Thread 213524255

>Eating some kale, tofu and greek yogurt you got from Whole Foods along with some Starbucks coffee and Papa Johns pizza and calling your dad who lives in a gated community on your Samsung about your yacht and dog after a long day of lacrosse practice from private boarding school in Utah
Happens iyc?

>>213524255 (OP)
What's with the Papa John's pizza?
What pizza do jugglers eat?

>>213524255 (OP)
This Sunday I was eating zucchini and drinking white wine with my in-laws, in a gated community, while petting their golden retriever and discussing different types of corporate management

>>213524255 (OP)
You know what? Yes, I do all of these everyday
>>213524290
Papa Johns is mostly used for stereotyping white people like coleslaw/kale

>>213524331
Interesting, why is that? It's definitely better than vomit-inducing dominoes but still it's just a normal pizza. What's so white about it

>>213524359
the ceo face of papa johns said the n-word

>>213524417
Yeah I heard, didn't know that was the reason

>>213524255 (OP)
There are no private boarding schools in Utah, leave it out of your weird nigger ramblings

>>213524460
???

>>213524475
Neither of those are boarding schools but addiction recovery resorts for troubled teens. Do a little research, like the white river academy is located far out in the middle of nowhere because it’s one of those rehab ranches.