Thread 213529022

>Go to take a piss
>Body tries to push out a poo
>Don't want to poo so can't piss
>Stand there for 2 minutes before giving up
IYC?

this happens in my country
i usually just give up and take a shit

>>213529022 (OP)
see >>213529055
literally why fight it?

>>213529129
I am the master of my body, not my body

>>213529022 (OP)
I can't squeeze out the last drop of urine and I have to wipe it with toilet paper so as not to stain my underpants. Do I have prostatitis?

you guys are subhuman mlecchas
imagine peeing when you can direct your pee qi to your colon and let both pee n poo out at the same time

>>213529149
post so based i felt it in my bladder(and now i have to pee and but i dont want to shit).

here i sit, broken-hearted
tried to poop and only farted

uhuhuhuhuh


and then my friend you die

>>213529022 (OP)
did a big poo, my sphincter hurt
it happens EVERYDAY, that's right, everyday

Skill issue

I cannot pee if there's someone walking behind me