Thread 213529188

london

Does having warm milk actually help with sleep?

Canada has re-entered the filter.

>>213529210
liar

>>213529223
yes
because of the tryptophan

nth for the gyaldem

cor

>>213529252
sounds scary

>>213529275
that's a bum

>>213529275
jenna haze sexo

>>213529278
no it's nice and also essential to the health and survival of your body
:)

catberg loves his cuddle time

got doms from the gym

how do they do it?

>>213529275
i recognise this arse. wanked hundreds of times to it.

>>213529262
why does she have backwards writing on her?

>>213529244
Is DTFIC spamming his scat again? Or is it Lee?

moo deng celebrates first anniversary

mental what porn has done to me brain

saw this pic in the last thread and thought "fuck those are some flat no curve bitches"

got to used to them enhanced bbl hormone wreck silicone whores

>>213529262
What is the mindset behind being a simp

>>213529056
before 2005 is too recent a cut-off but I agree with her in principle

past a certain point going back the way you get into territory where the films are downright boring and shit. I'm talking the 1960s and earlier. Like if you've ever tried to sit through some of these black & white films they put on during the day for coffindodgers, they're not even watchable. Nothing is happening on screen. And I don't mean no action, I mean there's not even any interesting dialogue or interactions happening. It feels like you're watching something at 0.25x speed.

The standard for what would be considered interesting or a spectacle is just too different between that time period and now. In the olden days these grandboomers would consider the price of admission worth it if they got to see a big movie star walk about a room in a nice outfit or if they saw a scene involving a train or ship. That shit doesn't fly today.

>>213529221
She's already seen it. At this point, I'm just accepting that she's a cultural pleb. She's one of those people who clicks on whatever the new thing is on the front page of Netflix, Prime video etc, without even reading any reviews online etc

>>213529275
*mogs her*

>>213529245
If you took it that way then that’s on you virge

Zoomers at work are saying I have "aura".

gotten so obese i now qualify for disability bennies
i am the ultimate yank

Here we are again

>>213529379
no they aren't
be quiet

>>213529371
Truth nuke

>>213529381
disability bennies is more of a bri'ish thing

omg I can't believe martin fry and suggs were on the same team omggggg

>>213529332
Selfie mirrored the pic

>>213529369
Gimmiqie posting and baiting retards

Bazz has brought a friend this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm357SUwGZs

no it's fine they need more of my money to give to the migrants and their hotels

>coke zero supposedly 0 calories
>start drinking it
>stop losing weight

>>213529379
lad at work said my arse was popping and that women would be jealous of such a shaply arse. Says stuff like this to wind me up because he knows I am shy.

however it is good to know my exercises are working as I do actually want a muscular and round arse. I will take this time to specify that neither he nor I are gay.

>>213529451
idiot

wonder if my life will improve if i stop watching porn

>>213529371
>Like if you've ever tried to sit through some of these black & white films they put on during the day for coffindodgers, they're not even watchable.
That's because those films are one step away from being public domain films, it costs the broadcaster hardly anything to show them. There's countless films from the olden days that are still worth watching.

grown man talmbout some "shy"

zoomers are fucked in the head

>>213529413
Thats not it I mean why are you obsessed with all these women and characters

>>213529236
Kino anime

https://youtu.be/maEiXAaOFCM

Playing this still gets a lump in my throat

>>213529479
sticks and stones, anon
you can't explain it either

>>213529371
There are plenty of old films still worth watching.
There's a reason the 1930s through the 1950s is known as the Golden Age of Cinema.

>>213529379
I'm 39 years old, and recently I'm getting a lot of smiles and sultry looks from the younger women in my office. And they know I have a gf too, which automatically makes you more attractive to them.

>>213529465
In your fantasy yeah

>>213529507
Gen X are the last Gen who aren't

>>213529490
the truth is that I'm severely mentally ill but most assume it's shyness and leave it at that

Those old Jame Bond flicks are quite thrilling

Actually reckon this will cause more people to have their phones nicked
Gormless tourists staring at the floor as Ahmed flies by on his ebike

>>213529509
Bet it was cold that day. Any hot day during the Summer and that stretch of beach is rammed something vile.

>>213529519
Can’t be real

I'm the father who stepped up

>>213529562
part and parcel vibes

And tell me poo seal
How does it feel to be so wise?
To see through eyes that only see what's real
Tell me, poo seal

>>213529562
Don't care about L*ndon anymore, it's a lost cause.

Need a good karaoke song rec

>>213529519
this is legally rape

>>213529465
>you've got a nice arse m8. would definitely shag yer. not gay though only bantz haha

doubt anyone wants my moto g8 plus in a dirty old case

Need to stay up 3 more hours just want to sleep

>>213529616
rock dj

>>213529598
poo sneal

>>213529624
>>213529624
Stupid yankbrained mong

>>213529533
most niggas here weren't even around for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCO3hTCRFYc

i feel like poo seal today

>>213529643
scro,m

>>213529616
Sit Down by James

>>213529551
they're fucking dogshit and a good example of the point I'm making

that one where Sean Connery goes to the villain's island lair and there's some bizare tank made to look like a dragon and it shoots fire at him. Cmon now, that stuff is a product of its time. No one can say with a straight face they're sitting in their chair at home in 2025 gripped with anxiety over where Bond will be able to overcome this weird cartoonish dragon thing that looks like it was built in a garage. Then the scene drags on for 4 whole minutes and you're desperately waiting for it to end while Sean Connery hides behind shrubs.

I'm sure that was entertaining to people in nineteen canteen when the height of technology was a microwave oven. But it's not interesting today.

Dark academia vibes tonight

>>213529533
>>213529658
mad how it was the last truly great anime
literally nothing since has surpassed it, or ever will

>>213529519
POV: Kidnapped by a Reddit psycho

stop doing heroin

>>213529696
Well clearly a lot of people do still love the old Bond films (I'm not a fan personally) so your subjective opinion is an unpopular one.

>>213529629
stick it up on ebay you never know

i smoke because it gives me motivation

>>213529719
gday just the pork banh mi and a pepsi max cheers boss

>>213529696
Felt the same watching The Birds desu.

>>213529696
Still better than the pozzed, overly dramatic, non-fun Daniel Craig ones. They've turned Bond into a moody, crying little bitch.

somebody brought up steve laws in the past thread and i looked him up
he is one ugly mofo i can't lie, what a mug
ugly on the inside and out

>>213529696
Dr. No is a little rough around the edges but the next one From Russia with Love is one of the greatest movies ever made

>>213529693
Never find me doing any work with machines. In fact you'll never find me doing any work lol

Oldest thing I watched that was good is Star Trek TOS

is pretending Pepsi Max means maximum sugar i.e normal sugary Pepsi a /brit/ only gimmick or is it site-wide?

I've genuinely forgot at this point. I want to say we invented it and it's only used here.

also when captain sensible and john taylor were on the same team

just opened my curtains to put a spider on the ledge outside and got blinded by the sunlight reflecting off it

>>213529790
dunno but anytime i've heard someone say "full fat" to refer to sugar that person has been borderline clinically retarded

>>213529770
The way I see it is this: if I'm scrolling through the TV channels and an older Bond film is on, I'm very likely to sit and watch it. If it's one of the newer ones, I'm less likely.

For me it's On Her Majesty's Secret Service

>>213529069
>>213529069
>>213529069

>>213529804
Whoever came up with that "full fat" description for normal coke should be hanged.

For me it's classic Film Noir, the pinnacle of cinema as it were.

>>213529804
That's on you though, full fat is obviously tongue-in-cheek and it is objectively correct to say that calories you take in as carbs i.e the sugar in cola but do not burn via exercise get stored as... fat.

They're not saying it because they think normal cola actually contains fat the way blue-top milk contains fat.

>>213529841
Freak

>>213529821
good lad

get the anime wanked over

Glinner is going to be on Joe Rogan. Might actually watch that bald bastard for the first time in years.

>>213529841
The amount of white women who do this, and then actually settle down with that black man is actually very low.

>>213529866
dont talk about yourself that way lad

>>213529862
>They're not saying it because they think normal cola actually contains fat the way blue-top milk contains fat.
He thinks they do because he is an autistic freak.

>>213529510
I told you x

>>213529658
When the gang escaped the Earth I was hooked, the wide horizon, tranquility in a new found freedom... VGHH it's still my laptop lock screen

>>213529698
Evangelion tho, peak Gainax something else

Has manufacturing actually come back to the US?

don't like autistic people
like you get unfathomably lucky and recieve the gift of consciousness and sentience and all that but you decide to just play with lego or some shit for 70 years
you don't often meet one that actually has light behind their eyes

I THINK EVANGELION SUCKS

>>213529970
>do you wanna know how i got these scars

>>213529929
You're wildly insecure about your obsessive compulsion to spam your ugly anime/ewhore avatars

It'd be tragic if you weren't just an extremely boring one-dimensional empty husk

>>213529893
Moron

noel philips looks like he fingers kids

>>213529988
so do you

>>213529976
there are different types of autism

>Top circumcision doctor is banned from performing the operations after amputating two little boys'
penises
Imagine having no willy
Mental

>>213529882
What do you do for fun?

>>213530002
rape my own arse

salutations my incel disciples

>>213529977
Anta baka!

>>213529982
Poopoo caca dtif melty

>>213530000
was an aussie here who posted about having cancer of the cock and had to get a bit of it cut off
really wish he would have posted a picture of his knobber

>>213529983
Nimrod

>>213530000
this is why is should be done as a young teenager

>>213529367
>>213529509
Is this Brighton?

>>213530032
Nincompoop bastard

Knew a fella who had a blood clot or something in his willard and had to have it removed
They made him one of those fake ones like they do trannards

>>213530032
>>213530049
imbeciles

>>213530000
couldn't read this properly and was trying to work out what a top circumcision is

>>213530050
did you ever see it?

>>213530052
Shut it twerp

>>213530075
hobgoblin

haven't brushed my teeth in weeks

haven't had an enema in days

>>213530078
Scroom

My school showed us the the 1970s all quiet on the western front after we read the book and I remember a several girls cried on the movie

>>213529933
Made it a bit more pleasant

>>213530046
yh

>>213530046
Yes.
This is how it looks on a busy Summer day.

>>213530104
brit niggaz love they jagged stone broken glass beaches

>>213530104
Never got what the point of going to packed beaches is
Seems like absolutely pointless npc behaviour

Thinking about the dick drill webm

anime

>>213530095
Didn't even know there was a 70s version, I've only seen the 1930 film (it's kino btw)

It's all about your perspective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrllfAMwHI

theres a webm of a monkey having a cheeky wank i want a copy of

forgot to save it when it was posted

>>213530139
CORRRRRRRRRRR PANTY

>>213530127
>>213530130
It's the closest part of the beach for day trippers coming off the train. They're too stupid to walk half a mile east or west to the less busy parts, which is fine because it means people like me who live there can enjoy the beach in relative peace.

>>213530156
Bro thinks he cooked

ching chonging my way through the dojo

>>213530104
Crazy how there's only one Black fella and it's impossible to miss him

>>213529996
There aren't. I'll go one further and say there's not even one type, it doesn't exist.

There's no genetic marker for autism and there never will be. The notion that 2 people both "have autism" and one of them a shy aspie software engineer making $300k/year working at Meta who goes bouldering twice a week and has an asian wife and a hapa kid, and the other is a literal screaming retard who stumbles about the living room like a bowling ball with his wrists at 90° and needs to be pinned down by his mother during meltdowns is absurd.

If the span of the condition is so broad that it can contain this much variance then the term has lost all meaning.

>>213530167
theres multiple monkey wanking webms
do you mean the one where he's swinging upside down from a branch?

daily wanks when i was a teenager, now can only muster like 3 a week

an absolute clear decline

>>213530104
thanks to busy pier keir

>>213530156
ktim

>>213530139
why do japs blur the vagoo but not the arsehole?

>>213530199
Retard

>>213530215
>busy pier keir

I'm buying a house lads.

>>213530201
the one he grabs a passing frog and fucks it until his monkey knob comes out its body

>>213530233
Can I visit

>>213530227
You appear to have confused the 'Name' field for the 'Comment' field

making refried beans with a tin of baked beans bet you never thought of doing that did you hah

>>213530141
For some reason I find this weird but a girl I knew developed a fetish for broken men because of that movie

everyone on the internet is so thick

>>213530259
>You appear to have confused the 'Name' field for the 'Comment' field

>>213530256
No incels allowed x

An American man who says he's non-binary is to file an application to the European Court of Human Rights to have his identity legally recognised in the UK. If successful, this will effectively overrule British law as clarified by the Supreme Court .

Contracted a bad case of bumrot

>>213530251
classic

>>213530224
only genitalia is censored

>>213530259
oh no he didn!!! :o

australia obliterated

Only thing that goes up my arse is my own poo
end of

>>213529862
>it is objectively correct to say that calories you take in as carbs i.e the sugar in cola but do not burn via exercise get stored as... fat.
That's true for all foodstuffs you utter retard.

>>213530227
Feel free to provide an argument against the point raised.

:)

Will one of you go feed my dog breakfast I cbf

>>213530334
Sybau

thoughts on my drip irrigation setup?

>>213530314
Happened over 4 years ago that but still gets a smile out of me

Woke is back!!!!!

howling at this little brown fiji indian aussie zoomer runt who is always hyper aggressive

India has some floods
Who fuckign cares why is BRITISH news reporting on this

>>213530344
Just bring him inside and give him a good rub while he gives you a good lick.

nth for the gyladam

>>213530368
loads of those lads are horny twink bottoms

>>213530210
libido innit

Im a stone cold incel

>>213530351
What we really need is a giant version of this that brings sea water inland into Australia and terraforms the orange wastes into lush farmland.

The energy from the hot sun will be used to desalinate the water as it flows inland within these giant canals and the fresh water will be captured in a series of tubes suspended over the canals. Then these tubes will distribute the water via capillaries to plots of farmland.

>asked to come in on my day off
get fucked

because there are so many chinks and indians in the world my willy must be a lot bigger than average

>>213530104
Good thing I was never there on a busy summer day then.

Free movement between Australia and Britain NOW

>>213530391
how do i get it back?
i drink and smoke weed btw

mental how most of the people complaining about migrants being young males are also the weakest people around like no shit they're males that's because it's a hard thing to do

>having to put cream on my bellend because it's chapped again
Fucks sake

>>213530449
how would we even get there though

>>213530449
FOWF

>>213530468
get the bus

>>213530451
Quit both, exercise, try supplements like zinc, boron, maca.

>>213530462
u've been done

oh yesss i'm sure you have brilliant views on politics i just love hearing about them. you should pursue a career in politics, definitely. fuck off. cunt.

>>213530457
hardly a ninja warrior course is it they just sit on a series of buses, trucks and then finally a dinghy

>>213530462
Reminds me of when I wanked with shampoo and my whole willy dried up and went scaly

>>213530488
Itll be like that spongebob episode where he goes to rock bottom

>>213530029
See, it's obvious

favourite gta game?

>>213530510
anyone who says this would get DVT from three hours of sitting

>>213530518
pubes will have been lustrous and shiny though so that's something

>>213530529
never played any of them

san andreas easily but iv follows closely imho
>b-b-b-b-b-b-but iv is so boring and the map is so small and the cars are so le bad
don't care it's just good.

>quit drinking
fucking how, it's so tempting

>>213530564
Get some hobbies and interests and have some willpower

>>213530559
Bro is inventing his own opps

can't go outside they'll make fun of me out there

rashel is currently bringing me a sainos order

>>213530573
i have to invent opps, all my real ones are dead.

its my sharty and ill poo if i want to

>>213530559
I go back and forward between those 2 being he best gta

>gta
unc AHH franchise

>>213530606
solid mate. i also have a soft spot for those psp gtas like liberty city stories and the ds chinese one bosh.

quite drinking, quite drugs, quite porn, quite the lot it

scrambling up the walls of my incel enclosure

the answer is vice city

>>213530529
the one where you can kill the elvis impersonators

>>213530583
Cold

>>213530630
ktim

knock knock

the problem with Ron DeSanctimonious is he needs a personality transplant, and those are NOT yet available x

remember that scene in Jurassic Park where the kid gets electrocuted on the fence?

he was a proper annoying shit so it was a good thing really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

>>213530676
2022 wants their post back + FOY + Facebook tier post

>>213530379
Girl at the wedding I went to recently looked sort of like this

Michael Heseltine top 10 coldest moments

In all honesty GTA V was probably the worst GTA despite its technological improvements and all the money made.
It didn't appeal to 2005 high school me so it failed.

Brrrrrrr
Aura

>>213530698
blow it out your ass

>>213530721
>2005 high school
Damn unc I wasn’t even BORN then lmao

>>213530576
just wear a bandana and throw on a denim jacket and leave it unbuttoned. one even dares to look me in the eye when im dressed like that

my shoes smell like crisps

>>213530462
You might have ringworm lad.

Messi autism compilation

Drinking coffee out of the hotel's Disney Pixar Cars themed mug

>>213530781
fuck off

>>213530781
Elton john

>>213530775
Remember when he dressed up like Ricky and had a Ricky lookalike kiss him on the neck in that weird video?

>>213530788
did the football playing mongoloid meet the mystery meat wog rapping criminal

new
>>>/e/2942899

reason why we still have racism is bc rorke picked the gromit mug

>>213530788
never understood why trackie chavs walk around openly playing with their balls like that it's like something a dribbling mong would do

>>213530626
I recently finished both the gta storiesgames on my phone with a controller. they didn't hold up as well as I remember, but they are basically glorified expansions. I only finished San Andreas last December but feeling rhe urge to give it another play

>>213530843
bit like /brit/ when you think about it really

>>213530825
>it's like something a dribbling mong would do
answered your own question there mate

>>213530788
If the guy on the right was an abo these would be the average denizens of my dogshit area

>>213530815
>criminal
His dad is a uni professor and mum is a doctor. The whole criminal thing is just an act for his music

am i an anus

Even the child died.

>>213530788
They're millionaires and you're not

me? wordle master

>>213529841
I would step forward with my ruler in hand and measure his BBC and if it wasn’t quite up to par I would ask him politely to leave

>>213530788
How did wiggers achieve total cultural dominance in America and the UK?

>>213530751
minecraft is the san andreas of the newer generation

>>213530721
the map was terrible desu

>>213530886
lmao

>>213530872
sydney or qld/fnq?

>>213530891
prick

Leftypol?

need a brit slag gf BADLY

>>213530925
A one man gang rape doesn't seem feasible

>>213530891
what app?

>>213530924
haha yeah that's a decent starting word i think

>>213530925
Mad how for a third of the world's population gang rape is a fairly normal thing

>>213530957
Maybe his wife and kids would join

>>213530893
he's not a wigger he's actually black

>>213530925
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>213530971
Apparently many gang rapes start as normal rapes and men come across it and join in instead of helping

>>213530893
uk chavs are just british wiggers

>>213530977
The rapper clearly isn't and the soccer player is obviously white too

>>213530957
it is if he just moves at light speed so he can appear in multiple places at onces

>>213530957
He called Ms Walsh a 'f****** b****' several times and told her she would be dragged out of her hotel room, gang raped and set alight

They were flying to lahore he was gonna call his boys

Congratulations! You solved The Mini in 2:40.

>>213530853
Why has this image been posted thousands of times
Who is that

>>213531029
>Ms Walsh

>>213531009
Cole Palmer is a BLACK man

>>213531029
What a delightful culture

>>213531029
Why would a British man have "boys" in Lahore

Excellent standing hours so far today well done me
Might aim for the fabled 18 standing hour day

>>213531061
If he's black then I'm literally from Africa

>>213531072
Dual citizenship dawg

>>213531029
its his culture rorke. stop being racist

>>213531098
That’s his granddad

Is ANYONE going to make the new?

Dual citizenship should be illegal

big penis

>>213527153
>>213527153
>>213527153

>>213531128
Is it really?

Funny how having black relatives means you're entitled engage in all kinds of embarrassing foolishness

Pleasant out
Sun shining
Pleasant breeze
Some good dogs about

>>213531214
>>213531214
>>213531214

>>213531205
>>213531205
>>213531205
>>213531205

You have a choice now: make a British new or use the JF editions