Thread 213531214

kemi edish

Rorke living on a cul-de-sac

Hi

can't stop thinking about dicks and cum

shouldn't be allowed

going big chompy bird hunting, any tips?

would hit this sober

first for old movies

>>213531348
It should be mandatory

I've developed an adult woman fetish.

>>213531354
actually find slutty women repulsive outside of a porn context

Rorke rorke rorke
What are we gonna do with you
Made a right twat of yourself, again
Soiling your next jeans in public
You're 29 years old man, too old to be doing this
Deary me

>>213531348
>his male co-workers
>his

Guy from where I live got 8 years for computer fraud

next jeans are actually good thoughbeit

>UK bans Zara ads because the models' elbows are too pointy
What is going on over there?

really don't understand why the weakest nicotine pouches are 6mg, that just seems insanely high. a fag is only 1mg

Going to be having fucking words at toil today mate. 137 hours overtime for august is a fucking piss take when there's deputy managers on less fucking hours than me.

>>213531459
I only wear nice skinny jeans

>>213531452
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>213531489
Should have tried harder in school

>>213531498
bender

>>213531518
Skinny jeans are timelessly cool

>>213531527
they're really not. makes you look like a frail runt or a poofter.

>>213531527
They're not

*gets a football kicked into my groin as I enter the thread*
Right in the proverbial…

This is the lesbian Reform spokeswoman for Crime and Justice, personally appointed by Nigel Farage, who has made it clear that she believes men can magically change into women.

sucking a powerade

skinny jeans ain't no chinos at least

I'll wear skinny jeans until the day I die

Might watch The Thing

Now that the OSA is being enforced and the country's going to the dogs where are all my fellow Brit anons going to move too?

>>213531593
Thinking I might move back to Leeds
Miss the old place

>>213531593
Poland

I like a tapered leg jean, but not tight skinny fit.
Also medium to high rise is optimal, why make your legs look shorter?

>>213531572
they are for people with a juicy arse

blood splattering the toilet bowl with every poo

>>213531624
I can't find ones that fit over my legs and bum so I just wear huge baggy jeans now

>>213531472
could put someone's eye out with that thing

>>213531613
I live in Leeds and love it. Occasionally I think about moving to London but it feels like I'd be paying for more for a worse quality of life for a place I can always visit on the train

>>213531472
not allowed because girls with mental health will see it and kill themselves

>Marks & Spencer ‘apologises’ to customer after ‘trans’ employee offers to help her
r/unitedkingdom in shambles

In an attempt to escape the oppressive "gender binary," the "nonbinary" identity was created. But this category has since become its own stereotype, and many who adopted this supposedly liberating label now feel pressured "to conform to a specific way of looking nonbinary.

Business idea: Turn Britain into a dangerous third second country so the NHS can continue to grow in size and cost

>>213531705
leftypol defending the right for a 6 foot bloke in a wig to offer to fit a 14 year olds bra despite it not even being his job

look, if you use skinny jeans you're a poofter, no questions asked

Most meetings at my work are just girls talking endlessly about possibilities.

Very hairy man telling me a lot of stuff today. Reckons he’s got it all figured out. I’m not convinced

>>213531593
Considering relocation to China

this is what I see when I enter /brit/

>>213531743
Except that's not what happened...

raping my arse with a pine cone

>>213531800
that's exactly what happened you lying misogynist bastard

>>213531780
me

nonces have feelings too rorke ok

I've never sent a postcard before. Anyone know how to do it?

Just heard about the M&S drama kek
>Mother and daughter go shopping at M&S
>Trans MtF employee asks if they need any help or directions since they seemed confused and lost
>Mum turns out to be a TERF and starts shouting transphobic slurs and having a meltdown because a tranny dared talk to her
>After the incident she claimed this is apparently because they were looking for the lingerie and bras section, even though the trans employee didn't know this and just asked if they need help
>M&S issues a formal apology to the mother
>JK Rowling wades in and starts accusing the trans person of being a paedophile and trying to put their life in danger, demanding they be arrested, etc

This is the type of society we live in now.
Being trans in Britain is worse that being a Jew in 1930 Germany.

>>213531919
fucking zoomers i swear you're like old pensioners sometimes

bald slaphead me

>>213531928
maybe trans people should take the hint and fuck off. no one likes those perverted nonce freaks

>>213531931
literally got an iron cross medal for bravery though...

>>213531928
There's no such thing as being 'trans' mate.
Just because you've decided to publicly live as a transvestite that doesn't give you any special rights or privileges.

wonder what it's like to have sex with a beautiful woman who is as attracted to you as you are to her

only in scouseland aha

>>213531928
Except that's not what happened...

>>213531966
>>213531972
Retarded trolls
If this is the 80s youd say there's no such thing as being gay
If this was the 1920s you'd be celebrating the lunching of blacks in the US and Jews in Germany

>>213531989
Yeah I wonder haha

>>213531928
>Trans MtF approaching daughter
Would the nonce coward do it if her father was there instead of the mother?

We live in a Tatchellite paedocracy that doesn't care about the safety or wellbeing of children.

>>213532016
trannies should all unironically be killed

>>213532016
take the hint and fuck off. no one likes you perverted nonce freaks

>trans people are nonces if they do their job
You are all mentally insane

>>213531939
Well do you know or not?

>>213531452
why do the judges in this country hate us? they are British also

>>213531953
kahtimers and short too

>>213532049
>>trans people are nonces
yes

>>213532027
let see the comments rorke

>>213532049
>trans people are nonces
ftfy

>>213531928
He should kill himself to make them all feel bad

girlfriends doing my fucking nut in. Biggest mug move to think your gf is different from other women they are ALL the same just a fucking nightmare

>>213532027
That's literally not what happened tho
The employee didn't know why they were there even
They just extrapolated all this extra bullshit out of thin air as an excuse to call trans people paedophiles
We're one step away from 1930s style public lynchings

>>213532121
I bet she's nice and youre just a big meanie.

>>213531928
>This is the type of society we live in now.
Being trans in Britain is worse that being a Jew in 1930 Germany.
Herr starmer.. the trans elders have rejected our isle of man planned relocation they started screeching and becoming violent... there can only be one solution now.

>>213532019
Are troons really any more likely to be nonces? Seems like the church were always the biggest paedos

>>213531696
why don't thin girls kill themselves after seeing this then

>Trannies
>Small boats
>Drug gangs
Anyway how's your standard of living been since 2008?

>>213532138
everything I do is morally correct by virtue of me doing it

>>213532016
Yes

>>213532016
fags and niggers hate trannies too leftypol get a clue

>>213532133
I would also say thay if i was him

>>213532160
The Nazis incels don't like facts which disprove their worldvie
No, to the mentally deficient posters here, trans people are to blame for everything bad in their lives

>>213532164
there's too much of trannies, niggers and crackheads out
would rather be 50% poorer than having to see them anymore

>>213532160
well trannyism is a religion too

>>213532170
Sounds like gaslighting

Rest in Peace

>>213532162
because everyone understands that being thin is more desirable than being fat

leftypol doing a great job winning the british public over with his hysterical screeching dishonesty and gaslighting

>>213532235
This is entirely the result of far right culture war politics being used to distract you from poverty and class issues
A game the mainstream media is all to happy to aid in

>Wages growth since 2008
>House prices since 2008

anime gf

>>213532263
Must be. Cant be any other reason

thoughts?

bored of vidya atm 2bh

>>213532263
yeah or maybe people just don't like trannies ever think of that?

>>213531928
>Being trans in Britain is worse that being a Jew in 1930 Germany.
Deranged and delusional freak

>>213532314
Rorke wants this person in a concentration camp

hymns are supposed to inspire awe and feel uplifting and joyful but in reality you're just hearing a load of really shit singing from the people around you

>>213532314
there's no such thing as a 'trans woman'

>>213532314
annoys me when people dance anor lip-sync on Tiktok. Adds nothing to anything

>>213532314
you can always tell irl desu

>>213532160
trannyism literally involves advocating for performing medical experiments on "trans kids" en masse just because they self-identify (ie are not diagnosed) as not the sex they actually are (keep in mind they're also children) so they can become "their true selves"

>>213532353
can only imagine what the sort of people who are doing nothing but watch those types of videos are like

I hope Russia or China nukes Britain and all of you die painfully and slowly over several weeks

watching the new king of the hill

>>213532387
zoomer gooners innit. there's millions of them

Mental we havent cured anxiety yet

bet most of you smell fucking rank

>>213532387
i know right
*spends all day scrolling down on /brit/ in my smelly incel lair*

>>213532463
Smell like lynx me

>>213532453
steam coming out leftypols ears

>>213532463
I'm wearing Guerlain Vetiver, 7 sprays.

>>213532463
Why are you thinking about how I smell?

>>213532453
didn't know he was such a big lad

>>213531361
beat it, toots

>>213532536
>

>>213531452
send him back to iran so they can castrate him

Yes, that's right, I want a big neon sign that says GET IT TOGETHER BITCH in my office

>>213532568
not good enough mate. he deserves a short stay in a comfortable uk prison with all the gadgets and entertainment systems then released back into the public, completely unrehabilitated, and given free housing and benefits for life. that'll teach him

>>213532064
A lot of Muslim judges, a lot of Jewish judges also

>>213531909
maybe the family shouldnt look back in anger

>>213532536
easy to look big when toe rogan is in the same picture

>>213531361
What the fuck
I saw This Gun for Hire three days ago

>>213532656
Based. Love Laird Cregar in that film. Check out The Lodger if you haven't seen it.

>>213531928
>Being trans in Britain is worse that being a Jew in 1930 Germany.
I remmebre when I attended some holocaust workshop and an lgbt woman starting haveing a panic attack because all the attention was on dead jews and not dead homos

>>213532683
LGBTQ is just narcissism masquerading as a civil rights movement

I am old. On and Hoka trainers look so goofy to me

>>213532672
I've been on a huge golden age film noir kick lately. The Maltese Falcon and In A Lonely Place are favorites of what I've seen

>>213532709
He was trying to get logistic and organisation details

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell
Charlotte Emma Aitchison

>>213532734
bet their fannies absolutely reek

>>213532164
i was too young to remember life before 2008.YOGRT

>>213532713
A few of my favourites:

The Third Man
Night and the City
Sunset Blvd
Touch of Evil
Brighton Rock

>>213532734
why is she wearing the bosnian flag

>>213532709
they were mandatory

>>213532710
unless you're running, there is no legitimate reason to wear trainers

>>213532775
Nice. Did you watch Angels with Dirty Faces? That's the best Cagney in my opinion. Crazy how much good film they churned out in the span of two decades. the writing, the formal visual aspect, the acting. top notch

>>213532808
>I was only obeying orders

>>213532133
did reddit tell you that

Awake

>>213532842
Acceptable if you want to larp as a manchild

>>213532842
anything else is too formal or bulky though

>>213532713
Sunset boulevard is fun

>>213532856
youre not saying the jewish organisers were acting like nazis are you? that would be very antisemitic

how do you prevent your daughter from growing up to be a slag and having an onlyfans?

they're calling Ariana Grande a homewrecker again lads

might go up tesco in a min x

>>213531452
Twice what he would of gotten here.

>>213532842
Asics trainers fit in very well with otherwise relaxed formalwear. Also salomon, la sportiva and other hiking shoes. hoka and on have the gimmicky soles though which is why they're bad

all the indians are revelling in their victim complex because they keep getting slapped around by feral teenagers here lmao

make military service mandatory from the ages of 18-22 (including women)

>>213532938
No they don't, they're far too big

>>213532941
screaming, finally a good use for feral scrotes

rorke on the ropes

What age did you grow up and finally start wearing Calvin Kleins?

>>213532905
be a nice daddy to her

>>213532955
some in their line have a non bulky shape you spacker
they don't make only one single type of shoe

my job pays well but my manager is a jeet so it's not worth it

>>213532999
Probably like 16 or so. Only thing boxers I wear now because they're the best

when are we going to start having small boat pirates sailing up the thames?

>>213533003
you mean father?

>>213533014
stop the cap bruh bruh

I unironically still wear Primark ball stranglers

Ooh, I want poo, I don't know if I need poo, but
Ooh, I'd die to find out

leftypol on an absolute mental one

>>213533027
what's the difference?

>>213532999
bonds is the gold standard here in sunny bruceland

>>213533007
That's almost every company and still looks worse than a loafer or ankle boot, or even a traditional canvas sneaker like a deck or court shoe

>>213533060
cap

>>213533047
Daz looks exactly like I would have imagined.

>>213533077
would launch your jaw into orbit if you said that to my face

>>213532999
prefer ralph lauren ones myself since calvins seem too teenage and childish

>>213533054
daddy is more sexual

>>213533047
having a wee temper tantrum

>>213533071
>ankle boot, or even a traditional canvas sneaker like a deck or court shoe
spacker in his spacker attire

>>213533047
It was a joke daz...a christmas joke

>>213533047
Check his hard drive and all electronics seized.

you look like a right ponce wearing these mate. no one has the guts to tell you

the fit
>calvin klien
>skinny jeans
>retro gaming socks
>checkered vans
>$5 v-neck t shirt
>non descrip zip-up hoodie with no warmth or padding

>>213533114
Only because people made it that way. I often hear women call their father "daddy" when talking about him positively. "daddy's girl"

>>213533047
The baby brain take is thinking you can rehabilitate someone like that

>>213532897
I certainly wouldnt say that but other may

feel like i'm too attractive to have such a low bodycount, you lads feel the same?

my wardrobe is a mix of M&S, Salt Rock, Passenger, and Carhartt

Thinking about Daz in these trying times

Nishino Nanase dressed as a nurse.

>>213533148
loafers are good but considering this spacker also is on the canvas sneaks like a woman you just know he gets the end of the line poverty loafers to wear along his ankle high badly fitting trousers

Day 3 of no fap

Never liked New Balance either

>>213533129
You don't know how to dress and think a pair of polyester tailored trousers with piss soaked asics suddenly makes you look better and more respectable than your old lacoste tracksuit lmao

Was applying for jobs with absolutely no luck for months and now I've suddenly managed to get an interview with a massive company
The thought of my evil incel self being scrutinised by a couple of successful people is scaring me a lot

>>213533173
I don't feel any kind of way towards you or your proverbial attractiveness

I dress like a homeless man, and still the girls love me

I could tell you were lonely
from the moment you walked in

>>213533047
>spite filled odious slime
ktim

Been really popular with the ladies lately

>>213533182
jap women peaked in the 80s

>>213533215
how so?

>>213533204
omdzzz rorke you dress like a bender from 2008 how do your pudgy feet fit inside those canvas sneaks

>>213533230
from the way you had your makeup on
from the way you'd done your hair

going for a virgin walk later, get some fresh air into the lungbergs

you should go for a walk too, do you some good!

>>213533228
big back niggas like you always is capping

was having a wank and realised the lass looked like a female version of me and then i was finished shortly after this revelation

>>213533173
I have no idea what you look like

might ask a girl out so I stop feeling lonely

>>213533268
thought he was gonna flip her into the traffic

>>213533288
dangerous and downright stupid

>>213533173
Maybe spend less time on here spaino?

>>213533268
Nah mate gonna sit in the dark and have a wank in my evil incel lair of doom

>>213533268
I will. I may send some pictures of my adventure to the thread

>>213533333
mad how poo peng moo deng gay porn bradley walsh rorke

>>213533205
Just picture them naked, lad. Or something like that. They're just people. The long and short of it is that if you've been offered an interview, they would like to offer you the job but you just need to give them the confidence that you can do it.

>>213533323
>Chart patterns
Absolute scam

>>213533334
Off by one. Top yourself

>>213533354
I'm going to

>>213533189
i wank 3-4 times a day, super virile me

Might get a job at a school

>>213533253
This is you

>>213533334
yeah excellent, classic post this

>>213533189
i never fap, thankfully x

bet it's annoying when you're a cop and you're arresting someone and either the suspect or the suspect's family start giving you their life story (blogposting in real life) and expect you to act like a therapist

>>213533373
is it so hard for you to accept people wear asics and salomon as casual footwear even in more formal environments like the workplace now? nobody wears canvas sneaks and chelsea boots anymore ponce

>>213533373
done him

yhe binble

my friend works at a school he's the IT man

>>213533412
The majority of people are also overweight but that doesn't mean it's right or looks good

>>213533436
Lucky bastid

>>213533436
I do as well. Bastard kids drive everyone insane.

>>213533373
honestly get a better size for the jacket and pants, change the sneakers for a nice formal shoe and a white shirt from a different fabric and this is not a bad fit

>>213533479
all bloody mohammed arent they

need to have a shower because I can smell my groin through my shorts while standing up

>>213533512
Pheromones

Wanking to clowns

got loads of grey pubes but none of my head hairs are grey

>>213532844
Yeah I love that film. White Heat might be favourite Cagney thoughever.
Also his musicals are well worth a watch, that man could dance - Footlight Parade, Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Also Strawberry Blonde is a really nice romantic comedy starring Cagney and Olivia de Havilland.

>>213533526
cum, wee, sweat, and a bit of poo actually

>finish cardio excersise
>first thing on my mind is ordering a chippy
FFS

>>213533528
is there a gap in the market for such things?

>>213533548
Birds love it

>>213533561
Yeah not enough porn of it don't want to wank to cartoons really

>>213533526
I dunno how 'scientists' can deny these exist when both male and female groins smell the way they do. OK you can say you've not been able to isolate the scent, that's fine, but to deny these smells exist and the reaction they generate in men and women is absurd.

long nosed shrew wandering around my greenhouse lads

whats the most tranny coded country?

>>213533602
Blame the perfume/cologne industry

bloody well love chickens me, clucking and rooing about mindlessly pecking each other and whatnot

>>213533620
Dont all shrews have long noses?

>>213533560
think you're dehydrated and need a gatorade zero instead

>>213532314
That's a woman tho

>>213533621
Brazil ofc

>>213533621
Transylvania
Oman

>>213533661
More of a powerade man, me

>>213533654
This one had a particularly long nose

sir reginald rat

>>213533690
Lets have a look

>>213532919
Wish that was me tied up and she was a sexually frustrated zionist officer with a rape correction fetish

sir bardley welsh gay porn mood deng cock pong

Sunday isn't Sunday
Without the Sunday telegraph

>>213533681
MODS

>>213533704
I'll get a pic when it comes out later on and post it here around half 9-ish xx

Anyone else suddenly become bi in adulthood?

Couple of years ago when I was like 27 I downloaded Grindr out of curiosity just to see who would match with me and I guess the “taboo” of it ended up turning me on a lot and eventually I started meeting up with guys off there, for handjobs and blowjobs (haven’t fucked one yet)

Literally never been attracted to other lads before that point but I have more gay sex now than straight sex, it’s just so easy to have your cock sucked by a lad.

rorke yeah

ordering a ham and cheese toastie off amazon

need a nice bath

>>213533741
Men? Done

>>213533747
had a bi phase when i was younger and tried gay sex in uni but the first time there was poo involved and it put me off forever

>>213533747
No way I could get hard for a lad

>see myself in the mirror
>get a hard on from how good I look
>start a call in teams with toilberg
>look like a jeremy kyle character

it's bloody wrong
bloody bloody bloody wrong

>>213533791
>poo

thats the best bit

having gay thoughts again

nice to meet shrew

you lot are GAY

the banker's bonuses

you lads kinda on the bender side aren't you

>>213533747
Grim

>>213533661
I'm drinking a diet coke and dreaming about box meals

Newbie Melody is like a punch in the stomach. I'm almost 30 now and these tracks bring me to a golden era I'm not capable of properly put into words.

>>213533822
me? just wanked to a woman showing me her boobies and bum

>>213533723
Only rich twats above the age of 50 read the Torygraph

got me new turkey teeth

the new gaff

>>213533875
like bums do you gay boy?

>>213533886
what is blud gobbling about

>>213533932
>>213533932
>>213533932

Thinking about having some kids. I thought I never would but might have to do my bit for the country.

>>213531452
fucking chud, aren't you grateful that you aren't speaking Germany right now??