>americans buy turkey drumsticks to munch on in theme parks
wtf

>>213532323 (OP)
I tried turkey but it was too dry for me.

>>213533633
Bro her gut health must be fucking insane to be able to handle all that

bro i was just watching that best food review ever show fair video showing these things, it actually looks good

>>213535937
not saying it doesn't look good but they're fucking massive and seem super greasy, how do you eat that while walking around theme parks, how do you not puke it out on rides too

As an adult I can't understand the appeal of Disneyland

>>213532323 (OP)
Were turkey drumsticks in a Disney movie first then they decided to sell them as people kept requesting them or were turkey drunsticks cynically inserted into a Disney movie knowing they could sell them at the parks?

>>213536279
I never cared for themeparks and I'm happy I never whined my parents into spending 10 day vacation money on a single day out

>>213536239
idk by not being 5'6 victim weight

>>213536376
they're not only sold in disneyland, they're a theme park staple apparently, you can find them in every single one in america

>>213536279
Disney World didn't do much for me, but Universal Studios was really nice, the food at the Harry Potter place was delicious.

>>213536551
oh

>>213536451
aren't all dutch super stingy with money, even on vacation where they don't spend not even for food?

>>213532323 (OP)
would

>>213536597
Ok that's a good reason, but is it worth spending the gorillion dollars though?

>>213536989
remember american wages anon.

>>213536989
It's bearable if you go in a group and split the costs together. I went with my siblings, mother, in-laws, and my niece and nephew. Costs were split by about 5 people, making things manageable.

>>213532323 (OP)

My initial reaction was that's pretty based due to how much proteinis in that, but then I realised it's American raised turkey which means it's loaded with hormones, antibiotics, microplastics and fuck knows what else, washed in bleach and carcinogens to make it an appealing uniform white colour and dipped in artifical chemical slop sauces, formulated by big food and approved by the government body they've bribed to allow, to calcify my frontal lobe, reduce my brain power and lower my free thinking capabilities to make me a better goyim cattle for your country

>>213537304
>washed in bleach
KEK