Thread 213533132

Age of History 2 edish

gonna jerk off to maricela

all of my exes would describe me as a gymnosophist

that's a really complex word that I should google up but I don't care

>non-/cum/ OP
only making this post to let you know I will not be posting here and I will delete this post after

Real non early non foreign made NEW
>>213533196

>>213533241
The goat has permission to make cum threads you dolt

>>213533269
Fake new and I won't be posting there

>>213533297
Wrong it's the only valid New

>>213533241
The goat has license to make news

/cum/ is either
>someone makes the new at exactly at 310 or early
>nobody makes the new until like 340 or 350 and then two people post theirs within 30 seconds of each other

Sometimes I feel really bad on the inside of my heart and I think about hurting myself.

BUT NOT TODAY. Today I wanna hop in an electric blue Lamborghini spaceship and drive 700 MPH. Just blazing across the desert, only visible as a shining blue bolt of lightning. And then BANG I blow through the muthafucking sound barrier like it ain’t shit. Just screaming through the atmosphere like a burning bolide. Faster than the speed of dreams.

And then I will drink a big milk, mmmm yummy I love milk. It’s a good source of protein bros. Make sure to drink your milk and you’ll grow up big and strong!

Feeling sleepy after sad posting all night

/cum/bros... it's over

>>213533489
Posted from a crumbling favela

>sit on the floor
>dog thinks it's playtime

I hate my hair
I hate my face
I hate my deformed body

>>213533489
that's the retarded monkey that starts 30 threads a day about america

why the fuck do women have to breathe down your neck and blabble about retarded shit when you're doing laborious work for them

>>213533777
If she is your coworker, she probably thinks she is gonna get a manager position, but in fact she is not, you are gonna leave and she is gonna get all your duties delivered to her

My favourite about women is the boobies especially big

need a white bitch

>>213533961
not a fan, i love big asses

>>213534058
>>213533961
I like their tummies and feet

The real most attractive part of a woman? Her mind, of course!

(please give me pussy, please give me pussy, please give me pussy, please give me pussy, please give me pussy…)

>>213533339
>>213533275
Gayest of all time

>>213534365
Ass mad that your thread died

Trump took an incelwalk

bisexual women be like this is my boyfriend

>>213534430
all women are bi

>>213533489
this may actually be the same poster

>>213533678
I got footage of him

>>213533553
you better have played with him asshole

>>213533553
You better have played with his asshole

I love women I love them so fucking much

Ok guys I have to go, I got Nunchuck practice at 8

I’m Diddy Kong!

>sales volume up ~5% from same account period last year
>pure sales up ~8% from same accounting period last year
>net profit up ~4% from same accounting period last year
>support staffing hours cut by ~20% until next revision period

Done with da gym, I'm pooped

should me and mom play ludo or go for a walk?

judo is the art of using the opponents force

>watching failure spoof movie from the 2000s
>surprisingly good cast and production
>hmmm this can't be so bad
>its all sex jokes and nothing else
>turn it off

>>213535491
It is the "gentle way"

I've started squatting over a box fan after I shower to prevent jock itch

!!!!!!!!!!ATTENTION CANADA!!!!!!!!!!
STOP THE WILDFIRES ALREADY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!I I WANT TO OPEN MY WINDOW!!!

I hate working with the cartels

>>213535587
Those types of movies and jokes were at peak popularity back then, shouldn't have been surprised.

It's over.

hello

>>213535772
Sorry they are roughly 50% human caused so clearly it's global warming o algo and we can't stop it

i was putting on my hoodie and i fully put it on then my vision went all black
the hood was over my face
i put it on backwards! xD

hes bouncing off my booty cheeks
i love the way he rides
i can hardly breathe when hes fucking deep inside
i kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy
call him daddy while i holler when that bussy is so damn good looking

>>213535847
Incredibly based but it should be The Lord's prayer instead of the ten commandments

>>213535796
Would you support the US invading Mexico?

>>213535949
meh, I don't give a fuck at this point

Googles air quality map covers North America, only like half of Europe and then curiously... Israel and India... and that is it.

>>213535847
the culture surrounding public schools and the teachers that staff them are a big reason why male zoomers are the most conservative male group in decades

I graduated high school in 2013 and I was already starting to see how out of touch partisan nonsense was creeping in. I can only imagine what being in highschool during the late 2010s and early 2020s had to have been

I was caught watching porn at work because I can’t watch it at home and was, naturally, fired on the spot. What do I do now? I was at the company for like 3 years and now I just have this giant gap in my resume. I live with my family so how do I deal with that? Are there gonna be legal consequences? How can I recover from this?

>>213535853
how are you buddy

>order food on jeetdash
>text from jeet few minutes later
>saar you have only tip $2 per mile this does not cover fuel cost please tip more!!!
>report him to customer support
>get credit and free delivery
>remove his tip entirely when he drops it off
>jeetdash doesn't let you rate customers only uber so there's zero consequences

>>213535971
For me it also covers Mexico, all of the EU except Portugal and some Balkans, Thailand, Taiwan, Australia, South Korea and Japan

>>213536055
Rare Jason W

who is more native to the Americas than Mestizos and Castizos?

>>213536002
Just get another job before the gap gets suspicious, the real problem is if they call for a reference. But HR are lazy and do nothing nowadays so it shouldn't be a problem

>>213535949
Every time some high-ranking cartel guy or a big shipment gets caught, those guys throw a tantrum and begin burning the city. The US coming here would result in a bloodbath, but I think US intervention is necessary, the current empire needs to go.

>>213536091
WASPs

>>213536055
I don't order takeout because I don't trust jeets not to mess with the food.

>>213536186
Why you don't trust indians handling your food?

>>213536186
The local breakfast place double seals their bags you have to rip the bag to open it and the second bag has a sticker closing it so I'm not worried

>>213536186
I was in Malta a few weeks ago and I was surprised how many jeets and Filipinos were there. Truly there is no escape from Jeets...

>>213536236
they are habitually and culturally filthy, and have been for thousands of years. they smell like shit and always have crap under their fingernails. they are selfish and liars and entitled and retarded.

i renounce masturbation forever and ever

>>213535847
Trump has broken all 10 commandments... so what is a child supposed to think?

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

>>213536236
Because they live 20 in a one bedroom apartment.
They starve themselves to save every penny, not to mention the hygiene when living in such conditions.

>>213536240
Smart. They don't really do that here.

>>213536256
Our government literally openly boasted that they were copying the Canadian policy...

>>213536182
WASPs arrived in the 1600s, Mestizos and Castizos were a thing in the 1400s already

>>213535847
>>213535929
>Lord’s prayer
Circumcised Americans don’t want to offend the Jews by expressing the Christian religion. That’s why it has to be the Ten Commandments all the time.

>>213536055
They spit in your food.

>>213536055
Bodied that jeet

>>213536017
doing okay. how about you?

>>213536379
>They don't really do that here
pretty standard since covid here, pizza places also put multiple stickers on their boxes now, most places put a sticker over your drink cup too, but I don't order food that often and when I do I don't get a drink 99% of the time

>>213536240
Does that actually work? Idk what your local breakfast place is doing specifically, but I’ve seen videos of uberjeets carefully lifting the purportedly “tamper proof” stickers, stealing some of the food, and then resealing it. Remarkably, they post the videos themselves as a brag

>do the bare minimum
>even this much feels like a win after the last 10 days of drug fueled gaming
I really really really would like to embrace moderation. I’m so tired of flipping my brain off and going on benders when I feel like I can afford it. Steady progress mogs sustained hedonism.

>>213536450
playing ludo with my mommy. i am red. i am about to win

>>213536390
Which version of the 10 do they use?

Haven’t used UberEats since Covid but never uninstalled it
They keep sending me notifications about a free month, then two, now three and 40% off my next three orders

average girls should fuck average guys

>>213536379
>Our government literally openly boasted that they were copying the Canadian policy
Grim, I hate being the WEF testing ground but it's particularly sad seeing others copy our disastrous policies.

>>213536498
nice. enjoy

>>213536511
>first Jewish commandment
>isn’t a commandment
Reminds me of those Chinese restaurant fortune cookies that contain a non-fortune LOL

We need to quarantine the jeets

>>213536537
The average girl thinks she's a 10/10.

why euro niggas just chill in this thread

drinking a cup of mud brother

>>213536530
Yeah the trick with all those jeetdelivery apps is to use them when you get those discounts then never use them again until they give you a really good one later

I’ve never used Uber Jeets

>>213536618
im cranking my hog brother

If my life doesn’t get better asap there will be hell to pay
You will see seethe at a level that has never been seen before
I’ll bitch, whine, and moan and won’t do anything about it

>>213536647
McDs and Starbucks near me are NEVER staffed by jeets curiously enough

>>213536475
sure this pic is a reference to something but I'm trying to decipher what the fuck any of it means

>>213536662
hell yeah brother

>>213536530
nta but I use jeetdash like once a month (at the end of the month I usually order either a pizza or chinese), up until covid I would order straight through their website but they both fired all of their drivers and now when you order through their website they send you an uber or doordash driver and you have much less control over it than you do if you order it on the app because if they fuck up your order or they deliver to the wrong place (jeets literally can not comprehend that house 3 comes after house 2 and will just leave shit at my neighbors at random) you have to call the restaurant who then has to call the delivery place who then refund you like 7-10 days later if you're lucky and they don't forget, but if you just do it through the app yourself they instantly refund no questions asked

indians are good people and i'm tired of pretending they aren't

>>213536641
The thing is that there’s also a 75% chance my order will be fucked up and at least a 25% chance that I’ll never get my food when I actually do order

>>213536752
>indians are good people
they're literally not though, their culture values stealing and cheating, they have very low sanitation standards, they're incredibly rude to foreigners and they have a caste system that prevents them from even being nice to each other

>>213536383
I don't see how that's relevant.

>>213536701
Probably depends on your area

>>213536766
This doesn't happen to me except when the restaurant messes up the order but I've read infinity Americans complaining about this so it seems like a bigger problem there than here for whatever reason

>>213536752
Good morning Saar Rajesh Kumar Ramu

why am i so sheepy

>>213536848
Yes Tim Horton's is +90%, with only a few Filipino locations. Subway is probably even more jeet. But McDs and Starbucks for whatever reason have much fewer or none at all.

>>213536752
t. indian

>>213536907
you're a sheep

the best part of being castizo is that you could easily mold into the white race and no one will notice

>>213536941
maybe

>>213536864
It’s usually negroes, beaners, and jeets stealing things
Had a Jeet try to steal my chicken last time I ordered food and tried to blame the restaurant
Then he called Uber and they called the restaurant, who said he took it
Then he mysteriously remembered that he actually left it in his trunk in an insulated box while my celery was in his front seat

>>213536909
Where I live, practically all fast food places are almost 100% jeeted, but out in suburbia or rural areas, you still sometimes get white teenagers staffing them. I suspect it has to do with how mass migration has driven housing costs up to millions of dollars for some dogshit duplex in the city, so the only people left in the city are rich geriatrics and migrants; there are too few white teenagers around to hire, since young families can’t afford to be there.

it is impossible to respect people who get private taxis for their burritos.

Alright bros lets buy these islands
I feel like we could negotiate for independence of the new Republic of the Sex Haver Islands
https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-1145-ty46z4/whale-cay-whale-cay-other-berry-islands-bi

>>213537005
LMAO

>>213537098
Thought that was going to be a link for Little St James

>>213537127
We’d be killed when we stumble upon the torture and rape chambers

>>213537002
Yeah the demographics are probably the reason it seems much more common there. During the holocough I did Instacart deliveries and never had issues but I would read online many drivers and the customers in the US were constantly being scammed.

>>213537066
Mississauga or Vancouver?

i was going to say something about how Ghislaine is one of the more attractive jewish women, but apparently her mother was ethnically French, so that’s probably why

Miguassiguaguassisisi

fuck tim hortons

>>213537172
It’s because niggers sign up for it, deliver for two days, and then start stealing food
Had a nigger get mad at me for not cancelling my alcohol order (I was too drunk to drive to get more) so he could steal it

>>213537253
Work smarter not harder

pork tastes so good when u aint gotta brownoid in your ear tellin you its nasty

>>213537098
I will not finance but i expect to have a cuck shed with wifi so we can post on discord

>>213537253
Lol blahpipo do be like that. I read a bunch of stories about how they claim they never received the food either, it's amazing how different the experience is here just because there's not as much blahpipo. High trust society is simply not possible with diversity.

i've trained myself not to hear brown voices.

>>213536907
because you are my little sheep xD

you guys are making me feel pretty bad about being indian.

>>213537264
Sikhjeets and Hindujeets will fight each other with swords and rebar in parking lots about this . Diversity is our strength!

>>213537264
>be jeet
>wow india is a shithole I must move to another country
>get to another country
>wow this place isn't enough of a shithole for me I must try to make it closer to india

>>213537424
go back to bengaluru, dalit trash

>>213537390
Where did you aquire this super power

>>213537455
im brahmin. you're the dalit and never forget it

>>213537424
Thoughts on the new jeets flooding the globe and destroying whatever reputation the previous jeet immigrants had?

>>213537373
bacon strips
bacon strips
bacon strips

god forbid someone has pride in their culture and want to celebrate it in their new home

>>213537381
Blahpipo will order $50 worth of McDonald’s, not tip, and then also say they never got the food

India has nuclear and space programs

>>213537466
brahmin, dalit, there is no difference to me, shit worshiper

>>213537467
i would feel very comfortable if everyone in the world was indian so there would be no racism

>>213535213
wish him happy bday pls

I was recently called racist by my insurance company because I refused to go to the jeet doctor they tried to assign as my pcp, I saw the name ramesh and their fucked last name and told them to assign me to another doctor and the lady on the phone was like "saar why you no go to this doctor???", anyway they assigned me to a nice homely old white lady after lots of complaining

>>213537466
I thought dalits were like, hella advanced and dangerous. They'd easily deal with a mutant two headed cow

>>213537264
Did any Dalit slaves die building that?
The temple is also known for locking their Dalit slaves (volunteers) in barracks when they’re not working

got a job interview tomorrow for line cook

>>213537461
it's a result of white mindfulness practices.

My gacha is doing a DMC collaboration and I can get Dante and Virgil as playable characters.

I dropped DMC2.

>>213537558
i have an interview for prep cook today

>>213537558
>>213537572
Easiest job to get drugs and server pussy

>>213537572
heh look at us just a couple of kitchen bros

>>213537572
How about a PrEP cook

Make up more stories about how your incredibly racist and chad like attitude left others crying on the floor

>>213537610
>server pussy
Trying to think back at all the servers I've seen and talked to and they all seemed jaded and in a perpetual bad mood, likely from dealing with customers all day

>>213537651
imagine how easy it would have been to score if you were just sweet to them

>>213537621
>PrEP cook

>>213537651
Servers come to the back to bother the back of house all the time
Flirt with them and they’ll start asking if you want to hang out after
Might first start with wanting to take your lunch breaks together

currently acquiring the huge godlike star destroyer muscles

>>213537621
i dont get it. does it have something to do with preparation h

>>213537579
100% true my job switched insurance plans last year and the new one auto assigns you a doctor and to change it you have to call and complain, was trying to schedule for something last month when I learned who they assigned me to, I will not be seeing a jeet for my healthcare, not taking health advice from someone who eats cow shit with a degree from rama's sacred cow fucker university hyderabad india

>>213537496
Jeets would still be racist against whatever jeet ethnicities they already hate now + cases + any darkskinned jeets thoughbeit

>>213537735
grok tells me PrEP is a HIV medication

>>213537735
Not what I was going for, but you could also fashion a joke out of that premise

>>213533132 (OP)
>kingdom of bosnia
>king and aristocracy and people are croatian
>I‘m noticing

eating medium rare chicken cause i dont want to go re heat it

I got a Jeet dentist assigned to me once and decided to just go because I broke a tooth and needed it fixed
He ordered an xray
Went to the xray tech and he said he can’t do anything because the Jeet dentist ordered an xray on the wrong tooth and want answering the phone so I’d have to come back another day
Then he ordered a root canal on the wrong tooth a week later

>>213537693
I've always been nice to wait staff. Except for one time, I was drunk as shit in the gaslamp quarter in san diego and got really picky about how the bar tender poured my beer. I realized it was just pretensious so I left her like a $60 tip

>>213537768
You go anywhere in public in Gay Canada and you’re inundated with PrEP advertising in the subway stations etc

>>213537820
lmao

She'll do me, she'll do you, she's got that kind of loving

>>213537738
I believe all that but also the jeet phone operator. That's honestly easy to believe too, though, it seems like they always get their wives a job in call centers

>>213537828
These ads usually feature only blacks, trannies, black trannies, and then a white and latinx gay coupe

>>213537820
They are unironically dangerously incompetent in every field it's remarkable really. The NHS did a study for medical errors in England and even controlling for factors like years of experience the minority doctors (mostly jeets) still had much more fatalities and accidents...

I was offered a Jeet doctor once
Looked him up and he got his doctorate in Saint Petersburg
SHANT be dying due to shoddy Commie Jeet doctoring

>>213537558
>>213537572
good luck

>>213537935
It's all been beachy since you came crashing in

>>213537935
They truly will study anywhere in the world if it's not India

>>213537901
They never acknowledge mistakes because they think it only counts if someone realizes that you made a mistake

>>213537937
thank you

>>213537937
Thank you

>>213537890
Targeting black trannies make sense
>blacks are at significantly elevated risk of catching HIV
>gays are at significantly elevated risk of catching HIV; trannies even more so
>you start combining these traits, and the risk level goes through the roof
Just being gay increases your risk profile by something like 150x the general population. I can’t recall the exact numbers, but IIRC something like 80% of black trannies are said to have it

>TAKE (take me) ME
>TO THE MAGIC OF THE MOMENT ON A GLORY NIGHT
>WHERE THE CHILDREN OF TOMORROW DREAM AWAY
>ON THE WINDS OF CHANGE

>>213537992
Yeah something you learn fast when you deal with foreigners is that the cultural concept of truth and honesty does not exist with vast swathes of the world.

>>213534397
And people are blackpilling?

14 BEERS GANG
WHERE
THE FUCK
ARE YOU
AT???????

lizard fren is here

>>213538036
It’s just funny to me how they acknowledge that blacks have an AIDS epidemic still going on

do you shampoo your pubes when you take a shower?

>start to watch the new king of the hill
>bobby is a burned out wage slave working 20 hour days
>connie is a slut who has banged literally an entire fraternity and then some
>bobby still chases after her and tells her its fine she's a slut and that he'll still date her non monogamously
>girl who calls connie out as a slut is immediately revealed to be a mentally unstable retard in the next episode
jesus fucking christ I expected it to be bad but this is actually just insulting

>>213538257
hank hill has gone woke

>>213538237
i stopped using shampoo in favor of other soaps.

my job interview is on teams, does it make sense to have a couple beers before hand to calm down and be more agreeable?

>>213538315
Keep a limit of 2 at most, 1 is probably enough

>>213538315
it makes sense if you're a struggling alcoholic.

remember those that young soccer team from indonesia or some shit that got trapped in the cave and they were all rescued a few years ago? that was wild

>>213538315
do some cocaine then drink a glass of wine to balance it out

>>213538257
I don't know why you'd put yourself through that. You knew it was gonna be garbage

>>213538257
>simpsons, south park and koth went to shit
>american dad and family guy stayed mediocre
Seth McFarlane won

>>213538359
we share /cum/ with the lowest dregs of consumer bugmen and brownoids.
it's a sad state of affairs.

>>213538315
It makes too much sense. You'd be stupid not to

>>213538351
I remember elon musk called the guy who was in charge of the rescue a pedophile because the guy told elon to stop meddling

>>213538315
I always need a bracer before tense work situations. I keep a few of these handy at all times

>>213538400
oh yeah, i remember that too lol.

>>213538383
erm no family guy went to shit not sure about american dad

>>213538400
musk and his brother are both in the epstein flight logs which is why he won't leak them and keeps dancing around the issue

elon musk has a brother?

elon is a tard

>>213538315
If you have more than one, they’ll probably be able to tell that you’re buzzed

Elon Musk needs to cum in my ass

>>213538451
Yeah. Nole Musk

>>213538451
Yeah named Kimbal and he's just as in to shady shit as Elon but he keeps it out of the public eye

>>213538477
No way

Hate the California accent so much. Especially the way young men sound, fucking all sound like pieces of shit. I can't trust anyone that sounds like that.

not gay but something I think about a big shiny and slimy clown balloon going up my ass and then sliding out slowly

>>213538611
I love the vocal fry

>>213538627
I tried a glow in the dark condom once, it was visually impressive but I prefer to get fucked raw so I told him to take it off

we live in a grim world desu

Don't you love when faggots make faggot statements as if it was normal to be a faggot?

>>213538611
>California accent
You mean Southern California
Most of California is Western Accent territory, coasties are all recent immigrants or East Coast transplants that moved here after WW2
The real Californian accent is the generic western country accent

>>213538742
no

>>213538774
No, fuck people from the central valley also. Fresno people, Sacramento people, Bay Area people all sound like pieces of shit who you can't trust.

I’m from the mountains in California (Mother Lode) and I’ve been called a hick because of my accent
People online always assume I’m a southerner and yell things about fucking cousins or the confederacy

>>213538857
you're a hill billy

>>213538857
no they don't

The Sierra Nevadas need to become independent and then demand that Nevada changes their name so WE can be Nevada
Why the fuck are they named after mountains that aren’t in their god damn state

i find it funny how urbanoids on 4chan call people "flyovers" when they're neets who can't afford plane tickets.

gonna play battlefield 6 tomorrow

>>213538888
Seething and coping coastoid Hispano-Jeet/valley beanoid
>>213538879
Yes it’s based

>>213538943
placer ur literally brown

shall commence the genteel process of touching my penis

>>213538857
You are from the Sacramento metro area bro chill.

reddit added the ability to hide your comment history so I no longer need a chud and non chud account

i have pictures of placer county CA and they are NOT flattering.

>>213538974
>Placer
I’d kill myself if it was that dork or if I was from Placer County

my dream is to have huge mega muscles

This little faggot is 100% mossad
>does nothing spectacular
>makes hundreds of millions of dollars out of nowhere
>suddenly gets connection to all sorts of celebrities
>has an interview with the president
>literally has never made a single interesting stream, never says anything funny or interesting, seemingly the only thing that stands out about him is that he is openly jewish

>>213539033
go to the gym

I only just learned how Placer is pronounced

what if instead of battlefield 6 it was battlefield sex (with men)

I am NOT Placer because it’s well known that Placer is a valley boy who pretends to not be one
He lives in Sacramento County

my neighbor is a hot milf desu

>>213539056
place-err

Fuck placer and everybody who knows who he is

>>213539041
if the question is "is this person a mossad agent" the answer is almost always yes

I live not too far from Mark Twain’s cabin in the Sierras

i've gained weight like past 1 or 2 years and i haven't got any new clothes since high school so all my shit is tight, need some new everything

>>213538927
I think it's funny that Brian calls people flyovers when Chicago is in the midwest

place can't be here right now because he's too busy waiting outside the home depot for some chud to come along and pay him $20 to mow his lawn or put up a fence or whatever

>>213539060
Hahahahaha hell yeah dude

saddest part is even after all these years he still larps as a californian

>>213539033
Same I think about becoming a roidtranny

>Mark Twain lived in California
Wait what the fuck

>>213539127
he wouldn't have to do that if he could just not sexually assault the high schoolers where he was a substitute teacher.

>>213539161
The call of the prick is too much many to bear

I had a dream where my mom and her church friends kidnapped the pope and threatened to kill him unless he undid vatican II. It was really funny because they held him in like a cartoonishly large chicken cage in this part of the house and they non-chalantly had people from the church come and visit him

I woke up with an urge to check the news on my phone as if this was something plausible that could happen and pope Leo the 14th was trapped in the first floor of my house

4 man fight to the death with only one survivor between Placer, Brian, Terrone, and Jason
No weapons
Who wins?

>>213539210
The world

the first and only time i was in love, i went insane. i was confusing dreams with reality and hallucinating about my gf doing things she didn't.

>>213539041
that’s just how streamers and shit are. xqc is worth 500 million dollars and is quite literally unintelligible

>>213539195
do you look like that?

I still think about every single one of my girlfriends

>>213539243
XQC was a pro gamer who eventually got a paid gambling sponsorship and thats how he made his money

adin ross is literally just a nobody who got hundreds of millions out of nowhere and suddenly was getting exclusive interviews with the president of the USA and famous rappers and athletes out of nowhere

>>213539210
Isn't brian semi fit? Terrone is a chubby mutt, Placer is a skinnyfat brownoid and jason would collapse if you yelled at him too hard

>>213539272
I only had one gf in the 7th grade and she ended up blowing my brother when we got into high school

>>213539291
brian is a paper tiger. his body is falling apart from the chronic HIV

Post webms of terry davis saying the n word

>>213539344
no

a friend told me she loved me now that i'm moving away.
i could care less for what she feels.
life is unfair

>>213538257
When all the outlets like IGN were praising it I knew it had no chance of being good

>>213537579
Jeet doctor vs woman doctor. That‘s quite a dillema. One gets distracted by glitter the other is educated at curryversity.

>>213538383
Trvke

>>213539303
>>213539314
What if Brian brings crystals that grant him strength and places a voodoo curse on his opponents?

wwyd?

>>213539483
ewwwww

>>213539123
Lol he's just not that smart

Hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtRg_pcUGi0

>>213539483
Kick him in the face

>>213539291
He's like 5'6 to 5'8 based on his photos

I’m 5’4, I have a 3.5 inch dick, and I make $14,500/year
I’ve never had sex

its raining cumbums

>>213539575
>$14,500/year
Of all the things you said, this seems the most unbelievable

>>213539575
>$14,500/year
what do you do?

>>213539575
if it makes you feel any better i’m superior to you in every numerical respect and i also haven’t had sex. there’s functionally no difference between being a 2/10 and a 6/10

>>213539149
whomst?

>>213539641
if i was you i'd be having so much sex with the sexiest babes

>>213539617
>>213539627
I deliver newspapers

Ate chicken case-ideas

i'll work for free if anyone wants to hire me, it just has to be a proper job

>>213539660
Anon is a 13 year old in 1987

>>213539575
ok, but what's your IQ?

>>213539732
89

Masturbation is my super power. What's your?

I'm 5'10, I have a 7.5 inch dick, and I make $52,000/year (from investments I'm unemployed)
I've never had sex

>>213539656
if you were me you would necessarily act as i act, otherwise you would not be me. therefore if you claim that as me you would have so much sex you either misunderstand what it means to be me or you are not actually imagining a scenario wherein you are me

>>213539833
>>213539833
>>213539833

I make $98K a year but tell people I make low 6 figures

>>213536703
disco elysium, a detective rpg

>>213539874
>1 post early

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>>213539882