chappy 'dish

neoliberal bull logging in

nth for the baddiedem

>>213533959
why do you post fanfic about black homoerotica

who owns half of Atlanta?

>>>/gif/29254693

just fixed my iffy j key by scraping under it with a paperclip and i must say i am enjoying using j with no squidgy annoyingness

JJJJ

J J JJ J J J J J J J J JJ J J JJ J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J

jjjjj j j j j j j jj j jjj j jj j j j j j LOVE IT

https://arveilo.com/products/velino-hybrid-jacket?variant=49406058463520

GET ON IT

>>213534000
Who invented the skip?

Right am off to the gym to stare at arses and maybe lift some weights

>>213534000
jeezy own half of atlanta

>>213534004

>>213534014
Well done, lad. The small pleasures.

>>213534004
remember that anon who said he browsed /v/, /tv/, /pol/, /gif/ and /ic/? can you believe it?

>>213534021
Deano core

>>213534014
Jmong loves his bloody j key

>>213534062
kek this is me

>>213534033
Is this real?

>>213534021
timmy loves his shopify slop

>>213534000
Very nuero typical coded question

this woman is sexual

just dropped my laptop on my face in bed

just seen a nude statue of an underage girl on /v/

https://voca.ro/14eKZCSihCfK

>>213534021
No

>nuero typical

>>213534092
she's butters mate

I am an older man who for most of his life has had a fixation with girls knickers. I love to look up skirts to see knickers, and if there are stockings or tights to be seen then so much the better. I spend much of my time out in the city in parks and public places hoping to see knickers, and when I do I need to quickly find a place to wank myself. Recently I have felt even greater need to look up girls skirts. Sites on here I like best are upskirt sites with panties, either posed or candid. I like also sites captioned for panty wankers like myself. I love to comment on sites too. I enjoy dirty panty sites particularly with sniffing and licking involved , and sites where guys wank off into dirty knickers.I wear knickers under my normal clothes 24/7, but nothing frilly or lacy, just everyday cotton knickers in plain colours. I live in a large block of flats where it is mainly young tenants, and in the communal bins I often find discarded tights and knickers which I use to wank with when looking at imagefap.

>>213534126
Fcukde ti

>>213534062
>>213534086
that's james bond approved attire you're dissing

>>213534152

poo-ro typical

>>213534141
yes she is butter
I rub

>>213534140
till it smelled like sweat and pussy juice

>>213534147
>Bj88

barney walsh should literally just kill himself

>>213534152
right

>>213533932 (OP)
Man dem trans woman be starting to look good fr fr

>>213534190
as opposed to metaphorically kill himself? fucking idiot

>>213534147
I like the Spurs home shirt, shouldn't be ranked that low

>>213534190
how long before the allegations come out?

>>213534211
it's just ugly

A country will play their first ever game next Thursday.
And that's beautiful.

English coach btw.

>>213534206
is this evolution? will natural born women start to identify as trans women? is that where we're heading?

Would it be possible for a 30 something to start learning an instrument?

>>213534173
you must be subscribed to this fella
https://www.youtube.com/@TheBondExperience

>>213534248
No, completely impossible

how prevalent is insider trading?

>>213534255
no, not been active on youtube in years

Huw Edwards, whatever happened there

>>213534274
prefer not to say

a hump day cuddle with Jack

>>213534147
football shirts were better when they had collars

>>213534152
>Sarge? Yeah this is him

>>213534248
go on lad, but pick piano if anything

have you ever done a poo in public?

>>213534147
Add a manure tier

>>213534248
yes, completely doable

>>213534258
Thats what I thought. Need to have kids to force my failed hobbies onto them.

>>213534298
A cuddle with Winston

>>213534309
i did shit in the school's bathroom sometimes but that's about it

>>213534274
In the spirit of the law? Only real way traders make money. Legally its very hard to prosecute successfully prosecute.

Why do you think share prices usually spike 1 month to 2 weeks before a major announcement is made publicly

>>213534341
I was joking lad, of course it's possible. You should go for it

So I'm moving to New York cause I've got problems with my sleep

agencies are such a waste of time
why do they bother reaching out when half of them end up ghosting you anyway

>>213534248
no your life is over

>>213534307
id like to learn the banjo but i dont have musical fingers

>>213534387
Maybe you're not saying the right things.

>>213534412
You're welcome to practice on my banjo

>>213534378
choon

Haven't had a poo yet today, should I be concerned?

>>213534248
>>213534258
>>213534341
love this about 4chan wonder how many people have ended up doing themselves in because of the negativity of this place

would instantly think anyone learning the banjo is a nonce

>>213534412
learned to play the computer music software instead of a real instrument myself

Football kit price inflation is dumb af

eating a poo

>>213534426
*strums it*
How's that feel la?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_D-8G2eRC4

>>213534348
Brother ngl I'm looking into Ford Kiernan and it's so disappointing to find out how much of a prick the man is. He's started this TikTok show with some 31 year old influencer he's pumping and was forced to say on camera they're no pumping. They have a video of them on a date and Ford awkwardly asks her to turn off video as they're eating.
It's so awkward and sad.

>>213534500
*Strums yours back then we get a strum sesh like that scene in Deliverance*

would instantly think a grown man wearing a football shirt anywhere but on a football pitch is a nonce

>>213533932 (OP)
>>213533995
...raise your standards

CALL THE COPS IM OFF MY CHOPS

>>213534468
its all just a bit of fun. i dont think anyone is killing themselves over /brit/posts

>>213534550
Jeffrey get your dick out

>>213534562
>i dont think
I don't pay you to think, lass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF084-QBh8U

>>213534533
What about on match day?

>>213534587
:)

any hairless twink in?

Minor Attracted Persons: A Leftypol Film

Might watch the maltese falcon

if it's shit I'm never watching an old film again

wonder if 19th century whalers ever used whale oil as lube when bumming the cabin boy when lonely

>>213534590
*smashes a pint glass over your face*
WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY?

>>213534670
Watch Asphalt Jungle or The Killing(1956) instead

Who do you bank with /brit/?

I have an infected finger, would anybody like to see a picture?

>>213534709
would prefer one of your knob if you dont mind

>>213534700
>The Killing(1956)
seen this already, it's boring

Any slug in

>>213534670
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8

https://vocaroo.com/1dMT6NLN1PUM

>>213534670
It’s not that good imho

>>213534721
Filtered. Maybe John Wick is more your thing

>>213534705
NatWest

>>213534722
ktim
pathetic creature more slime than man

>>213534720
But that isn't infected, it's my finger that is infected. My knob is perfectly normal at 8 inches long and bulging with cum

>>213534731
sup crodie

>>213533932 (OP)
Love her

>>213534705
I like seeing Georgian style architecture in America.

>>213534705
hate the use of 'bank' as a verb, therefore I'm not going to dignify your question with an answer

>>213534705
HSBC. I like their origin story

>>213534752
>>213534722
sctim

>>213534670
>the maltese falcon
Watched it nearly 20 years ago during film studies. If you aren't into film noir you wont like it.

Unbelievably horny

>>213534705
mattress under my bed

>>213534705
looks like a house i built recently on my estate in the 'craft

>>213533995
Ugly

>>213534790
what if you piss yourself at night? nobody wants pissy banknotes

Rorke seeking therapy in order to understand and rectify his hatred of women

How do I maximise my savings, lids?

>>213534705
Virgin Money and I'm not even joking (they bought Yorkshire Bank)

>Watched it nearly 20 years ago during film studies. If you aren't into film noir you wont like it.

>>213534828
mmhmm

>>213534814
not my problem is it

>>213534824
buy xrp

>>213534824
spend less on arse toys each month

Rorke acknowledging his past mistakes and vowing to make things right again person-to-person a la My Name Is Earl

>>213534828
>Virgin Money
apt

>>213534756
sup crodie, u gud cuz?

mamma mia

mmhmm like dat

>>213534763

Timmy calls it her love trail

um

what's actually the difference between reading as a hobby and playing video games as a hobby?

>>213534877
im good, u?

what am I looking at

>>213534923
Looks like AI
Mogs anything in the UK

>>213534932
mmhmm best he cud do

>>213534942
the former is more edifying than the latter

>>213534544
>>213534801
She's cute x

Got the Clapton on and thinking racist thoughts.

>>213534942
Probably learn more reading

>>213534947
i'm good homie. i want sum yam and fufu doe

Had the use of the term 'nonce' online

It's always Deano and geezer wannabes using it
Proper meek sickly types who wouldn't raise their voice in public

https://youtu.be/_Cn6fuk6RmE

>>213534942
One is icky

>>213534967
Formal gardens arent the english style

Just bit the inside of my mouth and it's bleeding now x

>>213534967

>>213535025

>>213534932
Timmy bouta lose his virginity in a Bangkok whorehouse this is what he sees
He tink he Chad now

gawd DAYUM kayleigh

>>213535042
And to think on first glance at least this guy looks like a normal person.

>>213535038
Mogs our gardens to hell and back
>>213535033
Cope

>>213535038
Anderson Cooper is related to this family

I prefer Victorian walled gardens

>>213535119
timmy raisins

>>213535110
Just say the Vanderbilts

>>213535114
Cope they look like shit
Like prison gardens

At what age did you realize people are rotten to the core?

>>213534988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5sKEeqPiuc

>>213535119
£5000 to eat it. Yes or no?

>>213535131
Shieeet hella right

Dumb ass

Mad how many kids are just walking around outside

>>213535159
34

Tired after work at 9.30pm, Timmy is ordered to remove Pang Pang's dry Asian earwax

>>213535189
Love to see it

They're doing a Jamaican remake of Postman Pat
It's gonna be called Postman Patois

>>213535210
Um

>>213535217
*cough*

the wine industry is worth $330 billion

>>213535252
UM

METAL MARIO

>>213535252
...

>>213535252
>tfw never have motherly rainydash
just fuck my shit up

>>213535252
>>213535276
Shit forced unfunny gimmick

>>213535252
what the fuck am i looking at here?

>>213535252
Janberg will not like this one bit

no ponies

that girl in the rainbow dust advert is peng

My hobbies and interests:
/brit/
driving
music, radio 2 and collecting vinyl records
taking drugs
wanking and watching porn
racism
'eddit
local football, international rugby, and snooker
punting with escorts
reading and collecting books

back from the gym, heavy leg sesh
ate fruit and beef for lunch, now lying on bed on my front with brit on the lappy with a vape

comfy temperature too

My hobbies? /brit/ and alcoholism

>>213535332

>>213535049
c section scars go the other way. ive seen a few bad ones on prostitutes

>>213535208
He thinks this makes him chad

>>213535208
Corrr

heathertimmy on the same meltdown at 4am last night to an audience of no one

>>213535086
Its not cope. Look at bodnant gardens or something

>>213535172
My favourite rorke.

>>213535332
I feel like a twat listing all my hobbies and interests. My family has made me feel that way.

>>213535406
You know he's really seething when he hops on the vpn to samefag

>>213535332
You are
>White
>in your mid 30's
>went to private school
>Went to a Russell Group university
>Homosexual
>Lived in London after uni to work in a creative industry but left to live in Brighton or possibly Bristol
>Enjoys hoppy IPAs
>No driving licence
Am i close?

>>213535086
Thats just a lawn mate

>>213535208
Why do orientals have weird earwax?

i've met eric clapton and been on his yacht before

>>213535430
I truly don't think he has the mental capacity to use a vpn
you underestimate how defective he is

>>213535442
done that 35 year old grindr twink right up his sissy bum

such a slow news week wtf wheres the good stories at

>>213535442
Why do you think he went to a private school? He listed driving so I'm guessing he has a licence.

The new jacket as it were

no australians on today. not one in this whole thread.

>>21353408
nope just more AI Gen misinformation to fuck our world up even more

>>213535463
did he ever shag you up the arse?

>>213535490
was the marks' tranny story not good enough

>>213533995
boobs

>>213535463
rent boy are you?

>>213535510
*sigh*

>>213535531
yeah he clapton dem cheeks

>>213535514
middle of the night for them

i'm australian

>>213535442
>>White
Yes
>>in your mid 30's
Yes
>>went to private school
No
>>Went to a Russell Group university
No
>>Homosexual
No
>>Lived in London after uni to work in a creative industry but left to live in Brighton or possibly Bristol
No
>>Enjoys hoppy IPAs
No
>>No driving licence
Ive had a licence for 15 years. Driving is one of my hobbies.

any man trying the battlefield 6 free beta this weekend? (not a shill)

>>213535510
I love denim jackets and want a new one but id not buy levis

>>213535605
raw denim twat yeah?

who would win in an intellectual debate, tarquin or alistair?

.

You're telling me people in their mid 30's post here?
Shouldn't you be raising a family, unc?

>>213535581
i'm a British New Zealander
but consider myself English

I have food poisoning.

i don't want to hear the music coming out of your car so you don't need to turn it up so loud

>>213535640
A tall glass of milk

>>213535332
You are
>White
>in your mid 30's
>Went to state school
>Uni drop out
>Hetrosexual
>Lived in the Midlands
>Enjoy Guinness
>Drives excessively

Am i close?

>>213535628
Tarquin
Alistair relies on conjecture and gets emotional, he's also a midwit
Tarquin has no emotion and was privately educated, he'd wipe the floor with him

>>213535350
glad to hear it lad x

what do you reckon is the longest /brit/ has gone without a post? not counting counting a new new

>>213535675
we gaan de lad x

lad who can't cum due to SSRIs here. I'm off SSRIs now, totally medication free. should be cumming quite soon

>>213535731
i had a theory where the state was making people get on ssris to reduce peoples sex drives on purpose for nefarious reasons

i have schizophrenia

you reading a book?

>>213535768
prefer not to say

>>213535662
Closer
>White
Yes
>in your mid 30's
Yes
>Went to state school
Yes
>Uni drop out
Yes
>Hetrosexual
Yes
>Lived in the Midlands
No, but getting nearer
>Enjoy Guinness
I don't drink often but do occasionally enjoy a Guinness
>Drives excessively
I drive.

>>213535332
Life sounds so reductive summarized like this
Mine is:
/brit/
house music (https://youtu.be/7d8NjRKSr5s?si=hfhzv57uqoxjkDKN)
MMORPGs
racism and xenophobia
hanging out with my husband
telly
swimming laps
learning a second language (Spanish)--I'm at native-level fluency at this point thoughever
edibles

behold, humanity

cord slacks on, cord briefs, cord shirt, cord blazer, cord tie, rocking the cord espadrilles. Time to sharpen up. Time to step out.

Just split my ballsack open trying to trim my pubes

>>213535756
>i have schizophrenia
try gluten free diet

>>213535843
I always think there are literally two balls in there that will roll out if the sack is ripped open

Hi mate did you get your paypal invoice

mental how I have no friends and no reason to go outside but I hate being cooped up in my incel lair any time I'm not at work

>>213535842
Well made clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Cotton. Wool. Linen. These are the staples. These are the materials. Time to get a move on.

are you bent?

>>213535865
>work
FONT

>>213535865
haha tim

>>213535865
Hi, pal, want to go for a drink? I am NORMAL.

We're talking about you getting clipped. Me burpin'

>>213535831
that is my mother board, sir

>>213535831
is this Milton Keynes or summat

Crazy how now most men are gay for femboys cause tinder fucked everything up

You're far right, aren't you?

>>213535868
Synthetic materials made by Chinese children. Streetwear. Knock off creps. Fake ray bans. Disposable vapes.

>>213535968
you're either far right or far wrong that's what I say

tarquin gave me a dodgy key of ket at boomtown once

>>213535868
This is how it's done. Natural materials. Always. We'll be out of summer soon and need more layers. It's time to make better decisions.

>>213535865
When I'm at work I always think about what I could do during my time off, but I pretty much always spend it fucking around on the internet. I guess what's good about having a woman is that she'll drag you around to various places and encourage you to improve yourself.

>>213536016
NOOOOO

>>213535808
Basically call me Nostradamus

>I drive.
https://youtu.be/BHVbbcHWX4k?feature=shared&t=2

Corduroy trousers. Corduroy hat.

>>213536071
who is this freak

meow
:3

might drop acid before my opticians appointment lmao

who do you reckon is the cheekiest black man? ian wright must be up there

dont think the point in shin bones really. evolution should just do away with them

biomass atomised

love corduroy me. its the thinking mans fabric

Corduroy life

-2 walk past britannia
wat dat ting do? wat it do? -2 be hearin x

http://blog.livedoor.jp/kinisoku/archives/5619065.html

>http:

>>213535868
Primark. Made in Bangladesh, Myanmar, etc. £2.50 for a t-shirt. Can't go wrong. Bosh.

Online safety act got me turning to /gif/ out of desperation

The fuck is wrong with these niggas?

EVERYBODY KNOWS MY NAME

>>213536244
throw them in the hadron collider

>>213536265
oh she be hearin dem speak dey clicky native tongue, m3 pupils open

the biomass cube

>>213536371
mmhmm x
chewing on sum khat wit dey mouf open

based

/gif/ went to shit when hiro made it 5 pages
now its just boring vanilla shite like farting girls

>>213536351
at the recreation centre?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vGa-yLiso

>>213536302
imagine if we had matome sites in the west. someone copy and pasting /brit/ posts onto their own website with a load of ads and making money off it.

>have 60k in vanguard s&s isa
>done pretty well, invested 40k overall between 2020 and now so made 20k over that time
>price average is very good since I bought most of it in 2020-2022
>the mrs's parents are landlords and she wants us to buy a second property to rent out (using some of my shares as a deposit)
Any advice lads?
I am entirely unconvinced that it's a good idea to nuke half my S&S ISA and spend a decent amount of time and effort to get like £250 a month profit from a house especially since those shares were bought at a massive discount compared to today's prices.
I'm also a georgist BVLL that believes in investing in profitable enterprise rather than a pile of bricks.

>>213536191
yeah Wrighty is an uppity blackie
and Lammy

>>213536402
i fucking love peas i do

>>213536402
Problem?

>>213536402
based

spread the biomass out in a thin layer and let it dry out in the sun, grind the resulting dried biopaste for dog food

>>213536402
good neoliberal man

>>213536463
erm

>>213536423
>Any advice lads?
Sounds like you should be giving us financial advice.

r/personalfinance will be helpful

peacord in effect

>>213536463
This is how the forerunners made the flood by mistake mate

>>213536423
think I did the maths on this once as someone who is also in a priviliged enough position as you
think it would have taken me like 15 years to break even, and that's incorporating rent inflation rates too

on top of that you'll have to pay taxes on your income from your tenants which you obviously don't do with an ISA.
Try and do the maths yourself assuming rent rates and number of tenants and see how long it would take for you.
But I just recall not being terribly impressed.

>>213536489
umm!!!!!!

>>213536423
really really really don't care about your personal finances you boring bastard burn it for as much as i care

an honest neoliberal breakfast

>>213536540
done him

>>213536423
I don’t engage in capitalism I spend my excess money on frivolity and whores

>>213536514
Did you forget to factor in the value also rising in that period?

>>213536558
>I spend my excess money on frivolity and whores
based

um

>>213536544
*spits on American soil*
ill never eat cornflakes again

>>213536514
>But I just recall not being terribly impressed.
This is my main impression. It's a lot of time and effort to maybe slightly outperform just leaving it in global all cap for 10 years.
Obviously there's the risk of market crashes but that would affect the property market as well, and tenants being cunts and not paying rent is far more likely than a 1929-tier crash.

>>213536599
shameful post

>>213536568
perhaps, was a while ago
but just asked gptberg the same thing and it came to the same answer more or less

prompt :TYPICALLY, if one buys a property to lease out to tenants and charge them rent every month - how long does it take the purchaser of the property to break even?

>>213536568
The housing market as a whole has barely outperformed inflation over the last several years while major indices have absolutely crushed it

>>213536617
someone doesn't get the reference

>>213536591
>>213536591
>>213536591

>>213536627
But again the property is also increasing in value, but im a moron so dont listen to me