are you clean-shaven like any self-respecting man in your area of land that has its own government, /int/ ?

>>213534609 (OP)
I would be but your mother keeps insisting on the "mustache rides" I give her so it's a rock and a hard place situation

>>213534609 (OP)
>shave after not shaving for 7 days
>clean, no cuts
>shave every day
>cut myself every single fucking time
humiliation ritual

>>213534609 (OP)
No, but I want to people to leave me alone.

>>213534643
damn, timmy bringing the bants

>>213534609 (OP)
i used to clean shave it but now i leave a lil stache goatee

>>213534667
you do you, man

Yes, I look better with baby face.

>>213534609 (OP)
No. I don't even remember the last time I got my hair cut

>>213534609 (OP)
of course, I am not a barbaric animal with b*ard

I do not even consider people with facial hairs human. I do not speak to them.

>>213534653
The same happens to me. There's no way that shaving and shaving cream aren't terrible for your skin.
Dry shaving with an electric razor is better and not as bad, but doesn't do the job 100%.

>>213534609 (OP)
>>213534653
buy a better razor

good combat ready goy

>>213536968
yessir

>>213534609 (OP)
Okay how do i become a clean-shaven chad though

>>213539052
step 1: have a good jawline and chin
step 2: shave

>>213539052
you just shave, bro

Me beard hair is like nylon thread it's so thick and I shave daily. All you euros with beard hair as fine as the hairs on a bee's body have no excuse.

There are two types of people without facial hair: women and children.

>>213539253
I'm in awe of your manliness, man

>>213539253
so true