Thread 213534688

Argentina and Uruguay killed 90% of Paraguayan men

imagine what being a man after that war was like

>>213534688 (OP)
>be a recent immigrant to Paraguay after the Paraguayan war

Ngl the way brazilians screech about western imperialism and then joke about massacring 90% of the men and boys in paraguay is disgusting. Nothing to be proud of

And now 90% of Argentinian and Brazilian men become homosexuals
karma

we sign peace with them early and thats why cute paraguyans girls here

>>213534688 (OP)
>paraguay had to make polygamy legal after it because there almost no men left
Chudbros... I've got an idea...

>>213534688 (OP)
I don't care.

>>213534688 (OP)
>90%
I just refuse to believe this number, it's complete absurd

>>213535939
it's true. we slaughtered boys as well

>>213535939
IIRC it's based on a pre-war Paraguayan census that the government of the time just made up.

>>213534688 (OP)
idc they got their revenge at Curupaytí thanks to brazilian incompetence

As vulgar as my post is, I think we made a mistake in not sending them all to Uruguay and annexing their land.
Wed have more land (I get to flee from brazilians into the interior) and paraguayans get access to the sea, beaches and better trade opportunities and development. Also theyd get white uruguayan wives.


and most importantly Id get to flee brazilians.

>most due to illness, hunger and physical exhaustion

It wasnt even a based genocide

>>213536228
planned hunger and planned physical exhaustion is literally what genocide is

>>213534688 (OP)
Why are they so bad?

>>213536228
why are some of them black?

>>213534688 (OP)
Why they did it?

>>213536638
paraguayans invaded and murdered argentine and uruguayan people who were there for a cantata music festival

>>213536208
argentina wanted to partition paraguay, you niggas were the ones who wanted a buffer state
and because of you we now have millions of illegal treepainters living in shanty towns around buenos aires robbing argentinians and speaking their amerindian language

>>213534688 (OP)
Should have been 500% just in case

>>213536878
It was a good idea in hindsight. I want to be as far away from argensimians and apezilians as possible.

>>213535939
I think its an exaggerated estimate, but their casualties were indeed too many to bare for Paraguay, I mean Argentina and Brazil had massive casualties too but not to the paraguayan extent

>>213536878
buffer states are good, Uruguay made wonders for Argentine-Brazilian diplomatic efforts in the future

>>213536208
>Wed have more land (I get to flee from brazilians into the interior)
Nigga look at a map. We have more than enough territory for you to run away to.

>>213537233
it full of huezilians. I day dream a lot about forming brazilian version of amish or menonites and fleeing to the interior of south america

>>213537119
is this sarcasm? please give us the lord

>>213534688 (OP)
seriously imagine being part of the 10% left

>>213537509
*the lore

>>213536208
correctly me if I'm wrong but I thought your country had a lot of revolts to deal with to take care of an occupated territory. Brazil had a fair amount of trade with Paraguay during the previous decades, why not restore that relationship instead of destroying it?

>>213534688 (OP)
no wonder there's so many paraguayans with brazilian surnames

>>213537523
harem of ten wives

>>213534802
90% were killed so the 10% could thrive.
inceldom was abolished for the first time in modern history

>>213537561
Nta, but by that time the country had already stabilized. The reason we didn't want to partition Paraguay was that we didn't want a longer border with Argentina.

>>213534688 (OP)
that was like 200 years ago man, move on.

>>213537509
>>213537555
Uruguay was part of the United Provinces of Río de La Plata (currently a good chunk of the older Argentine provinces). But the north part of Uruguay was under the sphere of influence of Brazil during the colonial times. There was a war between Brazil and the United Provinces, usually because of who should enact influence around Uruguay (Montevideo usually wanted to stay independent because of their rivalry with Buenos Aires). Some parts of Uruguay were often occupied by Brazil, while local uruguayan caudillos supported by the Argentine Provinces tried multiple times to take power in Montevideo. In the end Great Britain intevened a proposed an independent state, both countries agreed, at least for a time to avoid future wars and as a way to enact indirect influence on Montevideo's politics. Like with the coup that sparked the Paraguayan war

Uruguay's oldest city is Colonia del Sacramento, founded by the Portuguese, so Uruguay is part of Brazil.

>>213537968
Shouldn't it have been founded by KANGS for you to have a claim to it?

>>213534688 (OP)
On the bright side, the few who survived were legally permitted to have multiple wives

>>213538169
no, we're not argentinians

>>213537741
It made sense to Argentina at the time to take some land for them, it advanced the frontier to their current natural borders, and Argentina is like 90% natural borders. But I agree, without Paraguay on the map it would inevitably lead to conflicts around the river transits. Argentina was anxious to bring back Paraguay into the fold since the wars of independence