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Nirvana edition
Why dont the government borrow like ยฃ5 trillion and just put it into a Vanguard fund and buy gold?
>>213539326 (OP)Did this same look last evening when I passed a mudshark and her orcs (not racist btw just an observation)
It's a matter of perspective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
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need a ungern-sternberg wife
Gosh I need to kill something
>>213539326 (OP)>Nirvanahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLVVhfJqohU
>>213539364Thatโs unironically how central banking works
Business idea: We open a pub and call it "free the paedos"
Well why aint we got any money then?
>>213539405how many eggs per day you on?
better be 10
Get the Turner Diaries perused.
rorke breastfeeding his neighbourhood's stray cat
>>213539432bennies dossers and immigrants hoovered it all up
>>213539379love this gimmick x
>>213539432An ancient tribe of parasites is hoarding all the wealth.
The relationship between American and british finance is a bit like that movie where that black guy molests his dad
If someone tried to rape me I'd probably say "no" and then "oh go on".
Broke my coffee mug this morning while washing it, several years of sterling service in pieces :(
>>213539459ktim but the person raping me is lifeberg himself
Women athletes (mostly tennis players) are complaining a lot that they keep getting online abuse from sports betters after they lose games costing them money.
lol womens tennis has to be the maddest shit to bet on you'd have better luck on dice rolls outside of betting on Swiatek in a slam final.
who are we eeven in debt to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzvGKas5RsU
it's fucking over
fucking brits you've watched this all being done to you
fucking retards
>>213539517I saw a small jewish family outside the train station in my town
Nearly threw up
>>213539432https://wheredoesitallgo.org/
Go on then /brit/.... show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
>>213539383She's woke and hates her family
>>213539494Tennis is i believe the 2nd most gambled on sport. The powers that be hate to admit this and dont allow any gambling advertisements on court or by any tournament.
Get Rorke marched down the nearest migrant hotel
Get him wanking off the biggest pozzed NIGGER BBC congolese cream cannon on the biggest, blackest, darkest, most dangerous Jumanji Jungle man in the entire building
Get it broadcast live on all terrestrial television sets
It's the only way to stop the boats, so I am told
>>213539542That solves it
We simply must gas the pensioners
>>213539157I'm 38 and remember it always being called that.
I've had a serious Mandela effect reaction when I saw kids these days call jt the PS1 rxclusively and had to do some digging to figure out what happened.
>>213539497It was never intended to help โyouโ
The people central banking is designed for are doing fine
>>213539587Think the bennies mongs are taking up more than the boomers.
>>213539542Just take 50bn out of the 313 FUCKING BILLION welfare fund ffs
>>213539447Sinners. Newcastle. 2010s.
Now that was a time to be alive
>>213539587ktim reading this
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rorke got clarted
>>213539552amazing numbers
>>213539596Memory is a funny thing, i just never remember it being called that. Drivers driving mechanics were shite compared to need for speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjBhbMMgLzc
>>213539636young thugs did this
young thugs could be anywhere, he said to himself out loud
>>213539611I don't care I already wanted to but that justified it for me
>>213539542>debt interestdebt to whom?
>>213539650yh didnt have any mental vivid dreams and wake up screaming or laughing either
>>213539563I guess a good thing about tennis betting is that there are only two outcomes - one player wins, or the other does. Whereas in football there's a third outcome - a draw.
>>213539685is google broken?
>Borrow ยฃ5 trillion
>Use it all to buy gold
>Skim off all the profits into a sovereign wealth fund
>reinvest the profits in pokemon cards
Pensioner spending
Total
ยฃ150.7 billion
Universal Credit
Total
ยฃ88.3 billion
how is this even possible
how many people are on pensions
it just can't be that many
>>213539684So what would you propose for the bennies scroungers?
I have no interest in debt
Jews believe they are the victims of Gaza
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latest video from big noah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_QnEKCcozg
>>213539614They couldn't even cut it by ยฃ7bn
>>213539596>I'm 38what are you doing here
and what of the magpie party's tax policy?
>>213539704It's all priced in m8. The overround.
>>213539764im 33 and still got 6 months to chase troubled 19 year old girls
>>213539764ktim but they chase me. mad how that works when you get older and look after yourself.
>>213539721all the foreigners who come here are allowed, for some insane reason, to bring their entire extended family with them. half of them go straight on the state pension despite not paying a penny into the system their entire lives
>>213539764it's been 20 years
where else
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She's Sri Lankan and her fiancรฉ is Irish
I met my oinkologist and made the slampig squeal
Once we're talking about figures over 1 million it really does become black magic nonsense. 95% of the money you guys are talking about never existed physically it's just numbers on a screen.
If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years because of a car accident. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.
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dinners finally ready
>>213539764I started posting on 4chan at age 17 and never left.
It will happen to you.
>>213539830I'll wake up when I'm good and ready.
>Once we're talking about figures over 1 million it really does become black magic nonsense. 95% of the money you guys are talking about never existed physically it's just numbers on a screen.
You're so, high
You're so, high
You're so, high
Why can't you fly?
Need to be dropped directly into the 1170c molten lava of Hawaii's Mount Kilauea
>>213539809They removed her vagina last year.
>>213539245I had a flatmate 8-9 years ago she had a skittish black kitten and i used to call it N***er kitty as a term of endearment. Can't recall its actual name.
>>213539852Damn dude maybe you shouldโve spent those years getting a job and a life
>>213539839jellyfish stew?
>>213539830>Please wake up.no, i don't think i will
>>213539893sit hymen snapper
>>213539879lad on the left has foetal alcohol syndrome, nary a philtrum in sight
mummy's wine o'clock was more important than her unborn child's future
>>213539830Hi, if you're reading this, please just pull the fucking plug. Also don't send me pictures of disgusting yank women.
>>213539805The most ridiculous thing about it is that theyโre imported under the presumption that theyโll be net contributors to the economy, like if we donโt get enough of these biomass units the economy will collapse, when in fact each one is a major net negative.
>>213539893sir hymen snapper
just done a poo and it smelled like shite
>>213539893imagine how many katy hymens he must have busted wide open
Who's got the keys to this thread?
looking through all the deals they have on sportdirect
gonna be so stylish
if u die in 4chan u die in real life
>>213539902rude
I'm a university lecturer
>>213539839corr proper bri'ish scran
>>213539879>our tax dollars are being wasted! Your tax dollars disappear into thin air, the money 'gubmint spends is straight off the printer
If you die, your enemies win
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fuck around and find out, timmy
Are you all on vpns now or was this just one big nothingburger?
>>213539964Keep putting in that work and we'll see how things go.
>>213539985being a university lecturer tells me you never grew up and wanted to stay in the comfort of an academic environment
I'm 6'8 and built like a stick insect
A slight breeze could knock me over
>>213540003>Still no clear image of the suspect
>>213540010Nothing happened except the most normie porn sites getting blocked and 2016mong/28virgemong/OSAmong is still coping
>>213539964love this film its primo retardation cinema
>>213539985what subject do you lecture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F43446x_nYQ
>>213540025True but it's also a well paying job that I enjoy.
>>213540059You gotta put in the work
what triggered heathertimmy into a nonstop 24+ hour meltdown this time
he normally slithers away after he's done his little ocd routine
>>213539985Get a proper job
>>213540059I went in thinking it was going to be corny but it's actually a very decent movie.
Get it to 500k lads
Tell all your friends about it too
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
>>2135400104chan hasn't done anything yet
>>213540063Microfluidics.
Reminder that The Hundred (cricket) is on right now
which one you picking lads?
>>213540084Helpin' us with our computer skills?
>>213539725Whites get it, biomass don't
>>213540089Its good yeah just think its hilarious how hes stabbing people to death for a white nationalist gang after like 2 weeks inside lol
>>213540091>The Government has no plans to repeal the Online Safety Act, and is working closely with Ofcom to implement the Act as quickly and effectively as possible to enable UK users to benefit from its protections.It's over
>>213540003Whatโs the relevance of his height
our black hole just got blacker
>>213540117Left. She's the only white one
Bet you'd pick one of the other two, eh O'Shea?
>>213540117err none actually
>>213540117as a rule I prefer brunettes and small breasts however in this instance left is mogging so I pick left
all joking aside, immigration is absolutely necessary for the country
and too many people have been taken in by the right-wing press into ignoring the billionaires that are funnelling millions out of the country every day
If I were born a girl my life wouldn't be shit
>>213539964The Mouse you're about to meet has the keys to this yard, you treat him with respect
>>213540117Right every time
>>213540141lankoids be overconfident and then i come along all 5 foot 7 and a 1/4 inches and spark them out
>>213540117i'll pass on all 3. thanks anyway m8
>>213540163what do you think would be different
you alright there buddy?
*takes a seat*
>>213540159>I prefer brunettes and small breasts
>>213540117Ill be the first to say middle
>>213539964>>213540012>>213540059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmp2Ig8B-uY
>Being a Shot Caller isn't always what its cracked up to be.
>>213540125You're either a warrior or a victim lad. You wanna try that lone wolf shit?
>>213540202yes right but how would your life not be shit exactly
>>213540161they're also bringing millions in and spending money here, but this labour government is making them leave the country altogether.
>>213540197Utterly grotesque
it's the Indian century btw
if i was born a girl i'd be sticking all sorts of things up my fanny
>>213540153>She's the only white onehow is right not white?
fucking cansmong. sick to bastard death of him
>>213540235labour are actually doing a fantastic job, after 14 years of tory decimation
and unfortunately they've been left with an absolute mess to clean up
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mm... keira's neck...
>>213540245what do you put up your willy hole?
Your grandchildren wonโt look anything like you, why are you so obsessed with having kids with a woman with your same features?
what sort of trousers are fashionable these days?
>>213540306m and s tapered chinos, levi 502s
>>213540306big baggy trousers if you're a zoomer or a 30 year old groomer
>>213540242this looks good
>>213540284they're doing a shit job. we're now going to have to pay more taxes because they refused to cut the benefits bill. the mess was there long before 2010. what are labour actually right
>>213540306none
skirts are IN
>>213540294Surely this is now a twirl
>>213540309yes, im sure thats cheaper than a minimum wagie
>>213540306Slim chinos and Leviโs jeans are never out of fashion, though the profile of jeans is often changing
But wear what looks best on you
Left is the objectively correct answer btw
>>213540346>Banned no-fault evictions and introduced new protections for renters.>Scrapped the wasteful Rwanda scheme and launched a Border Security Command to smash the criminal smuggling gangs and improve the UK's border security.>Started the drive to recruit 6,500 teachers nationally, improving the education system.>Established the Child Poverty Taskforce, working across government departments to tackle child poverty.
>>213540309Wouldnt it be quicker to have them permanently attached to the shelf to pick the products and have a shoot/slide that transports the good to a conveyor belt
Half fish
Half man
He's a fish man
>>213540306matalan joggers
>>213540389>Leviโs jeansjewish muck
>>213540384it is actually
So I've just been called "Unc" by an urban individual
>>213540400Deep nasolabial folds for her age, obviously doesnโt follow a good moisturization and sunblock routine, horrible woman to mate with
>>213540414Prefer the Full Count 0105W 13.7oz Wide Straight Jean myself
>>213540419no its not, idiot
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Feet, armpits > chebs
>>213540403I can smell Blair all over these policies
>straight genes
not what I heard
>>213540453clavicles >> all of that
>>213540414And what brand do you wear rorke? American eagle? Something with a terrible diaper butt cut? Because you certainly arenโt wearing amiris or anything en vogue
>>213540434moisturisation and sunblock routines aren't genetic
>>213540440a man of wealth and taste
The looksmaxx plan:
Currently at 5/6
Beard / designer stubble = +0.5
Better clothes / fragrance = +0.5
Boots pushing me to 6'1 = +0.5
Should push me to 7.5 or 7.0 MINIMUM
>>213540465They dont sell american eagle in England, you foolish mutt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrqALXdmqJU
>Need a little time off for bad behavior! The devil in me been asleep too long
>>213540271and your life could be just as shit as it as a male
>>213540496Im balding and greasy with yellow rat teeth and ive had more shags this year than you'll have in your life
Je ne sais qu'elle dans le aperitif?
>>213540470The fat on her cheeks are genetic and due to her supple weight, the creases forming at the top of the folds scream โill die of skin cancer before giving you your third childโ
>>213540522No it couldn't
For me, it's Japanese selvedge denim. Always.
>>213540496whatever you do, don't start squintfrauding
I did it for a few months and now I have a permanent wrinkle on my forehead
>>213540504obesewave ricketscore
I SAID "LABUBU SEX ARSE"
NOW LAUGH
>>213540536rorke be like: whatโs a selvedge?
>The True Religion jeans might be matching the Ralphs
Piss stained jeans (authentic) ยฃ635
>>213540536You aint got the money you poseur
True Religion is back in fashion? There may be hope for Jack Wills yet
just hold on a few more years and the gen As will be all over it
Spoke to manager about having to do 137 hours overtime this month
>Other people have circumstances that mean they can't do extra shifts!
Not my problem
>I can rota you up to 40 hours without your consent!
I'm on 42 hours this week
>Why don't you try doing the rotas?
Not my job
Did him up like a kipper. Also spoke to area manager who was nice and understanding about it to me at least.
>>213540565so weird why don't they just use grindr. or maybe these are the people who have been banned from grindr
Raf Simons
Rick Owens
Usually what I'm dressed in
>>213540631Most of my shoes cost more than that
I got that gucci, louis, three box logo
rorke buying a leather jacket and wearing it every day for 20 years to age the leather
We'll Live And Die In These Towns
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>>213540677>Most of my shoes cost more than that>The shoes:
saw some evisu the other day hadn't seen them in 20 years now
Seen a lot of Deanos wearing Christian Dior trainers
Right next time you can come up with the gimmicks since apparently mine aren't worth any (You)s
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>>213539685Whoever's holding your juicy 5+% yield long bonds
And the very latest on Rorke's creps??
>half of da crowd is snorting my charlie
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>>213539558He was woke and his family hated him
Me? I wear blue Nike trainers everywhere I got from Sports Direct.
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The game as you see is rigged
Get the yoga pants arses posted
ngl I think too many mens cocks men in the past didn't see as many cocks as we do now
would be gool to get my genis schlorped.
>>213540862Absolutely evil cunt but he had aura
Right, I've just gone and spilt coffee all over my bed now haven't I? Fucking bastard
Me?
>balenci baseball cap
>cubbitts titanium morgan
>brooks brothers cotton plain white dress shirt
>acne concrete grey logo sweater
>levis 550 relaxed fit medium stonewash
>reebok club c 85 mint green
>>213540992How do you know that
What am I supposed to do,
What am I supposed to do:
All the courage in the world
But of me there's little proof.
What am I supposed to do,
What am I supposed to do.
I wish I could talk like schizo posters here
>>213540998why are you drinking coffee in bed?
>>213541012>cubittsktim but turnbull
How does bro know Iโm Welsh have I been hacked
>>213541018because you're from WALES
>>213541057Fuck you asshole
>>213541065Yeah but how did you know
The fit:
>Asda George Jorts
>Asda George graphic t shirt
>ยฃ60 Nike trainers
sir welsh spotter strikes again
>>213541095remembered other images you posted x
>>213541104Wearing the same shoes someone gave me in a mental health ward.
Proper nice Adidas like though can't complain
>>213541062You probably self doxxed at some point it's a weekly occurrence on /brit/
>>213541111But how itโs just ChatGPT app
I know someone is watching while I'm pooping
>>213541012>>levis 550autism jeans
Trump just said russia lost, he sent em flying
I'd be too nervous wearing anything worth more than ยฃ100
cymru more like cumrag aha
Used to think that invisible time travelers came to my room as a child to watch me, and that by looking at them I could acknowledge the fact that my life had a deeper meaning.
Oh how wrong I was
>>213541151digital fingerprinting
>>213541163Omds unc get with the times
>>213541056>>213541153You'll fit right in Takeshi
>>213541183luscious thighs..
>>213541213what haven't you done
>>213541176wearing an around 1k garmin watch myself
>>213541225Bro scaring me fr
>>213541232Watches would make me the most paranoid
>>213541232wearing a g-shock and dressing like an overgrown toddler myself
SCRRRRAP DIDDLY BRAAAP BRAP DING
BRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT FFFFFFFFFF SSHHHHHHHHHH
NNNNNNNNNTTTTTATTTT
>>213541176I've got your bus fare for a week on my wrist, buddy
>>213541281alri Alec Baldwin
>>213541250dont think economically deprived young men would go for it because its plain black and just looks like a boring smart watch
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new crepes
what do you think
>>213541323https://youtube.com/watch?v=MVDhfRHJkq4
>wearing an around 1k garmin watch myself
I had an early light dinner and I'm thinking another might be in order before beddington.
Don't wear any jewellery me, whores and their trinkets you see.