Thread 213539326

Nirvana edition

BRING BACK THE GOLLIWOGS

Why dont the government borrow like £5 trillion and just put it into a Vanguard fund and buy gold?

>>213539326 (OP)
Did this same look last evening when I passed a mudshark and her orcs (not racist btw just an observation)

>>213539326 (OP)
come as you are

It's a matter of perspective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

need a ungern-sternberg wife

Gosh I need to kill something

>>213539311
choon

>>213539326 (OP)
>Nirvana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLVVhfJqohU

>>213539364
That’s unironically how central banking works

eggy fart just now

Business idea: We open a pub and call it "free the paedos"

moo deng :3

Well why aint we got any money then?

>>213539405
how many eggs per day you on?

better be 10

Get the Turner Diaries perused.

rorke breastfeeding his neighbourhood's stray cat

>>213539432
bennies dossers and immigrants hoovered it all up

nightclub in dublin

>>213539379
love this gimmick x

>>213539432
An ancient tribe of parasites is hoarding all the wealth.

The relationship between American and british finance is a bit like that movie where that black guy molests his dad

If someone tried to rape me I'd probably say "no" and then "oh go on".

Broke my coffee mug this morning while washing it, several years of sterling service in pieces :(

>>213539459
ktim but the person raping me is lifeberg himself

Women athletes (mostly tennis players) are complaining a lot that they keep getting online abuse from sports betters after they lose games costing them money.

lol womens tennis has to be the maddest shit to bet on you'd have better luck on dice rolls outside of betting on Swiatek in a slam final.

>>213539400
Read >>213539432

who are we eeven in debt to?

it's fucking over
fucking brits you've watched this all being done to you
fucking retards

>>213539517
I saw a small jewish family outside the train station in my town
Nearly threw up

>>213539432
https://wheredoesitallgo.org/

Go on then /brit/.... show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

>>213539383
She's woke and hates her family

>>213539494
Tennis is i believe the 2nd most gambled on sport. The powers that be hate to admit this and dont allow any gambling advertisements on court or by any tournament.

Get Rorke marched down the nearest migrant hotel
Get him wanking off the biggest pozzed NIGGER BBC congolese cream cannon on the biggest, blackest, darkest, most dangerous Jumanji Jungle man in the entire building
Get it broadcast live on all terrestrial television sets
It's the only way to stop the boats, so I am told

>>213539542
That solves it
We simply must gas the pensioners

>>213539157
I'm 38 and remember it always being called that.

I've had a serious Mandela effect reaction when I saw kids these days call jt the PS1 rxclusively and had to do some digging to figure out what happened.

>>213539497
It was never intended to help “you”
The people central banking is designed for are doing fine

>>213539587
Think the bennies mongs are taking up more than the boomers.

>>213539542
Just take 50bn out of the 313 FUCKING BILLION welfare fund ffs

>>213539447
Sinners. Newcastle. 2010s.
Now that was a time to be alive

>>213539587
ktim reading this

rorke got clarted

>>213539552
amazing numbers

>>213539596
Memory is a funny thing, i just never remember it being called that. Drivers driving mechanics were shite compared to need for speed

>>213539636
young thugs did this

young thugs could be anywhere, he said to himself out loud

>>213539611
I don't care I already wanted to but that justified it for me

>>213539542
>debt interest
debt to whom?

>>213539650
yh didnt have any mental vivid dreams and wake up screaming or laughing either

>>213539563
I guess a good thing about tennis betting is that there are only two outcomes - one player wins, or the other does. Whereas in football there's a third outcome - a draw.

>>213539685
is google broken?

>Borrow £5 trillion
>Use it all to buy gold
>Skim off all the profits into a sovereign wealth fund
>reinvest the profits in pokemon cards

Pensioner spending
Total
£150.7 billion

Universal Credit
Total
£88.3 billion

how is this even possible
how many people are on pensions
it just can't be that many

>>213539684
So what would you propose for the bennies scroungers?

I have no interest in debt

Jews believe they are the victims of Gaza

latest video from big noah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_QnEKCcozg

>>213539614
They couldn't even cut it by £7bn

Umm, rorke!

>>213539596
>I'm 38
what are you doing here

and what of the magpie party's tax policy?

>>213539704
It's all priced in m8. The overround.

>>213539764
im 33 and still got 6 months to chase troubled 19 year old girls

>>213539764
ktim but they chase me. mad how that works when you get older and look after yourself.

>>213539721
all the foreigners who come here are allowed, for some insane reason, to bring their entire extended family with them. half of them go straight on the state pension despite not paying a penny into the system their entire lives

>>213539764
it's been 20 years
where else

She's Sri Lankan and her fiancé is Irish

I met my oinkologist and made the slampig squeal

Once we're talking about figures over 1 million it really does become black magic nonsense. 95% of the money you guys are talking about never existed physically it's just numbers on a screen.

got my gay porn shoes on

If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years because of a car accident. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.

dinners finally ready

Walking at the park

>>213539764
I started posting on 4chan at age 17 and never left.

It will happen to you.

>>213539830
I'll wake up when I'm good and ready.

You're so, high
You're so, high
You're so, high
Why can't you fly?

Need to be dropped directly into the 1170c molten lava of Hawaii's Mount Kilauea

>>213539809
They removed her vagina last year.

>>213539245
I had a flatmate 8-9 years ago she had a skittish black kitten and i used to call it N***er kitty as a term of endearment. Can't recall its actual name.

>>213539839
same

>>213539852
Damn dude maybe you should’ve spent those years getting a job and a life

>>213539839
jellyfish stew?

>>213539830
>Please wake up.
no, i don't think i will

>>213539893
sit hymen snapper

>>213539893
katy's crush

>>213539879
lad on the left has foetal alcohol syndrome, nary a philtrum in sight

mummy's wine o'clock was more important than her unborn child's future

>>213539830
Hi, if you're reading this, please just pull the fucking plug. Also don't send me pictures of disgusting yank women.

>>213539805
The most ridiculous thing about it is that they’re imported under the presumption that they’ll be net contributors to the economy, like if we don’t get enough of these biomass units the economy will collapse, when in fact each one is a major net negative.

>>213539893
sir hymen snapper

just done a poo and it smelled like shite

>>213539893
imagine how many katy hymens he must have busted wide open

Who's got the keys to this thread?

looking through all the deals they have on sportdirect

gonna be so stylish

if u die in 4chan u die in real life

wiping my arse with poo

>>213539902
rude

I'm a university lecturer

>>213539839
corr proper bri'ish scran

>>213539879
>our tax dollars are being wasted!
Your tax dollars disappear into thin air, the money 'gubmint spends is straight off the printer

>>213539985
Nonce

If you die, your enemies win

fuck around and find out, timmy

Are you all on vpns now or was this just one big nothingburger?

>>213539964
Keep putting in that work and we'll see how things go.

>>213540003
mmhmm

>>213539985
being a university lecturer tells me you never grew up and wanted to stay in the comfort of an academic environment

I'm 6'8 and built like a stick insect
A slight breeze could knock me over

>>213540003
>Still no clear image of the suspect

>>213540010
Nothing happened except the most normie porn sites getting blocked and 2016mong/28virgemong/OSAmong is still coping

>>213539964
love this film its primo retardation cinema

>>213539985
what subject do you lecture?

>>213540025
True but it's also a well paying job that I enjoy.

>>213540059
You gotta put in the work

what triggered heathertimmy into a nonstop 24+ hour meltdown this time
he normally slithers away after he's done his little ocd routine

>>213539985
Get a proper job

>>213540059
I went in thinking it was going to be corny but it's actually a very decent movie.

Get it to 500k lads
Tell all your friends about it too
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903

>>213539992
ok thanks

Best Timmy culd do

>>213540010
4chan hasn't done anything yet

>>213540063
Microfluidics.

Reminder that The Hundred (cricket) is on right now

which one you picking lads?

>>213540084
Helpin' us with our computer skills?

>>213540096
He is her pet

>>213539725
Whites get it, biomass don't

>>213540089
Its good yeah just think its hilarious how hes stabbing people to death for a white nationalist gang after like 2 weeks inside lol

>>213540091
>The Government has no plans to repeal the Online Safety Act, and is working closely with Ofcom to implement the Act as quickly and effectively as possible to enable UK users to benefit from its protections.
It's over

>>213540003
What’s the relevance of his height

our black hole just got blacker

Airing out the goolies

>>213540117
Left. She's the only white one
Bet you'd pick one of the other two, eh O'Shea?

>>213540117
err none actually

>>213540117
as a rule I prefer brunettes and small breasts however in this instance left is mogging so I pick left

all joking aside, immigration is absolutely necessary for the country
and too many people have been taken in by the right-wing press into ignoring the billionaires that are funnelling millions out of the country every day

If I were born a girl my life wouldn't be shit

>>213540117
left

>>213539964
The Mouse you're about to meet has the keys to this yard, you treat him with respect

>>213540117
Right every time

>>213540141
lankoids be overconfident and then i come along all 5 foot 7 and a 1/4 inches and spark them out

>>213540117
i'll pass on all 3. thanks anyway m8

>>213540157
cheeky

>>213540163
what do you think would be different

you alright there buddy?
*takes a seat*

>>213540194
My sex

>>213540159
>I prefer brunettes and small breasts

>>213540117
Ill be the first to say middle

>>213539964
>>213540012
>>213540059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmp2Ig8B-uY
>Being a Shot Caller isn't always what its cracked up to be.

>>213540125
You're either a warrior or a victim lad. You wanna try that lone wolf shit?

>>213540202
yes right but how would your life not be shit exactly

>>213540117
>>213540223
231

>>213540161
they're also bringing millions in and spending money here, but this labour government is making them leave the country altogether.

>>213540197
Utterly grotesque

it's the Indian century btw

if i was born a girl i'd be sticking all sorts of things up my fanny

>>213540153
>She's the only white one
how is right not white?

>>213540237
bent freak

>>213540237
Bender

fucking cansmong. sick to bastard death of him

>>213540231
I'd be female

>>213540235
labour are actually doing a fantastic job, after 14 years of tory decimation
and unfortunately they've been left with an absolute mess to clean up

mm... keira's neck...

bed looms

>>213540245
what do you put up your willy hole?

Your grandchildren won’t look anything like you, why are you so obsessed with having kids with a woman with your same features?

what sort of trousers are fashionable these days?

wagies are done

>>213540306
m and s tapered chinos, levi 502s

>>213540306
big baggy trousers if you're a zoomer or a 30 year old groomer

>>213540242
this looks good

>>213540284
they're doing a shit job. we're now going to have to pay more taxes because they refused to cut the benefits bill. the mess was there long before 2010. what are labour actually right

>>213540306
none

skirts are IN

>>213540294
Surely this is now a twirl

>>213540347
timmy's crush

>>213540306
next jeans

>>213540309
yes, im sure thats cheaper than a minimum wagie

>>213540311
good post

>>213540306
Slim chinos and Levi’s jeans are never out of fashion, though the profile of jeans is often changing
But wear what looks best on you

Left is the objectively correct answer btw

>>213540346
>Banned no-fault evictions and introduced new protections for renters.
>Scrapped the wasteful Rwanda scheme and launched a Border Security Command to smash the criminal smuggling gangs and improve the UK's border security.
>Started the drive to recruit 6,500 teachers nationally, improving the education system.
>Established the Child Poverty Taskforce, working across government departments to tackle child poverty.

>>213540309
Wouldnt it be quicker to have them permanently attached to the shelf to pick the products and have a shoot/slide that transports the good to a conveyor belt

Half fish
Half man
He's a fish man

>>213540306
matalan joggers

>>213540389
>Levi’s jeans
jewish muck

>>213540384
it is actually

So I've just been called "Unc" by an urban individual

>>213540400
Deep nasolabial folds for her age, obviously doesn’t follow a good moisturization and sunblock routine, horrible woman to mate with

>>213540414
Prefer the Full Count 0105W 13.7oz Wide Straight Jean myself

>>213540419
no its not, idiot

Feet, armpits > chebs

>>213540403
I can smell Blair all over these policies

>straight genes

not what I heard

>>213540453
clavicles >> all of that

do you have glasses?

>>213540414
And what brand do you wear rorke? American eagle? Something with a terrible diaper butt cut? Because you certainly aren’t wearing amiris or anything en vogue

>>213540434
moisturisation and sunblock routines aren't genetic

Labubu sex arse

>>213540440
a man of wealth and taste

The looksmaxx plan:

Currently at 5/6

Beard / designer stubble = +0.5
Better clothes / fragrance = +0.5
Boots pushing me to 6'1 = +0.5

Should push me to 7.5 or 7.0 MINIMUM

>>213540440
um

>>213540465
They dont sell american eagle in England, you foolish mutt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrqALXdmqJU

>Need a little time off for bad behavior! The devil in me been asleep too long

>>213540271
and your life could be just as shit as it as a male

>>213540496
Im balding and greasy with yellow rat teeth and ive had more shags this year than you'll have in your life

Je ne sais qu'elle dans le aperitif?

>>213540470
The fat on her cheeks are genetic and due to her supple weight, the creases forming at the top of the folds scream “ill die of skin cancer before giving you your third child”

>>213540522
No it couldn't

For me, it's Japanese selvedge denim. Always.

>>213540496
whatever you do, don't start squintfrauding
I did it for a few months and now I have a permanent wrinkle on my forehead

>>213540504
:)

>>213540504
obesewave ricketscore

I SAID "LABUBU SEX ARSE"
NOW LAUGH

>>213540536
rorke be like: what’s a selvedge?

Piss stained jeans (authentic) £635

>>213540532
yes it could

>>213540536
You aint got the money you poseur

True Religion is back in fashion? There may be hope for Jack Wills yet
just hold on a few more years and the gen As will be all over it

My jeans size is 30x30

Spoke to manager about having to do 137 hours overtime this month
>Other people have circumstances that mean they can't do extra shifts!
Not my problem
>I can rota you up to 40 hours without your consent!
I'm on 42 hours this week
>Why don't you try doing the rotas?
Not my job

Did him up like a kipper. Also spoke to area manager who was nice and understanding about it to me at least.

>>213540565
so weird why don't they just use grindr. or maybe these are the people who have been banned from grindr

Raf Simons
Rick Owens
Usually what I'm dressed in

>>213540631
Most of my shoes cost more than that

I got that gucci, louis, three box logo

rorke buying a leather jacket and wearing it every day for 20 years to age the leather

We'll Live And Die In These Towns

>>213540677
>Most of my shoes cost more than that
>The shoes:

saw some evisu the other day hadn't seen them in 20 years now

need /fa/ggots out

Seen a lot of Deanos wearing Christian Dior trainers

Right next time you can come up with the gimmicks since apparently mine aren't worth any (You)s

>>213539685
Whoever's holding your juicy 5+% yield long bonds

And the very latest on Rorke's creps??

>>213539558
He was woke and his family hated him

Me? I wear blue Nike trainers everywhere I got from Sports Direct.

The game as you see is rigged

Get the yoga pants arses posted

Id kill baby Hitler

ngl I think too many mens cocks men in the past didn't see as many cocks as we do now

would be gool to get my genis schlorped.

>>213540862
Absolutely evil cunt but he had aura

>>213540911
lurpak seal

>>213540970
welsh bender

Right, I've just gone and spilt coffee all over my bed now haven't I? Fucking bastard

>>213540911
poo seal
>>213540932
poo sneal

Me?
>balenci baseball cap
>cubbitts titanium morgan
>brooks brothers cotton plain white dress shirt
>acne concrete grey logo sweater
>levis 550 relaxed fit medium stonewash
>reebok club c 85 mint green

>>213540992
How do you know that

What am I supposed to do,
What am I supposed to do:
All the courage in the world
But of me there's little proof.

What am I supposed to do,
What am I supposed to do.

I wish I could talk like schizo posters here

>>213540998
why are you drinking coffee in bed?

>>213541012
>cubitts
ktim but turnbull

How does bro know I’m Welsh have I been hacked

>>213541018
because you're from WALES

>>213541057
Fuck you asshole

>>213541065
Yeah but how did you know

The fit:
>Asda George Jorts
>Asda George graphic t shirt
>£60 Nike trainers

sir welsh spotter strikes again

>>213541095
remembered other images you posted x

>>213541104
Wearing the same shoes someone gave me in a mental health ward.

Proper nice Adidas like though can't complain

>>213541062
You probably self doxxed at some point it's a weekly occurrence on /brit/

>>213541111
But how it’s just ChatGPT app

I know someone is watching while I'm pooping

>>213541012
>>levis 550
autism jeans

Trump just said russia lost, he sent em flying

I'd be too nervous wearing anything worth more than £100

horny rn

cymru more like cumrag aha

Used to think that invisible time travelers came to my room as a child to watch me, and that by looking at them I could acknowledge the fact that my life had a deeper meaning.

Oh how wrong I was

>>213541151
digital fingerprinting

>>213541163
Omds unc get with the times

>>213541056
>>213541153
You'll fit right in Takeshi

>>213541183
luscious thighs..

>>213541196
What did I do

>>213541213
what haven't you done

>>213541176
wearing an around 1k garmin watch myself

>>213541225
Bro scaring me fr

>>213541232
Watches would make me the most paranoid

>>213541232
wearing a g-shock and dressing like an overgrown toddler myself

SCRRRRAP DIDDLY BRAAAP BRAP DING
BRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT FFFFFFFFFF SSHHHHHHHHHH
NNNNNNNNNTTTTTATTTT

>>213541176
I've got your bus fare for a week on my wrist, buddy

>>213541281
alri Alec Baldwin

>>213541250
dont think economically deprived young men would go for it because its plain black and just looks like a boring smart watch

>>213541297
dont get it

new crepes
what do you think

>>213541196
How

new
>>213541298
>>213541298
>>213541298

>>213541323
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MVDhfRHJkq4

>>213541323
ABC

I had an early light dinner and I'm thinking another might be in order before beddington.
Don't wear any jewellery me, whores and their trinkets you see.