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faggot retard edition

Early subhuman
I could tell you niggers weren’t posting because you were waiting
Couldn’t wait 60 seconds?

>>213539884
310 is bump limit chud

>>213539883
>disco elysium, a detective rpg
DE is a cyoa book, not an RPG

>>213539869
seething subhuman monkey

>>213539786
>tfw better than me
grim

business idea: CYOA (choose your own ass) its one of those czech gloryholes but you can only do anal

I figgin love broccoli sub-edish

>>213539943
you must be a legit tard

>>213539987
yes

89 is close to borderline retardation
As in you can barely write coherent English sentences above a 4th grade level
So no you are larping

>>213539915
explain why the two are mutually exclusive

89 is average in california

I’m 5’8

i'm reddit

>>213540040
explains a lot

>>213540051

I like how /cum/ either goes like 30 posts over the bump limit before someone finally makes the new or we have multiple anons thread splitting

Going to masturbate my dick before applying to a few restaurants in person

>>213539982
broccololi

I’m 5’0, my dick is 2.75 inches long, my IQ is 74, and I make $2500/year (I recycle cans I find in gas station garbage cans)

>>213540061
We know redditjeet, it's hard your name

>>213540072
Imagine this lil midge just sprinting at you for all his strength you could just punt him like a cat

Lol I actually didn't know the president of Mexico was a jewish lady until now. Her parents were literally communist academic jews. She ran again another women who is fat and the jew destroyed her. What are yall doing for real?

i need a job right fucking now

>>213540101
i am believing you are the real redditjeet

>>213540099
Jimmy Wichard if he was a manlet

>>213540099
>$2500/year (I recycle cans I find in gas station garbage cans)
Living that thirdie lifestyle

>>213540072
>he’s taller than me
It’s fucking OVER

>>213540127
bodied that freak

Midgets get more pussy than manlets

she suckt me for my robux

>when his height starts with a 5
eww

>>213540127
Autocorrect got me , was supposed to say half... damn jeet codemonkeys

>>213540099
how do you survive on 2500/yr

>tfw 133 IQ

>>213540127
>>213540164
>1 minute apart
>all lowercase
Grim

>you can't marry your sister
>but this is fine

>>213540221
Just lower your iq. Huff paint and you'll get bitches in no time

I've decided to find a turkish gf

i was hoping one of you niggas would play abiotic factor with me

I’m 2’11, my dick is 1.2 inches long, I have an IQ of 41, and I earn $0/year
I am a gibbon and I live at the zoo

The second french empire launched its second intervention into the second mexican republic and was repelled after six years because 2x3=6

>>213540234
cope

>>213540241
>Sister
Whoa whoa nigga at least start easing people into it with cousins or something.

>>213540034
DE lacks several elements that make it a game.
notably, it lacks interactivity and challenge.
clicking through dialogue is like reading text on a page. clicking to another scenery object is like turning the page. there is no challenge in DE, as there is no way to fail. all paths lead to the same end of the story.

>>213540269
Orangutans mogg Gibbons.
Gibbons are incel chuds

>>213540217
Food stamps and I’m on disability for my mental retardation

>>213540149
Imagine the girl being that much bigger than you.

>>213540281
The writer is also a tranny marxist that keeps a bust of lenin on his desk

me when a leaf

>>213540320
mommy

>>213540302
Orangutans
>are put into brothers and raped by Indonesians
Gibbons
>that doesn’t happen
Gibbonbros we can’t stop winning

>>213540339
What does this mean?

i have to go out and do stuff but i don’t want to. i will probably just leave it undone

>>213540338
idk if that is true or not, but that's not relevant to it being a game (which DE is not)

I'm 6'6, my dick is 9 inches long, my IQ is 168, and I make $70,000,000/year
I also fuck a new model every week

>>213540365
Haha meant brothels but autocorrect doesn’t let me post naughty things

>>213540149

I would crucify 6 million Christians for a gf like this

>>213540393
congrats on growing 2 inches, and making 20 milly more a year than yesterday. sorry that you lost 3 inches on your dick

>>213540374

I’m 7’9, my dick is 28 inches long, I have an IQ of 739, and I don’t make any money a year because I own everything on the planet and all money and property belongs to me

I’m the new world order

>>213540339
Why are the chinks so good at making waifus? Japanese waifus don't seem to get as popular anymore.

>>213540365
Orangutans
>Smart loners that can escape from their cages with ease
>epic cheek flanges
>Get lots of Indonesian pussy or dick
Gibbons
>Monogamous cucks
>Walk like toddlers
Gibbons are the loser chuds of the ape world

>>213539833 (OP)
>Some ordinary GAYMER

>>213540489
It's chinks time
The Japs time was late 80s to early 2000s

Upstairs neighbors doing jujitsu again above me. Emailed the building manager bitch.
If I can't afford a house in the next three years it is time to end it all.

I'm omnipotent, my dick is of infinite length, I am more intelligent than every human combined, and I don't make any money because I own everything on every planet and universe
I also have the ability to seduce any woman I want without exception as well as produce any woman that I may desire down to the exact traits

>>213540489
true. even the way chinks draw japanese characters is better

>>213540528
>my dick is of infinite length,
Infinity is the same as zero

Something americans dont seem to know and even most mexicans is that the spanish on a literal, legal sense imported european feudalism into mexico. There was a county of orizaba, a duchy of Atrisco, and countless marquisades like Oaxaca or Acapulco. Within new spain there were kingdoms new Leon and mexico itself was a separate kingdom, and this aristocracy survived untill the revolution of 1912. The descendants of Moctezuma survived as a noble family both in mexico and spain itself but in contrast to peru most of the amerindian nobility was replaced with a spanish one

Honest you do, honest you do
(You know how to make me) you know how to make me
(Make me feel so good) oh, make me feel

>>213540585
>Infinity is the same as zero
No
Who told you that
What the fuck does that even mean

>>213540585
Got his mathlet ass

if you like women that means you are a gay because you like things that are feminine and attracted to men

2017 was 9 years ago

>>213540281
Good post, I don’t agree thoughbeit.
>interactivity
You interact with people/objects in the game and choose what to say/do to them based on how you want your Harry to interact with the game. You also customize your Harry with skill points, clothing items, and unique abilities.
This differs from the linear narrative and lack of audience input found in books/films.
>challenge
You can lose DE (pic rel), and you can get outcomes you don’t want, if you fail a skill check. There is some thinking required to know where to go next to advance the various quests.
You also fail if you neglect to complete a key quest before day 5.

>>213540592
The Mexican revolution was a mistake.

>>213540622
Yes it is. Infinity just like zero doesn't exist. They're the same. Every number possible is the same as no number

Time for the gym

>>213540654
Jason tier

>>213540592
>Is that EL Chapo II?

>>213540654
Nice use of the transitive property

>>213540374
Jason wants to fuck a canadian now and is offering his holes for free use to them

>>213540729
>He's actually trooning out
Grim

>>213540592
Yeah, that's the reason Latin America is poor, while the U.S is rich
Enlightenment ideals never penetrated as deeply into such catholic feudal nations
And the Spanish basically just treated the americas as a plundering ground. They didn't care about long term settlement like the British did

Watermelon challenge
https://files.catbox.moe/m0ml7p.mp4

>>213540749
Been doing it for a while now, he has a voice changer for when he plays games and insists that people call him samantha

>>213540768
Chile and Uruguay are doing pretty good

>>213540790
lol

>>213540790
Did they win?

>>213540800
Just when you think his life can't get any worse...

nothin wrong with wanting to be a girl

>>213540837
I'd do that to you but your brain probably wouldn't even feel it

>>213540592
still can’t believe the powdered wig trend caught on

>>213540790
Being black & retarded seems pretty fun desu ngl

>>213540857
yeah they got the watermelon open

>>213540749

When I was in high school I got a handjob from a cheerleader named Samantha once [spoiler]she was also my cousin it was a small town, haven't seen her since we graduated [/spoiler]

If you think about it, only racist incels would like "blacked" porn. It's like "haha yeah, stupid bitch get fucked by that monkey haha! That's what you get for rejecting me!"

Fed ex asked me if I want to be interviewed at 11 pm, midnight, or 2 am

>>213540886
Oh fuck I forgot there aren't spoilers on /int/

>>213540894
lot of women like it, its similar to them liking being raped

>>213540790
Did she died?

I’m retarded!
Abloobloo! Pfrrrrtabababa!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213540894
Most of the fans seem to be brown people on the Indian subcontinent or the middle East

>>213540903
I initially read this as your ex being a fed

>>213540886
Why didn't you sex her? You already went half way.

>>213540885
Why do you save collages of my posts and pictures of literally me?

>>213540886
average hill billy school experience

have a really funny vocaroo but i think i'll save it for tomorrow. like seriously you guys are gonna die from laughter

>>213540969
Idk it was a spur of the moment thing we only ever discussed it like once and she let me touch her tits for a few seconds, she was pretty good at it though

Cut my finger on a glass that broke while I was washing it
Got three stitches

average GOP politician in 2025

Update on my kot.
As I said yestetday, my kitty kot passed away yesterday.
Today a few moments ago something happened. There was this corner of the dining room where my kot liked to sit a lot. A few moments ago I just walked around the corner and I saw him there for like a fraction of a second! I saw the shape of him and the color of his fur!

JD Vance has seemed pretty quiet lately hasn't he?

>>213541064
Did you take time off work for pet bereavement?

Jasomantha is going to join the 40%
Epic

>>213541042
i ate out my cousin a few times when we were teenagers. we would dry hump too but we never had sex

>>213541091
I'm a NEET.

>>213541083
Orange man wont finish his term

>>213541064
I believe this is called psychosis

I dont have any female cousins my age. Feels bad I missed out on hot cousin groping

>>213541119
What makes you so confident? Same was said about Biden

I had 2 separate girls in school bully me in to doing things with them, the first forced me to grope her tits, she took me to the gym storage shed and sat on top of the broken icebox they had there and made me grab her tits and asked me out, I turned her down, the other gave me a handjob under a blanket during a field trip then told me she had a boyfriend while she licked my cum off her hands

I have not had a gf in my life tho

I remember when, in the immediate aftermath of Jan 6 and the arrests, orange man had the opportunity to pardon his supporters. And he pardoned a bunch of orthodox Jews and black rappers.

>>213541144
2 more weeks

>>213541064
Something similar would happen to me in high school. I would always think I could see my cat in the corner of my eye despite being at school. I could even hear her meow in my head.

>>213541083
https://youtu.be/MmZexg8sxyk

>>213541083
apparently he was assigned to make the epstein files go away and he and orangeman's other aides are reaching out to rogan and other media people to pressure them to stop mentioning it

>>213541145
>>213541107
Fakecels

wish you niggas were grinders, why arent we talking business

Do you remember when that Fed Rat Fuentes told people to break down the barriers, disregard the police, and enter the Capital? He got a bunch of people sent to prison and yet he was never arrested. I wonder why that is?

>>213541222
No idea. He's totally legit and organic

>>213541168
He also pretended like he had nothing to do with it, the media succeeded in convincing people at the time that this was literally Hitler and anyone associated with it needed to go to jail for 100 years. Even Orangemen fell for it.

I saw a ghost video where the ghost of someone's kitty kot is seen on their security camera in their home.

imagine going back in a time machine and not becoming a loser

>>213540790
this is sad
but also funny

>>213541285
I'm already not a losef

We buried him in the back yard and we marked his grave with this stone thing with a sun and moon etched on it.

The breakfast.

>>213541064
;_;7

>>213541308
RIP

>>213541064
Sorry. You're going to keep thinking you saw or heard him or you're to think he's somewhere on instinct, like in the morning expecting him to come meowing for food or when walking in the house at night watching in case you walk into him. It sucks. You will slowly lose these instincts which is bittersweet in a way.

>>213541310
Jason would be so easy to rape

>>213541308
*Hugs*

>>213541308
Are you chinese

>>213541364
A MILF or femboy could rape me, but weird faggots would get shot.

Netflix just released another WMLF romantic movie, how does that one latinx anon here feel about that? The man is British too so it's total Anglo domination

Which fictional character and/or internet celebrity have you constructed your entire personality around? For me, it’s Nick Mullen.

>>213541391
They would shoot you first an experienced rapist knows to expect a gun, you'd be disarmed and face down assup within seconds

>>213541306
This shit was not funny

>>213541064

>>213540660
all these interactive choices lack (gameplay) depth and consequences because:
losing in DE is no more consequential than making a wrong move with a rubik's cube.
you can turn to the wrong page in a CYOA book, but you can always make up for this mistake by being exhaustive. here is an example for contrariety: making a wrong move in minesweeper means you have to start a new game, and so to progress further in minesweeper, you need to develop knowledge and skill in the game. Whereas in DE, you can just click on things you haven't clicked before to progress the story if you hit a "lose" state.

to address the point of character builds in DE: those are 99.99% narrative changes. there is no part of the game where progressing to the end of the story is dependent on making intelligent build decisions.

>>213541419
it was the funniest shit

>>213541412
I swing back and forth between hating him and wanting to have gay sex with him

>>213541412
Meta NPC conversation
Genuine meta NPC conversation

>>213540894
BLACKED is so much more subversive than that. First of all, the black actors use steroids to make their penises bigger. Combine that with the fact that BLACKED uses only black actors with large phalluses, and the casual viewer is made to believe that all black men are indeed carriers of le "beebeesee". This isn't even remotely true when looking at size comparisons around the world. Not only doe sit give the false impression of blacks having large penises, but the female actors are just very good porn actors. Regular viewers then look at their reactions and the fakery involved and think "Damn, how can whitebois even compete". Truth is, those whores would probably not feel a dick in them if they were raped in their sleep considering how gaped those vaginas are. Add to all that the fact that Lansky, a KIKE, and his team of jewish degenerates produce BLACKED porn as well as TUSHY and all the other degenerate jewish porn, and you'll realize BLACKED, and all pornography by extension, is a subversive cancer on modern men, modern society. This is why the only reasonable solution to porn is to hang every pornographer on live television.

>>213541422
Buy another cat instead of making a sad reddit video.....

>>213541412
Literally who

>>213541412
Rodney Mullen

>>213541390
No. We are Germanic.

i don't consume pornography with jewish influences

>>213541514
All porn is inherently Jewish except JAV

>>213541514
This

>>213541470
Tbh go on any forum for men with small or average penises. And there's always a black man who is complaining that he bibisi meme is only hurt him cause his dick isn't that large

>>213541546
I DO NOT CONSUME PORNOGRAPHY WITH JEWISH INFLUENCES!

Prime Nick Diaz vs prime Conor McGregor who wins

>>213541546
asians are peak coomers

bros got a whole opening paragraph prepared for his essay on blacked

>>213541335
>>213541382
Thank you for your kind words.

>>213541575
probably nick. prime conor never really solved the inferior diaz

Big fan of crustox

>>213541617
In the future I might get a full infographic going.

>>213541300
prove it

>>213541701
could you explain the BLACKED/SHITTED controversy to me?

>>213541737
wtf?

>>213541737
What exactly? Rimming being too common in IR scenes? Brown people being obsessed with jewish porn? Or "anal sex is jewish sex"?

>>213541814
>>213541881
newfags, both of you

Anal sex is just violence against women, and I say this as a woman-hating incel

>>213541897
That meme was hilarious when it first came out, based Finnish autism anon

>>213541727
I'm in a girls bed right this second

>>213541917
>those covers
Is she 12 or spinny?

>>213541917
100% Torta

>>213541897
>ITS JUST A JOKE BRO
No, its a plague on society. All pornographers need to be hanged.

>>213542005
Cool it with the antisemitism

might have a cheeky fap and a nap
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1754504662129156.webm

>>213542047

im sorry for being american

>>213541943
>>213541993
Haha I was being disingenuous, this is the guest bed in my aunts house where I am staying.
Don't worry incels, you don't have to be jealous of me today!

>>213542130
'dditjeet on a proxh

this jeffrey epstein seems quite well connected

>>213542130
I'm not. Why should I be?

any girls here want to marry me

>>213542132
>pink lighter
ZESTY

>>213542132
Your mom looks like Marie from everybody loves raymond and she wears leopard print underwear.
>>213542139
Is your aunt hot? You should fuck her hairy pussy.

>>213542192
Oof this is cringe

>>213542188
i won't respond to that retarded statement no matter how many times you post it

>>213542168
In my cuntree the new Prime Minister had multiple photos with Ghislaine Maxwell but that's perfectly fine o algo

>>213542224
You already posted a picture of her and her leopard print purse. We all know she wears leopard print underwear too.

>>213542192
Powerful

>>213542224
I bought ajvar today at Aldi for 0,99€

The theory of evolution and the theory of relativity are both false.

>my son "goat of the cumgen" doesn't wipe his butt when he poops

>>213542315
good man

>>213542355
why

>>213542355
Well, since the overwhelming evidence indicates the contrary, the burden of proof is on you.
Why are these theories false?

>>213542358
kek

I don’t believe in germ theory

I don't try, I don't cry
Spend my days locked inside
Waste away as time flies by
I wait the day when I will die

>>213542358
Every Yugoslavian woman over the age of 55 looks like this, its true

>Germ "theory"
it's not even a theory at this point

>>213542403
What are these?

drinking a macchiato

>>213542439
Jewish CGI tricks

It's the Jews fault that I get sick when I don't wash my hands after touching poop

>>213542380
Are you a /dbs/ poster?

Women being whores and gangbangs and such usually disgust me, but I find oneeshota gangbangs in hentai, like a teacher fucking all her students, surprisingly fine.

>>213542438
Dumb nigger doesn’t know the meaning of the word theory….
>>213542439
Notice how it’s always an electronic microscope that you need to see these
Why? Because it’s CGI

I can relate to my alcoholic grandpa way more now that i'm a drug addict like he was

>>213542519
>I don't wash my hands after touching poop
That would be the jeets

wish i had a job

My main goal is to blow up and act like I don’t know nobody

Charles Darwin was a Freemason who wanted to turn people away from Christianity with his made up pseudo-science of evolution which isn't real. Animal species can adapt within the boundaries of what is possible within the blueprint of that species but they don't turn into a different species.
Albert Einstein was a globalist and a socialist and a Zionist who worked for the New World Order and he was widely discredited by real scientists such as Nikola Tesla. Einstein wanted to overthrow the old Christian order of white America and Europe and put them under the control of the Zionistic one world socialist government. Relativity is full of contradictions and logical fallacies such as begging the question.

>>213542580
don't matter
your hood don't claim you

>>213542380
But that's Goku's wife

>>213542608
i went to your hood, no one there knew you

/cum/: The General with the Worst Opinion havers

>>213542589
>Relativity is full of contradictions and logical fallacies such as begging the question.
Name some more, and elaborate on how it's begging the question.

>>213542589
Why bait like this it's not even creative

The only problem with the Theory of Relativity is that it doesn't work with the Theory of Quantum Mechanics
This is why the search for the "Theory of Everything" is so difficult

>>213542589
I think the evidence for evolution is pretty weak and even convoluted but it does explain a lot about human behavior

>>213542672
That post is extremely mentally ill and sincerely believes what he's typing. He's a religious incel neet

>>213542728
>pretty weak
Why are elephants developing shorter tusks in real time as humans hunt all the ones with large tusks?

>>213542758
Adaptation
Even ancient people knew they could breed dogs to get what they wanted, that isn't really evolution. Idk why people act like darwins finches is some profound proof

I'm sure the scholars of /cum/ have a very firm grasp on theoretical physics and all, but this discussion is VERY boring. I wish you'd stop

>>213542802
An Adaptation is a product of evolution

>>213542803
I wish you'd stop being a whiny faggot but here you are

>>213542758
He already coped this away with "small changes within the blueprints..." Which has been the primary cope for observed evolution. They call it "microevolution"

>>213542803
Science deniers piss me off so much I feel like they are personally insulting me I'm sorry I can't resist the bait

>>213539833 (OP)
The DS version of this was good

We've got some /sci/ posters here who should definitely submit all this hard proof debunking scientific theories to professors in rambling emails.

>>213542839
Not necessarily, that's a preconception on your part
It doesn't demonstrate the changing of one animal to another, only characteristics of the same animal change. Like I said, this has been observed forever, that's not really what people mean when they bring up evolution

>had a dream where i was shot by lil durk for associating with quando rondo and doing a feature on a lul tim track.
fuck you america for doing this to me

>>213542864
Scientist deniers arent science deniers, think for yourself

>>213542885
>It doesn't demonstrate the changing of one animal to another
Does any single step in evolution demonstrate this? No. It happens over the course of thousands to millions of years. It's a gradient

Women are so much easier to deal with than men, and I say this as a man. I don't know if it's just trauma with my father, or if this is the case in other regards, but it is indescribably easier to work with female public servants and customer representatives than it is male ones. I feel tears of joy welling up from having gotten a helpful female public servant, after having dealt with an unhelpful male one just beforehand. I love women so much it's unreal. Maybe it's because I'm a wizard and don't care if they fuck me?

I'm just gonna start smiling at people.

>>213542942
I agree, they are easier to make friends with to. I feel gay if I ask a new guy friend if he wants to hangout, but women are easy to hang out with

>>213542935
Yeah and in each case, many assumptions are made between every major change. It's never been actually observed or tracked to any meaningful degree. Case in point, your example about the elephants lacks 99.9% of the substance that would have been necessary to make your case, you simply made the presumption that it proved what you meant

>>213542885
You are yourself operating off of a preconception, that small changes in an animal isn't one animal changing into another. But that's all it can be

>go hiking in the woods in Nova Scotia
>that’ll be a $25,000 fine buddy

>>213542986
>It's never been actually observed or tracked to any meaningful degree.
Yes it has, we can retroactively observe it through the fossil record both in actual fossils and in our genetics. This is how we build phylogenetic trees

>>213542935
don't bother explaining this to him, he unironically thinks AIDS isn't real
I wonder how he would explain fermentation

>>213543008
>But that's all it can be
You're closed minded, and presenting any other possibility would cause you to lash out and ridicule me

Regardless, if I did present another possibility, it would still be me making more assumptions that I'd need to back up.

>>213542924
There's" thinking for yourself" and then there's actually thinking for yourself. Saying "evolution isn't real because we can't watch a snake become a pigeon in real time and also the bible" isn't thinking for yourself

Why is everyone on nextdoor such a paranoid psychopath? Like 4-5 times a day I get an alert that there's "someone suspicious walking around the street" and there's always some wannabe tough guy who's like "I SAW SOMEONE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND I QUICKLY RAN INSIDE AND GRABBED A GUN TO DEFEND MYSELF" and then attached picture is just like a city electric worker, in a city uniform standing next to a city electric truck, repairing a power line or some shit

>>213542942
>I don't know if it's just trauma with my father
Lol you were raised by a single mother jason

>>213543080
what color was his skin

>>213543021
Fossil records are full of gaps and assumptions, and reading evolution into genetics is a projection of materialist worldview
>>213543070
Denying the factual reality of evolution because it hasn't been observed is why it's a theory. You just take it for granted because you don't care to explore other possibilities, actually because other possibilities make you angry. You're no different from a religious person in this regard

>>213543115
White, electricians are almost always white, mexicans and blacks do construction instead

Baking bread

>>213543113
No, my father used to get drunk and beat the shit out of me and belittle me.

>>213543129
What other possibilities?

And drinking a latte from a cute little small town coffee shop

>>213543156
Clearly he didn't beat you hard enough considering how you turned out

>>213543156
WHERE THERE'S A WHIP
THERE'S A WAY
WHERE THERE'S A WHIP
THERE'S A WAY

WE DONT WANNA GO TO WAR TODAY
BUT THE LORD OF THE LASH SAYS NAY NAY NAY

>>213543118
>>213543161
https://youtu.be/VMHHtxN1d7o

>>213542986
>it has never been observed
It has, and more than a few times
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bird_%28finch%29?wprov=sfla1

>>213543181
Guarantee you if he'd beat me any harder I would've gone further in whatever direction you don't like.

>>213543193
WE'RE GONNA MARCH ALL DAAAY ALL DAAAAY ALL DAAAAAY
(HEEEY-OOOH)
WHERE THERE'S A WHIP THERE'S A WAY

>>213543206
I'm going to choose the theory with mountains of evidence over a story written by some schizo old men 2000 years ago, thanks

>>213543067
>you're closed minded
No, I accept that things can happen without me having to sit and witness the whole thing. If you have any idea of another possibility, than present one

>>213543222
If he had beat you harder you wouldn't have trooned out

I'm a non-materialist who unironically believes in reincarnation and I believe in evolution

My parents never hit me.

>>213543161
We are operating under different frameworks that each require assumptions in order to fully grasp them. It's why religious people are heard as "we were made magically by a sky daddy" and evolutionists are heard as "we came from monkeys". There's too much lack of understanding to meaningfully explain an alternative possibility here that wouldn't cause you to just mock me immediately. You can go out of your way to learn about these things if you really care

>>213543118
We is all connected

>>213543274
>parents never hit me
>parents
Yeah because you only had 1 L O L

>>213543275
Okay well religion is one big assumption while evolution is a robust evidence-heavy framework with educated guesses

>>213543129
>other possibilities
Such as? This is why the internet was a mistake. It goves midwit faggots every excuse to believe they know everything

every unexpected click or snap or pop makes me jump like a rabbit

>>213543262
I'm not a troon though.
But troons are based for making you seethe.

>>213542380
true

I like the Catholic Church's social teachings even if the supernatural aspects of their theology are hard to believe. Protestants win hands down for sacred music though.

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>>213543365
The pope and 90+% of catholics believe in evolution, the vocal minorities spew their diarrhea on 4chan since no one can shame them for it

>>213543325
>>213543328
Youve both already made the decision to not take other sides seriously, so at that point there is literally nothing I can say. You don't realize how much your own worldview is dependent upon faith, and how you're just as captured mentally as the religious people. Evidence is subject to interpretation, just like religious scripture. You choose to not pay attention to the other side just like the various religious denominations

>>213543365
You like black people and jews and racemixing?

Why are you imposing Gigatariffs on Switzerland, I thought you want cheap meds (Roche) and slop (Nestle)?

>>213543365
Thoughts on the Orthodox and Oriental Catholic churches?

>>213543274
my father did spank me as a toddler and slap me around a few times as a teenager, none of which were deserved and more about his anger issues and me not agreeing with him on whatever the topic was.

>>213543427
I'm not doing that. I didn't vote for that either.
Who are you addressing?

>>213543445
Ok, except you.

>>213543412
The "other side" has never once given me any reason to take them seriously because their evidence hinges on a book written 2000 years ago. That's it.
Evolution has physical evidence. That's a hell of a lot more convincing even if it's up to interpretation.
I'm done engaging with you.
Fuck I wish I were as stupid as you, I'd probably be a lot happier

>>213543429
Jay Dyer is Orthodox.
https://youtu.be/koC36NcCrzg

>>213543487
>Fuck I wish I were as stupid as you
This is what I mean. I haven't presented anything but even just the sheer of your religious faith in evolution being wrong upsets you. I've lost before I started.

>>213543275
>nonanswer
Every fucking time. If you can't even demonstrate why you believe as you do, it's because you have a shit opinion

>>213543508
The sheer possibility*
I really fucking hate typos
>>213543514
>If you can't even demonstrate why you believe as you do, it's because you have a shit opinion
I never said I can't. You demonstrate an unwillingness to hear. Im insulted before I start.

>Luke 2: "On the eighth day, when it was time to circumcise the child, he was named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he was conceived."

>>213543508
You misunderstood what faith means. Religious people call it faith because they know their is no evidence, but they believe it anyway. That's not like an insult either, that's why it's called faith, they have faith in their believes.

>>213543412
>you've both already made the decision to not take other sides seriously
Yes, because so far the "other sides" have made no serious attempt at a counter example. If all you can say is "uh ya well it could be something else, I don't know what though" then it's not to be taken seriously

that feeling when you burp

you guys ever have a real nice piece of bread with just butter on it and think it's the best thing in the world?

>>213543540
In fact, you've said you can almost every post. But have yet to actually do so once. not a serious argument

>>213543378
Calling you because he lives far away L O L

>>213543592
i love you

>>213543548
Faith can be secure or insecure. If the possibility of your faith being wrong startles you and makes you angry, it is insecure

>>213543614
But this isn't about "the possibility of it being wrong", this is about ignorant retards dismissing something that is obviously true

I'M SO TALL, CAN'T GET OVER ME
I'M SO LOW, CAN'T GET UNDER ME
I MUST BE ALL THESE THINGS
FOR I JUST THREW OUT THE LOVE OF MY DREAMS

HE IS IN MY EYES, HE IS IN MY EARS
HE IS IN MY BLOOD, HE IS IN MY TEARS
I BREATHE LOVE, AND SEE HIM EVERYDAY
EVEN THOUGH MY LOVE IS A WORLD AWAY

OH, HE'S GOT ME WONDERING
MY RIGHTEOUSNESS IS CRUMBLING

>>213543637
>that is obviously true
You aren't aware of your own faithful assumptions, like that common genetics indicates a common ancestor.

But my point is, it is not possible for me to share an alternative here, because you've already made up your mind that it is obviously true. You have a religious faith

I don't think Christianity and evolution contradict eachother.
An all powerful God could set off the chain of events necessary for humans to evolve over the course of 4 billion years.

>>213543394
Yeah and two of the historically most Catholic countries (France and Italy) are modern scientific societies
>>213543429
I don't know much about them other than a bit about their geography.

>>213543698
Yes they do.

>>213543687
It's not a religious faith for the reasons I just said. I see facts and evidence, and my opinion is based on that. It's different from believing in God because you know it in your heart to be true.

Part of growing up and being secure in your *beliefs* is knowing that everything is subject to correction and change

God is the one who lets the jews get away with everything you should hate him

>>213543758
>>213543758
>>213543758

>>213543745
What if that statement is incorrect?

>>213543745
Evolution gets changed all the time. There is a fierce debate about whether sponges or comb jellies were the first animals to evolve

>>213543769
Then it's subject to correction and change
>>213543772
You're still operating under the given assumption that evoution is a fact in itself above change. You've made evolution into a god
>Our understanding of God changes but God himself remains the same

>>213542192
The Jews stick a chesty White actress in a pair of jeans, and folks lose their minds to the point they're all but equating it to Uncle Addy concretizing power as Der Führer in '34. No, you're not "so back". More like, you're so KEKED. Because the Jews feed you Goyslop and you lap it up like it's your mother's homecooking. You do know the entirety of the advertising biz is controlled by Shlomo and Chaim, right? And y'all do know that American Eagle Outfitters is owned by the ultra-Zionist, Talmud-printing, Kabbalistic fanatic Schottenstein family, don't you? Please, Gentlemen... PLEASE. Do better.

>>213543541
You were circumcized even earlier than the 8th day

Jason, an atheist, lives a miserable life
Proof of God’s wrath?

>>213543592
it's carbs and fat. of course it tastes good.