the happy couple edition

Rorke going for a slap up tea at the Tesco Extra cafe

>Starting in December 2025 in Australia you will be required to use ID in order to use Apple and Google Maps on your phone.

I don't know how the Aussies always one up us on gulag shit

so this is sir rorke

>>213541298 (OP)
bob geldof had michael hutchence murdered

>>213539380
>>213539380
The real new

hate neighbors so much

this is the thread

how could he grope

just done a poo scream

*snorts and laughs like that fat bitch from The Big Bang Theory*

Bloody bastard new
I had an early light dinner and I'm thinking another might be in order before beddington.
Don't wear any jewellery me, whores and their trinkets you see.

no luck stopping them boats then?

remember around the time of Holly and Jessica all the older boys would tell us that ian huntly had escaped and was hiding in the bushes to murder us

ghislaine Maxwell rape arse

>trying to get my first UK passport
>got my US passport with no trouble
>meanwhile his majesty's passport office wants a bunch more documents so that I can go by my middle initial instead of my middle name (like on every single US document I have except my birth cert)

Americans have really outdone us with nonce hunting
Saw a video of a gay nonce on meth who kept begging to get medication so he could do a poo
Then he got in his car, backed up and hit a rock and got stuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rivFCwwvoh8

>>213541392
fake news

wish i could travel to work like this

So this is it then.

Life, as it were.

US prison system is mad to me
You can ust be put in prison all over the country
They moved Ghilaine fro Florida to Texas
Something suspicious is up

>>213541580
can hardly call it living

>>213541578

>>213541473
Not victim blaming BUT
>soho
>soho massage parlour
>Gets naked
>male masseuse

I fucking HATE crop-sensor cameras.

>>213541578
thats how poo travels through my intestines then out my bum

>>213541602
always makes me laugh

>>213541602
how

Women will dillydally in front of the camera with their tits out and wonder why they get raped and killed at disproportionate rates.

Not saying my life is shit but if you gave me a loaded gun I would probably shoot myself immediately

>>213541660
They do it because I tell them to

>>213541406
lazing about as usual I see rorke

>>213541473
>guy’s name is Lingam Lingam
doesn’t that mean penis penis? any esoteric man in to confirm?

>>213541667
it not right

>>213541683
I'd walk somewhere nice, have a beer, and then pull the trigger.

Dad's got dementia and I might be homeless in a few weeks give or take. Happy to end it watching a stream flow or something

>>213541473
i mean that place is obviously a rub and tug but he should be deported

>>213541667
crying thinken about violence against women epidemic

why don’t the women simply have a man protect them?

he lost

White women are so over

>>213541770
Some good news

>>213541726
Any way to tell the early onset signs lad?
Dadberg is 72 and has always drunk a lot, pretty sure he is gonna end up with vascular dementia or something related

>>213541770
Why didn't he shoot it

>>213541726
What’s a stream flow

>>213541770
I probably wouldn't go after the bull named The Black Death

>>213541768
personally I think women shouldn't go out with a male escorting them and they should dress modestly to not draw attention to themselves

>>213541780
I'll let them know

ate a bunch of blueberry pie oreos and my poo is green

>>213541799
Your dad is old as fuck that’s how old my granddad is

I HATE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE SON OF A BITCH

>>213541799
Pausing to think of the right word to say often, not being able to tell what day or date it is, confusing people and places often. Just signs to watch out for.

>>213541802
A river flow by. I'd actually go to where I used to walk the dog down by the Severn and watch the sunset.

Unironically got no reason to live anymore.

>>213541726
i'm sorry about your dad. my friend's dad has dementia it's such a painful difficult thing

>>213541851
the same thing happened to me after eating a bunch of blueberries the other day, also some berries looked fully intact like I hadn't chewed them at all

>>213541853
All my grandparents are dead, mums dead too.
Dadberg always said he had me and my bro too late, he was like 42.
I'm 30, save you some maths, you see

>>213541728
i used to get massages at the chinese massage parlor near once a week to ease up the muscles when i was really into sports
dont like handies so i pushed her away when she proposed but couldnt say no to a wet mouth especially since i could go unprotected

My gran's got dementia and I couldn't give less of a fuck cause she used to lock me in the shed at the bottom of the garden and let spiders crawl all over me

dont have any grandads anymore just got two grans

>>213541821
okay mohammad whatever you say

>>213541949
scream

>>213541949
fair enough

BT say they don't throttle your connection but i'm sure something is going on

>>213541940
gross

>>213541958
thought you weren't allowed to post this

>>213541907
He's not there yet but his dads mind went before he died.
It's a terrible situation to be in lad, hang in there bro.

rorke's 90 year old da

>>213541920
I've worked in care homes so I'm used to it, but the majority of my memories recently are him happily walking or playing with the dog. When I miss home, I miss him, I miss my dog, I miss everything.

When I lived with him I was a NEET, but now I've moved out I've been looking for work and the job market is fucked. I'd rather kill myself than go through the despair and turmoil of simply hoping I'll have the good fortune of grovelling to some cunt on the other end of a computer for a job I'm overqualified for to pay me minimum wage so I can spend the rest of my days dead on the inside.

Life is so fucking pointless when you think about it

know I should turn off the light in the bathroom before going to bed, but I didn't

actually quite like the black people i work with
even though they're like london blacks, they're nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

We all know it.

>>213541770
the guys that do it are probably scumbags but this kind of hunting is good for animal conservation, hence why it's allowed in the first place

sir queer barmer

>>213542071
We all know what

>>213542081
I'm struggling with alcohol and addicted to work

bt throttled my gran

>>213542111
84 I reckon

rorkes da getting denied finance options when trying to purchase a 2016 skoda octavia

>>213541936
> I'm 30
Damn unc

>>213542025
Sorry to hear mate, make the most of the time you have between now and then. And just remember, they will always love you no matter what

>>213542081
ktim if I was in Japan

The entire family perished.

>>213542071
peaked in once upon a time in america

>>213542142
no this can't be happening I pay my 8 pound SIM only bill every month!

I will die but the bottle of ink I bought last year will be still full

Have 1 trillion questions for the white south african that posts here but he would never answer any of them

/brit/ is a yetzer hara trap

>>213542143
If you walked into the kitchen and saw my dick hanging low and me eating out of the pot, what would you do?

>>213542196
No use dying over spilled ink

How easy is it to get a wfh job in which you do basically nothing?

performing a drunk currently
might extend the performance to a MASSIVE drunk and call in sick to toil tomorrow

>>213542177
bet that turns you on sick freak

>>213542220
>white

>>213542099
true for some animals but i don't see much saying they're a pest or causing ecological damage

>>213542251
reckon i work 7 hours a week

my toilberg is a massive spakoid and asks me to do stuff on excel which i in turn ask co pilot to do for me, worried when he gets onto my ruse

>>213542251
Wrapped up tighter than a nuns cloister, you'd have better luck trying to stick your dick in a coke bottle

>>213542251
For a normie with a degree? Easy

For a sperg without one? Impossible

I never asked to be born

>>213542251
best you could do is hybrid

seriously tho

why do drag queens NEED to read books to children like

>>213542034
it is ultimately pointless but killing yourself isn't actually that easy either and if life is pointless then so is death

>Nova Scotia’s Premiere just banned going into the woods for any reason.

wanking to that anus thread that got linked earlier

Didn't think Irish people had the whole rape thing in them

Sticking an akrapovic on a Tesla and letting the batty roar

>>213542320

>>213542258
Woah, steady on there big lad.
Do you think you have what it takes to undertake the massive drunk and still turn up to work tomorrow?

>>213542364
Illegal

>>213542251
You need to actually do something for a while and then slide yourself into obscurity.
It's actually more stressful pretending you have work to do than actually doing it.

Currently waiting on leftypols comment

wonder what it would be like to fuck a cat's arse

When Tommy Robinson was detained last night, he was arrested by @metpoliceuk for these social media posts.

S179 Online Safety Act - Without reasonable excuse sent a message conveying information known to be false intending, at the time of sending, the message, or the information in it, to cause non-trivial psychological or physical harm to a likely audience.

S127(1) Communications Act - A person is guilty of an offence if he:
(a)sends by means of a public electronic communications network a message or other matter that is grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character; or
(b)causes any such message or matter to be so sent.

Feel so sorry for dele alli

>>213542377
sexo

>>213542356
It's only difficult because they outlaw fucking suicide methods.

If I had a gun it'd be a nice walk down to the river and then pop and some poor cunt has to clean up 10 yards worth of brain matter and blood.

>>213542399
>gift this article free

that's rorke's christmas sorted

>>213542417
reckon he has a nice knob?

>>213542399

>>213542298
would be extremely easy for me

>>213542363
yeah canada is on fire rn

>>213542390
like to see keith stop me

where is the maddest place you've had a piss?

>>213542462
I did say you'd have better luck

forgot I told that lad earlier that I'd watch that Lucy Letby channel 4 documentary he was punting, fuck

I did pirate it as well so I will actually watch it but can't now as I'm going to bed. If you're here sorry lad but I will watch it some time later this week I promise x

Buried deep in the UK Online safety act section 122 (2)(a)(iii) is the legislation giving Ofcom the power to do exactly the same as Ireland and use client-side scanning!

They want your private messages, directly from your phone, before you even send them …

>>213542529
make sure you wank to it x

>>213542399
would

>>213542495
top of blackpool tower on the viewing platform into one of those tall cups

>>213542529
she's INNOCENT

>>213542495
up against a barricade of an ice rink in belgium

filmon has my booze and hes on a bike on the way here

>>213542297
are you not allowed to use copilot? we're "encouraged" to use it but i don't know anyone who does

britain is actually worse than China now

>>213542431
it's nice to think that but there's nothing stopping you from jumping in front of a train except for your desire to live. it's okay to admit you want to live, you can still feel you want to die at the same time it's not like you have to give that part of you up

>>213542570
Unlike the children she murdered?

told my son simply to calmly remind his bullies that he has done nothing wrong. was that bad advice?

>>213542599
have a cheeky personal install for it and chatgpt pro

genuinely how do we prevent this?

>>213542617
Not him but I'd rather the location and style of my death be much more in my control, also some privacy would be nice which I wouldn't get with a train

raping my own arse at 999999mph

I WANT HUMANS TO EXPLORE THE GALAXY IN MY LIFETIME.
I WANT STAR TREK TO BE REAL.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>A wealthy recruitment boss who threatened to gang rape and set alight a Virgin Atlantic stewardess has been jailed for 15 months.
>Salman Iftikhar, 37, was staying in first class with his wife and three children when he unleashed a vile tirade on Angie Walsh at 39,000 feet during a flight from London Heathrow to Lahore.
Why do pakis keep losing their cool on flights?

greek week in lidl, bought some tzatziki and halloumi
corr

>>213542711
Had they reached 40,000 feet he would have done it

he has though

>>213542670
Alabama, Arkansas, I do love my Ma and Pa
Not the way that I do love you
Well, holy moly, me oh my, you're the apple of my eye
Girl, I never loved one like you
Man, oh, man, you're my best friend, I scream it to the nothingness
There ain't nothing that I need
Well, hot and heavy pumpkin pie
Chocolate candy, Jesus Christ
There ain't nothing please me more than you

>>213542750
Banger alert

mikey

PLEASE watch next Thursday.
This is the final ever UN nation to play a football game for the first time.
It will literally never happen ever again.

>>213542656
I actually heard that the water in London is cleaner than it's been in a while and seals started showing up

Peloponnesian War in Lidl

>>213542726
my dad enjoys aircraft photography

I suspect he has autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy0SUqfKqeg

You Are Not My Bank

>>213542735
gwan you greek loving fucker

>>213542775
It’s not like the UN won’t crumble in the next few years due to WW3 so I don’t care that much

>>213542825
decent scran that

>>213542775
remember that time we went like 50-0 against samoa or whatever lol

scrandle is biased

Realized I’ve been living off 1500 calories or less per day this entire year, feel great honestly

>>213542787
are these poo seals?

Wank Bank Quantitative Easing

>>213542825

>>213542790
good

>>213542669
sure and when you're that picky about it you obviously prefer living to dying. we all choose to live and we should stand behind that choice like adults

can’t stop scranning pepperjack cheese

>Realized I’ve been living off 1500 calories or less per day this entire year, feel great honestly

Thought about "yhe fvckin binble" yesterday on a walk and starting smirking, snorting, almost laughed

The norwood -3

>>213542938
Who's a good boy

>GPT says Surrey is more expensive than London
that's bollocks, right?
Real estate cunts tell me South London is cheaper than North London so I can't see that being true at all.

dickinson's meal deal

*finishes spaff* This Wank Has Meant Nothing.

>>213542976
dick in sons

>attending a wedding the weekend after next
>endless cocktails
>people from office will be there

I'm going to get fired aren't I lads

>>213542775
What are the bookies saying?

2000 years ago: Eureka!
Today: Spaffing Nora!

>>213543019
The boundaries are soon to be overstepped

>>213542953
grim

>>213543019
just don't get too drunk and start overstepping boundaries so they don't want to see you again

i got

POO DRUNK

and i kept

OVER SHLEPPING

SHLOUNDARIES!

Ofcom is committed to driving change through both supervisory engagement and enforcement action as appropriate. As part of our supervisory programme, we have a dedicated taskforce dealing with ‘small but risky services’.

The taskforce is already operational. Staffing levels within the taskforce vary according to operational needs, with staff drawn from teams across Ofcom. The taskforce has been in operation since the summer of 2024, and is in daily communication to progress key areas of work.

Enforcement action can include issuing significant financial penalties, requiring providers to make specific changes, and – in the most serious cases of continued non-compliance (or where we consider non-compliance likely) – applying to the courts to block access to sites in the UK, or restricting the supply of services to the service provider (such as advertising or payment services).

>>213543128
quiet

>>213543128
>Staffing levels within the taskforce vary according to operational needs
lmao

just watched that video of the vietnamese guy who paid another vietnamese guy to decapitate him with a meatcleaver while he was jerking off as it was his fetish to be decapitated

then he ate the dead bloke's body

surprised me just how much blood there was, and just how easily someone is decapitated. it was like 3 or 4 swings

really regret that.

more like mc conalds these days

>>213543168
#WorkBants

sorry for earthrocking

>>213543172
send link mate I'm eating I love shit like this.

>>213543128
>applying to the courts to block access to sites in the UK
go on then chop chop

>Misinformation and Disinformation Advisory
Committee

>>213543172

>>213543168
Class

>>213543168
bloke must genuinely be 155cm
christ

>>213543192
>tf
>tp

>>213543172
>as it was his fetish to be decapitated
Unironically how do you even figure this out? You don't even get to enjoy it because you're dead afterwards

Hooked a " Left then Right"
Good Night
Landed clean into the Skip

April 4th, 2048

Wanked to some trap futa porn...

>>213543251
Stolen Valour Gimmick, that's a red card ref

>>213543128
wonder if they'll think 4chan is a serious enough case to take it to court. maybe they actually want to keep it unblocked

>>213542953
I love mulatto women so darn much

>>213543172
i choose to believe it's not real

Love a bit of schoolgirlspotting

I HAVE JUST SHAT
JUST SHAT
JUST SHAT

>>213543299
They can't take a US company to court so they'll end up forcing an IP block.

In a couple of months, unironically, you will need a VPN to browse or post on this place. Same thing happend with RT.

>>213543345
only a tiny piece
LIKE AN ONION

My grandma asked me to set up her printer the other day so I did
It's wireless. Walked past the other day and made it print out 30 pictures of the poo kebab
Wonder if she's noticed or thinks it's me

C’berge is dog tired and falling asleep everywhere but is still trying to play
Silly bugger

Keir starmer would not last 1 minute in my hood

>>213543347
It's takes 5 seconds to get around the RT block. It's just a DNS block

>>213543244
i imagine he developed it watching other people get decapitated. wrong'un

there's also the whole asphyxi-wank stuff where you supposedly cum hard just as you're about to pass out. so in that literal 0.5s between his cumming and when the cleaver swung he probably felt good

RING MY DING
AND SUCK MY DONG

getting blacked

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753316071266964.webm

>>213543384
Using swentr? Or an alternative DNS server?

>>213543347
Oh now we’ve got to two more months have we 2016mong lol

>>213543347
The blocking is done on DNS, which is what they've done prior for pirate bay and that
But nobody here is using their isps DNS are they? haha

>>213543405
weirdo

>>213543347
well yeah, the application to the court would be to get permission to tell isp's to block the site

>>213543405
White excellence

I'm naked in bed rn

>>213543420
By going into my Firefox settings and changing the DNS over HTTPS setting to Increased Protection or Max Protection which defaults to Cloudflare DNS

any of you lot remember barry proudfoot?

>>213543482
nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KFOHYck3hQ

>>213543480
Fuck me it's that simple. Always thought you needed to set the IP of the custom DNS server. Surely they'll make it an IP block.

we ain't goin' to heaven

>>213543172
wish I hadn't watched this now fucking hell

not fair how they had pointy tits in the 70s

just had to explain to my da that hunter schafer is a fella with a nob. he just kept going "but there's tits?" and I had to keep reminding him that bolt-ons have been a thing for decades. man couldn't wrap his mind around the idea of bolt-ons being bolted-on without there having been something to work with there to begin with. grim conversation the trannies have foisted upon me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRA1U_RrFr4
The biomass unmasked

>>213543591
Stay strong

>>213543591
why does your dad know hunter schafer?

I would be an amazing canary in the coal mine. I’m so sensitive…

>>213543172
I need to see it again
Did the guy who killed him get prosecuted?

>>213543630
was in a film he was watching. dunno what the film was. looked like maybe a horror or a thriller in a hospital setting?

>>213543648
Watch many of her films, does he?

>>213543648
cuckoo

>>213543668
*His

And no, he didnt seem to know who they were when I said "that there's that fella".

Why aren’t there any more Roman action games? Pic related was mid as fuck but I just want a good action game about smashing barbarians for the glory of Rome

Watching Walker, Texas Ranger

>>213543701
loool your dad wants to shag hunter

>>213543172
saw this yesterday and now i got the story, i thought it was fake first
the gift that keeps on giving

>>213543705
It's hard to make a Roman action game. All of the interesting parts of Rome are in the politics and in the battle tactics. An action game strips away both.

sick of it all

>>213543713
he told me i have grids :(

>wage a genocide against a people you occupy
>everyone has a lost a loved one
>carry out a starvation policy where only the toughest, most ruthless people survive
>the weak are weeded our by the process
> many survivors are now some of the hardest cunts on the planet and will inevitably join the resistance

Israel investing in a future Oct 7th

neoliberal meal

>>213543701
Yeah mate, he didn't know who they were.

Sure.

got 2 live crew on

>>213543705
I remember being really impressed with the graphics in that game and you got to go to Roman Britain and fight Boudica which was silly but fun.

no i will NOT spell check the slags name

>>213543557
warned you it was awful mate

>>213543762
how much blood would come out that vein if you sliced it open

>>213543788
*He was

Why would a middle aged man know who Hunter Schafer is? He only watches horror movies lol

I Need To See All Your Dick's Squidging That Pearly Nectar

>>213543813
?

might watch that bonnie blue doc

First trailer for ‘COLD STORAGE’, starring Liam Neeson, Joe Keery and Georgina Campbell.

The comedic thriller follows a fungus stored in a government facility that escapes and wreaks havoc on the world.

In theaters in 2026.

Sitting on so much cash, I don't know if I should invest this in the S&P500 now or wait for a drop and split my investments between that and individual stocks

I believe she's my mommy. I remember I was inside her before I was born.

>>213543815
Why would they indeed

>>213543813
face like a slapped arse

>>213543836
cwltshc

choose wisely!

>>213543863
Just buy the stocks don't try to time the market

>>213543881
she loves lord of the rings

Have you ever tried gumbo?

>>213543919
yeah

>>213543898
Elizabeth

>>213543898
Simran looks like a bitch
Elizabeth looks nice

>>213543902
Buy stocks instead of an index fund?

Don't ever mow my lawn. I like mowing it.

>A Danish zoo has issued a public appeal for owners of healthy, unwanted pets to donate them to its facility to feed predators such as lions and tigers. It is asking for live chickens, rabbits, and guinea pigs, which will be “gently euthanized by trained personnel” and then used as fodder, mimicking their behavior in the wild. They are also accepting donations of live horses, for which owners may be eligible for a possible tax deduction.

>>213543882
Looks like I set the tranny off haha

>>213543813
face like a bag of spanners

>>213544022
Your mum?

why would you die for one last wank
surely two wanks just pretending would be better

>>213544034
very angry tranny arent you? lol

>>213543731
the 'peg mentioned

>>213544006

>>213543961
Buying an index fund that tracks stocks is still 'buying stocks'

made an excellent post, not sure if anyone has seen it, have a look
>>213544069

just seen tom hardy unironically use the word 'latinx'
https://x.com/Todd_Spence/status/1952967499873710474

are 43% of people fucked in the head?

>>213544061
state

>>213539380
>>213539380
>>213539380

>>213544059
Bit like your mum, but I guess that's how your dad likes them

Model Jordan (right) parties at Clubland Nightclub September 19, 2003 in Cookstown, Northern Ireland (2003)

>>213544068
individual stocks or an index fund?