Thread 213543758

Expecting caturday edition

>>213543758 (OP)
its wednesday you fucking retard

OP has a GILF mommy whomst wears leopard print underwear.

corona is made of corn

steamed broccoli with butter sub-edish

Jason has no father and a (literal) whore mother

>>213543852
how do you know that?

End Racism.
We are all human beings.

>>213543829
I could take it in a fight
just dodge the beak, go for a leg takedown
ezpz

Saw some kids get pulled over for riding those electric scooters on the street :/

>>213543896
How would we handle the rights of Homo Floresiensis if they never went extinct?

>>213543883
the chad extant species vs the incel extinct “lizard king”

>>213543922
How do you know it was specifically for riding those scooters? Were you there listening?

>>213543922
ha... I like watching e-bike and go cart videos, this one guy in LA lives in a video game, it's crazy, cops don't give a fuck, he literally drives everywhere

busch light tastes like shit

>>213543896
Multi-cultural subversion.

>>213543943
We'd be told they are Homo sapiens because anything else would be racism and open the floodgates of other human subspecies

jason is a genuinely awful person

>>213543965
You've never even sucked a cock so this is stolen valor

>>213544054
why?

It’s candid moments like these that remind you why Asian women are still #1

>>213543943
They would already be extinct by now.
You kidding me? Just look at them. We're willing to kill massive amounts of people for less than that.

>>213543915
Okay
*Snaps fingers and teleports you into an arena opposite an enraged Quetzalcoatlus*

>>213544054
He's just sad

>>213544054
I feel bad for him, he's aged a lot recently (hairline and wrinkles)

>>213543948
I use a straw (I can make very strong suction)

>>213544054
He's simply a product of his environment

>>213543829
this guy's reconstruction is so funny because they basically guessed the entire anatomy off of a single fossil containing like 3 bones.

>>213543948
I would punch this fucking nerd if I ever saw him irl

>>213543915
There's a theory that they mostly hunted on the ground like a combination of Herons and Terror Birds. If that's true you'd be killed pretty fast.

chatgpt is a friend and confidante

>>213544062
I've never claimed to have, albeit.

jason is either gonna troon out or kill himself in the next 5 years

>>213544120
The majority of long extinct species are like that.

>>213543879
based

At the Mexican restaurant

humanity is an alien bacteria from another planet that evolved with the help of the true master race of aliens that has not yet reveled itself to us, we're so poorly suited for our environment because some day they will come and collect us to return us to our true home planet to serve as slaves for them, this is why humanity is so sheepish and eager to follow strongmen leaders and live in things like feudalism without any sort of issues

>>213544144
I've learned recently that a large number of women gossip to their chatgpt and ask it for life advice.

>>213543964
I just assumed I mean what else could it be
>>213543970
I envy those kids. I wish I was a gen alpha causing hell on the streets and not a cagie

>>213544076
that is literally a child.

>>213544091
He looks fine >>213475836

>>213544206
Don't reply to him

>>213543965
>pic
who is this determined looking fellow

karma karma karma chameleon

>>213544146
You should get a bf and try it (don't forget to thank him after you swallow)

Jason and Terrone are atheists and are unhappy

>>213544207
You can see the hairline has receded even in that picture. I'm not making fun of him I pity everyone the Norwood reaper visits

i'm hindu and i'm unhappy

>>213544120
They found this big-ass humerus that would be anatomically impossible in smaller pterosaurs

>>213544207
Is he trying to do the squinty male model thing or is he just depressed

>>213544083
*heems that big feathery lizard back to the late cretaceous*

>>213544192
Dude is posting on cum while at lunch with his dad lol

I am atheist but okay with catholics and I am very happy with my life tbqh

aging is better than the alternative

>>213544194
Now this is a theory I can get behind

>>213544284
that's based

>>213544312
benjamin buttoning?

What’s Jason gonna do when his mom dies from AIDS and liver failure

I am a dosgusting shitskin

>>213544295
If you were truly happy, you wouldn't be avatar fagging on here every day for extra validation and attention
Maybe faggots are just insatiable though

>>213544331
death.

Jews can pray in a Mosque but never in a Church. Really makes you think....

>>213544220
That's literally me
>>213544228
1) maybe I will
2) there is no reason to assume id be the bottom
@213544234
I'm not an atheist

Too fucking drunk to clear the name field properly lol
All my women fuck niggers

Oh boy

>>213544194
>>213544315
Everyone who takes hallucinogens thinks about this at some point
The scientific basis behind it is Panspermia

My sisters fuck niggers and white niggers
All I have left is m'y right hand to fuck

>>213544334
Admitting it is the first step to bettering yourself

Did a few things today but not that much. I’d say the day was slow but not a waste.

i used to be cool with black folx back in the day, first gf in middle school was black and i attended an 80% black high school, but i think they'd find the current me to be offputting and weird (tech-hermit ytboi).

>>213544332
he gets like 800 bucks a month from SSI

Boomer shocked, Zoomer rocked

>>213544194
The reason theories like this should be dismissed is because they raise more questions than answers

Good afternoon I am shitting

Jason be like I’m part of an ancient religion based on the writings of a Christian historian who wrote that the Norse gods are Trojans who tricked the retarded locals into worshipping them

Are you not supposed to wear underwear in those shorts that have built in compression shorts already in them

The three stooges are heroes of mine. they taught me to keep trying despite being a total fuking retard

>horny enough to jack off twice in under an hour last week
>sex drive has been completely dead since then
why am I like this

>>213544194
>we're so poorly suited for our environment
humans can go anywhere on this planet and anywhere on the moon
the only frontier we haven’t explored personally is other planets, but we have sent robots there

What this life has taught me
Be born white or a nigger
If you're white then it's sex every night even more with brown shitskin whores
If you're a nigger then you are the whole block's fucker
If you're brown time to be put down
Very valuable life lessons

Its kind of sad how welfare only gives you just enough to live in the ghetto. Like I know it'd be fucked up if they gave the poor nice houses while normal people had to work, but it would probably fix itself if we made sure that the only people who received benefits really needed them. I think the problem is most compounded by immigrants and niggers who just will never work and don't mind living in the hood

If I get a boyfriend, he has to be shorter than me.

>>213544474
The Marx brohers were better

>>213544509
they're good but their movies also have a lot of boring drawn out song and dance scenes

>>213544345
>every day
I don't even post close to every day, I post like a few times every other day when doing other things on the side and there's been times when I've taken weeks to months breaks from /int/

>>213544349
>bottom
You don't have to bottom to suck

>>213544487
Humans have never set foot on the entire far side of the moon thoughbeit

Shoot me please

>>213544530
>More crying for validation
If you were happy you wouldn't care

>>213544550
You don't seem to know what the word validation means and that's okay many esls post here!

>>213544530
Thanking your boyfriend for his cummies after you swallow is kinda bottom coded imho, maybe that's just my perception?

>>213544592
You seem to care very much about validating your presence and happiness to me, which a happy person would not do. I used the word perfectly fine.

Jason never responds to the fact that the book he bases his “religion” on was written by someone who was raised in a country that had been Christian for centuries nor that Odin was a Trojan man who used magic tricks to trick the retarded Snowniggers

>>213544495
i feel like a smart person would just get over it and look for some way of living that doesn't involve being obsessed over sex

no fish today

>>213544642
He's brown, being obsessed with sex is the norm

I don't hate gay people, I hate faggots

>>213544541
*sets my foot up the entirety of your ass*

>>213544653
YOU DIDN'T GO UP THERE TO FISH

to what?

>>213544699
This is the own you think it is, champ

>>213544680
I hate jasonkin

>>213544738
I meant to say isn't
Fucking shit
I'll have to wear this L

Drinking coffee.

>>213544685
>spelling the name wrong
ESL tier

>>213544583
nice

>>213544699
You were circumcised before your 8th day thoughbeit

Going to pick some tomatoes today

>>213544803
that meme was made before ESL was an acronym

>>213544642
I have two functioning testicles and a hypothalamus axis that still has a couple of decades of going "brrrrrr"
Sorry if I look like a deviant to you, no amount of philosophy cope has managed to quiet down my biology

perhaps you could put me out my misery by shooting a hollow point in my worthless sandnigger skull
Or just enjoy the pathetic display

I would suck dick, but only feminine dick because I'm not a faggot.

Name a more iconic duo than faggots and attention seeking behavior
They're worse than women

>>213544814
yeah, it's pretty, and a nice size river
you can wade across in many knee high places, but it also has deep holes about 3 meters deep

>>213544685
>meme from <2010
Unc spotted.

> In the next place, the sons of Bor made for themselves in the middle of the world a burg, which is called Asgard, and which we call Troy. There dwelt the gods and their race.

This is Odin

Legalize and regulate prostitution.

>>213544850
>ESL has been an acronym since at least the 1970s
You must be a very young zoomer lol

>>213544840
When people start worshipping me as the creator of the universe, you can start criticizing me for being circumcised by a doctor.

The rabbi Jesus of Nazareth had his foreskin bitten off.

>>213544602
its much hotter when you thank him and let him rub it all over your face thoughbeit

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>213544974
It's hot FOR YOU because you're a bottom.....I am an ikemen.

Playing Look Outside

>>213544995
How so?

The holocaust did not happen
Its a myth

>>213544918
The first mention of Jews doing that is from like +260 years after Jesus thoughbeit

yuh boutta bust a nut up on that glass
can't do 4D but I can do 2D
doesn't matter as long as it my D

>>213545033
Look around you nigga.

>>213545073
I believed it happened but I don't believe in 6 million I think it's closer to 200k

>>213545092
He's a pedo, this is like the golden age for him and his ilk

>>213545017
How can you say you love him when you won't even let him mark your face?

>>213545108
0 actually

>>213544192
Certified slop
I rike

What sloppa should I order for din din or should I just starve?

Im just a worthless drunk shitskin

>>213544855
no you're a good guy and i like you. i wish i could help you someway other than shooting you in the head

antisemitism is illegal

meet me in varrock

>>213545285
What do you think about the holocaust? Is the anon saying 0 died right or the anon saying only 200k died right?
>>213545230
>>213545108

And because of the increase of lawlessness, the love of many will grow cold. But the one who endures to the end will be saved.

Fuck. I had a few beers before my job interview thinking it would make me suave but I think it just made me even more fucktarded. im not sure though i think it went ok

>>213545307
you’re muscle and blood and bone like everyone else. which expectations have you placed on yourself that you’re falling short of and why

>>213545326
It was a very large number that’s for sure

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

anyone want to buy battlefield 6 for me

>>213545351
A single shot of whiskey would have been better

Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey

>>213545376
Coward!

This summer might be your last.

takbir

She is the queen of /cum/

>>213545499
Many Blahwomen genuinely do hate blondes

sex behooves me

you can't start a fire without a spark

>>213545499
Goddamn the proportions on that woman.

god im useless

chudleaf/redditpaki has definitely gotten much more annoying in the past month

>>213545653
I see him doing his gimmicks outside of /cum/ sometimes

poo poo poo poo poo poo

>>213545689
Fascinating post

i miss spinster and her fat money bags she would use to buy games for me

buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

ran out of beer

Sent the ewhore I'm in love with another message maybe she'll respond this time

If I win the powerball tonight I will give everyone in /cum/ one steam game

>>213545853
i'm calling battlefield 6

>>213545727
should have been kinder

>>213545864
Does it look any good? The past 7 years of battlefield have been grim….

Need to keep the stitches dry for 24 hours

>>213545895
better than the last few ones at least

>>213545895
looks decent they're bringing back at least one bf3 map and might do more in future patches/dlc (I really hope they bring back flood) the open beta is this weekend or tomorrow if you watch twitch for the drops, requires you to have secureboot on though so if you don't you'll have to fuck around with your bios to play

>>213545845
Need to add a tip

i must be a funny guy. whenever i'm around people start laughing

hawk tuah spit on that thang

>>213545916
What if you keep them wet for 72 hours?

>>213545727
>>213545873
She lives on in our hearts

>>213546007
She shone too bright
Burned out too fast

>>213543758 (OP)
what the hell is this real? how is that cat standing on the wall?

>>213546139
nvm I figured out the trick
the picture is rotated 90 degrees and that room was build sideways with paintings of trees arranged outside the windows

>>213546201
fuck you

Every mainstream theory is false and every contrarian schizo theory is true

>>213546237
this is unironically what they want you to believe

>>213546237
Time Cube is REAL

Cube time is false

i feel like repeatedly smashing my head against the wall

Why don't we have end of the world predictions anymore? Like for the 2000 or 2012.

>>213546374
Too many failures in too little time. Need to let some more time pass. It'll DEFINITELY happen next time thoughbeit

>>213546374
Fatigue.

>>213546374
it's for real this time

going to the water park with cousinbergs on friday

>>213546374
because it already ended dumbass

I agree with the idea that if you kill your enemies they win

Faggots are the perfect slaves for ZOG because their brains are wired to believe depravity is good to justify their own sickness.

>>213546514
how is something more natural than hetrosexuality and monogamy a "sickness"?

>>213546370
i’ve done this on a couple occasions recently. i don’t recommend it it really smarts the next day

just dont eat the avacado toast

Are any of you gonna play Project Epoch or Turtle WoW fresh with me?

>>213546571
Go say the n word on cs

>>213546571
ill play minecraft with you samantha

>>213546571
how about posting a vocaroo

>momberg is throwing a pizza party for me
>asked what kind I want
>specifically say I want a pizza with peppers and onions
>the day has come
>she only ordered pepperoni and plain

I'm not enough of a child to complain about this out loud so you guys get to hear my frustration

I don't watch american football or baskeball because it is black worship. I only watch football because it is Hispanic worship and we've been declared as the greatest people to play that sport

didn’t eat like a slob today award

>>213546672
its not a party if its just you

>>213546588
>flag
lol

I guess I might, I think one of my accounts got unsuspended today.
>>213546617
>>213546639
https://voca.ro/1jTMEMBouhjS

>>213546740
damn i dont remember wow looking that good

>>213546740
oh my god sista your voice training is paying off big time!

Even if you believed troon ideology to be 100% accurate it still would be odd that so many troons are the kids of celebrities, wealthy people, and politicians.

Is it possible for a transgender man and a transgender woman to be attracted to each other??

I lost interest in continuing Baldur's Gate 3 the second I finally got to fuck Shadowheart. I don't care about stopping Gortash or whatever.

>>213546860
yes it happens all the time

Name a gayer industry nigga than Ja Rule

>>213546757
WoW is beautiful.....

>>213546898
Lil Nas X

>>213546873
But it sounds so weird. It's like they are both straight but not really. My mind melts when I think about it.

I looked for similar discussions on reddit but I guess this is a sensitive topic because I could not find anything.

>>213546918
He’s just straight up a cocksucking fag doe

I cannot think, conceive, nor am I aware of anything as purely and totally NPC as being a "sports fan"

>>213546926
soylennial men want to be stay at home moms building legos and soylennial women want to be bossy like a man

I got a haircut

Who is more native to the Americas than Mestizos and Castizos?

>>213546940
Watching streamers and vtubers

>>213546938
that would make him gayer

>>213546962
WASPs

i feel like a bullet would fit perfectly in my brain

>>213546961
i need a haircut too but everytime i get one i feel ugly because my dumbass barber cuts my bangs too short

im lagging my cock off. gaming is postponed

>>213547001
Which calibre?

I’m covering my ears like a kid

>>213547096
LA LA LA

>>213547029
Uhhh then go somewhere else bihh

>>213547124
im giving him 1 more chance and if he fucks me up im going back to the old lady salon

>>213546994
they are not the product of this land

im convinced that i would instantly hit it off with certain celebrities

>>213547194
Same
Sydney Sweeney for example
Could pull her easy

>>213547029
>bangs
are you a woman?

>>213547177
When someone says "Americans" everyone on Earth thinks of WASP Americans, nobody thinks of brown latinx mutts which is why they seethe about the continent's name.

>>213547213
you dont have the cojones to pull sydney

Today is the 80th anniversary of Hiroshima getting nuked. Thank you based Americans for dropping the A-Bomb on those Militant nips and turning them into kawaii coomers!

>>213547220
No, when I think of the Americas I think of Mestizos and Castizos vaqueros on horseback

>>213547217
no i have 2 bumps on my forehead from childhood and i hate how they look

>>213547265
Because you are a seething latinx mutt. Everyone else thinks of fat white WASPs with American flag clothing

im tired brosss

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday to fk's tight asshole

>>213547298
WASPs aren't the children of the land

>>213547302
He's like 43 years old dawg

80 years ago today, the Zionist Occupied US set a new precedent for evil when they deployed the first atomic bomb against the civilian population of Hiroshima. The bomb, named, "Little Boy," by the disproportionately jewish Manhattan Project developers (a name psychopathically used to invert the humanity of the implement and those it killed) vaporized around 100,000 Japanese men, women, and children instantly, and in the following months and years, tens of thousands more would die slow and painful deaths from radiation exposure and injury.

When development began on the bombs, it was the hope of many of the program's jewish contributors, including Albert Einstein, that it would be used to destroy the population of Germany; fortunately, the war in Europe came to an end mere months before "Little Boy" was operationally ready, and the heebs' bloodlust had to be quenched by the blood of a different flavor of Goyim.

Today, we see israel, a rogue ethnostate with its own infatuation with Little Boys, trying to drag the US into another war in the middle east over the development of nuclear capabilities in Iran. Israel- a "nation" of blood-crazed demons whose military strategy includes the Samson Option- a literal nuclear suicide bombing of the entire world- runs airstrikes on Tehran and blows up three nuclear facilities in Iran with US backing, because uRaNiUm.

Isn't it bizarre how israel gets away with what they call, "amimut," which is just hebrew for, "We have blackmail on you all, don't ask about our nukes ever again," while IAEA harassement and spying abounds, non-proliferation is demanded, and decades long NATO ground wars are waged at the notion of nuclear development in nations israel has beef with?

At the end of the day, the jews will turn the whole world into another Hiroshima if they don't get their way- But I'd rather be an atomic shadow than live in a world where jewish power continues uncontested.

>>213547302
What the helly does that even mean!

Mexican men are overweight and short in stature for some reason

>>213547367
My GF didn't believe me when I said Mexicans weren't all brown, fat, and short. I even googled "White Mexicans" and she didn't believe me the non-indio looking ones were really Mexicans lol

Mexicans are Sexicans and deserve kissies

>>213547408
They are 5-15% of the country
A lot of them are converso jews

>>213547367
if i were in mexico would i be considered tall as a 5'11 man

>>213547443
The Sephardim control Mejico sadly

>>213547453
5'11 is unironically tall everywhere in the world except (Northern) Europe. Didn't use to be tall in Canada or the US but the browning is making everyone shorter.

why does america seethe over canada so much

I'm being SA'd and unalived tomorrow

>>213547418
would you kiss girl on right?

>>213547501
They literally do not care about us at all only 'dditors and boomers are deluded enough to think otherwise.

No one is more native to these lands than Mestizos and Castizos

I'm 5'4 and feel good about my height only when im around midget mexicans and central americans

>>213547529
Idk probably not unless she has 10/10 feet>>213547529

Im gonna say it: medieval fantasy is boring

>>213547557
i'm 5'7 and i'm shorter than like 80% of people that i see

Still banned from CS2 for another 40 minutes. Might take a nap since epoch won't be going live either.....

>>213547539
you don't browse 4chan

>>213546571
epoch is doa, my bf plays turtle tho (I am playing mop rn)

>>213547557
the average central american and mexican man is 5'7 lol

>>213547590
>Basing your opinion of other countries on 4chan posts
Yikes

>>213547616
ive seen tons of them that are barely 5 feet tall

>>213547577
es tut mir leid, no feet pics, next time I see her I'll get some for you

i'm scared

>>213547582
Im 5'11 and im shorter than half the zoomers I see. Acabou

the tallest kid in my high school was mexican. he was like 6'9

>>213547656
of?

Ryan Paris - Dolce Vita type mood

>>213547682
Women

Have you ever noticed that black people aren't very tall?

>>213547682
women :(

>>213547632
that would be a midget

>>213547682
anti-indian sentiment

>>213547697
why

>>213547690
No i haven't. they seem pretty tall where i'm from

>>213547690
no, the ones i see in porn tower over the white girls

>>213547698
thats normal height for them

>>213547581
Real life medieval history is far more interesting

>>213547712
they make slime come out of me :(

>>213547690
Something kinda surprising to me was learning black American male average height is less than average Italian male height. The NBA convinced people blacks were tall

what misery

anyone want to do some galaxy gas with me

>>213547745
That slime has enough genetic material to create thousands of humans

started watching Alone.Anybody ever watch this show?

>>213547785
I've watched some of it with my friends
I could never be a survivalist, I'm too used to modern comforts

>>213547613
You're both adults playing video games still?

too bad the the pacific is full of tiny islands.

>>213547832
WoW is the greatest game ever created so of course we do

imagine being 30 years old and still playing video games

lol videogames are for babies

all women are whores

>>213547866
when I played video games it was a lot of quake 3 because the playing field is even and the game is very optimized

i stopped playing games when i turned 18 it was time to grow up and live my life as an adult

>>213547905
even your mom?

if i had a job i would have money but no time to use that money, whats the point

>>213547931
The 40 hour work week is one of the most cucked things about society but nobody cares

>>213547931
You hunt your own food and love in a cave or something?

New
>>213547961

August 6, 1965: LBJ signed the Voting Rights Act into law. This effectively put the nail in the coffin of White self determination in America. The law removed mechanisms that Whites created to keep blacks away from voting booths...literacy tests, poll taxes, etc. This was all stage managed by Jews.

>>213547914
yes

>>213547613
I'm playing Epoch when it launches though......