Thread 213544318

Weapon of choice iyc? I’m going spiked mace. With a flamethrower for my backup weapon.

>>213544318 (OP)
A gun so I can shoot your dumbass from a distance

I like flanged maces and morningstars but I think I'm a dagger main at heard.

>>213544388
heart**

>>213544318 (OP)
nerf dart gun

>>213544381
Damn, you are boring.

>>213544388
Very French, and very cool.

>>213544482
Alright I guess I'm going with a pike and a crossbow as backup

This is probably more of a /k/ thread. I didn’t realize. My bad

>>213544318 (OP)
come at me you stinky nobles

>>213544318 (OP)
/diy molotov cocktails and pipe bombs

>>213544724
wtf is that thing!!!

>>213544318 (OP)
come at me

>>213544817
Ooooo good choice

you can't go wrong with this combo. Also having a couple of IEDs on the side can't hurt

>>213544318 (OP)
those chinese swordspear things are pretty cool

>>213544890
No. We should become allies if only temporarily. Your sword, my mighty flamethrower. Combined.

>>213545020
Yeah it’s good. I’m thinking of it from more of a pulp fiction, stupid action, movie perspective.

>>213544863
its a grain flail

>>213544318 (OP)
an AI drone with an everlasting battery that once its programmed to take out someone it will never stop chasing them.
and its weapon is an horsecock anal dildo.

a longbow with a sheaf of bodkin arrows

>>213545255
Now we’re talking!!! lol

>>213544890
The sword seems like a really shitty weapon that for some unknown reason existed. It doesn't penetrate heavy armor like a club, it needs maintenance and sharpening unlike a club, the blood leaves a lot of marks so a stealth kill would be worse

>>213545059
>>213545255
>>213545273
For real though, I would torch all you fags with my flamethrower. Then I would blow your brains out with my mace. I’m undefeatable..

>>213545385
Russia I like you, but you’re weird.

>>213545385
+ it is more difficult and expensive to manufacture and repair

>>213545411
sooner or later you will need to sleep and then my drone will sneak up and ram you with its "weapon" and it will never stop as long as your body exist, alive or dead, it will keep on ramming.

>>213545592
Norway!! Stop!!! Lmao

>>213545411
dude... i can shoot you from 300 paces you're dead way before you get in reach with your sissy flame thing

>>213545648
Oh wow! look at me! I’m from Germany. I’m not capable of coming up with anything funny. I’ll shoot you you stupid amerimutt.

>>213545385
>>213545531
swords are easy to use and hard to counter
>heavy Armor
you are tripping that shit was like buying Lamborghini - the one that plows your field on its own, nobody had that kind of money

>>213545815
Bro. I don’t care if you’re wearing a helmet. If I hit you I. The head with a club your ass is going down.

>>213544318 (OP)
I like polearms/halberds and knives
I also like those modern tactical tomohawks although they seem quite larpy

>>213544318 (OP)
those are fucking fashion studs
they'd probably break off if you whacked something with that

Main weapon: baseball bat (with bolts drilled into it)
Side weapon: lightning rifle
Last resort: I file my teeth down to sharp points.

>>213546029
I use my cock to break fins

>>213544318 (OP)
ranged - LMP-2017M mortar
mele - my penis

>>213545994
this would be my go-to as well
polarm with a choppy thing in the front, hooked thing in the back, and pointy thing at the top
very versatile and very cool looking

>>213546221
I should have specified no guns. Still that’s pretty sweet. Also, I’ll bet the enemy fears your mighty penis.

>>213546296
What if it isn't just a gun? but a combination weapon?

>>213546251
I would immolate you. then I would smash your skull. My dogs will feast on your brain mortal.

>>213546378
That’s an assassin’s weapon. A cowards weapon

>>213546507
You and I are cut from the same cloth my friend.

>>213546552
sounds like right up your alley then

For me? It's the Messer, a classic.

>>213546601
IS THAT A CHALLENGE!!!

>>213546663
not really
just felt like insulting you since you seem to be seething about my posts for some reason

A blicky with the switch

>>213546611
*counters you and throws you to prison*
sorry mate no messing around in here

>>213546763
I’m not seething. I’m just joking around. Trying to come up with good ideas for stupid pulp fiction stories. We’re cool Finn don’t worry.

>>213546829
ZAP! Got you bitch!

>>213546829
That thing looks really bad. I would not want to be on the wrong side of it.

>>213546785
I own this same thing.

>>213544318 (OP)
skintight leather gloves and a straight razor, just like in my favorite giallo movies

>>213548122
and a garrote, gotta have a garrote

>>213544318 (OP)
I love me a spiked mace as well.

>>213544318 (OP)
you can't go wrong with this bad boy

>>213548265
you gonna do a chaos dunk with it?

For me, it's the GAU-8/A Avenger 30mm Gatling-style autocannon

>>213545385

That's the reason why 90% of the soldiers and men at arms actually used spears and lances, weapons much easier to manufacture, handle and much deadlier than swords.
Our idea of erupean middle age battles with soldiers armed with sword and shield is a Hollywood thing. People used spears back then

>>213548265
Good to see you here. We’re going to need you.

>>213548399
A giant man uses one of these. He turned a city to rubble and feasted on their burgerflesh

>>213548173
A man of fine taste

>>213548507
Everybody knows dude. Come up with something silly.

>>213544890
ok

>>213549556
yeah fite me fgt

>>213544890
is that ben shapiro

>>213548507
Retard take, too much pop history.

For me it’s Chinese sword staffs

>>213544318 (OP)
I'm going nuke button

>>213545385
>penetrate heavy armor like a club
blunt weapons dont do shit against armor
>b-b-buh muh media said so!!!
no, stop parroting this retarded idea, blunt weapons are LITERALLY the singlehandedly worst weapon you could use against a guy in plate because plates do a really damn good job at distributing force
its like shooting a gun, the force of the bullet is the same you feel on your shoulder from the stock, but the bullet is concentrated in a single tiny point

The won't even see me coming.

>>213550163
he's right albeit

>>213548507
shit take
there are countless examples i can think of, where even two cavalry lines, who you would expect to carry a spear, charged at eachother with nothing but swords and daggers, swords were an extremely common sight in war, and they werent just "backup weapons"

>>213550366
dude if the website for searching through manuscript pictures wasnt down i could show you pictures from that same exact manuscript the image he posted is from where people are sword fighting
he's just parroting reddit takes he heard because he thinks it sounds smart
i hate when retards on the internet try to be historians and argue a point they randomly heard from somewhere else

>>213544318 (OP)
i always figured the best weapon to have is a hand grenade,if someone attacks you just pull it out and its m.a.d time.
It works no matter how many opponents there are.

>>213550549
this

>>213550457
for me it’s only nobles carried/used swords like cav

>>213550596
yea hate that shit too
there were cheap swords and there were expensive swords just like armor
people will also often say only nobles wore plate armor, which wasnt true, but not to say that armor wasnt costly either

>>213547243
Hide your dog. The atf is on its way

>>213544318 (OP)
The noble three section staff

>>213550689
The thing you’re alluding to fills me with a rage that I cannot explain.

>>213550337
I think it got us boys. We’ve been defeated.

>>213550525
shut up NIGGER

This kit was the meta for like 5000 years across hundreads of civs. Shield and spear man all the way. Knife or carpenter axe as a side

>>213550927
The helmet looks cool with the feathers on it too. I bet that guy got pussy.

>>213545385
A sword was a self defence weapon that you always had on you. It wasn't meant for war. It was meant to kill bandits and robbers and shit. Then it became a status symbol because you always carried it around so rich people took the opportunity to have them made by master smiths that would deck it out in jewels and whatnot

>>213551077
What is the most effective weapon of war? As if gunpowder didn’t exist.

>>213551155
A spear/halberd

closest thing we got to an assassins creed weapon irl

>>213551155
Automatic crossbow

>>213551398
Fuck yeah!

>>213551246
>>213551551
What about aromatic crossbows Sweden?

>>213551386
New zealots. I pity you. The tales tell of you fighting like fags

>>213551570
>aromatic
Paralyzing the enemy with condensed vaginal scent bolts?

>>213551662
I am aware of your tricks. Sleep with one eye open.

>>213544318 (OP)
poleaxe for killing my enemies from safe distances and the versatility of jabbing the peasantry with the hilt end during uprisings. any manor lord worth their fiefdom knows that

>>213551828
I don’t have a peasant uprisings you sound like a ….