GNOME’d edition
Old: >>213543758

Gnomeo and Juliet

gnomes don't exist
fuck off

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to /cum/!

>>213547983
You’re playing with fire there
You do NOT want to deal with an gnome ignfestation

>>213547983
I've seen footage

He know this bussy bald jeanette maccurdy.

August 6, 1965: LBJ signed the Voting Rights Act into law. This effectively put the nail in the coffin of White self determination in America. The law removed mechanisms that Whites created to keep blacks away from voting booths...literacy tests, poll taxes, etc. This was all stage managed by Jews...

How bad is your brain rot?

>is da juice!!!

>>213548030
Not as bad since I was born in 1999 and didn't spend much time on the internet before I turned 10 (unlike Gen Alpha who are YouTube fanatics at the age of 4)

watchin destiny

>>213548025
LBJ is rotting in hell and being anally raped by a demon 24/7 with a barbed pole

>>213548030
bad but hopefully reversible

America belongs to the Native Americans, but it's too late to do anything about that

How come my Mileena threads sent anons into seething rage but nobody ever complains about the gnome threads

>>213548084
Because the gnomes aren't as obnoxious

>>213548051
it really is

>>213548084
bully anon?

I'll have those [HP lovecraft's cat's name] voting democrat for one hundred years

>>213548084
people don't like gay nerd shit

>>213548084
Gnomes are based

>>213548098
Yes they are

/cum/ is gnome territory

Jews this Jews that
Let’s hit the Wakanda

am i a dickhead dorkazoid loser

I'm playing Project Epoch when it finally launches at some point in the next couple days.

i love jews just cause they make chuds cry and shit their pants

>>213548178
You love Jews because you're a jeet

i'm playing battlefield 6 on the open beta for a couple of days and then never again because no one wants to buy the game for me

i want to run away with you

>>213548199
jews own u lil chuddy

>>213548159
this would be cringe if he wasnt a brad with +10 charisma

>>213548154
The Jew FEARS the gnome

>>213548215
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro

i don't play videogames because i'm not a child

>>213548217
Better than be a smelly jeet

The 'how it's made' program is entertaining and interesting but their music choice is extraordinarily bad once you hear it you can't unhear it

i play videogames because im a manchild

>>213548260
Same

I only feel the urge to play video games at work but as soon as I get home I don’t want to anymore
I haven’t bought a game since RDR2

no updates on they filming today, they'll be there 2 more days
I'm letting them use it for free, all I want is pics, damn it!!!
I wonder how they will credit me or if they'll list the location

Anyone else here with retarded long hair on they big toez

I consent.

my greatest weakness is im a perfectionist and i work too hard

>>213548282
Who is that Bud Spencer looking nigga

>>213548288
i shave my toe hair its disgusting

hopefully i'll get solid fps on battlefield, i turned that shit all the way down

>>213548282
Damn nigguh you look like you do meth

i might be a bad person but i've never killed a baby like most women have

>>213548294
wonder how many normies got redpilled by the police body cams

I picked at some dry skin on my face and now I have a nasty cut like a druggy

>>is da juice!!!

the jews aren't the reason you're miserable

>>213548312
camera dude on left, I don't know who's wearing the white hat, probably the director
>>213548330
not me, I am not in Mexico

The Jews made me ugly brown and fat
t. Errone

>>213548357
Yes it is

>i love jews just cause they make chuds cry and shit their pants
>the jews aren't the reason you're miserable

I want my son back (he trooned out at age 28)

My greatest weakness is I'm a slow learner and I don't work well without direct supervision

i work too hard and i play too hard

My greatest weakness is that I work too hard and I’m too good at my job, which causes jealousy from my bosses and envy from my peers

>The Jews made me ugly brown and fat

I've had so many consistently bad experiences with people that I dont think I'll ever be able to trust anyone

I got $11 burning an absolute hole in my pocket , what do I buy?

For reference I just ate and have plenty of booze at home

>found a cool looking game, interesting concept
>made by a furry tranny
god damn it

Death to America. Death to Americans.

i've had few experiences so i trust everyone

>>213548330
I posted my pic before

>>213548445
For me, it's caves of qud (I think)

>>213548443
Scratchers of course

without jews america would be nothing

>>213548461
Brown

>>213548443
Buy a steam gift card for the Brazilian anon!

>>213548030
pretty bad i think my mind works 5 times as hard as a normal persons for half the results. i’ve been taking omega 3 and b12 but i think it’s mostly irrecoverable

Everyone is always trying to work you and change your perception of reality

>>213548484
Why didn't I think of that? Which kind, the like $1 ones or the $3 ones?

>>213548489
Without Jews America would still be 98% white

Without jews, brownrrone's family couldn't travel here

edgy antisemitic jokes aside, i think we can all agree that israel has a right to defend itself

>>213548491
Brown people love america

my pronouns are he/him. everybody knows that

>>213548525
america was never 90% white

I found the secret Twitter account of a girl I used to talk to, and she says how much she hated that I paid attention to her and that she knew so much about me and I knew so much about her.

>edgy antisemitic jokes aside, i think we can all agree that israel has a right to defend itself

>>213548549
It was close enough for jazz

>>213548533
true. this makes chuds and lefties seethe for some reason

posting from goon cave, roughly speaking

>without jews america would be nothing
>true. this makes chuds and lefties seethe for some reason

>>213548533
Shouldn't even exist. What gives Polish people the right to invade palestine

jewGODs own ya

>>213548581
why are you posting your face bruh

To be honest, I don't think Jews control anything like /pol/ makes it seem.

80 years ago today, the Zionist Occupied US set a new precedent for evil when they deployed the first atomic bomb against the civilian population of Hiroshima. The bomb, named, "Little Boy," by the disproportionately jewish Manhattan Project developers (a name psychopathically used to invert the humanity of the implement and those it killed) vaporized around 100,000 Japanese men, women, and children instantly, and in the following months and years, tens of thousands more would die slow and painful deaths from radiation exposure and injury.

When development began on the bombs, it was the hope of many of the program's jewish contributors, including Albert Einstein, that it would be used to destroy the population of Germany; fortunately, the war in Europe came to an end mere months before "Little Boy" was operationally ready, and the heebs' bloodlust had to be quenched by the blood of a different flavor of Goyim.

Today, we see israel, a rogue ethnostate with its own infatuation with Little Boys, trying to drag the US into another war in the middle east over the development of nuclear capabilities in Iran. Israel- a "nation" of blood-crazed demons whose military strategy includes the Samson Option- a literal nuclear suicide bombing of the entire world- runs airstrikes on Tehran and blows up three nuclear facilities in Iran with US backing, because uRaNiUm.

Isn't it bizarre how israel gets away with what they call, "amimut," which is just hebrew for, "We have blackmail on you all, don't ask about our nukes ever again," while IAEA harassement and spying abounds, non-proliferation is demanded, and decades long NATO ground wars are waged at the notion of nuclear development in nations israel has beef with?

At the end of the day, the jews will turn the whole world into another Hiroshima if they don't get their way- But I'd rather be an atomic shadow than live in a world where jewish power continues uncontested.

>>213548581
You MOG brownrrone and gayson

Stop posting selfies on /cum/ unless you are a cute girl!

>>213548620
because he is not ugly as fuck
he's just a little creepy

>>213548581
i don’t like getting mogged on /cum/ everyone here is supposed to be ugly like me

>>213548621
a jew literally controls your country

Should I start playing the Mass Effect franchise?

>jewGODs own ya
>To be honest, I don't think Jews control anything like /pol/ makes it seem.

please give me attention oh my god i need attention so badly please please

>>213548625
Didn't read, Imperial Japan was a rabid dog that needed to be put down, the bombings were a necessary evil

>>213548655

>>213548646
I stopped playing 3 after my character had gay sex

>>213548635
i wouldnt post my face because i know some fag here will put it in a collage

>Didn't read, Imperial Japan was a rabid dog that needed to be put down, the bombings were a necessary evil

>>213548581
freaky as fuck

>>213548625
Facts
The Samson portion shit scares the fuck out of me

>>213548646
Yes!

>>213548645
She doesn't rule anything; she's this old man's puppet.

>>213548581
DICKsucking lips

>>213548707
that means it’s working. it wouldn’t be a very good policy of defense if it weren’t scary

>that means it’s working. it wouldn’t be a very good policy of defense if it weren’t scary

>>213548655
Do you have histrionic personality disorder?

Remember when the US started the war with Japan then let Pearl Harbor happen and made an exaggerated media spectacle out of an attack on a military base to generate public support for going to fight Europeans(which Americans strongly opposed doing)? That was crazy.

A twink is attentionmogging me on /cum/

>>213548756
lol that guy looks like my dad

>>213548525
Get two $3 and one $5
Won $200 on a $5 scratcher recently

>>213548707
The samson portion is what americans call a meal

>>213548771
Americans really are subhumans for falling for this

>>213548788
Great advice, will do

do the people in your life know how much you love them?

Thank god for Israel!

holy fuck, you guys are a bunch of idiotic retards

>>213548771
>let pearl harbor happen
yeah of course

The /cum/ sandwich

>>213548857
I’m the smartest guy who ever fucked your mother

>Thank god for Israel!

>>213548873
eww

are you done seething about israel and the juice

Not a fan of the new /cum/ sandwich, desu.

Seeing people freak out about that starving jewish prisoner is pretty hilarious when Israel are the ones starving him and everyone else in Palestine and have explicitly said they're doing it(which is a war crime btw, you can't just starve civilians with a blockade to punish the army you can't beat)

>are you done seething about israel and the juice

>>213548772
spread em

Did you know that the Maga movement was created by Israel to prevent Catholic immigration and promote Indians because they support Israel and Catholics don't?

>dude you can't just starve the enemy
what's next, you can't shoot them either?

just kill me dude

>>213548882
decently clever dirty joke, bravo to (you)

shouldn't have attacked israal then

>>213548968
the same people who say that also don't believe israel should exist at all so they're not making a good faith argument

>>213548871
Just like 9/11, they had prior knowledge and let it happen to get Americans willing to kill and die.

Johnny hates Jazz

The jews signed the treaty recognizing starving civilians as a war crime btw.

It's not like the nuclear non-proliferation thing which they aren't a signatory(because they have an illegal nuclear arsenal)

Terrone isn’t handling unemployment well

>>213549053
same

>>213549053
the jews made him jobless

>MALAPONTE, CHARLES JOSEPH was born 27 July 1998 in Missouri, U.S.A.

Wtf he didn’t even tell us it was his birthday

I never think about jews

what kind of paisan lives in missouri. they lynch italians down there

I always think about jews/communists

The "jewish state" has no right to exist. "Israel-Palestine" should be managed by a third party secular occupation government that forces it to be a democratic state with equal rights for all ethnic groups.

The illegal nuclear arsenal held by the zionists should be confiscated and destroyed.

jews/israel can do whatever they want, why does it affect me

i need to convince myself that suffering is a good thing

>>213549170
write it down 50 times

>>213549138
He’s actually Jewish

>>213549053
What did you guys do to get him fired?

>>213548099
>lists bad things
>ends with helping natural disasters

Can nuclear weapons detonate on their own? It would be ironic if Israeli bombs detonated and killed everyone in Israel and Palestine.

>>213549197
He failed penis inspection day

Sometimes all I think about is Jews
Goldberg's got control of the news
Lib shills been faking me out
Can't save the Aryan now

>>213549216
no?

Slavs wouldn’t exist if Hitler won

>>213548344
>"They just shut the body cams off for the rest of the time. We never get to see the footage of them doing something wrong."
Fucking never, because they didn't reason their way into their beliefs. No amount of evidence will change their mind.

drinking coffee
considering a poo

>>213548524
>*farts in your face*
Change that.

>>213549265
my great grandpa was a nazi collaborator
my paternal grandpa was raised by Austrian nazis for 4 years
I wasn't raised in a right wing environment at all, just saying

most bacteria grows between 40f and 140 f

>>213549302
I don't believe this

I pledge allegiance to the fags in the united state of America

what percentage of /cum/ is employed?

>>213549321
Like 80% you can tell because it always picks up after 5pm EST

>>213549321
35.7%

>slovenia
Since when is it a cum country?

>>213549265
Hitler said, about slavs, "they're stupid so we need to make sure we take good care of them as their betters and give them a good life"

>>213549318
they said it on the tv

>>213549356
every country in the world belongs to america

>>213549356
there was a Slovenian graphic novel about Slovenian soldiers in Emperor Maximillian's army introducing polka to Mexico, which is a sort of folk tale in Slovenia, so there's that

>>213549360
that describes me perfectly. Man, that Hitler sure had his shit figured out!

duende are all over the world

Two gerbils walk by a gay bar. One gerbil turns to the other one and says

“Hey, you wanna go inside and get shitfaced?”

>>213549415
fair enough

>>213549457
idgi

>>213549457
LOL

>>213549457
kek

>>213549360
I wish someone said that about me

>>213549446
but los duendes del caos live in my heart

Two fish are in a tank

One drives, the other mans the turret

>>213549477
back in the 90s some gay guy got caught shoving a gerbil up his ass

>>213549415
>Maximillian
that's this dudes name

couldn't imagine being a registered republican under the age of 40.

>>213549501
a guy shoving a glass bottle up his ass started the yugoslav wars
true fuckin story

how can we shart when the farts still burning

>>213549514
he looks like jorge

>>213549540
why not

>>213549542
that's not true, that happened in Kosovo in 1981, a decade before the wars. The casus belli for the Bosnian war was Serbs shooting up a Bosniak wedding (Serb and Bosniak weddings often feature people shooting into the air with AK's btw), but by then Slovenia had already seceded in the ten day war which was caused by Slovenia's secession from the union following a plebiscite and the walkout of the Slovenian delegation from the Yugoslav parliament.

there's nothing gay or feminine about being a registered democrat

Im Spartacus

Im Shartacus

>>213549599
young republicans are the most try hard alumini trust fund kiddies

i want a fleshlight

>>213549673
that could be fun. maybe

>>213549584
>jorge
He owns Pinnocho's bar in Vallarta, I know him, they look nothing like each other

My existence is an afterthought, a footnote
I have no right to be here among others

come home dad. you voted for obama before. those rightwingers are all 20 year old man children that never worked a day in their life. only child syndrome. 2016 is never coming back.

>>213549822
You're an ant in the afterbirth

I want to suck tranny dick in my country
any of you trannies?

>>213549840
hey boy, better bring that DILF around to the sad, sad truth, the dirty looowdooown

what was her problem

>>213549897
@jason

>>213549908
this russian jew did not just come at me with some boz scaggs little nigga do you know where you are

https://youtu.be/xi-GDD8yFyo

There's something straight and masculine about voting for the Communist party of USA

Im tardacus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY

some black chicks are kind of hot

Have an interview tomorrow at a german restaurant
How can I best appeal to German sensibilities?

need american trans gf

>>213549980
It's very loserish

>>213550002
be very direct, stick to the facts, tell them how you can help them
they are not about fun, they are about what they are trying to do, and how you can help them

assuming they are not very Americanized

>>213549980
anti-commie propoganda makes commies look based

>>213549963
that's also a longtime favorite, but the third, often overlooked big Boz jam is this one, penned by David Paitch of Africa fame himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-UhBmnu3AE

>>213549980
retarded
masculine men can take care of themselves, those people would not be pathetic commies

>>213549989
remember when black dudes made good music

https://youtu.be/tmcncGirAU4

>>213550080
Masculine men don't suck off bourgeoise capitalist parasites

>>213550092
I fucking love the Gap Band, drop that BOMB

My alter ego is getting his dick sucked 24/7 by hotties, so I've heard
Trying to figure out how to become him.

>>213550103
>bourgeoise
anybody that uses this word is an angry loser because of their own weaknesses

>>213550092
>the gap band
the best ever song danced to by black cowboys in a music video award
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44

>>213550142
You are suffering from false consciousness. You are an enabler of the parasite class, and you will be swept aside in the coming revolution

>>213549913
wymyn amirite

>>213550112
I found out about that song from Atomic Bomberman, where that's one of the quotes. I'm surprised they never remade it.

the game, I mean, the song's just fine

> like a rolling stone
okay but what caused the stone to roll
things don't move unless something pushes them
is it on a hill or just a flat surface
you do know that gravity eventually forces things to stop right
what a dumb saying

>>213550240
damn you're smart

Roll my stone

>>213550250
yes i know

HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE ON YOUR OWN
WITH NO DIRECTION HOME
LIKE A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
LIKE A ROLLING STONE

If i was born a nigger, I'd live carefree. Every day would be an adventure. Every day another glorious battle against other street nigs. A sense of honor for my hood and fo the streets . Flaunting bling
Instead I'm a pasty cumskin forced to write a resume and go to school, and all that other crap

imagine having a canadian twink stripped completely naked and shaved smooth and bound to a wall with arm and ankle restraints so all he can do is wriggle then you fuck him with a fleshlight for a few hours lol

>>213550305
wiggers exist and they prosper

imagine stripping a canadian twink of his skin and then pouring lemon juice and salt all over his body

>>213550311
oh my yabba

Where's the canadian who used to claim he had sex with his twin sister regularly?

>>213550335
and then cooking him over low fire?

>>213550312
I don't have it in me. It wouldn't be genuine

I'm ngmi

>>213550293
ALWAYS GOT A FLASH OUTTA COCKTAIL
NEVER GOT A FLASH OUTTA PAN
NEVER WANNA BE LIKE PAPA
WORKING FOR THE BOSS AT 9 AM

>>213548475
Pls post it I haven't seen it

>>213550311
>you fuck him with a fleshlight
???

>>213550379
Hello ngmi, I'm dad.

glaze me boys

>>213550446
Stop posting rock stars from the 70's

You couldn't pay me to fuck an asshole
That's gross

>>213550469
i would do it if a girl wanted to

>>213550467
never i am in my keith richards maxxing era

https://youtu.be/Ul_rNfcBWFY?feature=shared

Ngl I love whores I love degeneracy and I love the perversion of the traditional family

>>213550467
AND I'VE GOT SUCH A LONG WAY TO GO
(SUCH A LONG WAY TO GUHHHHHH)
TO MAKE IT TO THE BORDER OF MEXICO

in pictou county nova scotia there's a pizza chain and their sauce is brown. it's a regional specialty and a source of local pride for those canadians

1.) Indians are given preferential government loans of $200k-$2 million per gas station, motel, and hotel.

2.) If whites hired their family members and scaled up, they would be sued, destroyed by Civil Rights law.

Foreign migrants create fake, romanticized myths of hard work

>>213550598
Pull yourself up by your bootstraps child. No one owes you anything

There's also something called moon mist ice cream that's specific to Nova Scotia

>>213550620
DOWN WITH LATE STAGE CAPITALISM, BOOTLICKER

is that joey ramone

>>213550620
job owners owe me jobs

>>213550620
*chud

anyone getting freaky

>>213550625
sounds good

never hear about timbuktu anymore.

>>213550672
smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beers

>>213550636
you'd better wish it's not Johnny or some commie asses are getting stomped tonight

Read isekai for a bit. Gonna get up out of bed and play CS2 I think.

I am NOT going to team kill, grief, or berate my team or the enemy. I will say "glhf", "gh", "gg wp" and I will make calls on mic when I hear footsteps and that's it.

>>213550748
you are lying to us

me when i meet a young republican
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hyqh6weaIrU

fuck vegetables my nigga

>>213550761
No im not i will do it and if I hear an annoying/black person I'll just mute them and not engage

>>213550796
we protein max

>>213550796
that's what they sell cucumbers for.

>>213550810
but you know it's way more fun to call that urkelkin a slur

>>213550708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=walU0m9YII8
this guy was from Tomboctou but he's dead now. He cooked tho.

CSGO doesn't take as much skill as Quake 3

The strong survive, but the courageous triumph
Agree?

>>213550819
But I NEED to stay unbanned until I can play wow at least.

>>213550830
retarded boomer

good evening

>>213550779
https://youtu.be/ch5_j2q8ZPI

>>213550842
the foolhardy put up lines of spears and archers but the strong pound them into submission with artillery and drag the survivors to be sacrificed before the great bull idol at ZHARR NAGGRUND!

>>213550854
good evening good sir

Your government issued looksmatched gf, anon. As you have already used the return feature the maximum number of times you may not apply for re-selection.

>>213550986
i mog her bro

>>213550986
disgusting

>>213550854
Your kind isn't wanted around these parts

i should kms

>>213550986
i applied for a white woman

>>213550998
Germans are ALWAYS welcome here

How many times a day do you download pics or videos of girls?
For me probably about four times average

evens get beer
odds get groceries

this existence is pointless

>>213551033
on average, 0.01 times per day.

>>213551033
0

more like OH HELL YEAH, EXISTENCE IS POINTLESS, I CAN DO AND BE ANYTHING WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213551050
>>213551057
Low t

>>213551009
She's white.

>>213550986
Most Irish-American look like that.

>>213551072
yes

>>213550998
tadadada come day go day
wishin me hearrt it were sunday
drinkin buttermilk all the week
but it's whiskey on a sunday

>>213551071
>WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE
Your existence can still be ended. Or you can get jailed

cya l8r virgins

>>213551085
in mexico

>>213551006
Take shrooms first

should weird people just die?

>>213551139
there would be no good music

>>213551106
Nope, anywhere in the world.
Cope and seethe, if you wish to do so.

>>213550853
i'll fuck your tight zoomer ass if you sass me again faggot

>>213551139
Yes especially myself.

>>213551139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZFG1yAxjdQ
that's not the American way

>>213551139
Weird people make the world go round.

If i was assigned a very fat government girl, I'd accept my lot. Beggars can't be choosers

i've got a song to sing

Who is making the new one?

canadians be like: drinking tallboys of james ready with my buds

>>213551190
not it

>>213551185
What if she were black or Indian?

how quickly we forget

>>213551233
Yes, even then.

>>213551233
I'd find that hot in a degrading way to be assigned a negrita gov whore
I'd feel like a slaver

How about another gnome edition?

can someone make the new, i have a selfie i want to post for attention

>>213551234
Irishiggers are built for slavery. They're brains are fierce and cow like fit for servitude
There's nothing immoral about this

>>213551275
might make the janny mad

Mom called me for dinner I can’t make the new

the ocean is so mysterious
like
what’s down there

>>213551340
Do it then!

>>213551344
Rape correction is required
Do your duty

>>213551354
not risking it man

>>213551345
>whats down there
This guy

>>213551373
>>213551373
>>213551373

>>213551345
I poop in the ocean often
So lots of that
These too