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Anonymous Argentina No.213551264 >>213551276 >>213551561 >>213551713 >>213552025 >>213552124 >>213554200
Have you ever heard about Jesus of Nazareth? He is my lord, he did many miracles, and was born from a virgin mother.
He was the king of the Jews, and his own killed him on the cross, but he came back from the dead after 3 days
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI United States No.213551276
>>213551264 (OP)

Based.
King of the Hittites India No.213551561 >>213551717 >>213551814 >>213553352
>>213551264 (OP)
Yes I've heard of him, he was the bastard son of a greek soldier in service of a Roman auxiliary, he was a mentally ill cult leader who was rightly opposed by Yehudi elders for fomenting religious discord in an already unstable society, he was punished by crucifixion as was the law of the time and place, his followers frequently drugged him to induce visions, taking advantage of his fragile mental health, and then loaded him up to gills with myrrh to make sure he survives the crucifixion, 3 days later they presented him to the illiterate superstitious peasantfolk still loaded with myrrh to make sure the low level kikery continues
Oh and also his "Abba" pissed and shit himself whenever his "chosen peoples" heard the rumbling of my iron chariots and the sheen of my iron sword
Anonymous United States No.213551713
>>213551264 (OP)
>king of the jews
Hard pass from me dawg
Anonymous Mexico No.213551717 >>213551814
>>213551561
holy based
Anonymous Argentina No.213551814 >>213552006
>>213551717
>>213551561
The witnesses say, that when he stood on the cross for 6 hours, darkness engulfed the holy land, as he cried out in anguish for his god to rescue him, when he cried a second time, he gave up his spirit, and then the earth shook, the tombs broke open, and the curtains of the temple were torn in half from top to bottom.
The jews broke their covenant with god and killed their own king
At the third day the bodies of many saints rose from the dead and appeared to many people

I believe so, he surely was the son of god
King of the Hittites India No.213552006
>>213551814
Your saviour is referred to as king of the jews, and his father is the god of israelites, one of my many titles is King of All Four Corners of The World, I think you'd have better luck worshipping me anon, considering the records of my deeds were inked by my enemies, not by my followers like that of your supposed "saviour"
Anonymous Spain No.213552025 >>213552078
>>213551264 (OP)
>His own
Nigga the Romans nailed him to a cross and left him to die
Anonymous Argentina No.213552078 >>213552095
>>213552025
The Romans were following orders from the Sanhedrin, as Pilate step aside, He was judged and killed by Jewish law.
And when Pilate ought to relase him, they asked for a murderer to be given to them instead

And they said, crucify him, crucify him, and let his blood be on us, and our children.
Anonymous Spain No.213552095
>>213552078
Damn ts tuff
Anonymous Germany No.213552124
>>213551264 (OP)
Pbuh
Anonymous Belgium No.213553245
and so we shall live forevermore
Anonymous Brazil No.213553352 >>213553415
>>213551561
>he was the bastard son of a greek soldier in service of a Roman auxiliary
this was made up by some greek cunt who was salty that christianity was becoming the majority religion in the empire. im not even gonna read the rest of your post, check ur sources next time you little bitch ass broke ass dumbass hater bitch
King of the Hittites India No.213553415
>>213553352
A bastard is a bastard anon, greek or mulatto, unless of course you're suggesting his mother really was a virgin
Anonymous United States No.213553459
I'm Muslim but thanks for the offer
Anonymous United States No.213554200
>>213551264 (OP)
if he's king of the jews, and he's your lord, what does that make you?