Thread 213551373

GNOME’d edition

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bro you should have changed the OP image janny is NOT going to like this one bit

>>213551373 (OP)
KANDAR ANGROM ERPETOOOL

>>213551373 (OP)
Do you guys 'member the South Park episode about gnomes?

>>213551418
Wazzok

It's over.

>>213551424
yeah old south park had SOVL

I sleep like this sometimes, not in a gay way, for heat management

>>213551429
I feel him

>>213551429
so what they will just steal it anyway expect snacks to be locked up behind cages now because the animals run the zoo

>>213551431
Yeah, was more funny when the show was not so political.

>>213551434
Yain't afraid of getting ya cheeks clapped by a ghost?

>>213551434
heat management in canada?

>>213551429
How does Jason buy his coke?

Reminder that Jason literally lives off your tax dollars

Getisburgo

>>213551481
i dont pay taxes im a neet

DIAMONDS ON MY WRIST SO HE CALLS ME ICE CREAM YOU CAN DOUBLE DIP BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LIKE ME

>>213551481
I don't pay taxes I'm a neet plus not american

The catberg made scratches on the $5000 couch. The parentbergs won't be happy about this.

>>213551465
yeah, it gets hot sometimes

>>213551481
wrong, mine go to israel

>>213551548
You pay us tariffs

I wouldn't have turned out this way if I had the courage to ask that girl to dance in 6th grade

>>213551579
No, dumbass. The US consumers have to pay the tariffs.

I hate Americans and zoomers so much.

>>213551613
>fuck I hate Americans
>better go post in the American general on the international board of an American website

>>213551613
That's fair because the message of Fargo the movie was 'I hate Canadians so much' and that was long ago

This iced pop tastes like shrimp

>>213551639
I thought the message of Fargo was to not throw your life away over money

Imagine eating this good.

life feels empty after experiencing the love of a beautiful, kind, and intelligent woman. time to shoot heroin into my balls

My name is Mr. Japan

>>213551667
>Knife and fork to eat chicken wings
Like the Seinfeld snickers bar

>>213551481
i dont pay taxes im a neet

>>213551639
Wasn't the movie about North Dakota?

>>213551656
William H. Macy didn't deserve a family life, he was a gangster with the body and faculties of an Upper Midwestern bumpkin. The father in law was more of an actual gangster, but he was still a bumpkin, which caused his demise. I rest my case.

>>213551667
Do you have an EBT card?

>>213551667
You should not have access to firearms

>>213551627
sent him flying

tater tots everyday must get boring

The whip

>>213551714
i disagree

Even you neets have to pay sales tax and indirectly tariffs for the imported goods you buy.

Nicole who took my order at chick-fil-a was kind and beautiful. nice ass too i caught a glance at it through my rear view mirror

Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me. But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh! Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire. And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire. Take heed that ye despise not one of these little ones; for I say unto you, That in heaven their angels do always behold the face of my Father which is in heaven. For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost.

>>213551734
Shes my girlfriend bro why are you saying those things?

Tariffs are paid by American consumers, that's why countries get so mad when you put tariffs on them. Because they care about the American consumer so much

Asian mom EBT bully

I think I never saw a cute woman working at a fast food chain in my country.

migatards literally don't understand tariffs or the economy or literally anything
it's also why they oppose open borders

>>213551754
That's cause they're all Turkish.

>>213551734
do a google search for “nicole” “chick fil a” “[your area]” “linkedin”, find her last name, stalk her instagram, look her up on voteref, find her home address, look at its estimated value on zillow. if you’re thinking a girl who works at chick fil a wouldn’t be on linkedin you might just be surprised

>>213551734
Anon, Nicole is 16 years old.

>>213551770
Yeah, most of the workers there are immigrants and not the best looking ones, desu.

>>213551766
2/10 bait

United States need JUCHE system of governance. USA no more rely on any other countries. USA need no one else. USA is JUCHE.

>>213551774
and then offer to buy her house?

>>213551754
Chick Fil A and In-N-Out seem to hire a lot more cute teens (18+) than other fast food places here

>>213551781
you don't know that

>>213551803
The Romanian guy who looks like Luke Skywalker and the guy from Succession overacted all the way through The Apprentice movie but they were just so intense, almost desperate to make their careers with the movie, and that film grain and the Scorsese sort of structure...man, I loved that movie, can't wait to see it again after a while.

My dad looks like the president of brazil

>>213551774
this worked lol

>>213551848
Is this an MKU trigger?

>>213551689
Those are thighs.
>>213551708
No, im not on welfare im on disability
>>213551710
womp womp

>>213551880
no, I'm just expounding on your allusion to Trump while whacked out

>>213551872
I never met my dad I don't know what he looks like. Not because my mom is a whore or anything apparently he was just an asshole.

put some twenny fo's on them thangs

>>213551906
>my mom isn’t a whore she just got pumped and dumped by an abusechad
whos gonna tell him

my reddit shitpost account is almost permad
I must tread lightly

>>213551906
>not a whore
>has a kid with an "asshole" she doesn't want to be in a relationship with
umm

>>213551929
why
just create a new one
who cares about karma or any of that shit

Would you like to expand upon your critique, give us the...urban point of view?

>>213551914
riviera sittin' on the bull's best hooper
y'all still ridin 20s y'all some oompa loompas

I have no idea how to post on reddit or even forums really. I have used 4chan since I was 11.

>>213551875
i think girls in low rent jobs all went to college for some dumb anthropology or some shit and are all desperately trying to get real work and hence can be found on linkedin. now post her to 4channel.org/int/cum

Angel baby you got me feeling kinda blue

Whats the point of roblox?

>>213551938
I got banned once for talking about jumping a coworker who beat me up at work and then I said the word "gun" and got a second ban
unironically you need karma to be able to post anywhere with traffic
I like to make outlandish shitposts and see their retarded responses to something clearly fake

I'm 26 and I have no idea what it's like to be in a relationship. At this point I think it's too late for me. Even if I were to somehow get into a relationship it's going to be immediately obvious to the woman that I'm way behind the curve and she'll probably want to leave for someone more experienced.

>>213551961
>I have used 4chan since I was 11
I'm sure this had no adverse effects on your mental state

>>213551995
You should have a pretty good idea from anime and manga and books.

>>213551950
I still don’t understand why the black guy wanted his gun wrapped in cellophane
wouldn’t that make pulling the trigger impossible?

>>213551974
post your pompadour hairdo

im sorry god

>>213552002
It made me better than normalfags.

the whole "pair-bonding" instinct thing is a total incel myth just like telegony btw, there is no actual science to back it up

>>213552003
>t. has also never been in a relationship

>President Trump says he can’t reveal who operated the mystery drones over New Jersey

>“I can’t tell you who it was and what it was…

>I’d love to tell you actually, but it’s not up—

>It’s not a big deal… It’s not a problem at all.”

Umm, who's in charge of this country?

a door has been opened for you. check your email.

>>213552036
>
yup no adverse effects

>>213551995
most women worth pursuing don't care about that shit. they care about what you can contribute today.

had some fat jamaican bitch suck me thru my cargo shorts on the TTC

>>213552022
>post your pompadour hairdo

>>213551995
if you’re good looking and normie then you’ll be fine

>>213552012
they were never meant to pull the trigger, as demonstrated by one of the Californian Nazi robbers blowing Dexter's sister to bits and then there's a radio new report on 7 casualties in the robbery, but cause Zahler wants to be the next Tarantino you don't get to see that. I managed to dl one of his crime novels, gonna get around to it soon.

>>213552077
Most women worth pursuing don't exist.

>>213551934
They were only together for about a year, and split up before I was born.

>>213551984
Someobody said "If this doesn't happen I'm going to kill myself." and I replied "Well you're going to have to kys because..."

Reddit's AI couldn't tell that we weren't actually talking about suicide and I got perma'd. OP's post and several replies in the thread were also removed, and it was the most mundane topic. Garbage site

>>213552083
No III don't wanna fall in love...with you

>>213551961
I remember using internet forums a lot back in the day, all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

>>213552115
if most women aren't worth pursuing, why do you care about being in a relationship?

you look like the last shit i took

>>213552131
HIM SAY U SA GOON

>>213552131
yeah pretty much

>>213552107
I am neither of those things. I totally shut down when I'm in social situations and I'm a 6/10 at best looks wise.

>>213552083
Damn you're kind of handsome (no homo)

unfortunately
>>213551373 (OP)
>>213551373 (OP)
>>213551373 (OP)

>>213551373 (OP)
I don't have a plan anyore beyond continuing to save and invest money, and hope one of my stocks sky rockets by the time i hit 40

>>213552052
it's just spy drones. it's not that deep. People are retarded

>>213552207
WHERE DO I GET MY COCK SUCKED, WHERE DO I GET MY ASS FUCKED?

>>213551995
Same...
https://youtu.be/9zYL-XylC74

I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY BUT I KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT EVERY TIME

The battlestation

Time to troll some kids on Roblox

>>213552246
i hate carpeted floors

>>213552052
>Who's in charge of this country?
The Overlords obviously.

>>213552260
>A4-H2O

very nice. desk needs to be height-adjustable though

>>213552052
>Umm, who's in charge of this country?
The Persians tried to warn us long ago...

evens and i'll get the job
odds and I won't

>>213551995
I had my first relationship at 25 lol

edibles kicking in

https://youtu.be/sEtINhvPO7s

>>213552298
Congrats nigga!

Provos are scum.

What happened to the Canadian who got scammed by the Singaporean girl?

>>213551373 (OP)
Another day wanting to fucking kms because I hate my job so much. I have to learn to completely dissociate and just stop caring. I have an escape plan thats all that matters. Lease ends November and I'm planning to quit right in January so that I get paid out for all the vacation days I didn't use after they replenish for 2026. In the meantime there's no reason for me to give a single fuck.

Any /cum/anons work a job that you absolutely, completely, utterly despise? A job that makes you dread every waking moment and torments you even when you're not there, because the knowledge that you'll have to go back constantly weighs on your mind? How do you cope?

>>213552047
see>>213552003

POG MO THOIN

>>213552346
answer him

>>213552356
Most of us are neets.

>>213552355
Wasn't a scam bruh.

>>213552356
just get a better job, sheesh

>>213552379
if only all of us could be so lucky

>>213552277
>>213552286
These kind of conspiracies are actually a cope for the fact that there is no grand plan and humans are really just winging it until we kill ourselves

>>213552333
>Every 1/64th Irish mutt and troon worshipped the IRA for beating the British
>fast forward to now
>IRA openly advocates for infinity brown people to Ireland
>meanwhile Ulster Loyalist Chuds burn down migrant housing and beat them up on the streets
>Irish Catholics from the Republic hold joint marches with the Loyalists instead of the Provos because of how cucked they are
Ironic innit? The Loyalists are doing more to protect Ireland than the Irish, also becoming more pro-British than the English themselves

>>213552298
i have an interview tommorow
Rolling

>>213552380
You want become a financial advisor by sending money to some gook girl, lul.

man says what was your ancient civilization. nukka, we are slavs, we hail from no civilization at all, by some accounts our ancestors couldn't even work iron when they descended on the western reaches of what is now eastern europe, but they were ready to throw down with anybody anytime, which is what made them popular with the local peasantry.

>>213552379
Must be fucking nice. Only time I was ever NEET in my life was during the pandemic. Got paid more than I was earning from wageslavery in sweet sweet unemployment benefits. It was the best year of my entire miserable stupid incel life. Fucking glorious. I wish it lasted forever. I've been wageslaving since 9th grade in high school. Please can we get another pandemic please please PLEASE

>>213552412
wagmi

Yesterday with her help I made roughly $200 CAD in USDT, with only about $5,150 CAD.

these sativa packs hittin like they did back in 2019

>>213552430
>He thinks it's real trades
I truly hope this is a LARP lol

>>213551373 (OP)
I am complete fat ass

>>213552356
Pretty much every job i've ever worked

I'm fairly normal and have a pretty good understanding of people just from reading books and watching anime

>>213552438
Once I have money hitting my account and especially once I finally meet her in person I'll know 100.00%.

>>213552454
Chinese cartoons aren't people
Books are good though

Degeneracy is good. it makes my penis go erect as in the blood flows to it and then white stuff comes out
Happens to anyone else?

>>213552487
Fuck yeah.

Legalize and regulate prostitution.

I'm fairly normal and have a pretty good understanding of people just from picking up dead squirrels then using taxidermy to dress them up into an army of Roman legionnaires that I use to recreate mock battles for fun.

>>213552434
>sativa packs
???

Thoughts on Vampire: The Masquerade?

>>213552457
This is your financial advisor Ling Ching. Please, send all your money to the following btc address so we can double your earnings!

>>213552306
Explain

>>213552507
I am not required to have an opinion on everything.

>this is the new Prime Minister of Lithuania
SEX SEX SEX

One of my best weed highs was on december 24 2019. Been chasing the dragon ever since, the last time I had a weed high like that was in 2021

I have a pretty good understanding of how to be reincarnated and have a harem just from reading stories written for juvenile japanese boys

>>213552522
You do

>>213552487
Yea verily a stream of victuals with no ends satheth the maw of our lord Moloch. I, Mesha the Ammonite, encompass the throat of the king of Judah with mine sandal. His family I hath dragged behind mine chariot in the land of Galilee!

>>213552525
Looks a bit like JLaw.

just don't call me late for supper

>>213552525
Most maga bimbo barbies are hotter than her.

>>213552540
She's cuter than JLaw
>>213552545
I prefer natural looking brunettes over barbie bimbos

>>213552466
Um, hello operator? Yes, I'd like to report dangerous levels of cringe infecting my thread.
Yes I'll hold.

im a creature

>>213552545
bimbo barbies are a turnoff

>>213552502
my favorite strains are platinum cookies and crystal meth

>>213552553
I lose attractition to woman as soon as those wrinkles appear on their neck.

>>213552541
can i call you dmitri

>>213552573
I like when women have little flaws and imperfections, it makes them more real (thus sexier)

What about an early night

I understand you get money from a man who goes by the name of The Sandman

I like when women have little flaws and imperfections, like a supermodel who is lactose intolerant, or a supermodel who is scared of whales, or a supermodel with big feet.

Smokin smokin
We're cookin tonight just keep on tokin
Smokin smokin
I feel alright mama I'm not jokin yeah

This is it. I fucked up. I fucked up and this is my life

My name is Shahpour, I am King of Kings of Persia and all four corners of the earth. By the grace of the water goddess Anahita, I Shahpour, son of Ardashir who vanquished the nomad Vologastes, and of Sasan who tended to the holy fire in Pars, have been granted the holy band to represent my omnipotence. Hark! I assailed the walls of Antioch and its inhabitants dragged behind my horse to inhabit Better-Than-Antioch-Thus-Made-Shahpour! I made the emperor Valentinian kneel before me and placed my royal foot onto his throat! So says Shahpour, brother of the celestial bodies, chosen of Ahura Mazda, King of Kings!

I throw my hands up and go " What do you want from me?"

>>213552626
smoking and plotting

i need a hustle, a way to make money

>>213552667
Throwing up hands sounds painful. How did you eat them in the first place?

anyone want to make a FOTM unity asset flip game with me

Threadly reminder that latinas owe me sex

These little Baltic countries are going to regret having dainty women as their leaders once Russia expands its chimp out

>>213552626
I can't smoke anymore because my gf always wants some and weed gets her crazy horny and I don't have the time or energy to have sex for 4+ hours anymore

HAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT!!!!!

i'm kind of lost on what to do maybe i should learn how to make a unity game

>>213552451
How do you cope? This shit is trapping me in a hole. I'm in school to try and gtfo of this hellish job and industry which I hate working in, but I'm also on academic probation and about to be kicked out of college because my job just kills all my energy and drive and time and by the end of a shift or a weekend I'm so absolutely drained I can't even force myself to do schoolwork. Shits a tarpit of despair.

>>213552709
Totally believable post

why are you torturing me like this
i know you know what you're doing

>>213552720
how about moving into the jungle with the indigenous brazilians to stop the illegal logging and farming that is destroying the rainforest

i want to try brussel sprouts some day

>>213552479
Books and anime are more normal than normalfags

>>213552751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gi5flA7An8

>>213552755
Can you really not buy brussels sprouts in Brazil?

>>213552708
Russia doesn't want to invade the Baltics.>>213552525

>>213552754
dont give a shit about that

Not sure if I should change the bandage tonight or tomorrow

I'm going to invade Slovenia

>>213552525
>>213552553
ugly
liberal physignomy
I bet she is a homosexual globalist who wants to start a war against Russia.

>>213552711
Jews try to make these people principled martyrs when they literally sold out America for Bolshevism (petty ethnic in-group loyalty)

>>213552711
Ghislaine Maxwell's father was a Mossad spy who alerted Israel of a whistleblower who had told MI6 about Israel's secret nuclear program. The whistleblower was kidnapped from the UK and taken to Israel by Mossad to serve two decades in an Israeli prison.

>>213552768
probably can somewhere i just never seen them

>>213552774
you don't give a shit about anything anyways, so why not do something that helps the world

dang skeeters got me all itchy and scratchy

>>213552784
Did you get a new tattoo?

>>213552785
With what army?

>>213552810
BTS army

I want a black gf so fucking bad but all the black girls in my city are fat as fuck.

I always wanted to drink beer ever since watching that one scene in shawshank redemption where they tar the roof

>>213552807
No. Got a cut stitched up

>>213552810
CUM Liberation Army

>>213551669
where did you find her

>>213552834
90%+ of African American women are overrated, and more than 50% are obese.
Not even exaggerating, that's how bad it is

>>213552785
I once saw a youtube video by an American petty officer from Aviano who resolved to visit Slovenia and all the Italian girls at the bistro he attended in the meanwhile were like why the hell would anyone want to go to Slovenia and then he's at this disgusting bar in Nova Gorica and he sees a Slovenian soldier in uniform and he stands up and asks for his name and rank and they salute each other cause they're both NATO soldiers...I haven't been able to find it since

>>213552801
why don't you go, besides indigenous are just retarded they aren't the forest protectors in communion with nature your dumbass think they are, they're basically africans in the jungle

>>213552791
>>213552793
The founder of the Church of Satan, Anton Lavey, was also a passionate Zionist and he stole weapons from a US military base and helped get them illegally shipped to Israel.

>>213552856
because i have a life worth living and you don't

>>213552619
a candy colored clown they call the sandman

That’s because you’ve never been on a job site. Welcome to the real world buddy

>>213552851
OVERWEIGHT, not overrated

>>213552875
but also overrated

>>213552892
fug when are they gonna nuke us??

test

>>213552837
Ah. Somehow in all my 31 years of life I've never had a cut so bad it needed stitches – and when I say that, actually, there have been a few occasions when I should have gotten stitched up but didn't, but it's whatever. The only stitches I've ever gotten were when I got my wisdom teeth out but they were the kind that dissolve.

>>213552857
Do you have a source for this? I would really like to make satanists cry by pointing this out, nothing troons hate more than a zionist nowadays

>>213552892
I mean, they're not wrong

>>213552493
It doesn't need to be regulated. Nothing ever needs to be regulated ever. Especially not dick into the vagina
don' need no govment inspector nosing around in pussy

>>213552901
oi nigel look he's doing the funny walk again

>Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction It is already happening to some extent in our own society. Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed modern society gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual's internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable.

To this day no one has ever actually been able to refute him. The only rebuttals rely on intentionally arguing in bad faith or misinterpreting his argument to the point of strawmanning. Industrial society was a mistake. Every day I pray that a solar flare destroys the electric grid worldwide and the resulting societal chaos and disruption destroys organized industrial society for good.

>>213552743
i'm also back in school doing the same thing as you
Try not to think about it and remind myself i'm going to die eventually anyway
and also copious amounts of alcohol

making a video game is just a lot of work for basically no return

>>213552947
Most people nowadays don't actually disagree with Ted's central premise

>>213552793
Whistle blowing has consequences. you don't just get to leak govment secrets chud
if the U.S did the same thing you'd be celebrating it

oh?

>>213552947
Antidepressants aren't exactly soma, anon. Without medication I wouldn't have been able to make the slow but compounding improvements I've made to my life.

>>213552900
nice dubs

I'm signing up for a blacksmithing class. My plan is to start a business making custom armor pieces for cosplayers.

>>213552947
How does he know people were happy in the past when we don't have statistics on life satisfaction from the deep past?

>>213552982
I would gas 15.8 million jews with pesticide to touch her boobies.

European? More like I'm a-peein'

>>213552947
ok nigga NATURE gives you conditions that make you terribly unhappy and even worse, dead

Laundry basket full, don't know if I should take it to the washing machine now or wait til tomorrow

>>213552907
Not sure if I really needed it but it will speed up recovery a lot and get me back to work quickly. The surgeon at the clinic said it was necessary to stitch it up too

YARRR YE CUTTY ROGUE, MEET NOT MY BLADE OR I'LL HAVE ME BOSUN MAKE SHORT WORK OF YER CREW!

would you rather be executed by firing squad or lethal injection

>>213553040
THEYRE DUSTING OFF THE HAT SEAT FOR ME

>>213553040
Lethal injection

>>213553040
Firing squad

>>213553040
Firing squad but I want them to use miniguns and completely decimate me

>>213553035
are you threatening me

6 to one half a dozen to another

In Belarus they use firing squad. They executed some Muslim terrorists by firing squad last year.

Lethally inject your AIDS riddled dick in my dad's ass

>>213553040
electric chair

>>213553004
It's self evident
>>213552985
You're looking at things from a contemporary standpoint in the first place. "Self improvement" in its current conception is a relatively novel idea to begin with. The idea that you have to make these changes to yourself to "improve" are largely a result of environmental and societal factors forcing you to adapt.
>>213553013
Pre-industrial society wasn't perfect, far from it. But it was better for the psyche and spiritual life of the individual than being a cog in a massive global machine.

I take no responsibility for societal problems. It's simply never my problem ever

>>213552953
>and also copious amounts of alcohol
Same but opiod analogues, research chemicals, and hyper processed kratom alkaloids with a potency comparable to morphine.

>>213553076
THIS AIN'T THE PORT OF SPAIN, YE TOFF! STAND AND DELIVER LEST I MAKE YE WALK TH' GANGPLANK!

>>213553093
>The idea that you have to make these changes to yourself to "improve" are largely a result of environmental and societal factors forcing you to adapt.
Environmental and societal factors have always forced people to adapt though
You think nomadic peoples didn't struggle with adapting to civilization?
Stuff is always changing

>>213552982
I've been reading "Knights of Bushido". Japanese were some sick fucks man.

Spitalians

Oh yeah
Alright
Take it easy baby
Make it last all night

>>213553105
I'm too much of a pussy for hard drugs like that
i'm afraid of ruining my mind and making myself stupid
Alcohol is the only thing which relaxes me

a poem should rhyme

>>213553081
I bet the Muslims were sent there by Ukraine to stir up trouble.

>>213553040
Firing squad and it's not even close. Lethal injection sounds extremely painful and horrifying. To my understanding they basically paralyze you then shoot your veins full of sodium or some shit? Fuck that. Imagine being completely unable to move and then having a heart attack.

when she gives you the ntr eyes as soon as oji nigga shows up

>>213553152
He's right NGOs are just a front for western influence
could care less if some fake and gay non profits get banned

>>213553161
ntr eyes, like truth and beauty, do not exist in the third dimension

>>213553148
When I was 1 and 20, I heard a wise man say
Give crowns and pounds and guineas
But not your heart away

The girl I had sex with last night just called me drunk and we talked for half an hour while her sister and nieces were running around screaming in the background. She got very mad at me for mentioning my ex when we were texting earlier. She said she wants to come over tomorrow morning while shes hung over and have sex again.

I'm pregnant

>>213553152
MY president

One time my brother dated this bimbo with fake tits and I made fun of her to my mom and she said "So what, if we had the money we all would" and it really made me think

>>213553040
Circular firing squad

If you knew your child was intersex, would you abort it?

>>213553225
No

>>213553221
Your mom is a trashy hoe. Tell her I said so

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>>213553221
How big would your fake tits be if money wasn't an object

>>213553225
i would abort it regardless, nigga i dont have a job

>>213553225
Just sow up its vagina or whatever and pretend it's normal

Craving a Double QP w/cheese ngl

>>213553221
I'm not one for morality, but that is a reprehensible sentiment

>>213553250
Enjoy rotting in hell for all eternity, piece of shit

im back

Better question
If you knew your child would end up like Jason, would you abort it?

>>213553293
Yes

SEX HAVERS OUT!!!!!

>>213553250
Hoje era meu dia de postar no fio amerigordo

women be like i’m a self important bitch because i started a small business selling tampons made out of reclaimed trash from the ganges river

>>213553293
No. Jason is happy

>>213553024
That's good brother. How much did that cost you if you don't mind me asking?

>>213553307
GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI
GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI

>>213553293
Yes
Though people who end up like Jason are usually because of how their parents treat them (enablers) rather than some birth defect

New

>>213553335

>>213553247
I actually wouldn't mind pec implants

>>213552769
lol

>>213553147
>m afraid of ruining my mind and making myself stupid
It's a real risk, but also note that stress/cortisol will also absolutely destroy your mind too, so there's a balance to be struck. In the end it's all about balance. Course I don't live what I'm preaching here. At all.
>I'm too much of a pussy for hard drugs
Good. That doesn't make you a pussy it makes you smart. Hard drugs are ruining my life, slowly but surely. You want no parts of that garbage.

>>213553260
>grabbing a solid object like a burger
>reaching your hands into a giant pile of mashed foods and sauce
Hmmm, almost like these aren't the same thing. Maybe she'd have a point if westerners ate mashed potatoes and gravy with our barehands. Perhaps she's retarded from a lifetime of diseases and malnutrition and as a result unable to realize the distinction. Tragic.

>>213553040
firing squad

>>213553143
WOULD YOU FUCK ME?
I WOULD FUCK ME.