Thread 213556153

It makes sense

We are imperials

>>213556153 (OP)
you colored Finland and Estonia wrong

Thought russians were the dark elves.

>>213556153 (OP)
>high elves in engerland
those are orcs.
Regardless of the details, I need, NEED a goblin wife. It is vital that I get this.

>>213557284
Yugos are more fit to be dark elves

>>213556153 (OP)
Hm

>>213556153 (OP)
I’m literally dwarf thoughbeit

i would rather be a dwarf

>>213556153 (OP)
>bri'ish people
>high elves
I chuckled

>>213556153 (OP)
Poland will become Valinórë (or at least Númenórë) in 2030

Brits should be Bretons, its where the name comes from after all...

>>213556153 (OP)
No, it doesn't.

>>213559897
Is this you https://www.youtube.com/@thebordoshow/videos ?

>>213560272
lol, no
He’s based though

>>213556153 (OP)

We are actually descendants of giants

>>213556153 (OP)
we’re skaven

>>213556153 (OP)
gondor = iberia, italy and greece

>>213556153 (OP)
Wasn't Rhun literally based on Russia? I imagine orcs come from down south

>>213556153 (OP)
British people are the last people that would be high elves. They're the trashiest people of Western Europe

>>213556153 (OP)
pretty sure mongoloids are supposed to be orcs

>>213560272
>>213560374
I have met him irl, cool dude

>>213560272
he looks like a tall dwarf

>>213556153 (OP)
actually retarded

>>213556153 (OP)
i hope you dont mind me tweaking your map a little bit

>>213561861
>t.goblin

>>213557422
*orcs led by high elves

>>213565690
*By sauron

It's amusing that people think that Slovenia and Albania have EVEN THE SLIGHTEST, TINIEST, MOST MICROSCOPIC THING in common. It's like that linguistic map that gets posted here where Slovenian is the closest Slavic relation of Albanian. I mean, people actually, unironically think this is the Balkans. No, really, it may seem odd, but they do! And I mean make Greek dance moves, calling your booze raki and calling everyone brother Balkans. Eating borek Balkans. Wrapping your wife in a black sheet Balkans. That's a different civilization, a completely different part of the world from here, except for immigrants.

>>213567782
>saaar we are central european saaAAAAAAARRRRRRR

>>213569050
East Europe starts at Rhein.

>>213556153 (OP)
Brits are hobbits lmao
>High elves
The nerve of brits I swear big le mao

>>213569129
this but unironically

>>213556153 (OP)
>anglos
>high elves

>>213569129
tsmt
i live 20km west of the Rhein btw

>>213563210
To continue the tweaks

>>213569129
yes but it's asia instead of eastern europe

Brutalist architecture originated in bongistan. If that doesnt scream orc I dont know what does.

high elves should be Russians

>>213556153 (OP)
Englishmen are OBVIOUSLY hobbits

High elves would be whoever did renaissance florence and the palace of versailles and stuff like that. Not some bongotrash suicide fuel brick favela made by orcs for orcs.

>>213556153 (OP)
test

In fact I vote france and french belgium as high elves cause art nouveau appeared there (cause they were sick of anglorc brutalist architecture) which is the most elf-like architecture I can think of.

>>213570576
>>Russians, Ukrainians and Belarusians grouped into different categories

>>213556153 (OP)
poles, czechs and slovaks have literally nothing to do with germans and austrians, don't know why they're grouped with the same meymey color in this reddit meymey

>>213556153 (OP)
>Dark Elves
That's not even a thing in Middle-earth. Sindar are Grey Elves, the only dark elf was Eol and he was thrown from Gondolin's walls.

>>213556153 (OP)
The Orcs are the Arabs.

>>213570084
My thoughts exactly

>>213556153 (OP)
Germany is Altmer country ALBEIT

>>213569129
According to who?