Thread 213556459

Do HOA compliance enforcers patrol neighborhoods in armored vehicles and liquidate would-be violators on-site in your cunt?
>USA
>Yes, code compliance is non-negotiable here.

My European brain cannot comprehend this

>>213556479
Home ownership?

>>213556479
he pulled a gun on a government worker, is a potential threat
lesson: cut your grass

That doesn't sound like freedom

>>213556502
w*stoids are divorced from the concept of home ownership
One is the full sovereign of the property he owns here, however

>>213556459 (OP)
Do you just have police driving around armored vehicles in your safe neighborhoods?

>>213556479
Grass was unkempt and clearly a few inches too tall.
This is seen as moral failing and borderline treason in America. Anti-HOA dissidents are dealt with accordingly.

https://youtu.be/1j_EEyCKOCE

>>213556459 (OP)
In a way, whites also get policed for dumb shit while browns roam the streets raping and pillaging. In that sense we are similar.

>>213556459 (OP)
>NO JOHNNY, DON'T DO IT!

Mow or get mowed down

based

>>213556530
HOAs is our little piece of Europe bureaucracy and regulation all condensed in the the one thing that is sacred, a home. Shit, if anything this is a valid reaction

>>213556459 (OP)
This is the price of freedom.
The blood of patriots shall fertilize neatly trimmed lawns.

>>213556575
As somebody who lives in Oklahoma, I'll tell you right now it isn't uncommon here to hear somebody murmer having a gun room, and you bet your tight little man ass if it's barelyyyy legal and the ATF hates it, they have it. Flamethrowers, 37mm grenade launchers, Micro ARs, "Not-Technically-a-machine-gun" machine gun with an forced reset trigger, list goes on. Even saw a guy put a glock on a drone just for shit and giggles.

The real question here, is why the fuck would somebody move all the way to Muskogee, Oklahoma just to live in a neighborhood instead of buying a plot of land doing what you please

>>213556459 (OP)
>"Attention Citizen! You are in breach of local ordinance §15.1786. Come out with your hands up, you have.. FIFTEEN SECONDS TO COMPLY"

>>213556479
I can imagine America might as well be Mars at this point, lol

Why does HOA need MRAPs and armoured vehicles?

>>213556459 (OP)
These houses are extremely soulless

>>213556459 (OP)
Are american cops plan on going to war in these cars?

>>213557079
he got a call from a government officer about someone with a rifle pointed at them

so yes, they are going to war

>>213556459 (OP)
Civil war in USA would be kino to watch

>>213557071
To be fair, they kind have to be, feels like Muskogee gets wiped off the map by a series of tornadoes every other year

>>213556513
Do ICE count as government workers?

>>213556459 (OP)
>Be American
>Pulled over by the police for speeding
>It's a $25 fine
>Plus $285 tip

They famously don't tolerate neither grass nor being high in muskogee

My grass is knee high, would they order a drone strike if I lived in the land of the free?

>>213557216
I mean, considering they have lighthorse down there, they kind of don't lol. Also the Muskogee is the capital of the Muscogee Nation and can kind of do what they want within reason and only really have to answer to the federal government now because of a recent supreme court ruling. They can completely side step Oklahoma as a political entity

>>213556459 (OP)
>IS THAT GRASS GROWING AAAAAH NO IT NEEDS TO BE CUT DOWN TO NOTHING BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT WOULD BE NATURE AND THATS ICKY EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE A GREEN DESERT
why are boomers like that?

>>213557234
>would they order a drone strike?
HOA would, and there's legally nothing you can do since you were dumb enough to live in a HOA neighborhood. Shit's almost as embarrassing as letting a man fuck your screaming wife and raid your fridge, just for him to come back to fuck you too. Which is what HOA does, fuck you, hard.

>>213557212
>Reach for the purse
>AAAHH HES DOING A MOVEMENT
>*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

>>213557234
you get many warnings first, don't worry about it

>>213557200
better, they are law enforcement

>>213557136
the people would lose

>>213557136
Would be a pressure cooker for the rest of the world though

>>213556459 (OP)
free...dums?

this is what neighborly disputes between rival HOAs in america look like and it's beautiful

>>213557658
In a way, it's kinda cool that in parts of the US you can live in a wild west.

>you haven't mowed your lawn this week...?
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG* DIE YOU COMMIE SCUM
why are americans like this???

>>213556459 (OP)
lmao

>>213557136
>Civil war in USA would be kino to watch
Maybe, US citizenry has an abundance of small firearms, but generally lacks explosive or anti-vehicle weaponry.
Do you think Russia would funnel MANPADs and RPGs into the US in such an event or stay out of it completely?

>>213557658
sovl

>>213557063
Crazed anarchist who lets his grass grow too tall, completely unpredictable and volatile situation, you need all the protection and firepower you can get.

>>213557819
Except I can literally buy some tannerite, stick it to a sugar rocket and that would be just as good as an RPG in minecraft lol. Shit, even if you scale that up are have some skills like machining, welding or have an A&P license, you'd probably have the knowledge necessary to build a missile in minecraft.

Only thing that's stopping me from doing so is the law and my own moral standing.

>>213556459 (OP)
what in the world

>>213556602
why does he carry around a fun sized buttplug?

>>213556459 (OP)
tree of liberty gotta be watered (within regulations)

>>213557658
https://youtu.be/l8TXesafZws?si=k0J2Z5SRpLN08PDM
Somebody sync it

>>213557658
I kind of disappointed I didn't see a single Draco

>>213557658
based

>>213556459 (OP)
>In america if you don't perfectly mow your lawn an armored vehicle with a gun on top will show up in front of your door and gun you down

>>213556459 (OP)
And americans claim to be free while literally living in a russia-tier controlled society

>>213558183
>>213558203
Americans are born, start off 100k in hospital debt, get their penis mutilated without anesthesia, then held 16 years in solitary confinment, being fed only corn syrup and breathing toxic leaded air, until they can get a driver's license.

By the time they can leave their suburban home they are utterly deranged and can only function as soulless golems to fight for Israel.

>>213556459 (OP)
Freedom ain't free

Grass too high=NAP violation
Tomahawk tactical strike ordered on his dog and kids. No mercy for those who threaten our freedom.

>>213558203
Because it's HOA, probably the one thing in America where they'd be a smooth transition for somebody like yourself

>>213558282
cope

>>213558115
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754554906497662.webm

>>213557658
Why the fuck do niggers put a giggle switch on their glock? Do they think higher rate of fire = more power.. er? Shit, if you're going to break the law anyway, at least throw on a wire stock and a grip so you can at least aim the fucker and aren't mowing down grandma, Jesus H. Christ.

>>213558282
Why is some corporate organization allowed to decide what you do on your property? Why are they allowed to show up with guns to your door? This isn't freedom, this is oppression

>>213556513
That grass isn't even tall

>>213558412
0.5cm too tall, that guy had it coming

>>213558398
You wouldn't understand you europeen commie bastard, or something like that

>>213557234
Dude it's a safety hazard. Aren't you worried a wild Pokemon will attack?

>>213556502
sweden has a higher rate of home ownership than the US

>>213556479
Sorry! Your grass was TOO HIGH. It looks WRONG.

>>213557687
You're telling me you down have shootouts in your country?

>>213560876
>you down

Saar please do not redeem the shooutout

>>213558536
Bodied that high-fructose corn syrup sipping freakazoid.

>>213556459 (OP)
What a brave soldier taking down that communist, HAMAS terrorist! High grass is the number 1 symptom of wokeness (terrorism)

>>213556502
home owner associations and military tier patrols...

>>213556459 (OP)
land of the free :DDD
dog bless :D

>>213561129
first high grass, next day they call for high wages

>>213561422
oh my reagan not the wages!

>>213556459 (OP)
>there to address high grass
>grass is extremely short

>>213556459 (OP)
LOL'd out loud. We're hitting levels of dystopia previously not thought possible.

>>213557136
Imagine the kino once the chinese militias start being deployed on the shores and the factions have to unite to beat them

grass must be short so President Trump can play golf in your backyard

>>213562386
You think that's short? Give me your home address, citizen-I mean, fellow anon.

>>213556602
I live in the USfor a while and nothing this cool ever happened.

>>213558351
>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
the worst part about this isn't that one retard taking inspiration from chairman Xi, it's the gormless masses who enable him and the competitive fellators in his ranks who have given up any and all dignity and morals to have a crumb of power, anywhere else in the developed world you try flying an idea like that in a room you just get told "who the fuck do you think you are"

>>213558351
>dancing trump
kek thats actually cool and fun

>>213562386
I don't live in a HOA neighborhood, but my town has a law that limits grass at three inches.
Some fat bitch who lives down the street called the town on me once and they threatened to fine me for having an overgrown lawn, but I told them I was away serving in the military and the lady on the phone got all quiet, thanked me for my service, then hung up.
All this shit is just boomers going mad with power. You just need to big dick them and bring them back down to earth

>>213556502
If you cannot keep your grass as tall as you want, does it really count as home ownership?

>>213564314
Think of the heckin property values bro

>>213564376
Why the fuck would I? In fact why would anyone?
As far as I understand it seems to just be boomers who want to sell their house at inflated cost to move to Florida or something, doesn't look like a good deal to me if I have to wear a broom up my ass thorough my whole life to keep those up

>>213556459 (OP)
Why are American so obsessed with law enforcements, private police, militias and the general "operator/agent" aesthetic?

>>213556459 (OP)
Paranoid law enforcers are a direct consequence of EVERYONE having guns. You don't see law enforcers blowing people's brain out in europe because "they were in fear for their lives" at the smallest movement.

>>213566077
Well, who else is going to enforce and protect all our Freedom, anon?

>>213556479
The grass was .25mm to tall

>>213556459 (OP)
>Do HOA compliance enforcers patrol neighborhoods in armored vehicles and liquidate would-be violators on-site in your cunt?
Why do some Americans and arabs fail to grasp the concept of not pulling a weapon on a LEO
I swear most of the police activity videos are of retards that pull weapons on cops only to be fatally shot

>>213558536
do you live in sweden

>>213556479
Most new homes in the US after under their own small government that enforce arbitrary rules and can sell "your home" if you violate those rules.

>>213566077
cornballs who never grew out of Call of Duty.

>>213568356
Lol, my colleague got a letter from his HOA saying they were seizing his property in 30 days for having an overnight guest 7 days in a row

>>213556459 (OP)
>>213558351
dystopian kino

>>213556459 (OP)
This isn't HOA, this is municipal code enforcers.

>>213568327
Is an HOA really an official body of the US government? If so, why do they exist?

>>213568542
This is the worst thing I've read today, what the fuck

>>213556513
lant of the fee :DD

>>213568697
To manage shared infrastructure.
Cities know that they'll never receive enough property tax to provide services to new suburban developments, so they only approve them if they create an HOA entity to manage the streets, water distribution, stormwater.

Its exactly the same thing as the entity that manages a multi-family building with individually owned units (we also call this an HOA), but rather than managing the roof and exterior, they manage the private streets.

>>213568542
How on Earth can that be legal even
And why would they care

>>213556459 (OP)
HOME

OWNERS

ASSOCIATION

DID

THE

RIGHT

THING

THE GRASS WAS TOO TALL

LOOK HOW TALL THE GRASS WAS

IT COULD BE HIDING DANGEROUS SHIT

HE NEED TO GET KILLED

THANK YOU OFFICERS

THANK YOU US SOLDIERS

DOG BLESS AMERIGA

You people are whining about HOAs for something the city government did

>>213568797
My opinions on giving private entities duties that governments usually perform aside, why should they have a say in what your house and/or garden should look like when neither violates any law?

>>213569004
Because some of them get overtaken by petty tyrants. Its the fault of the homeowners who voted them in.

I personally will never live in a suburban subdivision so I don't really care.

>>213568963
It's so fucking funny how half the comments are defending the police/soldiers in tanks/HOA.

It's so fucking funny.

>grass too tall?
>YEAH KILL 'EM!!!

>>213568963
>tall grass
>rats
What a retarded

>>213569004
The legal reasoning is that people agreed to restrictions when they purchased the house.

>>213569115
>tall grass
>no rats

Retard.

Is HOA one of those indirect means America uses to kill Black people? This is on another level of fucked up

I always thought it's funny how Americans claim to follow this "Ethos" of freedom, almost like it's a religion. While at the same time their own govt step on their freedom in such blatant ways.

The worst part is they do nothing about it while they claim they would "if that ever happened to ME".

>>213569252
No one is ever taking on the state bro

>>213557658
Very Sovlful.

>>213569196
Niggers don't live in places with HOA.

>>213556602
On the one hand the guy did pull a gun and started shooting first, on the other one having an armored vehicle with some heavily armed dudes come to your house because of slightly overgrown grass is some dystopian shit.

>>213556459 (OP)
OP I dont like HOAs any more than you do but if you dont want to pay HOA dues and dont want to follow their faggy rules then just dont move to a neighborhood with a HOA
Shrimple as

>>213569115
there's ratatas and shit in there bro

>>213569405
>On the one hand the guy did pull a gun and started shooting first

Oklahoma has castle doctrine. You can shoot if you tell people to FUCK OFF and they don't.

>>213568845
Hoas are binding contracts and retards are too stupid to not read them. Its like 5% of homes and mostly in NIMBY areas. The reason they exist is so they can stereotype and segregate legally

I'M PROUD TO BE AN OKIE FROM MU-AAAACK!

>>213569468
My problem is that you cane forced into a HOA even if you do a private sale. Someone else's contract wouldn't effect my ability to purchase something

makes me glad i'm paying 1600 USD in rent to not have to live in fear of being shot because my grass it too large for boomers
thank god we don't provide easy access to firearms here

>>213557777
HOA is the reason USA looks so good, also here is a (you) because of quads

>>213556602
could you explain the fun sized buttplug?

>>213556502
HOA is against the very concept of ownership.
How the fuck you claim to be free when you have this mini communist shit around your own neighborhood telling you what to do with the land you supposed to "own"?
HOA contradicts the idea of free america.

>>213570107
Privatized governance is not communist lol.

>>213557348
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*tchk tchk click*
PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR BACK.
I SAID
PUT. YOUR FUCKING HANDS. BEHIND. YOUR BACK.
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STOP RESISTING
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>>213570326
HOAs give you no freedom and all the leaders of the HOA are appointed by the builder or city before you moved in.
Its a communist dictatorship you are cucked into paying taxes to.

>>213568963
>tall grass breeds rats
Are they on crack?

>>213564255
>my town has a law that limits grass at three inches.
>Land of the free.....

>>213556459 (OP)
Why do none of the houses have gardens?

>>213570107
>HOA contradicts the idea of free america.
Not really. You are free to live in an HOA or not.

>>213566077
Americans think they live in a movie, and have violent fantasies. At least these rightoid types do. You can make fun of American libtards who live on the coasts but they don't do this stupid shit.

>>213571064
having non sancioned plants would diminish property value

>>213567978
We're not Europe, fuck off

>>213571258
No wonder that HOA is allowed in your cunt. That is like saying youre free because you get to choose to choose what rations of slop youre going to eat tommorow. The point is their very existence is a violation against the rights to rule over the land you own, its a contradiction within ametican ideology, people that live under HOA rules arent renting their land from HOA, they fucking own the property. Come again when homeowners are allowed to shoot HOAs tresspassing their lawn and then and only then you can call yourself free.

>>213556502
amerigolems like you acting smug about your ""rights" and gun ownership will never fail to make me laugh when you get no knock raids and if you dare to defend yourself and your property you end up with a life sentence for killing a cop if you're lucky

>>213557819
>Do you think Russia would funnel MANPADs and RPGs into the US in such an event
Literally every country would

>>213571696
The idea behind of an HOA is getting to live in some Truman Show town like Seaside. They want that 1950s feel

>>213571780
Truman show? Isnt that the film where every fabric of a man's life is decided by a hidden figure and he's not even allowed to leave his illusory bubble of "convenience" ? That sounds like next level communist bullshit to me. Gone is time of the free frontier americans.

>>213570107
>>213571696
>>213571780
The point of HOAs is to stop your neighbors from doing stuff like pic rel or from keeping """certain people"""" (i.e. a lot of black people) out of the neighborhood

>>213556459 (OP)
at this point china doesn't even need to make fake propaganda for their citizens

>>213556459 (OP)
>This is ZOG1, suspect's lawn is a tenth over regulation length. Requesting permission to engage with deadly force. Over.

>>213556459 (OP)
Grass is supposed to be long. Its better for the planet.
Dystopian ass shit.
>You vill have short grass, or face our armoured hit squad

>>213571910
In the UK, people who do this will just have the shit out the front taken by the council if it is clearly trash.

>>213571910
Why should it be a problem if they're trashing THEIR OWN LAND
>boohoo my property value
Get fucked, you buy properties either for settlements or business ground not a trading tokens. That is why your kids are struggling to find housings despite living on a gigantic landmass.

>>213571923
Geg

>>213571696
>That is like saying youre free because you get to choose to choose what rations of slop youre going to eat tommorow
Not really

>>213556459 (OP)
someone make a 'jak collage out of this. like BBCson yapping about grass being 1mm taller than possible.

>>213571910
they still do it and abandon.

>>213571910
I get it, but there is a huge difference between this dump and grass 3cm higher than standart

>>213556502
you don't own your home if you have a hoa o algo

>>213572987
they have no authority tb h, they can't force you to do something but i'm sure they gonna make your life a nightmare

>>213556459 (OP)
is he now going to get 50 milion in court

I wouldn't know I lived in an HOA apartment from the yearly dues. I also have the oldest, most dilapidated house on the block and I don't maintain my yard. never got in trouble with them.

>>213573285
>apartment from
apart from

>>213568963
Christ, boomers should just order a napalm strike if tgey want to get rid of high grass. Just like in good old days

>>213556459 (OP)
police brutality in america is just on a different level lmao

>>213563010
i think usa is unironically on the same path as russia was during the early 2000s
corporate interests undermine social security way too much, people are unhappy, democrats seem to be genuinely opposed to meaningful concessions paving path to a caesarean figure who with an army of bootlickers can take power, destroy political institutions and give concessions to the people to legitimize himself

>>213557658
SOVL, I am literally crying right now

>>213572413
Try living by gypsies for a month and see how you feel about it

>>213556502
>all of those seething euros in the replies
holy fucking kek

>>213569963
Haha thanks a lot Anon I didn't know I needed my third world post quota for the week filled in one post

>>213574206
in what country can you pull a gun on the police responding to you being armed and dangerous, and not get shot? why is that a good thing?
not talking about the hoa retard, but this dumbass threatened the cops in the same way.

>>213575496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aboeZMyBP4w

>>213575579
Americans think Europe is noguns and this couldn't happen.

>>213575662
I'm surprised by Poland, I've heard their laws aren't so strict.

>>213557136
cant wait

>>213570643
I don't think you understand what communism is, or understand how HOA governance works.

American suburban sprawl is unworkable without HOAs.

Posts about HOA tyranny gets a lot of replies, but in reality most HOAs just maintain common infrastructure, which is there main purpose. Most people in this thread don't really understand what HOAs are or why cities require them more new suburban developments.

>>213576798
I love HOA!

>>213576798
>cities require them
They actually don't at all. The only real reason any HOA would be mandatory is because their lobbying has got out of control. In some jurisdictions HOAs have been rules as foreign governments and demanded to dissolve, they often enough do not align with the state at all.

>>213556459 (OP)
We're headed for a cyberpunk Dystopia but without any of the cool technology and only the Dystopian society.

>>213556459 (OP)
BASED

Even better is when the Lovin' It enforcers receive an anonymous McTip that a neighbor is reheating fries

>>213577111
Cities do require HOAs.

Clean Water Act, requiring a drainage area, is one of the main reasons HOAs are so common today.

>>213576798
>

>>213577334
Yes thank you for illustrating my point.

If the city government had to maintain all these private streets and individual water connections, that would be terrible for their finances. However if you can offload it onto the HOA, than it works.

>>213577334
>Hanky panky street
O I am laffin

>>213577390
why don't you have neighbourhood stores at all in suburbias? Are they ruled out by HOAs or something?

>>213577538
Development is strictly zoned as residential or commercial with many different layers within that. It's literally illegal to build a store in what is deemed residential area. You can't even build an apartment building in standard residential, some you can't even build townhouses.

>>213577219
Freedom ain't free.

>reheating fries
Economical terrorism.

>>213577538
Main reason is its too low density for them to be viable. Zoning is another reason.

Doesn't really have much to do with HOAs. Zoning is done by the city government. If someone wanted to develop one of those empty plots of land into being commercial or mixed use, they could if the city government approves.

But zoning is another discussion from HOAs.

>>213577744
>Development is strictly zoned as residential or commercial with many different layers within that
That isn't really true, cities can zone however they like. Mixed use zoning isn't that common in suburbs, but that's mainly just because no one wants to build a mixed use building there. Its very common in cities.

Some cities will actually require buildings be mixed use, which is also a problem since it adds costs and the retail space will often just be vacant.

Oklahoma, more like North Texas

>>213556764
What an absolutely retarded post

>>213577955
>>213578018
I mean mostly house stores or stuff like that. A lot of grocery stores in my city, which is a shithole of shitholes, are just ordinary houses with their porch or garage zones worked out to hold a market or a small business. Some thrive, some fail, but people do it and it's common. Why don't americans do that? Especially in those "food deserts" i've heard there are in your cities. That's why im talking about HOA, because i know city government rules the zoning laws in the USA regarding the use of whole buildings, but i guess what i described would be more in the sphere of HOA influence

>>213578573
Main problem with that is that when people are accustomed to driving to a supermarket for everything, that sucks out all the demand for a corner store. Since car ownership in these areas are nearly 100%, there's no incentive for them to pay more at a smaller store than to just drive to the supermarket. The people who choose to live in these suburbs don't really care about walking places.
> Especially in those "food deserts" i've heard there are in your cities.
Food desert isn't a real problem, and those that exist it is mostly caused by demand. Its made up by people who wanted to explain why poor people being obese is the fault of society rather than individual responsibility. People in 'food deserts' just go to a different neighborhood to shop.

>>213578457
It's "North Texas? More like South Oklahoma" you fucking tool

>>213580262
yeah I know, I adapted the joke.