Thread 213556836

Why are Finns so goofy?

>>213556836 (OP)
I'd kill myself. There's no recovering from that.

>>213556836 (OP)
This story never fails to make me laugh

>>213556836 (OP)
This story is one of my favorites

>>213556836 (OP)
Lol

>>213556836 (OP)
most overdone "friend of a friend" story ever, also the joke doesn't work when the greentext is poorly translated from the finnish version

fun fact: If you get caught peeing in one of the cruise ship elevators you have to pay 120 euro fine

>>213557656
That's me
I may be finnish inside

>>213557656
ktim

Kill finns. Behead finns. Roundhouse kick a finn into the concrete. Slam dunk a finn baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy uralics. Defecate in a finns food. Launch finns into the sun. Stir fry finns in a wok. Toss finns into active volcanoes. Urinate into a finns gas tank. Judo throw finns into a wood chipper. Twist finns heads off. Report finns to the IRS. Karate chop finns in half. Curb stomp pregnant slanty finns. Trap finns in quicksand. Crush finns in the trash compactor. Liquefy finns in a vat of acid. Eat finns. Dissect finns. Exterminate finns in the gas chamber. Stomp finn skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate finns in the oven. Lobotomize finns. Mandatory abortions for finns. Grind finn fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown finns in fried chicken grease. Vaporize finns with a ray gun. Kick old finns down the stairs. Feed finns to alligators. Slice finns with a katana.

>>213562654
Kill yourself pajeet

>>213557656
this is a universal human experience

>>213562821
only if you get caught

>>213556836 (OP)
finns are my spirit animal

>>213556836 (OP)
we're not that goofy, our culture is just really really autistic and some people have the tism on top of that making them extra weird