Thread 213558413

Big bad edition

>>213558419
>>213558413 (OP)

nth for the gyaldem

>>213558413 (OP)
Roaring

>>213558413 (OP)
screm de la screm

what level of famous is bradley walsh actually in britain

ozzy osbourne was circumcised :\

>>213558377
William Luther Piercepilled.

>>213558456
bit odd that

>>213558447
elvis

>>213558456
wot

>>213558447
completely obscure. this is 4autism

the wordle GOD strikes again

>>213558475
Are you really a vagina woman? No shade playboy.

The winner got an all inclusive weekend at cronemland with her family

lads you know how when you go into prison they check your bum for contraband?
well what if like you took a poo out of your bum beforehand, and then stashed a switchblade or something WITHIN the poo, are they going to dissect the poo when they find it in your bum?

>>213558413 (OP)
howling

A reminder to all lard arses. NO SHORTCUTS

>>213558506
Howling and scrembling

>>213558456
It was determined this was done by drunk squaddies and the case was dismissed following a motion of Boys Will Be Boys.

>>213558506
white people have no cult-

anyone have any poofs in the family?
got a bent cousin and he's such an unbearable fairy faggot, i'm embarrassed to be related to him

>>213558447
>>213558478
The Chase is a popular show in the UK so lots of people know who Bradley Walsh is. Maybe it's similar to Alex Trebek in North America (RIP to him)

>>213558554
homophobic in 2025? only in australia

so the woke is over but the millions of third worlders are still here what now?

>>213558511
this is because of determinism. if you're fated to be fat you will be fat.

>>213558554
no

>>213558554
Lesbo cousin. She gets in fist fights with her wife on a yearly basis

>Court records show that 211 people living in the hotels, which are used by the Home Office to house asylum seekers, have been charged with a combined 425 offences.
>Of these, 109 were violent offences and 44 were sexual offences, including four counts of alleged rape. There were also 63 theft-related offences.

>>213558561
Informative post ty

>>213558506
It's honestly mental how autistic this activity is. Like if you put yourself into the mind of these girls, to be able to do this in front of a live audience, cameras and all that, and not think it's weird and cringey you HAVE to have autism. To even be so into horses in the first place that you feel a desire to do this is indicative of autism.

the name lesbian comes from the island of lesbos in greece

>>213558567
Sounds like fatty cope. Get off your arse and do something other than shovelling McDonalds down your gaping maw.

>>213558507
They don't stick their hand inside. They ask prisoners to spread or squat and cough

>>213558554
Think my cousin might be a lezzer as she’s been living with her friend for years, if she is then they have the lesbian domestic violent bit down
>cousin got slapped hard in front of everyone during dads birthday
>got slapped again barely 30 minutes later
>both times her friend was calling her an old ugly bitch during this
Must be a WMMA event behind the scenes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80d7l03137o

>filtered by the problem of evil
Yikes this grassing cunt isn't getting my vote

The prisons are full of knives and drugs anyway. The guards take them in and get paid for it. The women guards shag the prisoners too.

>>213558506
>white boys be like seeing this shit

last night's dinner

>>213558590
wonder if "thespian" comes from Thebes

they seem pretty similar

>>213558506
>gold ship stans be like

>>213558562
nothing against homosexuals, only flaming faggots

Getting too dark in here. Time to make my getaway.

>>213558602
>>filtered by the problem of evil
Seems like she understood it perfectly well. If your god exists he's an evil fucking cunt

If a magic genie granted me three wishes, they'd all involve Emma Watson and be quite degenerate.

https://x.com/RaeBeaute/status/1952840510466605486
‘No recourse to public funds’ is another one of those funny British political terms that doesn’t mean what it says on the tin.

>>213558615
That better be vegan.

>>213558615
looks like Lucy Letby dropped by

>>213558615
so this is rorke

>>213558626
doubt it

when I was in secondary school i used to walk home through the woods and sometimes i would do a shit in those woods

>>213558597
didn't say anything about sticking their hand inside, if they inspect a bum and see a poo, are they just going to say "alright fair enough then" and move on?

>>213558413 (OP)
can't wait for the day that old wrinkly cunt dies

>>213558634
>bad thing happen
>God isn't real
WAAAAHH

>>213558689
Probably yeah it's shit kek. They don't get paid enough to shift through turds

stop the boats though right

>>213558716
shut up leftypol

Need Emma Watson to rub her bum in my face and cut the cheese.

>>213558716
>their older brother
why do they have different last names

>>213558742
different dads probably

>a homeless men

who actually writes or edits these articles? You could argue it's all robots but even robots don't make these errors.

>>213558753
Yeah

>>213558716
>leftypol cackling with glee at the murder of a homeless man because white people did it

why does the average british girl have her first child at 16?

>>213558761
Manchestereveningnews
It was written by Rom Preston-Ellis and Ramazani Mwamba

>>213558761
people who are distracted and don't really care about their work

>>213558706
cunt you think a bush can talk and that your porn star waifus are trad christians

>>213558784
If it's Manchester Evening News, it was written by Silly Con and Wonzans Zeros

>>213558776
Is the skin color an average of caramel

>>213558706
>God loves us
>shut up about how bad the planet he made for us is and shut up about how he constantly sentences people to eternal suffering he loves us he loves us!!
Grow up freak

just not feeling summer this year
can't wait to be browsing /brit/ by the fire

fighting crime with a partner lois lane jimmy carter woop woop woop woop woop

>>213558808
another quality article from Artie Fisher n Ted Legients

Going to evensong tonight it's gonna be bussin I'll say it again it's gonna be BUSSIN

working towards a global future

we getting arab money

>>213558794
Wrong on all counts, non of these girls are trad. Saba saying "Lord in heaven" warmed my heart tho

detest fat people unless i'm wanking to bbw bbc born

>>213558885
screaming aint heard this tune in time

got frasier on

>>213558837
People in hell get a second chance after Christ returns

>>213558888
>anime freak
>christian mong
how many other things do you have wrong with you?

ffs

>>213558901
I'm a Niles man, myself

>>213558885
Just rewatched the video and it is surreal that people listened to this kinda hiphop unironically.

>>213558901
any comical misunderstandings or farces happening?

>>213558634
Done him

>>213558706
The real reason to not believe in God is because there is no evidence of God

God could exist maybe, but he could also not exist. I don't think it's rational to believe in him until there is credible evidence of his existence.

>>213558911
When's that going to happen? Jesus is good and god is evil, clearly

>>213558634
>Seems like she understood it perfectly well.
Er no lmao

>>213558917
based. cheaters out.

be fucking nice you stupid cunts

>>213558917
what a fucking bitch

>>213558901
too much of a vf to watch many episodes now
if its about frasier fucking things up with some 10/10 qt I can't bear it

could be a good day for me. Depends what happens

>>213558901
Cheers was much better.

Think I cheated on almost every exam throughout school and even at uni
If I could get away with it I saw no point in not getting a little advantage

The Conservatives won't be putting forward a brown candidate to stand in the next general election because the UK public do not vote for brown prime ministers. It's that simple.

Why do they refuse to for brown candidates? Well that's not for me to say. But we know they don't.

>>213558917
She's vile

>>213558933
God is the root of all presuppositions

>>213558937
God is 3 persons, they are all God and good. As for when Christ returns I don't know

>>213559008
True, she's a stop gap until they figure out where the fuck they're going to find someone that looks competent

>>213558953
>1.2M views for a nowtbarm

decent grift that

never had are deegs down as an anime nonce, but there you go

are e-girls still a thing on this site?

>>213558917
Oh Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch you silly bitch

>>213558917
neoliberal spirit

>>213559032
not an e girl

screaming, howling, dilating, clawing paint off the walls, stabbing my thigh with a spork, wailing, sobbing, laughing, throbbing, vomiting dying..

>>213559045
you forgot pooing and slapping your arse

talk to the hand cause the face aint listening

Hate shitskins me

>>213558953
can't tell why the lad who makes those looks like that

>>213559060
um

>>213559013
>God is the root of all presuppositions
Prove it. Prove that God exists.

>>213559060
see you in three days

>>213559027
he's the holodem/gyaldem poster?

>>213558953
Who the fuck is this chinky and why is he pandering to rorke?

Luv me dad but he gets on me damn nerves

>>213559084
95 IQ moment

>>213559084
i can feel he exists when i get down on my knees

religious debate in /brit/ episode 280934253476

>>213559093
1.2mil views lad

big, big money in the youtube rightwing grift.

>>213559093
Ah yes anyone who agrees with people you disagree with is pandering ah yes

>>213559099
yeh? Close your eyes and take this Euacharist into your body
*unzips*

on the proverbial brit thread eating a proverbial snack

>>213559098
Thank you for conceding that you cannot prove that god exists.

>>213559098
Absolutely not. Intelligent people aren't going to just accept a claim without evidence, are they?

>>213559099
That's just your priest molesting you

>>213559138
fush and chups?

>>213559084
Look around you

>>213559090

girl at work told me she thought I was in my 20s and told me I look way younger than I am. Pretty sure this isn't a compliment

getting drunk and messaging every single girl on my dating app. im gonna regret this tomorrow

>>213559156
(s)creaming

>>213559211
it's something of a faux pas to make two posts in a row

>>213559141
90 IQ moment
>>213559165
Intelligent people understand the original statement you were replying to

>>213559013
>God is the root of all presuppositions
What age were you when you started believing in God?
What made you start believing in God?

I was born without faith in a god and decades later I've acquired no faith. Christianity is not the default in my life or in the lives of most people today or most people who've ever lived

What was the event or influence that made you a Christian?

>>213559226
did I ask for your opinion nigga? I thinks not

>>213559187
>Look around you
Okay I just looked around my room and I can't see God. I think God is probably just a fictional character, invented by humans due to wishful thinking.

Can we just agree as a general to stop the tedious "woman said x to me is that good" posting

We know you just want an excuse to post your interactions with women
It's not impressing anyone

>>213559211
you'll wake up tomorrow with a hundred messages from girls asking to link up with you playa

>>213559236
woman said to me dinner tonight is at 7

that woman? my mum lmao

>>213559228
Thank you for conceding that you cannot prove that god exists.

>>213559188
one time I was buying a beer and the cashier asked for my id and laughed out loud when she saw my dob

taking a girl to eat some fush and chups

>>213559187
>Look around you
There's no God around me. You can't see things that aren't there. You've defeated yourself yet again

get them trannies fighting russia and israel

Leftypol would trade anything on earth for the NHS

>>213559253
Rustler burger and oven chips is it?

If something existed then you wouldn't need to "believe" in it it would just exist regardless of belief or faith

>>213559260
Isn't it winter in your cunt? I wish it was winter already. Just between you and me (summer is for the wogs)

>>213559292
this is the plot of the next james bond

did you know New Zealand has fjords?

>>213559324
white men are embarrassing me with this shit

:-D

>>213559290
why does every us military person seem to have that lumpy fleshy face and dead eyes

test

i think we're even more repressed than the british, at least britain produces a lot of creatives (or at least used to)
even if the average brit stiffens at eye contact, there’s still an embedded cultural allowance for eccentricity, melancholy, wit, and deep introspection. there’s a long-standing respect for weirdness, for writers and musicians and intellectuals
australia is a cultural cul-de-sac, absolutely no room for non-material ambition. you have to either be some crass alcoholic tradie or a soulless property developer or something

>>213559324
white women redeemed

>>213559372
begone

The odd christian in /brit/ always has something wrong with them. I feel sorry for Christians. Imagine your entire life being a lie. Your best case scenario is that youre a slave to an evil magic entity who only loves us as far as we "worship" him. What the fuck

no pollen update?

>>213559343
tasmania does too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macquarie_Harbour

You mean grapies? Uva?

>>213559364
ligma

need a shadowheart gf

>meet a British tranny on a dating app
>have fish and chips with her at HUB in front of Kawasaki Station
>ask her “what about your sex life?” on the first date
>get scolded for asking about it too soon
Why are British people so cautious?
The Chilean girl I met on the dating app touched my willy before I didn't even ask out and had sex on the first date

>>213559306
yes its winter but their is a cats whisker of spring among the winter breeze

>>213559395
>the odd christian

he prefers not to be called that

crab clog pleb
or
clap bloc berg
or
croc ball gyp

>>213559385
true but we have plenty of eccentrics and hippies still if youve ever been to fremantle in wa or something or just hang around the city long enough

>>213559432
nice. you taken your christmas decorations down yet?

>>213559428
need you dead

>>213559439
sock mai deek

if you stop doing something for about a week you won't want to do it anymore

>>213559395
christian converts are always deranged freaks

>>213559463
For George Floyd it was breathing.

got a unique swag and i pull it off

>>213559463
the converse isn't true either. i've been forcing myself to exercise for the last 10 years and still hate it.

send them all back

Between 2003 and 2015, 230,000 migrant workers were added to the labour force every year. In 2022, this was just 170,000 - despite record net migration! The Boriswave of quadrupled net migration saw fewer ‘official’ workers added to our economy than in the years before.

Hasn’t even ticked up on a delayed basis given graduate visas, so what are they all doing?

>>213559479
wheezing

>>213559487
lad's bald as a bean

>>213559463
not even wanking?

doing a George Floyd dance in honour of the big man RIP

gonna ask my mum to make me blini today

>>213559458
need bri'ish tranny cock

>>213559530
get in

>>213559487
a normal person couldn't pull this off, you need a tiny triangular nose for it to work

>christian spams about christianity
>ask how and when he became a christo
>christianity spam stops

japlad loves his smeggy, snaggle-toothed, greasy haired benders

>>213559412
>In 1824 a prisoner named Trenham stabbed another convict in order to be executed rather than face further imprisonment at Macquarie Harbour Penal Station

The gulag of the penal station

think i remember doing this question in uni

apparently ive been smoking incorrectly
you are meant to draw it into your mouth, wait, then inhale
i've just been breathing in
what the fuck why dont they teach you how to smoke in school

>>213559601
now that i think about it you see actors doing that in films but i always thought that was some exaggerated fake and gay smoking method

>>213559601
I used to suck it in and swallow when I was about 14

>>213559601
drawing it straight in seems like it must hurt

penis wenus

i'm locking in today
uninstalling the games
6 job applications to do
facking cAMMM OONN

autumn approaching. having a look at some merino jumpers

i burmped

>>213559601
Wtf me too

>>213559601
No you retard. You draw it then inhale it and then breathe out you were doing it right. The only time you’d draw it and not inhale it would be if it was a cigar

>>213559601
i inhale my vape straight in but always did the suck and inhale method when i was smoking ALWAYS, it's harsh as fuck otherwise

>>213559671
read it again

fucking meeeental how SLOW people drive in this country for no reason

anyone prone bone loving man in?

>>213559671
love to see aggressive confidence when you've misread the post

>bank of England expected to cut rates to 4%
Whatever that means

>>213559671
no he's talking about mouth to lung, not pulling on it without inhaling
you doofus

>>213559234
>>213559273
He's the condition on which existence sprung from immaterial and material

>>213559229
Always believed in God. Christianity or "cultural christianity" is the default in most western people's mind they just remove the source and spiritual tradition that led our current point because of some mastery of the material world. Forgetting that man was made in God's image, and our manipulation of the material is part of that. But we render our spiritual weakness and vices to the grace of God

>>213559299
I believe in my right foot laying on the floor, I have faith my foot won't collapse through the floor

>>213559395
>>213559467
Repent

>>213559568
>quoting the mong of mongs

>>213559693
Slow and steady wins the race so eat my dust

>he's been inhaling hot 500C smoke directly into his lungs
>for years

smoked a few cigarettes wasnt that enjoyable, dont know what the hype is all about

>>213559695
Him? Done.

>>213559691
>>213559695
Holy shit I am a fucking mong

don't ever reply to that many posts ever again

always vape nicotine and smoke ciggies mouth to lung but weed is always direct lung hits whether smoke or vapor
no idea why I do that

>>213559707
Sybau nigga

apparently there's a video of Hunter Schaefer sucking a nigger dick

>>213559729
nigga thinks he is the main character of the thread lmaoooooo [skull emoji]

>>213559715
>500c
Ok bud

>>213559741
and whombst gave you the nword pass?

>>213559768
im a soulful white boy with a unique swagger

>>213559707
>Always believed in God
This seems like a lie. You believed in God at 1? If belief in God is so inherent then why does your religion send missionaries and pilgrims to spread the word? Clearly you were favoured by your god in a way billions of people are not

There was literally TWO whites on the whole flight how do you fuck that up.

>Snowtown murderer James Vlassakis has been granted parole after serving 26 years in jail.
ah yes

"sybau" is an acronym which means "swing your belly and udders"

>>213559809
For fucks sake imagine attending the funeral and instead of your son there's some random jeet in the coffin

>>213559809
Everyone would have been incinerated

screaming

>>213559809
>fiongal
scrm

>Passport application approved
aw yeah we british now

bet the cronem are chiefing loud pack?

made a new friend recently, reckons he's a male feminist and showed me a video of men getting their testicles stomped on. Not really sure what its all about but he's a good laugh otherwise

>>213559832
I would have survived

>>213559832
If that were true they wouldn’t be able to prove it was the wrong remains

>>213559809
Uh these blokes seem a bit bent

hate it when you're out and about and you see someone who looks like you and they're just so ugly you dont want to associate with them

kek

i truly hate the insurance jew and all the fucking jeet call centre bullshit
so what if i didn't pay my rego on time
i don't need a ticket to tell me car still works

>>213559727
good character arc though

>>213559729
Meiko time had me distracted tho

>>213559741
Log off lil bro

>>213559787
Believe in a higher power is natural, human belief in hierarchy and introspection allow us to think of ourselves as part of an abstract system. We grasp time, maths and all sort of neat stuff not so apparent in the material world at face value. We abstracted these things up to "God" and other beings not on our material plane. When realise or not? I dunno but for me it's natural

any of you lads on labubucore?
https://soundcloud.com/loyaltylabubu
this shit SLAPS

The traveller is always leaving town
He never has the time to turn around
And if the road he's taken isn't leading anywhere
He seems to be completely unaware

The traveller is always leaving home
The only kind of life he's ever known
When every moment seems to be
A race against the time
There's always one more mountain left to climb

Days are numbers
Watch the stars
We can only see so far
Someday, you'll know where you are
Remember
Days are numbers
Count the stars
We can only go so far
One day, you'll know where you are

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

might have to go israel and sort this shit out between them 2

>>213559949
Nonce expert or expert nonce?

watching old spongebob and american dad and laughing out loud like a retard

>>213559926
bros larping as a Christian while posting hentai screencaps

annoyed at how much porn is now filmed in portrait

gpt5 might be getting released today

>>213559985
Boring wake me when we have robot ai girlfriends

I’ll be having gay sex tonight, meeting up with a lad from Grindr after work and he’s been sending me lush pics of his arse all morning

>>213559980
>larping

shagging my labubu

>>213559949
Thanks for reminding me. It helps me a lot.

>>213560011
kek thats what you take offense with not the hentai bro is a tier 1 gooner

hong kong phooey

>>213559926
>Believe in a higher power is natural, human belief in hierarchy and introspection allow us to think of ourselves as part of an abstract system. We grasp time, maths and all sort of neat stuff not so apparent in the material world at face value. We abstracted these things up to "God" and other beings not on our material plane. When realise or not? I dunno but for me it's natural

Okay so even if it's natural to believe in a higher power, why is it the higher power of Christianity? You're making a leap

>Sort your makeup out
>Get your hair done
>Go gym and spam squats
These 3 things can turn any woman into a minimum 7/10 that’s how easy it is

>>213560011
>>larping
Yes, live action roleplaying. This isn't a video game. The internet is reality.

>>213560066
same goes for men

The fella I work with asks me literally every day if I've been watching anything on Netflix and I always say no, he must think I'm a mong who does nothing after work but play games and browse 4chan.

>>213560085
You know that’s not true

not fair how you are supposed to be yourself on the internet. After decades trolling and causing chaos its hard not to troll niggas on my work teams chat or my public social media profiles

>>213560092
have you tried it

im getting the word....lads

currently on book 5 (Scorpia) of Anthony Horowitz’s Alex Rider series. not a fan, if I am honest. The plot has thus far been quite predictable and are a little too vanilla for my taste. But I’ll keep reading them, as I’ve bought them all, and will get my moneys worth

Anyone else find they poo more of their parents cooking?

When I'm home over Christmas my poos are impeccable, large, girthy and once a day in the morning

>Star Wars lightsaber set to go to auction, expected to sell for millions
Anyone buying these shit needs to be robbed

>>213560136
aren you a bit old for that bro...

>>213560142
Probably all the sprouts and parsnips x

gay if you wouldn't

I'm in a mood for wanking

>>213560136
>not a fan, if I am honest. The plot has thus far been quite predictable and are a little too vanilla for my taste.
That's because you're reading children's books

>>213560149
always enjoy this story and image x

>>213560151
I wanted to read them when I was a kid but never made time, so im reading them now

>>213560149
Don't see many green text stories these days
Wonder why

>>213560178
suck my wiki ON GOD

>>213559693
because half the people on the road are either old cunts who have no business being behind the wheel of a car or learner drivers (not white)

>>213560199
theyve all been done

>>213559693
Not my crazy ass doing 30 in a 30 and looking at the BMW in my mirror getting more and more annoyed that im stopping them from doing 50

Y’all know what time it is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfWoU0f-Hd8
THIS IS FUCKING IT LADSSSSSSSSS

>>213559693
No need to speed

>>213560268
looks soggy but would scran

>>213560267
Mental how getting in a bmw immediately turns a white brain into a paki brain

>>213560275
erm

>>213560268
Yolo yolo swag swag swag i got more swag than a yolo playing my diamond plated rim son, thats the motto nigga, bitches play with money players hate the game

>>213560275
Literal rape

>>213560268
fesh n chups

get the poo gayed

>>213560267
But you aren’t doing 30 that’s just your speedo your real speed is 26/27

>>213560298
same with Audis and VW Golfs.

>>213560275
Right well that's rape

how insane am I

>>213560348
Not true

aaahhhh aghhhhhh poo ahhhh poo sex

>>213560387
>>213560387
>>213560387

>>213560386
Alri mihai

>>213560038
>>213560068
Hentai has nothing to do with being a Christian

>>213560042
Christology sets my internal kinometer off and stories of the Bible are full of wisdom. From the little lessons on Earth that go on to scale higher and higher to the highest which is God. The wisdom in the Bible is shared throughout the world without God these days, it's tragic

All in all the claims and fruit of the Bible prove it's legitimacy