Thread 213559696

Brazilians not only invented the air plane, we also invented the chocolate
KNEEL

the famous 5.000 year old brazilian civlization
i kneel

ingenious bunch aren't we?

>>213559696 (OP)
Is there anything Brazilians can't do?

>>213560285
We can't lose

>>213559696 (OP)
How is this surprising. The plant weren't domesticated in Serbia or somewhere else

>>213562309
sir, this thread is reserved for countries that invented something

>>213559696 (OP)
>>213560222
>>213560318
>>213564419
You're not indigenous, you can't take credit. Nationalist tripe from a mongrel

>>213564745
stay mad white boy my ancestors did it

>>213564789
Your ancestors were African slaves not Indigenous tribesmen

>>213564805
you mad cause the only thing your ancestors invented was sniffing petrol

>>213559988
as a matter of fact, the amazon indeed had a very old civilization, there is even a "stonehenge" there that still works (Parque Arqueológico do Solstício). the stones still aligns with the sun during the winter solstice (in the southern hemisphere).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBqKdqKQd5c

Proud of my country.

This is what the chocholate fruit looks like

>>213565631
gotem

>>213565631
>>213565680
sorry, we don't waste our time with meaningless stuff like sports, we are an intelectual country, we be creating airplanes, chocolate and shit

Why can’t I buy chocolate fruit at the store. What is this, communism? I demand it.

>>213559696 (OP)
>No Mexicans itt
Lol they are scared

>>213567211
Olmec sissies can't face reality

>>213559696 (OP)
Chocolates as we know it is European. The Euros thought pure cocoa extract was too bitter, so they added sugar and milk to it. It's like if Peruvclaimed to invented pizza because tomato came from there.

>>213559696 (OP)
>invents CHOKOLAT
>invents KOFFEE
>invents AIRPLANE
>invents AIRPLANE-SHAPED CAPITALS
>invents COMPUTER
>invents MILITARY DICTATORSHIPS
>invents MULTICULTURAL SOCIETY
>invents FEDERALISM
Thank BRVZIL!

>>213559696 (OP)
>brazilians
>5000 years ago

>>213559696 (OP)
>Brasil invented chocolate AND the airplane
Literally who can stop them?

>>213569060
To be fair, Brasil and Sweden should be credited with inventing the pizza.

>>213559696 (OP)
this new trend of we wuz aztecas and shieet trying to invent history for our indigenous people is fucking pathetic. Recently a famous BR youtuber released a video of 1 hours of pure we wuz, telling how indigenous in Brazil were very educated and how they live in harmony with the forest etc etc till the evil portuguese arrived.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUt_OO_C4Eo

>>213569321
>and how they live in harmony with the forest etc etc till the evil portuguese arrived.
It's TRVE

>>213564805
timmy copemaxxing be like
>you're a mulatto mutt
>"bbc"
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TINY BROWN CLITTY
>"white dna"
>NOOOOOOOOO IT'S INDIGENOUS DNA
>"chocolate"
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE A MULATTO MUTT
wild how my sheer existence causes mass timmy suicide

Brazilians weren't even a thing back then, the indians from South America did it.

>>213564745
>>213564805
Cope. Literally our ancestors :)

>>213569526
>nooo it wasn't Brazil, it was Pindorama, this is totally different
Don't care, they were our ancestors :)
Typed this lying in a hammock after eating tapioca and paçoca :)

>>213569060
not even close. tomatoes aren't the main ingredient of pizza

WE WUZ CHOCOHOLIC N SHIET

>>213569321
>this new trend of we wuz aztecas and shieet trying to invent history for our indigenous people is fucking pathetic.
It's not just you. Canada is doing the exact same thing. Australians and New Zealanders have been doing it even longer.

>>213559696 (OP)
A Brazilian invented chocolate. You may disagree, you may even have evidence to the contrary, but is it really worth losing your job over?

A Brazilian invented chocolate.

>>213571321
So this we're living is the brazilian world order? Grim.

>>213559696 (OP)
brazilians invented the world too

>>213565533
I ate it once
It's good

>>213567211
we know better than to engage with bait

>>213559696 (OP)
the belgians of south america

>>213559696 (OP)
Chocolate is different from the cocoa tree and fruit.
Chocolate wasn't invented until the 19th century, and it was Brits.

>>213560285
football

>>213560285
Be less annoying

>>213560285
They are going to achieve my dream though...

>>213572358
Im sorry