Thread 213560387

Last night's dinner edition

>>213560399
gooning is a sin

nth for the baddiedem

This is my dinner when I visited Spain

>>213560427
Bint Sompsin

>>213560399
>Christology sets my internal kinometer off and stories of the Bible are full of wisdom. From the little lessons on Earth that go on to scale higher and higher to the highest which is God. The wisdom in the Bible is shared throughout the world without God these days, it's tragic

The Bible is largely plagiarised from earlier religious beliefs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZmPKk34EvA
you cannot svffer in america
you cannot svffer in america
you cannot svffer in america
you cannot svffer in america

>>213560426
Imagine being this retarded. Just google it you mong it’s real

hate it when you're out and about and you see someone who looks like you and they're just so ugly you dont want to associate with them

>>213560464
you're gonna tell me there's no neighborhood like this in aboriginaland?

carried 300 pieces of firewood into the shed today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI7aSeScP9c
SLAPAPGGEDON

Had an absolutely bollock draining wank a little while ago. Intense orgasm and everything, a rarity.

The Music Place owner’s method for mining on YouTube includes making a fresh Gmail account, then only clicking on things with little-to-no views, until the algorithm becomes deranged. They currently have 20 “hole” accounts for this purpose: “Do your normal watching on your main, dig on the hole accounts.” They told me another strategy but said I couldn’t print it because the powers-that-be would patch it.

My dick bigger than a bridge
Yo dick look like a lil kids
My dick supersize
Yo dick look like 2 fries
My dick rumble in the jungle
Yo dick touched by your uncle

>>213560425
*plays devil's advocate*

How so?

>>213560459
Christ fulfilled Abraham's covenant and there's wisdom in every religion. But through Christ's covenant is salvation x

Too many men have facial hair now. It’s played out. Go clean shaven.

Going through some of my great uncle's service stuff.

Rhodesia Medal for time spent with the Commonwealth peacekeeping mission in Rhodesia 1980. Only 152 to Australians. Had no idea he'd even been there.

Mohammed Hijab is such a retard that he unironically makes me laugh

>>213560605
Makes men look better though. Hides shit jaws and chins.

>>213560601
>But through Christ's covenant is salvation x

How do you know this. Wishful thinking?

>>213560623
i have a good jaw and chin though

>>213560453
Mercadona is so based

Ooo and it's lush

>>213560605
i shave every day now because I'm trying to look younger

>>213560605
im considering going clean shaven again desu
but it's so much easier to just shave every few days to a moderate stubble

>>213560459
>The Bible is largely plagiarised from earlier religious beliefs
Bizarre way of saying it fulfills prophecy

Clean shaven. Always.

>>213560678
Make my bf shave every day for the same reason as it happens

>>213560453
spainfat

>>213560661
would test your chin

state of kemi badenoch

>>213560605
I need to lost about 10kg first x

>>213560678
i have facial hair and still get ided sometimes in my 30s

That tight Asian pussy sugoi!!!

>>213560617
Took part in a neoliberal niggerisation project, very cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qffK3YMClo
>>213560720
she is awuflA

>>213560676
4x lush shandy for breakfast with one stem on his glasses that he get for free because he on benefits for TMAU

>>213560696
>>The Bible is largely plagiarised from earlier religious beliefs
>Bizarre way of saying it fulfills prophecy
It fulfills the prophecies of other faiths and religions? Bizarre way of saying plagiarism

>>213560669
indeed. I went to mercadona every day when I was there

I am NEET vermin and need to be pulverised into mush

>>213560769
>It fulfills the prophecies of other faiths and religions?
No? It fulfills the prophecies of Judaism

I would've unironically been a royalist during the English civil war

>>213560605
Dont have the physigomy for it myself

>>213560779
proudest englishman in 2025

>>213560720
Married to a Jew btw

Can you grow hair on your cheeks?

>>213560784
>No? It fulfills the prophecies of Judaism

What about the flood myth

Thinking about her underwear. I wonder if there are any stains.

>>213560809
i think she's married to a catholic

>>213560641
Christ said so

I dread to think what absolute hell awaits us in 20 years unless there is a White revolution.

Imagine an utterly mixed population controlled by a social credit system watched over by AI. The elites want to breed an absolute human herd.

My head is genuinely spinning trying to comprehend the scale of this.

cor new milestone in the old ISA. £100,000 before 30 looking likely

>>213560818
yeah but most of the hair is in the crack

>>213560838
>implying it isn't the "whites" who want and did this

>>213560832
Cavaliers seemed like fun

>>213560819
What about it?

>>213560848
ahh so this is the "based" right wing black women i've been hearing about

>>213560827
enjoying this one, shaking my bottom as it were

Sir Hard Bastard

>>213560838
we're in for a bumpy ride

>>213560855
It isn't.

>>213560749
What have you done with your life, champ.

>>213560874
... are you diego:

>>213560848
>ethnic enemies
Interesting idea

And the very latest from Helperlad?

しばらくお待ち下さい。

>>213560788
Apparently I'm related to levellers and I can kind of see myself being a doomed protosocialist peasant

I wish someone could teach me ninja techniques in Tokyo. Then I could jump over traffic jams on my way to work.

>>213560838
We're returning to feudalism. Make as much money as you can now.

the saxons would have battered the normans had it been a fair fight
the normans were basically niggers

Watching eastbound and down for the 7000th time

thinking about why aliens choose to appear to us as greys, nordics, mantids, and reptilians

>>213560617
Reckon we could work out who you are from that. Check there descendants and see if any are fat virgin neeks

>>213560923
Nobody cares about you helpernonce

>>213560903
I know the left one is tranny. She looks like a tranny I met on dating app.

>>213560974
Different species. Not sure what the greys are though.

>>213560904
Unfortunately I've never done something so cool as overseeing a neoliberal niggerisation project :(

>>213560958
For me it's Harald Hardrada surviving 1066 and England staying part of the Scandinavian sphere

it's actually fucking mental that the creator of the galil (ak clone) was named balashnikov

>>213560539
That's a bit of me that

>>213561006
How many white kids you popped out, lad? What have you contributed to bettering the world around you?
You don't just sit in your smeggy bedroom depressively crabbucketing in /brit/ all day, do you?

>>213561000
torn between thinking theyre actual species or an emanation to make us think of them in a certain way
like nordics are usually ‘stewards’ and appear to us like perfect humans, and reptilians are less friendly and appear as something frightening to humans

>>213561038
Thought it was a juden?

fantasising about what it would be like were my bollocks suddenly warped through space and time to take the place of king harold's eye at hastings

ah yes, roast chickens, nature's sex arses

23 and never kissed a woman. Problem is now I never will be able to because I’m too old for it to be acceptable for me to be shit at kissing

>>213561061
>>213561000
>>213560974
get off the ice mates

>>213561041
Struck a nerve I see
May your great uncle burn in hell

>>213561085
no one is actually good at kissing

>>213561085
same but 35

>>213561089
aliens are real ok

>>213561101
How would you know that

Why don’t we have forests?

>>213561123
There's a few

>>213561123
We do

Me when Emma Watson sits on my face.

>>213561123
Forests are pointless and genuinely quite boring, glad our ancestors tore most of it down

>>213561101
im pretty good. trick is most girls love it when you touch between their jaw and the back of their ear while you hold their head, occasionally put her bottom lip between both your lips and gently suck it, dont be afraid to use saliva, tongues should only lightly touch.

Computer technology was given to us by demons

>>213561100
He's still alive, lad. As it happens he's got 3 kids and several grandkids. He's done his bit.
What have you done though? I mean really.

Medieval Europeans (YOUR ancestors) would go adventuring and select a class when they turned 14 years old (mage, warrior, knight, cleric, etc). And if they killed a lot of goblins and orcs, they can progress up the ranks in the guild, like silver, gold, platinum, etc.
And the best adventurers even got recognition from the king, and might be hired to fight in wars and do other respected and difficult jobs.

>>213560788
Would have been a Catholic recusant myself.

>>213561165
No they wouldn't. Grow up.

Me when the Emma Watson poster on brit sits on my face.

>>213561061
Quite possible. Very strange whatever they are up to. Even their craft have supposedly changed over the centuries, but always been just beyond the grasp of human understanding in whatever time period they appeared.

never kissed anyone im an incel you see

>>213561077
Ever see a roast pig taken off a spit?
The hole it leaves behind.
Cor.

>>213561123
What is the New Forest you fucking spacka

>>213561164
>He's done his bit.
No he hasn't? He did far more damage as a pawn of the neoliberal world order, having 3 retarded pozzstralian children didn't make up for that

>>213561165
I'm sorry, young man, but it's mud farmers all the way down

>>213561101
actually agree with this
there are bad kisses and normal kissers
you know when you have a bad kisser teeth clunking etc
but otherwise kissing is like exactly the same with whoever it is with

>>213561182
probably weighs at least 200kg and doesn't wash his arse

>>213561041
Contributing nothing is better than Contributing a negative though

>>213561172
I knew that was Arundel before I saw the filename. Great castle to visit and the jousting tournaments they do there are good fun to watch

>>213561101
Your mum thinks I'm a good kisser

Will the AI overlord spare NEETs?

>>213561172
Bit of a nightmare until 1830

>>213561101
cope

Need more fun little wars like the Falklands

aussie crashing out because no one praised his gay uncle's gay medals

>>213561184
true very true, jacques vallee described all their shenanigans as ‘theatre’, seems like they’re trying to be as mysterious as they can

>>213561123
The same reason Russia doesn't have jews

Your kisser thinks I'm a good mum

>>213561224
no you'll be the first on the chopping block

>>213561209
Contributing nothing is by default a negative contribution if you believe the world is heading down and you do nothing to reverse it.

I live near woodland on the edge of the city but still very much in an urbanised area and sometimes when it's super quiet deer will come down out of the woods and nibble on the grass.

Only when it's dead silent though. You think to yourself that you haven't heard a single sound other than the wind and leaves for the last hour then you look out the window and there's 2 deer there. I enjoy seeing them. What I really enjoy is being outside and seeing them before they see me. Makes me feel powerful and stealthy.

If you go into the woods they're more common. There's one in this image.

>>213561242
you wot

>>213561256
Its still less of a negative than actively participating in accelerating it

I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts.

We tore down our forests to make sure we're all packed into cities like biomass

There's some forest in Sweden that was planted a couple hundred years ago so that their navy would eventually have wood for its ships.
Moved to steel before the trees matured anyway.

>>213561278
Basically if you stand still you're invisible to most animals

>>213561310
Bunch of pillocks

>>213561310
Thick bastards

>>213561321
Never seen a fox before

>>213561327
least hysterical leftist

Currently listening to Portishead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y7HsS4bj-4

>>213561278
>European 'forest' is a couple of trees a meter apart
lmao, we have actual mother gaia nature here, thick bush, some trees from the Jurassic era. Can barely walk through it its so dense. Your piddly little 'forest' is a piss take

Picking the scabs off my head

>>213561347
Just small ginger dogs aint they

Labour’s Homelessness Minister Rushanara Ali is under pressure to resign after it emerged she evicted her tenants then relisted the property for £700 more a month.

When the tenancy ended, agents also allegedly tried to charge nearly £2,000 for repainting and £395 for cleaning - fees banned by law unless there’s serious damage.

The charges were then "dropped" after a tenant told them they knew Ali was a Labour MP.

>>213561278
Stfu rorke, seriously just stfu
Nobody cares about your deer

What kind of roadkill do you have in your country?

>>213561310
Reckon oak is still a valuable commodity

>>213561379
I suppose so

>>213561367
Not yours though is it mate? stolen from maoris et al

>>213561395
least scamming paki

>>213561387
omdz do brits really

she's 15 that's crazy bro maybe i am a nonce after all

>>213561415
i am maori x

>>213561367
Well that's nice for you I suppose. That lad's picture was clearly some woodland though.

>>213561430
Welcome to the club

>>213561395
Genuinely mad that someone born in Bangladesh to Bangladeshi parents can be an MP and serve in government

>>213561367
Despite your best attempt I don't think even you believe having forests so dense you can't even walk through them is preferable to peaceful woodland you can walk through and enjoy.

>>213561397
If you left the house you'd enjoy it. It's a cool feeling seeing a big wild animale just doing it's thing.

>>213561327
She probably thought this was an epic mic drop moment

>>213561397
Leftypol fears the outdoors

3 rashers
Smoked
HP Brown
High processed white bread
Lunch sorted

>>213561367
When I traveled around Europe, I took a road trip through the Spanish countryside, but I didn't see a single wild animal. I did see cows, though.

>>213561395
Why anyone would be surprised, I don't know. Politicians are not there to serve the public, only themselves. Maybe the odd local MP, but everyone at the top are only in it for themselves, their 'career', the prestige, the money, the corrupt insider deals etc etc. This only shows that woman is a total scrub if she's minmaxing a property, maybe even 5. Other politicians will come out as multi millionaires. She's a bottom feeder.

>>213561456
>Despite your best attempt I don't think even you believe having forests so dense you can't even walk through them is preferable to peaceful woodland you can walk through and enjoy.
I do because we have both, the density is really good for habitat so we have a lot of birds to play about and do they thing but we also have paths going through the national parks as per human invention

>>213561477
Fried egg on that would do wonders

>>213561477
nice one

>>213561481
japs always on a holiday somewhere, funny little fellas seeing the sights

>>213561456
>big wild animale
They're smaller than a pony

>>213561491
>we have a lot of birds
Wheres the moa

i ate poo

How do I stop being lazy?

>>213561523
a wild deer would batter you to death mate

a female deer, to say nothing of a stag

>>213561399
tanuki is the most common roadkill animal in Japan. This bastard is too dumb to know how to evade cars.

>>213561530
that one went extinct due to over hunting. There is talk of bringing them back through dna science stuff but i reckon its far off

>>213561459
>She

>>213561560
they are so cute
japan is the garden of eden, the animals are too friendly and docile to deal with evil cars

>>213561565
Would be cool if they did

>>213561399
mainly possums, the odd rabbit or penguin

>>213561521
probably they are international students.

>>213560974
you read Jacque valle?

>>213561583
fo sure. there are a lot of native plants that adapted to moa

Been told on three separate occasions i act feminine sometimes

manure fans don't want to hear the truth

not a fan of those reverse extinction genetic things the scientists are doing theyre just breeding similar animals together to make something that looks like the ancient creature but isn’t really it just spend the money on conserving actual existing beasts

>>213561399
Driving in the country you see kangaroos by the side of the road quite a lot.

>>213561622
just banter innit

like virus gain of function stuff

>>213561622
Should send all that money to africa

>>213561621
the truth is Ole is still at the wheel

>>213561399
See squished hedgehogs all the time

>>213561622
Then stop thinking like a communist where every penny of money is pre-determined to a narrow scope, most of these things are private individuals and companies

>>213561558
One punch and I'd have it writhing in pain on the floor

>>213561395
>During the 2010-2015 parliament, Ali claimed a total of £674,982 in expenses

you be the judge of this photo

>>213561327
GB News are actual retards if they're asking fucking LeftieStats, an account known for twisting and pulling stats out of their arse, to be on their show

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>>213561581
I've also seen a fox run over and split in two.

>>213561662
shame about the munted face

>>213561671
they should all be hanged

>>213561700
Let’s see your face

>The 1.9 million council homes sold in England through Right To Buy since 1980 have since soared in price, with a combined market value today of £430 billion.
>An estimated 780,000 council homes worth £176 billion are estimated to have now entered England’s private rental sector via Right To Buy.

British Schoolboys Just Can’t Stop Faggoting

>>213561354
listening to this chune right now x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0YCoEK8Oh8

>>213561689
I bet she has 180 IQs

It takes strength to be gentle and kind

>>213561749
grim

>>213561749
not a single soul present in the picture

>>213561694
I mean it could be because theyre going to call them out and confront them on their shit which is why they responded they way they did while smugly posting the screenshot

>>213561716
Grew up in one. Parentbergs got it for like £30,000, they ended up remortgaging it multiple times like retards and ended up paying more than it's worth today

used to work for a car insurance company and people used to run over badgers all the time, completely fucked their cars. Write-off every time. You'd think a badger would just bounce off and burst like a red water balloon but they don't

>>213561749
threesome with sydney and billie

>>213561787
ktim

>>213561399
Wish biomass roadkill was a more common occurrence

>>213561658
>>213561634
>>213561591
>>213561560
do you guys think ebba agonized like a shit smelling possum in the street?

>>213561689
>>213560427

>>213561749
Is Sydney the current queen of chuds?

>>213561787
Why are you posting this image and biography of me

goddamn kayleigh

What the hell

>>213561749
mong club

GROK CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS

>>213561817
Would put a bastard child in her

>>213561817
just get the webms of her curvaceous rump posted

One of my coworkers used to be a garbage collector, but he got fired from his job after running over and killing a middle-aged woman's Pomeranian while he was working.

>>213561840
Dr hitler dood wot nou?

Let me put you all on
>get on preply
>filter language learning by the country of origin you want
>price low-high
>rizz up the ethnic fitties for £3 an hour

Do you reckon that gay men in the military ever bunged grenades up their arris

>>213561878
grim beyond belief

>>213561817
What mind of plugs are these? Look like english 3 pin plug sockets but american /european style

>>213561878
I have no idea what this post says. Its like you put it back and forth through google translate 50 times.

>>213561878
Just go on a language learning app and get 100s of girls messaging you

>>213561817
State of those eyebrows

teeth brushed, water blasted and mouthwashed

*hits the griddy on rorke*

>>213561929
What are some such apps? I actually quite enjoy when ESLs come into this thread and ask for grammar advice.

>>213561952
Get on interpals lad

Rorke... You were supposed to do what women want...

>>213561851
um

>>213561929
What app?

>>213562000
Didn't realise lesbians had their own country

>>213561984
it's like 2 miniature pumpkins it's so bubbly

keep getting invaded and sniped in sniper elite 5

why are so many music videos filmed in slow motion?

>>213561924
It's a website to find tutors and book online lessons with them, there's lots of options and filters

Emma Thompson sex arse (FREE sex tuppence included)

>>213561878
I get nervous/shy when trying to talk in another langue.

Mad how the SNP destroyed themselves and any chance of Scottish Independence for a generation all in the attempt to give special rights to cross-dressing men.

Sex Arse Safety Act

>Badenoch reveals how she told on exam cheat as teenager
neek behaviour

>>213562097
Nah, Scottish people are fucking obsessed and will whinge and whine about independence for an eternity

>>213562105
And today she's the Prime Minister in waiting, and they're on the dole.

Justice.

>>213562064
Maybe try English? Not much here though
https://preply.com/en/online/english-tutors?page=3&CoB=GB

mhm

>>213561878
>Search German
>everyone is either foreign or extremely expensive
Ffs

>English dads paying £9,000 a year to send their daughters to Scottish universities to be shagged by Scottish bulls attending the same degree course for free (paid for entirely by English taxpayers)

is this true?

Based Senator Analise Ortiz.

Safety Arse Sex Act

>>213562097
embezzling £400k to buy a camper van that sat on Sturgeon's (allegedly) gay beard husband's driveway didn't help

do you think some people go to hospital even though there's nothing wrong them and they know there isn't because they being the centre of attention

I've decided to become tradcath

might visit troon, scotland

mongs

>>213562158
Starmer will ban sex arses next.

>>213562153
based beyond belief

>>213562205
what had happened

>>213562185
yeah it’s called munchausen syndrome mate

>>213562189
ethiopian orthodoxy has way better aesthetics tho

>>213562185
granberg says every time she goes to the GP for an actual medical problem she has to endure 5 minutes of the GP asking her if actually she's just very lonely and whether she has anybody to talk to

so presumably a lot of codgers go just for a chat

>>213562150
The best performing English tutors seem to be old rorkes who really look English for a reason

>>213562153
you won't bait me into a making a post that violates US law
nice try bruce

>>213562028
2008 ahh joke

>>213562238
oh that's what that is

>>213562276
timmy's crush

>>213562254
probably better off with some retired teacher than a 20-something pervert who just wants to sling it up some oriental

why is durham so cheap
thought they were dead posh like

>>213562244
There are coptic orthodox in my city, they are well presented, family oriented, conservative but not to a rorkeish extent, and very friendly, even the youngsters.
They remind me of my catholic grandfather growing up who would put on a casual suit just to go to the shops.

>>213562064
It doesn't have to be another language, you could learn any other subject and still individually select the country of origin making sure that they also speak English

>>213562318
>score like a topper

think like a brilliant

Flirting with a FOY I am.

>>213562275
yh, most people know it from munchausen by proxy where a mother fakes their child’s sickness to get attention

>>213562314
What is a coptic

>>213562318
mental how fit they are

>>213562350
Egyptian Christians

>>213562341
much like the time you lost to bud

>>213562294
A good amount of them are people who would teach if not for the earnings, take a look at some of the more expensive lesson costs and the number of active students they have. Many established ones are earning over £1000 a week using the same generic lesson plan from the comfort of their own home, only dealing with one student at a time. I should get good at something so I can tutor. They are rolling in it.

>>213562350
Egyptian Orthodox

>>213562380
>>213562380
>>213562380

>>213562232
called out the manchester united for projected spending of over £300million quid with before any major player sales btw, additional £2million in wages(this was hyperbole) all the while mass sacking of staff while claiming the club was poor and had little to spend in transfer windows without selling

called their owner a lying saudi oil magnate

all that "europa league finiances" was tripe and the performative pity over sacked staff is all forgotten now the signings are rolling in

called the club rotten and I'd cheering for another in mid table obscurity

I thought sharteta was bad but manure are have taken things to a whole other level

New

>>213562413

>>213562416
would've been cheered on if you mentioned the Glazers instead of are jim, they wont turn on him until this season goes arseways

>>213561689
there's a lot of room to judge within that forehead