Thread 213562380

amelia edish

>>213562380 (OP)
bud1

round up the trannies the wogs the pikeys and the chavs and shoot them all in the head

>>213562404
Think this is from a Hitler speech

Grim grim grim

>hungry
>that flatmate who takes and hour to prepare one meal and uses every pot and pan is in the kitchen
It's actually remarkable the mess he can make preparing chicken and rice

>>213562380 (OP)
nice arch on amelia

greetings from the faraway provinces

>>213562429
>flatmate
LMFAO

I just want rid of the troublemakers regardless of what colour and religion they are

>>213562377
my driving instructor was a woman in her 40s who had been a teacher but chucked it because the kids were all horrible, better off making good money as a driving instructor

she was actually a fairly bad driving instructor and I only passed because I'd sat tests previously and already knew how to drive

Tutors can earn £4000 per month from the comfort of their bedrooms whilst having enjoyable conversations all day, on their own schedule, and enjoy a great sense of satisfaction after helping others achieve. Why aren't you tutoring yet?

>>213562429
is the sex at least worth it?

i'm fuckin sloshed right now lads

>>213562429
This is me

>>213562458
I'm uneducated and antisocial

>>213562458
would go insane if i sat at home all day

>>213562449
blessed

>>213562469
eshay, brah

>>213562451
was she a milf?

im sooo drunk lets all post pics of our cocks haha me first

>>213562427
I honestly don't know what I'm looking at here. Two pregnant women?

>>213562369
>>213562378
I didn’t know they were a thing, but the way the french anon described them lines up with older lebbo christians i’ve met (not the younger gen mind you)

>>213562458
i was gonna get a tutor to learn Italian, but they're all online. wtf? why would i pay an online tutor instead of a real life one? i can learn off youtube for free

>>213562507
unless you live on a chicken farm this is entirely inappropriate

this is you lot in all fairness

>>213562535
projxct on

>>213562535
K.T.I.M.

>>213562535
kekking because this is literally me

>>213562535
I have a wife and a son?

>>213562478
Do you also spill water all over the counter top and fill the bin with bone dry kitchen towel?

>>213562535
K T I M
T
I
M

>>213562535
>anime avatar

I work 16 hours a week for min wage as I have mental health

>>213562535
You forgot
>Don't have a job

>>213562569
why

>>213562564
anime isnt an incel hobby anymore

>>213562535
Rorke won't ever recover from this

>>213562535
This isn't me, I arrange dates and then the women in question cancel on me

Whats wrong with saying flatmate?

Revisiting all of my A-Level math topics on khan academy and becoming a £30/hour math tutor

Explain yourselvs bongs, is having information illegal in the UK?

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

When Reform wins the next election (this is a value neutral judgement- I'm neither excited for their victory nor do I care for Labour/Tories to beat them either, it's just evident that they're going to win)- I guarantee the media spinning point, the issue that all pundits will take, will be to blame the rise of GB News for platforming them. Oh and they'll blame Labour's neutrality on "the trans issue" or "Israel".

Nobody will attribute the obvious reasons for Reform's victory- namely, all the immigrants and grooming gangs

>>213562556
No, yours must be a spastic. How easy is it to get rid of a flatmate?

>>213562535
Yeah I'm sure "Ryo be groomin" with his anime profile pic is getting all the pussy

>>213562584
Happened to me today. She ghosted me when I tried to confirm about meeting today.
Now I got nothing to do later.

>>213562505
not really. Upon reflection I think she must have been in her 50s because she mentioned her daughter was ready to give birth

she wasn't fat and seemed pleasant though so yeah I would have shagged her

>>213562621
he's a paedophile btw

so this is rorke

while it is a low bar to clear, i have to commend /brit/ for being substantially less insufferable compared to /britfeel/.

nth for the holodem

"Unordinary" or "inordinary"

>>213562665
check out /brit/pol if you want to see real mental illness

>>213562649
Aren't we all these days?

>>213562665
The fact you've ever visited that board puts you on lower steading that most posters here

>>213562613
Proper shite innit, at least do me the courtesy of cancelling with a bit of notice so I can arrange other plans

>>213562584
i'm too scared to even look at a woman

>>213562535
they should be the ones making the move if they want to be a slave in my prison of love tb h

>>213562689
Who's "we"?

>>213562598
what about the most obvious reason, the voters are thick as mince

>>213562696
posts like this is why i can never take you lot seriously

>>213562596
I think the government is right to intervene when it looks like somebody is going to do terrorism. We don't know exactly why that lad went to jail. Need more details.

right well that's a decapitated man isn't it

>>213562649
been there done that

>>213562685
I post there

>>213562683
This that Vietnamese video people have been going on about?

remember when /r9k/ got deleted but then they brought it back

brazilians live life on easy mode they wake up eat tropical fruit and shag random women

>>213562739
nope

>>213562740
all walk around half naked too
and the women HIT ON YOU

>>213562710
i wasn't joking m8

>>213562685
britpol is just your typical unemployed alkies and I suspect most of them are in their 40s

britfeel is undoubtedly more mentally ill for the fact that most of them are not only unemployed alkies they're also discord users, trannies and tripfags

>>213562580
mentally I can't hack working full time, it feels too much like giving away my entire life for nothing in return. I appreciate that I'd get paid but it's not enough to justify losing 5/7 days to some job I hate. If they paid me like £60k a year I'd work a full time job but I'm not doing so for £24k or whatever the going slave rate is

I work a completely mindless part time job with no public interaction and make enough money to pay my rent + bills, no more. Crucially I have a lot of free time to myself to exercise, post here, do whatever.

>right so i reckon i’ll post gore on the international board specifically in the british general
why drives a man to do this

>>213562748
was in 2010/11 so probably before you were born

>>213562766
shut ur mouf b4 i smagg u in da gobba

>>213562758
most in the /britfeel/ discord are employed

Beard is too itchy!!

>>213562758
>unemployed alkies and I suspect most of them are in their 40s
kek, much like the yank who posts gore here

>>213562694
Legit baffles my mind how some women think ghosting or flaking out without a word is more appropriate than telling you they can't or don't want to meet.
It's not like I'll get utterly upset.

>>213562707
dunno what he did to deserve this but fuck

>>213562596
sometimes you have to act on red flags

>>213562758
>britpol is just your typical unemployed alkies and I suspect most of them are in their 40s

kek

>>213562778
>discord troon uses discord

>>213562709
What was the last "intelligent" vote the voters made?

>>213562827
he's just writing a murder mystery novel

any dj chud men in>?

having a discord at all is a huge red flag

>>213562845
there are several troons in the /britfeel/ discord yes

besides poley, who is also there

is it hard to run your own website? like does it cost money?

>>213562827
Atp he should've just taken a short course on forensics and criminology

>>213562885
least intelligent american on an irish vpn

Would you prefer ten million pounds or your nose to be infinitely pickable?

>>213562885
Making your website from scratch? Yes.
Using shit like Wordpress? A little bit but manageable.
Using shit like Google sites? Not that much but you can learn on the fly.
Some will cost to host.

>>213562827
>10 ways to dispose of a body cracked.com

lmao

fuck 'em kids

>>213562907
easiest answer of my life

personally find it insane anyone born in a different country is allowed to be an mp here????

EAST ASIAN GIRLS

Why aren't YOU at work??

>>213562945
Gordon Brown and Tony Blair were PMs but Blair was completely anglicised tbf

>>213562961
I am

>>213562952
corr are these gyarus

>>213562952
Ho Li Peng

>>213562961
lunch break, init

>>213562961
On annual leave

you either toil or you boil

>>213562952
Fook Mi

>>213562952
you cant trust those niggas. i was in pattaya last year and i came home with a sore arsehole for at least a week

rejected by the big issue

>>213562988
no

eating a mango

>>213562952
Would
All three

>>213562952
Japan has begun to allow migration from Africa
Another few million mulattos soon

Glad you could bake it, Uther

DTFIC meltie in progress

>>213562731
no mate

>DTFIC
what does this stand for

Parentbergs get this magazine. "British classics... but better" was just making everything more ethnic.

>>213563054
wow i can tell you are really edgy and hardcore

girl i fancy accidently called me and left an answer phone message i got relaly excited but when i listneed to the message it was a bottom dial
ffs lads
still incell

>>213562945
These people are monitored at all times by the security services. And not just for their own protection.

google, search sabrina salerno topless music video

>>213563090
Im no doctor but that is just not looking good

>>213563069
if you have to ask...bad news for you pal

>>213563114
happened to me once lol

>>213563079
>BYE BYE LIMP LETTUCE
i bet it's soaking the lettuce in warm water

>>213563099
thanks that's very kind of you to say have 20 ofcom points

>>213563054
Genuinely seen this happen irl to a guy in Uganda who was caughtg stealing

In Germany you can shag a 14 year old and it's legal

>>213562569
Can you get bennies on this much hours as a top-up or whatever they call it. I have a 16 hour contract also

>>213563174
Okay now say that to her father

>>213562849
idk desu, its been an endless stream of govt selling the country to corporations for bribes for decades

did yung brits have game shows

>>213563174
Actually such a peng age might go to germany

shoot nigger kids in the head with an M4 machine gun while listening to the housebuilding song RDR2

>>213563187
Bet many of them wouldn't do shit

feel like im on deaths door

This wnba shit is too funny

made a new years resolution that i wouldn't suck on any more golf balls
but there i was 5 minutes after midnight with a golf ball in my mouth

>>213563214
*whistles the chune*

I honestly think it's mental how no countries have banned social media and the internet in general for kids under the age of 18

>>213563208
I feel like 30year olds cant just shag 14year olds.

whistling a chune on the chube on a chuesday

>>213563174
based

>>213563235
yeah? we'll see about that mate!
>*sets out on an adventure to prove you wrong*

>>213563177
I don't actually know lad, it's something I really need to look into.

I've put it off because what I don't want is to sign onto UC for the free money only to have to attend job centre appointments where they pester me to get a proper job that's 37.5 hours a week so they can stop the bennies.

If it's literally just an online form and then me sending proof that I only earn £850 a month then they top my wages up by X amount per week then I'll do that. But I don't want any hassle from the job centre.

One bonus that I do know for sure exists is that if you're on UC you will get some portion of your rent paid by housing benefit by the local council (often a decent chunk, if not all of it). So in that sense it probably is worth signining on for UC, even for that alone. But I'm too lazy. I want to be a free agent, free of the shackles of the job centre.

>>213563235
It says you can so long as the relationship isnt exploitative

so your country thinks youre a criminal if you do it, but if you did it on foreign soil where its allowed it’s perfectly fine?

"One in, one out"
But the number stays the same?

>>213563320
yes mate different countries have different laws

bit of the ol' in n' out' with my own cousin

>>213563327
illegal immigration is a distraction anyway
yeah it's a problem, but the numbers from legal immigration are a far bigger problem that nobody is talking about not even reform

>>213563320
No you're still bound by your country's laws and will be prosecuted upon return

>>213563198
Crystal Maze
50/50
Probably a few others

>>213563219
tbf it's not right she gets paid less than the janitor. I mean why is he getting paid so much to clean up after the 12 people who came to a WNBA game?

The lovely Asian fanny

>>213563334
typical brain dead yank
think about it though the lawmakers said ‘this is a bad thing to do, and while we wish we could make it universally illegal the best we can do is make it illegal in our jurisdiction’ how does doing it on foreign soil make it ok?
>>213563365
is that fr?

>>213563320
That's not how that works. Criminals who've commited crimes and left the country have been caught and sent back to be put on trial in their home country before.

collapse niggers skulls in with a 2 by 4

>>213563313
they do it here but Im not sure how much effort it requires to get the payment in terms of job hunting etc

>>213563327
One out, one in+all their extended family
It's a brilliant system

The scrangela rayner

>>213563289
Youtube travel vlog adventure in the making

Said it before and said it again
All the worst posts on /brit/ come from posters with a United Kingdom flag attached.
I am consistently entertained by Aussies, Kiwis, Irish, most European countries, Canadians, even a fair few stupid but charming yanks, and wacky third worlder posts

British posts tend to be whiny, passive aggressive, effeminate, boring (including the one I'm making)

British posters in /brit/ are the Jerry Seinfeld of Seinfeld. The protagonist as the weakest character, surrounded by interesting side characters

>>213563383
kys nigger

< - see this guy? he hates niggers

what do you think about that?

>>213563397
they do that in america? interesting

>>213563362
>yeah my cousin got hot and it's not like I'm gonna let one of these knuckleheads fuck her it's like if anyone's gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me

>>213563390
doing the crimes in a different country tho? are you subject to the laws of that country or also the one youre a citizen of?

>>213563317
Not to sound like leftypol but isnt by definition going to be exploitative?

>>213563383
Yes, it's why nonces like Gary Glitter got locked up, doesn't matter that the kids/crime were in Cambodia

>>213563435
what?

>>213563426
based would shag

uhhhhhhhh

>>213563408
this would be nice treat for a very good slave

>>213563424
nice one mongo

>>213563313
Improve your skills and find a better job. Don't rely on the government.

>>213563090
>>213563459
Um

>>213563439
I think you're subject to the country you're residing in. But it may be different country to country. The latest example being that somalian livestreamer getting jailed for being a wanker in korea.

>>213563437
LITERALLY ME

>>213563397
that's the thing, if there is ANY pressure at all from their end suggesting you get a real job with more than 16 hours a week, I'm not interested. I only want to be working my mindless 16 hour a week job. I don't want a real job.

but I haven't been able to find a clear answer online whether they do apply this pressure or whether they're happy to let you work away at your part time job forever, while collecting bennies to top the wage up

>>213563442
how come Polanski never got done?

>>213563442
glitter was imprisoned for crimes committed in britain

the american is getting angry that his various vpn larping is exposed and has resorted to posting gore

>>213563494
Beloved jewish auteur with many powerful friends? Cant imagine

Who's got the keys to this thread?

You can be a nonce if you're good looking

>>213563494
The Frogs and Poles don't extradite their citizens, we've made it clear that if he ever sets foot in the UK we're shipping his nonce arse to a yank prison

>>213563416
Damn Brits, they ruined Britain

>>213563467
I don't want a full time job. I do not want to give 40 hours a week to any job unless it pays me a ridiculous amount of money.

>>213563479
makes sense i suppose cause with my way youd have to get tried by every country you visit if what you did elsewhere was illegal there

>>213563538
but you said you can get arrested for crimes committed in other countries, nothing about extradition

>>213563417
Why are all modern films like this

would suck a fart outta lauren alexis arse, anyone else?

Unlimited migration from Africa and India forever. Even the immigrants from Africa and India are replaced with more immigrants from there. Just endless immigration until the sun dies.

>>213563532
why'd you restart your router?

>>213563494
Lucky enough to have done it under circumstances where people would protect him
He could piss off back to france and his friends would be able to explain away him forcefully bumming a fifteen year old because he was grieving his wife and they liked his movies

>>213563555
I didn't say you had to work full time, just something that pays better. You sound like a lazy cunt to be honest. Topping up your income with benefits. Fuck you.

LASTLY THROUGH A HOGSHEAD OF REAL FIRE

just had a 15 minute pwer nap
when you get into your 30s it's impossible go the whole day wihtout sleeping

>>213563604
she was 13 if you know what I mean

>>213563532
Got 'em keistered

>>213563607
There's no such thing as part time work that "'pays better". You won't find such a job unless you're a locum doctor or some shit.

>just do that then
yeah yeah

>Topping up your income with benefits
I don't though.

neeting on bennies is a losing battle. you ride high at first but then you end up posting gore on /brit/ as a 46 year old

>>213563632
I'm 27 and I'm already like that.

Kek

>>213563604
His pregnant wife he was cheating on at the time of her murder kek

>>213563632
naps are for cowards that can't commit to a minimum 6 hour snoozer

>>213563368
for me it was jungle run

>pregnant wife he was cheating on

this happens all the time. Men just want to shag. The big secret is that no man is terribly arsed about parenthood, they just want to shag a lot of different fit women.

charles manson is proof that all you need to do if you're a manlet is start a cult

>>213563689
guarantee you she looks horrible without makeuip
can just tell it's one of those asians

>>213563701
incorrect
i really want a wife and kids
dont particularly care about "shagging"
unforutnately this is very unattractive to women

>>213563719
bender

Can’t post on my pass

>>213563658
read Chaos, Polanski's got into even freakier stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRVG1FzCKu0
i don't like blacks for racial reasons, but why are jamaicans so based at making music? used to love drifting around the streets of Liberty City in GTA IV blasting this

>>213563701
right yeah you're posting in /brit/ full of men not mumsnet or the tea app i think we'd know

>>213563728
you've been done

>>213563728
nudda satisfied customer

>>213563718
mate, she looks fucking rank with it trowelled on as it is. who knows what horrors lie beneath that veneer of slap

>>213563679
did they ever let them out?

>>213563734
africans have rhythm in their blood

need to start dressing edgier with a little more flair

>>213563767
>africans
*jamaicans

>>213563809
alexa tell me where jamaicans are from

>>213563803
trench coat and trilby

>>213563803
Go to camden market get yourself some goth and punk clothes.

Right then, guess I'll dust off the old CV.

>>213563827
jamaica

>>213563827
Jamaica?

>>213563850
something very unattractive about mid girls thinking they're all that
show some humility

>>213563850
this bitch irish diaspora?

>>213563858
>>213563860
>Jamaicans primarily originate from West and Central Africa due to the transatlantic slave trade. Their ancestors were forcibly brought to the island during the 17th century.
ffs are you both this dumb?

>>213563873
Mayflower stock.

research complete
the territoriality principle says you are only prosecuted under the law of the territory you commit the crime in
however some countries reserve extraterritorial jurisdiction over certain serious crimes their citizens commit abroad such as noncing terrorism and drug trafficking
you can be prosecuted by both countries in what’s called dual prosecution but typically the country with a bigger interest takes charge

>>213563861
love this ANGLO-SAXON BVLL like you wouldn't believe!!

>>213563858
>>213563860
They were actually imported from Africa and white people need to be eternally sorry for that

>>213563878
jamaicans come from jamaica

need to stop making spag bole for toil lunch, always makes tummyberg upset

>>213563869
You been wanking too much lad.

despise americans

>>213563884
so fascinating i literally did a poo and screamed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPTlvQ1Zet0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPTlvQ1Zet0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPTlvQ1Zet0

>>213563904
not wanked in 4 days

>>213563914
>condom
i'd rather rawdog a guy than fuck a woman with a rubber

Looming

Fucking dire

i will NEVER click a gif link
FUCK OFF KEK

Nope

>>213563930
that's a big cloud

>>213563929
Zesty post

>>213563910
hi

why didn't the africans just refuse to become slaves

>>213563945
primordial 'mmick

>>213563937
>The local Vox party posted on X: “Thanks to Vox the first measure to ban Islamic festivals in Spain’s public spaces has been passed. Spain is and will be forever the land of Christian people.”
Basedo

>>213563981
because the african jews had guns and weapons and shit

>>213563981
kind of hard to throw your spear at someone shooting at you and win

>>213563981
They wanted a better life in America

>>213563993
Okay extremely based

the bulk not going well
i am squatting 115kg and benching 90kg but i have a fat belly now
guarantee if i start cutting now i'll go back to being a twink

muslims really fumbled spain

>>213564004
africa is better

>>213562380 (OP)
I am confused on why so many people cried in all quiet on the western front in my film class in college it was the 1970s one and they had a scene were he tries to carry his friend to a field hospital while dead

i don't understand the uk ban
like pornhub and xvideos need verification
but all the other sites still work
just had two wanks this morning

>>213564021
riveting stuff. please do tell us more about your exercise routine.

Nearly 80 percent of the way through the working week
And wfh tomorrow so that’s basically 90 percent

Billy Dunlop – Murder of Julie Hogg (1989–2006)
Key Issue: Exception to double jeopardy under 2003 reforms.
Facts: Dunlop was tried twice for murder; both trials ended in a hung jury.
He later confessed in prison after being acquitted and couldn't be retried under then-current law.
The UK changed the law in 2003 to allow retrials in serious cases with new and compelling evidence.
Result: Dunlop became the first person retried under the new law and was convicted in 2006.

is this good or bad what’s your take brit

north america belongs to the plains indians

>>213563993
>Spain is and will be forever the land of Christian people.”
Ridiculously antisemitic
Trump needs to blockade spain

>>213564051
on the upper/lower split 4 days a week
5000 calories a day

>>213564000
Not what happened is it

>>213564046
The ones who make their money harvesting your data are keen to harvest more of said data

>>213564051
KEK

>>213564057
good i guess, since he admitted he was a murderer

>>213564085
what does this mean in terms of me gooning? nothing. i had two long spaffs this morning and didn't need any id

I remember thinking come and see wouldn't be that bad but man the ending of the movie used to give me nightmares

>>213564098
>>213564038
stop the larp cody

>>213564068
dreamer bulking is absolutely idiotic and you are ultimately wasting your time
do a small 500 calorie surplus next time

>>213564098
I always thought the girl being gangraped in the back of the truck was the girl from the beginning of the film but it was actually a different girl

>>213563993
Mad that in UK youd be arrested and put in jail for any of these:
Suggesting this as a proposal
Passing it
Posting it on twitter

>>213564105
that black woman was an actor paid for by the republican government

>>213564051
sent that freak flying!

What’s you go to fragrance?

>>213564105
this type of wokeness seems so antiquated

>>213564123
well it's working strength wise i can squat 4 times as much as i did a few weeks ago but i just don't want the gut

>>213564105
screaming at how bitter and jealous they are

just another day of being an mayo monkey ash filled bucket caveman ice ape

>>213564105
>ash filled bucket
what

>>213564143
Loewe Esencia Elixir

>>213564143
rorke: davidoff coolwater or boss bottled night
leftypool: ck one or joop

>>213564127
I watched the movie when I was 12 because I saw some shitty top 10 list of most disturbing films so I watched it and I remembered having nightmares about it

>>213564143
Chanel No 5

>>213564105
Why does this upset them? I dont understand... if it was a group of white people sure but its just one attractive person i dont know how it suggests somehow anyone whos not white doesn't have great genes

>>213564143
Hugo Boss, the one that looks like a water canteen

>>213564177
>if it was a group of white people sure

>>213564177
>falling for psyops

>>213564143
sweat and dried crusty shit

>>213564177
fell for it again award

>>213564226

>>213564226

>>213564226

>>213564143
Sometimes I smell of fish sometimes I smell of shit

>>213563981
Because they were enslaving each other. Also let's not forget that having slaves and enslaving was also a thing in European continent too.

>>213564198
I could understand it more if it was group. But if its just one person i cant even begin to understand the problem

>>213564203
>>213564211
Im just a man. My average sized brain is no match for entire governments and companies trying to fuck with me at every turn

>>213564149
yes because when you do get fat all your leverages get better and mass moves mass easier
but when you inevitably cut you will go back to square one instead of keeping all the lean mass you accumulated which is the actual purpose of a surplus

fuck sake