mad how 44chan falls for every outrage marketing campaign
https://youtu.be/RtMdicVcAto
>>213564226 (OP)Built for kiwi cawk
left on seen after complimenting a woman I'm friends with
Perusing the 44chan's /bbrit/ thread
Diagnosed by Sheffield university 2005
if people rinse me for a minor spelling mistake, I just leave the thread until there's a new
>>213564257thatโs a child
sometimes i give myself the ick
Watching the ol' richard the fourth videos
>>213564322i purposed make spelling mistakes to get a few bradley welsh (You)'s
>>213564322hate whrn cunts do thos
>>213564336It's getting way too egregious
>>213564356big D is the king of this
William Luther Pierce was a great man.
It's honestly unbelievable what an incredible asset he was to the White race. A incredibly intelligent man even outside of politics, he was someone who had absolutely zero interest in anything other than advancing his people. He offered the clearest vision of how the world would look if people with NS values were victorious
There should be a UK board, not just one thread
>>213564332avoid the mirror going forward
>>213564322What I like to do is make a post pretending to be the person who made the mistake, as if I am annoyed by everyone jumping on it, saying they don't need to make a big deal out of it solely to see if I can get 10-12 lads to waste the next 300 posts reposting the same dull typo in an attempt to fit in.
>>213564387if you combine /brit/, /britpol/, /britfeel/ etc we have the largest force on the chon
listening to 50s blues
snapping my fingers like a hep cat
>>213564322 introduce yourself like youโre a different person
We used to be lions, now weโre nothing but sheep. Think about it.
mate so I said 44chan it's not that funny fucking leave off you gimps
>>213564398Neve do things like this. Im open honest and fair in all my actions
>>213564380>Pierce's final public speech came April 20, 2002, (Hitler's birthday).scream
There should be an autism board
>>213564398>>213564403Nah that's a bit bent
If I've been done I'll take my doing like a man
Iโm in smelly bedroom in my dingy council house whilst my parents argue downstairs. I sip my monster energy and weep
>>213564380mental that goodreads wiped all his books when it got purchased by amazon
>>213564149impressive how long you been lifting for? i started a few weeks ago but rogoress is so slow that itโs pissing me awf
>>213564380he didn't like meds and slavs doe, and I like meds and Slavs, so fuck that nigger
>>213564518>greco serbian Australian
>>213564518thank you my friend
>>213564492about two months. routine is very simple. 5x5 is volume day, 3x3 is heavy day
monday - squat and deadlift (5x5)
tuesday - press and bench (5x5)
thursday - squat and deadlift (3x3)
friday - press and bench (3x3)
then i add pull ups, rows, dips and inclines at the end of some workouts if i have the energy
>>213564562big fan of asses lads
>>213564562wow one of the first arses i've ever sene that looks shite even in those legging things
nothing should be censored that's what i think
>>213564575fascinating mate
>>213564465you gotta get out lad, make it on your own. Get your driver's licence, get a job, apply for your own council house (a flat)
seriously you need to get away from your parents to stand on your own two feet. Better now than later. Get those parents fucked off. Even if you don't enjoy your job, just being away from that environment and supporting yourself puts you in a good place to plan what next steps you want to take.
But it's hard to draw up any ambitious plans when you know any time you meet someone on your journey you'll have to tell them you still live with mumsy. You want to be able to introduce yourself as an adult who lives by himself,
>>213564534nah m8, I'm and Englishmen, the most achieved people on the planet. I don't need to hate other Europeans to feel better about myself. that's a lowly thing for the nordics
>>213564545you're welcome fren
>>213564587even those baby monkey torture videos?
you incels need to look at some real arses outside and you'll see most of the "ig models" use shape wear and AI
>>213564465waht u need an ernerg ydrink for hwqen u donnt do anyhting
>>213564611>I'm and Englishmensaar
Has anyone ever taken a photograph of Rorke?
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girls don't like goys,
girls like clarks and moneeeey
>>213564226 (OP)As much as the modern world sucks I remember only a century ago we would have died in trenches, tank assaults or bombings
>>213564575So you squat 4x as much as you did three weeks ago, yeah? 115kg for a 5x5? So you were a grown adult doing 25kg or so for a 5x5 only three weeks ago? And have added 90kg or so in three weeks? A rate of 30kg per week, yeah?
>>213564655Clarks me prefer
>>213564575nice.. nice.. started a couple weeks ago and cant bench 40kg myself heh heh
>>213564666Need her to spread her arsehole
>>213564655mr monk lookin motherfucker
>>213564636>spelling mistakegonna scurry off until the new is made
>>213564684It's black only
windy and rainy outside all of a sudden
sick to bastard death of this autumn weather already
>>213564699Somehow I doubt that very much
>>213564655they cost like ยฃ200. not worth it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS4k3DVzzZ0
>boot up age of empires 3
>pick Britain (of course)
>1 v 1 vs turdGAY
>caribbean
yep, it's gaming time
>>213564738The fact that you have this image saved ready to send is very dire.
>>213564660i said 2 months and yes i was barely squatting the bar and 5kg plates when i started
then i went on a huge bulk. reading the starting strength forums this isn't even that good progress loads of people squatting 160kg in their beginner phase
waning to the mascot from the clark rubber commercials
doe anyone else have relaly smelly underneath of your large toe nails
like if i pick at it and sniff it is really smelly
>>213564781why would you sniff it
>>213564666don't even wanna fuck her just want to smell her arse
>>213564738nigga what the hell is this
>>213564793this just want to lightly nibble her ring
I am watching my aunt develop dementia and jits the most scary thing I have witnessed she was once smart and level headed but now talks about people who died 10 years ago and has anger fits she is only 60
13:55, lunch long since eaten, a cool wind blowing through the open window
hmm yes I do believe it's coffee time
>>213564657better than dying inside imo
>>213564834unfathomably comfy nibba
>>213564834based to say the least
remember a few years ago when /pol/ and rorke political pundits like PJW were claiming that the emerging generation were more right wing than previous generations?
"generation zyklon" they called them
well that never happened did it
>>213564769You said you almost 4x your squat in a few weeks you lying cunt. I've read the SS forums and I squat 200kg, so I know how realistic that kind of progress is for people. There are far more who don't squat 160kg for reps in beginner phases. Also, that's not even a starting strength setup. Your larp is dead.
>>213564833Bro you aren't black
I do not want to smell a woman's arse or any arse at all
I would prefer to have vaginal sex
>>213564834haha nice one lad. and then it's back to work eh?
>>213564832sorry to hear about your aunt x
Not a nice way to go, to see a person's whole personality wither away to nothing.
>>213564743Mad that they use Queen Elizabeth as faction leader despite her not been queen of Scotland at all
>>213564865congratulations, you haven't allowed porn to turn you gay
>>213564738How can someone look at this image, save it to their phone or hard drive and then not want to immediately kill themselves
>>213564832maybe she's just pretending as a joke
>>213564832>60That's brutal
>>213564887Fellas is it gay to like women's arses
>>213564871I wouldn't wish dementia on my worse enemy because watching someone decline like this is almost horrifying because you can someone whos been nice and loving all your life turn very angry, paranoid and talk about dead people like they are in the room
Mate who moved to Australia is live texting us while on the bag with his mad cunt colleagues
Meanwhile I'm sat in my smeggy HMO at ยฃ850/month and my evening plans consist of a wank
Maybe the Australianpill needs to be taken
i'm tired of the hypersexuality of modern interactions. i just want a cute girl to cuddle up to at night and talk about our days together
>>213564912yes, and also n-word-tier behaviour
>>213564912to ingest fecal matter?
that's a type of gayness
>>213564856rip literally said add 5k to your squat and 10kg to your deadlift each session
in 8 weeks that's 120kg which is way more than what i did and yes it's literally 4 times what i started on
lmao not my problem you can't do basic addition
>Also, that's not even a starting strength setup. Your larp is dead.it's the texas method four day routine you utter spastic read the book
>>213564926i dont even want sex i just want to lightly massage her tummy and caress her jawline
>>213564901Dementia affects the women in my family and what caused to come earlier in her was her drinking and stress
>>213564921how are the Nigerians doing?
>>213564912yeah, if you're gay
>>213564939Well that's him done then.
>>213564926these days everything is sexy and nothing is erotic
>>213564942i know that feel bro, i know that feel
blowing raspberries on a girls tummy is what life is all about
>>213564939>5k to your squat and 10kg to your deadlift each sessionFor the first few sessions, probably two weeks for most if you start at an appropriate weight which wasn't too light. You haven't read the book or the materials.
i like hairy female buttholes however im not interested in anal sex
>>213564977never actually blown raspberries i just kiss it and lick it
I know I am a bitch for this but yesterday I cried all day because I had to be with my aunt when she had her episode
>>213564945I also drink a lot and get stressed easily. Thankfully im not a woman in your family though. My neighbour got dementia recently and it was really crazy shouting at her husband saying she doesnt know him and saying shes been kidnapped
looking at current temps and australian winter is like a nice cool summer day
>>213564995time to put her down mate :(
An ice cream man is a good guise. Yes an ice cream man in Germany thatโs the plan
https://youtu.be/1Slfeh5HATE
>>213564995seems a fairly human thing to cry about
I hope you have other people sharing the responsibility of tending to your aunt through all this lad
>>213564921bruce coke is shite quality and really expensive
>>213564977Thats a boy tho
>>213564939So you call 8 weeks, a few weeks? What kind of non-white ESL are you then?
>>213564978again you're shit at basic arithmetic
i didn't actually add 120kg in total which means i wasn't adding 5kg every session, i added just the 1.25kg places this week and it's already getting much harder to add anything
also 115kg was my 1RM for the 3x3 i was doing less
>>213564995I canโt think of a single time Iโve cried as an adult man other than when someone I loved died. Iโm not even that opposed to crying in theory
>>213564926You say that and then post a picture of a man. You must've made some sort of mistake.
>>213565031i said 2 months, also no need to samefag
>>213564978 ;)
>>213565001My aunt isn't that far along yet but she talks about people who died years ago like my grandpa's brother and my grandpa. She was telling me how they were the only ones who took care of her
>>213564995what season was she on?
>>213565053You specifically said "girl"
>>213565053he's bogged now as I recall
took the bimbopill, very sad
>>213564951I don't live with minorities thank god
>>213565023Her son my cousin is taking care of her when working and pays something to watch her because she leaves the gas on and calls the police alot because she thinks people are trying to break in
>>213565039So, let's get this right mongboy. Eight weeks is not a few weeks in normal English. You didn't read the book. You are now backtracking by saying they were 1RMs. Your larp is finished.
>>213565058You said a few weeks,
>>213564149
know a woman across the border who's pretending to have dementia. she's committed to the bit and even had her nephew crying. and she had us too, crying with laughter that is
>>213565053God I'd love a sissy bf like this to manhandle and abuse and make him do humiliating things for my affection
>>213565121the tariff just got 10% higher
>>213565070>>213565082you wouldn't dare insult my queen to my face, mashallah i'd body you
>>213564995Just dont do it in front of the Mexicans :(
>>213565064dementia sucks ass man sorry for your grandma
worst part is families are all split up now and heaps of people with dementia are alone
>>213565144sounds similar to your story but it's a total coincidence i swear
>>213565146Well his bf is massive
>>213564912poo comes from there mate
>>213565151Never said I would have sex with him
total eclipse of the arse
>>213565117howling always amuses me when these morons lie and forget that the internet remembers
another good one is when they make a post about how pathetic they are you engage with them and get frustrated and call them pathetic, and suddenly they are certain they are not pathetic despite their announcing of that fact started the whole conversaiton
lol lmao even
>>213565146he's a bloke. and you're a bender lol
my grandma had alzheimers and by the end she was hardly alive, just essentially in an extremely deep sleep 24/7/365 for several years. honestly, i think if i ever get alzheimers/dementia ill just do maid, I used to be quite opposed to it but not after i saw that.
>>213565146apparently he had his wenor removed
>>213564518He did, he just correctly pointed out that Nordics are the purest Whites.
>>213564486Doesn't surprise me, his books completely changed my perspective. It wouldn't surprise me if elites try to completely ban his works the way Christians destroyed classical texts in the 4th-7th centuries.
JUST LET THEM IN
THEY ARE FLEEING WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>213565163That's what I am scared about because my grandma had to be put into a home because she would try and drive or buy plane tickets
>>213565117>>213565191will take your incredulity as a compliment while you "two" argue autistically over the definition of a few weeks and fail to actually find a single contradiction
>>213565213Worst part is some of my family members who had it would call me my grandpa's name and talk to me about his military service. I had to pretend to be my grandpa so they wouldn't get angry and sad
gays are fine but not trannies
>>213565185>ex>>213565206you wouldn't say it to my face thought because i'd cave your head in
>>213565228yeah, regretfully s(he) did
>>213565313>few weeks =/= 2 monthslol lmao even
state of you
>>213565339doubt it, you big bent bastard lol. you can stop posting pics of that ugly little freak now as well mate
>I'm the one incels call "chad"
>>213565354at least i'm not autistic ;)
>>213565322i must have alzheimers too because i don't remember asking
>>213564655nuffa dem know
>>213565191Always entertaining when the knowledgeable hobbymaxxer humbles a lying poseur who feels the need to compensate online
A lot of old folks homes have fake bus stops in the communal outside garden bit. It's just a pole with the word "Bus" on a sign at the top. They install them because it's common for the coffindodgers to try to escape the home and by the time they've been dumped in a home they've already had 20+ years riding the bus with their free bus pass.
They see that pole and in their demented haze they think fuck this I'm off out of here on the bus. Then of course they are found by the staff, stood innocently by the fake bus stop and taken back inside the prison for their next slop meal.
unreal how atrocious this general is
>>213565323the best looking trannies are gay men like hunter schafer all the grim ones are straight male โtransbiansโ
absolutely mind raped
i posted my lifts and they're STILL on about how a few weeks isn't two months despite the clarification
i must have made great progress!
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>the best looking trannies
>>213565426you were literally whining about your lack of progress earlier
lol lmao even
Any of you lads up to anything interesting today?
howling at this lad who has spent a lifetime hunched over a computer screen in a smelly bedroom trying to convince us that he has above average physical genetics
>>213565399i'd try and escape too those places seem like hell
>>213565370the so called jestermax
>>213565447some of them are shagganle lets be honesrt
>>213565368come aus and i'll smash your fucking putrid dog head in, hit ya with a left right good night, then proceed to jump all over your head
>>213565459Yeah going to hoover the house and clean my bathroom
What type of Clarkโs should I purchase?
>>213565455>>213565460cannot believe how rattled you are about my sub average progress and huge love handles i gained on the way
post your chicken legs mate
>>213565459just lifted my incel weights, started this week today instead of monday when I should have cause i became nocturnal for a few nights
>>213565459was meant to be going to my gran's for dinner later but she phoned to say she isn't feeling well so had to cancel. She had a stroke a few months back, takes these spells of unwellness from time to time since then. Not good.
I told her that's fine, to rest up and let me know if she feels any worse and I can take her anywhere in the car if needed. Not much else I can do tbf.
state of this aussie bender fuming because i said something nasty about his pathetic crush
>>213565482This slag got abused by Toguro then dumped and cut her cock off
>>213565399White people think this is dignified end of life treatment for the people who gave them everything
>>213565542whys he have a Japanese name
>>213565552the so called 115kg 1RM legs
>>213565459Going to Evensong then off for a few pints
>>213565459Gym after work then home for the big wank
>>213565547what else you meant to do
>>213565574on a thursday wtf where, westminster?
seriously none of you enjoy a good prone bone? tis the only position i can cum in
Youโre all great people and Iโm glad I spend my time here
>>213565619Shan't say where as it runs the risk that some smeggy incel freak will come take a picture of me
They'd be able to recognise who am as I'm also a smeggy incel freak you see
Suffice to say many churches do midweek services
>>213565632i dont be having sex x
>>213565632I exclusively did that for years and I think it was bad for me since I can't even enjoy the regular way much and my foreskin doesn't fully retract with ease when erect because it never had to
>>213565663not evensong they dont lol
>>213565574What the fuck is evensong?
>>213565672wtf does foreskin retracting have to do with position literally makes no difference for me
why is there a disgusting jeet/ethiopian @'ing me? literally fucking kill yourself
vpns are too fucking slow to watch porn on
>>213565683I've only ever been to Evensong on a weekday
>>213565688Choral service
might get a new job, current one is too much work. want something relaxing.
>>213565715>why am i replying to my australian vpn with my ethiopian vpnyou tell me
What's the best free cloud to store stuff on?
>>213565668arent you a cute little angle
>>213565727my local only does it on sunday as do most churches only cathedrals have enough of a congregation to do midweek evensong tbqh (maybe rare places like oxford or canterbury too)
stumbled upon another femcel reddit page and now im reading it and laughing. they are exceedingly stupid. though maybe they shouldnt be called femcels. it's more just slags who shag blokes who dont treat them right. dunno what you would call that though. any ideas?
>>213565734is it better to stare at a wall for 8 hours or to do something for 8 hours? both can be unbearable in their own way
>>213565748Seagate HDD apparently
How do I convince my gf to trim her pubes?
Giving her head is a most horrendous experience.
>>213565734ideal job for me would be getting locked in a bathroom with a button to monotonously press repeatedly for 8 hours til hometime.
>>213565752Absolutely mental to me that people post on Reddit at all
>>213565558it's from a yu yu hakusho character
>>213565804I keep getting banned from reddit.
>>213565752>need to stop being casually rude to women they don't find attractive Aha yeah a woman would never do that would they
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Have you made the most of summer? Or let it slip you by? Again...
>>2135658264chan is almost just as bad now, I get banned for using slurs outside of /pol/
>>213565851it's always summer here
>>213565851can you stop posting photos of children please, greeknonce?
>>213565851I'm on bennies so can't really go anywhere and I have no mates so I'm basically just stuck here on /birt/ with the lads
>>213565857I got banned for posting a wizard emoji and "<--- Mohammed"
>>213565803why a bathroom?
>>213565900case i need a poo
>>213565893dont u go daydrink in the park and try to get the courage to talk to people? i do that
you're telling me gay porn did this sandwich?
>>213565893Thought bennies was the land of milk and honey, the ultimate freedom from toil where you can do whatever you please?
>>213565851you ever let 46 summers go by?
Mad how much the world wars fucked our lives up in ways we can't comprehend. What would your life be like if our continent didn't kill itself twice? It's impossible to know
>>213565916I have a very recognisable visage and would hate to become a local character that the kids all tease and bully
>>213565921I can play video games while toilers are toiling at least
>>213565947We wouldn't be full of wogs that much is certain
Iโm having a nap. Please wake me at 5pm
Need to show id before you can see this gay porn dance
>>213565947There'd be millions more Jews in Europe
>>213565947i struggle to imagine what europe would be like if winston churchill didn't save it
>>213565877Civil war can't come soon enough. I wonder what the geographical battle lines will be. JFs are going to be so comfy watching it on live stream.
>>213565982*starts doing the hoovering*
always userd to wonder why people acted like uni was this mad sex-crazed orgy of a place and then i realised they were informed by american unis where you can walk into a sorority on any night of the week and get your nob slobbed by 6 identical blondes at the same time. what a dream the american uni experience must be.
>>213565982*starts doing the lawnmowing*
>>213566002erm you realise it's like that in the uk too
>>213565982*Puts testicles on forehead*
>>213565982*starts howling like a howler monkey*
>>213565947Probably the same desu, WW2 only happened because Germs tried to do away with central banking after all
>>213566023na it's not. it's just normal sex-having that's dialled up a bit due to proximity. you go to a club or a party and find a bird and pull them. sororities are a different breed.
>>213565996You're going to set off the far right incels with this one
>>213565997YOULL DO FUCKING NOTHING AND LIKE IT
>>213565997Rorke says this because he wants everyone to have a shit life instead of just him, omdzzzzz
>>213565982Oi mate wake up. Some anon has put your bollocks on your forehead.
>>213565982*drops a massive fart, causing next door's dog to start barking*
>>213565947I'd be raping niggers freely with no remorse
>>213566002I was in mixed halls first year of uni and it was literally impossible to not get a shag. haven't managed to shag since I left
>>213566062not me I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight if I had a coffee now
>>213566053>what are halls>>213566080howling i was in mixed halls for two years and didnt even get close to shag. closest i got was a girl drinking with me in my room and then we went back out to others
My uni experience was fucking terrible and I hate reading about how you lads managed to shag during uni
>>213565947Ww1 was absolutely brutal for us. Funded everyones war costs while taking massive loans from the US
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>not me I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight if I had a coffee now
my uni experience? let's just say there were a lot of rustlers burgers
rapelad and racismlad linked up
>>213566097i didn't shag
didn't even come close
went all 3 years without anything but a few blackout kisses with random slags in my third year
but still it was a great time desu lol
>>213566092screaming you must be a proper freak there was only one runt I knew who left after first year a virgin and he only ever left his room to get food
Alright lads Eminem here, I'm just going to start raping if that's ok with you lads
*starts raping*
only ever left my uni room to get food
>>213566115I look like this and say this
>>213566143>he only ever left his room to get foodI shagged and then later i was lik3 this because i had a breakdown
>>213566143idk if your mixed halls kinda split into the chads, the "normalish losers" (like me), and the odd actual oddball (not necessarily incels tho just didnt socalise at all in the hall). anyway i know for a fact that a good few of us in the normalish loser group did not shag in halls altho some of the others (not me) had girls who wanted them
>>213566151Could run a comedy club innit
In mine there were 12 lads on our floor and 12 girls the floor above and there were maybe 2 or 3 shags between floors all year. We all got on but most of us got ditched for smoking weed too much because it made us boring to them.
Posting has stopped now, has it?
>>213566218how homosexual were you lot
state
I kept all my plates, pans and food in my room because people would leave them dirty and eat my food. once someone even cooked some of my chicken in a pan and left it for me to wash up
>>213566092halls are nowhere near sorority level. sex cults
>>213566221waiting for that guy to wake up from his nap
>>213566277every single chad and chadette in my halls shagged someone else in that halls and most of them also shagged in halls opposite and just other halls on the whole hall complex lol
>>213566239Half of them had le boyfriend back home, a couple of prudes and one too disgusting looking to put into words.
he's only gone and linked the old
>>213566312>being cucked by a guy she doesn't even see for monthsstate of you lot
>>213566307you're agreeing with me. you're talking about normal shagging between normal people. i'm talking about walking into a sorority house to find 500 willing women, 30% of which are already in a state of undress, and ending up in a foursome 3 days per week.
>>213566315what's he like, the zany japester
>>213566293here i sit, feeling blue
clicked on the old, i thought was new
I'm on the semen retention.
>reeeeee you need to wank
Nah.
>>213566339this also is not real lol
t. know people who studied in america and joined soroities and fraternities
>>213566339i don't think that happens unless you're a rich varsity athlete
>>213566337got morals me. never made a move on any bird with a boyfriend. did make a mental note of all the women who didn't tell me they had a bf until their friend made a point of making it public knowledge when they saw us getting closer though. was effortless to get them to break up. most just by merely existing.
>>213566337Do you know what cucked means?
>>213566378> point of making it public knowledge when they saw us getting closer though.FUCKING CHAD
>>213566367Same. Day 4. It's becoming increasingly difficult
>>213566370tbf ive only got a limited base of knowledge about it. ie. my one american mate who was shagged rotten in uni. the tales he has woven for me paint a veritable tapestry of debauchery. he even had pictures and videos lol
>>213566404Keep fighting. Remember, there is nothing that can force you to masturbate; only you can decide.
So don't. Fight on.
>>213566407it's like that for chads in the uk too
even if it's not so openly debaucherous (altho the chad houseparties are basically that)
>>213564226 (OP)Seen her bounce on and get stretched by BBC