Thread 213566371

Unpopular opinon, but go let it out is Oasis' best song

Post more cute girls.
I wanna feel something.

Grind set

>>213566385
aw yiyah
look at mah bady
mah bady all bendy all smoo like buttah

gooning

>>213566455
think that's the key difference. this american mate of mine is a 5'8" specky wasian who was having multiple threesomes a month and going to parties where there'd be 8 naked women in a room because they decided to play strip beer pong amongst themselves purely to entertain the three lads sitting in the same room. just mental stuff.

>>213566493
LOL
mate he's played you
did you even see him in any of these videos

>>213566504
Yes, that's how I found out he was a 5'8" specky wasian lol. I saw these videos from him before we even had a video chat lol.

Name 1 good "anglo" musician/band that wasn't celtic, every great piece of anglo art was created by a celt.

>>213566529
Truth nuke

>>213566528
and your'e sure they weren't prostitutes?

>>213566529
speak celtic then you piece of shit? won't do it? didn't think so muppet

wanking a poo with my arse

>>213566555
I don't think he could afford 200 prostitutes in one night to try to trick some lad he's never met into thinking sorority's can get mental, no.

Love seeing vape addicts take about ten rapid puffs before the train pulls up

waaaaaanking MY willy l8r maybe x

>>213566529
Pet Shop Boys

>>213566593
thought it was just 8 girls and 3 lads (who could split cost)

>>213566618
I described one room of the sorority house. Are you capable of reading?

raping a poo with my arse

>>213566649
so this guy is giving you real estate tours of his shagging
your larp is utterly bizarre

>>213566666
mad how poo peng moo deng gay porn bradley walsh rorke yhe binble

people always say if you don't wank for a few days the eventual wank will be better but it never is there's just more spunk to clean up

corrr, deliveroo man just been

is catch and release fishing cruel?
germany and switzerland have banned it
I was thinking of getting into it but now I'm having second thoughts

>>213566668
are you okay mate? i understand being a massive virgin has been really hard on you, but it really shouldnt affect your ability to read or comprehend such basic sentences.

>>213566697
>guy complaining about not shagging now calling others virgin
you've been done

>>213566695
Not if you use barbless hooks and strike as soon as you get a bite so the fish doesn't swallow the hook

>>213566686
Get on the semen retention.

>>213566715
>guy complaining about not shagging
when did I do this? quote the post directly.

>>213566371 (OP)
'ave u got a loicence to suffer?

something keeps setting off the sensor light in my drive way outside my granny flat and when i go outside to check there is nothing there. i'm starting to get a lil freaked out

The celts are the people of atlantis

It's completely and utterly done for Rorke, pic related

>>213566718
and dragging them out of water where they suffocate?
and handling them?

>>213566690
thanks i needed that neck stretch

>>213566728
you literally started the whole chain complaining about how "u" cant have sex like in usa

>>213566735
*shows british passport*

>>213566595
when i was vaping i just vaped indoors but held in in a while and didn't blow it all over the place

>>213566758
quote the post directly. quote specifically the part where i say "i" am not shagging.

>>213566752
Use a net and wet your hand before handling them

>>213566782
you implied it you autist
why else complain about not having threesomes unless u cant get em
SCROTE

never shagged
never will

easing myself down onto a giant erect cock and farting when it’s all the way inside me so i get launched across the room like a bottle rocket

>>213566808
quote it. quote the part that implied that i am not shagging.

you'd do well to note that shagging = exclusively threesomes. now go ahead and quote where it was implied that i wasn't shagging. you won't. because you can't. your next post will be considered a concession unless it contains a direct quote of me complaining that i'm not shagging.

>>213566848
guffawed at this

>>213566855
>incel never had a 3some
lol lmao even

having a purple wank

>>213566878
Your concession has been accepted. I appreciate you taking the time to provide it to me, mr couldnt have sex in mixed halls.

I had a threesome with my mate and a lass when we were taking drugs. Was weird

diego is crabs in a bucket personified.

>>213566911
project on

Umm

>mmf threesome
A little gay innit

>>213566926
Fake, clearly reversed

>>213566930
seething lol

>>213566913
how big was his willy

>>213566952
project on

>>213566959
Fatter than mine but mine was longer

>>213566913
mate and his bird tried to get me into a threesome once and i havent been able to look at him the same since.

>>213566930
>>213566952
>>213566970
if your reply duel goes on for more than 3 posts you have to suck each other off in front of everyone
dont blame me though i dont make the rules

Rupert Lowe is my favourite (living) Rorke

>>213566835
not as dramatic as never love again. ive promised myself that. shut my eyes to love for good. IT'S OVER

>>213566985
mario and luigi willies lol

>>213567017
*opens /brit/charter*
*turns to article 54, verse 4*
>"if your reply duel goes on for more than 3 posts you have to suck each other off in front of everyone" proposed by Australian Anon and ratified by Australia anon and tranny anon
hmm

>>213566970
this is the kind of seething that only adult virginity can produce. you'll prove you're a virgin by seething in response to this post too lol

>>213567053
scremjong

>>213567062
project on

>>213566935
Agreed so what realistic and fully costed policies will he implement and legislation passed to support this statement?

see? your adult virginity has ruined your life and left you a seething pile of misery.

>>213567056
(gulps and tugs at my collar and promptly vanishes leaving a lingering smoke outline of myself)

>>213567053
yahooing

>>213567062
its diego. so yeh you're spot on haha
i think he does this as a defence mechanism. he's so bitter and angry about being an incel he accuses everyone else of being the same so he feels slightly better about himself - or something weird like that.
very emotionally disturbed person

Cloggy posting in the old

testing, attention please

>>213567124
you are severely mentally ill

this looks like a job for me

moo deng poo arse

>>213567128
BOOOOOOOOOOOO (pelts you with tomatoes)

>>213567124
lmao based on his immediately reply to this post, you're right, it was diego lol

>>213567135
project on

>>213567171
*catches them all with my gaping arsehole*

>>213567053
sc

>You get to detonate a nuclear bomb anywhere in the world
>You will however be caught in the blast
Do you do it?
Where would you do it?

>>213567195
?

>>213567247
hs

back from my BAN
sorry to the JANMAN for my RACISAM
hol tight

>>213567053
awawaing to this

>>213567245
would be too afraid it would trigger a mass extinction event where everyone starts nuking everyone because they assume the nuke was done by their most hated enemy

>>213567272
smaiufuenw7

>>213567053
gurning and churning at this one

>>213567272
s

>>213567268
grow up

>>213567087
Well hes an independent MP so he can do fuck all

>>213567245
tel aviv so i can watch it burn x

Played the battlefield 6 beta just then
Fun

well, /brit/?

https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVvXWWnO
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVvXWWnO
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVvXWWnO

rupert lowe is a retarded demagogue with zero policy knowledge who appeals to mouth breathing imbeciles

>>213567273
that lad's haircut is funnier when you realise its a comb-forward lol

any of you lads going to sexworker pride?

>>213567273
I can image there are edits with 4 lads in skinny jeans meme

>>213567300
i do believe you're lucky that i'm a changed man or i undoubtedly would've called you something sordid and unsightly

>>213567335
yeah will be good supporting your mum's industry

giving catberg a kiss and a cuddle

>>213567335
do i get free sex?

>>213567307
Right.

>>213567317
almost clicked on this but then the magazine to the right of me started getting tore up by an invisible force until a series of squares from the titles in the magazine stuck themselves to the computer monitor and spelt out "download mcaffee antivirus"

The lads

>>213567380
scr

I see a cute pony!

"oo, where?"

>>213567380
scrooting

>>213567384
the OG biomass

>>213567335
Not only is sex work really work, it's the hardest work.

>>213567384
big fan of the friar in top left photo

>>213567380
caterwauling

mate has invited me to a gig in brixton but i can't be fucking arsed to stay out late

i dont like "squibby" avatar

>>213567392
where

got the slowdrive on

nth for the baddiedem

>>213567442
where la?

incel pride

>>213567455
brixton

>>213567384
The wee gnome fella

squibbly toilet

got some sausage rolls in the air friar

>>213567479
screaming would love to spark that goblin freak clean out

got some taigs in the eire fryer

I’m a scatman!

>>213567475
which venue la, any pubs you recomend down there?

no Palestinian ever called me incel

>>213567499
stop pretending to be hard rorke

>>213567443
squibby has been recently confirmed as leGoat albeit

>>213567512
no

>>213567445
>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWx7d9zzsSM&list=RDPWx7d9zzsSM&start_radio=1

>>213567515
sybau leftypops

I love "sybau" in my head I read it as a german word

rorke x leftypol mpreg yaoi

Rorke. Pipe down will ya??? It's Thursday afternoon

That's why I don't fucks with the swine no more

might become a communist but not like a gay one

>>213567530
never reply to me gingerfreakshow

>>213567573
All communists are gay

hibernating in my incel cavern

rorke's motives elude me more and more with each passing year

sybau makes me think of syobon action

>>213567573
>might become a gay but not actually gay

>>213567588
why do you have this image

cummin in pussey its cummin in pussy day

>>213567517
sctewqtyeuyw

>>213567622
do you look like that in the IRL

some communists are against lgbt. especially in non-western countries

>>213566371 (OP)
What is the meme zoomer party alcohol music
there was a lot of this stuff in the 2010s

PARTY ROCKIN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

a cuddle with Jack

mmhmm yeah yeah yeah
but the skinny yardie goons
dey dey be doin dey luh waves??

>>213567657
A cuddle with Winston

I have zero issues with Bongs getting ethnically replaced, I like Britain when the EPL is on and when they produce great music not when they're being nationalistic twats.

>>213567572
Good goy

>>213567631
only generated it the other day and I already found a use for it so not sure what you're trying to suggest, definitely wasn't pointless was it?

ayase momo nude sex images

>>213567649
im ugly nobody care me

before I lost my virginity with a woman I ended up thinking I was bi and as a result sucked off a few guys. Turns out I wasn’t gay at all I just wanted sex. Mental that

if youre an incel you gotta start lifting some incel weights and running

AS MY ASIAN MATES ALWAYS USED TO ALWAYS SAY

NEVER

TRUSTA

BANGLA

DESHI

NTBD NTBD NTBD

>>213567674
same

>>213567692
start lifting some incel weights and running my man

airports make me anxious but not the flying bit

>>213567655
Mad that these two lads were nepo babies. Grandsons of the founder of motown

fucking sick of having to deal with wireback zappy-haired bolt munching clankers

>>213567692
limmy face cornwall patter

>>213567695
I understand being sucked but sucking?

shagging Malaysian poster's tight little bussy

>>213567722
this, so much this

>>213567674
Didnt ask

>>213567685
why were you ai generating leon trotsky foot porn lad?

Eau de Rorke

love the idea of horror games but my survival instincts are too strong
zombies, ghosts, ghouls and creatures? not if i turn the game off.

>>213567695
how u have sex then

>>213567763
Stop. Digging.

>>213567727
That makes perfect sense. Set for life already and just making hedonistic party music all day

Shit just off that one song they could probably retire and it's not like they ever had to work to begin with

>>213567742
catching, not pitching?

bendy batons wagging live on snapchat for katy
mmhmm dun worry lil timmy

>>213567750
back off hes mine

is there life after 45?

please stand for the WhatsApp national anthem

still thinking about junglezester's lips ngl

>>213567742
I was confused so I get a pass for that
>>213567767
Just put myself out there apps and that, my issue before was that I was a antisocial loser who never interacted with anyone

>>213567787
>I'm not a fag, it was my gut biome. It was the kefir I was on

leaky pg tips on facetime

W labubu faps

>>213567819
oh you were one of those
must be bizarreknowing u could have been a permanent shagger if you just left your bedroom

feel really bad for old english men and women seeing their country go from glory to this

>>213567695
it took you multiple guys to figure this out?

Thoughts on wizards, witchcraft, the occult, satan, etc?

>>213567821
scream

I live in a peaceful corner of Bristol. But the house next door is empty and full of rats
not empty then is it

>>213567821
howalling and scrommiting

>>213567868
clifton?

>>213567821
You know Nostradamus predicted all this.

Notre Dame, Nostradamus. You ever ponder that shit?

mark zuckerberg is attempting to drain my incel chi by flooding my instagram feed with gorgeous african ladies with gigantic boobies

>Rushanara Ali, the UK Minister for Homelessness, evicted four tenants from her east London townhouse and relisted the property for rent at an increased rate of £4,000 per month, up from £3,300. The tenants were informed of plans to sell the property, but it was instead made available for rent again, with agents attempting to charge them nearly £2,000 in contested fees. Ali has advocated for renters' rights through proposed legislation that aims to ban no-fault evictions and limit rent increases.

Utterly mad how vile this country is

>>213567887
I'm guessing it's probably Southmead or Lawrence Weston.

>>213567860
No it took me until I had sex with a woman to figure it out
>>213567840
Nah I’m not a shagger lol

>>213567889
Makes you think about Rusty Irish, whateva happened there

>>213567832
you on the other end stroking your twp

>>213567900
ktim

>>213567901
brown people are evil

>>213567910
>not a shagger
>Pulling girls on dating apps
hmm "sure"

brother's pushing 40 and keeps telling me to play the game "faster than light"

>>213567928
Literally all races in power do this you mong. The problem is giving power to individuals.

im fucking stone cold incel you stupid bitch

>>213567901
i guess at least she's pulling up the ladder behind her

>>213567955
howlign mate
i play incel japanese games mewant for young teens
your bnro is ahead of the curve on inceldom

>>213567928
It's not a race thing it's landlord thing, landlords are universally all genuinely evil.

>>213567856
They voted for it just like we're voting for it now. We're in control :)

>>213567956
mate now the whole thread knows you’re brown

>>213567963
more like oldcel

Complete this seasidemarkism
>"Better than giving it to the bookies, better than being stuck inside being..."

they want my incel semen

>>213567955
FTL is a boomer/autistic game so that makes sense

exploding my nans head with my evil incel aura

>>213567989
Ok saar I believe you

chinese gf sending me her labuboobies on wechat

>>213567989
highest iq commie

>>213567984
nah he's married with a kid on the way
you're running incel laps around him diogo

ordering the execution of my enemies from my evil incel command centre

let this white thug rape on it

would like to go on holiday but probation won’t let me out the country

>>213567984
Japanese games are a red flag I think.
I said to my cousin a few months back I was looking forward to Monster Hunter Wilds and he looked at me as if I was a nonce.

>>213567989
the indian landlords in canada are definitely more evil than most, but they only rent to other indians because they know how they can be exploited

>>213567993
Ah yes I'm brown, the one who posts webms like >>213567856 and this one daily lamenting the fall of the British Whites.

The reason we have brown politicians and browns everywhere is precisely because of retards who think like this >>213567928

You UTTER SPACKER fuck off

slithering around the murky depths of my incel swamp

eroge nowadays have a countdown in the corner so you don't cum too early

>>213567955
Didnt FTL come out like 10years ago

doing the pedro pascal anxiety gimmick on my gran

>>213567901
I don't know why anyone chooses to be a landlord, unless you're doing it professionally, at scale - or renting to friends and family, you might as well sell the property and invest in stocks.

only gone an age 22 chocolate digestives again
I got quit these
DAMMIT
WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU

in my lair shagging my labubus

>>213568060
howling that's nto even an in cel one just a bit of an autistic one
i play visual novels and jrpgs where everyone is a teenager

>>213568065
it ain een dat deep luh nikka

Is that good

>>213568084
bro's treating his biscuits like they're whiskey

>>213568071
wait eroge games are training people to goon longer now? That's a good thing or a bad thing.

>>213568060
>he looked at me as if I was a nonce
>as if

>>213568078
such a high iq polay this
>get to hold fit womens hands
>show yourself to be "vulnerable" and get brownie points
>no one can call you out without being a dickhead
utterly wild kirby's husband hasn't popped him one yet

bouncing of my ceiling like an evil chud bouncy ball

>>213568099
That's why the west has fell. Your retarded thinking.

>>213568102
spooky skellington

>>213568116
we now turn to our expert incel for his analysis

punching dogbergs head clean off

slicing my nan clean in half with my incel katana

>>213568120
how to escape these fuckers theyre literally everywhere. shall be moving to ct, mass, maine area asap

>>213568120
We taught them queueing though
Why are they like this

>>213568135
>hi /brit/lurkers i am the dr. incellius maximus
>today's briefing involves incel strategy 48 as exempleified by Pedro Pascal

>>213568116
reminds me of the time i was at the dentist and i was wincing from some painful procedure so his cute assistant (female) started holding my hand out of nowhere

>>213568116
it’s because he’s gay and they know it

shaking my 5 inch incel bwc

Is it illegal to sissify your wife's son and black him?

le west has fallen… because a tfl bus is packed in rush hour…

I shouldn't've canceled my router order the old one is shit and keeps cutting the connection every once in a while

>>213568203
youre brown le stfu idiot

non biotimmy cud do xx

love jap games coz i love seeing cartoon girls with big boobs and fannies in their school uniforms and shit

>>213566371 (OP)
Well turns out it feels great to be a asshole because I seen the guy who bullied me in middle school is now a failed photographer and I can genuinely manhandle him and threaten him. It feels great just seeing him working at a supermarket and throwing stuff at him and sometimes making messes for him while I say how does it feel to fail

solemnly dining alone in my evil candlelit chudmansion while a lightning storm rages on outside, crackles of thunder occasionally illuminating my twisted incel visage

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/uYKBFiYrQuU
screaming

>>213568224
right

>>213568244
wtf this is LITERALLY ME

No one you love will ever die

>>213568161
that's my face when I'm being squished by two fat negresses on the overcrowded train

russian router lad hates his fucking router

>>213568226
and then everyone clapped

>>213568220
mmfgfff clank me daddy

>>213568297
fucking clanker loving freak

when i say im in my evil incel lair ts is what i be on

>>213568297
disgusting clankmixer

>>213568226
i don't think this happened and I instead think you're still mad about getting made fun of 20 years ago so you've invented this scenario in your head to cope with the trauma, like the plot twist on the telly

Hey guys you doing good you doing great?

>>213568325
sybau

is somebody gonna match my freak

>>213568224
for me it's thigh gaps

>>213568332
FOY

>>213568325
no x

blowing up the local negros head with a sonic incel shriek

>>213568354
sybau b4 me n twin slime u out gng

woke up this morning,
cock's up in your bum

>>213568297
dirty cogsucker

>>213568339
>thigh gaps
Zettai ryōiki (Japanese: 絶対領域; lit.'absolute territory') refers to the area of bare skin in the gap between overknee socks and a skirt or shorts. It can also be used to describe the clothing combination. The term first became widespread in otaku slang as one of the attributes of moe characters in anime and manga, but it is now used by the general public in .*

>>213568366
sgc xuesg

fantasising about my dental hygienist pressing her boobyknockers against my face during the clean and i turn my head to the side and gulp her entire f cup breast into my mouth and swallow it and choke and die

>>213568364
thats not funny

>>213568366
this one dead ass got me roflcoptering

>>213568226
>throwing stuff at him and sometimes making messes for him while I say how does it feel to fail
Brown hands

WOKE UP THIS MORNAAAAN!
A COCK'S UP IN YA BUM!
A COCK'S UP IN YA BUM!
A COCK'S UP IN YA BUM!
beep brrp ba da ba da boww

wearing my australium gold unusual incel socks

get it made

>>213568339
>>213568383
thigh gap =/= zettai ryouiki

>>213568305
>>213568314
>>213568379
fuck off robophobes

wide pg tips are wagging live for -4

>>213568364
Lil nephewberg has one of these

flying around the city in my incelcopter

rorke never stopped doing the kylie jenner lip challenge

>>213568442
yh I corrected myself

NEW

>>213568478
>>213568478
>>213568478

where tf is the new lazy cunts

>>213568388
mine left and was replaced by an indian man

>>213567856
how the fuck do you have so many niggers? I thought caribbean ancestry niggers in the UK were like a tiny minority, don't tell me you imported even more?