Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:32:43 PM
No.213567368
>>213568085
>Sends you to die for no reason
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:39:23 PM
No.213567569
>>213567853
I say "Thank you Putin, for giving me the privilege to die for you at the hands of Ukranians. There is no greater honor than to be thrown into the meat grinder and become a cube. I love it when my superior officers use me as a cock sleeve."
You wanna know the ultimate hack to not get drafted? Just live at a female relative's house and have her buy items for you. Even in dire situations like in Ukraine they don't do home raids for males.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:47:37 PM
No.213567809
>>213567872
>>213567743
What, so do you just never go outside and live basically as a NEET when doing this to avoid the draft?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:48:39 PM
No.213567833
>sends your family a bag of crisps
sorry about Ivan, Mishka will enjoy her new bf from Côte d’Ivoire ;)
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:49:31 PM
No.213567853
>>213567569
KEK nafonigger cope is funny
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:49:53 PM
No.213567872
>>213567809
Yes, just wait out the war. Of course you should pay your relative for the items but that's besides the point.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:53:34 PM
No.213567969
Guess I'll die like this zigger fella
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:54:37 PM
No.213568000
>nooo we get a lot of hate on /int/ why do they persecute as so
>poor roosiya ((((((((((((
>proceeds to flood the board with /pol/ and /k/ crap every single day during russian hours
I sincerely hope you get stabbed
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:55:04 PM
No.213568014
>>213567743
They were actually publicly discussing how to draft those who never leave their appartments lol
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:57:19 PM
No.213568085
>>213567368 (OP)
>>Sends you to die for no reason
What u mean for no reason. Those who survive get the BICYCLE
