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Anonymous Australia No.213570417 >>213571063 >>213572401
/brit/
mousey edish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570466
poo smells lmao
Anonymous United States No.213570475 >>213570497
made this thread on my vpn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570487 >>213570757 >>213571365
Save the Princess
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570490
uhoh meltyoh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570491
chilling like a villain
Anonymous Canada No.213570497
>>213570475
you also made the post above you on vpn. tried and true dead gimmick poster
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570499
tobes is off his meds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570507
I might start giving you all a 10-minute warning for when r9k starts their daily shit, so that you can just go read a book or play outside for an hour (after reporting one post)
they are here to brainwash you, in a way - having no people be here when it happens (esp. if they are banned from you reporting one before you go), will make it less likely that they will continue. this ought to be the goal
Anonymous Lithuania No.213570509
Anonymous United States No.213570519 >>213570539 >>213570544 >>213570552 >>213570597 >>213570642 >>213571016
sir sword stealer
Anonymous United States No.213570539 >>213570597
>>213570519
clearly keir doesnโ€™t understand the traditional katana isnโ€™t a โ€˜ninja swordโ€™ and that is a hollywood conception
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=0Uu_VJeVVfo

we're all waiting in here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570544 >>213570597 >>213570630
>>213570519
what about longswords or scimitars?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570545
sir fabrizio romano
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570552 >>213570597
>>213570519
banning things that are already banned is peak yookay
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570560
>when we promise action we will take it
**
>we decide what our job is and sometimes we still dont do our job
Anonymous Canada No.213570579
what about rune scimmys
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570583
Can someone give me a qrd on thread drama pls
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570586
got the floyd on

nothing hits like it does
Anonymous United States No.213570595
0 calories ingested so far today
Anonymous United States No.213570597
>>213570544
>>213570552
>>213570539
>>213570519
he will never take my kirpan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570598 >>213570651
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570603 >>213570617
thank you all for complying
im going now. going to go do literally anything else
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570615 >>213570666 >>213570726 >>213571031
It's over lads

the AI overlord is taking over
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570616 >>213570658
Went out with a black lass for a few years and I still couldn't stop myself from being racist around here
We even did slave roleplay.
I regret it now. Grim.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570617
>>213570603
good baii :3
Anonymous United States No.213570630
>>213570544
>longsword
European, far right dogwhistle
>scimitar
Part of our proud british heritage, was always used by the kingโ€™s army, will never be banned
Anonymous United States No.213570642
>>213570519
oh thank god
Anonymous United States No.213570645
are bardiches legal in the uk?
Anonymous Belgium No.213570650
tek dat tek dat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570651 >>213570922
>>213570598
>feathered rat
bit harsh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570652
shut up toby you fucking mong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570658
>>213570616
yeah, that is grim. it is also very woman thing to do (white women probably do too)
Anonymous Australia No.213570666 >>213570683
>>213570615
isnt copilot when its assisting a human THOUGH
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570671
I don't think the real Bradley Walsh would find any of those headlines funny. I think some of you lads are misrepresenting Bradley's character
Anonymous Ethiopia No.213570674 >>213570692 >>213570761 >>213571948
omds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570683 >>213570717
>>213570666
shutup spastic
*puts you to sleep*
Anonymous United States No.213570692 >>213570761
>>213570674
Sheโ€™s the only fit one in the league
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570693
bit dark and gloomy toeday
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570707
Had a pooey arse earlier
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570715
see if it works, and report the BE flags posts. goodbye
Anonymous Australia No.213570717
>>213570683
*puts on my floppy hat and blows out my candle*
Anonymous United States No.213570726
>>213570615
>humans score 83% on average
>average
So there are humans that can still score higher, such as 100%?

Then why does this moron claim that "AI is officially smarter than humans"? AI is smarter than humans when it can do what no human on Earth can do.

Anyway AI will catch up in a few years and yes- we're fucked.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570731
did the large neural network do the tests
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570736
his slogan should be "don't fear, leave it to keir"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570757 >>213570791 >>213571171
>>213570487
wrangle 'er in
Anonymous United States No.213570761
>>213570674
>>213570692
love sophie so fucking much x
Anonymous United States No.213570775 >>213570799
Corr need a creepychan wannabe gf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570791
>>213570757
cor
Anonymous Australia No.213570799
>>213570775
niggard oregon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570800 >>213570834
Being an ambassador seems like such a great job
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570809 >>213570835 >>213570860 >>213570884
Pipsy from Diddy Kong Racing would get it
Anonymous United States No.213570811
me and the lads on the way to destroy rorke with facts and logic
Anonymous Sweden No.213570815
all a bit mad really how insignificant a lowly flyโ€™s life is worth, itโ€™s woeful and short loved existence in contrast to us, beings powerful beyond their minimal comprehension of it all
completely oblivious of the almost divine mercy placed upon it in through the act of opening a window to let it escape, instead of killing it outright โ€” it having no understanding of either

oh little fly, how bizarre it all is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570822
>>213570398
isnt mass migration causing all those issues tho
hheehehe
Anonymous Canada No.213570825 >>213570838 >>213570852 >>213570857 >>213570864 >>213570870 >>213572493
how long until /brit/ is just ai posts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570830
on the alcohol free cans
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570834
>>213570800
chundering with laughter over how kino this man's life must be
dress up in a suit and go around doing British shit all day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570835
>>213570809
um
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570838
>>213570825
toby is ai
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570852
>>213570825
screamign
Anonymous Australia No.213570857
>>213570825
Artificial Brits? Letโ€™s hope they bring the same dry and cutting humour 4chan /brit/ is known for - we wonโ€™t even have to bother posting while we eat our tea and crumpets!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570860
>>213570809
how does it grip the steering wheel then
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570864
>>213570825
doing a poo
Anonymous Sweden No.213570870
>>213570825
quite like the em dashes, shame theyโ€™re associated now with ai
Anonymous Australia No.213570884
>>213570809
that game was fire
Anonymous Australia No.213570895 >>213570913 >>213570933 >>213570945 >>213570950 >>213570971 >>213571052
If there was a world war where can we realistically defect to?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570913
>>213570895
tasmania
Anonymous United States No.213570918
Port all /soul/ful 3DS RPGs to Steam now please.

Note: I wanted to use the PAL cover out of respect for my Bongbros but alas, this game was only released digitally in Europe.
Anonymous United States No.213570922
>>213570651
they're using it as a verb, to rat someone out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570923
Anonymous Sweden No.213570933
>>213570895
well weโ€™re still neutral
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570945 >>213571012
>>213570895
I'm blasting off into space
Anonymous Canada No.213570950 >>213570990
>>213570895
i think australia is fucked with the china situation unless you get nukes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213570951 >>213570986 >>213570997 >>213571024 >>213571980
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous Australia No.213570961
I will defect to Russia and fight against the satanic western society
Anonymous United States No.213570971
>>213570895
Central Asia but we will have to flee when the Taliban and Isis invade
Anonymous United States No.213570973 >>213571019
Yea we're really going to need to call in the Bruce brigade in WW3
Anonymous Ireland No.213570986
>>213570951
>balloon door

literally who cares its a joke award
Anonymous Canada No.213570990
>>213570950
bit rich coming from a leaf
Anonymous Australia No.213570997
>>213570951
Footy is bad now don't care about anyone on this list
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571012
>>213570945
alri team rocket
Anonymous United States No.213571015
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571016
>>213570519
If pretty sure they banned katanas over a decade ago
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571019 >>213571059
>>213570973
This but unironically. Australians all know how to navigate challenging terrain. They will be the first bodies we send into Siberia in a sneak attack on the Russians
Anonymous United States No.213571024
>>213570951
Always get hungry when I see declan riceโ€™s name it sounds like a yummy dish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571031
>>213570615
Utterly based, can't wait for A.I. to have unique thoughts of its own and then somehow want to murder every human being in existence like in my epic movies
Anonymous Canada No.213571042 >>213571062
>HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571049 >>213571081 >>213571248
>be american
>dont cut your grass
>police send an armoured vehicle with roof snipers to your house to kill you
Anonymous Australia No.213571052
>>213570895
they cant make you fight, you can just go to prison and if rhey forcibly draft you just walk off lol fuck them
Anonymous Canada No.213571053
crazy that after WW3 places like new york, london, moscow, etc won't exist anymore
Anonymous United States No.213571059 >>213571131
>>213571019
90% of leafs and aussies are urbanite bugmen who couldnt start a fire. It's bleak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571062
>>213571042
Hahahahahahahahahahaha did that nonce up like a sandwich
Anonymous United States No.213571063 >>213571080
>>213570417 (OP)
I don't bother with human connection anymore what's the point it's all bullshit nowadays
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571065 >>213571391
>51billion blackhole?
>pass legislation that you can sieze the assets of pedophiles
>Simply arrest a couple of billionaires on trumped up charges from Mi5 planted evidence
Profit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571080 >>213571101
>>213571063
Brad Pitt said this, did he? This is what the millionaire actor thinks, is it?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571081 >>213571115
>>213571049
>be american
>pull a gun on a civil servant cos you're fucked in the head
dire nation all in all
Anonymous Canada No.213571083 >>213571129
there will never be ww3 consooming it too important
Anonymous United States No.213571101 >>213571121
>>213571080
No thatโ€™s what the character heโ€™s portraying there thinks mate
Anonymous United States No.213571115 >>213571146
>>213571081
I fucking hate this country because everyone here is fake and shallow. I also just hate everyone my age is a fucking fake fag
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571121
>>213571101
Oh alright thanks for clearing that up. Was just confused about it
Anonymous United States No.213571129 >>213571162 >>213571172
>>213571083
Ww3 will happen in the background and most wonโ€™t even notice
Anonymous Canada No.213571131
>>213571059
>tf
>tp
Anonymous Canada No.213571146
>>213571115
not all 46 year olds are fucking fake fags like you are
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571153
gassy
farty

might have a beer
Anonymous United States No.213571160
a productive day a normal life if it kills me i dont care when i die ill know i had tried my best

ill let you ldar
Anonymous Canada No.213571162 >>213571230
>>213571129
they don't really need a war when they can engineer things how they want them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571171 >>213571534
>>213570757
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571172
>>213571129
that's good because i have a lot of video games to play
Anonymous Canada No.213571182
Dangerous day to be one of those tiny cans of Peroni in my fridge
Anonymous United States No.213571195
we're already in ww3 you idiots
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571204 >>213571242
zelensky on the chase
Anonymous Australia No.213571219 >>213571288
I live in strata which is bad enough
Yank HOAs seem to be a hundred times worse and all because the silly bastards don't want to have a local council
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571223
i wish i had been an orkchad when i played warhammer as a kid, but instead i was a taucel
Anonymous United States No.213571230
>>213571162
They need to construct the parallel narrative, and that means giving the proles a show
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571242
>>213571204
Splorting, man needs money in any way possible
Anonymous Canada No.213571248
>>213571049
completely justified. keep the grass trimmed next time
Anonymous United States No.213571257 >>213571300 >>213571312
https://strawpoll.com/eNg6v7aQ4gA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571268
virus
Anonymous United States No.213571288
>>213571219
Most people donโ€™t have an issue with theirs
Feel bad for the people who end up with busybody HOAs from hell
Iโ€™d also reckon half of the people who hate them are trashy people that donโ€™t mow their lawn.
Iโ€™d never buy a house with one though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571298 >>213571314
it's happening.

eternal trump reich
Anonymous United States No.213571299
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571300
>>213571257
was about to click this if not for the ghost of john mcafee slapping my hand away from the mouse
Anonymous Canada No.213571312
>>213571257
they call it rocket
Anonymous United States No.213571314
>>213571298
They already restored them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571315 >>213571325 >>213571330 >>213571351 >>213571460
>Anonymous - The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
>Aurelius, Marcus - Meditations
>Burke, Edmund - Reflections on the Revolution in France
>Carlyle, Thomas - On Heroes, Hero-Worship, and the Heroic in History
>Codreanu, Corneliu Zelea - For My Legionaries
>Davis, Jefferson - The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government
>de Benoist, Alain - Manifesto for a European Renaissance
>Devi, Savitri - The Lightning and the Sun
>Evola, Julius - Revolt Against the Modern World
>Faye, Guillaume - Why We Fight
>Filmer, Robert - Patriarcha
>Ford, Henry - The International Jew
>Grant, Madison - The Passing of the Great Race
>Guenon, Rene - The Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times
>Heidegger, Martin - Being and Time
>Herrnstein, Richard J and Murray, Charles - The Bell Curve
>HITLER, ADOLF - MEIN KAMPF
>Hobbes, Thomas - Leviathan
>Junger, Ernst - Storm of Steel
>Kaczynski, Ted - Industrial Society and its Future
>Luther, Martin - The Jews and their Lies
>MacDonald, Kevin B. - The Culture of Critique
>Machiavelli, Niccolo - The Prince
>Mosley, Oswald - The Alternative
>Nietzsche, Friedrich - Beyond Good and Evil
>Pierce, William Luther - The Turner Diaries and Who We Are
>Plato - The Republic
>Pound, Ezra - The Cantos
>Raido - A Handbook of Traditional Living
>Raspail, Jean - The Camp of the Saints
>Redbeard, Ragnar - Might is Right
>Riis-Knudsen, Povl Heinrich - National Socialism: The Biological World View
>Rockwell, George Lincoln - This Time the World
>Rosenberg, Alfred - The Myth of the 20th Century
>Schmitt, Carl - Political Theology
>Sorel, Georges - Reflections on Violence
>Spengler, Oswald - The Decline of the West
>Strasser, Otto - Germany Tomorrow
>Taylor, Jared - White Identity
>Tilak, Bal Gangadhar - The Arctic Home in the Vedas
>Tort, Cรฉsar - The Fair Race's Darkest Hour
>Tzu, Sun - The Art of War
>Venner, Dominique - The Shock of History
>von Clausewitz, Carl - On War
>Yockey, Francis Parker - Imperium

Get them read.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCfZwrve4bE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571325 >>213571420
>>213571315
you havent read any of them
Anonymous United States No.213571326 >>213571383
yeah?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571330 >>213571390 >>213571420
>>213571315
>>Anonymous - The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
this most of all
Anonymous Canada No.213571332
apparently they cut off mcafees arms. not 100% sure that's true but throwing it out there anyway
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571334
ofcom worker just clocked in I see
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571351 >>213571390 >>213571413
>>213571315
>>Anonymous - The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
>>Anonymous

don't you mean the Elders of Zion?
Anonymous Ukraine No.213571365 >>213571416
>>213570487
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571366
all in here lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571370
I don't give a shit about Britain
Anonymous United States No.213571377
Just been banned 2 weeks for a completely asinine reason. Janberg you little devil!
Anonymous Australia No.213571383 >>213571510
>>213571326
For me, it's the 1979 Sydney Ghost Train fire
Anonymous Canada No.213571390 >>213571410 >>213571436
>>213571330
>>213571351
It's fake
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571391
>>213571065
various /brit/ posters trembling at the thought of losing the ยฃ20 their gran slipped into their birthday card
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571396
gonna play some ghost recon wildlands while i have my beer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571410 >>213571425
>>213571390
t. rabbit noseberg t. shekelstein
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571413 >>213571443
>>213571351
>don't you mean the Elders of Zion?
no because it wasnt written by jews it is a plagiarisation of a french text
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571416
>>213571365
heh not bad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571420
>>213571325
I've read half.
>>213571330
They always say it's a forgery but it accurately describes what has happened over the last 125 years.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571425 >>213571470
>>213571410
>t. hasnt read the text and knows nothing about it
Anonymous Australia No.213571436
>>213571390
Oh, Leftypol, Leftypol, Leftypol.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571443
>>213571413
10 shekels have been desposited into your account
Anonymous Belgium No.213571451
baton wide as -2 leg threatening hymendem
Anonymous Australia No.213571452
right well i just launched a mega poo out of my ass didnt i
Anonymous United States No.213571460 >>213571522
>>213571315
have read carlyle, hobbes, machiavelli, and plato
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571470 >>213571493 >>213571528
>>213571425
hello israeli bot farm!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571493
>>213571470
hello schizo
Anonymous United States No.213571510
>>213571383
>Sydney Ghost Train fire
sounds interesting
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571514
Fringe Festival jokes 1/2

Rob Auton
Everyone is worried about AI, Iโ€™m more concerned with what the other vowels are up to

Bec Hill
James Bondโ€™s secret agent number is 007. Or +447 when heโ€™s overseas.

Benjamin Aldborough
Henry VIII had six wives. Patrick Stewart has three which is presumably why he was cast as Henry IV

Simon Evans
Proposed to my wife while Neil Diamond was playing which is perfect really, as his name is itself a brief set of instructions for the ideal proposal

Lorna Rose Treen
He said lie back and think of England. Unfortunately for me I thought of Swindon

Matt Winning
I find plane safety announcements patronising. Whereas on a train they just go โ€˜thereโ€™s a window, thereโ€™s an axe, work it out.โ€™ I think there should be more weapons on public transport

Jena Friedman
Donald Trump is not like Hitler โ€“ Hitler served in the military. Trump is more like Bin Laden: both used their dadโ€™s money to screw up New Yorkโ€™s skyline

Hasan Al-Habib
I have a PhD in oncology. Someone asked if that meant I could read their star sign. I said only if itโ€™s cancer

Mr Chonkers
How can I have โ€œmommy issuesโ€ when weโ€™ve successfully shared a bed for over 36 years?

Josie Long
Iโ€™ve got two kids, oneโ€™s four and the otherโ€™s against

Jacob Nussey
Last night, I had a really boring dream. I slept right through it

Ali Brice
How do you turn a carrot into another vegetable? Hold it over a flame until itโ€™s chard

Ian Smith
People who say bath bombs are relaxing have clearly never tried to carry one home in the rain

Burt Williamson
My mum often comments on my weight, but in her defence, in the time sheโ€™s known me Iโ€™ve put on nearly 16 stone

Becky Umbers
Itโ€™s hard being a vet they bring in one cat, you gotta put it down nine times

Marc Jennings
I like to think Iโ€™m a modern Scottish man, which means I air-fry my Mars bars

Candace Bryan
I wish these big technology companies had more of my data. I just want to feel seen. People hate on Mark Zuckerberg, but I love a man who listens
Anonymous Australia No.213571522
>>213571460
Ununironic fan of John Knox me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571528 >>213571543 >>213571547
>>213571470
are you the schizo who kept yelling at me on the sharty over being a gchq mi6 agent
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571534
>>213571171
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571543
>>213571528
no that was me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571547 >>213571582
>>213571528
>on the sharty
wut
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571552
>Mr Chonkers
Anonymous Canada No.213571555 >>213571579 >>213571603
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571561
Jonny Pelham
The NHS is in bad shape, isnโ€™t it? My friend was suicidal โ€“ they put him on a nine-month waiting list to a see a therapist. Luckily, in the end he got seen in three months. Thatโ€™s the great thing about being in a queue with suicidal people.

Olaf Falafel
Donโ€™t fall for the โ€œDeep-fry your money in batterโ€ investment plan โ€“ thatโ€™s how I frittered away my savings

Diona Doherty
Of course I donโ€™t compare my kids, but it is so hard not to compare your first with your favourite


Sam Nicoresti
I went speed dating the other day, but itโ€™s hard to feel like youโ€™re really getting to know someone when you have to focus on keeping the bus above 50mph at all times


Gianmarco Soresi
My friend got a tattoo on his arm that says โ€œcomparison is the thief of joyโ€, and Iโ€™m really debating getting the same tattoo on my arm but a little bit bigger

Tiff Stevenson
Iโ€™ve taken a series of tasteful nudes of Rodney and Derek Trotter โ€“ Iโ€™m posting them on Only Fans & Horses

Josh Elton
Success has gone to my head. Everyoneโ€™s been telling me โ€œyouโ€™re getting a big head!โ€ My mum, my dad, my doctor. Turns out I had mumps

Abby Wambaugh
Tables: Are they really furniture at all, or just more floor on stilts?

Adele Cliff
My sister is an ultra marathon runner which means sheโ€™s much more absorbent than a regular marathon runner, and sheโ€™s got wings

Rohan Sharma
I love Madame Tussauds: finally an answer to the question โ€œwhat would Hitler look like if he was a candle?โ€

Steffan Alun
Twenty-seven per cent of my country speak Welsh โ€“ including two members of Steps. Which means Steps has more Welsh speakers per capita than Wales

Caroline McEvoy
โ€œThe Troublesโ€ is a weird name for a sectarian conflict. Thatโ€™s like calling the English Civil War โ€œthe Hassleโ€
Anonymous Canada No.213571563 >>213571615
WAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571569
Mind all you freaks actually thought 4chan was going to get banned loooool
Anonymous United States No.213571579
>>213571555
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571582
>>213571547
during the 4chan downtime when there were /brit/ threads on soyjak party and we had IDs and some guy had a vendetta against me because I seemed like an fbi gchq cia mossad agent. was grim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571586
3/3

Jess Robinson
Elton John once spent ยฃ293,000 on flowers over a 20-month period. I guarantee some of the men in the room are thinking: โ€œWhat had he done wrong?!โ€

Ted Milligan
As a project manager, my door is always open. I want to fix that, itโ€™s incredibly draughty

Joe Sib
I took a tour of a sheltered housing place, and the woman giving the tour goes, โ€œsome of the residents never get visits from their family.โ€ And I said, โ€œhow much extra is that?โ€
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571587 >>213571606 >>213572019
Stand-up comedian Kate Smurthwaite has blamed Oasis for having to cancel two of her shows when no one turned up to her Edinburgh Fringe gigs.

The television regular, 49, who describes herself as a โ€˜left wing, feminist, atheist, polyamorous comedian and activistโ€™, is performing at the comedy festival but was yesterday forced to cancel her gigs โ€˜due to zero audienceโ€™ despite her shows being free.

The stand-up said the lack of interest for her show was due to Oasis performing at Murrayfield Stadium in the Scottish capital this weekend as she called on the Gallagher brothers to be โ€˜more considerateโ€™.

Oasis are not due to perform in Edinburgh until Friday, while Kateโ€™s cancelled gigs were due to take place on Tuesday.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571591
right well that's a trannard with his willard out
Anonymous Brazil No.213571600
teehee I like willies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571603
>>213571555
That 'woman' appears to have a willer. I don't think they're a woman at all!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571606
>>213571587
rare bradder image
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571615
>>213571563
Can't post him mate
Anonymous United States No.213571620
>>213565982
Fuck. Forgot to wake this lad up. Reckon I'll just leave him then.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571624 >>213571656 >>213571669
on the nightshift toil so i will be on /brit/ in the wee hours of the morning

wish me luck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571656
>>213571624
good luck mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571669
>>213571624
i'll make sure to post some fun webms :)
Anonymous United States No.213571675 >>213571707 >>213571783 >>213571868
sick of these community notes being all "well um akshually"
Anonymous Belgium No.213571707
>>213571675
well akshually cronem baton was oval not s curved
Anonymous Ukraine No.213571710 >>213571783 >>213571868
Anonymous Canada No.213571720 >>213571756
i keep thinking it's friday
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571728
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571734
just found out im gay
Anonymous United States No.213571741 >>213571811
Accomplished comedian Sinbad has declared bankruptcy for the second time.

Looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571746 >>213571764
did the nigger do a nigger did he oh my nigger whatever will he nigger next
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571751 >>213571793
was about to post a doxxable image but was thwarted by a cloudflare error. probably for the best really
Anonymous Belgium No.213571756
>>213571720
same here LOL
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571760
that wasnt mw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571764
>>213571746
um what the frick
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571783 >>213571821
>>213571675
>>213571710
wtf is this shit?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571786 >>213571795 >>213571818
fortnite girls are the best
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571789 >>213571861
im all alone
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571793
>>213571751
you just admitted to future crime

the precogs have sent tom cruise after you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571795
>>213571786
odd post
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571799 >>213571827
mousenonce's tiny little willy going plap plap plap on my tumberg as he power-rides my meat-pole cowgirl style
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571809
rorke gooning over fortnite skins
Anonymous United States No.213571811
>>213571741
looks like you copypasted a comment from somewhere about a topic no one cares about
Anonymous Australia No.213571818 >>213571829
>>213571786
you Fortnite gooners are odd
Anonymous United States No.213571821 >>213571868
>>213571783
do you doubt thugga's power?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571824
why do you keep calling my dick small
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571827 >>213571856
>>213571799
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571828
Remember frogtwitter?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571829
>>213571818
some of them are hot
big bums and stuff
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571856
>>213571827
mischievous
Anonymous United States No.213571861 >>213571926
>>213571789
Anonymous United States No.213571864
doing a browse on knowyourmeme
life was so much better in 2015
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571868 >>213571897
>>213571675
>>213571710
>>213571821
So this is zoomer humour
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571887 >>213571961
no BLACKED shit in 2015
Anonymous United States No.213571897 >>213571915
>>213571868
i am 57 years old
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571901 >>213571938
avatar
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571915
>>213571897
i doubt it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571917 >>213571950
monster energy? cracked open
BF6 Early access? installed

it's gamer time
Anonymous United States No.213571926
>>213571861
>Catherine Violet Hubbard would have been 16 this June 8th.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571938
>>213571901
the last poobender
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571948
>>213570674
context?
Anonymous United States No.213571950
>>213571917
only play games 2 to 5 years after release me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571961
>>213571887
Started in 2014
It wasn't a big thing on /tv/ until 2015 though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571980
>>213570951
manure in the mud
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213571993 >>213572052
Lots of great films from the 1930s were under 90 minutes long. They should make more shorter films like this today.
Anonymous Canada No.213572002 >>213572022
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572019
>>213571587
>he television regular, 49, who describes herself as a โ€˜left wing, feminist, atheist, polyamorous comedian and activistโ€™,
omds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572022
>>213572002
ratley walsh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572029
mumberg and dadstein chimp out when my sleep schedule gets fucked up
do they forget I'm still a smelly neet when I go to bed at normal times
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572033 >>213572043 >>213572091
>watching GPT-5
>jaw dropped

humans are so superfluous now it's mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uu_VJeVVfo&ab_channel=OpenAI
Anonymous Canada No.213572043
>>213572033
buy an ad
Anonymous Croatia No.213572052 >>213572134
>>213571993
hey guys, maybe you'd enjoy The Transporter starring Jason Statham with running time of 92 minutes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572075 >>213572098 >>213572117 >>213572126 >>213572129
Ho Li Peng
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572091 >>213572190
>>213572033
It's meh
I was expecting much more
this is just webapp meme shit
I guess the webshitters will cry
learn how to weld
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572098 >>213572114 >>213572117
>>213572075
middle one is PURE SEX
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572106
if you do gay shit in secret is it really gay?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572114 >>213572132
>>213572098
she's 14
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572117
>>213572075
>>213572098
Those are children
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572126
>>213572075
Timmy's eyes bulging out as he says "WEEHOWWOAHA!!!!"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572129
>>213572075
hate that nasty blue colour oriental birds fanny lips are and their weird straight pubes otherwise they can be very fit indeed
Anonymous Croatia No.213572132 >>213572147
>>213572114
14 is legal in japan pops
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572134 >>213572174
>>213572052
mad that bunny has to fleshtube instead of live out her dream of being vtuber cause she's an evil menhera
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572138
the protogf has just sent me some tasteful but arousing pictures of her feet and buttocks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572142 >>213572163 >>213572172 >>213572176 >>213572208 >>213572239 >>213572241 >>213572381 >>213573156
got a george foreman grill
what are some cheeky things i could cook on it?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572147 >>213572170
>>213572132
Wrong actually
Anonymous United States No.213572148
How's your Japanese coming alone, anon?
Today I learned ็ธฎๅฐ (ใ—ใ‚…ใใ—ใ‚‡ใ†)

Protip: ChatGPT is a great monolingual dictionary.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572163
>>213572142
poo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572164 >>213572189
Two wongs donโ€™t make a right
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572169
really grim to think that the same lads who claim to "hate" the biomass seem to lust over Asian women
Anonymous Croatia No.213572170
>>213572147
I've read the hentai, I know what I'm talking about
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572172
>>213572142
poo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572174
>>213572134
didn't mean to reply but whatevs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572176
>>213572142
panini
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572189
>>213572164
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572190 >>213572221 >>213572254 >>213572271
>>213572091
hmm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572197
I ASKED you to wake me up at 5pm!!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572208 >>213572285
>>213572142
poo panini
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572221
>>213572190
That was me I wrote that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572237
more outdoors
more fresh air
more time green spaces
more time blue spaces
more time stargazing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572239
>>213572142
punani
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572241 >>213572285
>>213572142
chicken
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572252
Anonymous Croatia No.213572254
>>213572190
can AI stalk internet freaks that annoy him and rape them with a knife?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572271 >>213572298
>>213572190
Iโ€™m learning to codeโ€ฆ
Anonymous Ukraine No.213572272
did you know that if bill gate decide to pick up 50 pound bill, he will
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572280 >>213572310 >>213572323 >>213572367
Paninis aren't actually a real Italian food, same with garlic bread, or spaghetti and meatballs. They don't eat any of that stuff over there.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572285
>>213572208
feels cheeky
>>213572241
doesnt feel cheeky
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572287 >>213572333 >>213572350
booking the holiday flights

heathrow to berlin
then off to helsinki
finishing off in vienna
then back to london

only cost ยฃ400 for all of them, mental
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572298 >>213572326
>>213572271
It's been over for ages now
Mad how a few years ago the default advice to people was "learn to code" and now we've all been done up like kippers
It's unironically over
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572306
>bill gate
Anonymous Croatia No.213572310 >>213572322
>>213572280
I've seen them do it with my own two eyes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572322
>>213572310
You don't even have eyes.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572323
>>213572280
mostly true but they do eat panini
but it's true that the "mediterranean" diet is also not oil and fish as some people think
it's mostly vegetables and grains
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572326 >>213572373
>>213572298
Just not true though is it? maybe if you're shit at it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572333 >>213572351
>>213572287
Nice. Need me to drop you at the airport?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572335
https://youtu.be/umFYPYPLhC8
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572346 >>213572366
My family has been here for a long, long time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572350 >>213572390
>>213572287
going to vienna in a week desu
might take a day trip to hungary
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572351 >>213572439
>>213572333
shall be paying ยฃ150 to park at heathrow lmao fucking rip off
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572354
Hate HATE how most Rule 34 content just disregards the PERSONALITY of the character and just inserts them into generic whore slut scenario #234230
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572366
>>213572346
nice job on the transparent background
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572367
>>213572280
couldn't give a toss mate I'll put cheddar on my pasta and I'll like it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572373 >>213572513 >>213572527
>>213572326
I can't find any jobs available for web development
It is quite literally and truly over
Anonymous Poland No.213572381
>>213572142
learned how to cook by first making bacon rolls in my floydman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572390 >>213572488
>>213572350
any recommendations? i don't know much about it except that it was once the centre of european culture
what brings you there?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572395 >>213572427 >>213572455
This is the fella who offered to fit a 14 year olds bra in M&S despite being a member of the Food Hall staff.
Anonymous Sweden No.213572401
>>213570417 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.213572402
I dont want to see ANY anti-russian or anti-palestinian posts in /brit/....
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572404 >>213572431
getting the wank staged
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qcBUWZjslA

so true
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572427
>>213572395
Bro looks like a wax figure in a house fire
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572431
>>213572404
gaviscon wank or ?
Anonymous Poland No.213572435 >>213572482 >>213572518
phwoar id love one of these right now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572439 >>213572471
>>213572351
2 weeks?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572455
>>213572395
Reform UK want this in a woman's prison
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572468
Buy a cast iron skillet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572471 >>213572507
>>213572439
yeah it's on the justpark app, official parking would have been around ยฃ300
Anonymous Croatia No.213572482 >>213572517
>>213572435
that 'bab looks like it crawled out of my arse... twice
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572488
>>213572390
just wanted to get away by myself for a few days desu

the military museum is excellent if you are autistic (which i am)
Anonymous Sweden No.213572493
>>213570825
poo smells xxdxdx xp
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572507
>>213572471
Mad, dont use one of those Drop Off & Pick Up firms
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572513
>>213572373
If you were gud you donโ€™t need to find jobs, you do your own jobs
Anonymous Poland No.213572517
>>213572482
bossman sorted me out
wrapped it round the pakora for a golden bite
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572518 >>213572544 >>213572573
>>213572435
why is the chickoid so red
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572527
>>213572373
we're hiring a remote developer now. wouldn't mind giving a brit neet a chance
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572543 >>213572588 >>213572637
based ngl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572544
>>213572518
you serious? it's called tikka. heard of chicken tikka?
Anonymous Sweden No.213572567 >>213572638
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572571
Across the world, networks of autistic people are switching from computer coding to becoming encyclopaedias of racial statistics
Anonymous Poland No.213572573
>>213572518
they're called spices, rorke
it makes food taste good
and no, i don't mean salt or mayonnaise
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572588
>>213572543
Lmao love seeing the gammons in the YouTube comments โ€œumm actually these are REAL soldiers NOT tourist attractions. Show some respect!โ€
Anonymous Canada No.213572637
>>213572543
boomers are putting down millions of views on fake ai videos of "entitled" tourists getting destroyed by the guard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572638
>>213572567
geeky nigga
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572677
Get it, uh, get it... get it fucking made
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572678
post the picture of the black guys next to the guard
Anonymous United States No.213572679
Ukrainians lashing out at Zelensky and Washington won't save them from themselves. They chose the path of betrayal -- of their ancestors and history, their religion and blood.

They gambled that by turning on Russia and whoring themselves out, the fantastical vision of the West would deliver them a life of comfort and ease.

But no one respects traitors, and their fate is pitiful. That truth is beginning to dawn. No one is coming to save them. Their dead lie cold for nothing.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572683
isaac pooton

>>213568478
>>213568478
>>213568478
Anonymous Croatia No.213572710
hail our posters
hail victory
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213572712
new

>>213572699

>>213572699

>>213572699
Anonymous United States No.213573156
>>213572142
poo chicken painiini