Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:25:01 PM
No.213570466
poo smells lmao
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:25:23 PM
No.213570475
>>213570497
made this thread on my vpn
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:25:48 PM
No.213570490
uhoh meltyoh
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:25:53 PM
No.213570491
chilling like a villain
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:26:18 PM
No.213570497
>>213570475
you also made the post above you on vpn. tried and true dead gimmick poster
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:26:20 PM
No.213570499
tobes is off his meds
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:26:38 PM
No.213570507
I might start giving you all a 10-minute warning for when r9k starts their daily shit, so that you can just go read a book or play outside for an hour (after reporting one post)
they are here to brainwash you, in a way - having no people be here when it happens (esp. if they are banned from you reporting one before you go), will make it less likely that they will continue. this ought to be the goal
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:26:38 PM
No.213570509
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:27:43 PM
No.213570539
>>213570597
>>213570519
clearly keir doesnโt understand the traditional katana isnโt a โninja swordโ and that is a hollywood conception
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:27:57 PM
No.213570543
>>213570519
what about longswords or scimitars?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:28:00 PM
No.213570545
sir fabrizio romano
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:28:10 PM
No.213570552
>>213570597
>>213570519
banning things that are already banned is peak yookay
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:28:17 PM
No.213570560
>when we promise action we will take it
**
>we decide what our job is and sometimes we still dont do our job
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:29:10 PM
No.213570579
what about rune scimmys
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:29:18 PM
No.213570583
Can someone give me a qrd on thread drama pls
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:29:20 PM
No.213570586
got the floyd on
nothing hits like it does
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:29:35 PM
No.213570595
0 calories ingested so far today
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:29:37 PM
No.213570597
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:29:37 PM
No.213570598
>>213570651
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:29:57 PM
No.213570603
>>213570617
thank you all for complying
im going now. going to go do literally anything else
It's over lads
the AI overlord is taking over
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:30:25 PM
No.213570616
>>213570658
Went out with a black lass for a few years and I still couldn't stop myself from being racist around here
We even did slave roleplay.
I regret it now. Grim.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:30:27 PM
No.213570617
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:30:51 PM
No.213570630
>>213570544
>longsword
European, far right dogwhistle
>scimitar
Part of our proud british heritage, was always used by the kingโs army, will never be banned
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:31:25 PM
No.213570642
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:31:28 PM
No.213570645
are bardiches legal in the uk?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:31:33 PM
No.213570650
tek dat tek dat
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:31:33 PM
No.213570651
>>213570922
>>213570598
>feathered rat
bit harsh
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:31:35 PM
No.213570652
shut up toby you fucking mong
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:31:49 PM
No.213570658
>>213570616
yeah, that is grim. it is also very woman thing to do (white women probably do too)
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:32:11 PM
No.213570666
>>213570683
>>213570615
isnt copilot when its assisting a human THOUGH
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:32:29 PM
No.213570671
I don't think the real Bradley Walsh would find any of those headlines funny. I think some of you lads are misrepresenting Bradley's character
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:32:56 PM
No.213570683
>>213570717
>>213570666
shutup spastic
*puts you to sleep*
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:33:15 PM
No.213570692
>>213570761
>>213570674
Sheโs the only fit one in the league
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:33:18 PM
No.213570693
bit dark and gloomy toeday
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:33:50 PM
No.213570707
Had a pooey arse earlier
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:34:02 PM
No.213570715
see if it works, and report the BE flags posts. goodbye
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:34:02 PM
No.213570717
>>213570683
*puts on my floppy hat and blows out my candle*
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:34:17 PM
No.213570726
>>213570615
>humans score 83% on average
>average
So there are humans that can still score higher, such as 100%?
Then why does this moron claim that "AI is officially smarter than humans"? AI is smarter than humans when it can do what no human on Earth can do.
Anyway AI will catch up in a few years and yes- we're fucked.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:34:37 PM
No.213570731
did the large neural network do the tests
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:34:51 PM
No.213570736
his slogan should be "don't fear, leave it to keir"
>>213570487
wrangle 'er in
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:35:29 PM
No.213570761
>>213570674
>>213570692
love sophie so fucking much x
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:35:55 PM
No.213570775
>>213570799
Corr need a creepychan wannabe gf
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:36:24 PM
No.213570791
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:36:48 PM
No.213570799
>>213570775
niggard oregon
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:36:50 PM
No.213570800
>>213570834
Being an ambassador seems like such a great job
Pipsy from Diddy Kong Racing would get it
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:37:20 PM
No.213570811
me and the lads on the way to destroy rorke with facts and logic
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:37:28 PM
No.213570815
all a bit mad really how insignificant a lowly flyโs life is worth, itโs woeful and short loved existence in contrast to us, beings powerful beyond their minimal comprehension of it all
completely oblivious of the almost divine mercy placed upon it in through the act of opening a window to let it escape, instead of killing it outright โ it having no understanding of either
oh little fly, how bizarre it all is
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:37:39 PM
No.213570822
>>213570398
isnt mass migration causing all those issues tho
hheehehe
how long until /brit/ is just ai posts
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:38:08 PM
No.213570830
on the alcohol free cans
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:38:18 PM
No.213570834
>>213570800
chundering with laughter over how kino this man's life must be
dress up in a suit and go around doing British shit all day
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:38:18 PM
No.213570835
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:38:23 PM
No.213570838
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:38:59 PM
No.213570852
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:39:11 PM
No.213570857
>>213570825
Artificial Brits? Letโs hope they bring the same dry and cutting humour 4chan /brit/ is known for - we wonโt even have to bother posting while we eat our tea and crumpets!
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:39:21 PM
No.213570860
>>213570809
how does it grip the steering wheel then
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:39:26 PM
No.213570864
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:39:39 PM
No.213570870
>>213570825
quite like the em dashes, shame theyโre associated now with ai
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:40:12 PM
No.213570884
>>213570809
that game was fire
If there was a world war where can we realistically defect to?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:41:22 PM
No.213570913
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:41:30 PM
No.213570918
Port all /soul/ful 3DS RPGs to Steam now please.
Note: I wanted to use the PAL cover out of respect for my Bongbros but alas, this game was only released digitally in Europe.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:41:38 PM
No.213570922
>>213570651
they're using it as a verb, to rat someone out
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:41:38 PM
No.213570923
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:41:50 PM
No.213570933
>>213570895
well weโre still neutral
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:42:25 PM
No.213570945
>>213571012
>>213570895
I'm blasting off into space
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:42:40 PM
No.213570950
>>213570990
>>213570895
i think australia is fucked with the china situation unless you get nukes
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:43:04 PM
No.213570961
I will defect to Russia and fight against the satanic western society
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:43:18 PM
No.213570971
>>213570895
Central Asia but we will have to flee when the Taliban and Isis invade
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:43:20 PM
No.213570973
>>213571019
Yea we're really going to need to call in the Bruce brigade in WW3
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:43:46 PM
No.213570986
>>213570951
>balloon door
literally who cares its a joke award
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:43:53 PM
No.213570990
>>213570950
bit rich coming from a leaf
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:44:05 PM
No.213570997
>>213570951
Footy is bad now don't care about anyone on this list
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:44:35 PM
No.213571012
>>213570945
alri team rocket
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:44:37 PM
No.213571015
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:44:38 PM
No.213571016
>>213570519
If pretty sure they banned katanas over a decade ago
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:44:42 PM
No.213571019
>>213571059
>>213570973
This but unironically. Australians all know how to navigate challenging terrain. They will be the first bodies we send into Siberia in a sneak attack on the Russians
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:44:59 PM
No.213571024
>>213570951
Always get hungry when I see declan riceโs name it sounds like a yummy dish
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:45:25 PM
No.213571031
>>213570615
Utterly based, can't wait for A.I. to have unique thoughts of its own and then somehow want to murder every human being in existence like in my epic movies
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:45:57 PM
No.213571042
>>213571062
>HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>be american
>dont cut your grass
>police send an armoured vehicle with roof snipers to your house to kill you
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:46:11 PM
No.213571052
>>213570895
they cant make you fight, you can just go to prison and if rhey forcibly draft you just walk off lol fuck them
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:46:13 PM
No.213571053
crazy that after WW3 places like new york, london, moscow, etc won't exist anymore
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:46:28 PM
No.213571059
>>213571131
>>213571019
90% of leafs and aussies are urbanite bugmen who couldnt start a fire. It's bleak
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:46:33 PM
No.213571062
>>213571042
Hahahahahahahahahahaha did that nonce up like a sandwich
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:46:34 PM
No.213571063
>>213571080
>>213570417 (OP)
I don't bother with human connection anymore what's the point it's all bullshit nowadays
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:46:35 PM
No.213571065
>>213571391
>51billion blackhole?
>pass legislation that you can sieze the assets of pedophiles
>Simply arrest a couple of billionaires on trumped up charges from Mi5 planted evidence
Profit
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:47:23 PM
No.213571080
>>213571101
>>213571063
Brad Pitt said this, did he? This is what the millionaire actor thinks, is it?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:47:23 PM
No.213571081
>>213571115
>>213571049
>be american
>pull a gun on a civil servant cos you're fucked in the head
dire nation all in all
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:47:27 PM
No.213571083
>>213571129
there will never be ww3 consooming it too important
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:48:07 PM
No.213571101
>>213571121
>>213571080
No thatโs what the character heโs portraying there thinks mate
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:48:38 PM
No.213571115
>>213571146
>>213571081
I fucking hate this country because everyone here is fake and shallow. I also just hate everyone my age is a fucking fake fag
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:48:50 PM
No.213571121
>>213571101
Oh alright thanks for clearing that up. Was just confused about it
>>213571083
Ww3 will happen in the background and most wonโt even notice
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:49:15 PM
No.213571131
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:49:52 PM
No.213571146
>>213571115
not all 46 year olds are fucking fake fags like you are
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:49:57 PM
No.213571153
gassy
farty
might have a beer
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:50:21 PM
No.213571160
a productive day a normal life if it kills me i dont care when i die ill know i had tried my best
ill let you ldar
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:50:27 PM
No.213571162
>>213571230
>>213571129
they don't really need a war when they can engineer things how they want them
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:50:47 PM
No.213571171
>>213571534
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:50:47 PM
No.213571172
>>213571129
that's good because i have a lot of video games to play
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:51:02 PM
No.213571182
Dangerous day to be one of those tiny cans of Peroni in my fridge
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:51:41 PM
No.213571195
we're already in ww3 you idiots
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:51:50 PM
No.213571204
>>213571242
zelensky on the chase
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:52:20 PM
No.213571219
>>213571288
I live in strata which is bad enough
Yank HOAs seem to be a hundred times worse and all because the silly bastards don't want to have a local council
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:52:30 PM
No.213571223
i wish i had been an orkchad when i played warhammer as a kid, but instead i was a taucel
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:52:44 PM
No.213571230
>>213571162
They need to construct the parallel narrative, and that means giving the proles a show
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:53:12 PM
No.213571242
>>213571204
Splorting, man needs money in any way possible
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:53:31 PM
No.213571248
>>213571049
completely justified. keep the grass trimmed next time
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:53:56 PM
No.213571268
virus
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:54:41 PM
No.213571288
>>213571219
Most people donโt have an issue with theirs
Feel bad for the people who end up with busybody HOAs from hell
Iโd also reckon half of the people who hate them are trashy people that donโt mow their lawn.
Iโd never buy a house with one though
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:54:58 PM
No.213571298
>>213571314
it's happening.
eternal trump reich
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:54:58 PM
No.213571299
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:55:00 PM
No.213571300
>>213571257
was about to click this if not for the ghost of john mcafee slapping my hand away from the mouse
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:55:36 PM
No.213571312
>>213571257
they call it rocket
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:55:42 PM
No.213571314
>>213571298
They already restored them
>Anonymous - The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
>Aurelius, Marcus - Meditations
>Burke, Edmund - Reflections on the Revolution in France
>Carlyle, Thomas - On Heroes, Hero-Worship, and the Heroic in History
>Codreanu, Corneliu Zelea - For My Legionaries
>Davis, Jefferson - The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government
>de Benoist, Alain - Manifesto for a European Renaissance
>Devi, Savitri - The Lightning and the Sun
>Evola, Julius - Revolt Against the Modern World
>Faye, Guillaume - Why We Fight
>Filmer, Robert - Patriarcha
>Ford, Henry - The International Jew
>Grant, Madison - The Passing of the Great Race
>Guenon, Rene - The Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times
>Heidegger, Martin - Being and Time
>Herrnstein, Richard J and Murray, Charles - The Bell Curve
>HITLER, ADOLF - MEIN KAMPF
>Hobbes, Thomas - Leviathan
>Junger, Ernst - Storm of Steel
>Kaczynski, Ted - Industrial Society and its Future
>Luther, Martin - The Jews and their Lies
>MacDonald, Kevin B. - The Culture of Critique
>Machiavelli, Niccolo - The Prince
>Mosley, Oswald - The Alternative
>Nietzsche, Friedrich - Beyond Good and Evil
>Pierce, William Luther - The Turner Diaries and Who We Are
>Plato - The Republic
>Pound, Ezra - The Cantos
>Raido - A Handbook of Traditional Living
>Raspail, Jean - The Camp of the Saints
>Redbeard, Ragnar - Might is Right
>Riis-Knudsen, Povl Heinrich - National Socialism: The Biological World View
>Rockwell, George Lincoln - This Time the World
>Rosenberg, Alfred - The Myth of the 20th Century
>Schmitt, Carl - Political Theology
>Sorel, Georges - Reflections on Violence
>Spengler, Oswald - The Decline of the West
>Strasser, Otto - Germany Tomorrow
>Taylor, Jared - White Identity
>Tilak, Bal Gangadhar - The Arctic Home in the Vedas
>Tort, Cรฉsar - The Fair Race's Darkest Hour
>Tzu, Sun - The Art of War
>Venner, Dominique - The Shock of History
>von Clausewitz, Carl - On War
>Yockey, Francis Parker - Imperium
Get them read.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:55:47 PM
No.213571318
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:56:03 PM
No.213571325
>>213571420
>>213571315
you havent read any of them
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:56:04 PM
No.213571326
>>213571383
yeah?
>>213571315
>>Anonymous - The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
this most of all
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:56:15 PM
No.213571332
apparently they cut off mcafees arms. not 100% sure that's true but throwing it out there anyway
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:56:20 PM
No.213571334
ofcom worker just clocked in I see
>>213571315
>>Anonymous - The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
>>Anonymous
don't you mean the Elders of Zion?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:57:06 PM
No.213571365
>>213571416
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:57:10 PM
No.213571366
all in here lads
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:57:14 PM
No.213571370
I don't give a shit about Britain
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:57:31 PM
No.213571377
Just been banned 2 weeks for a completely asinine reason. Janberg you little devil!
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:57:51 PM
No.213571383
>>213571510
>>213571326
For me, it's the 1979 Sydney Ghost Train fire
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:58:03 PM
No.213571391
>>213571065
various /brit/ posters trembling at the thought of losing the ยฃ20 their gran slipped into their birthday card
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:58:11 PM
No.213571396
gonna play some ghost recon wildlands while i have my beer
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:58:39 PM
No.213571410
>>213571425
>>213571390
t. rabbit noseberg t. shekelstein
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:58:41 PM
No.213571413
>>213571443
>>213571351
>don't you mean the Elders of Zion?
no because it wasnt written by jews it is a plagiarisation of a french text
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:58:43 PM
No.213571416
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:58:57 PM
No.213571420
>>213571325
I've read half.
>>213571330
They always say it's a forgery but it accurately describes what has happened over the last 125 years.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:59:11 PM
No.213571425
>>213571470
>>213571410
>t. hasnt read the text and knows nothing about it
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:59:28 PM
No.213571436
>>213571390
Oh, Leftypol, Leftypol, Leftypol.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:59:39 PM
No.213571443
>>213571413
10 shekels have been desposited into your account
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:59:56 PM
No.213571451
baton wide as -2 leg threatening hymendem
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:00:01 PM
No.213571452
right well i just launched a mega poo out of my ass didnt i
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:00:19 PM
No.213571460
>>213571522
>>213571315
have read carlyle, hobbes, machiavelli, and plato
>>213571425
hello israeli bot farm!
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:01:21 PM
No.213571493
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:01:57 PM
No.213571510
>>213571383
>Sydney Ghost Train fire
sounds interesting
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:02:06 PM
No.213571514
Fringe Festival jokes 1/2
Rob Auton
Everyone is worried about AI, Iโm more concerned with what the other vowels are up to
Bec Hill
James Bondโs secret agent number is 007. Or +447 when heโs overseas.
Benjamin Aldborough
Henry VIII had six wives. Patrick Stewart has three which is presumably why he was cast as Henry IV
Simon Evans
Proposed to my wife while Neil Diamond was playing which is perfect really, as his name is itself a brief set of instructions for the ideal proposal
Lorna Rose Treen
He said lie back and think of England. Unfortunately for me I thought of Swindon
Matt Winning
I find plane safety announcements patronising. Whereas on a train they just go โthereโs a window, thereโs an axe, work it out.โ I think there should be more weapons on public transport
Jena Friedman
Donald Trump is not like Hitler โ Hitler served in the military. Trump is more like Bin Laden: both used their dadโs money to screw up New Yorkโs skyline
Hasan Al-Habib
I have a PhD in oncology. Someone asked if that meant I could read their star sign. I said only if itโs cancer
Mr Chonkers
How can I have โmommy issuesโ when weโve successfully shared a bed for over 36 years?
Josie Long
Iโve got two kids, oneโs four and the otherโs against
Jacob Nussey
Last night, I had a really boring dream. I slept right through it
Ali Brice
How do you turn a carrot into another vegetable? Hold it over a flame until itโs chard
Ian Smith
People who say bath bombs are relaxing have clearly never tried to carry one home in the rain
Burt Williamson
My mum often comments on my weight, but in her defence, in the time sheโs known me Iโve put on nearly 16 stone
Becky Umbers
Itโs hard being a vet they bring in one cat, you gotta put it down nine times
Marc Jennings
I like to think Iโm a modern Scottish man, which means I air-fry my Mars bars
Candace Bryan
I wish these big technology companies had more of my data. I just want to feel seen. People hate on Mark Zuckerberg, but I love a man who listens
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:02:17 PM
No.213571522
>>213571460
Ununironic fan of John Knox me
>>213571470
are you the schizo who kept yelling at me on the sharty over being a gchq mi6 agent
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:02:36 PM
No.213571534
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:02:53 PM
No.213571543
>>213571528
no that was me
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:03:00 PM
No.213571547
>>213571582
>>213571528
>on the sharty
wut
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:03:08 PM
No.213571552
>Mr Chonkers
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:03:28 PM
No.213571561
Jonny Pelham
The NHS is in bad shape, isnโt it? My friend was suicidal โ they put him on a nine-month waiting list to a see a therapist. Luckily, in the end he got seen in three months. Thatโs the great thing about being in a queue with suicidal people.
Olaf Falafel
Donโt fall for the โDeep-fry your money in batterโ investment plan โ thatโs how I frittered away my savings
Diona Doherty
Of course I donโt compare my kids, but it is so hard not to compare your first with your favourite
Sam Nicoresti
I went speed dating the other day, but itโs hard to feel like youโre really getting to know someone when you have to focus on keeping the bus above 50mph at all times
Gianmarco Soresi
My friend got a tattoo on his arm that says โcomparison is the thief of joyโ, and Iโm really debating getting the same tattoo on my arm but a little bit bigger
Tiff Stevenson
Iโve taken a series of tasteful nudes of Rodney and Derek Trotter โ Iโm posting them on Only Fans & Horses
Josh Elton
Success has gone to my head. Everyoneโs been telling me โyouโre getting a big head!โ My mum, my dad, my doctor. Turns out I had mumps
Abby Wambaugh
Tables: Are they really furniture at all, or just more floor on stilts?
Adele Cliff
My sister is an ultra marathon runner which means sheโs much more absorbent than a regular marathon runner, and sheโs got wings
Rohan Sharma
I love Madame Tussauds: finally an answer to the question โwhat would Hitler look like if he was a candle?โ
Steffan Alun
Twenty-seven per cent of my country speak Welsh โ including two members of Steps. Which means Steps has more Welsh speakers per capita than Wales
Caroline McEvoy
โThe Troublesโ is a weird name for a sectarian conflict. Thatโs like calling the English Civil War โthe Hassleโ
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:03:33 PM
No.213571563
>>213571615
WAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:03:41 PM
No.213571569
Mind all you freaks actually thought 4chan was going to get banned loooool
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:04:01 PM
No.213571579
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:04:15 PM
No.213571582
>>213571547
during the 4chan downtime when there were /brit/ threads on soyjak party and we had IDs and some guy had a vendetta against me because I seemed like an fbi gchq cia mossad agent. was grim
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:04:29 PM
No.213571586
3/3
Jess Robinson
Elton John once spent ยฃ293,000 on flowers over a 20-month period. I guarantee some of the men in the room are thinking: โWhat had he done wrong?!โ
Ted Milligan
As a project manager, my door is always open. I want to fix that, itโs incredibly draughty
Joe Sib
I took a tour of a sheltered housing place, and the woman giving the tour goes, โsome of the residents never get visits from their family.โ And I said, โhow much extra is that?โ
Stand-up comedian Kate Smurthwaite has blamed Oasis for having to cancel two of her shows when no one turned up to her Edinburgh Fringe gigs.
The television regular, 49, who describes herself as a โleft wing, feminist, atheist, polyamorous comedian and activistโ, is performing at the comedy festival but was yesterday forced to cancel her gigs โdue to zero audienceโ despite her shows being free.
The stand-up said the lack of interest for her show was due to Oasis performing at Murrayfield Stadium in the Scottish capital this weekend as she called on the Gallagher brothers to be โmore considerateโ.
Oasis are not due to perform in Edinburgh until Friday, while Kateโs cancelled gigs were due to take place on Tuesday.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:04:34 PM
No.213571591
right well that's a trannard with his willard out
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:04:45 PM
No.213571600
teehee I like willies
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:04:47 PM
No.213571603
>>213571555
That 'woman' appears to have a willer. I don't think they're a woman at all!
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:04:49 PM
No.213571606
>>213571587
rare bradder image
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:05:04 PM
No.213571615
>>213571563
Can't post him mate
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:05:12 PM
No.213571620
>>213565982
Fuck. Forgot to wake this lad up. Reckon I'll just leave him then.
on the nightshift toil so i will be on /brit/ in the wee hours of the morning
wish me luck
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:06:26 PM
No.213571656
>>213571624
good luck mate
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:07:07 PM
No.213571669
>>213571624
i'll make sure to post some fun webms :)
sick of these community notes being all "well um akshually"
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:08:24 PM
No.213571707
>>213571675
well akshually cronem baton was oval not s curved
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:08:49 PM
No.213571720
>>213571756
i keep thinking it's friday
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:09:01 PM
No.213571728
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:09:10 PM
No.213571734
just found out im gay
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:09:28 PM
No.213571741
>>213571811
Accomplished comedian Sinbad has declared bankruptcy for the second time.
Looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:09:42 PM
No.213571746
>>213571764
did the nigger do a nigger did he oh my nigger whatever will he nigger next
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:09:57 PM
No.213571751
>>213571793
was about to post a doxxable image but was thwarted by a cloudflare error. probably for the best really
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:10:05 PM
No.213571756
>>213571720
same here LOL
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:10:08 PM
No.213571760
that wasnt mw
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:10:11 PM
No.213571764
>>213571746
um what the frick
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:10:52 PM
No.213571783
>>213571821
fortnite girls are the best
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:11:05 PM
No.213571789
>>213571861
im all alone
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:11:09 PM
No.213571793
>>213571751
you just admitted to future crime
the precogs have sent tom cruise after you
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:11:10 PM
No.213571795
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:11:20 PM
No.213571799
>>213571827
mousenonce's tiny little willy going plap plap plap on my tumberg as he power-rides my meat-pole cowgirl style
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:11:41 PM
No.213571809
rorke gooning over fortnite skins
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:11:46 PM
No.213571811
>>213571741
looks like you copypasted a comment from somewhere about a topic no one cares about
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:12:10 PM
No.213571818
>>213571829
>>213571786
you Fortnite gooners are odd
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:12:13 PM
No.213571821
>>213571868
>>213571783
do you doubt thugga's power?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:12:19 PM
No.213571824
why do you keep calling my dick small
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:12:28 PM
No.213571827
>>213571856
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:12:30 PM
No.213571828
Remember frogtwitter?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:12:32 PM
No.213571829
>>213571818
some of them are hot
big bums and stuff
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:13:31 PM
No.213571856
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:13:42 PM
No.213571861
>>213571926
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:13:56 PM
No.213571864
doing a browse on knowyourmeme
life was so much better in 2015
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:14:01 PM
No.213571868
>>213571897
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:14:32 PM
No.213571887
>>213571961
no BLACKED shit in 2015
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:14:56 PM
No.213571897
>>213571915
>>213571868
i am 57 years old
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:14:59 PM
No.213571901
>>213571938
avatar
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:15:35 PM
No.213571915
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:15:39 PM
No.213571917
>>213571950
monster energy? cracked open
BF6 Early access? installed
it's gamer time
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:15:59 PM
No.213571926
>>213571861
>Catherine Violet Hubbard would have been 16 this June 8th.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:16:14 PM
No.213571938
>>213571901
the last poobender
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:16:39 PM
No.213571948
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:16:42 PM
No.213571950
>>213571917
only play games 2 to 5 years after release me
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:16:58 PM
No.213571961
>>213571887
Started in 2014
It wasn't a big thing on /tv/ until 2015 though
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:17:42 PM
No.213571980
>>213570951
manure in the mud
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:18:11 PM
No.213571993
>>213572052
Lots of great films from the 1930s were under 90 minutes long. They should make more shorter films like this today.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:18:37 PM
No.213572002
>>213572022
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:19:24 PM
No.213572019
>>213571587
>he television regular, 49, who describes herself as a โleft wing, feminist, atheist, polyamorous comedian and activistโ,
omds
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:19:38 PM
No.213572022
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:19:58 PM
No.213572029
mumberg and dadstein chimp out when my sleep schedule gets fucked up
do they forget I'm still a smelly neet when I go to bed at normal times
>watching GPT-5
>jaw dropped
humans are so superfluous now it's mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uu_VJeVVfo&ab_channel=OpenAI
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:20:28 PM
No.213572043
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:20:45 PM
No.213572052
>>213572134
>>213571993
hey guys, maybe you'd enjoy The Transporter starring Jason Statham with running time of 92 minutes
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:22:27 PM
No.213572091
>>213572190
>>213572033
It's meh
I was expecting much more
this is just webapp meme shit
I guess the webshitters will cry
learn how to weld
>>213572075
middle one is PURE SEX
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:22:56 PM
No.213572106
if you do gay shit in secret is it really gay?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:23:06 PM
No.213572114
>>213572132
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:23:13 PM
No.213572117
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:23:30 PM
No.213572126
>>213572075
Timmy's eyes bulging out as he says "WEEHOWWOAHA!!!!"
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:23:42 PM
No.213572129
>>213572075
hate that nasty blue colour oriental birds fanny lips are and their weird straight pubes otherwise they can be very fit indeed
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:23:48 PM
No.213572132
>>213572147
>>213572114
14 is legal in japan pops
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:23:49 PM
No.213572134
>>213572174
>>213572052
mad that bunny has to fleshtube instead of live out her dream of being vtuber cause she's an evil menhera
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:23:59 PM
No.213572138
the protogf has just sent me some tasteful but arousing pictures of her feet and buttocks
got a george foreman grill
what are some cheeky things i could cook on it?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:24:22 PM
No.213572147
>>213572170
>>213572132
Wrong actually
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:24:22 PM
No.213572148
How's your Japanese coming alone, anon?
Today I learned ็ธฎๅฐ (ใใ
ใใใใ)
Protip: ChatGPT is a great monolingual dictionary.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:24:50 PM
No.213572163
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:24:53 PM
No.213572164
>>213572189
Two wongs donโt make a right
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:25:01 PM
No.213572169
really grim to think that the same lads who claim to "hate" the biomass seem to lust over Asian women
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:25:01 PM
No.213572170
>>213572147
I've read the hentai, I know what I'm talking about
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:25:06 PM
No.213572172
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:25:08 PM
No.213572174
>>213572134
didn't mean to reply but whatevs
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:25:10 PM
No.213572176
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:25:38 PM
No.213572189
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:25:55 PM
No.213572197
I ASKED you to wake me up at 5pm!!
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:26:10 PM
No.213572208
>>213572285
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:26:29 PM
No.213572221
>>213572190
That was me I wrote that
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:27:16 PM
No.213572237
more outdoors
more fresh air
more time green spaces
more time blue spaces
more time stargazing
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:27:20 PM
No.213572239
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:27:22 PM
No.213572241
>>213572285
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:27:47 PM
No.213572252
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:27:53 PM
No.213572254
>>213572190
can AI stalk internet freaks that annoy him and rape them with a knife?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:28:23 PM
No.213572271
>>213572298
>>213572190
Iโm learning to codeโฆ
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:28:28 PM
No.213572272
did you know that if bill gate decide to pick up 50 pound bill, he will
Paninis aren't actually a real Italian food, same with garlic bread, or spaghetti and meatballs. They don't eat any of that stuff over there.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:28:48 PM
No.213572285
>>213572208
feels cheeky
>>213572241
doesnt feel cheeky
booking the holiday flights
heathrow to berlin
then off to helsinki
finishing off in vienna
then back to london
only cost ยฃ400 for all of them, mental
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:29:08 PM
No.213572298
>>213572326
>>213572271
It's been over for ages now
Mad how a few years ago the default advice to people was "learn to code" and now we've all been done up like kippers
It's unironically over
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:29:20 PM
No.213572306
>bill gate
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:29:23 PM
No.213572310
>>213572322
>>213572280
I've seen them do it with my own two eyes
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:29:57 PM
No.213572322
>>213572310
You don't even have eyes.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:29:58 PM
No.213572323
>>213572280
mostly true but they do eat panini
but it's true that the "mediterranean" diet is also not oil and fish as some people think
it's mostly vegetables and grains
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:30:04 PM
No.213572326
>>213572373
>>213572298
Just not true though is it? maybe if you're shit at it
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:30:20 PM
No.213572333
>>213572351
>>213572287
Nice. Need me to drop you at the airport?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:30:22 PM
No.213572335
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:30:35 PM
No.213572346
>>213572366
My family has been here for a long, long time
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:30:45 PM
No.213572350
>>213572390
>>213572287
going to vienna in a week desu
might take a day trip to hungary
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:30:51 PM
No.213572351
>>213572439
>>213572333
shall be paying ยฃ150 to park at heathrow lmao fucking rip off
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:31:00 PM
No.213572354
Hate HATE how most Rule 34 content just disregards the PERSONALITY of the character and just inserts them into generic whore slut scenario #234230
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:31:21 PM
No.213572366
>>213572346
nice job on the transparent background
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:31:23 PM
No.213572367
>>213572280
couldn't give a toss mate I'll put cheddar on my pasta and I'll like it
>>213572326
I can't find any jobs available for web development
It is quite literally and truly over
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:31:40 PM
No.213572381
>>213572142
learned how to cook by first making bacon rolls in my floydman
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:31:58 PM
No.213572390
>>213572488
>>213572350
any recommendations? i don't know much about it except that it was once the centre of european culture
what brings you there?
This is the fella who offered to fit a 14 year olds bra in M&S despite being a member of the Food Hall staff.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:32:25 PM
No.213572401
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:32:28 PM
No.213572402
I dont want to see ANY anti-russian or anti-palestinian posts in /brit/....
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:32:34 PM
No.213572404
>>213572431
getting the wank staged
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:32:57 PM
No.213572414
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:33:20 PM
No.213572427
>>213572395
Bro looks like a wax figure in a house fire
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:33:36 PM
No.213572431
>>213572404
gaviscon wank or ?
phwoar id love one of these right now
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:33:47 PM
No.213572439
>>213572471
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:34:21 PM
No.213572455
>>213572395
Reform UK want this in a woman's prison
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:34:48 PM
No.213572468
Buy a cast iron skillet
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:35:01 PM
No.213572471
>>213572507
>>213572439
yeah it's on the justpark app, official parking would have been around ยฃ300
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:35:35 PM
No.213572482
>>213572517
>>213572435
that 'bab looks like it crawled out of my arse... twice
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:35:49 PM
No.213572488
>>213572390
just wanted to get away by myself for a few days desu
the military museum is excellent if you are autistic (which i am)
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:36:00 PM
No.213572493
>>213570825
poo smells xxdxdx xp
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:36:24 PM
No.213572507
>>213572471
Mad, dont use one of those Drop Off & Pick Up firms
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:36:48 PM
No.213572513
>>213572373
If you were gud you donโt need to find jobs, you do your own jobs
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:37:05 PM
No.213572517
>>213572482
bossman sorted me out
wrapped it round the pakora for a golden bite
>>213572435
why is the chickoid so red
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:37:21 PM
No.213572527
>>213572373
we're hiring a remote developer now. wouldn't mind giving a brit neet a chance
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:37:57 PM
No.213572544
>>213572518
you serious? it's called tikka. heard of chicken tikka?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:38:45 PM
No.213572567
>>213572638
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:38:51 PM
No.213572571
Across the world, networks of autistic people are switching from computer coding to becoming encyclopaedias of racial statistics
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:38:54 PM
No.213572573
>>213572518
they're called spices, rorke
it makes food taste good
and no, i don't mean salt or mayonnaise
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:39:27 PM
No.213572588
>>213572543
Lmao love seeing the gammons in the YouTube comments โumm actually these are REAL soldiers NOT tourist attractions. Show some respect!โ
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:41:41 PM
No.213572637
>>213572543
boomers are putting down millions of views on fake ai videos of "entitled" tourists getting destroyed by the guard
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:41:45 PM
No.213572638
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:43:13 PM
No.213572677
Get it, uh, get it... get it fucking made
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:43:14 PM
No.213572678
post the picture of the black guys next to the guard
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:43:18 PM
No.213572679
Ukrainians lashing out at Zelensky and Washington won't save them from themselves. They chose the path of betrayal -- of their ancestors and history, their religion and blood.
They gambled that by turning on Russia and whoring themselves out, the fantastical vision of the West would deliver them a life of comfort and ease.
But no one respects traitors, and their fate is pitiful. That truth is beginning to dawn. No one is coming to save them. Their dead lie cold for nothing.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:43:23 PM
No.213572683
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:44:11 PM
No.213572710
hail our posters
hail victory
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:44:12 PM
No.213572712
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:59:22 PM
No.213573156
>>213572142
poo chicken painiini