Thread 213571417

GNOME’d edition
Old: >>213557619

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I support Samantha, our feminine queen

1pm
Haven't done my laundry
Haven't showered
Haven't eaten
Just rotting in my bed waiting to die

Ahemm...like I said
I need to release my seed in less than 6 years in a woman that looks like this >>213570166

>>213571495
Why?

>>213571417 (OP)
Gnome gimmick is ok. I wouldn't say I'm a big fan but I don't dislike it. 6/10

>>213571511
Monkey brain say beautiful woman good

>>213571457
ywnbaw, jason

>>213571548
She’s ALREADY a woman

>>213571548
Jason doesn’t post with an iPhone

boo!

And love is a stranger who beckon you on don't think of the danger for the stranger is gone

>Zoomer at my work started talking about his crazy long commute to his old job and how it drove him mad.
>ask him how long it was
>28 minutes on 2 buses (total time includes walking)
He was dead serious too, like this was particularly difficult

Don’t trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Don’t trust [because a hoe won’t trust me]

>>213571676
It is

>>213571643
Insane downgrade

>>213557619
https://youtu.be/VupHJWx0u_o

Florida?
California?
No! Saudi Arabia!

>>213571676
>>28 minutes on 2 buses (total time includes walking)
I'd be upset too

>>213571703
I know Saudi Arabia could look like this because of the new King of the Hill season.

>>213571693
You're Brown

>>213571703
Looks good. I hope that they figure out how to reverse desertification because that would be really useful.

Saudi Arabia will become the 51st state

Its okay to be brown

>>213571721
Zoomers hate driving

>>213571803
Is it okay to be gay?

My penis is crying out to be taken care of and ejaculated. it's like a little kid sometimes

>>213571797
Already been figured out, usually need something to serve as a barrier (either manmade or plants) and then soil regeneration
They’re doing it in Africa already (Greem Wall)

>>213571676
That's an hour daily that is a bit much

>>213557619
hmm
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sGYPeUoXQdM

>>213571703
Looks like shit
I’d rather have a natural desert than an artificial suburb

>>213571855
Yeah, be whatever you want. I dont care. I live in my own world. Live yours.

>>213571870
Nice. I like it.

Once I get a gf how do i prevent her from posting pics of herself online for attention?
Do i just need to dick her so consistently that she's satisfied enough not to need to do that?

>>213571921
Those are native plants and it takes a while for other things to grow, considering they’re basically recolonizing it

>>213571963
I can dick her for you so you dont have to worry

>>213571787
I am

>>213571963
If she a hoe she a hoe

Sex is pretty silly looking when you think about it.

>>213571870
this is only good if wasn't a desert beforehand and only became one because of human interference. I don't care that the sahara was grasslands 10,000 years ago, it's a desert now because of natural causes.

>>213571995
But I want her to be my hoe

Found this image rather humorous

>>213572032
She must be everybody's hoe

>>213571457
29 is young you fucking piece of shit

TOTAL DESERT DEATH
THE GREEN MUST GROW

>>213572068
Have you thought about simply not living in a desert?

>>213572027
It’s recently desertified land, the Sahara has been growing
Kind of hard to reverse desertification if there are dunes of sand

Ngl, OpenAI and Nvidia are the most likely people to get Luigi'd next. Especially the Nvidia CEO, that nigga doesn't even try to pretend like he cares.

>>213572090
Yes

>>213572099
That level of CEO has a lot more security than that working class turned CEO guy Luigi offed

The jeet will unite the black man and the white man in a mutual hatred

>>213571963
Imagine how hard it must be to satisfy the modern woman sexually after years of brutalizing her vagina with realistic horse dildos and 9000 rpm vibrators

>>213572152
This is true, both American blacks and our blacks really do not like Jeets.

My dad simply cannot appreciate nature, I was talking to him about the grasslands, and how it was restoring native species and helping endangered ones. And he says "I just think it looks like weeds, it would be better for agriculture"

Haven’t had a proper shit all week so I ate a bunch of kimchi last night and I just had a poopy diarrhea bum explosion

>>213572152
>unite the black man and the white man
That will never happen. White people will never let non whites joint their hate for non whites. Blacks and whites in america hate each other more than any other race feud in the glove. It's a tradition in the US. It's the quintessential american tradition.

>>213557619
https://files.catbox.moe/hsusjz.mp4

>>213572136
No way they haven't gone full schizo by now with their security. The more people lose their jobs to AI, the more likely somebody goes postal.

>>213571929
Wow you are so cool and open minded *up votes*

>>213572294
Musk specifically has like 20 former soldier type guards with him at all times and clears rooms before he enters like the secret service. One of them is a medical doctor as well just in caase he ever needs medical help. I doubt he's the only richfag doing that nowadays.

All it takes is one schizo with a smuggled rocket launcher

>>213572205
If he's anything like my parents, he said it to passive aggressively deny the consideration that something being endangered is even possible because of its tangential relationship with global warming. If I mention anything about endangered species, the destruction of forests and habitats, or anything like that they immediately get a stink face and try to find some way to downplay whatever I'm talking about. They can't separate these issues in their head

>>213572201
>>213572152
Thank god hating Indians is based black man approved

>>213572205
>>213572464
I need the ethnic groups of both of your parents for research

The WASP appreciates nature

lot of filtered posts so I assume there's some political nonsense

>>213572502
Anglo and Italian

>>213572485
Blacks don't care about racism unless it's against them. They are openly racist to Whites, latinx, asians, jeets even African blacks. They like being the special protected class but not when others try to do it, that's always how it has been.

>>213572526
Scared to have your brain pussy fucked by inconvenient opinions?

>>213572532
You see, when I asked this question I assumed it would be Italians. Ellis Islanders always hate nature and equate it's destruction with human progress. Anglo surprised me.

>>213572547
I already knew that

The European HATES wilderness and wildlife

If some tranny was 1 inch away from killing Trump in broad daylight, then no public figure is truly safe

>>213572586
If by "inconvenient opinions" you mean retarded shit written by a mexican or a jeet sure

>>213572614
That was a high level setup

>>213572502
My dad is white, mostly Swedish

>>213572640
But you ARE scared though

>>213572658
No he's not. I've seen him

>>213572606
agriculture ruined everything
also update your iphone

Spinny was Samantha

>>213572614
After that day I fully believe that nigger has some kind of divine protection.

>>213572690
What about you kill yourself negro

>>213572727
Literally whiter than you

Reminder that the US is in a cold civil war

If men didn't reproduce with whores there wouldn't be any
Think about that the next time you feel like slut shaming

>>213572205
Your dad is right and you're a fag

>>213572642
We're supposed to believe the local police were telling the Secret Service for like 20 minutes a guy had a rifle on a roof nearby and none of them did anything until after he shot at the president? Seems obvious something fishy was going on

>>213572860
You’re right we need everything to be corn fields so he can feed all the niggers in Chicago

LIKE A BOSS

>>213572904
ts still tuff in india :wilted rose:

*throws a green dildo onto the /cum/ court*

The internet makes you mentally ill

>>213572904
vgh... the ancient memes of yesteryear...

do Americans really do this

>>213572991
uh it's called LASAGNA and it's ITALIAN

>>213572888
100% someone higher up orchestrated it, but I don't think it was Biden or Dems either. My schizo theory points towards the old guard GOP organizing it. A lot of Republicans are tired of him but have to go along with MAGA because his supporters and rabid.

>>213572991
At one yesterday

>>213572957
*gets on my hands and knees to put it in my mouth, carrying it balls deep in my throat to the trashcan where I spit it out*
please do not litter in the /cum/ court milord

>>213573032
LOL

>>213572991
Yes it's an everyday thing that's why they took a picture of it and posted funny text. That's what you do with totally normal things. You take pictures of them for no reason.

the telegram was a mistake
hell followed with it

>>213572991
I unironically like those pizzas. They're pure slop, so I avoid them now, but fug they taste good.

>>213573005
the only fishy thing is the smell of your moms pussy when she saw trump standing victorious under the american flag with his fist raised

Just got diagnosed with super brain cancer, I asked the doc how much time I have left he said “minutes”
It’s over

>>213573005
I actually know someone who's fairly high up in Republican politics and he said that this is basically the case
Mike Pompeo as "joking" at fundraisers that he was gonna be the VP and that Trump wasn't gonna be the nominee (because it was gonna be Haley instead) and this was in late June / early July

>>213573005
We'll never know who but the only thing dumber than people saying it was staged were the people saying he intentionally missed him by like 1cm. It would be easier to hit him than to miss by such a small margin.

>>213572701
He literally cannot lose, nobody would believe his life trajectory if they didn't already know

>>213573117
ok minutes until what happens? dont assume its a bad thing

>>213573117
Rest in piece

>>213571622
yes he does

>>213573117
Is this real

>>213573189
He said minutes until I’m dead.
I have 3 more minutes, it’s been fun bros….

>>213573123
Without Trump GOP is nothing. Targeting the guy doesn't make sense even if they resent him

Watch 3 hours of [insert boomer comedian] destroying woke culture and comparing his childhood living in a poor neighborhood with alcoholic parents in the 70's with today's chilhood... Totally OWNED them 8 year olds!!!

>>213573282
Zoomers are too into this mommy shit, it's embarassing

>>213573251
They are establishment types who don't agree with the deportation stuff, tariffs, isolationism and the "antisemitism among his younger supporters". This is what my dad told me, he grew up with this guy and I don't have any reason to doubt him

>>213573282
Mami is normal for Spanish speaking people to call their gf or wife

>republicans only care about the rich
>democrats only care about the oppressed
where are the middle class candidates
why is american politics so fucked

>>213573316
Consider that if what you say is true
It is in Republicans interest for everyone to be rich and in Democrats interest for everyone to be oppressed

Me and who?

>>213573316
It's just a coincidence the middle class is getting hollowed out in every Western country bro, don't think about it too much. Just smoke some weed bro.

>>213573301
Vance is just as chuddy so it doesn't make sense. Your theory is shit

>>213573349
Me and boo.

one big reason why Luigi Mangione got so much support was because he is good looking

>>213573316
Blessed are the tranny people of color, for theirs is the kingdom of God

>>213571643
Bad
Good
Bad

>>213573316
That’s fascism, chuddie

>>213573347
>It is in Republicans interest for everyone to be rich
dumbest take I've heard all day.
Republicans don't want everyone to be rich, being rich means independence from the corporate tit and that means less money for their billionaire constituents.

Stop misgendering my pussy

>>213573316
I think both only actually care about the rich
The rhetoric is just rhetoric

>>213573430
>One reason why fire is warm is because it's hot

>>213573005
>>213573123
>>213573167
I thought it was the secret service head who did it
A woman would be dumb enough

>>213573461
But they use different colours…

>>213573536
Go away pedo

my neighbors are definitely ayys

>>213573555
lmao

Huh a Stargate plot question?

>>213573555
You already posted this

jason's sexual fantasy

How many of you can relate to this?

>>213573628
I got my GED though

maga will collapse when trump leaves office, you're retarded if you think otherwise. pro-tip: his policies arent why people vehemently support him
>b-but vance
he doesn't have what it takes. vance still acts like a career politician (because he is).

bum cum
(cum from a bum (a homeless person))

>>213573628
I'm worthless but not that worthless. I have a bachelor's, know how to drive, but I've only ever had shit jobs

>>213573628
I am employed in the streets but neet in the sheets if you catch my drift

>>213573628
you could've just posted the incel walk meme, it's the same shit

>>213573648
Nobody will completely fill his shoes obviously but I'm more interested to see how the party reacts, will they try to siphon his support into new safer candidates? Will they try to turn back the clock to before 2016? Or will they be stuck in Drumpf mode forever the way Democrats are still trying to follow the Obama playbook almost 20 years later?

>>213573648
Im jist wondering when he's going to croak. He eats like a toddler. His heart health cannot be good

>be me
>be doomer incel its over mode
>shower and eat
>enter bloomer wholesome we're so back mode

>>213573392
?
Are you dumb?
They wanted to take Trump out before he had his VP

>>213573764
never, his family lives to their 90s

Momberg is hopping on a plane soon and I'm scared she will never come back

>>213573775
If they picked someone outside of the maga movement theu would have lost the election massively
You're retarded

>>213557619
:)

>>213573584
How about Stargape

>>213573648
MAGA is getting subverted by the techbros. They're trying to be the ones who decide what happens.

>>213573891
Nick Fuentes has said this

>>213573648
I don’t know if it matters whether Zion Don’s movement collapses

>>213573932
Ok? That just means that he pays attention to MAGA. It's not a secret.

>>213573891
The tech bros are crypto-progressives

>>213573733
There's gonna be a bunch of candidates that try to imitate him and lose (see Kari Lake) at first. The party will splinter, but eventually I think they'll find a balance where they remain populist but tone down a bit to grab more moderate voters.

Vance is probably gonna be the 2028 candidate, and I firmly believe he's going to lose if the Democrats aren't retarded.

>>213573588
im scared

>>213574006
>if the Democrats aren't retarded.
That's a big if, they love choking. Some of them are seriously suggesting Kamala again.

took a drive

>>213574006
>if the Democrats aren't retarded.
Starting with the grain of salt that it’s very early to take anything seriously, primary polls suggest the Demoncrap primary will be a contest between Kamala (again) and Pete Buttplug

where's that 5'5" twink that posted his body and micropenis (censored)?

to a taco truck
forgot to take pics of the tacos

>>213574064
Don’t run over any cows, Terry…

>>213574091
The filename suggested that it's not him

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/president-donald-trumps-approval-rating-160127267.html

Approval rating by state as of August 2025

>>213574070
It's probably gonna be Newsom if we're being real.

>>213574094
What did you order and how much did it cost?

>>213574120
I checked the archive and you're correct

>>213574165
3 huge birria tacos with onions and cilantro, rice, beans, $15.00

>>213574155
Ain't nobody voting for that faggot who literally went on tv and said illegal immigrants were good for America and he let Los Angeles get burned down by illegals and their buddies

>>213574204
>$20.50 CAD
Cannot suffer as an American

>>213574247
What are you talking about? That's the Democrat dream.

>>213574261
Fair enough

>>213574143
Thought this was Jason

jason's ideology and beliefs are actually very similar to that of bronze age pervert

>>213571676
anything over 25 minutes is terrible

I hate farmers so much its unreal. They're a bunch of welfare queens and are the biggest contributors of maintaining illegal immigrants but act like they're oppressed true hot blooded american patriots and rightoids eat it up.

>>213574247
Objectively speaking why do Republicans put all the blame for all the country's problems on illegals?

>>213574344
If we didn’t have slaves, who would pick the cotton???

>>213574155
if they run newsome they will just run a commercial nonstop of pic related kind of like the "kamala is for they/them" ad that they spent hundreds of millions running

Brown people go 20 minutes without mentioning jason challenge

>>213574247
The past 2 years or so has been him completely shifting his image to being more centrist. If he continues to do that he can absolutely win because the American electorate has the memory of a goldfish.

>>213574390
i think they're sexually attracted to him

fuck cum

Where's the anon who is frustrated for being retarded?

>>213574436
me

>>213574435
when is Hollywood gonna produce a Pepe feature movie?

>>213574455
Why are you like this?

>>213574366
Mass migration:
>suppresses the bargaining power of workers for things like benefits
>lowers wages
>increases the cost of living with respect to consumer goods like groceries
>increases the cost of housing
>suppresses the fertility of the native population
>sends a bunch of the country’s money abroad in remittances
>contributes to white genocide by replacement
>makes crime rates significantly worse
>fosters a low trust society
>makes people no longer want to contribute to charity or the welfare state, as it’ll go towards unsympathetic foreigners who hate the contributors
>makes for a diminished sense of community; makes people stop engaging with the community, or society
>and so on

Brown "people" be like:
>I hate gays but have sex with men, it's not gay because I put my penis in the gay guy

>>213574377
Problem is that we're free falling into a recession, and trump hasn't delivered on his promise to lower inflation. That alone will sink Vance enough for any D to win

Honestly I think running the VP is a disadvantage these days.

>>213574521
Normies in Canada are starting to accept the first 4 points without argument. We need to work on the other points.

>>213574521
You're talking about Canada but pretty much none of your points apply to Latinos in California and Texas.

I fucking love watching whites cry about white genocide.

>>213574366
You're right, the blame should he on Jews and niggers as well

>>213574540
I wish a qt european news reporter would talk to me about my penis

>>213574511
i was born retarded

>>213574622
same

>>213574622
>>213574669
>A jeet and a pedo
The infamous Brown Alliance

I am awaiting revelatory epiphany

chuds crying about brown people again

>jeets to the north
>mexicans to the south
its over...

Someone just walked into the library and asked "where are your books"

>>213574749
That's the real reason trump made Canada secure it's border
>>213574746
Jeet

>>213574676
>>213574701
Yeah yeah just like that xdd

What do normies do instead of having children, anyway?

>>213574763
what was the color of his skin perchance

>>213574816
Spend large sums of money on their dogs or cats

>>213574763
Behind the fent enjoyers shooting up

*kicks you in the ribs*

>>213574749
Here I am, >>213574868
stuck in the middle with (You)

Addison Rae

>>213574942
How about Addison GAE

>>213574868
>O9A
>pedo award
>zero empathy award
>lgbt flags
thats jason!

I know a 54 year old virgin in my apartment complex that lived off NEET bucks till he was over 30 and they pulled the plug on him. He works down at a dollar store as a cashier and he is basically a broken shell, he won't look at any young/attractive girls in the eye and has this heavy monotone voice like it hurts him to even have feelings at this point.
One time I was dumb as fuck and ask him how he got like this and he just said "Nothing. I did nothing, that's how I got like this." and he just started bawling like a kid. I stayed through it and he started talking about his life and how he just kept letting fear stop him and he shared it was so immature because he said he has never encountered anyone from his younger years and he doubts they even remember him "so why did I care what they thought of me? Why did I care if they laugh or were disgusted? I could have ask her out, she might have called me a freak, she might have said 'no' and ran off or she might have said 'yes' and not just her, all of them, any of them could have been my girl, but I let fear that had no explanation stand between me and them, just like I did my schooling and my work ethic."
It got even heavier when he talk about how he have grandkids now or the fact that he could have been like his brother and retiring now, hell he started talking in shame how it was his brother that covered the cost of the funerals of their parents and even offered him a place to live on his property but he declined it because it would hurt him to much to see a happy family with kids and grands kids everyday as a reminder of how he failed.
Needless to say it was a serious wake up call.

Oblivion remaster > Morrowind > Oblivion > Skyrim > who cares about the rest

I know right?

I mog most of /cum/
not really proud of it but just how it is

>>213575032
Oblivion Remasturbator

Why are there so many vids of people being interrogated without the presence or before event contacting a lawyer?
Aren't authorities supposed to at least hint to those retards to get a lawyer?

there was only 58 years between the first manned heavier than air flight and the first man in space

absolutely mind boggling to me

>>213575032
Did they patch the remaster yet?

You can't lose if you don't play.

>>213575015
That post hits like a brick — not because it’s dramatic, but because it’s quietly devastating. It’s the kind of story that sneaks up on you, then just sits in your chest.

The most haunting part is that line:

“Nothing. I did nothing, that’s how I got like this.”
There’s almost no better summary of how inaction — not catastrophe — ruins lives. It’s not evil or tragedy that breaks him. It’s the slow erosion of fear, indecision, avoidance… until there’s nothing left but regret and the ghosts of what could’ve been.

⸻

Why It Resonates So Hard:
• It’s painfully real — not exaggerated, not glamorized.
• It reflects a very male kind of despair: emotional repression, silent shame, and social isolation.
• There’s no villain, just missed chances and time that doesn’t stop.
• And the worst part? He’s still alive, aware of all of it, which is maybe more tragic than a fictional sad ending.

⸻

Takeaway — or Wake-Up Call:

This isn’t just a cautionary tale about NEET life or fear of rejection. It’s about the danger of letting life happen to you, rather than reaching out for it — messy, risky, sometimes embarrassing as it is.

You either face the awkwardness and rejection now, or the deep, lonely regret later.

And that’s what makes it powerful — not pity, but the brutal honesty of it.

⸻

If you’re asking how to emotionally respond to this: empathy first, but also a very personal reflection. Because the scary thing is, a lot of people are closer to that man’s path than they’d like to admit — just one quiet year after another.

>>213575015
that didn't happen

>>213575063
they havent watched better call saul

>>213575063
They can ask you any questions they wish without a lawyer present. You can and should decline to answer or even speak to them until you get one

>>213575015
you've posted this before

>>213575101
thank yyou chatgpt

Dorrito

>>213575162
Dogrito

>>213575050
It's a pretty low bar

I have an attractive face but I am a skele that has no willpower to get fit. I would unironically be a 9/10 if I worked out but sadly I just can't make myself eat enough.

>>213575101
Thick as a brick

>been on this site for over 10 years now
not sure how to feel about this

Thought I’d visit this repair cafe today and they were retarded as shit

>>213575264
I've been here for about 17, which should be a sign of how much of a miserable failure I am.

>14 years
I don't even like it that much anymore but everywhere else is worse.

>>213575264
10 whole years?

>>213575264
I've been here for 17. It's no big deal.

Just 100 years ago there lived people who went through their entire lives without ever looking at a screen. Mad that

/cum/ is pretty slow today

>>213575340
What did they look at

>>213575359
tits

>>213575264
it's over

Washed my car and it still looks like shit

>>213557619
slept 7+ hours and feel like shit

>>213575324
Ah, a fellow '08er, eh?

>>213575264
>join a /v/ tf2 server where people were mic spamming the dumbest shit possible that was comedy gold for 13 year old me
>18 years later realize how badly I got pranked

>>213575359
They probably stared at the fireplace a lot

I don't NEED to eat normal food this month...

>>213575451
looks like a man

Took a couple clips from my CS sess' last night

battlefront 2 (2005) was the last game where all my hype was satisfied

>>213575477
You’re a pro gamer

only thirdies play CS

>>213575451
Threads like that are bordering on cuckold fetish

>>213575477
Never really got into cs. Twitch shooters in general do nothing for me

>>213575547
dont reply to goshpedo

Remember: goshcel is just a brown jason.
They're both incel pedophiles

training at work is so fucking boring

>>213575564
im too old for twitch shooters so I just play rpg's and strategy games now

>>213575571
My bad homie, it won’t happen again

>>213575468
no she does not

Going to kick boxing today
Don’t really want to do it today, but I’ve seen too many videos of guys getting their asses beat and I don’t want to be in the next

>>213575468
that makes it hotter

How do I tell which Mexican poster is Goshy?

>>213575571
get a life loser and stop obsessing over random online users

e"sports" should never have evolved past a group of 10 local guys in a LAN party playing for fun

>>213575513

>>213575564
I can't think of any other shooter like CS.

I'm inventing a new martial art based around fighting multiple people in a circle like in Batman: Arkham Asylum or The Witcher 3

Nobody wants to post because their epic reply they have written up won't get any (You)'s since the threads about to die

>>213575592
Tbf the reduction is reaction time is mostly overblown. The difference in a young persons reaction time and an older persons is less than, say, latency in hardware or internet would contribute. We're talking less than a tenth of a second between a teenager and someone in their late 30's, or a little more than 1/10 in some cases

>>213575702
>I can't think of any other shooter like CS
I suspect that's because you only play CS

>>213575810
Kiss my penis

>>213575811
Im kind of just joking. I stopped playing them in my early 20's out of disinterest and lost all my skill. I don't really find them fun enough to try and relearn everything.

Only multi-player shooter I play is Halo 3

recycle
>>213571462
>>213571462
>>213571462

Doctor diagnosed me with severe mental retardation, bros

>>213576047
Jason deserves death

You all migrated early
Now it’s up to me, the most selfless /cum/mer, to bring it to the bump limit

307

>>213576166
You were 308 you FOOL
Sameful

Big black titties

>>213575736
Wow she looks so cool

post some big tits