Thread 213574396

Blustery day

Sir Gordon Brown.

Sir Poo Screm

>>213574396 (OP)
MADFERTIT edition

just started screaming at the top of my lungs for 5 hours straight

>>213574423
no yeah course u did

>>213574396 (OP)
whom?

Sir Carol Vorderman.

He raped his sister, never forget

might get my knobber out
might have a wankeroo
might have a tesco pizza after and add extra jalapenos and brie to it

>>213573521
What razor do you use

I'm 31 and my 27 year old gf gave me a blowjob this morning.
Not a bad step up from the 30 year old hag from last year boys x

dtfic won’t be happyb

>>213574495
odd how you would never see such a video coming out of india or china

love food; bread, beans, pies, chips, mashed potatoes you name it

sir shit unfunny gimmick

>>213574500
She fit?

>>213574483
Katie Swan and idk

>>213574500
looks like he's wearing someone else's face as a mask

>>213574500
did he shag her arse?

>>213574549
antisemitic post

So are we going to talk about anything interesting or

>>213574524
hast thou ever taken her upon her arse?

rorke's razor

nth foe the baddiedem

MOO DENG
O
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D
E
N
G

>>213574495
OUCHIE! He kicked me in the shin!

>>213574524
She fat?

youre so jealous of me

>>213574571
would love to bum that cheeky little hippo and hear its wails as i cum

>>213574566
rorke doesn't use gillette since their anti-male advert

>>213574500
Why are all these tech billionaires so weird. They never behave naturally. is it because they spent their lives behind computers

>>213574562
no

>>213574602
Wilkinson Sword. Always.

>>213574564
Up the arse!? That's where poo goes!!
>>213574574
Skinny like Keira Knightly actually. Itty bitty cheblettes. Can pick her up like she's a load of shopping.

>>213574569
you realise this shit is closer to hentai than real life ya mong

>>213574552
why or hows that matter

>>213574566
rorke cuts himself 15 times a shave with his straight edge

Two heros

How many fucking Spiderman films are there?

>>213574618
hahahha why the fuck is this so fucking funny omds

got the wish you were here on

>>213574549
No one cared who he was until he put on the mask

>>213574610
Yes, also they're mostly Jewish

Is there anything stopping me from making multiple google accounts for infinite google drive storage?

rorke's actual razor

thinkgen of fast

need girlfriend

>>213574660
no but you have to split up your files across different accounts which is a pain

it's impossible to live here with these fucking dogs barking right outside my window

>>213574620
corr treat her well, she sounds like a dream

need friend

LOVE watching police body cam arrest videos.
HATE how overly edited they are by spastics (women) who put them on YouTube.
Currently got the Zhenhao Zou on. Oh he's been a naughty boy has our Zhenhao!

>>213574657
What does that have to do with it? There are lots of charismatic Jewish people

>>213574648
the floyd is unmatched

dont need friend
actually I might not need girlfriend just sex

Rorke reading Art of Manliness articles on shaving

>>213574610
particular blend of autism + narcissism

rorkem's razor

>>213574679
calm down dickhead

>>213574639
10

>>213574685
Genuinely adores me and it's leading me thinking she's far too good for me. Is a bit of an autist, but in some trad ways. Loves her knitting. Loves her Austen. Will be taking her to Bath for the Jane Austen festival x

>>213574697
Such as?

>>213574712
are you a woman? I need girlfriend
>>213574602
yeah big razor advertising to women (with mens razors). they are on your side

lil zoomer bro basing the foundations of his personality on clips from the sopranos and spongebob

rorke experiencing a contour free shave on his ski slope chin

>>213574720
Looks like parasitic worms lad. Chuck it straight in the bin, get on to Papa John, he'll sort ye out x

how do I report OP to the proper authorities for inappropriate 18+ content? 4Chan isn't on the list

might start wearing a cowboy hat or get a pet falcon
something to get the people talking

>>213574739
Rodney Dangerfield

I remember when I stared at a woman and then they stared at me so I stopped

>>213574623
>is closer to hentai
CORRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>213574758
just repor tit to 4chan (using the report function)
also typical EUian

>>213574762
His entire career was based on coming across as a complete cunt

shave with a double edged single blade razor myself

lil zoomer bro making another video essay about chris chan again

>>213574762
I do not respect him.

>>213574720
elton john's latest release

>>213574757
>Papa John

>>213574784
genuinely something only a paki woman would say, please grow up

>>213574758
I'll have to report all that porn on LinkedIn yeah.

>>213574796
white lad delivered my papa johns yesterday

trigger detected
im triggered
excuse to repost my racist content because im triggered slightly by something and because im triggered I am allowed to post it again, score

young skinny flip flop wearing small boat cronem racing through london in a stolen svr

on the jd even though i said i wouldn't drink this week
fourth drink of the week
hate myself and i will die and my family will hate me even more

remember to report at least one of the BE flag faggots posts even if you have him filtered (and he will be posting on his UK flag too, so it will be on your screen - report them both)

giving toby a thousand hugs and forcing him to be loved

>>213574821
I accept your concession

>>213574884
rasheed

>>213574886
thanks

>>213574884
watching america right now is literally idiocracy tier because of this shit

>>213574566
what is wrong with a Gillette, i dont want to be rorke

>>213574884
Let's be honest, Israel supporters are probably much higher IQ than palestine supporters on average

don't get what's so bad about israel
half the shit they apparently do to palestinians is probably made up

>>213574896
go back to where you came from nonwhite

>>213574899
sorry i meant my mate toby who i go to the pub with
not you toby

>>213574919
they went woke didn't they?
I can't remember...

>>213574739
Jake gyllenhaal
Harrison ford
Ben stiller
Adam sandler
Paul Rudd
Sean penn
Jack black
I can go on forever baby

Lads just went to pick up some cans and a girl behind me also picked up the same high strength homeless person cider
we look at each other and she nodded
I missed my chance didn't I? should have fucking said something she looked like wanted to join me

>>213574884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SK8JBW82yQ

>>213574927
leftypol and rorke comforting eachother after reading this balanced and nuanced opinion

>>213574886
I wish a girl would think this way about me

>>213574945
but they are good razors

love how all fiscal conservative doctrine has been obliterated because all you have to do is bring up how much money we give to israel then suddenly restricting benefits for benniemongs seems absurd and wildly hypocritical

>>213574926
National Socialists and Zionists are the most high IQ members of society

starting in 2026, you will no longer be allowed to send Xbox Live messages or party chats in the UK if you do not verify your ID

>>213574951
She probably nodded to defuse the situation after she realised you’d been aggressively staring at her you freak bastard

If Starmdog was BASED he would bring this back

>>213574967
not really true
ron paul always spoke out against funding israel, so he was consistent at least

>>213574967
Not really. We spend £300 billion a year on benefits. Do we give £300 billion a year to Israel?

Put On Your 3D Glasses Now

youre so jealous of me r9k

r/wholesome

they should increase benefits amount by 50% except for PIP (they get enough)

>rasheed
>Let's be honest, Israel supporters are probably much higher IQ than palestine supporters on average
>National Socialists and Zionists are the most high IQ members of society

>>213575009
yeah but virtually everybody on the fiscal conservative right is an israel shill. There are exceptions to the rule but the rule is still there. Rand Paul is a diehard israel cock sucker but argues against support for his own citizens in congress

>>213575042
>PULL UP
>PULL UP

>>213575042
mmhmm

>>213575046
dunelm

>>213575056
oh fuck off Baldrick

lugia is such a funny looking fellamon

wanking to a camgirl spreading her arse

>>213575056
Tommy looses a few inches when he gets down on his knees to fellate his Sanhedrin jew masters

>>213575020
The welfare bill is not £300billion schlomo. Thats if you include pensions and the NHS, and thats not benniemonging. Its £125 billion on job centre dolescum, which is a price worth paying for our own people.

The Jew-obsessed Yank is back

oops, accidentally clicked on /mossad/

Lisa Ann Oil Overload

60 (60!!!) chicken popcorns from KFC only £5.99
What a deal!!

>>213575109
timmy's nightmare x

I need a girlfriend
>>213575116
oh shit
and also thats not a lot. it should be increased by 50%, and they can even save money by not including PIP in on that

need me one of them african bishes

>>213575116
>which is a price worth paying for our own people
no it isn't lol

A very high IQ looking fellow this is

sphene could get it

you know you've done them when they both in unison say "not really". Its like a nervous tick when a truth nuke just dropped on them epic style you know what im saying my based pepe brothers?

>>213575127
where?

>>213575116
Is it aye

>>213575150
Worth far more than jewish rodents and arabs in the desert

oh my god pol cant debate

Cookin up some chicken

Hands up those of you voting for BASED STARMDOG next election???

>>213575127
im getting the kfc tomorrow
i will get some bucket for one
and maybe some extra chicken for the morning after

>>213575169
KFC

This mans IQ is definitely NOT sub 90!

>>213575182
I just explained to you the breakdown mongo

>>213575214
thanks crodie

not worked since 2022

>>213575236
I bet you're the same lad that posts about arseing up his life

A high IQ individual this man is.

I need a girlfriend...

>>213575236
Since 2023, me. I'm disabled

you realise that KFC uses frankenchickens right

they chickens are treated DIABOLICALLY

you don't need a lot of money to do nothing

pissrael stacking up Ls, it's gonna blowback hard down the line

>>213575225
If you said it must be true aye

Have you seen these men?
They are wanted and evading law enforcement

>>213575271
thats what makes them taste so good i think

going to Beijing to fight those French bastards

>>213575271
Oh… I literally do not care
Chickens do not have feelings

>>213575283
Im telling you its true

im hoping to catch about 200 more Pokemon today. that makes 1200 this work-week (that being 5 days)
not going outside though

the strokes, tame impala, mgmt, vampire weekend
the playlist

>>213575287
your message falls on deaf ears mate people here have already been psyop'd

>>213575305
May you feel the wrath of trillions of voracious chickens in the afterlife

Hamas should execute all the hostages they have and livestream it for the world to see

>>213575293
cave their heads in with hammers and the dogs should die too

i'd love to quit my job and become a neet but i wouldn't get any bennies because i have too much money in savings

Ai slop
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1754592313396621.mp4

Once out of the shower and toweled dry I put the Ralph Lauren boxers back on and before applying the Mousse A Raiser, a shaving cream by Pour Hommes, I press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I always slather on a moisturizer (to my taste, Clinique) and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply a shaving cream over it - preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers - which I've found makes removing the hair easier. It also helps prevent water from evaporating and reduces friction between your skin and the blade. Always wet the razor with warm water before shaving and shave in the direction the beard grows, pressing gently on the skin. Leave the sideburns and chin for last, since these whiskers are tougher and need more time to soften. Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never use cologne on your face, since the high alcohol content dries your face out and makes you look older.

I like being alone

Gutted that my qt woman jobcoach has been replaced by a middle-aged bloke

So I’m doing a poo and posting on bert at the same time

>>213575319
>my pink white n*rdic ass is on FIYA!!!!!

I need a girlfriend

well?

this nibba speaking all sorts of tongues nibba be getting bitches from kenya to hong kong gotta learn me some tongues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofGqKirM8F0

Have you ever been in a fight?
I think everyone should be in a fight at least once in their life.

>>213575401
what do we know about microplastics? well, lots of little things :3

>>213575401
just got off the phone with The Patriarchy. They're working on a fix

>>213575412
I've been in a fight every day of my life

>>213575380
All you need is love

bulbous pg tips steady battering uninitiated cervix rn xx

Aould anyone like to purchase my newly purchased first home off me?

>>213575412
she jelly the white girl is pretty

well that's another mp resigning

Civil war in Lebanon imminent
The boys in green and gold will win

>>213575412
Yeah when I was in year 6 my dad told me I had to go up and fight a boy in my class who laughed at my trainers. Got beat up in front of half my class in the playground

>>213575404
the africans love him when he starts speaking yoruba or some shit. they're already out the door trying to find him a big black wife

I nede a girlfriend, a mutual loving relationship

I'm becoming anti-semitic

>>213575412
Weird how she had no reaction to the milk? Being poured on her head

>>213575512
brown pipo type move

>>213575542
she's lactose tolerant

>>213575495
scum

>>213575550
Wish I had a gyat like that

>>213575558
another bit of the biomass for the incinerator
pensioners keeping toasty this winter

Missus is watching a show called Harlots. Worst thing I've ever seen

>>213575499
f-frieren-sama pls cuck me with a big more superior black man and humiliate my small white peepee #bnwo

honestly can't believe this hellscape we call a country anymore

Hey, /brit/, did you Never Fade Away?

>>213575597
You'd get stretched by BBC if you were her

>>213575597
Skibidirizz

>>213575507
fuark i need to learn them african tongues that's the easiest way to get a loyal black wife

Sir Keir Starmer

>>213575621
thanks for your input rorke

please have sex before commenting further

>>213575597
oh my agp !!

>>213575529
Better late then never

>>213575647
open wide chris

>>213575649
Not all Jews murder children and subvert western governments

I need a girlfriend

Why are Reform parading a bunch of Reform flags in my town? It's literally 95% white

In case you didn't know, this is what ice cream vans in Dublin play:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iUiVa2tfFo

>>213575490
reckon she was chattin shit then got banged

>>213575678
>It's literally 95% white
corr

>>213575648
Nah not like that.

>>213575682
mmhmm the power of batondem

>>213575678
>95%
not enough really is it

it has never been easier to:
get fed
get sex
get entertained

and we complain?

anime

I don't like living in a terrace and a main road. What was I thinking.

>>213575740
true
wrong
wrong

>>213575518
>>213575550
even enji oof, wonder what her brother thinks of this

I did care by the way. I cared a lot

>>213575770
WE CARE A LOT

man black bints are so fucking peng it's unreal they got them phat arses i need one sat on my face real bad

>>213575744
I need this sort of relationship (with her)

>>213575740
You literally used to be able to save up and buy a slave to fuck for most of human history.

really debating getting a beerski from the shop
it seems pointless but brainberg demands it

yawned just then

>>213575791
but the smell

I was so desperate to escape landlordberg that I bought a house on a main road. The terraced part I couldn't really do much about as it's all I could afford.

Sir Sex Haver

Paul Joseph Watson, I know you're lurking here. SHOW YOURSELF!

>>213575803
Buy weed instead

>>213575744
luv em x

>>213575803
Well you are a weak slave to your vices so full steam ahead I say

>>213575816
in your head only get out of your smelly bedroom rorke black bitches smell lush

>>213575831
might do that tomorrow

>>213575820
bit noisy is it

bins go out tonight

>>213575830
haha alri?

- PJW

can you explain in your own words what a short circuit is? and not like "it's when electric stuff goes boom" but proper like

Sir Coffee Creamer

suspect my mother has just given up on maintaining any sense of decorum. We used to religiously eat at the table. Now we have basically every meal on the sofa watching some slop rerun on Dave

I need a girlfriend

We need to go medieval on these fuckers. Cut their heads off and display them across the country

Have you accepted the fact that all white people will look like this in the future?

this nibba says one word in italian and these lads are like take her with your honestly lads just learn a language their family will be glad to have you impregnate they daughters

>>213575873
no
don't know a fucking thing about electricity outside of AC/DC

>>213575865
Yeah

>>213575820
you still whinging about your house lad? you looked round it first. it's your fault.

>>213575892
girlfriends are just walking problems a lot of the time

>>213575859
what were they doing down there?

>>213575401
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/aug/07/microplastics-are-everywhere-even-in-human-testicles-so-will-the-patriarchy-finally-step-in
genuinely where do they find these people?

need to shag a lass from the grippy sock jail desu lads

>>213575914
Wasn't noisy when I looked round it

>>213575851
My nigger

>>213575902
Would not let an agloid dick come anywhere near my med pussy

>>213575903
it's OK because they're God's chosen people

>>213575558
saw starmer suckers claiming this was a nothingburger

I heard in the slave songs about the Jews poisoning watering holes

>>213575899
her tits dont even bounce a little bit. there must be so much padding in that bra

>>213575919
Women are perfect angelic beings so I refuse to believe this

made a nice thai curry x

>>213575880
yes

>>213575765
He goons furiously to the leaked video of his sister getting blacked by one of her fans

I'm buzzing... I'm buzzing...

>>213575976
no you didn't

be quiet

>>213575977
Yes
>>213575899

>>213575926
obviously nonce shit and it’s been covered up >>213575919

malaponte on the verge of joining ISIS

Hate interacting with milenials at work they’re all tryhard af and try too desperately to be cool/be your friend wish it was just people my age or gen x and over

The Future of Europe

/brit/ never recovered from this

i don't really care if there are microplastics in my bollocks

>>213576004
Their average IQ is 105
Ours (whitey) is 98
Plus their cunning and guile is off the charts

jerma was way pretty 5 years ago... wow...

>>213576025
isis is an israeli and american ally though. they despise hamas and hezbollah

>>213576028
yes please

>>213576005
can have the recipe if you like laddy

honestly mental that all you gotta learn is a few words of some random obscure languages and bitches are all over your cock

>>213576068
yeah?

>>213576004
instinctively doing the sign of the cross upon viewing that image

I ened a girlfriend

>>213576086
yh

Goyim are taught forgiveness, compassion and guilt
Jews are taught that none of these things exist

>>213576028
this is a good thing

>>213574566
I had this and it's shit

i need to do a big moan to someone who will listen

>>213575988
HUH POST IT

kno your BSing but her arse is soo leng

>Their average IQ is 105
>Ours (whitey) is 98
>Plus their cunning and guile is off the charts

>>213576027
weird freak obsessed with american marketing terms

t

>>213576078
I said "vamos" to the Portuguese girl at toil and she's already semi flirting with me

>>213576115
*

>>213576089
Jesus was a scheming Jew
It would have been more authentic for God to send his son to a completely random part of the world and not where kikes are from

frineds abandoned me

>>213576101
go on then

>>213574637
Two corpses, one fresh enough to be eaten by maggots, of retards who thought they could exterminate the jews and nearly got their own people genocided instead.

>>213576152
*yawns loudly in your face*

>>213575873
circuit suddenly has 0 resistance and virtually infinite current and go boom

>>213576143
doesn't that mean fuck off?

>>213576116
To you think this guy cares about the rights of migrants?
No. To him they're not even human beings.
Christian meanwhile are paying for human rights lawyers to assist migrants in staying in the west.

>>213575873
>>213576184
this

>>213575873
instead of going through the load (lights, speakers) it goes right back to the start through something like the casing, causing a very high power spike that the machine would not be designed to handle

need 22 year old gf

>>213576190
Because he was a Jew I don't trust it and I'm given to believing it's just another scheming Jew plot

just come up with an absolutely fucking dastardly scheme to clog the men's bogs at work so that the maintenance plumberberg feller isn't constantly flirting with the toilfu at her desk

>>213576115
It's blurry as fuck and her face is only visible in 2 frames lol

Golly, this thread's infested by the hamoods invading England.

>>213574584
>>213574584
>>213574584

>>213576126
What?

yerp daily

>>213576242
LINK IN THE NEW CLOGGY

>>213576164
it's dead easy, just lots of ingredients. you blend it all up like a spicy milkshake.

>>213576039
we really are completely fucking pointless

>>213576241
Lol, you have the slightest idea of the bazillion pedos living in your country, the vast majority of them being white christians? Plus Israel's 18 percent muslim and the same way not all jews are white, not all muslims are brown, that fatass might be Muhammad 2.0.

>>213576281
I didn't save it, it sucks
Go goon to proper BBC porn instead

>>213576371
I need it in my hardrive at least, for archive purposes

>>213576481
on the prowl for batons

>>213576481
Just ask on /r/ requests board

Has someone from the Vatican ever posted on /int/?

>>213576514
I'll give it a shot if I can't find it on my own