>decide to look up my name in google images for the lulz
>end up finding a bunch of italian and swiss men, all of them succesful business men
>the young men all look good
>100% of them have light eyes
>I have poop eyes (my abuelini had blue eyes doe)
>turns out the median earnings for someone with my surname in Italy is 6 figures
>end up finding a bunch of italian and swiss men, all of them succesful business men
>the young men all look good
>100% of them have light eyes
>I have poop eyes (my abuelini had blue eyes doe)
>turns out the median earnings for someone with my surname in Italy is 6 figures