England > Scotland edition
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
Can you try and make this a good one?
Haven't had a chance to post in a while and could really use a fun /Brit/ thread this evening :/
>>213577799its easier than you think. just pull the razor outwards from your bumhole
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luv me italian girls
simple as
isles
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>>213577878 (OP)>England > Scotland editionit's all England
women are soooo fucking PENNG fuck me i love owmen
>>213577913she looks welsh
https://www.nts.live/shows/ran-cap-duoi
https://www.nts.live/shows/ran-cap-duoi
https://www.nts.live/shows/ran-cap-duoi
some of you people REALLY NEED TASTE
Is there any difference between north and south London accents? Excluding MLE accent speakers
>>213577878 (OP)60 years ago
nothing since
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catbeg is fuming he just fell off the table
reminder the 'corpse of the jew' defeated the 'ever living gods'
>>213577935Yeah desu she did almost shag her brother too
Weird how much incest that show had
>>213577913North African Arab hair
I don't consider this white
>>213576569Why PA and not Homeland?
>>213577935That's fucking cruel. Poor old guy
np
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me when i'm reading /brit/
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>What if I will get an errection during the treatment?
>Ok, hear me out. We're both men and we know that sometimes the magic stick has a mind of its own. Please do not worry at all about that! Most times it doesn't happen, but if it does, a true professional will never judge or be offended by it, as it is simply a mechanical body reaction to nerve stimulation. To be fair, it sometimes helps keeping the skin taught :P
>However, if you book your intimate waxing with other ideas in mind than a normal wax, you will be respectfully invited to leave the premises on the spot, regardless of the stage of treatment your are in.
>Remember, if it's not on the price list, it's not offered as a service ;)
True professionals
>>213577915cute what sort of cat is that?
cant stop disrespecting women in bed
odious little scrote i am
the sexual women posted this evening is making me wish to masturbate
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>>213577897yet he posts on an anime website, hmm
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Please support French music
two weeks and I shall be sunning my bollocks on a beach
>>213577964one of many of leftypol's victories
fill every womanโs fanny with cement
>>213578048mad how aged 13 i was playikng world of warcraft and hand't even started wanking yet
>>213578045holidays are a load of pish
>>213578048Such a bizarre show
Lot of stuff that just wouldn't see the light of day nowadays
So redpill me on reform
Are they going to cut the benefits bill? No more pip and dla for adhd and anxiety? No more motobility cars. No more pampered triple locked pensioners or winter fuel payment? Deportation of those with other nationalities who have been a net drain on the public purse? Turning council houses to the productive in society?
>>213578070no it isn't
be quiet
>>213578069when was your first wank
>>213578021i think it is a bit of a funny-looking Abyssinian
>>213578072Maybe for you. I always have a good time
england = mingland
scotland = scatland
wales = fails
northern ireland = poorern direland
join them together and you get the poonited grim dumb of 'great' shitstain and poothern direland
give me a (you) if you agree!
>>213578081The pensioners will get a quadruple lock and 3x the winter fuel payment
>>213578085women bad amirte boyzzzz
incel sycau
Snipe in Water, by Ohara Koson. Japan, 1900โ1930
>>213578086...prefer not to say
>>213578057>1st man on moonyeah ok lad sure
lol animals don't be knowing what the FUCK going on lmao lol lmao
that's the shit i think about
>>213578098wonderful beast might have to cop one
>>213578101i hate tourist traps and planning and crowds and planes and budgeting eurghghhh
>>213578117still not had it yet?
>>213578110big fan of japanese art me
any of you lot met my countrymen irl?
>What if I will get an errection during the treatment?
>Ok, hear me out. We're both men and we know that sometimes the magic stick has a mind of its own. Please do not worry at all about that! Most times it doesn't happen, but if it does, a true professional will never judge or be offended by it, as it is simply a mechanical body reaction to nerve stimulation. To be fair, it sometimes helps keeping the skin taught :P
>However, if you seem really cool to begin with but then you get too drunk and keep overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again, you will be respectfully invited to leave the premises on the spot, regardless of the stage of treatment your are in.
>Remember, if it's not on the price list, it's not offered as a service ;)
True professionals
i recommend the taverns of azeroth album on spotify for max comfy vibes
Why do girls call their male sexual partners "daddy"?
>>213578105Shanโt be voting for that then
>>213578139x.com/northernvariant
or whatever his @ is
Firstman Onthemoon sounds like a Nigerian footballer
I wish we had someone like William Luther Pierce these days.
>>213578142no but a russian joined a vtuber discord i'm in and started sperging out about how sukhois are way better than western planes
>>213578123love monkeys and beasts
>>213578180i wish youโd provide your parents some relief and get a job
>>213578123I don't know what's going on there either
>>213578142one of my mates groomed a russian girl that worked for him to be his gf then she dumped him
>I am essentially a Teuton and barbarian; a Xanthochroic Nordic from the damp forests of Germany or Scandinavia, and kin to the giant chalk-white conquerors of the cursed, effeminate Celts. I am a son of Odin and brother to Hengist and HorsaโฆGrrrโฆGive me a drink of hot blood with a Celtic foeโs skull as a beaker! Rule, BritanniaโฆGOD SAVE THE KING!
50 Comments? This I gotta read
Love me some gender wars shit I'm such a messy bitch
>make this awful reflexive grimace whenever something inconveniences me
>pound on my desk whenever i feel angry
>masturbate whenever i feel stressed
>don't plan for the future
>play with my food
literally no better than a monkey lads
this indian lad looks about 32 and he's supposed to be 22
get on the bastarding vitamin c ffs rorke
got some new JAV downloads to go at :-)
>orange man
June 1946
>gwb
July 1946
>bill clinton
August 1946
3 presidents born within 2 months of each other
mental
>>213578142babushka with the headscarf walks around the neighborhood and never responds if you say hello
>>213578180Why did his own son disavow him and his ideas?
Not a very good look when your own son wasn't convinced by your arguments
>>213578238what's banksying when it's at home then lad
got no drive, no money and no clue
>you're not using a vpn are you?
>>213578273british culture
i am the blackest of blackpilled incels
>>213578238what is "banksying?"
can't be arsed to google it
none of these far right parties have a chance they got too many pedophiles nazis and wronguns amongst their ranks
>>213578285looks like diego luna
>>213578142Yeah. I was waiting for the last train a few weeks ago and it got cancelled and the only other person at the station was a young Russian lad. Turned out he was going to the same town as me so we got a taxi and split the fare. He kept rattling on about gaming and I was pished trying my best not to spew all over the taxi
>>213578069Really? I started watching porn and wanking when I was 12
>>213578142what country is that
>>213578289no such thing as british culture
You travel back to the 60s? Aye, a British man is different from a frenchy, a kraut, a yankoid
In 2025? Bollocks. All of the west is the same.
>>213578273there wasn't a president born in the 1930s because of this
first decade since the 1810s where this is the case
>>213578306that wasn't a problem for literal epstein island visitor donald trump
>>213578069And back when I was 12 or so, I swear to God, I never felt so low
Everyone but me was making out and eating cookies
>>213578173Account doesn't exist.
So why is PA better?
>>213578142i was in your cunt for 3 weeks in 2015
>>213578302Banksying is a cruel dating phenomenon named after the British street artist, whereby one of the partners in a relationship is blindsided by a sudden and unexpected dumping thatโs been planned by the other partner for weeks or even months, often using AI and online communities for advice on how to execute this.
Article says some zoomer girl got dumped by her bf who had used AI to prepare to do this for 6 months and then explained it to his followers on tiktok
>>213577964luv Him xx
>>213578005corrrrrrr leng
just finished god of war ragnorok, really liked it, going to try and 100% it until i get bored hunting the ravens and stop like i did with the last game ahah
>>213578356idk anything about pa but homeland is not the one
>>213578335yeh heโs a millionaire and has a certain swagger that these guys lack
Jess Glynne went to my school and 6th form and was in the year below me. I remember seeing her around the 6th form building
>>213578387ever shag her up the arse?
>>213578364what does anyone get out of that?
world's gone mad
>>213578387dont know who that is haha
>Girls are being told at an impressionable age that โall men are trashโ and boys are being told that girls are โscheming b*****sโ by people they follow and admire and so itโs unsurprising that they view dating less as a pleasurable pursuit and more as a game of tactics where the goal is not to fall in love, but to win. Even Love Island, the wildly popular dating show, has seemed less about silly games and hookups this year, and more about oppositional solidarity between the young men and women.
Highly accurate. There's a separation between the genders bigger than ever now
>>213578402I never spoke to her. She wasn't famous yet then. I just remember her face and hair. Didn't think anything of her as she wasn't much of a looker then or now.
technology and jews have ruined the world
>>213578426fuck off back to /britfeel/ you boring little cunt
>>213578318mental that Kaya is a world famous actress and that Sid fellow is a bloody teacher today
sad how life turns out aye?
>>213578375So just do nothing yeah?
"Gleb meet Glubb.
Glubb meet Glob.
God that's glum, that glib Glob dig.
'Dig that bog!'
'Frag that frog.'
Stap that chap, he snuck that cig.
>>213578423remember when that black lad wearing shades for a night match was brushing his teeth behind the dugout
do me one favour
when i die
please
bury me with all my ice (jewellery) on
feel like the world became trash around the time i was born (2002) so maybe it'll get better after i die
i know this is incredibly narcissistic
>>213578420Some Jewish singer. I don't even know any of her songs. I just remember seeing her at 6th form and she's on the alumni list for my school on wikipedia
There was also some black singer who was on the XFactor but I don't remember his name and he's not as famous as Jess
>>213578452Such is life, aye?
>>213578426honestly I reckon it's for the best
if online culture gins up the opposite gender as being horrible lecherous creatures that ought to be doused wtih oil and set ablaze and then you actually go outside and speak to one of them and they turn out to be quite charming and pleasant then it'll have a pretty remarkable effect on a broken young person's mind
>>213578451No
go fuck yourself
>>213578454if you're talented enough that it actually matters what you do then you'll come up with something
otherwise yeah just do nothing
rorke business plan: creat youtube channel, watch own videos from tor browser, click on ads for hours. boom, free money
>>213578423should've gone to specsavers!
>>213578357thoughts? don't think Brits encounter many Russians and have a view of us as either being some scummy shady oligarchs who came to launder their stolen money or the subhuman Russian underclass
I was in yours for a year in 2013, people were always positively surprised that I'm just a regular bloke
Also, the English classroom in the film Fever Pitch starring Colin Firth was filmed in my old GCSE maths class
>I ask Rhiannon, 22 (whoโs highly dateable โ sheโs bright, beautiful and kind) if sheโs planning on re-entering the dating scene and her response is depressing. โNo, I donโt think so. I feel like dating is over. Everybody finds it sad, depressing and at worst, humiliating. Itโs like weโve all become strangers who donโt trust each other and donโt like each other much, but are vaguely aware weโre still required to have sex with each other and live with each other at some point in the future. I canโt see that happening.โ
Given up at 22 depressing
M.O.T
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>>213578525>highly datablei.e. she's already shagged men rotten
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>>213578123this monkes eyes look like shabriri grapes
POST SOME BANGERS RIGHT NOW YOU BORING CUNTS
>>213578515racism defeated
I don't know how chris nolan has so much sway with normies, i heard his next film has sold out in theatres even though it doesn't come out for another year
>>213578525She needs to be daddy'd
>>213578525femcel should get a hobby and work on herself and stop complaining fucking femcel
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>>213578426why don't we all just be gay then
>>213578581gays are even more competitive
Carly Rae Jepsen stuns with bold new cyclopean look
>>213578516I only knew one Russian irl, she was unironically a lesbian who was abandoned by her family because she was gay. Her much literally broke her jaw. kek. made me realise how much of libshit i actually am
>>213578581can't let woke win lad
>>213578563>heard his next film has sold out in theatres even though it doesn't come out for another yearthink that's just part of the publicity gimmick, he's the first to try pre-ordering tickets like that
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Just woke up from a profoundly retarded mid-day nap.
>>213578517This field is where we played football during P.E. My maths class was on the second floor of the building behind it.
>>213578613genuinely looks like me
>>213578497Seems like a very bad attitude.
The Internet isn't going to be around much longer. Ultimately it's only real politics that makes a difference.
So as far I can see, the only parties in Britain worth a damn are Homeland and PA.
PinkPantheress debuts new 6-armed look on The Tonight Show
>US imposes tariffs on one-kilo gold bars, FT reports
um
>>213578563i think it is because loads of people who were teens when the dark knight came out and he was the first big 'le artistic' director they had heard of
>>213578640is this illegal?
Katy Perry has received zero (nil) nominations at the 2025 MTV VMAs
Well here we are then, the lads
>>213578557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOro9nbAad4
>>213578640need a hefty hook from each of those hands right into my bollocks
why does this redditspacing baitposting whinging rat cunt always get so many (you)s
leftypol checking on his vegan 'za
Free the zesty black mandem
>>213578626Also, the building that you can just see in the background in the top left-hand corner was the 6th form building.
That's where I remember seeing Jess Glynne (she was in the lower 6th I was in the upper 6th).
>>213578634lad if you want to join pa, join pa
i said i don't know anything about them
but homeland are a waste of your time
>>213578557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdy01EjU7vg&list=RDGdy01EjU7vg&start_radio=1
>>213578516i thought russians were actually pretty similar to brits. both quite reserved and not very friendly. both lacking that disturbing openness that americans display.
>>213578563He's the best director on the planet
all hits from him
Following (1998)
BANGER
Memento (2000)
BANGER
Insomnia (2002)
MID
Batman Begins (2005)
BANGER
The Prestige (2006)
BANGER
The Dark Knight (2008)
BANGER
Inception (2010)
BANGER
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
MID
Interstellar (2014)
BANGER
Dunkirk (2017)
BANGER
Tenet (2020)
BANGER
Oppenheimer (2023)
BANGER
The Odyssey (2026); filming
CERTIFIED BANGER
>>213578723wow she doesn't look very good
>>213578648if i was rich i would buy those gold bullion coins just because they look cool
>>213578691scremjongteongtong
>>213578557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2uBinONmuI
did a laugh at this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Wakv3hRwc
>>213578715no Brits are very fake and friendly and polite and russians arenโt
Lady Gaga will reportedly release a song titled โDead Danceโ for โWednesdayโ Season 2 soundtrack.
>>213578723old slag wearing a wig just because her hair is thinning, SAD
>>213578653>Nolan>artisticIt's just slop for normalfags
any hyper calvinist men in?
>>213578674hejab has been stacking bare Ls lately
>>213578745Stormzy with a wig on?
>>213578738Oppenheimer and Tenet were shit though
Sums up modern society pretty well
gonna do a big fat nasty jizz
Chappell Roan gives update on her sophomore album.
"There is no album"
>>213578738characters in his films talk really autistically and unnaturally and it pisses me off, especially on a second viewing
good films though, memento is kino
>>213578633The old man (Cook's father)?
>>213578738alri chris hows the new one coming along
No statement of Christian belief which does not include a supernatural reference...is a true statement.
โSOURโ by Olivia Rodrigo becomes the first album in Spotify history to have four songs with over 2 BILLION streams each.
>>213578738>The Dark Knight Rises (2012)>MID
I pay my taxes every month for a shit health service and a welfare state Iโll never benefit from, and those greedy doctors and nurses want yet more pay rises. Did they even once say thank you?
>>213578778black women are insanely jealous and insecure
so are black men which is why they so readily resort to violence
>>213578738I like some of his movies but Oppenheimer gave me a massive headache had to leave the theatre. it was like the sound was all wonky and the background music was like nails on a chalkboard
Woody Allen's letter to Jeffrey Epstein
Do you enjoy Gin and Tonics?
You guys simply cannot convince me Sir Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey will be anything but IMAX kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR7qzxbWm_I
listen up
a poc is reacting to white culture
>>213578759>>213578739let's see your visage
bet you look like phil mitchell on a bad day
>>213578812ngl started proper fancying her since she started getting her belly button out and wearing leotards
>>213578849meme casting is a bad sign
>>213578841forgot pic ffs
>>213578778boggles the mind how common it is for fat fucks to hate normal sized people
Went for a sauna after the gym yesterday and there was a woman in it wearing a full burqa. I honestly was startled
>>213578836hair is a MAJOR thing amongst blacks, you don't realise how insecure they are about their hair until you go into their communties
In 2009, a mate of mine went missing in the Australian outback for over a week. After they found him alive, he was interviewed on Australian TV and paid ยฃ100,000.
There were some rumours that he'd pretended to get lost. I didn't believe that though.
>>213578843mad how women just have to be "only slightly fat not really fat" and they are still SO FIT
>>213578849It'll be slop portraying ancient Greeks as brown when they were flaxen-haired and pale like Apollo.
three dirty men throwing a young naked boy into water... oh the mind boggles!
>>213578864phil mitchell wasn't on a bad day he was on eastenders
>>213578912I live in a small vilage with barely any muslims.
>>213578887How could he not even convince his son of his ideas?
>>213578890i was walking around the corner one time and awoman in a buqua came around at th same time and i did a loud yelp and she laughed at me
>>213578849I am going to watch it on IMAX at the Waterfront
Every day I find myself more convinced NS is correct.
>>213578906Men are very desperate and not particularly picky
>>213578933i assumed the made up story was supposed to be made up. i didnโt think you wanted us to believe it lol
>>213578933Many were saying this 10 years ago
Many were saying this 20 years ago
Many were saying this 30 years ago
Nobody had to say this 40 years ago
Nobody had to say this 50 years ago
Nobody had to say this 60 years ago
Nobody had to say this 70 years ago
Nobody had to say this 80 years ago
read 21 books this year. a disappointing return.
>>213578961It happened. Not like I can prove it anyway, you'll just have to take my word lad
>>213578960love those guys
lolpaki still posts here it seems
Jeffrey Epstein had this weird corpse art thing in his mansion
>>213578985Not the same channel you FUCKING CUNT
the commiemong gimmick had legs because it was in opposition to the standard rorke views here
spamming about nazism doesn't have the same bite to it since we're all used to it
>>213578980I still haven't read 1
tell me the best book you read
I'll read it
I promise
pinky swear
dick tips touching promise
>>213578778jealous the cronem don't want her lard ahh
Specifically asked for a good thread and this is what you give me?
For shame
>William Luther Pierce couldn't convince his son
>John Tyndall couldn't convince his daughter
>The guy who runs Stormfront (Don Black?) got disowned by his son, who is now an antiracism activist
What hope do WNs have of convincing the wider public when they couldn't even convince their own children?
>>213578995Never been a fan of dentil style cornicing.
>>213578980I've read 4. Ask me what they were. Go, ask me
why do footballers marry such horrible women
She just isn't doing a thing with her life and has zero identity. She has no idea who she is, at age 25, which is so pathetic and disturbing. A pity she never grew up and craved independence. She could have her own place, be decorating it, doing decor hauls, change her pretend identity and put aside this ridiculous pretense of the perpetual schoolgirl, which she isn't. She could be driving and doing interesting daytrips and vlogs at bookstores or antique shops in her own corner of the world, instead of poorly covered sponsored trips with Mommy Dearest and having meltdowns every time she gets near too many people. So many opportunities, so much lost to her. Because at the end of the day, when she is 30 and tries to do vlogs like that, everyone else will still be far ahead of her, with their families, pets, homes, etc.. Already I see her being left in the dust by her peers. They are having relationships, independence, getting their own apartments, while she twirls, claws and mutters in front of a bunch of strangers on the other side of a camera. What an empty life.
>>213578951get the labubus shagged
>>213578989thought this was nige at first glance
>>213578995The curtains match the temple.
>>213579001i love them all
>>213579003this
itโs boring
commiemong despite the sociopathy had some original takes sometimes too.
>>213578850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA-oPaDz6bE
This nigga has good reactions
>>213579055blubbering and floundering
Anyone here have any advice on moving out? I'm approaching 30 now and sick of my parents and my woke sister.
I've got over 110k saved up could I buy somewhere decent? Just a decent flat or small house would be fine.
I take home about 2.2k per month, could I live on that?
I know that if I tell my parents they'll shoot the idea down so I need to be prepared.
>>213578989GIWTWM kana is a right likkle minx
>>213579015didn't hear you the first time
>>213579040molestations have occurred in that very room
Roobz is on 940k subscribers
2025 might be the year she hit 1 million finally
SHE DESERVES IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
SHE DESERVES IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
SHE DESERVES IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
SHE DESERVES IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>213579072reckon jesus is ok with your severe porn addiction
Channels reporting explosions and air defence operations" in the "Rostov, Saratov, Ryazan regions of the Russian Federation
>>213579071just leave the country
if family is not keeping you here just leave the country
what you are staying for work? don't
just leave the country
>>213579071>my woke sister.Give her a clip around the ears lad. Get the woke nonsense out of the family pronto. Nip it in the bud. Woke mind virus. GBNews Labubub Facebook marketplace affordable collectible toy gift ideas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiuPlEUbg6Y
Documentary about zesty wogs
>>213579046he's lost all sense of humour and is completely deflated
nothing he comes up with is new anymore
just takes old gimmicks and rehashes them ad nauseam
catberge having a sippy drink
Feeling drukpilled and delirious.
>>213579122jesus was a nigger mate
I know I'm encouraging his spamming when I post about ruby too but I can't help it we share an interest in mental ruby
SHINE ON YOU INCEL BASTARD
>>213579132Christ is KANG
>>213579132christ is KANG then
>>213579140he looks like he's up for a scrap
>>213578849Saw a trailer for it in the cinema, looked good x
>>213579140new reports coming in that this is, indeed, rorke
>>213579083She should do a collab with chunkz
>>213579117why are you so sure he's doing it as a joke?
it's as you said, there's nothing humorous about the nazi takes, you see them all the time on 4chan anyways, which means it could be just his actual beliefs, which would put the commiemong posts under a new light as well, since those did seem like a gimmick
>>213579083the race is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYhXJaEbw7c
>>213579122FAXXX
>>213579103I'm not addicted tho
>>213579136it's a coordinated discord
they'll spam regardless
>>213579127they're so funny when they do things
Pink Floyd were peak post industrial wasteland music
Pure only fools and horses, deriliction and desperation vibes
salmon paste
soft cheese
cucumber
soft white bread
such a simple, quick, easy sandwich to make, and yet so delicious
>>213579028feel sad for her
>>213579155>this is, indeed, rorke>he's blindi believe it
>>213579162you spam pics of pornstars and hentai tho you evil gooner
>>213579166o, the catberge!
so gracefully doth he crest!
>>213579161it's just a gimmick he's not real
>>213579071why would your family not want you to move out
>>213578849Defy what gods? All the gods except Poseidon liked him
What the fuck is happening
>from producer Jordan Peele
Jordan Peele has go away heat with me brother
Every single one of his films is shit
>>213579213you're in the middle of a meltdown
>>213579184I don't coom to the baddiedem
>>213579203My parents are very protective/negative
>>213579166>orange cat goes orange