Thread 213577878

England > Scotland edition

These are fair prices

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

Can you try and make this a good one?

Haven't had a chance to post in a while and could really use a fun /Brit/ thread this evening :/

>>213577799
its easier than you think. just pull the razor outwards from your bumhole

luv me italian girls
simple as

>>213577878 (OP)
>England > Scotland edition
it's all England

women are soooo fucking PENNG fuck me i love owmen

>>213577913
she looks welsh

https://www.nts.live/shows/ran-cap-duoi
https://www.nts.live/shows/ran-cap-duoi
https://www.nts.live/shows/ran-cap-duoi
some of you people REALLY NEED TASTE

>>213577856
So what?

Is there any difference between north and south London accents? Excluding MLE accent speakers

>>213577878 (OP)
60 years ago
nothing since

>>213577925
corrr love it

catbeg is fuming he just fell off the table

reminder the 'corpse of the jew' defeated the 'ever living gods'

>>213577935
Yeah desu she did almost shag her brother too
Weird how much incest that show had

>>213577915
ehehe

bardley walsh

>>213577913
North African Arab hair
I don't consider this white

>>213576569
Why PA and not Homeland?

>>213577935
That's fucking cruel. Poor old guy

me when i'm reading /brit/

>>213577988
infiltrated

>What if I will get an errection during the treatment?
>Ok, hear me out. We're both men and we know that sometimes the magic stick has a mind of its own. Please do not worry at all about that! Most times it doesn't happen, but if it does, a true professional will never judge or be offended by it, as it is simply a mechanical body reaction to nerve stimulation. To be fair, it sometimes helps keeping the skin taught :P

>However, if you book your intimate waxing with other ideas in mind than a normal wax, you will be respectfully invited to leave the premises on the spot, regardless of the stage of treatment your are in.

>Remember, if it's not on the price list, it's not offered as a service ;)

True professionals

>>213577915
cute what sort of cat is that?

cant stop disrespecting women in bed

odious little scrote i am

the sexual women posted this evening is making me wish to masturbate

>>213577897
yet he posts on an anime website, hmm

english girls

Please support French music

two weeks and I shall be sunning my bollocks on a beach

>>213577966
>>213577992

>>213577964
one of many of leftypol's victories

you're welcome

fill every woman’s fanny with cement

>>213578048
mad how aged 13 i was playikng world of warcraft and hand't even started wanking yet

ktim

>>213578045
holidays are a load of pish

>>213578048
Such a bizarre show
Lot of stuff that just wouldn't see the light of day nowadays

So redpill me on reform

Are they going to cut the benefits bill? No more pip and dla for adhd and anxiety? No more motobility cars. No more pampered triple locked pensioners or winter fuel payment? Deportation of those with other nationalities who have been a net drain on the public purse? Turning council houses to the productive in society?

>>213578070
no it isn't
be quiet

>>213578069
when was your first wank

>>213578021
i think it is a bit of a funny-looking Abyssinian

>>213578072
Maybe for you. I always have a good time

england = mingland
scotland = scatland
wales = fails
northern ireland = poorern direland
join them together and you get the poonited grim dumb of 'great' shitstain and poothern direland

give me a (you) if you agree!

>>213578081
The pensioners will get a quadruple lock and 3x the winter fuel payment

>>213578085
women bad amirte boyzzzz
incel sycau

Snipe in Water, by Ohara Koson. Japan, 1900–1930

>>213578086
...prefer not to say

>>213578057
>1st man on moon
yeah ok lad sure

lol animals don't be knowing what the FUCK going on lmao lol lmao

that's the shit i think about

>>213578098
wonderful beast might have to cop one

>>213578101
i hate tourist traps and planning and crowds and planes and budgeting eurghghhh

>>213578117
still not had it yet?

>>213578110
big fan of japanese art me

>>213578012
Proof?

any of you lot met my countrymen irl?

>>213578103
(You) = (Poo)

>What if I will get an errection during the treatment?
>Ok, hear me out. We're both men and we know that sometimes the magic stick has a mind of its own. Please do not worry at all about that! Most times it doesn't happen, but if it does, a true professional will never judge or be offended by it, as it is simply a mechanical body reaction to nerve stimulation. To be fair, it sometimes helps keeping the skin taught :P

>However, if you seem really cool to begin with but then you get too drunk and keep overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again, you will be respectfully invited to leave the premises on the spot, regardless of the stage of treatment your are in.

>Remember, if it's not on the price list, it's not offered as a service ;)

True professionals

>>213578028
bit gay

i recommend the taverns of azeroth album on spotify for max comfy vibes

Why do girls call their male sexual partners "daddy"?

>>213578105
Shan’t be voting for that then

>>213577915
based retard

>>213578139
x.com/northernvariant
or whatever his @ is

Firstman Onthemoon sounds like a Nigerian footballer

I wish we had someone like William Luther Pierce these days.

>>213578142
no but a russian joined a vtuber discord i'm in and started sperging out about how sukhois are way better than western planes

>>213578123
love monkeys and beasts

got the shits

>>213578180
i wish you’d provide your parents some relief and get a job

>>213578123
I don't know what's going on there either

got the shits

a breath of fresh arse

>>213578142
one of my mates groomed a russian girl that worked for him to be his gf then she dumped him

50 Comments? This I gotta read

Love me some gender wars shit I'm such a messy bitch

>make this awful reflexive grimace whenever something inconveniences me
>pound on my desk whenever i feel angry
>masturbate whenever i feel stressed
>don't plan for the future
>play with my food

literally no better than a monkey lads

this indian lad looks about 32 and he's supposed to be 22

get on the bastarding vitamin c ffs rorke

got some new JAV downloads to go at :-)

>orange man
June 1946
>gwb
July 1946
>bill clinton
August 1946

3 presidents born within 2 months of each other
mental

>>213578142
babushka with the headscarf walks around the neighborhood and never responds if you say hello

>>213578180
Why did his own son disavow him and his ideas?
Not a very good look when your own son wasn't convinced by your arguments

>>213578074
Yeah

>>213578238
what's banksying when it's at home then lad

>>213578142
yes lots

Giggled

got no drive, no money and no clue

>>213578273
british culture

i am the blackest of blackpilled incels

>>213578238
what is "banksying?"
can't be arsed to google it

none of these far right parties have a chance they got too many pedophiles nazis and wronguns amongst their ranks

>>213578285
looks like diego luna

>>213578142
Yeah. I was waiting for the last train a few weeks ago and it got cancelled and the only other person at the station was a young Russian lad. Turned out he was going to the same town as me so we got a taxi and split the fare. He kept rattling on about gaming and I was pished trying my best not to spew all over the taxi

>>213578069
Really? I started watching porn and wanking when I was 12

>>213578142
what country is that

>>213578289
no such thing as british culture
You travel back to the 60s? Aye, a British man is different from a frenchy, a kraut, a yankoid
In 2025? Bollocks. All of the west is the same.

>>213578273
there wasn't a president born in the 1930s because of this
first decade since the 1810s where this is the case

>>213577913
yeah

>>213578306
that wasn't a problem for literal epstein island visitor donald trump

>>213578069
And back when I was 12 or so, I swear to God, I never felt so low
Everyone but me was making out and eating cookies

>>213578173
Account doesn't exist.
So why is PA better?

>>213578142
i was in your cunt for 3 weeks in 2015

>>213578333
>offence
FOY

>>213578197
ktim

>>213578302
Banksying is a cruel dating phenomenon named after the British street artist, whereby one of the partners in a relationship is blindsided by a sudden and unexpected dumping that’s been planned by the other partner for weeks or even months, often using AI and online communities for advice on how to execute this.

Article says some zoomer girl got dumped by her bf who had used AI to prepare to do this for 6 months and then explained it to his followers on tiktok

>>213577964
luv Him xx

>>213578005
corrrrrrr leng

just finished god of war ragnorok, really liked it, going to try and 100% it until i get bored hunting the ravens and stop like i did with the last game ahah

>>213578356
idk anything about pa but homeland is not the one

>>213578335
yeh he’s a millionaire and has a certain swagger that these guys lack

Jess Glynne went to my school and 6th form and was in the year below me. I remember seeing her around the 6th form building

>>213578374
ok

>>213578387
ever shag her up the arse?

>>213578364
what does anyone get out of that?
world's gone mad

>>213578387
dont know who that is haha

>Girls are being told at an impressionable age that “all men are trash” and boys are being told that girls are “scheming b*****s” by people they follow and admire and so it’s unsurprising that they view dating less as a pleasurable pursuit and more as a game of tactics where the goal is not to fall in love, but to win. Even Love Island, the wildly popular dating show, has seemed less about silly games and hookups this year, and more about oppositional solidarity between the young men and women.

Highly accurate. There's a separation between the genders bigger than ever now

>>213578402
I never spoke to her. She wasn't famous yet then. I just remember her face and hair. Didn't think anything of her as she wasn't much of a looker then or now.

technology and jews have ruined the world

>>213578426
fuck off back to /britfeel/ you boring little cunt

>>213578318
mental that Kaya is a world famous actress and that Sid fellow is a bloody teacher today

sad how life turns out aye?

>>213578375
So just do nothing yeah?

"Gleb meet Glubb.
Glubb meet Glob.
God that's glum, that glib Glob dig.
'Dig that bog!'
'Frag that frog.'
Stap that chap, he snuck that cig.

>>213578423
remember when that black lad wearing shades for a night match was brushing his teeth behind the dugout

do me one favour
when i die
please
bury me with all my ice (jewellery) on

feel like the world became trash around the time i was born (2002) so maybe it'll get better after i die
i know this is incredibly narcissistic

>>213578420
Some Jewish singer. I don't even know any of her songs. I just remember seeing her at 6th form and she's on the alumni list for my school on wikipedia
There was also some black singer who was on the XFactor but I don't remember his name and he's not as famous as Jess

>>213578452
Such is life, aye?

>>213578426
honestly I reckon it's for the best
if online culture gins up the opposite gender as being horrible lecherous creatures that ought to be doused wtih oil and set ablaze and then you actually go outside and speak to one of them and they turn out to be quite charming and pleasant then it'll have a pretty remarkable effect on a broken young person's mind

>>213578451
No

go fuck yourself

>>213578454
if you're talented enough that it actually matters what you do then you'll come up with something
otherwise yeah just do nothing

rorke business plan: creat youtube channel, watch own videos from tor browser, click on ads for hours. boom, free money

>>213578423
should've gone to specsavers!

>>213578486
ugly feet

>>213578357
thoughts? don't think Brits encounter many Russians and have a view of us as either being some scummy shady oligarchs who came to launder their stolen money or the subhuman Russian underclass
I was in yours for a year in 2013, people were always positively surprised that I'm just a regular bloke

Also, the English classroom in the film Fever Pitch starring Colin Firth was filmed in my old GCSE maths class

>I ask Rhiannon, 22 (who’s highly dateable – she’s bright, beautiful and kind) if she’s planning on re-entering the dating scene and her response is depressing. “No, I don’t think so. I feel like dating is over. Everybody finds it sad, depressing and at worst, humiliating. It’s like we’ve all become strangers who don’t trust each other and don’t like each other much, but are vaguely aware we’re still required to have sex with each other and live with each other at some point in the future. I can’t see that happening.”

Given up at 22 depressing

>>213578510
How so?

Ok

>>213578525
>highly datable
i.e. she's already shagged men rotten

>>213578123
this monkes eyes look like shabriri grapes

POST SOME BANGERS RIGHT NOW YOU BORING CUNTS

>>213578515
racism defeated

I don't know how chris nolan has so much sway with normies, i heard his next film has sold out in theatres even though it doesn't come out for another year

>>213578525
She needs to be daddy'd

>>213578525
femcel should get a hobby and work on herself and stop complaining fucking femcel

>>213578426
why don't we all just be gay then

>>213578581
gays are even more competitive

Carly Rae Jepsen stuns with bold new cyclopean look

>>213578516
I only knew one Russian irl, she was unironically a lesbian who was abandoned by her family because she was gay. Her much literally broke her jaw. kek. made me realise how much of libshit i actually am

>>213578581
Well said!

>>213578581
can't let woke win lad

>>213578563
>heard his next film has sold out in theatres even though it doesn't come out for another year
think that's just part of the publicity gimmick, he's the first to try pre-ordering tickets like that

Just woke up from a profoundly retarded mid-day nap.

>>213578517
This field is where we played football during P.E. My maths class was on the second floor of the building behind it.

>>213578613
genuinely looks like me

>>213578497
Seems like a very bad attitude.
The Internet isn't going to be around much longer. Ultimately it's only real politics that makes a difference.

So as far I can see, the only parties in Britain worth a damn are Homeland and PA.

PinkPantheress debuts new 6-armed look on The Tonight Show

>US imposes tariffs on one-kilo gold bars, FT reports
um

>>213578563
i think it is because loads of people who were teens when the dark knight came out and he was the first big 'le artistic' director they had heard of

>>213578633
YWNBAW

>>213578640
is this illegal?

Katy Perry has received zero (nil) nominations at the 2025 MTV VMAs

Well here we are then, the lads

>>213578557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOro9nbAad4

>>213578640
need a hefty hook from each of those hands right into my bollocks

why does this redditspacing baitposting whinging rat cunt always get so many (you)s

leftypol checking on his vegan 'za

Free the zesty black mandem

>>213578626
Also, the building that you can just see in the background in the top left-hand corner was the 6th form building.
That's where I remember seeing Jess Glynne (she was in the lower 6th I was in the upper 6th).

>>213578691
scr

>>213578634
lad if you want to join pa, join pa
i said i don't know anything about them
but homeland are a waste of your time

>>213578557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdy01EjU7vg&list=RDGdy01EjU7vg&start_radio=1

>>213578516
i thought russians were actually pretty similar to brits. both quite reserved and not very friendly. both lacking that disturbing openness that americans display.

<3

>>213578691
scromp

>>213578563
He's the best director on the planet
all hits from him

Following (1998)
BANGER
Memento (2000)
BANGER
Insomnia (2002)
MID
Batman Begins (2005)
BANGER
The Prestige (2006)
BANGER
The Dark Knight (2008)
BANGER
Inception (2010)
BANGER
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
MID
Interstellar (2014)
BANGER
Dunkirk (2017)
BANGER
Tenet (2020)
BANGER
Oppenheimer (2023)
BANGER
The Odyssey (2026); filming
CERTIFIED BANGER

>>213578723
wow she doesn't look very good

>>213578648
if i was rich i would buy those gold bullion coins just because they look cool

>>213578691
ktim

>>213578691
scremjongteongtong

>>213578557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2uBinONmuI

did a laugh at this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Wakv3hRwc

>>213578715
no Brits are very fake and friendly and polite and russians aren’t

Lady Gaga will reportedly release a song titled “Dead Dance” for ‘Wednesday’ Season 2 soundtrack.

>>213578723
old slag wearing a wig just because her hair is thinning, SAD

>>213578653
>Nolan
>artistic
It's just slop for normalfags

any hyper calvinist men in?

>>213578674
hejab has been stacking bare Ls lately

>>213578745
Stormzy with a wig on?

>>213578738
Oppenheimer and Tenet were shit though

Sums up modern society pretty well

any gay homosexuals in?

gonna do a big fat nasty jizz

Chappell Roan gives update on her sophomore album.
"There is no album"

>>213578738
characters in his films talk really autistically and unnaturally and it pisses me off, especially on a second viewing
good films though, memento is kino

>>213578633
The old man (Cook's father)?

>>213578738
alri chris hows the new one coming along

just had an idea

No statement of Christian belief which does not include a supernatural reference...is a true statement.

‘SOUR’ by Olivia Rodrigo becomes the first album in Spotify history to have four songs with over 2 BILLION streams each.

>>213578738
>The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
>MID

I pay my taxes every month for a shit health service and a welfare state I’ll never benefit from, and those greedy doctors and nurses want yet more pay rises. Did they even once say thank you?

>>213578778
black women are insanely jealous and insecure
so are black men which is why they so readily resort to violence

>>213578738
I like some of his movies but Oppenheimer gave me a massive headache had to leave the theatre. it was like the sound was all wonky and the background music was like nails on a chalkboard

Woody Allen's letter to Jeffrey Epstein

Do you enjoy Gin and Tonics?

You guys simply cannot convince me Sir Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey will be anything but IMAX kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR7qzxbWm_I

listen up

a poc is reacting to white culture

>>213578759
>>213578739
let's see your visage
bet you look like phil mitchell on a bad day

>>213578812
ngl started proper fancying her since she started getting her belly button out and wearing leotards

>>213578849
meme casting is a bad sign

>>213578841
forgot pic ffs

>>213578778
boggles the mind how common it is for fat fucks to hate normal sized people

>>213578849
*yawn*

>>213578713
big up

>>213578850
smbau

Went for a sauna after the gym yesterday and there was a woman in it wearing a full burqa. I honestly was startled

>>213578836
hair is a MAJOR thing amongst blacks, you don't realise how insecure they are about their hair until you go into their communties

In 2009, a mate of mine went missing in the Australian outback for over a week. After they found him alive, he was interviewed on Australian TV and paid £100,000.
There were some rumours that he'd pretended to get lost. I didn't believe that though.

>>213578843
mad how women just have to be "only slightly fat not really fat" and they are still SO FIT

>>213578890
wow!!!!!

>>213578849
It'll be slop portraying ancient Greeks as brown when they were flaxen-haired and pale like Apollo.

three dirty men throwing a young naked boy into water... oh the mind boggles!

>>213578864
phil mitchell wasn't on a bad day he was on eastenders

>>213578912
I live in a small vilage with barely any muslims.

>>213578887
How could he not even convince his son of his ideas?

>>213578890
i was walking around the corner one time and awoman in a buqua came around at th same time and i did a loud yelp and she laughed at me

>>213578849
I am going to watch it on IMAX at the Waterfront

Every day I find myself more convinced NS is correct.

i miss her

>>213578850
good for him

>>213578836
pussio cope

>>213578906
Men are very desperate and not particularly picky

>>213578933
i assumed the made up story was supposed to be made up. i didn’t think you wanted us to believe it lol

>>213578773
paedo

>>213578933
Many were saying this 10 years ago
Many were saying this 20 years ago
Many were saying this 30 years ago
Nobody had to say this 40 years ago
Nobody had to say this 50 years ago
Nobody had to say this 60 years ago
Nobody had to say this 70 years ago
Nobody had to say this 80 years ago

Dumb fucking cunt

read 21 books this year. a disappointing return.

>>213578961
It happened. Not like I can prove it anyway, you'll just have to take my word lad

>>213578960
love those guys

lolpaki still posts here it seems

Jeffrey Epstein had this weird corpse art thing in his mansion

>>213578985
Not the same channel you FUCKING CUNT

the commiemong gimmick had legs because it was in opposition to the standard rorke views here
spamming about nazism doesn't have the same bite to it since we're all used to it

>>213578980
I still haven't read 1
tell me the best book you read
I'll read it
I promise
pinky swear
dick tips touching promise

>>213578778
jealous the cronem don't want her lard ahh

Specifically asked for a good thread and this is what you give me?

For shame

>>213578878
paedo

>William Luther Pierce couldn't convince his son
>John Tyndall couldn't convince his daughter
>The guy who runs Stormfront (Don Black?) got disowned by his son, who is now an antiracism activist
What hope do WNs have of convincing the wider public when they couldn't even convince their own children?

>>213578995
Never been a fan of dentil style cornicing.

>>213578980
I've read 4. Ask me what they were. Go, ask me

why do footballers marry such horrible women

She just isn't doing a thing with her life and has zero identity. She has no idea who she is, at age 25, which is so pathetic and disturbing. A pity she never grew up and craved independence. She could have her own place, be decorating it, doing decor hauls, change her pretend identity and put aside this ridiculous pretense of the perpetual schoolgirl, which she isn't. She could be driving and doing interesting daytrips and vlogs at bookstores or antique shops in her own corner of the world, instead of poorly covered sponsored trips with Mommy Dearest and having meltdowns every time she gets near too many people. So many opportunities, so much lost to her. Because at the end of the day, when she is 30 and tries to do vlogs like that, everyone else will still be far ahead of her, with their families, pets, homes, etc.. Already I see her being left in the dust by her peers. They are having relationships, independence, getting their own apartments, while she twirls, claws and mutters in front of a bunch of strangers on the other side of a camera. What an empty life.

>>213578951
get the labubus shagged

>>213578989
thought this was nige at first glance

>>213578995
The curtains match the temple.

>>213579001
i love them all

>>213579027
Don't know

>>213579003
this
it’s boring
commiemong despite the sociopathy had some original takes sometimes too.

>>213578850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA-oPaDz6bE
This nigga has good reactions

for me its siegeposting

>>213579055
blubbering and floundering

>>213579055
scroom

Anyone here have any advice on moving out? I'm approaching 30 now and sick of my parents and my woke sister.

I've got over 110k saved up could I buy somewhere decent? Just a decent flat or small house would be fine.
I take home about 2.2k per month, could I live on that?

I know that if I tell my parents they'll shoot the idea down so I need to be prepared.

>>213578989
GIWTWM kana is a right likkle minx

>>213579015
didn't hear you the first time

>>213579040
molestations have occurred in that very room

Roobz is on 940k subscribers
2025 might be the year she hit 1 million finally

SHE DESERVES IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
SHE DESERVES IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
SHE DESERVES IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
SHE DESERVES IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>213579055
kek

Bamber Boozler was my g

>>213579072
reckon jesus is ok with your severe porn addiction

Channels reporting explosions and air defence operations" in the "Rostov, Saratov, Ryazan regions of the Russian Federation

>>213579071
just leave the country
if family is not keeping you here just leave the country
what you are staying for work? don't
just leave the country

>>213579071
>my woke sister.
Give her a clip around the ears lad. Get the woke nonsense out of the family pronto. Nip it in the bud. Woke mind virus. GBNews Labubub Facebook marketplace affordable collectible toy gift ideas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiuPlEUbg6Y
Documentary about zesty wogs

>>213579046
he's lost all sense of humour and is completely deflated
nothing he comes up with is new anymore
just takes old gimmicks and rehashes them ad nauseam

christ is KING

catberge having a sippy drink

Feeling drukpilled and delirious.

>>213579122
jesus was a nigger mate

I know I'm encouraging his spamming when I post about ruby too but I can't help it we share an interest in mental ruby

so this is rorke

>>213579006
war and peace

SHINE ON YOU INCEL BASTARD

>>213579132
Christ is KANG

>>213579132
so what?

>>213579132
christ is KANG then

>>213579140
he looks like he's up for a scrap

>>213578849
Saw a trailer for it in the cinema, looked good x

>>213579140
new reports coming in that this is, indeed, rorke

>>213579083
She should do a collab with chunkz

>>213579117
why are you so sure he's doing it as a joke?
it's as you said, there's nothing humorous about the nazi takes, you see them all the time on 4chan anyways, which means it could be just his actual beliefs, which would put the commiemong posts under a new light as well, since those did seem like a gimmick

>>213579083
the race is on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYhXJaEbw7c

>>213579122
FAXXX

>>213579103
I'm not addicted tho

>>213579136
it's a coordinated discord
they'll spam regardless

>>213579127
they're so funny when they do things

Pink Floyd were peak post industrial wasteland music

Pure only fools and horses, deriliction and desperation vibes

salmon paste
soft cheese
cucumber
soft white bread
such a simple, quick, easy sandwich to make, and yet so delicious

>>213579028
feel sad for her

>>213579146
>>213579150

>>213579155
>this is, indeed, rorke
>he's blind
i believe it

>>213579162
you spam pics of pornstars and hentai tho you evil gooner

>>213579166
o, the catberge!
so gracefully doth he crest!

>>213579161
it's just a gimmick he's not real

>>213579071
why would your family not want you to move out

>>213578849
Defy what gods? All the gods except Poseidon liked him

What the fuck is happening

>from producer Jordan Peele
Jordan Peele has go away heat with me brother
Every single one of his films is shit

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>>213579213
you're in the middle of a meltdown

umm lads

>>213579184
I don't coom to the baddiedem

>>213579203
My parents are very protective/negative

>>213579166
>orange cat goes orange