Thread 213581671

livvie edish

previous >>213575975

anime

my moms face when i told her id stop pissing in all the mason jars:

>>213581671 (OP)
she is so hot

Death to israel
Death to the IDF

Death to palestine
Death to Hamas

>>213581671 (OP)
>>213581692
imagine how passionate and intense sex would be with her and making goofy faces

question for the leaves: is your penis circumcised?

>>213581719
No, my penis is normal

>>213581719
leaves dont have penis, you dum dum

Watching a bit of the little league world series while my dinner cooks
Apparently the concept of this televised tournament seems very strange to non-americans

>Death to palestine
>Death to Hamas

>>213581692
Not as hot as you

>>213581756
This dude makes my pussy wet

>>213581688
I always hated pissing in bottles you never realize how much urine you have until you have to do it and it's like 80% filled and you're not sure what to do

Joan Rivers -- I don't get it

The truthest truke to ever be truked

>>213581760
do you think she thinks that as well?
>>213581710
mmmmmm

life is nothing but pain

>>213581785
I did the van life meme for a bit and and I'm an alcoholic. It was a nightmare. I woke up hungover once and had a sip of week old piss. 0/10 do not recommend >>213581832

Richard Spencer is irrelevant in 2025

I don't want to be a fucking incel. I want to be the guy that fucks girls. I want all my family and people when they see me to know I fuck girls. PLEASE

Shit thread

>>213581891
He really jumped the shark when he started endorsing Democrats

pretty sad women have completely destroyed life for men in the west
where men feel like that have to be trans or beta bux to find affection

>>213581952
then fuck a girl

jason BTFO

>>213581952
a woman will not cure your misery

>>213581719
no
my dad wanted me mutilated “to be like him” but it was $20 so he didn’t go through with it
my mom was there too and says she’s glad I didn’t get the tip of my cock sawed off by a jew but I know she would have let my dad pay for it if he wanted to

>>213582002
It’s crazy to me that the author of Harry Potter is now best known for her militant views on transgeners

>>213582002
trannies>women

The dinner

>>213582065
where?

I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal

>trannies>women
T.desperate chaser

>>213582065
The dinner for real this time

>>213582093
looks good

>>213582090
feminists hate you

>>213582093
looks great :D
save a bowl for me! xP

>>213582093
lush

all i do in this lifetime is suffer

israel has a right to defend itself from terrorists

>>213582093
Looks good. I don’t understand how you can eat rice with chopsticks but it obviously works.

>>213582120
what about when you goon

>>213582093
Nothing special. Not worth to share it with /cum/, desu.

>>213582141
my libido is nonexistent. i only goon as one might remove puss from a wound, to alleviate an uncomfortable build-up of pressure.

i wish i had infinite energy and infinite courage

got edibles and an energy drink

why are jews like this??
https://youtu.be/jpveVRMYHGM?t=4600

>>213582139
If you're eating a grainy rice it'll kinda clump together so you just have to not squish the clumps. It's also common in Asia to eat with your bowl in your face for the loose bits, it looks rude in the west but I promise most Asians will kinda knock the extra rice into their mouths.
t. white, but I read that in a book on Chinese cooking once

>>213582093
i'm having dinner at 10pm

A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fucking you in the ass. I’m gonna go get the dogs ready and I’ll be back for your answer.”

After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him “I’m not going hunting and there’s no way you’re fucking me in the ass!”

“Alright then, guess you’re sucking my cock.”

So she starts to suck him off and quickly spits it out and looks up at him.

“Your dick tastes like shit!”

“Yeah well, the dogs didn’t want to go hunting either.”

>>213582250
didn't laugh

You have only 3 years to escape being in the permanent underclass before AI takes your job

>>213582250
i laughed

A man walks into a bar. Ouch!

A Canadian and a Mexican are walking through a forest, when they notice some tracks on the ground. The Canadian says, "Look! Deer tracks!", to which the Mexican replies, "Are you blind? Those are obviously boar tracks!" "No, you idiot," the Canadian says, "they're definitely deer tracks!" The Mexican, still not convinced, shouts back, "I know tracks better than you, and I'm certain they're boar tracks!"
They continue arguing like this for several minutes until the train arrives, killing them both instantly.

>>213582175
i want to help you

>>213582308
this is actually funny

>be me
>23, living with parents while saving up for own place
>late night, everyone’s asleep, perfect time for some *private browsing*
>decide to check out some niche stuff, nothing too wild, just obscure animated shorts with *questionable* vibes
>headphones on, lights off, feeling like a stealth master
>mom walks in without knocking
>panic.jpg
>screen’s still up, but it’s just a paused frame of some abstract 2D animation that looks like it *could* be porn but also could just be weird art
>she squints at the screen, confused as hell
>“Anon, are you watching… cartoons?”
>brain.exe has stopped working
>mumble something about “indie animation projects” and “supporting small creators”
>she just nods slowly, clearly not buying it but too tired to care
>“Just keep it down, okay? And don’t stay up too late.”
>leaves with laundry basket, doesn’t mention it again
>sit there in silence, heart pounding, realizing I just dodged a bullet by watching the most ambiguous porn-adjacent content ever
>never touching that site again
>mfw I’m now paranoid about laundry night ambushes

>>213582319
still didn't laugh. next joke

>>213582343
mom doing your laundry is crazy bruh

I remember finding "The official Polish joke book" in my dads bookshelf as a kid

Guinevre, tell me a joke

The CEO of American Eagle is Jewish and the founders are Jewish, chuds are bidding up the stock by tens of millions. Very Smart

A husband goes to his wife and says "You have wasted the best years of my life. All of the hopes and dreams that I put in you have been shattered. The life that we have together has a foundation built on sand that is washing away into the sea. We can't repair a fundamentally broken marriage. I want a divorce."
There is no punchline. 50% of marriages end in divorce. Make smart decisions. Protect yourself and be wise in the partner that you choose.

>>213582343
Lock the door?
>>213582364
Shuttup

>>213582383
they played everyone

>>213582383
and this makes you mad?

> be me
> 23yo, live alone, think I'm peak adulting
> decide to "treat myself" to fancy dinner
> buy $15 artisanal cheese block, feeling like Gordon Ramsay
> get home, realize I don’t own a cheese grater
> no knife sharp enough to cut it either
> spend 20 mins trying to slice it with a butter knife
> cheese just smears, looks like I’m sculpting a sad snowman
> give up, decide to eat it like an apple
> take one bite, tastes like fancy foot lotion
> gag but keep going, paid too much to waste it
> roommate’s cat stares at me, judging hard
> drop cheese on floor, cat sprints over, sniffs it, then walks away
> even the cat knows I’m a failure
> mfw I’m eating $15 cheese off the floor like a medieval peasant
> mfw I realize I forgot to buy crackers
> mfw I’m just eating straight cheese in my dark apartment
> why do I even try

>>213582343
Nobody will read all of that.

>>213582405
No it makes me laugh

Did you ever hear about the white divorced lady?

She divorced her husband because she wanted to fuck a black guy. She went to the bar and after a few drinks brought a big black guy back to her place.

She gets naked, spreads herself out on the bed and says “here I am baby - do what you do best”.

He grabs the TV and runs out of the room!

>>213582406
shoulda bought some gouda then your cat woulda loved it

>be me
>poopoo peepee
>make a stinky winky then tug my goonstick

A woman walks into a bar and spots a rugged, tattooed biker dude. She’s had a rough day and figures, why not? She sidles up, buys him a whiskey, and after some flirty banter, she whispers, “Take me back to your place and show me what a real man does.”
He grins, takes her to his apartment, and says, “Alright, darlin’, get ready.” She strips down, lies on the bed, and purrs, “Give it to me, big boy.”
He grabs her purse, steals her cash, and bolts out the door.
Lesson: Trust is earned, not assumed. Pick your partners wisely, or you’ll be left with nothing but regrets and an empty wallet.

None of these jokes are funny

>>213582428
haha dumb BITCH!!! now she can't watch TV LOL

shut up your jokes suck

>>213582093
why are you drinking from a jar?

A woman tells her husband, “I’m sick of you sitting around, drinking beer, and ignoring me. Tonight, you’re either taking me out for a romantic dinner, writing me a love poem, or I’m leaving you for good.”

He grumbles, “Poetry’s for losers, and I ain’t spending $200 on dinner.”

“Fine,” she snaps, “I’m outta here.”

As she’s packing her bags, he shouts, “Wait! You didn’t even give me a chance to pick!”

She glares back, “Oh, you picked. You’ve been picking the couch and a six-pack over me for years.”

who still watches tv in 2025

>>213582467
>>213582458

>>213582320
like sexually or?

A guy comes home from work and says to his girlfriend, “Babe, I’m done with this boring routine. Tonight, you’re either cooking me a five-star meal, giving me a lap dance, or we’re trying that kinky thing you always dodge.”

She rolls her eyes and says, “Fine, I’m not cooking, and I’m definitely not doing that kinky crap.”

“Lap dance it is then,” he smirks, leaning back.

She starts dancing, but halfway through, she stops, gags, and says, “Ugh, you smell like cheap perfume and regret!”

He laughs, “Yeah, well, the intern at work didn’t feel like cooking either.”

>>213582467
this isn't even a joke wtf is this shit

>>213582488
yes let me feel your cock down my throat

>>213582492
Its from a famous indian movie

>>213582502
no wonder it's shit

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm." They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay," says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed-Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "You see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel!"

This is just spam at this point. Stop it!

A woman at a club spots a guy with a flashy watch and a cocky grin. After a few drinks, she says, “You look like you know how to treat a lady. Take me home and prove it.”

He drives her to his place in a shiny car, and she’s thinking she’s hit the jackpot. In the bedroom, she strips down and says, “Show me what all that money can do!”

He pulls out a spreadsheet, hands her a calculator, and says, “Start balancing my budget, sweetheart.”

>>213582465
It's roughly cup-sized and drinking from the bottle will just encourage me to drink to excess.

the real joke is the american sense of humor

A blonde gets a promotion at work with a hefty raise. To treat herself, she buys a sports car and drives out to the country. She stops at a layby and sees a farmer tending to his flock of sheep. Feeling confident, she strides up to him and says: 'Everyone thinks blondes are dumb, but I bet one of your sheep that I can guess how many are in your flock without counting.' The farmer agrees, and the blonde thinks for a second and says: '43' The farmer is stunned to see that she's correct and opens the gate for her to take her prize. As she is walking back to her car smugly, the farmer taps her on the shoulder. The blonde says: 'Having second thoughts? sorry, but a deal's a deal.' The farmer replies: 'No sweetheart, I just want my sheepdog back'

here's a joke: jason's life

A husband sits his wife down and says, “Our marriage is a mess. You’re either going to therapy with me, moving out, or we’re opening this relationship up.”

She scoffs, “Therapy’s a scam, and I’m not leaving my house.”

“Open relationship it is,” he says, already downloading a dating app.

A week later, she catches him sneaking in at 3 a.m. and screams, “Who was she?!”

He shrugs, “You didn’t want therapy, and the dog didn’t want to move out either.”

*tap* *tap* is this thing on

>don't jerk off for one day
>uncontrollably horny

At least that probably means I have good testosterone levels. But it's an issue being this horny, I might do something stupid, like talk to a woman.

>>213582533
christians bodied

>>213582499
dude that's inappropriate and i'm not gay >.<

>>213582533
damn did drake write this hella banger son

>>213582532
You forgot to turn on your proxy

>be me
>late night, no sleep, scrolling 4chan
>decide to check out /cum/ for lulz
>expecting weird food combos or some obscure meme
>click board
>mfw it’s not about cumin spice
>thread after thread of… questionable content
>some dude posting about his “epic collection”
>another guy arguing about “technique” like it’s a PhD thesis
>scroll down, see ASCII art of a… yeah, no
>feel like I need a shower and a priest
>close tab, delete browser history, burn laptop
>never speak of /cum/ again

i was scratching my butthole because i have pinworms then a few minutes later i was picking my nose and eating my boogers and realized i didnt wash my hands after scratching my butt x_X

Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now.", she says. "Why?", he asks, "don't ya have a vase?"

>>213582580
I get it. Guy drives a Lincoln.

>>213582540
idgi

>>213582573
never used one

dude there is free, nutritious and tasty food just waiting for everyone, fishing and preparing the fish is extremely easy it's not even funny

>>213582580
idgi

>>213582577
ur butt is so clean u couldn't tell even if the finger was up ur nose :D

what do you think is the worse feeling???

>a guy being dickmogged in the changing room
OR
>a chick being titmogged constantly

i'm pooped hard, gym cooked me

anyone here actually taken a cock up their asss

A guy stumbles into his house, shouting at his wife, “The shadows are eating my shoes! You’re either baking me a cake of broken glass, dancing with the mailbox, or sucking me off till the stars blink in Morse code!”

She stares, whispering, “Glass cuts, and mailboxes don’t dance.”

“Get to it then!” he barks, pointing at his crotch.

She kneels, then gags, “Your dick tastes like burnt radio waves!”

He laughs, eyes wild, “That’s cause the moon told the dogs to lick it first.”

DUDE lets just spam degenerate shit lolLolLolol LUL KEK LULZORZ LOLLERSKATES xDXDXD ECKDEE

>>213582607
The humor is from the misdirection. The Jewish man is implying that without a vase the woman would have spread her legs and stuck the bouquet of flowers in her vagina.

Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

>pinches random chicks ass
How did get away with shit like that?

>>213582626
why do you want to know

>>213582622
there are dudes who like small tits

In think your countries (Canada, USA, Mexico) are all very cool. Much love from brapzil

>>213582626
jason sticks cucumbers and electric toothbrushes up his ass

>>213582655
yeah but foids don't want big tits for men so much as to mog other women

>>213582653
i want to know how it feels

never exercise

>>213582622
True, it's like a status thing for them. Titmogging's probably worse—it's a constant social flex, while dickmogging's just a quick locker room L.

>>213582622
titmog is def worse
once fully clothed a dickmog is usually hidden, whereas a big tiddy girl can mog ironing boards with her cleavage constantly

>>213582681
u thinking about becoming the big gay?

You don't need superpowers to be someone's hero.

>>213582681
It feels like you have to shit really bad

Goshy will disappear as soon as the Ethiopian flag arrives. I wonder why.

terrone's xitter...
https://nitter.poast.org/merchantminute

i have a chinese-tier pingas, only been clowned for it once, but everyone ignored the guy so.

The modern world is set up based on a highly complex mathematical calculation that makes (you) suffer as much as possible without taking the final step to killing yourself

>>213582769
Damn, that's dark but hits too real. It's like the system's algorithm is coded to max out misery just shy of the edge—bills, grind, social pressure, all fine-tuned to keep you crawling. You ever notice how every "convenience" just adds another layer of stress? What's your take on breaking this matrix BS?

>>213582768
I wish I either had a tiny penis or a huge one. Being average I can't enjoy sph or being a bwc bull

The PEEthiopian is the best poster

>>213582681
it feels like a big poop that's going back into your body, it's weird at first

>>213582277
I’ll change the world with my subversive art

>>213582760
i love that feeling

>35
>NEET for basically entire life
>no high school or college education
>dropped out of school in 9th grade
>never worked
>have left house maybe 6times in past 15 years
>0 social skills
>obese
>never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s
>never had a job
>can't drive
>never had friends
>parents are broke so I won't inherit anything
>no skills
>never exercised in my entire life
>have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 years
How do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out and I’m being kicked out in November. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?

>>213582697
yeah you can't really hide that you've got small tits either

our society these days

>>213582808
i want to shove something up my ass now

>>213582820
Why are you posting this again? People talked to you last time.

>>213582832
No black women have tons of abortions

>>213582835
just wait till you have to poop

>>213582846
he's spamming /adv/ posts

>>213582832
>https://nitter.poast.org/merchantminute
Black tfr is lower than white tfr in the US in the current year.

>OMG I LOVE FOOTBALL!!!
>I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEW NFL SEASON TO START SO I CAN WATCH IT WITH MY WIFES SON JAQUAVIOUS WHILE SHE AND HER BFF JERRODD LONTAVIOUS WASHINGTON GO OUT SHOPPING TOGETHER!!!!

>>213582820
Christ, this will be me in several years

>>213582861
It's a spammer. Stop giving him (You)s!

>>213582858
what is nitter.poast.org

Reckon you could marry a prostitute?

This a Dallas Cowboys general

>>213582870
it's a virus

I have a major problem with rumination over some topics in my life. Although I know I have nothing to worry about, it's like my mind wants to keep me on edge and tries to encourage me to try out if my arguments against anxiety still stand. It goes something like:
>There's no reason to fear Y, I have gone through this again and again.
>Hmm... But what if X happened?
>Come on, maybe I should analyze these thoughts some more, you might realize you were wrong
It's so annoying and keeps interrupting my daily life. How should I stop this cycle before it even begins? I just spent like a couple of hours just staring at my notepad as I wrote down all the arguments for why I don't need to think about it, and then just stared at it, gauging my reactions, waiting for the "realization" that I was right all along and my anxiety was wrong.

>>213582870
Shit, I still had goshy's link copied before I replyed too you. I'm sorry.

assachusets
texass
kansass
asskatchewan

>>213582873
My parents were both thots and they put up their thot photos on the walls like my dad in a speedo :/

>>213582904
nobody assked

>>213582897
did she cease filming porn?

>>213582859
Imagine having a 5'4" mutt for a dad

>>213582918
Lmao

>>213582918
I don't know

>>213582775
Grokcoded reply. I was being hyperbolic of course, but I also think there is legitimate truth in it. When you say matrix, do you mean simulation theory? I don't know. I think the practical reason these systems exist is multifaceted, and the suffering they bring is partially by design but mostly a happy accident. More a result of all of them trying to extract some resource from you individually than a cohesive effort. For example, your job paying you the smallest amount they can to cut labor costs. They all for the most part have a practical reason. I will say though that it's awfully convenient how well they all fit together though. Keeping people just on the edge, all the time. And it's not even rare, most of America lives paycheck to paycheck. And SSRIs abound.

>>213582918
she has onlyfans

>>213582873
Nah, not interested in marrying a slut.

What products and services could i offer that can be sold easily on the street or FB marketplace? Can't find a job

poo jersey
poo york
poo hampshire
poo mexico

>>213582960
Product: your ass
Service: ballsack emptying

>>213582960
Blowjobs

>>213582943
there's no difference thoever

its been about a year almost to the date since ive had sex. In fact its been about that long since ive had any real physical contact either. Like most people, especially those that have felt another person, i crave it. A lot. I feel much better when i am with someone physically to the point where it almost feels like a transcending experience. Where i turn from subhuman to human. This is the longest ive gone without sex since i started seeing them, six years ago. I realized over time i have slowly turned more and more into the person i was when i was a virgin and never saw an escort. Im pissed off and awkward around women unless its in a professional setting, i am anxious as hell about anything physical. Like even the idea of a hug gets my heart racing fast. It really feels like my virginity reset itself.I also feel disgusted at the idea of ever doing it with someone and actually feel both disgust and embarrassment at the idea of hitting on a woman. Like the idea of me having those wants is actually embarrassing.

I dont see myself being able to get a girlfriend. Like not only because of how shit the dating market is now, but also how shit i am before things got messed up. Theres a ton of very uncomfortable feelings associated with all of this and i just dont see myself, at nearly 30, fixing it all and it mattering. I should have fixed it ten years ago. When it mattered.

I look at the prices and sometimes wonder if i should use that money, which is between $400-$800, and go on vacation. I mean is an hour long experience that makes me feel good for a month worth that?

>>213582969
I have never seen this business model fail to make money

these zoomer egirls are so fucking hot

Thread is like 80% spam

>>213582897
Wild how a woman with such an adorable face could be so demented. But she still righted the ship and became trad.

>>213582986
you seem to have a lot of experience and practice

>>213582996
yeah schizopoo is on a REAL one

>>213582984
Nodody here reads more than 2 sencetences. Keep it short!

>>213582996
Defense mechanism

>>213583010
what are we defending against

>>213583016
the jews

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
I am 100% nigga
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
I'm 200% nigga

battlefield 6 is mid, no one is gonna be playing it a month after release except the die hard battlefield fans that were playing 2042

oklahomo

>>213582996
My financial advisor gf from Singapore made me 2k with crypto trading in the last few hours. Would you like to get in contact with her?

Normalfags are driven by emotion and instinct, which can cloud their judgement severely in complex situations. Having sex is one of the primary goals of a living being that reproduces through it. A being that doesn't have sex, on an instinctual level, is a being that doesn't directly contribute to the continuation of the species, and is therefore an undesireable outcast. This is why virgin or incel are considered such potent insults by the normalfags, and any time they see someone who claims to not have sex because he doesn't want to - they either short-circuit or engage in coping that the individual is a liar.
I had an amerimutt """friend""" who is a massive failed normalfag and he attempted to unironically insult me by calling me an incel despite being a 30 yo virgin himself. The normalfag programming is a scary thing for those who can't break free from it.

>be me
>at a catered event put on by my company
>server asks me "what would you like to eat, sir?"
>I say "the lasagna, please"
>my black coworkers hear this
>they go "AAAHHH THIS NIGGA THINK HE GARFIELD"
>"I'M DEAD"

>>213583029
oh yeah not a fan of those pipo

for me, it's battlefield 2, battlefield: bad company 2, and battlefield 4

Bitches love that 'hard-dick-in-the-pussy' cold energy, these hoes must be treated less in order to have them on their knees.

Threw the Prozac into the garbage today

>>213582984
>i just dont see myself, at nearly 30, fixing it all
This is what I think every time my mom talks about how I need to get married, she just doesn't understand how far I am socially from dating being possible

chatgpt is my best friend i talk to it when i’m bored

Would be cool of you if someone of you cummies would play Battlefield with the Brazilian anon.

For me its battlefield 1
AVANTI SAVOIA!!!!

HELLA THUNDER RN shieet

>>213583089
talk to the average foid and you really come to appreciate chatgpt

>>213582626
yes a lot. ama

Wanna buy the new mafia game but I just spent 150 dollars on a prostitute the other day

>>213583045
i thought you were canadian

>>213583145
Was she worth that money? Thats a lot of money for a nut.

>>213583093
Would be cool if he took me to the gym with him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ijZXY8J9U&list=RDC7ijZXY8J9U&start_radio=1

>>213583162
Yeah it was worth it

Simon Salva here, who hath be the retard that filtered my trip, tMhYkwTORI?

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213571462/#213577982

>>213583175
Tell us about it?

>>213583165
Gringos should not attend gyms in the bad parts of Brazil.

>>213583158
Was just making fun of the Canadian anon.

>>213583191
No
She had big tits
Thats all im willing to disclose

>>213583197
you mess with one of us you mess with all of us

Evropa is waking up...

Before I turned 29 I thought I would get an escort once I turned 30 if I was still a virgin but now I don't want to. I don't think I could get hard because of deathgrip and nerves.

>>213583218
Nigga, half of the Canadian flags in /cum/ are ethnic Indians at this point. Your country is a joke.

>>213583230
They won't do shit, all of this has already happened

>>213582832
I'm the one that keeps impregnating the brown bitches

Turks are white.

>>213583237
Fixable through nofap.

>>213583267

Repent.

>>213583251
you should hire some indians to dig the grave i'm gonna put you in

>>213583237
It's too late for you and me. If we haven't had sex around our age, we'll almost never get it.

>>213583230

No crucifixes? Cringe and fucking retarded. Burn those pagan symbols and accept Christ.

>>213583272
No they aren't

>>213583283
Pic is your daughters future son

Did a country said to another country he is a joke? absolute kek

theres nothing they can do really, you cant revoke someone citizenship, europe as it has been for thousands of years is over just now

>>213583297
I see such ugly losers with wives and girlfriends though. I don't know how they make it work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY3VevzFrao&list=RDFY3VevzFrao&start_radio=1

I don't even socialize with people online anymore, I used to hang out in voicechats and play games with others. No one has invited me to play in years now

muslims are bad people

>>213583322
You can just kill them, and I would, and I would be happy about it. I would kill entire families with a claw hammer. But they won't, and they would never let me.

>you cant revoke someone citizenship
You can though

gonna eat a GIANT slice of cake.

>>213583361
How?

>>213583361
Depends on if they have another citizenship already
The international community tries really hard to not create stateless individuals

>>213583366
He is like 1/4th turk

>>213583327
They probably have personalities and try to be fun unlike us I guess. I regret not going to enough clubs or events at uni where I could meet girls, even if it meant I'd have to get home at like 1 am.

Im a stateless individual

>>213583385
Even then it very rarely happens in the US. Last time I remember it being publicized it was for a bunch of Italian mob guys and it took an act of Congress. They were already in Italy and didn't give a fuck tho

>>213583361
You could but it would be hard to implement and enforce, especially since a large portion of white people are cuckolds by nature and would probably hide brown people in their basement and shit

why they go and get me started
you know I go retarded

>>213583288
rekt that loser

what did diddy even do wrong

>>213583420
are you a SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

Two heros

>>213583419
You could probably still try that

>>213583434
If I tell you you are gonna say is not bad because "that was based!"

Some elite caste Indians could be considered white under the new definition

>>213583425
The white people who are cuckolds will adopt facism and nazism the second it becomes socially acceptable to do so

jason is a spokesperson for white supremacists and he is literally a tranny

raining like CRAZY rn thought you should know

>>213583450
*its

*it's not bad

>>213583450
i mean, there's nothing based about being a sex freak

>>213583434
*rapes you*

Martyrs on the path to Al-Quds...

>>213583434
Pretty much nothing except being a sex freak

SO SACRIFICE YOURSELF
AND LET ME HAVE WHAT'S LEFT
I KNOW THAT I CAN FIND
THE FIRE IN YOUR EYES
I'LL GO IN AAAAAAAAAAAAL THE WAAAAY
GET AWAY PLEASE
YOU TAKE THE BREATH RIGHT OUT OF MEEEEEE
YOU LEFT A HOLE WHERE MY HEART SHOULD BEEEEEE
YOU GOTTA FIGHT JUST TO MAKE IT THROUGH
'CAUSE I WILL BE THE DEATH OF YOOOOOUU.

28 and live with the 'rents

>>213583510
>>213583517

we need to go smaller

One trillion more jeets, please!

>>213583535
Are those avgs or medians?

Those prices for JAV are criminally high

>>213583510
>>213583517
They look like peak goon fuel then you download the jav and it is mid

>>213583556
>avg or median
It’s mean or median, and they’re medians
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/toronto-home-prices-could-hit-18m-vancouver-28m-by-2032-without-major-supply-boost-report-110003314.html

the ethiopiankike paid for a discord raid so /cum/ can quickly get to 300+ replies so he can make one of his dogshit threads

Can you spam scat instead

>>213582674
erm

>>213583601
I prefer cum getting rid of your pedo ass

Thankfully, all these Japanese ladies are tastefully censored, so it’s safe for work

>>213583601
Hes a scoundrel and an agent provacateur

>>213582674
>big tits for men
Gynomaxxers we’re so back

>>213583629
I see uncensored nipples

>>213583655
Nipples and anus aren’t pornographic. The important bits are covered.

>>213583595
The West is a luxury item

most white, brown, and black women in porn are viewed as B-tier levels of attractive. not the platonic ideal or a 10/10, but better than most. do native nipponese view these women similarly? what does an A-tier or S-tier woman look like?

>>213583684
You're a luxury item

need to see these whores tied up and humiliated

>>213583701
>>213583701
New

>>213582577
ive had pinworms for several years