If you're below 6 feet in your cuntree, why the FUCK aren't you dwarfmaxxing? Get swole, wide, and hairy. NOW!

>>213583474 (OP)
on it, boss
we hobbitmaxxing in this crib

>>213583474 (OP)
I am doing the *other* dwarfmaxxing with blood sacrifices and unholy mutations

>>213583539
Fuck yeah. Slap some minoxidil on there to get some more volume. Work on that beard too.

>>213583560
Slovenia, quirky as usual, love to fucking see it. Be prepared to move onto human blood sacrifices when you best see fit.

>>213583573
nah
we're not really a hairy people in general, and i look better without a beard

>>213583628
Human blood-sacrifices are par for the course for Chaos Dwarfs

I'm already ottermaxxing sry dawibro

And you have my bow

>>213583671
Get the fuck out my thread.

>>213583474 (OP)
Dwarfmaxxing is a masculine gaze meme, women think short guys are cute and think short fat and hairy is gross

>>213583854
>Basing your identity entirely on what women think
NGMI.

seven rings for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone

you say dwarf thread but all i see here are hobbits

>>213584097
Impressive, those calves are looking quite strong.

>>213584125
bitch ahh stupid ahh yellow ahh zipperhead nigga

>>213584222
you look like you bottom for elven men shorty

>>213583474 (OP)
laughs in 6 foot 2
It's the only thing going for me

>>213583474 (OP)
What if tall guys decide to dwarfmaxx too what then

>>213584258
yeah but I got trips

>>213584274
Oh you've got such a beautiful smile Colin

>>213584302
Well then they aren't fucking dwarves.

I'm 5'7 and hairy as fuck with a full beard, but I don't like working out.

>>213584396
Just eat and get a dad bod.

>>213584410
How does this look like? I can't find pictures of real people with normal clothes who dwarfmaxxed.

>>213584512
Well, famous voice actor Joshua Tomar is basically a quasi-dwarf and he looks like this. Full commitment just looks like an actual dwarf.

>>213584700
Nah. Long beards like that are ugly unless you can grow some nice hair for the hippie look. I prefer Nicholas II

>>213584784
Alright well that's not a dwarf beard then. Sorry.