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Anonymous United States No.213583474 [Report] >>213583539 >>213583560 >>213583854 >>213584274 >>213584302
If you're below 6 feet in your cuntree, why the FUCK aren't you dwarfmaxxing? Get swole, wide, and hairy. NOW!
Anonymous Malaysia No.213583539 [Report] >>213583573
>>213583474 (OP)
on it, boss
we hobbitmaxxing in this crib
Anonymous Slovenia No.213583560 [Report] >>213583628
>>213583474 (OP)
I am doing the *other* dwarfmaxxing with blood sacrifices and unholy mutations
Anonymous United States No.213583573 [Report] >>213583630
>>213583539
Fuck yeah. Slap some minoxidil on there to get some more volume. Work on that beard too.
Anonymous United States No.213583628 [Report] >>213583648
>>213583560
Slovenia, quirky as usual, love to fucking see it. Be prepared to move onto human blood sacrifices when you best see fit.
Anonymous Malaysia No.213583630 [Report]
>>213583573
nah
we're not really a hairy people in general, and i look better without a beard
Anonymous Slovenia No.213583648 [Report]
>>213583628
Human blood-sacrifices are par for the course for Chaos Dwarfs
Anonymous Germany No.213583671 [Report] >>213583751
I'm already ottermaxxing sry dawibro
Anonymous Germany No.213583704 [Report]
And you have my bow
Anonymous United States No.213583751 [Report]
>>213583671
Get the fuck out my thread.
Anonymous Poland No.213583854 [Report] >>213583918
>>213583474 (OP)
Dwarfmaxxing is a masculine gaze meme, women think short guys are cute and think short fat and hairy is gross
Anonymous United States No.213583918 [Report]
>>213583854
>Basing your identity entirely on what women think
NGMI.
Anonymous Ireland No.213584097 [Report] >>213584159
seven rings for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Anonymous South Korea No.213584125 [Report] >>213584222
you say dwarf thread but all i see here are hobbits
Anonymous United States No.213584159 [Report]
>>213584097
Impressive, those calves are looking quite strong.
Anonymous Ireland No.213584222 [Report] >>213584258
>>213584125
bitch ahh stupid ahh yellow ahh zipperhead nigga
Anonymous South Korea No.213584258 [Report] >>213584321
>>213584222
you look like you bottom for elven men shorty
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213584274 [Report] >>213584322
>>213583474 (OP)
laughs in 6 foot 2
It's the only thing going for me
Anonymous Poland No.213584302 [Report] >>213584360
>>213583474 (OP)
What if tall guys decide to dwarfmaxx too what then
Anonymous Ireland No.213584321 [Report]
>>213584258
yeah but I got trips
Anonymous Germany No.213584322 [Report]
>>213584274
Oh you've got such a beautiful smile Colin
Anonymous United States No.213584360 [Report]
>>213584302
Well then they aren't fucking dwarves.
Anonymous Brazil No.213584396 [Report] >>213584410
I'm 5'7 and hairy as fuck with a full beard, but I don't like working out.
Anonymous United States No.213584410 [Report] >>213584512
>>213584396
Just eat and get a dad bod.
Anonymous Brazil No.213584512 [Report] >>213584700
>>213584410
How does this look like? I can't find pictures of real people with normal clothes who dwarfmaxxed.
Anonymous United States No.213584700 [Report] >>213584784
>>213584512
Well, famous voice actor Joshua Tomar is basically a quasi-dwarf and he looks like this. Full commitment just looks like an actual dwarf.
Anonymous Brazil No.213584784 [Report] >>213585310
>>213584700
Nah. Long beards like that are ugly unless you can grow some nice hair for the hippie look. I prefer Nicholas II
Anonymous United States No.213585310 [Report]
>>213584784
Alright well that's not a dwarf beard then. Sorry.