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>>213581671Japan edition
dreadful gimmick brought over from brit after he got banned
why did the other thread need to die
who posted personally identifiable information
where is jason's credit card number
>>213583727Is Adam playing with his dollies in /cum/ now
Of course my threads always get ruined by spammers and autists
The United States is truly a blessed nation
>>213583779Ellen Kung Pao chicken
>>213583779>Hire more as long as they work well
>>213583774Death to america
Death to israel
A curse upon the jews
Islam will win
>296
go back to the previous thread
>>213583763ugly. looks like a dude. why are poc so disgustingly hideous. srs question
>>213583779Posting ages old screenshots
>>213583780go argue with it
>>213583780LOL I like how the PBS logo comes up as a source, as though theyโre endorsing that answer
>>213583794Stop being cringe, cringe-lord
>>213583721You know people acted like Russia was a near peer with the US before the Ukraine war. I feel like China would be the same.
Also nothing ever happens. No country on this planet is willing to risk a nuclear exchange.
>>213583802cry more, incel! your days are NUMBERED
>>213583797fuck off jason you literally jack off to little boys and trannies
Foolish of Putin to be negotiating when Russia has completely won. If the Jewish/US/Ukrainian side was in Putin's position they would demand full capitulation, subject the Russian people to the Versailles treatment and put the whole Russian leadership on a televised trial.
>>213583779Give them hookers n blow if they are employee of the month
I tried to tell you in the night
That with a girl like you I could do without guided tours
You tried to tell me in the day
That your leading exports were textiles and iron ore
Started liking anime again. Iโm cooked
>>213583835How did that work out against WW1 Germany?
two jobs reached out to me and want to phone interview tomorrow an hour apart im hyperventilating in fear rn and gonna hve a heart attack FUCK i want a job so bad but i get terrible fear and anxiety during the interview and onboarding process
>>213583856Just say you give amazing blowjobs. They'll get the message.
>>213583856>onboardingWeโre going to have to circle back on that sort of offensive language thatโs evocative of the transatlantic slave trade
>>213583856Prepare for the common questions and think about some achievements you can confidently name when asked
Job interview tomorrow. I'm moving up in the world.
>>213583842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0
Penis inspection tomorrow. GOODBYE R9K
motherberg didnโt pay the water bill so now i have to defecate into a target bag
>>213583909you're gonna FAIL penis inspection day?? come on bro...
>>213583909i actually got my ballsack inspected by a female doctor once. was very uncomfortable.
anon having a panic attack over talking to people
that's gonna be a big "yikes" from me hombre
>>213583898wtf, Enya played anime music? my world has come apart!
>>213583927did you get a bonerrino?
actually now that i think about it, it wasn't "once". that same doctor did the same thing a few weeks later.
>>213583942no, i was so uncomfortable, my dick shriveled up like a raisin.
Why can't we all just get along?
>>213583927Was she an old woman?
>>213583960>wenext question
>>213583970eh 40s 50s something like that.
You know, the Jews, they made the whole Hollywood blockbuster thing happen. Without them we'd all be watching French and German art movies, even most Japanese and Italian cinema derives from Hollywood and the Jews that made it.
fyfk
md5: 7429f5c7f3b5944243e13f24bb77ad4a
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> called "jizz lane"
> sexual predator
script writers getting lazy
i had my little ass dick n balls inspected by a female doctor when i was 6 or 7 because i kept getting rashes. and another time i came out of surgery and a nurse took the blanket off of me and my penis was hanging out of the gown
>>213583927Went to have my balls checked a couple years ago cause one was swollen and they asked me if im sexually active and i said no
When the doctor left the room the nurse asked me โjust in case you were uncomfortable, are you really not sexually active?โ with a perplexed look on her face and seemed surprised when i still said no but she seemed to relent
bunch of female doctors and nurses kept spreading my dickhead to see if it was inflamed or anything, also had to get my nutsack ultrasounded like i was mpreg or something, that was the only uncomfortable part
>>213583927One time I went to a walk-in clinic to get some meds for strep throat, and the gay Asian twink doctor insisted on doing some sort of vas deferens inspection through groping my balls. He said it was some kind of provincial program for young men in my age group to check everyone, but it seemed a bit sus
>>213584023>Pete Booty Judge the sodomite
i thought women couldn't be sexual predators
christ I forgot i have a funeral that i have to run the sound system and recording for right before the two phone interviews
Lovely fucking life!
>>213584032I was having pain in my testicle one time, and just saying I was very sexually active at that time. Had a girlfriend and was banging sloots on the side. The doctor asked me the same. They asked "how many partners" if took me a moment to think and I asked over what time period cuz I was really running thru hoes then. Anyway after I said the number she gave me a look and said "how many homosexual partners" and I went home and cried after. Balls are fine so that's good.
>>213584023>It's definitely Jimmy Pedostein! I can tell before the episode is even over
what do you even do in this situation
surely you just neck it
Keir Starmer gets ratioed on every post on X
>>213584078Based yugo doctor
>>213584108I would simply appeal my conviction and be released
>>213584078One time I wanted to get an STI test after my (by that time ex-)girlfriend cheated on me, but where I live, theyโll only test for certain diseases if youโre gay. I really wanted to get the full slate tested just to be certain, and Iโm sure the doctor thought I was a secret fag who wasnโt willing to admit it. He gave me a really funny look.
>>213584119This was in US, i don't think they would ask you that here. Doctors may catch a beating.
>>213584129>appeal denied
>>213584135Wasn't the yugo wars caused by some Serbian guy shoving a bottle up his ass?
>>213584131Christ that's even worse. What will they only test for if you're gay? Aids? Couldn't you have just said you're an intravenous drug user or?
>>213584108Kind of ridiculous that one can get hit with both murder and attempted murder for a successful murder. Isnโt the spirit of attempted murder law for if itโs unsuccessful? Seems to get into double jeopardy territory.
>>213584143I'm not Serbian but allegedly some Albanian did it. Although admittedly the circumstances seem; well a bit odd to say the least.
>>213584032>also had to get my nutsack ultrasoundedI've done that a couple times. Wasn't nearly as bad as the hand inspection. The gel they rub on you is kinda gross but at least you're lying down.
>trannies are sexual predators
>jason is a tranny
>jason is a sexual predator
>>213584143BACK UP BACK UP
WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW
>>213584108>2114Can't imagine what the world will look like at that point
im a stupid retarded idiot chud
>>213584147I canโt remember which, but like half of them are only tested if youโre gay. A few that come to mind are HIV, syphilis, and I think even herpes.
Tokyo is a feast for guys who don't have yellow fever. The women who move to Tokyo are hot and educated. Whether your flavor is ebony, white, or latinx you can get whatever you want there. The Japanese men are afraid to talk to them, and most of other foreign guys are too busy chasing slitty.
I'm the left wing version of a chud.
>>213584183the common people of ethiopia will have invaded your manor and turned it into a jenkem den and your great grandchildren (you suddenly wanted kids at 50 despite still being gay) will be living an upper middle class lifestyle in china
>>213584181>Keep rollin rollin rollin
bossmanjack deleted his general channel again :/
I told myself I would end my porn addiction. But after the JAV dump last thread I already want to pump my hand pussy
>>213584199we still just call ourselves chuds
>>213584199A person who lives in Logan Square?
>>2135842294chanx + werk tyme + filters
increases 4chan's quality tenfold
>>213584229jav sucks dude dont fuck your fist because of some chopped asian huzz
>>213584195Would probably be cool to temporarily move to an IQ shredder zone like Singapore or Dubai, pick up a top tier white wife (who has a PhD or something, not there as a prostitute), and then convince her to come back with you
>>213584252niggas be like
>my name is jethro
>>213584192They should always test for syphilis because of the severity. Aids is pretty hard to catch from heterosexual sex. And doctors generally don't test for herpes because pretty much all sexually adults have if and it's not worth fucking with their heads about it. Canada is still fucked tho sorry about that.
>>213584252How hard is to change it?
>>213584215>>213584240I hate humans and I consider myself a misanthrope. Nothing ever happens and I'm also a permavirgin. But I'm far left on like 99% of issues.
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
>>213584253matcha dubai labubu
>>213584269Okay but like why do I care?
Why the fuck did my parents name me Gilbert
>>213583721That's not how pov works
>>213584252>parents gave my a hyphenated last nameHumiliation ritual
catberg just laid the most sinister log I've ever seen from her and I've had to plug in three wall fresheners and I don't think that's enough and I'll have to get a candle going
>>213584213kek more likely that this place will be a Chinese mineral and farming outpost and we'll all be dead or enslaved
>>213584296do you go by Gil? you should nickname your penis gilgamesh.
>>213584265Iโm aware of all that. I just didnโt want to risk it; for example, what if the guy with whom my ex cheated on me was a secret fag with some or all of the untested gay diseases. Seemed worth the humiliation of making the doctor think I was gay lol. Thankfully, I didnโt have anything.
My name is Richard and I am subject to dick jokes for my entire life. There is no comeback to this and none of you have it as bad as me unless your name is like Gaylord or something.
Pazuzu Lubabu in Sรฃo Josรฉ de Mipibu
>>213584310I'm going to eat your ass call that injera
its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfJDIOoOJ_M
>>213584315It could be worse you could be named Ben and people could call you Bengay and then the teacher would join in and say "you're supposed to relieve pain, not create it"
>>213584269>I hate humansthis, and especially injuns, and in particular those living east of the mississippi
No one cared who I was until I put on the crown
>>213584332am i expected to know who THE FUCK those two broads are?
>>213584315Iโd probably voluntarily call myself Dick if I were named Richard
Girl got an ass like Ram call it a dually *whispers dually*
>>213584332Clairo acts and speaks like a 5 year old
>>213584296Your name is fucking Germanic, Gilbert.
>>213584313STDs are pretty hard to catch. Imo the risk is way overblown. Unless you're gay of course.
I remember in school they taught us to use condoms or you will definitely catch and STD or get someone pregnant immediately. Been raw dogging a long time and Chlamydia is pretty rare occurrence, no other problems. People worry too much. Bitches do lie about birth control tho gotta watch for that
>>213584340>and then the teacher would join in and say "you're supposed to relieve pain, not create it"Sent that freak flying
>>213584310maybe your house will be on a major deposit and youll be uber rich smoking Heavenly Jade Serpent cigarettes in Chongqing sipping saffron tea with the next chairman
>>213584315There's a gang in Chicago called "The Almighty Gaylords". I'm not going to lie I would probably laugh at them
Sometimes I feel like going to the US, kill some faggy white kid, come back and watch all the youtube unsolved crimes mystifying the whole thing for views.
>>213584345erm clairo is incredibly popular chud
https://youtu.be/mngtcfcaVrI
>>213584359Yeah, chlamydia is the only one Iโve ever caught as well
>>213584377There are a lot of unsolved crimes cases in your country as well but nobody cares about them.
can i still call myself a "homeowner" if the mortgage won't be paid off for like 25 more years
I'm raped every single day of my fucked up chungus life
Yuck! some weird footfaggot replied to me. I actually gagged.
>>213584369you have a vivid imagination
hand smelled funny then i realized its because i was holding my balls for a lil while browsing /cum/
Get your money up not your funny up
>>213584430take a shower bruh
>>213584437smelling funny != smelling bad
Sometimes I think itโd be a good idea to save up a bunch of money to afford a house in one of the really nice neighbourhoods in my city, but then I remember that the only people who can afford to live there are geriatrics who bought in 50 years ago and rich immigrants, and it doesnโt seem like a good place to raise kids.
Chinese niggas who work 12hr shifts in a factory for $500 a month try to banter Americans, lmao.
>>213584448in China rent and food is much more affordable than in America so $500USD can get you quite a bit there
>>213584444quads of questionable smells
This is my final post. The moderation on this site is absolutely abysmal now. It's been fun, but I can't take this shithole anymore. Expect /cum/ traffic to noticeably decline
I won't be reading any replies, after I click submit I'm closing this tab
Good luck
>>213584449ayyyyyyy cabrรณn gimme a free house holmes
https://voca.ro/15jsyolYdmcf
>reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaal BADMON
Crazy how Chinese people eat Chinese food every day
See ya tomorrow, alligator!
>>213584500they just call it "food" though.
>>213584477Just because you live in a slightly nicer version of Colombia doesn't mean you know anything
>>213584500american chinese food is better than chinese food ngl
>>213584508Goodbye crocodile
>>213584477Thatโs already accounted for by comparing nominal vs PPP GDP calculations.
Per the IMF, for 2025:
Nominal/capita
>USA: $89k>PRC: $14kPPP/capita
>USA: $89k>PRC: $29kChina is still significantly poorer even when you account for purchasing power
>>213584545kino. All that natural light
>>213584500>enjoy going to a nationalityโs ethnic restaurants from time to time>visit that country for a month, and get absolutely sick of it after having it every day that whole time>never go to one of those restaurants again
>>213584522I want to see crodociles in the Florida and have sex with Cuban-American chicks from Miami before I die.
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https://youtu.be/afMoMYMzWpY?si=JAvqV-IJZjKyVEZI
>>213584043what happens if a hypothetical very passing ftm with legal gender change and everything sees a doctor and gets groped in the "balls" in this provincial program
I want to either be Chinese or White American, NOT Chinese-American
Fuck my chungus life
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ๅจ็พๅฝ
>>213584637Chinese doctor to Leduc:
>erm wut da nut
You only twice or so it seems. One life for yourself and one for your dreams
Nigga, don't share Youtube links like that! We don't need the part behind the "?". It's just for tracking.
>>213584609Don't let your dreams be memes fren.
korean women have very big breasts
>>213584655็ๆ็ไธ้ฐ่ใ
>>213584655have you ever met anyone named Wellington Yueh? Cause I'm sure they exist!
What country has the happiest people
>>213584694Ackchyually they have very small milkers
>>213584707iirc it's finland.
>>213584707they say finland which is a complete fib. probably mongolia or kazakhstan or some shit where they live like minecraft
>>213584707I don't think this post warrants a reply, thank you
>>213584717sorry
i believe videos posted imageboards and youtube videos more than meme map charts
>>213584357>fucking Germanicgรผt brรผdi
>>213584719>>213584723Finland unironically has a high suicide rate compared to their population size so I find that hard to believe
I would consider moving to the French part of Switzerland, but itโs insanely expensive in Geneva, so Iโd have to make a lot of money first to not become a permanent debt slave
>>213584734Take me down to Mexico city where the grass is dead and the girls eat chilly
>>213584750i think itโs one of those things where โhappinessโ means โpoz levelsโ
i want to visit South Korea and eat KFC there
>>213584717Russia being in the largest category and Belarus being in the smallest category is definitely the most surprising pair of countries
>>213584750Perhaps the happy people are very happy, and the unhappy people are especially unhappy.
Or more likely, there are different cultural standards for what happiness means.
>>213584783Korean fried chicken is insanely good but it's probably more calorific than the American variety
>>213584799>The man living in the North Korean countryside got an extra fish ration today so he is happy therefore North Korea is the happiest nation on earth
Hispanics are loud and social so I figure theyโre happy
I actually like the smell of musk on a man
>>213584819Kim be like
*hangs him for being a hoarding kulak*
Got an offer for a night job after years of unemployment
Don't know if I should take it. Sounds comfy and it's only part time but I just know that nobody in my house is going to let me sleep, and they're petty enough to wake up up on purpose if I wake them up going in or out
>>213584733I swear to god every single index rates the Scandinavian countries highly. It can't be that great
>inactive bank account with negative balance
>goes to collections
>inactive bank account with positive balance
>closed and pocketed
LOL
>>213584848thats my nigga
Hit a coyote with my Chevy right as I left work tonight. Didn't even even see what he was at first until he showed up in the rear. He must have jumped into the road just as I was going by. Poor guy. Dinner tonight will be pork chops, brown rice, and broc'.
>>213584803>more calorific who tf cares, nigga
>>213584848She's literally born in the US btw
>>213584859Not going to eat the coyote?
>>213584859Fat fuck went from mourning his animal friend to food instantly
>>213584864American woman couldn't resist the big canadian cock. many such cases
>>213584864good thing she left
>>213584852I don't believe any of this shit at all. When you travel it makes even less sense. Germans are such miserable cunts and fins stab each other after getting alcohol poisoning or just kill themselves
>>213584848Imagine the NBO
>>213584831you'd probably like how my balls and the surrounding area smell rn
I just learned that Big Time Rush is still touring
>>213584859did you sell it to your local chinese restaurant
>>213584831we know, jason
>>213584910Extremely Jewish list of authors
>>213584915https://www.unz.com/aanglin/epstein-client-list-is-an-unhelpful-bit-of-terminology-and-presumably-a-misnomer/
uhh guys...it's been 3 hours and 45minutes...
>>213584918I am not Jason you are Jason(Jasรณn)
>>213584910>(((Birnbaum)))>(((Ein-Dor)))>(((Reis)))>(((Segal)))
>>213584927actually, that's a good point anon. I will now believe the opposite.
jews are the only ones doing anything in life
My entire life I was fed libtard propaganda that if a wasp is buzzing around you the solution is to ignore it so it doesnโt feel threatened and it literally never worked. You can just slap them and they leave.
>>213584904I used to have a crush on James no homo
Check out this new psychology study by Goldberg, Silberstein and Diamondwitz!
I'm gonna take some ice tomorrow and try to build a stick cabin by the creek in the woods behind my house
>>213584982what you need ice for?
>>213584936https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/apply-to-set-or-break-a-record
>>213584958it be like that huge in many ways
>>213584987Focus and energy
Does watching porn lead to a fulfilling life?
>>213585019There is no correlation.
>>213583701 (OP)The Northeastern United States is getting shittier by the year. Especially Pennsylvania and Vermont, holy hell.
>>213585019yes ejaculating is very fulfilling
What I've felt... what I've known... never shined through in what I've shown...
https://youtu.be/domjqjQ_WRI?list=RDdomjqjQ_WRI
i desire to leave humanity behind on some rich piana type shi
>>213585019No you should seek out actual relationships with women.
>>213585043That's fuckin gay
Been thinking about it and thereโs genuinely no reason not to immediately kill yourself as soon as you become smart enough to want to while growing up
>>213585049You are not white.
>>213585062unless you enjoy life*
Crazy thing about /cum/ is thereโs like 5 anons here who share a birthday. Must be a cursed day
>>213585075My birthday is 9/11
>>213585053Life is actually about relationships with other people. Your family, your community, etc. Humans are social creatures. Without other people things lose their meaning.
>>213585073Whatever that means
>>213585042like doing a lot of roids and having your heart explode
>>213585085fuck that my life is about me
That bobo nigga is a jeet. You should all add him to your filter list!
>>213585085Listen man I'm not trying to be rude but you sound like a fag and your shit is all retarded.
>I'm so dead inside fr
>>213585104Done, thanks for the heads up
life is about getting a job and having money
why on earth did i not pursue music as a kid
we should ban kids from video games and the internet, treat it like cigs and beer
YOU'RE JUST A BASTID KID
AND YOU GOT NO NAME
CAUSE YOU'RE LIVIN WITH ME
WE'RE ONE AND THE SAME
just stopped dogberg from attacking a frog
>>213585010oh you mean you're a drug addict
>>213585103This is why everyone is miserable, depressed, and nihilistic in America. When you sever the mutual dependency, vulnerability, and obligations people have to each other, society falls apart.
My landlord is being a total cunt and withholding portion of my security deposit claiming I left the room in bad condition
I'm going to fuck her up in small claims court
Nobody steals my money
>>213585149dirty ass boy. you won't get a dime for that btw
>>213585138I'm not addicted, but it has it's uses
>>213585148I don't owe anyone anything you dumb faggot
>>213585092i was thinking like becoming a stone cold stemcel like doctor manhattan
>>213585163Yes you do, you are not an island.
>>213585137Then brush and floss and go to bed
>>213585149How much money does she keep? It's not worth to go to court for a few hundred doll hairs.
>i have a preference for Polish women
said no one ever
>>213585159Idc it's about the principle and wasting her time to teach her lesson
I'll send her a formal letter first to try and intimidate her into handing over what she owes me
>>213585171how do you know he's not an island maybe he's surrounded by water
>>213585148>everyone is miserable, depressed, and nihilistic in Americaspeak for oneself faglord
I saw two handsome fit chads with two beautiful girlfriends at the grocery store, seemingly picking up supplies for some kind of party. I wish I didnโt covet what they have so much. My bitter, resentful incel mentality is a miserable way to live.
>>213585183Take your own advice, everyoneโs been mindbroken since covid
Black Sabbath [Warner Bros., 1970]
The worst of the counterculture on a plastic platter--bullshit necromancy, drug-impaired reaction time, long solos, everything. They claim to oppose war, but if I don't believe in loving my enemies I don't believe in loving my allies either, and I've been worried something like this was going to happen since the first time I saw a numerology column in an underground newspaper. C-
Since 1900, the population of lions dropped from 200k to 20k, rhinos from tens of thousands to 6k, elephants from 10 million to 415k, cheetahs from 100k to 7k, etc. Yet, the attention of governments and donors is on "saving" those destroying their habitat. Evil.
>>213585198If you had a gun with you at that moment, what would you have done?
>>213585176She deducted out a hundred dollar "cleaning fee". And then she deducted out several hundred more dollars citing damages
It's just highway robbery is what it is
I spent a full day cleaning the room throughouly
She's just doing what landlords do which is be complete vermin
At least I can make her life a little difficult
>>213585199You are projecting your own bullshit onto the collective "everyone", as the actual representative for "everyone" I can tell you that everyone thinks you're a faggot
>>213585213we are winning
>>213585221*Hundred plus cleaning fee...
>>213585213Why do we need lions & cheetahs aren't they mean
>>213585221did you take videos at move in and move out, cause otherwise you're sol
>>213585213now do annual bird deaths due to invasive (but charasmatic) species like feral cats (felius catus)
>>213585213with the amount of money bill gates donated to africa he will go down in history and one of the most evil people to ever exist
>>213585220Nothing. Iโm not resentful in that way. I donโt want to take away what they have. I just want it for myself so that I can join the club, so to speak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbQgrgOL1x8
>>213585223Keep denying it bro, thatโs two people disagreeing with you
Guess that makes you wrong
>>213585233no they're cute and more better than africans
>>213585179Unlikely nobody on 4chan bathes
>>213585254Quote one person ITT who disagrees that you are a faggot
>>213585271I bathed today :/
>>213584156Dude its a murderer fuck them
LOL
https://youtu.be/qkPcINobx58
>>213585273Name 10 disagreers
>>213585280>hasan slopdon't care
>>213585288that's what i'm hasayin'.
>>213585233cheetahs are pretty chill
>Forbidden or Private (unembed)
>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner
when did this start again
Not that I would click on that shit under any circumstances either way
>>213585235I'm hopeful she won't be willing to go to court over a couple hundred dollars
But if she doesn't give me what I'm owed I'll do it even if lose idc not going to let this cunt take my money without a fight
I shower 15 minutes every morning
i'll withhold judgement until i know the race of the accused and if he has any tattoos
>>213584108Hood niggers should legally be allowed to kill each other. Just let them do it who cares
>>213585084hows it going big fella?
>>213585277You're a peninsula at best
Just masturbated right quick
NO ONE MAKE A NEW
LET THIS ONE GET TO PAGE 10 FIRST
>>213585277fuck you koopers you dumb coon
>>213585327Make new one back boy!
My butthole has a lovely little medallion on it. Iโm to be killed by sundown.
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Everyone above this line is a faggot.
Last post that isn't the thread link
>>213585326No I'm just pointing out it's objective fact that every living person believes that anon is a faggot and I have not yet received evidence to the contrary
Someone should bake a new one before Goshy!
>>213585180Ahh to be a fly on the wall
>>213585374Yeah! How did you know?
>>213585378who is the nigga on the left
>>213585394your breath smells like cum
>>213585392Listen I know it sounds like I'm being insulting by calling people faggots but I'm literally just stating facts
Statement: Everyone thinks anon is faggot
Dispute: Two people do not believe anon is faggot
I requested evidence of the dispute and have not yet received any
I have it on good authority that that guys mom and cat even think he's a faggot
>>213585427drat I had 30 seconds left on my cooldown to make the new, it would have been this
>>213585427you were supposed to wait until this one was on page 10
>>213585461Just buy a pass so you can bake instant threads!