Thread 213584257

Cereal Lain edition

was gonna ask a girl out, but then remembered what an odious little cretin I am

>>213584257 (OP)
>ask girl out
>she says yes
>now too lazy to go out

some Asians can be fit for example if they are experts of (cancer) pharma

>>213584285
Start with dear diary next if you gonna blog post

TRVKE
>>213584285
was*
wrong grammar

>>213584338
how about i start raining uppercuts on your fat skull

need her to pub stomp by testicles

sandy Hook. funny

>>213584333
actual state

a meal? a succulent meal?

>>213584364
kys freakshow

Here’s the numbers for today’s upcoming euromillions draw

I need a gf

Oh my god I nearly just drank my piss from my pissbottle

How comes British music has been considered some of the best ever since the 1960s onward but we had few notable classical/traditional composers and no feats prior? You’d expect us to have been the ones producing Beethovens and Mozarts.

on jód a playa finna just drank straight from the pissbottle 40 no cap skibidi toilet

it not right

Born in 1992
Voted for Cameron in 2010
Voted for Brexit in 2016

Haven’t voted since

>>213584413
..

>>213584432
all good british musicians/bands are irish diaspora

>>213584450
bro fr no cap fr bro?

>>213584461
good premise for a black mirror ep opener

>>213584432
Italy, France, and the Holy Roman Empire (Germany) were much more culturally dominant from the Renaissance up until really the 19th century after Napoleon ruined Europe.

>>213584254
>lol im indian (jeet)

>>213584470
you can thank rap musicians and the gullible retards who listen to it for this type of idiotic slang

We should start calling the irish diaspora the 'rish 'pora

rishpora

That would be funny I think

sheeeeeeeesh

>>213584533
screaming. shant be clicking on that url

>>213584432
Not really England wasn't the centre of any of that and our Monarchy didn't give a shit about any of that so never even bothered patroning any of it. What they did love is theatre and literature of which there was a strong foundation. And violent puppet shows.

>>213584351
Actually rain falls down and uppercuts go up so that a pretty poor example of poetic language.

>>213584257 (OP)
Serial Experiments Lain is a show well liked by transgender individuals

>>213584547
i'll be doing upside down uppercuts

>>213584547
him? done.

Why go on holiday when you can spend 2 weeks in London and never see another English person

I did like that Fringe Festival joke where they said the Troubles was a silly name and it'd be like calling the English Civil War "The Hassle"

>>213584556
Those would be overhands

>>213584565
no they'd be over his head

>>213584494
>>213584541
Makes sense. But
>What they did love is theatre and literature of which there was a strong foundation.
Doesn’t theatre, literature and music go hand in hand? It’s not the exact same thing but if they had true appreciation for the arts then I can’t imagine the monarchy turning their noses up at or not understanding something as beautiful and complex as traditional music, or art or even cooking to an extent.

>>213584333
They simply aren’t human.

>>213584351
bodied that odious little FREAK

>>213584474
So true…

>>213584574
everything is over your head dipshit

question to shaggers - you ever shag a woman older than you?
does that ever even happen outside of me movies?

>>213584547
>>213584565
Maybe he’s upside down like spiderman

>>213584606
I fucked a 29 year old single mother when I was 20

Leftypol exposed

>>213584599
your belly is over your head you obese yank gimp

study premise: experiment (random controlled blind study) of a high volume over a period of time of 10 years (quite a long study!) with exclusion criteria being risk of suicide high and emotional fragility and with the requirement that consent is to be acquired follows the same protocol of the study environment (inhouse therapy of lunatic asylum), being that those meeting the inclusion criteria be exposed to being told to "shut up", out of nowhere. that 100,000 people (per annum) be found to be tested 9against placebo which is psychotherapy-pharmacology and therapy of the same type

If you thought Glastonbury was woke and full of the great unwashed, go to the Edinburgh Fringe

>>213584606
The biggest “older woman” age gap I’ve ever experienced was less than a year; she was something like 9 months older than me

>>213584622
She won already. Is she still going at it?

>>213584553
trannies like many things
we shouldn't let those freaks ruin good things

>>213584590
>The Fireball game, played by certain Native American tribes, is a ceremonial healing ritual, not just a game, where players metaphorically absorb the pain and illness of others. It's a tradition steeped in spirituality, where players, often painted for war, play with a flaming ball (formerly made of deerskin, now often of cloth soaked in kerosene or oil). The goal is not to win, but to dedicate their bravery and physical endurance to healing the sick or those who have passed.

thats a toberto post

My life is one long series of trying to avoid molestations.

>>213584641
mental that when she was being born, you were being conceived
it's almost beautiful in a way

If I ever had to defend myself I would go mental and rape the dude

>>213584630
If I had a big belly it would not do that due to gravity

>>213584663
ok

>>213584658
because you were molested? or are you the late-teenaged femboy cute twink or just very attractive? are you still underage?

>>213584663
If someone tried to fight me I'd probably curl up and cover the back of my head/neck until he stopped

>>213584674
Meant for >>213584663

>>213584562
Good one actually. Might relay it to the parents on the morrow

>>213584606
only ever shagged women older than me
everyone wants a bit of youthful male energy

>>213584687
that post came after but OK
youre Canada anyway so nvm

>>213584701
hello tobe

Not sleeping tonight. Popping to pharmacy at 9am so gonna drink lots of caffeine and play video games until then and then when I get back I'm gonna hit the sack

>>213584682
buy mace and/or a taser lol

>>213584651
Do NOT reply to me gingerpedo you freak.

>>213584682
hahatim

wanked to gay porn award

The 20th video down on Julia Bradbury’s instagram page is very interesting to say the least…

I dont like sleeping at night any more because theres a super thick massive spider in my room that I think is a drop spider (another type of ambush), and I think it keeps dropping onto me at night while im almost asleep
which - yeah - is a good thing

>>213584682
So you are leaving your rear fully exposed? A dangerous game you are playing

Business idea: Holly Willoughby face-sitting for all the lads in /brit/

Arianna Grande

>>213584751
kill the spider

>>213584674
Not him >>213584687

There are like 5 unique instances that could technically constitute molestations before the age of 18.

Since then and then was 6 years ago it's hard to say. The human brain isn't great with numbers.
You think it's a relatively in the ballpark of about 20 but in reality it's probably more like 100.

I don't leave the house very much.

You now have low and slow fuckin music. You are welcome
https://youtu.be/0NxW3TTbQDM?si=t8nhWME_eN4DTWwh

changed my mind again, ever done that

finally the first boost of the Pokemon Go event (1.5x friendship level increase XP boost)

Fathom the odor

>>213584790
why do you ignore me

Gone to bed now, but as you can see, I'm still posting. All thanks to my internet smartphone technology.

>>213584770
are you a girl??

>>213584798
No I'm a very boyfaced 24 year old lad.

>woman with a rotund behind
>random retard on 4chan: lol... imagine the smell of her shit xD

>>213584797
Aren't you worried about the blue light from your phone affecting the quality of your sleep?

>>213584793
Dressed like a lung

Poo number 3 of this fresh new day. Nightmare start to the weekend.

>>213584729
wait, you live in oklahoma? are you native american? did i offend you? if yes, im sorry

>>213584809
yeah the gays are quite rapey. its a lot different than with male x female relationships, like sexually. I guess it is more forward, and does probably happen a lot more - so it is interesting to hear about numbers from you

>>213584812
You post images of deceased children you want to molest, you don’t have any room to call anyone names.

Not a fan of when 4chan users say their age and it’s significantly younger than me
Gotta remember this is a website for kiddies and mind my manners

>>213584816
I'm worried about a lot of stuff mate. Yeah I sleep an average of about 5 hours a night but I can't stop with the phone bollocks. Addicted aren't I.

ruined

'kiddies' is a total nonce term
same with 'schoolies'
complete wrongun terminology

>>213584853
>Addicted
Addiction is not a valid concept, you simply stop.

sorry but
I dont want to talk to you if youre that Canadian I was talking to for aaaages until very recently. I am NEVER going to talk to them again. but if youre someone else then nvm

>>213584812
yes

>>213584853
I feel you brother

>>213584835
not me
strike one

>>213584835
both are equally gross and disturbing

>>213584873
i am not Canada

>>213584870
Oh wow thanks dude you should work with heroin addicts because now I know that I'll stop. Right after this post.

spaincunt fuck off

>>213584873
>I am NEVER going to talk to them again
why what did they do?

meltdown

need my dick sucked by an NHS asylum mental health nurse

>>213584895
Yes, looking at your phone is equally pleasurable and physically effective as shooting up heroin. Grow a spine you clueless cunt

>>213584870
>you simply stop.

Get the fucking niggers housed

ah yes, the "let people have fun!!!" heroin joke comparison. thats how you know the person saying it cares a lot, but really

>>213584830
No you're mistaken. I'm a straight male and it's impossible to count the number of times that women have come onto me aggressively sexually.
Aggressively sexually means literally touching me or inviting me to their house to cut my hair at 7 PM.

I don't bring this up to anybody (even on the chan) because no one would believe me.
It gets stranger and harder to believe when I tell someone that the last time that I had sex was before covid and I've been actively denying women ever since.

I'm an anomaly.

>>213584922
Not when I'm reading your posts it's not

GUFFAWED at this

>>213584944
sc

>>213584932
>Aggressively sexually means literally touching me or inviting me to their house to cut my hair at 7 PM.
this doesnt happen
im not saying you havent had women come on to you too strong or have molested you, that sucks. but I really doubt they did that

>>213584922
you really need to work on your communication skills. you mustve had a lot of "tough love" given to you growing up. unfortunately most people arent receptive to that way of speaking, regardless of how physically strong you are and how smart you think you may be

Back in bed after poo number 3. Stomach feels terrible. Gut too. Starting to get the sweats and can't sleep naked in case I shart all over the bed. A low point for me.

Tomorrow is the first day of my new diet. No more junk food. Only whole foods from now on.

how embarrassing

>>213584944
saw that on /sp/ they throw bright green dildos on the court

>>213584932
was it a black girl?
it would be really weird for someone to do that anyway

screaming at gingerpaedo giving people life advice

>>213584966
what's embarrassing about it?

actually I could believe that but I ont have all of the facts and you dont have to

>>213584961
You're a coward and a liar

>>213584971
rather be reading. maybe ill see if this book is audible.com or kindle

>>213584990
never reply to me you beastman

>>213584955
It'd happen once a day if I were less diligent.

Seriously, I have no reason to be making this up. If you want I can give specific examples and you can try to pick apart the details.

>>213584969
Highschool friend's mother that I think is about 48.

>>213584962
Sauerkraut, kimchi, sprouts, spinach, yoghurt (preferably probiotic). Ginger tea and/or peppermint tea when you feel rough. Your guts will feel safe and warm and comfy.

>>213585008
what did you do to cope after, and/or be dilligent?

Get her farts sniffed
Get her poo eaten
Get her fannois shagged

...

sprouts is a good shout
think I'll get some tomorrow

>>213584938
You still here, mate?

>>213585028
based

>going to a wedding on Saturday where literally the only person I know is the groom
>going to be at a table with 7 people I won't know from Adam

not looking forward to it at all
I'm as autistic as the average /brit/cunt, just have the one normie mate.
And it's not like I can follow the groom around for 12 hours like a puppy.

It's going to be horrible.
Any advice lads?

sexo I need a gf (master)

>>213585047
>Adam
spainlord mentioned

soooooooo this is mouseposter

>>213585047
you posh or prole?

>>213585047
don't be a freak and make conversation with people you don't know like a normal person

>>213585047
just have a few drinks and relax
you know the groom so you have a talking point for conversation
people will probably be interested in that

>>213575565
>>213579348
>>213581203
>>213583281

>>213585047
just have a few drinks loosen up and be happy for your mate, it's not hard
you'll be right

in the horse game its "golshi week" yayyy

poopy

>>213584903
this>>213585083
one

>>213585083
what did you do to cause tobar to NEVER speak to you again?

need a horse girl gf (...im horse)

>>213584237
same, actually

>>213585034
I'm never not here

>>213585101
he thinks im the "BE flag" but its "spainparasite"

>>213585112
um

>>213585112
>>213585007

i hate spainnigger

toby is evil

I hate spainparasite too

just saying

>>213585136
I hate him as well
>>213585143
me in the top image (literally me)

gn

>>213585140
better the evil you know than the evil you don't

poopcrotch

I am not evil
sincerly

Gravy’s good tonight

'toby' is evil

>>213585157
bottom is cute and human. top is definitely animals

sincerely*
I am not.

>>213585193
i think it's a fake name too

Awful collection of /brit/ posters in atm.

I said it was a fake name until you stopped listening to me. idc

>too foreign to be Dutch
>too foreign to be British
>too educated to be TOWIE
>too much into fat slags
all I want is a fat scarlett moffatt gf ;')

>>213585224
why 'toby'?

>>213585224
stfu nigga

FOy

Rorke belting out fear of the dark at the karaoke. He really has a lovely voice

I see a cute toby!

"oo, where?"

I need a girlfriend

>>213585251
actually stunning and brave

>>213585021
Okay so "molestation" is stretching from my entire adolescent life to the present day as an adult man.

I wouldn't say that I'm "traumatized" by about 95% of these, but it's still an element every single time of having to confront something about how human beings work.

Women are subconscious creatures. There's something scheming and plotting completely silently in the back of their head.
You can greet them and shake their hand and all that carryon but they simply are not there.

Just based on the laws of probability, "about half" of these people have to be in relationships.
I don't think they think that they're going to cheat on their husband with the boy kicking rocks down the street. I don't think they think at all.
They just formlessly morph and drift into the kind of person that can get what they want and what they want is to be in close proximity to this strapping young lad.

Every time that a woman that a woman does or says anything you need to confront that it's lining up with their internal motivations. You're a man, so you're wired to think that you're imagining things every single time. Until the Walmart greeter accuses you of stealing something so they have a reason to frisk you in a locked room.

>how do you be diligent
I had a lot of female friends growing up. Because I had a lot of female friends growing up, I know how they work.

Again, the behavior of women isn't really logical. They just kind of formlessly drift until they get what they want.
If you understand that a dog is going eat the entire bag of weetabix as soon as he's close enough to it and you aren't looking then you understand how to control the situation.

Wear a raincoat and sunglasses when walking through a grocery store at 8 PM. Keep your back turned. Don't look at anyone but don't look away either.
That's the answer. Otherwise your likelihood of t-boning some random woman into the cereal aisle and having to help her clean it up is going up by the second.

>>213585251
Is that the 8 bit guy?

>>213585259
no you don't

yes I do. fuck off Brian

>>213585263
stfu nigga

Where’s Greg?

>>213585263
interesting stuff, thanks. would rather not get into the semantics of some of those things because I am winding down for bed, but this was good sharing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR2tIyj8_y8
>there are people in this thread who weren't born when this released

>I am winding down for bed
>I'm ignoring you
some of the biggest caps in history

its a different Canadian than that girl

>>213585319
>down for bed

I’m 33. I’m in my prime

having a fag before bed is why

I have gotten so many excellent throws this ditto event (on abra)

>>213585348
you're primeval more like

need horse girl gf where i dont talk at all

>>213585380
fomyeg

>>213585384
done him

I need a girlfriend

>>213585415
you are such a weird freak

>>213585302
I guess if your goal is to have random women trying to touch you and have a reason to be alone with you, then the main takeaway is this:

Women view life in shades of grey and they're taught from a young age how to get what they want.

If you walk up to a woman and try to advertise that she should want to be around you because you're so great and strong and a cool sex god, it's going to have the effect of a used car salesmen trying to convince you that you want a refurbished Prius. She's going to pick it apart and view it as a challenge to her ego.

If you say completely silently "by accident" that she can be alone with you and use you for sexy fun then she's instantly going to start thinking about how to make it happen. She's going to call it "natural" and just a thing that happens because women don't really logically break these things down. And also because the amount of men that are able to actually break down and figure these things out is basically zero.

Hopefully this gets you somewhere. This knowledge means nothing to me.

I don't "hate women", but the best analogy is a used car salesman constantly trying to convince you that you want something. Except uno reverse. From the age of about 14 to present I've been sidestepping random women in a JNCO and I literally just want to punch my clown and play path of exile.

I read every word of that malarkey.

Hitler was a pretty cool man

>>213585429
it wasnt for that and I just wanted to hear your experiences and for you to "vent" a little bit. the goal was to learn a little bit more about you
hopefully your post wasnt to manipulate me then

spainparasite

>>213585348
https://youtu.be/ogKqQc4q6y0?feature=shared

>>213585429
sucks that such older women targeted you and that youve had those experiences
for me, older women are hot. I mean MILFs but have seen a cougar older woman and it made me think a bit about that too. not to make light of it, I didnt have that when I was younger, but now I have realized that I think they are attractive yeah

>>213585470
No I have genuinely spent my whole life trying to avoid women coming onto me.
I've never seen or heard of anything like it.
It's been emotionally traumatizing at the worst of times and in general it's just highly annoying.

As long as some other adult man wants to get laid (which I think is most men with testicles, especially since like 30% of adult men are virgins now), then you may as well help someone.

I state this very plainly. It's a bizarre dynamic.
I don't know what other choice I have when this is what the relationship that men have with the human race looks like. People "don't really care" about young boys getting molested and they really don't care when it's an adult man and a woman always has a built-in defense.

>>213585423
তোমার সুখই আমার সুখ

>>213585560
sybau

>>213585496
spainlad hasn't posted here since january mate
he's mindbroken you

>>213585429
>>213585541
that comparison was sort of bad. i dont fully get it but from reading the posts I understand more but with a bad analogy

>>213585541
are you a virgin? and im assuming youre over 18 now

you know in in yank tv when they show scenes set in mexico and there's a yellow filter over everything?
feel like everything from east asia gets a grose pale green-yellow filter over it, but automatically and without an actual filter

>>213585429
women are so retarded that they view life as if it is a movie
they imagine all men as if they are male characters in tv shows/movies they have watched
rorke is an incel to women because he acts and talks like one
in romcoms, the male character only talk about apolitical shit like the weather and his job, then he just shags the female character

got loads of ancient crap in my drawers and cupboards that i can't throw away because of sentimentality, bit of a hoarder me

>>213585633
in your 1000 acre house

>>213585599
The color filter bullshit needs to end. Looks awful in any situation.

playing the Sly 2 game, as it were

do you reckon some people become jehovah's witnesses just so they don't have to bother buying their children birthday or crimbo presents?

hazbin hotel is hot yeah

>>213584333
checked

you know aliens and ufos are real, right?

gaslighting

cringe

dont know

>>213585685
f*ck off

>>213585696
dont you, a yank, ever speak to me like that

need a girlfriend with 0 intimacy just being her dog

Was utterly failing at game and then it crashed by itself, probably cos it knew I was sucking

remember the asexual gf gimmick
wonder if that lad still posts

What VPN should I use to post on 4chan without the looming threat of a sudden lights-out?

I need my dick sucked by a woman

>>213585685
I was abducted by aliens and they stuck something up my ASSSSSS

>>213585597
I got laid pre-covid and then I really locked down and became isolated. Since then nothing has ever happened

>>213585738
yeah? heterosexual, are you?

be right back going to [REDACTED] parliament
for pre-1984 reading it is _ to__ in [redacted]

The west has fallen

>>213585657
banger of a game that

peng pong coming out of the penor

[redacted] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] was _ go__ and a double space

so cringe when giga autist shut ins pontificate on women

AI what is a proper noun

Having a pet as a child substitute is a lot worse for you than porn addiction. You're using it to fulfil your parent instinct. That's like running your car, but the wheels are just powering a generator that charges your car battery. And then you tell people you "went on vacation." Utterly disgusting.

imagine the smell

>>213585756
need to get laid again (talking to you and me). unless you think it is not what you need (being SEXO!!!!!)

AI what is a noun

Mia paper planes earrape

>>213585809
so fit

Mad how if it was 100 years ago my finger would get chopped off

>>213585809
in 5 years when we all have our VR masks on living in AI worlds I will be swimming in a pool of that

why she look like dat doe
isn't Beyonce's whole thing black power and stuff
I don't get it

>>213585814
you mean to tell us you've had sex before?

LAIN

humping an anime bodypillow is sex right

214 of the floating pumpkin latern pokemon (today and yesterday) from the halloween event now time to not catch it again

Gobekli Tepe

>>213585882
that would be the fabled white boy sex

>>213585887
Fake mousey :/

rorke only got white tandemouses this event

>>213585910
this is spaincunt

need to FUCK someones throat

I’m feeling queer
I’m feeling zesty
I’m feeling mincey
I’m feeling NONCEY

mouselad can we meet up and play pokemon go together
i'll drive to glasgow if needed

>>213585930
u,m

i'm feeling ummy

erm, no...

>>213585930
>>213585936
>>213585942
ummy

grindr is only a download away. a world of throats awaits you

wow - snom, or whatever the fuck -

>>213585910
Shadow mouse

Just witnessed a pony being posted outside of /mlp/

>>213585947
:(

squibby heading to bed

self policing even at 4am

>>213585968
the pone has been deleted
it is removed

google ok google MLP mental asylum buttercup reverse cowgirl

>>213585982
good

so much for it being a >democracy
>
* *
>"good"
>

El tipo raro ha publicado una imagen de un pony y es muy consciente de que va contra las reglas.

>>213585990
how

Too active for 4:20 on a Friday morning
Are you ALL unemployed??

>>213586007
I get £1200 PIP

>>213586007
ive got science experiments to carry out on rodents

>>213586007
i am on the night shift

lopunny is a Pokemon that would get it

>>213586000
honestly i would love it if posting anime was banned outside of designated boards but i know that's unreasonable

>>213586039
freak

i'm not making the new again

>>213586019
Can I have some?

>>213586045
this wtf
why would you want to fuck a fantasy japanese animal thing

>majority wants something (a lot of people to do it)
>"unreasonable"
>

not even using the power of democracy

>>213586039
50% of lopunnys are male, thoughts?

>>213586064
would

gay if you wouldnt

He who delights in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.