So I've been working at this fancy hotel for a while now, like REALLY fancy and this place receives people from everywhere and after a while I started noticing some patterns between /cunts/. Here are my thoughts based on my experience with guests

France
The French I've met are very formal and stiff. I wouldn't say rude, just extremely direct. They’re polite, follow rules and won't make small talk at all. They’re basically what I thought Germans would be like. They're very self-centered and complain a lot too but are not the argumentative type which is good.

Germany
I only met two and they were a couple. They were very fucking aristocratic. Not just rich, aristocratic. Like, the way they looked at people, the way they spoke, always had that assured superiority vibe. You could think they came from royal blood the way they behaved. But here’s the thing: they were down for some wild shit. Asked if they could see a favela and other places where poor people gather like it's a safari. I wouldn't doubt if they were swingers.

Italy
Italians are the ones that most resembled the stereotypes I had on my mind. Loud, expressive, always in huge family groups. Very good looking too both men and women. They also smell nice.

UK
These I thought they’d be more reserved, but the ones I had the pleasure to deal with were very warm and also surprisingly funny in a very dark way. Apparently they find dark humour hilarious. Really interested in authentic local culture too.

Spain
Sex tourists. I don't even judge them but that's the vibe I get. They come for sex tourism and are unashamed of it. They just want to have fun. Great tippers though.

Switzerland
The most distant people I’ve ever met. Incredibly polite, yes but it’s protocol-level politeness. Interacting with them is like talking to a bot. There are very formal and have zero chance of spontaneous warmth. They’ll say thank you three times, but you’ll never know if they actually liked anything. I'm not complaining though, never had any problems.

Argentina
Rich and upper class Argentinians are just the same as rich and upper class Brazilians. Same vibe, same mentality, same behavior, easy to please for us.

United States
Americans are... weird. I think they’re the people who resemble us the most outside of LATAM. Mostly because I grew up with American soft power through media. I probably know more about American pop culture than I do about Brazilian history so we click instantly and they’re friendly, like to explore, tip well, and love a good chat.
But there's always a twist. Every single one of them has something absolutely unhinged about them. They’ll be totally normal and then, out of nowhere, they drop some conspiracy theory, some weird fucking fetish they have or some crazy statement that borders being illegal. They're like, the most predictable people on earth until they show this one small thing about them. And it's every single one of them. Other than that they're nice people, usually.

Japan
Japanese are very respectful, gentle and kind and never complain. Like I'm sure that 90% of the time they must be unhappy with something but I never saw them complaining about it. Always leave tips and small gifts to the staff. Really nice people.

South Korea
In many ways like the Japanese, polite, generous, clean, tidy, also like to gift. They’re respectful to staff and usually don't cause problems. But then once in a a while they open their mouths and say some of the most blatant racist statements. And they think it's totally normal. Light-skin obsession is very open and natural to them.

Turkey
I met only one Turkish woman. Young and she was very energetic, very interested in the culture (men), always smelled of cigar and was very flirty. Nice girl though.

>>213584661
>I probably know more about American pop culture than I do about Brazilian history
That's quite sad

>>213584811
We're a colony, what can I say?

>>213584649 (OP)
>Spain
>Sex tourists. I don't even judge them but that's the vibe I get. They come for sex tourism and are unashamed of it. They just want to have fun. Great tippers though.