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Anonymous United States No.213585269 [Report] >>213585293 >>213585362 >>213585388 >>213585594 >>213586096 >>213586296 >>213586535 >>213586545 >>213586655
How do I fight off the sleep paralysis demons?
Anonymous United States No.213585293 [Report]
>>213585269 (OP)
stick your arms out
Anonymous United States No.213585315 [Report]
just have sex
Anonymous United States No.213585362 [Report]
>>213585269 (OP)
Leave out a bowl of milk and a package of Swiss Rolls
Anonymous United States No.213585388 [Report]
>>213585269 (OP)
Option 1: Peer through their disguises until they can no longer hide their true form
Option 2: Force them to take a disguise that is laughable to you
Option 3: Manifest an astral body and tear them apart

You're infinitely stronger than them and they rely on you not knowing that
Anonymous Mexico No.213585397 [Report]
just beat up the motherfucker
Anonymous United States No.213585418 [Report] >>213585615
wiggle, toes, fingers, arms, legs etc
Anonymous Ireland No.213585574 [Report]
stop sleeping on your back
Anonymous Ireland No.213585586 [Report]
I’m friends with mine
Anonymous Canada No.213585594 [Report]
>>213585269 (OP)
Fap and then rape it
Get drunk and high for courage
Anonymous United States No.213585615 [Report]
>>213585418
Don't do this OP it makes mustard gas
Just be sure to always sleep on your back and dangle one of your feet over the side of the bed
Leave your door open too that will confuse them
Anonymous Malaysia No.213586096 [Report]
>>213585269 (OP)
Don't drink coffee or alcohol before you sleep
Anonymous Brazil No.213586296 [Report]
>>213585269 (OP)
Try moving your toes and breathing, also remind yourself that it's not real
Anonymous United States No.213586325 [Report]
Absolutely do not wiggle OP these guys are trying to get you to hurt yourself
If you have any cats or dogs make sure they sleep in a different room their dander can cause sleep paralysis
Anonymous Canada No.213586535 [Report] >>213586797
>>213585269 (OP)
I had some gargoyle sit on my neck choking me. Somehow I was able to move my arms to try and choke mine out, albeit slowly. Dude disappeared once I reached its neck, tho
Anonymous United States No.213586545 [Report]
>>213585269 (OP)
dont sleep on your back
Anonymous United States No.213586655 [Report]
>>213585269 (OP)
I imagine them as sexy succubi here to steal my seed, and they're using their sexy magic to immobilize me
Anonymous Canada No.213586797 [Report]
>>213586535
>ywn get your face sat on by a fatassed sleep paralysis demon
fuck this gay earth