Thread 213585411

Fox News edition

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Gumbo pot pie

/cum/ is a Nick Fuentes and Hasan Piker general

>>213585433
tsmt

um, best edition everrr?

>>213585426
>clearly canadian
Based

I’m fuckin gay

>>213585433
Both are funded by rich jews to promote different ideologies

>>213585426
Hope it tastes better than it looks.

>>213585426
>rice inside a pastry
Yellow hands typed that post.

ermmmm sweatyyyyy

>>213585460
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CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME
JOKERS TO THE RIGHT
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH /CUM/

Just had an argument with my dad about the immigrant situation in Europe. He said I shouldn’t worry about it if I can’t do anything about it and I should instead be focusing on getting a girlfriend

Is everyone willing to admit that if they were gazillionaire new york socialites they would have totally partied with the epsteins

I want to introduce his skull to my baseball bat

>>213585472
LARRY I'M A YANK

dadberg sent that freak FLYING

>>213585476
If someone offered to give me a gazillion dollars I wouldn't accept it
Money is the root of all evil

Mesas are fucking stupid and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They're just tranny mountains that gave up. Complete waste of space and I'm sick of hearing about them all the time. Mesas can suck my balls they're not even plateaus.

>>213585476
It's not that becoming a gazillionaire new york socialite inherently makes you party with the epsteins. It's the kind of people who get to be gazillionaire new york socialites in this country.
I'll let you figure out who and why.

gorillion sounds like a bigger number than gazillion

>>213585411 (OP)
>The 36 year old grandmother
>Jerks off her boyfriend in movie theaters

Someone do the wojak thing with her face it will be funny, I don't know how make them

>>213585497
They make good natural fortifications.

>>213585472
I referenced this song here not that long ago, and I didn't get a SINGLE (You)

>>213585500
>the epsteins
Redpill me on this. How many of them were there?

>>213585476
It's probably better to be rich, anonymous and have normal friends who want to go boating or golfing.

shamonion = a ridiculously large amount of money at which even Michael Jackson would say 'shamone!'

>>213585519
Epstein refers to both Epstein and Ghislaine I'm assuming.

>>213585519
The guy they killed was his twin brother the real one is still chilling on a different island

What does it mean when you try to sleep but your heart starts racing really fast to the point where the springs start rocking?

>>213585513
Who gives a shit? Didn't help the injuns.

>>213585537
It means you're trans

I love seeing hot guys. I want to lick their abs.

every thread on every board is about jews now

I want to introduce him to the business end of my shotgun

2025... I am forgotten...

>>213585555
arrestable post

it is perfectly fine to consume instant noodles every day

>>213585555
what did this fat fuck do

Would like to see both of them burned at the stake

>>213585554
This one is about facade
>>213555364

>>213585538
They don't make you invincible.

>>213585573
Wait a minute

I identify with nick fuentes because I am a white spic myself, thank you

>>213585515
I'm sorry anon. I wasn't here to save you.

Want to drop him in a vat of sulfuric acid

>>213585550
hey

Want to throw him out of a plane with no parachute

>>213585558
i'm going to tell my gen beta kids that this is what zoomer culture was

commies humiliating me again for being poor

>>213585588
jason identifies with bronze age pervert because both are massive faggots

>>213585538
Ackshually the Indians who live in the southwest mesa region are the most well-off of them, and the most traditional. There's even a whole village/town on top of a mesa that you have to climb up to reach

>>213585473
He's like 50% correct. You should be aware of what's happening in the world, for these things. Not just "oh, this natural disaster". So you can see the patterns of what the Powers That Be are doing and what's just an isolated case.

>>213585555
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>>213585613
bap is less gay than nick despite objectively having had sex with more men

>>213585573
these a sirk roadu meruchants...hoooh...they rive rife withoutu purincipurr!

Want get a flamethrower and then shoot at him with the flamethrower

Of course /cum/ troons are mesafags, should have known.

>>213585613
I hope Jason gets the gender affirming care he so desperately wants, thank you

was the silk road jewish? i always pictured it being a bunch of chinese merchants or maybe like central asian Uzbek types

>>213585625
nick isn't gay
he just cares about other things that aren't sex or women
thats something a porn addict and women worshipper like you can't understand

>>213585561
How is 2 2nd amendment supporters getting together to talk about their god given freedom to bear arms arrestable libtard

>>213585649
he talks about women all day, he's just too gay to have sex with them

>>213585649
nick is clearly gay, just like you are clearly gay and brown

those edibles were toxic i thought i was gonna die

Would like to throw him into a den of hungry lions and watch as they tear him limb from limb and also force all of his family to watch as it happens

>>213585648
It was a network of roads in many places that many different people used that went throughout Asia

>>213585648
wtf are you talking about retard listen to yourself

get me out of this country ass kentucky fried boomer shithole im dying

>>213585661
i thought he was a white american sex tourist in mexico, thank you

>>213585665
Forgot pic

>>213585648
the Jews came to China to trade, but mostly it was Muslims who handled the trade, which is why there used to be a lot of sinicized Muslims on the western periphery of China proper

>>213585661
>nick is clearly gay
Takes one to know one

communists calling me an ebt n-word

>>213585673
sure thing honky, come work the fields for me.

>>213585667
>>213585686
interesting
>>213585671
not a helpful comment

>>213585482
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>>213585681
Had no idea who this was, thought this was just a warwick type bit where you seethe at a fat fuck and was going to join in
Glad I found he was a senator before joining in, hope you're vpn'd. Jk it'd be funnier if not

>>213585648
The silk road Jews are called Bukharan Jews. Some of them look a bit chinky.

>>213585681
thanks I forgot who you were talking about for a second

>2 female coworkers came back from material leave last month
>neither attractive but both gained massive breasts from pregnancy
>have work interactions with them daily
>difficult to maintain eye contact without looking at their chest
>company installed a mother room in a spare office room
>i can see when they go in from my desk
i don't know how much longer i can restrain myself...

>>213585665
he's jewish so God would protect him from the lions like with Daniel in the bible.

Would like to throw him into a trash compactor and listen to the sweet sound of his bones breaking and popping

>>213585689
takes one to know one

>>213585554
Every topic of discussion in the USA thread is about trannies, jeets, and jeet trannies. If Jason is a tranny and sending Terrone to fight on the line of fire in Gaza so he can get his brains blown the fuck ou by a fucking landmine, fucking thank you.

>>213585716
takes one to know one

Watching gay porn

>>213585726
takes one to know one

>>213585730
doing nofap personally, but whatever floats your boat or whatever f.'s your b. as they say

>>213585702
It's malaponte having a melty over based Randy

i put my dick in a chicks poon

i no black i Dominican

>>213585724
go away brazillian you have your own containment thread. shoo

Watching BBC tranny jew porn

>>213585744
I respect it

a job would be nice but at the same time it would not, part time is probably ideal

Would like to have him thrown into the center of an active volcano and watch as his flesh and bone melts

>>213585730
>>213585758
These are like run-of-the-mill canadian activties, what's new? Thank you

>>213585730
ano, sklony holičku, ty vole

>>213585772
you're welcome, thank you

>>213585767
the middle path. you've got the makings of a wise man, kid

>>213585778
Thank you! Have a terrific day! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

>>213585785
yea both those jobs pay like dog shit and usually menial stuff anyone can do

I met Jeffrey Epstein back 2016.

>>213585791
cringe!

>>213585801
you’re not above that. job. now

The Brazilian tripcode user Lum'sBra is ban evading. He is a well know white supremacist who has on multiple occasions made fun of POC and members of the LGBT community.

>>213585792
YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME! YOU'RE WELCOME! YOU'RE WELCOME YOU'RE WELCOME. THANK YOU YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!

>>213585813
i am, i am specially above non work from home jobs

/brit/ is better than /cum/
>>213584257

Please FBI. Deport Terrone. Slather Terrone in nigger saliva and stick him to a frozen flagpole like in a christmas story. Save us FBI.

>WE ARE
>WE ARE
>MA GA

this year ive been practicing going werewolf mode by getting really trashed and going to the park at night on the full moon. i run around and jump like a maniac and hide in bushes and stuff. last month i stalked a guy through the undergrowth for about thirty minutes before he saw me and chased me away. lucky i was way too fast for him. i cant howl like a wolf so when it gets too quiet i just scream at the moon. its tons of fun you guys should try it. the next full moon is in two days

>>213585751
bodied that foid

>>213585791
Sheriff SHITwood’s coming for him! He’s gonna be slapped in handcuffs and dragged to the police precinct with his tail tucked between his legs. Let’s see if his “in Minecraft” excuse saves him then! TOUGH FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!

>>213585826
let’s see your résumé

>>213585819
jason is a white supremacist but also a homosexual and a tranny
he has said multiple times that he believes anal "sex" is superior to vaginal sex

I haven't slept well motherfucker

jason isn't even here right now he's probably organizing his yaoi folders

>>213585812
Sorry but I always snitch. I do this for all of you, just think of how entertaining it would be if a /cum/ poster got featured in a bodycam video

>>213585858
college done, know a bit of coding

>>213585751
you kikes literally have lost the culture war
terrone won and you lost

>>213585878
put the fries in the bag

>>213585842
This whole fatphobia against Terrone is disgusting! Five years ago, Terrone could’ve starred in a Calvin Klein commercial in just his undies, love handles popping out, FUCKING FUCK A DUCKY! So this is Drumpf’s America? It’s so reminiscent of Nazi Germany.

High as fuck off the ganja tripping out looking at a bunch of google maps stores shit they got an app for that

>>213585860
Jason accepts Asian people as equal to white people. He just doesn't like blacks and Hispanics.

>>213585896
fuck you

what does jason do for a living

To any law enforcement reading this thread

grim thread

>>213585899
East Asians (Japanese, South Koreans, Taiwanese) are White

>>213585884
why hasn't terrone set himself on fire for gaza already? What the fuck? Fuck a ducky? Thank you

>>213585473
You've made this post word for word before. Bizarre
Bot? Or you just forgot?

mein negger *salutes*
heil, du schwartzes arsch kanacke *salutes back*

>>213585939
ich spricht keine deutsch, mein deutsch ist nicht gut, danke brüdi

>>213585939
Speak English.

>>213585525
imagine you get paid hundreds of millions and you get to blackmail other scum bag elites. . Idk you can see the allure.
Really Epstein was pretty based

>>213585961
what if I'm a dog or an Irishman?

oh no we lost!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZinOClUKzn8

Look at her cunny

>>213585920
Not a fan of enforcing the law. I work in law destruction

>>213585961
i thought america was fucking germanic

I have a really big dick and low hanging nuts. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find panties that can contain my meat? I wish we could all have gay sex together.

Is this good

fucked up what china be doing to them wiggers
putting them in camps and shit

i thought this was the /amerika/ thread not a collective circle jerk retelling of jason's wetdreams

>>213586001
No were English
You were lied to by g*rm diaspora and german larpers

i try no to look at the women at the gym

I keep a keeps note of every person that has wronged me. And if someday I become wealthy I plan to fuck all of their lives up

>>213586018
no unless you want to be a twink. how tall are you?

Greatly anticipating death!

>>213586046
5’10

dangerously underweight o algo

>>213585965
It's demonic. None of it was possible without Ghislaine. She lured the girls in and broke them. Listen to Maria Farmer's interview

the way the sun was shinning through the clouds looked like dark souls

>>213586033
>oi be froightfully sorry, m'lud, but his grace's prize bull is ready to ave is painting done, if it please m'lud
>t. a typical white American

how often do you drink coffee?

>>213586068
damn nigga >>213586069

>>213586082
Every day. 2-3 mugfuls

>>213586082
Every waking hour, thank you

>>213586072
You gotta crack some eggs to make an omelette

>>213586082
every day

>>213586097
That's a markov chain, thank you

>>213586082
I've never drunk coffee. I drink 2-6 mugfuls of tea per day thoughever

RUH ROH Raggy! Mine entire car did exploded and burned all my fucking skin off! Whoa mama my eyelids is gone, my ears is gone.

My cock still exists though so I’m gonna jerk off to bald men right now

>>213586109
what do you watch to unwind, besides gay pornogrpahy

may your braps be pungent and your gooning be endless

Only ate 1,055 calories today

>>213586117
bbc tranny jew pornography is not gay
I listen to music and close my eyes

>>213586097
That's the second law of thermodynamics, thank you

>>213586120
Tsmt, those whores got paid plenty I bet

>>213586082
Every morning, sometimes in the afternoon, sometimes in the evening

>>213586120
That guy doesn't agree with the concept of consent because he has a fetish for sex with literal retards, the last one he murdered

Not looking forward to work tomorrow. They’re replacing all my blood with milk and kissing me on the top of my penis, but not sucking it.

>>213586125
This could've been me if I were accepted in my summer internship in Tallinn, fuck a fucking duck motherfucker, thank you

I'm a baroque kind of kike
https://youtu.be/pOHBmPKwsHQ

She was a HOOAH! Una troia sporcatta! Madonna mia, fuggedabodit! Oh!

>>213586158
women starter pack

my right nipple has been itching randomly for the last month I don't understand what its problem is

I think Matt Berry would pronounce "futanari" in a really funny way, probably like Few-TAH-NauR-ri!?

>>213585899
a large percentage of American white nationalists/supremacists are Hispanic

momma dont take my kodachrome away

this is going to be a rough couple of years

>>213586226
he's right to be proud of Take My Hand

>>213586243
why

imwhn

>>213586206
You are dying

I'm a waxing gibbous

I wish God was real and he would come down and take me to Heaven. But I’m a bad person. So he would say “no you don’t get to come in here. You have to go away and be alone.” And I would say “woag I am cumming! I am cumming my penis!”

>>213585426
That looks pretty good tbhfam

>>213586278
God goons
Pleasuring your penis is the way to heaven
All women go to hell

finna slonk that mud

USA girl

>>213586299
big oop deh yahdie

>>213585751
Does Randy understand he's destroying his approval rating with posts like this? He appears to be completely oblivious to the opinions of a large chunk of his own supporters.

This is American culture

I'll be voting for Newsom/Butigieg in 2028

>>213586318
isn't that Christina Aguilera's Genie in the Bottle dance?

>>213586336
Would they dare run a double white male ticket?

>>213586298
Noooo I love women :(

>>213586338
Is that you?

>>213586346
its my dream ticket

>>213585411 (OP)
this bitch is the most obvious grifter in the country yet somehow she still gets elected

>>213586366
the republican party are full of grifters

I am going bald but I still have long hair, so I have a kind of Gollum shortly after finding the ring look going on.

spent all day looking for games to play

>>213586391
do you think that we don't think this is incredibly gay

>>213586386
>politicians are grifters
ftfy, libcuck

Leave the world a better place than you found it. Even if its just a little bit :)

Stupid cricket won't stfu

>>213586391
Major Kusanagi needs me?

>>213586125
Why would they build a giant pool next to the lake and then avoid the lake like a bunch of sissies?
We have literal brain-eating ameobas in our lakes, and you don't see us avoiding them.

>Jewish comedy: protagonist is always in the right but still always suffers (i.e. Curb)
>Catholic comedy: protagonist is always in the wrong and always suffers
>Protestant comedy: protagonist is always in the wrong and yet never suffers for what they do (Eastbound and Down)

Which religion/ideology embodies the comedy where the protagonist is always in the right and never suffers?

I sleep with specially designed ear plugs, a sound machine, and a loud box fan on every night

>>213586428
I did this not long ago and landed on The Long Dark. It's a cozy survival game set in Northern Canada, I like to put on a podcast or audiobook when I play it and zone out

https://ankergames.net/game/the-long-dark

stop spamming your gay anime pictures

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>>213586489
Do you have loud thirdie neighbors blasting music at night?

>>213586465
Larry is a socially awkward buffoon who's selfish and delusional and the audience is made to knows this.

>>213586501
>>213586501

Insects lack lungs; they instead have a bunch of tiny tubes that allow oxygen to enter their bodies directly. If oxygen levels were higher on this planet, we'd have massive insects (again.)

>>213586513
No, but momberg likes to get up early and bang pots and pans

>>213586496
I've been waiting for them to release all the singleplayer episodes since forever

the masculine urge to blow your fucking brains out

Rape is funny lmao

the masculine urge to rub your throbbing member until sticky white goo cums out

>>213586537
Who can relate? (Woo!)

the masculine urge to overthrow israel

>>213586521
He's neither selfish nor delusional, he's the only one whose understanding of society cuts through all the daily bullshit. It's this clear, honest vision of the world that gets him in trouble over and over again.

The whole premise of the show is him getting whipped by people who are in the wrong on all matters, great and small.

globalize the enchilada

People have started throwing dildoes out onto the court at WNBA games
Some sites even let you bet on the color of the dildo

>>213586568
>People have started throwing dildoes out onto the court at WNBA games
why

tomorrow(friday) is finally my friday

>>213586565
I've had enchiladas before

>>213586578
read between the lines you philistine

>>213586578
Bc the wnba is filled with women, and women like to stick things like dildoes up their cooters

>>213586578
It's funny. Plus, it's important to routinely put women back in their place by publicly humiliating them.

>>213586533
zamn I didn't expect you to know about it. What about Dirt Rally 2.0? I've been playing it since 2020 and I have about 800 hours in it. You can turn the whole hud off and get into a flow state or play casually and listen to something in the background.

the entirety of the WNBA vs the entirety of /cum/ arena battle

>>213586537
OPEN FIRE

>>213586547
the masculine urge to rub your throbbing member into a woman until sticky white goo cums out

>>213586568
This is problematic

how do I stop being hideously ugly?

>>213586568
https://youtu.be/v5udSERU_7E?si=UmAukGZCDdnb74KZ

sines and cosines

I’m having a chinese nervous breakdown. I want to gay kill myself.

>>213586298
>God goons
True, he made us in his image. And humans are gooners, so transitively je must be too. Also God is Christ and Christ has a penis, and penises emit cum. Christ is God, so God has a penis. A penis he must occasionally jerk off

>>213586346
Butt-geg is a faggot,so that counts as a minority.

im boutta emit

>>213586707
你永远不会成为女性

>>213586465
>Which religion/ideology embodies the comedy where the protagonist is always in the right and never suffers
None because comedy is inherently about things going wrong

>>213586757
我想射精在我自己的脸上并亲吻你的嘴唇

oh... oh no.... canada...

>>213585791
Based. Keep /cum/ and America safe anon, you're doing the Lord's work

>>213586819
nobody cares about india, agent

going to the water park tomorrow #excited #hype

>>213586862
Wear water shoes so you don't risk getting plantar warts

>>213586862
I never hear about good things happening at water parks.

I just created this picture using Artificial Intelligence

>>213586880
They are nasty

I barely use AI

>>213586878
water shoes are for nerds

>>213586896
Everything fun is nasty!

I don’t know what if I was wrong with my buddy lol

>>213586878
sissy hands typed this post

>>213586880
what the helly

>>213586921
PARDON?

>>213586903
I lurk the ai thread on /co/ for Elsa smut and sometimes poke my head into the one on /v/ but don't use AI directly

>>213586846
sissy hands typed this post

>>213586578
Green dildos specifically. It is a subtle commentary on their recent "pay us what you owe us" campaign.

>>213586935
What the Heliantte? What the hell he on?

sissy hands typed this post

I'm a degen

>>213587044
New

Wife won’t let me get it

>>213587051
It do be pretty pricey

>>213587051
Why ask just buy it

*african guy voice* so in de end de moral of de story is that sometimes de ass rapah man comes for you and sometimes you come for de ass rapah man

I am a fan of poo and pee

all the horrors caused by aerial warfare were worth it for fighter jets

Imagine what you will be eating in 20 years when jeets and ai drive the wages down to 0
Not pizza, bugs

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