Thread 213586076

Blackpilled and furious edition

who is tim and why does he say kek

gay if you wouldnt!

REALLY want to wank over Hatsune Miku

>>213586103
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wasnt going to post this, but the pink one is clearly the male lopunny (mega)
I meant that is lopunny in the pic
if you wouldnt fuck lopunny "because its a Pokemon" then youre weird

dont believe people have sex

SEX. sex with LOPUNNY

>>213586119
fucking UM

AAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE and my laptop battery is running out

>>213586134
lopunny therapist gf (in mental asylum)

Pot noodle
Energy drinks
SIM cards

discord raid

>>213586174
dtfim

morning lads

>>213586180
now then

>>213586190
sc

In the sewer all alone

>>213586202
(that's my home!)

>>213586202
(that's my home!)

>>213586190
right

>>213586180
morning (10:34 pm) "lad"

What Discord are you lads all in then? The Virgin Freak Server?

>>213586230
gay porn server lol

morning lads

>>213586241
roar

>>213586245
screa

>>213586245
grow up

>>213586256
shrooving

>>213586225
it’s 05:38 over here mate so yeah it’s bloody well morning

Give poo

#free rorke

Genuinely don't enjoy drinking anymore, just do it out of habit

>>213586119
mousey on a MAD one

>>213586301
I drank last night and I've felt shit all day, genuinely need to stop, but I won't haha x

>>213586342
Did you enjoy it while you were drinking at least

>>213586351
Not at all it released my dark desires and I ended up looking at gay porn all night

Some cunt is having a melty on outer int

will attempt to force a poo

>>213586301
me with cigs and weed the difference being ive quit. im better than you.

having some very troubling farts, I feel like a diarrhoea disaster is about to happen

soaking my infected finger in some warm water to help aid blood circulation and reduce swelling

>>213586467
how is it infected? have you been to the doctor?

>>213586301
gin hurts my tummy :(

>>213586475
Can't find last post I made about it but basically I bite my nails a lot and this created an open wound which some bacteria got in to
I've been to pharmacy and getting antibiotics tomorrow

>>213586455
t. Emma Watson

>>213586475
It's paronychia

>>213586520
oh that sounds painful. you could probably add a bit of salt to the warm water, it might help
>>213586530
ouch looks painful too

yes you are pathetic

people will say its not the drugs but thats them coping as well. the drugs are definitely are a hinderance.

>>213586592
>are definitely are

*are definitely

>>213586574
I don't have salt on me but might as well get some while I'm out later

Don't like non whites

>>213586592
>>213586617
yep check this guys hard drive

>>213586687
?

>>213586592
are you talking to yourself
you're a sick man

Just been jolted awake by my body SCREAMING at me that a shit was coming. Arsehole is STINGING after squirting liquid death for the past 6 minutes straight. Going to go take another immodium and resign myself to a weekend spent running back and forth to the loo. 4 liquid shits since the clock struck midnight.

>>213586727
Cor, save some for me would you

check dat niggas hard drive

hurr durr stfu

I wonder what would happen if a cure for cancer was discovered, like would that be the end of cancer or would powerful people try to suppress it cos it'll made their businesses obsolete

>>213586743
Would normally appreciate posts like this cuz they'd make me chuckle but I'm suffering so bad that it just annoyed me instead. That's how I know I'm fucked.

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>>213586727
Get off the booze lad, it's no good

>>213586786
Oh my, cynical aren't you?

Computer technology was given to us by demons

>>213586371
just got out the shower and realised some odious little cretin replied the post that was posted to me
first off you aren't me
secondly you couldn't handle the alcohol I drink you odious little cunt
and thirdly I only watch trannies not gay porn
do better, be better

>>213586786
To many rival corps and countries. Even though I think the neofeudal techno-elite are long term gunning for a world population decline toward about 500 million people. Then everyone will live like Saudis for a few generations as energy is solved by the AI-crispr hybrid 500 IQs.

>deleted?
lol playing you like a fiddle

>>213586798
Never had a drop in my life. Pretty sure I've been constipated for the last fortnight and I've just managed to hit my body's limit so my brain pushed the emergency flush button.

>>213586875
Why no drop?

>>213586786
there will never be a cure for cancer because cancer isn't a singular disease

shartzilian on the 'log seething

>>213586119
this is forbidden

>>213586103
'mon fell off when they gave this thing a fan service evolution that adds torn stockings

>>213586901
Just don't drink. No particular reason. Just never started.

>>213586786
corps care most about rapid profits, so all it would take is one person to sell the secret (most likely for a fortune) and whoever patented it would immediately become the biggest pharma company in town for the forseeable future

Wish weed were legal here like it is in the States

>>213587035
disgusting habit

odious little cretinfolx

getting bullied on outer /int/

>>213586874
police? this guy right here

wish there was a virus that targeted only dogs and made their death as long and painful as possible

>>213587045
watch out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WWGJOYNFY8

Oooh yeah, I’m lyin in bed, wide awake, the sands of sleep just slippin through my fingers, dig it! Got the toil in the mornin, the sweat pourin all day long, ohhh yeah, but when the sun goes down, there’s a cold beer waitin for me at home, and that’s the cream of the crop, yeahhh!

>>213587084
sickly war torn brown fingers typed this

Want to sleep but scared after the shits I've been dealing with all night

>>213587072
how ignorant of you to think all police are without flaw. youre naive in your way of thinking about the world around you btw.

i would say its not your fault youre uneducated but youre probably older and have plenty of opportunity to figure this stuff out by now

>>213587084
based dog hater. I've come to leather canines over the past few years. verminfolx don't train their filthy tick infested beasts to stop yapping

people like to shit on mrbeast but he's probably a decent skin

roar

>>213586119
mouse, my man, is that you?

hello my little chickens xx

>>213587153
*clucks and roos chickenly*

>>213587133
can't stand him or jewdiepie. literal wasteman

Just ate 4 rustler burgers. Feel revolting.

>>213587084
I wish there was futanari virus that turned women into futanari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHBoDgvKmXQ&list=OLAK5uy_n8Q6MJPXL476fWgEm8pNtpUTxDw6JYw-8&index=1

>>213587179
PewDiePie is living the dream.

>>213587133
He's the embodiment of corporatism. Fake and soulless.

>>213587186
You wolf down 4 rustlers yet I get flack for eating 1 pot noodle

>>213587186
bizarre lie

>>213587205
If someone is fake but their fakeness funds charities and helps people for real, then what's the issue?

get the fucking gay sex established

went to bed listening to youtube with phoneberg on the wireless charger

now the next morning the phone is dead, must have been knocked from its position on the wireless charger. Upon plugging into the wired charger it turns on, is at 2%, lets you unlock it then immediately restarts in a loop.

Hoping that it's just that it needs more than 2% to properly boot up. I have used the small time window to turn the phone off but still plugged into the charger. My hope is that the battery will fill up with the phone off and then I can turn it on sucessfully later. If not then there will be a trip to the ol' apple shop on the cards fucks sake

sick of chatting with this girl, wish she'd just get her cunt flaps out and we could get it over with

just downloaded The Sims 2 illegally, as it were

tv box delivery was postponed indefinitely fucking hell

>>213587239
need you in jail

>>213587238
cool story bro

woke up with a hangover, stepped off my bed and immediately got a big shard of glass in my foot because i must've knocked my cup off the table at some point last night

>>213587259
grim
see it as a wake up call lad
get off the booze

Forgot I was posting on 4chan for a moment and sign off a post like an email yesterday

>>213587127
youre going away for a long time

>>213587243
didn't know they still had torrents for it, i still have the sims 2 on disc but obviously can't install it anymore because my PC doesn't have a disc drive, and it also probably would have compatibility issues with newer version of windows
the sims 3 is better btw

keep needing to wee and poo

>>213587273
yeah?

>>213587238
happened to my iphone 13 the other day, sorted itself out after a bit

>>213587276
convincing story. now go read a book you complete waste of time

>>213587288
you're going to jail for a long time ok

>>213587294
fuck up gingerpaedo

>>213587295
what for

lots of sirens going near my place at all hours lately, getting very annoying. i don't even live in the city

>>213587294
they dont treat your kind well in prison

>>213587293
thank you for the comforting words during this trying time x

>>213587308
ktim
hate living in a bogan shithole

>>213587279
idk how to use torrents mate. I just go to a website and click download lol
>the sims 3 is better btw
wrong! I've yet to play The Sims 3 doe

well then lads time to start toiling

>>213587308
Might be an old person calling 999 because they're lonely. My mum used to be a carer and told me a lot of old people would do it

>>213587323
don't think it's bogans, i live near a road that leads to a town where there's a lot of old people and no hospital so there's constant ambulances going there, very precarious position for the oldies to be in

>>213587304
you'll be in prison for a while

>>213587330
the sims 3 is basically the same as the sims 2 except better in every conceivable way, except perhaps the menu music
it's not like the sims 4 where they've basically stripped everything out to the bare essentials so they can sell it to you later as DLC (or just not include it at all, like how it's not open world like the sims 3 was)

>>213587369
you're going to prison

>>213587349
ah right thays no good

>>213587390
you'll be in a cell for a number of years okay

>>213587400
yeah thats real amusing simpleton

there is a fresh cobweb that i have to clean up on my car's rear wiper every single day, don't know how the spiderbergs manage it

>>213587412
you'll be locked up for a long time

enjoy jail

>>213587412
Wouldn't bother giving him attention

>>213587420
last response: seek out a good therapist. you need professional help

>>213587457
you aint ever going to see the light of day

>>213587380
not reading all that, fuck you

overwatch ranked time
getting some Ws today yes sir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4wkIK8eCzY&list=OLAK5uy_n8Q6MJPXL476fWgEm8pNtpUTxDw6JYw-8&index=6

>>213587495
fair enough lad

>>213587457
nigga you are a literal paedophile sybau

has dtfic heard that gingerpedo is back

>>213587604
why would you possibly think this was worthwhile posting

>>213587574
sorry. I actually did read it, but my odious little incel mentality took over and out came the vitriol

I am the fart rapist

>>213587417
Why ruin his hard work.

>>213587657
sc

>>213587655
you didn't seem vitriolic to me m8, it was kind of a rambling post and i wouldn't have blamed you for not reading it

>>213587669
if they're going to be stupid and operate on instinct and not learn from experience then that's on them for having silly little arthropod brains

any puer aeternus man in

bitch im an incel

crisps for breakfast

fb? insta?

shove it up your rear end!

rorke wanking to vsco

>>213587675
I tried making a sim in the sims 2 and it crash, checked on youtube and there is a shipload of shit you need to do to get it to work.
fuck it might take your advice and give the sims 3 a try. does it have an ultimate collection like the sims 2?

leftypops just straight up jerking it to the youth

>>213587755
yeah, i can't remember where i got it but i think it was a fitgirl repack (corr fit girl)

>>213587764
used to love gooning to the sims 2 women. I'd make them hang out in their swimsuits and just GOON. ahh to be 13 again

whats going with the homeland party? can someone give me a quick rundown? Why are steve laws and zoomerhistorian attacking them?

found out the local superintendents surname is lawless lol

WHY in god's name would this be age restricted
it's a a photo of a beach

>>213587806
just put the fries in the bag rorke

>>213587806
dusty teapot is a euphemism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaQb2SIwUpo&list=OLAK5uy_msZdzM2SMed0fUcfw1KPesFENUYWlaZGg

reckon it will get to the point that the UK is such a leftypol shithole that they'll make it illegal to leave USSR style

Sex with Emma

>>213587806
why does the british government waste time doing this shit no one asked for when they could be devoting resources to sending them all back?

>>213587837
police? this guy right here

the photo in case you were wondering
presumable "grok" thinks it looks like a pair of tits

>>213587844
cuddles with Emma

>>213587870
Dutch ovens with Emma

many such cases

>>213587855
every government started restricting the internet out of nowhere lately .. curious that it happens now when government distrust is at an all time high due to the internet exposing their nonsense

>>213587892
it's about the kids mate don't even worry about it and definitely don't look into how many age verification companies are based in Israel

>>213587885
wierd. i play Minecraft but only want to fuck trannies, not become one

Kelly Clarkson's ex husband has died.

think i'm starting to get the flustein

made a girl blush at toil yesterday by saying I liked her (German) accent

AI will kill us all.

bed sheets crying out for a changing

>>213587953
Who’s Al?

Wish I was born in my ancestors homeland of Sicily in the late 19th century

Watching straight homosexual Chris Williamson's Modern Wisdom on YouTube... oh, you're mad aren't you... good. That's vitality. That's... a form of love? Oh hmm hmm

>>213588005
no you don't
my family is from Sicily half their siblings still died in like the 1920s

*My theme song hits*
*I come out to a SCSA-tier response*

>>213588013
Chris Williamson is a great crypto rorke

>>213588005
Kino times, kino times. Off to NYC, mama. Mama don't cry mama. The BIG APPLE. As they say?

>>213588005
Fuck off Malaponte you hairy arab

>>213587948
that means she wants your sausage

>>213588037
Can you believe he's a straight man? I can't believe that.

>>213588013
he's a grifter who memorises a quote he looks up before each episode to sound smart

hey mambo, mambo italiano

can't wait for the secret /brit/ gimmick holiday that only the most versed /brit/ posters know of

>>213588052
ugly moids cope by calling any handsome man gay

Sucking Emma Watson’s nipples until she starts producing milk and making cheese out of the milk.

sugoi

Harry Styles is a millennial

howling at all these women risking death for a bargain BBL then selling sob stories to the papers. don't they have any shame

>>213588083
No, he's gay. It's a moveset and a vibe you know what I'm saying?

workplace has this toilet room where there's no windows or any way in other than the door (just an air vent in the ceiling), and the door has a lock on it and i could activate the lock and close the door from the outside, just thinking about how much chaos that would cause

None of the One Direction members ever had zoomer broccoli hairstyle
They're a millennial band

>>213588116
you ever steal all their toilet roll?

used to do it during covid shortages. My work owes me 6 industrial size rolls of toilet roll, for free, taken out in a gym bag. If they want to say I'm a key worker then it is key that I have a clean bum.

>>213588119
They’re not a band at all. They’re a group. No instruments.

>>213588119
what's the zoomer version of one direction? BTS or one of those other slanty eyed groups?

they should just give Corbyn full control of the UK for 5 years so we can kill leftoidism off for good

>>213588126
YouGov is unreliable. It's slanted too much to the left and younger people who boring doing their little online surveys.

If I could move to any country I've never been to in my life it would have to be Italy

>>213588151
He would also kill the UK for good

>>213588097
please respect Emma

red cross keeps hassling me to do more blood donations, not going to do it unless they start paying me

>>213588136
They were a boyband group

>>213588177
they get paid for it in america

we should be paid too

>>213588166
not sure how to break this to you lad but you're already on that path

>>213588177
why;d you do one in the first place

>>213588189
yeah i know, it's fucking rubbish how yanks can sell their blood and we can't

>>213588189
think they only get paid for plasma donations ackchoowully

>>213588192
free sausage rolls in the waiting room

dont eve know my blood type
bet i have some obscure incel one instead of O+ or whatever the universal one is

>>213588177
i honestly consider donating whenever i see the bus in the shop parking lot, but then i think my precious white blood could be helping non-whites if i donate, and i just can't have that

>>213588211
if it was between donating blood for free and donating plasma for money, would everyone not just donate plasma?

corbyn was the uks last hope
then they had him killed

>>213588219
Based

>>213588212
cor sign me up

>>213588219
well if you're an A-type blood then it probably won't be going to non-whites as A is the white man's type, and non-whites are usually O, which cannot receive A-type

Judas Priest has a gay lead singer.

One Direction are all straight.

Despite this, it is approximately 1000x more gay to admit you listen to One Direction than Judas Priest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulZQTrV8QlQ
the current tuneberg on

just realized something. irl id probably despise a majority of you. ill spare you laughing at dead people and posting redheads from now. its low brow and i think ive forgotten i was doing it ironically.

>>213588217
nah you definitely have the boring, unspecial one

your extremely unconvincing attempt to suggest that having a rare one is uncool, while being utterly desperate to have a rare blood type yourself, has not gone unnoticed

>>213588219
that's the reason why I took my name off the organ doner register
don't want my liver going to some fat wog

>>213588267
youre going to jail

>>213588153
yeah that must be it

gfberg and i both have A positive blood so we can trade organs if necessary

>Netanyahu divides Israelis and allies with plan for new military push in Gaza

It doesn't divide Israelis at all
I wish they'd stop pretending that the vast majority of Israelis don't support the total destruction of Gaza

mumberg and dadstein are paying for my bbl for my birthday lads, get in I say

>O+ is more prevalent in Ireland and Greece, while A+ is more common in Germany and France
think bruce is onto something

>>213588252
i have no idea what blood type i am, just can't be fucked knowing haha x

>>213588321
I traded organs with her last night if you catch my drift

>>213588299
read it the first time stuttering puppet

>>213588321
what of organ of hers would you most want?

used to do YouGov but it's a waste of time. You need to do hundreds of surveys to get enough points for the £50 reward

the surveys are extremely long and boring. If you try to click through them without reading then they insert pages to prove you're a human.

>>213588341
wouldn't mind trying out a uterus for a while

Don't have any friends. Not like by anyone. Am a wretch.

>>213588325
Lots of British culture in this post.

it's kind of cucked to have a gf/wife when you really sit and think about
this is NOT cope

>>213588336
well donating blood is a free way to find out your type, i talked to a doctor about blood types once and he said that unless you're donating blood, sometimes you actually have to pay to have your blood type tested

Life satisfaction probably maxed out in tightly packed Mediterranean cities where everyone never worked ever in their lives and just yelled and shouted at each other and sang and went into every building and touched everything you owned without ever washing their hands, family bonds, smell of freshly baked bread and shit and oranges.

>>213588346
just have an indian do it for you

>>213588325
ffs rorke israel is not a monolith leftyyids go to jail for not serving in the idf often

>>213588359
It's cucked nowadays but back when you got a virgin and basically owned them it was worthwhile

>>213588364
yeah but why do you want to know? seems pointless. like knowing if i have cancer or not. rather just not know until it's actually a problem

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>>213588346
And who's more likely to do them? Poorer people and students - two groups that skew left politically

>>213588359
>really sit and think about

dont strain yourself

>>213588395
idk just seems nice to know these little details about your body just in case

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ennobling a poo

>>213588396
Sup crodie
Katy waking up tight and wet ready for batonage x

>>213588425
n words drink that. wouldnt be caught dead buying it personally

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

>>213588429
NAME. NOW!

Katy's pussy muscles tightened during the night
Ebony soul pole gon stretch her meat out again

>>213588370
enjoyed this post

if most men were rich chads they would simply never settle down

>>213588396
i prefer a casio g-shock
>>213588425
i don't drink
>>213588443
prefer to get fuel from the local 7-11

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>>213588370
Now only Jews live like this sorta

>>213588461
kys stupid cuck

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>>213588370
germgroids ruined med economy so now they all have to work like germgroids, slaving away for shekelberg
also oranges are extinct

>>213588450
newdle_head

How do Orthodox Jews dress like this in Miami, where it's very warm and humid all year round?

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>213588494
guess it's a religious thing, you know how they are

>>213588339
dont care enjoy prison

>>213588494
This Jew must be boiling

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

women literally love being victims like they seem to derive some sick satisfaction from it

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>213588487
thanks, but not that good upon closer inspection. i'll stick to Sayuri & Cami for the time being x

These little dolls are called "Labubu" and they are a global sensation. I haven't seen a toy craze like this since Beanie Babies or Furby, people are going nuts for them. They were created by a Chinese artist who grew up in the Netherlands who has cited Nordic mythology as their main inspiration in creating these critters. Sure would rather little girls play with these than with nasty garbage like Bratz. The irony is that as Jewish controlled American soft power declines and Eastern powers increase theirs, the world's children will get culture that is more wholesome and Aryan.

I could only wear shorts and a t-shirt in 85+ heat

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>213588508
>>213588494
they're burning up!
it's like an oven in there

thankfully crodie did his gimmick at the end of the thread

>>213588562
think you may be referencing a character i have filtered lad

>>213588577
>>213588577
>>213588577
>>213588577
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wonder how the mods talk about the belgium nonce in their private chat

I would really rather not