Thread 213600029

DYING OF THE COVID BUT GETTING THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS ANYWAY edish

>>213600029 (OP)
you got the jewflu too?

just gto this for breakfast

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this is the thread
not using a yank one

>>213600029 (OP)
ew

Can't believe you mongs made three (3!) news but when were at 350 you're nowhere to be seen
Get a grip...

>>213600090
*gets a grip on your neck*

>>213600071
you fucking would use this retard's thread
you're both cut of the same repulsive cloth

Seriously though why would you buy a sirloin steak if you're just going to bash it thin and throw it in the air fryer

>>213597995
>>213597995
>>213597995
This is the right already existing thread

>>213600120
SAAAAAAR

Sir Air Fryer

imagine thinking that was worth posting about twice

nigga name is keir

>grow up
how do you even comeback to this without sounding affected

>>213600029 (OP)
Why do you pretend to drink cider?

drinking alcohol out of a can is repulsive

>>213600210
did you end up meeting up with gundamleaf

>>213600203
*effected

>>213600243
how else are you meant to drink on the tube
cant hardly swig a bottle of wine or spirits

Redundancyconsultationlad here
Basically just doing fuck all next two months until I leave end of october
Might have a can on the train into work on Monday morning and see how I get on in the office

last i checked facebook (over 10 years ago) one of my old mates from school posted something about starting a weight loss journey, wonder if he's still a tubbo

>>213600248
you've been warned mate

Get Wi-Fi anywhere you go!

>>213600243
agreed

>>213600248
No he ignored me and said he'd never meet up with me

Honestly thought that was a bit rude but whatever

>>213600203
you say it back louder

>>213600277
he looks like he has a lot of buddies who are experts in specific fields

>>213600265
literally no one knows who you are
blogon snorelord

>>213600293
wow what a cunt

>>213600165
Alri Jake I know that's you
Learn to cook

phone keeps ringing at work im just going to unplug it

>>213600264
shut the fuck up and don't ever reply to me again spaino you cuck freak

>stop watching porn woman
women are the most insane people ever and guarantee that with every wank I go through on YouTube there is a woman that has uploaded some even more bizarro shit, to the extent that I am surprised every time. scary thing womens minds (I wish they would go all in on me)

>>213600277
dumb crossposter
>>>/tv/213496344

>>213600371
grow up

>>213600385
him? done

There's this girl that's been on my mind
All the time, Sussusudio oh oh
Now she don't even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same
Sussusudio oh oh

>>213600423
did she died

>>213600338
When I thought back about it I guess he probably has good reasons for not wanting to meet up with me

Oh well

Pints are so fucking expensive out there too it was criminal

>>213600454
Unironically yes

yes the standing underwater in a helmet co has someone die every time they fall over while standing up underwater and they just have their entire business going underwater and that

Limbs rendered birds by the speed they flew off
A soup nothingness that once was your best friend
Motherless children and temptress widows

THE WILD THE USELESS THE DEAD THE UNTAMEABLE

>>213600408
don't like this

getting a shower but not washing my hair

>>213600538
why

I wish I had a little gnome friend

>>213600569
nightmarish

that friend that's too rorke

why is dtfic literally ALWAYS here?

>>213600597
he isn't?

>>213600597
What else would he be doing?

Hope tonights meetup doesn't go like all the other ones where I make awkward small talk with a handful of people for a few hours then think what's the point and go home

>>213600631
Can I come?

who was your favourite one out of k-on?

>>213600631
are you going to that party thing again?

>>213600607
enjoying your 4chan pass + vpn combo dtfic?
>>213600621
ANYTHING except being the unpaid full time brit policeman?

>>213600631
what meetup is this

>>213600581
why

Fucking hate dadberg, he's invited his deano mates around before they fuck off to see oasis tonight and all they ever do is haul abuse at me from my bedroom door. They've started calling me Anne Frank as well. Maybe if you lot weren't such CUNTS I'd actually leave my room. Fucking hate them all.

Here are the figgers I picked this morning fr my tree, unfortunately birdberg is eating them

>>213600638
No
>>213600658
I'm not the sex party anon
>>213600675
For the last time Diego you're not coming

>>213600597
Well he is incredibly mentally ill, you see

>>213600688
FOLC

>>213600699
were are you going

>>213600699
why u keep blogigng about it if you wont say what it is im homealoneeveyrfridaynight i.e. i dont leave the house so calm down

>>213600699
Rude bitch. Have a SHIT time on your own cunt

>>213600712
just dont want to risk you turning up mate, it's discord only

>>213600693
those look good
you must share with the birds

>>213600735
you're very retarded

what does 'luh' mean

>>213600688
>all they ever do is haul abuse at me from my bedroom door. They've started calling me Anne Frank as well
howling

and that was my last ever gay wank

>>213600767
rage on

>>213600767
be that as it may, still not risking freakozoids like you turning up and ruining the vibe. nothing personal mate x

>>213600777
Love

>>213600790
mate you've been complaining about how it's a "bad vibe" so much that you've post it multiple times today
you are a coward
and i promise you i would never turn up to your shit

>>213600479
source?

wankie bridge

there's a video of a biomass man pulling his trousers down on a packed london train
what goes on in the mind of the 'mass?

>>213600820
why do you care so much then

>>213600765
>you must share with the birds
Those fuckers are pecking all the figs

>>213600820
don't care brother it's discord lads only as i said, i'm not revealing the location no matter how nonchalant you pretend to be lol

>>213600735
>>213600790
Kek lead that freak on a wild goose chase

>>213600784
hi rorke

>>213600859
cringe

fucking sperg had a panic attack because he got beeped at lmao

>>213600838
does her tattoo say "foreskins and showers"?

>>213600889
dont care you're still not invited lmao and you literallly have been a brit namefag for years youre not allowed to be the arbiter of what is cringe lol

>>213600921
ruined that freak

>>213600921
are you literally 12

>>213600921
that's diego raging for the next four hours well done dickhead

>>213600934
why are you trying to find someone who is the same height as you

>>213600921
Kek he's gonna be geothermal over this one for the rest of the day

>>213600970
SCMRIEANIG

>>213600970
HOWLING

diego rn

Diego being carryfucked right now

>>213600970
sc

>>213600909
>grandad driving the rest of the way because of a panic attack

>>213600994
hs?

>>213600997
lol those ones aren’t deadly. Just a little bit of pain and some redness after

right then diego's just facetimed me and he's crying his eyes out, pack it in lads you've gone too far

Beef and mushroom curry for tea

rice and poo

>>213600909
>I have fantasies about getting out the car and attacking the drivers.
Thing is, if I go to the profile I just know it’s going to be some limp wristed Reddit faggot

>>213601065
>implying i own an iphone
oh no no no

>Diego is an androidcel
imagine my shock

>>213600851
that's fine

>>213601068
I'm having mushrooms too

>>213601068
Nice, rice with dog food on it yummy

>>213600976
Good afternoon miss kitty cat

why you do this to me kayleigh x

>>213601098
Timmy ahh mushroom

>>213601097
How is it fine? Those fat bastards are eating in sweet succulent fruits the equivalent of their body mass after I tended to the trees for years like a cuck

>>213601138
do what whos kayleigh

fascinating

dads got his cbt tomorrow

>>213601138
would do anything to have her sit on my face desu x

Lush

>>213601156
Should have put a net over it

>buy fitted sheet
>it doesn't fit

rorke's favourite dinner

33 is NOT old. I am in my PRIME. You'll be old as me one day and the youth will call you a weird name as well, probably "tio" or some rubbish.

>>213601238
>nyc
>gbp
hmm i think not

>>213601138
thighs yum

>>213601259
Shut the fuck up tio

>>213601261
These stores accept all major currencies usually you poor freak

what are today's pollen levels?
why didn't he post it?

>>213601259
love you unc x

>>213601238
I wish I were rich

>>213601281
That's me done

>>213601252
mums choice

>>213601221
Im fine with the birds eating a few so they poop them around but they are being too greedy

>>213601295
lmao what a braindead comment

You can see the jealousy in the daughter's eyes over her mum's FAT arse

>>213601200
does it smell of poo

>>213601252
why does it look like tinned mandarins

Fray Bentos tinned pies are actually mint

>>213600693
oh those look beautiful

>>213601068
Leftover stew and mash for me la

Is this "Rorke" in the room with us?

imagine arguing with diego whilst having a 1:1 replica dildo of his knob inside you

>>213601363
mamma mia corrrrrrrrrr

>>213601428
heah he's me wiat waht no im not rorke ffs

never wanted to be rich me. don't believe money can buy happiness.

>>213601296
Are you lost?

I'm Finna Bridge From Sicily to Italy's Mainland

>>213601363
veteran baton drainer

the 'berg

>>213601335
Great rebuttal…

>>213601446
It can buy lots of other stuff though

>>213601417
They are the wilding variety from my area in northern Italy, however they are 100% ficus carica and not caprifigs

>>213601486
if you had any idea what you were talking about you'd be embarrassed right now lmao

warming up again next week lads. lovely stuff

He really did get rumbled by that poster not extending the invite

>>213601517
This is important because I live in the wettest region in Europe and figs from the south would die and rot from too much water or suffer in the cold winters

>>213600693
Wow those look good

Now I'm hungry

>>213601482
Love how much they just want to lie about and cuddle

>>213601095
based

>>213601517
lovely. i wish i could live in italy and grow fresh figs

>>213601482
didn't know they allowed pets in auschwitz

figgy pocket figgy pocket figgy pocket

hey baby i hear the poos acalling

;]

I may be NEET but my room is tidy and smells of sandalwood, rose and patchouli

got bitten by a spider yeterday and the bite mark is leaking sticky water
grim and gross

Battlefield 6 is NOT woke despite the fact there's women soldiers on the frontline

bar glob help
or
grab bellhop
or
phyllo brag
or
gyp hall bro

where do we stand on indians (white) lads?

>>213601804
neck

Don't mean to be a Debbie downer, but life is utterly meaningless, if it does have a meaning, then we're unable to comprehend that meaning, and no, "defining your own purpose" doesn't count; this purpose would be non-universal

>>213601831
who are you?

>>213601831
Alri calm down Schopenhauer

>>213601831
state of this post

>>213601841
An ant, as are you.

the prospective 'fc order:
>Mighty Bucket For One
>Original Recipe Chicken: 2 pc
i'll get off to get this collected and to scowl at the uberjeets drivers

On your knees now
NO
https://youtu.be/AS1WfBIYf7s?si=NWxua2oCiD-KQVtB

>>213601824
sc

sup bros

>>213601831
purpose doesn't have to be universal to count. or you could say our universal purpose is to muddle through best we can

>>213601441
every time he replies with "hs" or "you are severely mentally ill" it vibrates

>>213601831
so because the meaning i find in my own life doesnt apply to everyone its pointless? thats your idea? lol ok brainiac life is meaningless i still have innate desire to wake up, feed myself, and proceed to suffer through existence. thanks for your grand revelation

Going to watch The Lord of the Rings for the first time. What am I in for?

sexo booty gf

why are young people so attractive. it's not fair that they get to just walk around doing their regular life but looking like a literal piece of art

>>213601891
To proctect the balls

>>213601943
homoeroticism

>>213601943
a good nap

>>213601943
The Lord of the Rings

>>213601904
ミヌエットって何?

>>213601865
doubt an ant would be having these thoughts or posting about them

>>213601928
gingerpaedo

makes you think doesn't it

>>213601961
saw one in a green cardigan today who was very fetching

Was going to sleep, the covid has me awake since 10pm last night you see and it's too sore to sleep when I lay down

Then I remembered why I made this thread so I'd remember to get the cans

>>213601961
toddlers tend to resemble old people imo

>>213602058
why have you got covid in 2025

I demand sex

>>213602047
Oh my dear, you look simply smashing in that jumper!

>>213602058
grow up

>>213601961
people of all ages can look beautiful

>>213602087
catyank

>>213602068
not kids ffs. i mean the young ones at toil. im officially one of the older geezers slowly being erased by the sex appeal quick wit and talent of zoomers

>>213602083
bend over then

my booze is nearly here

REGGIE LEDOUX?!

>>213602083
this

nth for the gyaldem

Civilisation is the domestication of humans

>>213602153
What did you get lad?

>>213602081
I don't know fucking know, lad
Maybe it's being outside among people who are covid infected?
Perhaps it's 2020 all over again?


>>213602088
I will later, lad


>>213602153
WAHEEEEYYYYY

>>213602186
two bottles of wine and six bottles of beer

i'll never have sex ~

pinkpantheress sex arse

>>213602205
You drinking all of that in one night?

>>213601912
It should be universal as this binds you to the world around you. It could be argued that the real "self" doesn't exist, it is an illusion, or an effect, and therefore you aren't truly attached to anything in this world. In this vein of thought, in order for purpose to apply to your "self", it would have to apply to every physical thing with which your "self" interacts and thus imbue you with meaning

>>213601928
You're free to go on believing in the value of your own life, but that doesn't change the fact that if it does have a purpose, it remains nebulous to you, and almost certainly will do for the remainder of your life

>>213601996
It's all the same, thoughts or no

been out since noon but i see dtfic is still here he really does nothing else does he

Lads
Semi ridiculous question here.
There's a BULLY CAT that keeps bullying my cat because he's twice her size - most likely trying to do a rape.
She can't go outside without that prick coming to attack her. She shat on my stairs which she hasn't done ever and she's 5 years old.

What do I do? I can't call the popo on a fucking cat and cats are very difficult to capture.

going to look like an unkept mong for about a year since i’ve decided to grow out hairberg

>>213602217
let me shag it x

>>213602224
no, for the whole weekend

>>213602244
poison it

>>213602244
train your cat

>>213602244
must be a timmy cat

>>213602205
>2 bokkles of wine
>6 bokkles of beer

>>213602266
ah that's gay, lad
Unless it's the liter bokkles then I understand, two wine bokkles in one night and the six liters the next night

>>213601185
successors to the british empire map

wanked to interracial porn award

>>213601831
So what?

I need my dick sucked

>>213601988
猫の種類だね?

>>213601185
Britain is obviously not 100% Common Law since we have Acts of Parliament which are not Common Law.

Eating gumbo in the swampy bayou

>>213602127
Ok

>>213602228
so then why are you wasting time telling me instead of trying to figure out your place. not necessarily the purpose for your life but your reason for existing (who you are). youre using the fact that you cant be sure whether or not its potentially all circumstantial or perhaps completely random as an excuse to give up trying to figure it out. anyway, it takes a level of humility to accept you dont know something and strive to figure it out. it comes with maturity.

>>213602244
get a litter box for now, do you know the big cat's owners?

>>213602286
wasn't talking to you boringalcoholiclad was i

Eating a ham and cheese sandwich

weird thread right now
was going to jerk off to be fair but there are kids playing outside. in a way that saved me

>glitter
>saville
>FA youth coaches
>huw edwards
>now police
the peadophisles

tumbly is rumbly

>>213602374
nah
no collar either
too clean to not be owned though

>>213600597
he loves belgians

>>213602376
Would have to be drinking every day for that, lad

>>213602396
Never going to be a Noncelad with that attitude
Just shut the curtains

>>213602286
Why do you pretend to drink alcohol?

young dumb and full of cum

>>213602369
gingerpaedo

>>213602407
SSRI rice pudding

sir cum flex

mental how you lot can find the most boring and unimportant shit to argue about

"oo, where?"

might binge later on 12k calories

>>213602406
>>now police
>now
police are the original nonces

Might smoke weed later

>>213602406
The Tatchellite Paedocracy of Great Shitstain

had something else on my mind but I think ive worked it out. so it is a good thing that I didnt jerk off already
>>213602426
whatever that means, Ireland

>>213602409
damn, maybe take a pic put some leaflets up asking about the cat, leave things be or get an air gun

been awake for 24hrs

well why is someone posting images of kids? it wasnt just the yank no

>>213602489
Got any plans this evening mate?

>>213602542
well i've been awake for 25 hours

Pull down your dress, here’s a kick in the ass
Let’s beat you blue till you shit in your pants
Don’t move, child, got a big black stick
There’s six of us, babe, so suck on my dick!

Have some bloody self control for once in your life

>>213602477
>Four-year-old child dies after fall from farm equipment in Wisconsin

Been awake for about five hours

dog training videos for me :3

2010s Richard Spencer was far more based than Nick Fuentes

>>213602550
Yes mate wifebergs gone to her mums for the weekend so I'm going to get pissed and watch Conan the Barbarian with a picky tea, you'll be here the whole time I presume yeah, great.

>>213602594
Is he not based now?

got a brownoid on an ebike bringing me booze
shall be a steamingtoil tonight

>>213602560
*rapes you*

>>213602567
How often do you think about sucking your half brother's cock?

the scene in Signs where the alien is spotted walking around town used to scare my arse out but i've grown up since then

>>213602618
sc

that post wasnt about Canada
well if it looks like it then its why I have to explain myself, so that we both know

>>213602617
reckon he'll rub his willy all over the bottle

Trying to talk dadberg out of buying a purple BMW and looking like a paki

>>213602489
>some obscure tribe does it as a manhood ritual so being a paedo is totally okay

>>213602617
Thank you for supporting the great replacement!

>>213602617
You're responsible for the death of this country

>>213602638
fomyeg

>>213602608
Weird thing to lie about but okay enjoy I guess

>>213602608
is that a euphemism for her seeing her bull and getting BLACKED RAW all weekend?

>>213602617
Need them all shot immediately

>>213602633
are you getting married?

>>213602681
>>213602681
>>213602681

>>213602675
really isn’t that funny :/

>>213602689
>>213602689
>>213602689

early

>>213602650
That's why he is that way

Vicious cycle innit

>>213602614
He's retreated from politics these days and was supporting Kamala Harris last year.

He is basically just a racist liberal now.

>>213602667
no
just have to attend one where I'll only know one single person there
suffice to say I am shitting myself

>>213601068
have you ever thought about how people used to eat mushrooms, vegetables and bread etc to fill out their meals because there wasn't enough meat to go around or they couldn't afford it but now people do it because they think it's healthy because their governments said so?

>>213602369
It is essentially biologically impossible for the human brain to figure out what its reason for existence is. Even if I wasted my life trying to figure it out, I wouldn't.
>purpose of your life
>your reason for existing
These are effectively the same thing.