Thread 213604497

LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

you arent black, nonwhite

Vegetarian
Straight Edge (no drugs)
Day Trader

Grindset

>>213604555
imagine how good a nice smoke sounds though

Call me Timmy all you want. I don't care.

nth for the holodem

>>213604571
sexo (if legal age)

>>213604555
LOL you're still on that get-rich-quick bullshit?

Give it up you demented pedo freak

really are the dregs here
look at these news

posting midday on christmas

>>213604561
yes i know trust me esp. after sex. unfortunately i need to stay fully focused on my objective(s)

>8/8
Heil Hitler!

>>213604571
you just know their arseholes smell absolutely peng

>>213604497 (OP)
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: THE BEERS ARE IN

red meat gives me the trumps

>>213604580
sex this one too sex sex

>>213604606
pong*

>>213604600
You've never had sex, gingerpedo

Well, ignoring all those times with your older half brother ...

>>213604555
swing trading is better

>>213604591
miserable bastard

>>213604594
cronem gherkin sitting inside alone on christmas posting this LOL thats his life THATS HIS LIFE

I’ve paid my dues, I’ve sold my soul. So tell what is left for me when I have given up everything

>>213604615
WHAHEYYYYYYY

I myself, am on a can of the mosnter

GET THE FACKING BEERS IN

>>213604627
peng pong
could be one of their names lol

>>213604663
Why do you pretend to drink Monster?

my name is rorke and its really nice to meet you
you were recommended to me by some people
hey ooh is this illegal

drinking MOSNTER aussie lemonade

>>213604497 (OP)
prefer the version with the little apu fella down there

>>213604705
sexo

>>213604622
cannae wait to see what she gets up too in 3d

bouncing myself silly to this laaads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_MxsM80LqM

>>213604594
bruh

>>213604571
dont be fooled by the looks. i bet they are packing

>>213604645
not for beginners iirc

>>213604594
hwo can yu possibly post here on christmas wtf lmao

*sips*

I posted on Christmas last year too but just one early new to rattle the runt cage

>>213604594
He's consistent

>>213604698
good choice

>>213604497 (OP)

you guys ever notice how often he stops once someone says the N word?

diego im involved in this new club in Melbourne and we need a piss goblin are you available?

dtfic rattling the bars of the runt cage from the inside

>>213604594
exceptionally grim

>>213604745
Even better

>>213604749
How much money have you made so far

everyone laugh at him

can someone post the webm of the sexy squirrel thing from ratchet and clank

ok I will eat it!

>>213604783
...hey mate yeah that sounds interesting interview in 30 minutes on skype?

>>213604734
favourite deftones album?

>213604823
SEXOOOOOOOO (but me as the horse and a normal female) (without the roles reversed) [dont know why im saying this]

>>213604826
did you just call a squirrel "sexy" ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGsqYFnqSGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGsqYFnqSGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGsqYFnqSGc
give this a spin haha

>>213604784
Why didn't you want to hang out?

You missed your only opportunity to get to know me :/

and the latest on Sir Keir?

SEXO SQUIRREL

>>213604876
You really did love that Pepe didn't you

only flags i have unfiltered are uk aus and usa, this is the way

>>213604863
UM

>>213604844
Tough one. I grew up on Around the Fur and White Pony, but Koi no Yokan and Saturday Night Wrist are absolute belters too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyHNyWfQRQ

You?

sometimes i buy mozzarella, slice it up, chuck some salt, pepper, and olive oil on it, then scran that as a snack.
anyone else?

girl starting her colt sex (im the horse)

I shouldn't be doing this. I'm 33, I'm supposed to be thinking about going out for dinner with a girlfriend, maybe even a wife. Instead, I'm posting about poo with other losers (sorry, but...) on the fucking internet.
How do you even begin to pull the yoke up on this disaster? Is it really over? How did I even end up on this path, at all.
Again, I'm sorry, but it's just how I feel.

>>213604900
this is a male? bruh, could've fooled me.

>>213604867
its a 3d furry creature thing and its very fuckable

>>213604947
literally everyone hre is like this

>>213604947
have a pooey wank lad

>>213604863
the cronem... the katies...

The reality is that we are ruled by Jews

>>213604810
seen this loads of times but only just noticed she actually says H cup and nothing about dicks

>>213604938
Yeah but you need a good Buffalo Mozzarella or even a Burrata, not the cheap stuff.

what happens in the webm im not clicking dat shit

>>213604932
Around the Fur

>>213604863
That looks like it hurts :/

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213604947
damn unc life hit you hard huh

call the cops am off me chops

>>213605000
beautiful Black culture

>>213605000
biomass gets turned into compost

>>213604856
yh gold ship is too much of dork to lewd

Anyone here have any advice on moving out? I'm approaching 30 now and sick of my parents and my woke sister. I've got over 110k saved up could I buy somewhere decent? Just a decent flat or small house would be fine. I can't take the lack of personal space any more. I feel likd I have no privacy.

I take home about 2.2k per month, could I live on that?

I know that if I tell my parents they'll shoot the idea down so I need to be prepared.

Life has never felt this over lads
Not even got the energy for a tug

>>213605000
Black person getting chopped up and sliced open and shit

Not good

>>213604998
yeah hopefully this is the thing my gf finds on my computer and gets ideas...

GET
ON
THE
BEERS

Cartel ones are the worst

this fit is cold af

deftones music got me like pt.6
https://youtu.be/Nf5CeJsstVQ?si=qEgDxZcfDC5vyPwN

>>213605055
ktim. LITERALLY me

>>213604868
Good track that deegs x

>>213605058
blog on

>>213605000
opp with his arms chopped off gets drawn and quartered

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_drawn_and_quartered

>>213605073
fr

>>213604947
My first response to reading this was haha that sroom wojak fella would be a good response to this.
Not normal for a man of 30 to be thinking about how he would respond in internet images. Brain is pure mush

on the leffe myself
how do you pronounce it? nobody knows

>>213605111
mulero does no wrong

>>213605073
ready for the heatwave next week

>>213605142
Clean your fingernails ffs

>>213605058
is Rightmove broken?
We don't know where you live you dopey cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XkcTiEW7bk&list=RDxjiVJ1yX-tA&index=2

>>213605153
yesss yessss fuck yes am cumming

>>213605153
what does this gesture mean?

>>213605142
grotty bastard

was looking at anime tits and my benis became bigger

>>213605142
Been sat with your thumb up your arse fella?

>>213605179
need your hard drive checked

feel fucking wasted lads

>>213605179
Gingerpedo don't you think you should give up being a pedo subhuman if you're going to be "straight edge"?

>>213604998
NOOOOOOOO

>>213605187
human men only

im cumming in my pantaloons

>>213605142
lazy mong leaving that ironing board there

>>213605247
AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH

>>213605251
at least I actually iron my clothes

>>213605208
>>213605193
that's what a working man's hands look like, you'd know if you ever left your smelly childhood bedroom

>we feel privileged that you have chosen us as a company you'd like to work for. Unfortunately, we have decided to move forward with other candidates whose experience more closely aligns with the requirements for this role.

>it's a minimum wage customer support role

what the fuck is a nwah meant to do around here man

>>213605293
You can wash your hands you know

>>213605308
invent a time machine then go back and work harder in school

>>213605354
I have a First

>>213605293
wash you hands properly you grimy grubby cunt

miss it so much

don't want to be around anymore

Did it ever begin?

>>213605383
I want you to be around

just cummed

>>213605142
mental how it's brewed in the UK by ABInbev but unless you read the small print on the bottle you'd have no idea

>>213605307
would fuck them both up the cathole

seeeeeeex

>>213605387
no
it's over and always has been

>>213605379
I'm content to just rewatch all the classic episodes once a year while drinking and remember what life used to be like

>>213605387
tomorrow

Current life plan: get kicked out by my sister and end up in sheltered housing provided by the council

A bold plan for sure. Let's see how it plays out...

>>213605383
I care you :)

>>213605440
:O

OK I will shower!
shower to get started on gettting a girlfriend (got to smell nice and be prepared)

drinking aussie themed beverages and listening to australian produced trap beats

>>213605423
I see...

>>213605440
Is this.....Rorke???

>>213605422
i scream this whenever i cycle

>>213605365
then you shouldnt be applying for shit-tier jobs

>>213605407
Apparently the ones you get also have less alcohol

>>213605293
>that's what a working man's hands look like
Being a rentboy is not work

Rate the order

it's so easy when you're big in japan

anyone here ever been to new york

mad to think this time 2 weeks ago I had a gf and we were cooking dinner. Now you ask? I'm all alone

>>213605468
Got any plans this evening?

didn't leave the house all week award

>>213605525
mate.. those are your creps

just cracked open my first beeroid

excellent throw on corrupt scyther :)

>>213605545
had pizza from there before

Just had to sit through 4 back-to-back 120s post timers. Pile of shite this website is honestly

>>213605548
She leave you lad?

FINAL BOSS OF IBIZA

FINAL BOSS RESPONDS TO MEME!

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT FINAL BOSS IS DOING RIGHT NOW!

Oh my days shut the FUCK UP. Normgroids will drive anything into the fucking ground in a desperate, pathetic attempt to show they're in on the joke.

>>213605545
Yeah I've been like fifteen years ago and might go again this year

>>213605422
*cuts the line in front*

>>213605585
chill out unc

fhugettabout it

GUN DEM

rorke's taken it too far this time

>>213605553
nah, only tomorrow

@toby what are the most sexo Pokémon?

>>213605603
ew!
actual disgusting woman

>>213605379
shit programme for retards

>>213605579
>>213605599
was it good
thinking of going myself

>>213605634
Whatcha getting up to?

>>213605618
>>213605622

Can of monster seemed to have worked lads
I might have the energy to get the BIG cans
>it's not even 7pm
FFS far too early

WHOA
WE'RE GOING TO EAT PIZZA

work has now completely evaporated my sex drive
i am like an old man now

>>213605585
its all gone to the mongs head too. he got a tattoo of himself, the fucking pillock. he will be forgotten by next week.

>>213605664
the baile lad

>>213605622
Europe is AWAKE

Weekend's here. Cracking open a couple of cold ones

lopunny

>>213605658
When I went yeah it was great

Hoping to go again soon so I can enjoy it more thoroughly since I've got money to spend these days

>>213605693
ancient image

Cansmong still at it is he? What a dismal gimmick. Like that kid at school who said a funny thing once and now repeats it daily

>>213605669
shut up spainnonce

>>213605658
Yeah the pizza was great, got it from the frozen asile in tesco

>>213605705
why do you pretend you travel when you spend 18 hours a day here?

mental how you can see a picture of a laughing bradley and it's either someone pointing out an innocent spelling mistake or someone making fun of a stranger's horrific death

>>213605682
What's that like down there?

>>213605738
most mentalist thing i've heard all day

they are all the same one person

it's captain rorke!

>>213605628
I saw Queens of the Stone Age in 2002 at Southampton Guidhall when I was 13 years old (even saw them outside the venue walking around before the gig started)
where does the time go lads

>>213605759
mental so it is

I enjoy searching for horrific deaths in the news to post with a laughing bradley

>>213605737
Not pretending though

I do travel and I don't spend 18h a day here

just realised it is friday
fucking grim
I haven't had mates in years so I always do the same shit every friday evening that I do every other evening
FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKASSSSS

yeah ninetails and vulpix would get it

>>213605768
>to late
Fuck sake

>in 2002
>when I was 13 years old

>>213605807
so this is ronke

>>213605503
yeah it's all a bit shit really

Big bradders cock

Bradley Walsh, what are your thoughts on the local children's hospital burning down with hundreds dead?

>>213605818
>Its

>>213605768
>>213605807
vgh.... the aryan ubermensch...

>>213605777
mate i was like 6 in 2002 you are ancient

best thing about traveling is just walking around and experiencing the atmosphere
everything is new and it's like I've just been born again

>>213605545
yh
it was kinda boring tbqh

Tatsumasa Murasame. A Japanese man.

>>213605856
I'm 36

And 2002 for Canslad?
was celebrating my 21st

>>213605879
as i said, ancient

Cruella De Vil, you better chill, leave the dalmatians alone, fot real

got the new fcukers on

>>213605818
no apostrophe on it's either
they might be dyslexic but at least they're trying i suppose
but my god what a cast of oddballs at this norwich protest
the bird in this pic was sexually abused by her older brother as a kid and made a big speech on stage blaming the council in a diff vid a while ago that i saw
now this fat guy screaming his head off
geezer hosting is the most bazza geezer ever, sounds like ray winstone +50% gruffer

>>213605890
sad really isn't it.

I'm 37 years young

Making bread and butter pudding.

well that was nice

>>213605890
Bet you had lots of cans that night lad

>>213605822
sad to see you entertaining this low brow humor. me? already out of the habit of bradley posting.

think I may have got a bit sunburned

>>213605916
she's speaking now i don't like her much tb h, she seems like an attention seeker more than anything but fair enough that she's messed up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpG1WPjnQZI

>>213605887
>Newcastle Crown Court heard the 46-year-old local from Newmarket Walk had smeared faeces on milk bottles and the walls of a nursery, and had climbed in clinical waste bins for "comfort".

>>213605924
looks Iike lasagne

>>213605950
isn't even sunny at all

you dont get the reference

>>213605950
imagine getting sunburn in 2025

would you say england is a pretty country? if you were to rank it with like italy as the most beautiful and indian as the least where would it stand compared to other european countries and the rest of the world?

SEND EM FACKIN OME

>>213605924
state of that stovetop

>>213606009
shut up you fucking neek

>>213605705
interesting, thank you
>>213605734
banter

>>213605941
You don't have a sense of humour you weird freak fuck off

>>213606007
No chance of that for you, is there

actual state of it

>>213605972
Most sane Newcastolian

>>213606057
Leftypol unmasked

I have information that Helperlad aka Marmiteman4 is posting ITT

Mad how thick the average person is, they should be used for human experimentation and/or turned into fertiliser

>>213606009
some of it is
it's just way too overcrowded

>>213605918
38 IS A YOUNG GUY

>>213606057
These are the freaks telling to hate Israel

>>213606039
It might sound cheesy but the pizza tours they do are great and you're guaranteed to get a slice from famous and historic places that are often very busy

>>213605856
oh my days
i wasn't even born in 2002

28, me

>>213606030
just asking a question

>>213606057
People like this need to be made to fight lions and bears in a colosseum for our entertainment

>>213606106
haha what are you like

>>213606111
alri welshlad

/brit/ posters HATE questions

>>213605972
> and had climbed in clinical waste bins for "comfort

>>213606054
yeah because i use SUNscreen

taking back bunnies with me too
*ptu*

>>213606102
>It might sound cheesy
wahey!

>>213606125
ask a more interesting one next time

>>213606139
I'm not Welsh, lad

>>213606099
try to post anything in the israeli general and tell me you still like israel

>>213606151
Wasn't even intentional lol

>>213606057
kek looks like my neighbour

>>213606147
Meant to go on your skin, not up your arse

eating cheese and listening to reggae

/brit/ stands with Palestine

>>213606161
im sorry cant help being a bit curious

>>213606067
Novocastrian

raping my arse with a toilet duck

hands smell like burger

England looks beautiful from what I've seen online and on television and in movies

Always wanted to go visit

pouring yazoo down my japseye

beer is grim

phone internet speed 70mbps
PC internet speed 6mbps
there's obviously a problem here

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies.

>>213606057
vile

get some crusha

eating lunch and having a coffee

>vote for reform
>farage becomes pm, starts by shipping payments to israel
got what i voted for award

>>213606235
You can stay over at mine if you ever visit :)

Scared to post because I know the new tolls for me.

>>213606278
some people are paedos, rorke. get over it

>>213606263
had to use my phone as a hotspot at times as my laptop is 9 years old and the wifi card can't keep up

>>213606288
the first meme on tv i believe

>>213606297
Okay sounds good I'll let you know

ChatGPT just got better but I still don't know what to use it for

>>213606197
israelis had a lot of good will at the start but now everyone has been exposed to israelis and their attitude and it hasn't gone down well

>>213604511
>>213604511
>>213604511
recycle

>>213606288
loved this slop

>>213606318
Same

I cannot find any way to use AI that is actually useful

Cant tell if this makes me retarded or extremely intelligent