>>213605254 (OP)
I gather up stickmen with the Russian and Romanian flag, various homo stickmen with euro flags, various jeet stickmen with leaf and Middle Eastern flags, various unkempt or crossdressing stickmen with Finnish flags, and push them all into the moat. While the dragon gator beast is busy eating some of them, I use the floating corpses of the others to lead my exotic international wife back across, take her to my home and have sex with her in front of my PC, where the /int/ catalog has become a ghost town.