Thread 213607520

Swolefox Edition

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Me in the middle

What the fuck is Spain doing. They have at their disposal millions and millions of mestizos, castizos, and criollos that could spy on the Anglos on their behalf and they just refuse to do so.

DO YOU KNOW DA WEY?
XD

>>213607530
Uhh the injunz extincted all the unique species here, including camels which survived among Asians/MENAoids. Imagine how savage those featherheads had to be for that to be the case? They totally ruined the environment and killed all the giant sloths n mammoths n shieet. It was karma.

>>213607560
That's a funny AI slop. We should use that for the next new.

These pretzals are so good bros. You just have to get past the retarded millenial packaging.

MAN ON A MISSION, DISMISSING BITCHES THAT AIN'T SUBMISSIVE
I'M CUTTING MY TIES TO COUNT UP LIKE A MATH TEST
AND THAT BITCH LOOK GOOD IN A BLACK DRESS
SIPPING ON A GUCCI ON MY BED LIKE A MATTRESS
I LIE TWO-FACED LIKE AN ACTRESS
DIGI FACES IN MY BANK, NO CASH, YEAH
I'M NOT A RAPPER, I'M STACKING CASH JUST LIKE A RAPPER THOUGH
LEAVE A BITCH DEAD LIKE THEY'RE LAYING IN THE CATACOMBS

>>213607636
the injunz killed all the horses as well lol...poor horsies. imagine how FUCKING STUPID you have to be to KILL HORSES in any age, let alone pre industrial ages where horses were worth their weight in gold

>>213607560
Who are the dudes on the left and right

Would you still love your wife if she whored herself out to your landlord to keep him from evicting you and your children?

>>213607708
I like the mustard ones

>>213607725
el paco and the last surviving White man in canada (his name is Fred)

It's kinda hilarious how e-Christians pretend Mormons are Christian.

All Christians are laughable, but that is particularly funny.

>>213607558
female thighs are not that skinny

>>213607739
It's hard, but we must make sacrifices for our children.

>>213607782
you have not seen what i have seen

>>213607739
I like how zoomers are rediscovering old clips that are from less PC times. The youth yearns for edgy comedy.

What the fuck is Spain doing. They have at their disposal millions and millions of mestizos, castizos, and criollos that could spy on the Anglos on their behalf and they just refuse to do so.

>>213607602
spain sold their ass to the eu

people with dark skin are bad people

kek latin people will never work together

>>213607818
Spaniards hate latinx more than pretty much anyone else in the world

*to the tune of "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple*
pooooop on the waaaater

my brother has a xanax scrip and gets panic attacks like once a week

why do they call them snowbunnies

>>213607973
is he a faggot or something

Went for a run with the dog this morning. Lifted weights too

back from the water park

back from the synagogue

>>213608042
>public pool
grim

>>213608075
same

>>213608075
How many children did you rape?

>>213608042
Did you go down a lot of slides, anon?

>I have the greatest affection for [blacks], but I know they're not going to make it for 500 years. ... The Mexicans are a different cup of tea. They have a heritage. At the present time they steal, they're dishonest, but they do have some concept of family life. They don't live like a bunch of dogs, which the Negroes do live like.
>—U.S. president Richard Nixon, 1971
This guy was completely mega-based, I know why the jews spent so much time demonizing him now.

What did you leafs do to make /med/ want to rangeban Canadians?

>>213608097
projecting jeet

>>213608097
like 5

>>213608122
yeah i went down a lot of them really fast

>>213607968
Poooooooop in the water, Germans do it on the shelf.
Bah, bah bah.
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

>>213608174
What fun!

i love the act of crushing a million beers but hangovers are getting worse as time goes by
there should be like 2.5 or 3% beers but cost half the price as normal 5% beers so I can have 12 and not feel like garbage the next day

>>213608188
hell yeah i also got a snow cone before i left

>>213608198
Time to start mixing your beers. Clamato or orange juice.

>>213608198
if I drink more than one I feel awful the next day

>>213608142
We have a lot of incredibly annoying diasporafags who can ruin entire generals. See redditjeet for example.

sometimes you meet an african american nigga that’s still an antebellum slave in 2025. i just talked to a guy named abraham and he was saying yessuh

>>213608213
Good shit
My local waterpark sells snow cones and pizza. Idk why, but they just taste better when you're all chlorinated under the sun

are we really losing accents? is everyone gonna sound like a tiktok internet fag in 2050?

>>213607739
Jason would love her more after another man uses her

>>213608287
One of the good ones, I'd let him be a house nigga.

>>213608287
now ya caint be gettin too friendly with them bwuhs, else they get some fancy notions in their heads

>>213608363
My country will sound like jeets in 2050, not sure for anyone else.

>>213608314
im very picky about my pidzer so i never bothered taste testing the ones at the water park

I've been running a bot using GPT-4 that posts on /cum/ randomly every 15-70 minutes for the past 6 months and nobody has noticed it to my knowledge.

>>213608363
fr fr unc

>>213608363
just fake one

>>213608421
show us examples of these posts

>>213608287
I know one Who's named Amos and works as a janitor

>>213608363
No, I speak with a Chinese accent. I'm a white guy from Missouri

Pooped 3 times so far today.

>>213608080
My dad never learned to swim (he was white but his dad died in an accident when he was like 2) anyway he wanted to learn when he was an adult so he signed up for swim classes at the public pool and one day when he was getting out of the pool for some exercise they were doing his shorts caught on the ladder and pulled them slightly down and the swim instructor who was coming up behind him looked straight in to his asshole from like an inch away

>>213608363
Children are literally sounding Aussie for some words and phrases, because of Bluey.

>>213608421
People like you should be euthanized

>>213608532
You won't do shit

>>213608470
Keep it up. You can make it 4. I believe in you.

>>213608421
yeah I blocked that egyptian flag bot a long time ago

>>213608548
I don't have to

So is the Christcuck going to be talking about the Shroud of Turin, because some grifter talked about it on Tucker?

I've got a colonoscopy scheduled for next week and I've got to drink that bowel cleansing stuff. I've never done this before so SO much shit that's been packed up there for years and years is all gonna come out. I'm gonna find so much change.

I had an hour long tech support session with a lady that had a thick African accent and at the end when I solved her issue she said "thank you so much, by the way your voice sounds cute". I know she wouldn't feel the same if she saw my face, but I've never forgotten that interaction years later.

>>213608604
Hire a hooker.

It was me

>>213607560
Mexican drinking bottle of CUM lmao

Just found out married couples traditionally have sex on the wedding night

>>213608631
The chinks really did build the railroads here in Canada tho.

>>213607520 (OP)
you fucking scumbag we had agreed to make a gnome new with picrel

>>213608664
doubtful

>>213608593
The brown man's petty seethe knows no bounds

>>213607520 (OP)
chat is this real

>>213608677
lol

>>213608677
You are homosexual

>>213608631
Whole thing is a moot point anyways, the vast majority of them built it, then went back to China because they were labourers not immigrants. They have zero connection to 99% of Chinese in North America nowadays.

Some days I contemplate suicide based on how fucked everything is

>>213608757
I wish

>>213608785
why would you wish that also you can just become a fag if you like

>>213608772
Bitchmade, you're an American, start acting like it.

Fucking garbage banxico cut interest rates again. I hate them so much.

The last year to fix the earth was the early 2000’s, ever since then it’s been a slow collapse

>>213608772
what state are you from

>>213608677
вы фaггoт

>>213608827
North Dakota

>>213608766
i remember reading they weren’t allowed to go back but none of them reproduced

>>213608821
>he doesn't realize that y2k was a real thing and the mayan prediction that the world would end was real

>>213608802
I want serb bf

>>213608827
Illinois

>>213608841
sounds fake as hell

>>213608888
ask grok

>>213607725
Just it was supposed to be the first emperor of Mexico but it didn’t want to do it
Canadian was supposed to be some guy who I don’t remember anymore

>>213607953
they hate indios, they have no problem with Spaniard disapora

Got an apple news alert that "tariffs are good akshually" really makes you think

>>213608841
They were allowed to go back because the Chinese emperor allowed Cantonese Chinamen to be sold to foreign countries for labour, other Chinamen weren't allowed to leave without special permission and if they did they couldn't return. They had contracts n shieet and most of them wanted to return home to get married once they had money or they already had families.

>>213609077
I don't blame people who fell for the CS degree meme, literally everyone was shilling for that from like 2010 until 2024. Amazing how fast jeets can devalue anything.

If there are any chads here try to follow meggie_navarro on IG and if she accepts report back to me, got it?

>>213609070
maybe they are good

>>213609206
Not nearly good looking enough to warrant this, I'm out.

>>213609206
post her pic and I'll consider it

>>213609206
Why are you interested in a random tennis player at UVA?

>>213609274
>>213609283
We are tryna get some pics of her sister from there

Low IQ people, when they are not criminals and do not have experience with the law, can easily be manipulated by professional interrogators into confessing to crimes they did not commit.
This is why interrogators are taught to search for the truth rather than searching for a confession.

>>213609357
reading crime and punishment, are we?

is it true that guys only consider it gay for the man being penetrated? during gay sexs?

Nigga really using a family guy pic while talking IQ

>>213609422
Only brown people think this, unironically. If you're a man having sex with a man, you're gay. There's nothing more to it than that.

48 hours since the injury. Laceration seems to have stopped bleeding entirely and isn't painful anymore.

>>213609433
family guy is high IQ humor

just farted in a way that scratched an itch in my butthole

>>213609316
She's the sister of top10 WTA player and cutest player on tour

>>213609407
forensic files Fishing for the Truth
Season 9, Episode 26

The overwhelming majority of internet users are lurkers. This means that over half of /cum/ users are also lurkers. Why don’t they post?

>>213609492
Bro typing like a new vegas terminal diary entry

Millennial coworker is sending me unfunny Facebook memes through our work phones

>>213609662
Before gookmoot took it off, the IP counter in /cum/ would easily reach 40. Imagine that, 40 separate niggas in here.

>>213609573
the other two girls are cuter

>>213609662
I don't know but I don't get it, when I'm banned I don't even come here because it's pointless if I can't interact with you all

>>213608831
You used the formal version of you, therefore acknowledging him as your superior

>>213609711
faggots can't be superiors? homophobe

>>213609678
Send them 4chan memays

Borderline catatonic zoomer coworker isn't laughing at the Facebook memes I've been aending

>>213609699
You might be gay

sociological adaptation i’ve noticed on omegle. men are typing more like girls now (“hii” “heyy”, waiting to reply instead of messaging first). i don’t think this is a matter of zestiness, these people still exclusively want to talk to women, it’s an unconscious impression management or signaling

>>213609752
Not sending this coal

>>213609773
She looks like she's been smoking daily since she was 12

>>213609678
>coworkers all think millennial humour gifs in the Teams chat are hilarious
I will never be a true normie

One day you’ll look back and laugh

>>213609773
we have a town bicycle in our village that looks just like her, lol

The last time I truly burst out laughing was watching a superminecraftkid edit

>>213609746
Yeah, so what? I’m proud of it. God made me this way.

>>213609573
mad ugly. looks like an evil witch

>>213609876
I'm gonna tell my faggot superior on you

china's cat torture rings is enough for me to hope we glass beijing

>>213609833
She looks fine

>>213609855
SOVL

>>213609837
Normies actually hate that, sounds like you work with autists

There was something in the air that night
He took a bite
Gratiano

He diablerized for you and me
For liberty
Gratiano

>>213609894
Despite all of your seething I can’t change who I am. I’m man enough to accept myself for me.

>>213609920
Sounds more like you work with zoomers who hate it, the millennials all think a cat dancing is funny.

>>213609701
??
Why don't you just ban evade. I've been banned 3 times already today.

I have laughed at one anime in the decades I've watched it and that was panty and stocking, which barely counts. Japs are so unfunny its unreal.

Didn’t go to the gym today

I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gays

>>213609984
>Why don't you just ban evade. I've been banned 3 times already today.
BASED

>>213609976
Only three of them send shit memes, everyone else hates it
Most of my coworkers are millennials

saw someone say you "need a bwc down your throat" to another poster in a different thread and it made me think there's really no comeback you can make it that is there?

>>213609989
You ever watch a live action oriental comedy movie? Incredibly grim what they think is funny

f-f-f-friYAY night...

>>213610048
Redditjeet switching from bbc to bwc posting, interesting

Make the next new a poopoo edition

>>213609989
It's almost as if humor is culturally relative

I print money for a living

>>213610048
thats when you pretend to be black and start calling them timmy

I look for loose change on the ground for a living

eurosissies be like "27°C (80°F) today? woah I'm literally melting!"
meanwhile I'm like "high of only 90°F today? finally a break from the heat!"

I steal coins for fountains for a living

>>213610133
Reddit tier response

>>213610171
Only 90? Kek Iraqis laugh at you

>>213610170
I used to do that as a kid and buy ringpops from the convenience store near my school.

>>213610171
>High of 111 today

>>213610207
you admitted to watching tranime for decades little bro sit down

>>213610296
How many more years til people start fleeing Phoenix because of the heat?

>>213610309
Bodied that nigga

>>213610269
Same
That or ditch school and look for spare change to take the bus home

Help i am fucking Indian

>65 million abortions in America since 1973
what would this country look like if it was illegal?

Bros…. I think he died. I went to check on him again and he’s all curled up like this and won’t move even when blown on

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

>2 hours and 53 minutes until Massa Toilstein grants me freedom
IM GOIN FUCKIN NUTS

>>213610458
Brazil-tier

Any man who doesn’t own his land and doesn’t grow his own food is a slave

>>213610586
trvke

What do you think of the role of central authorities in the financial system?

mom and i had sushi for dinner

I miss old LTG

https://voca.ro/182RzJQIRR2C

I’m a direct descendant of Julius Caesar

I’m the direct descendant of Yakub

mom got mad at me for talking to myself again

Chief Keef is short for Chiefleigh Keefard

I fucked a cantaloupe once

Jason’s mom hates him

>>213610488
He's dead Jim

Smack her ass check jason that will calm your gf down

>>213610638
This is actually impossible to prove, howeverbeit you are a descendant of Charlemagne.

Black Americans while not descended from the ancient Egyptians ARE descendants of Charlemagne

Got a water cooler installed in my guard shack at work. Waterbros, were so back

i'm really struggling with fixing my sleep schedule
i have a sleep addiction btw

I'm smarter than Plato

>>213610638
You're a direct descendant of someone who had no surviving children?

>>213610789
>yfw this is unironically true
Hoteps finna go crazy if they ever learn this

>>213610804
Bro why do you make casual posts as if nobody hated you here?
Post your dumbass screenshots and stfu

she's so fuckin' meh
https://youtube.com/shorts/Cda2TbNsoMs

>>213610844
There are niggas out there with Plantagenet blood

goshpedo should kill himself.

Nobody likes you

>>213610986
This

Anyone else spends hours daydreaming about not living in the US

>>213611082
I think about fucking supermodels in Miami

I'm 1 insult away from nutting a fat one

is pimping a crime in canada? i got a native american schizo girl(on disability payments due to schizo) who does onlyfans but can make 100 dollars a month, i want to pimp her

>>213611082
Billions of people do the opposite actually

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>213611082
i lived in many places before i am north caucasian (ALHAMDULLILAH) i love being randomly rude to ameriMUTTs it genuinely hurts them all fake niceness actually fucked their brain

i also pretend to not understand people, i was going to quit my job and kept pretending not to understand them they fired me no cause and got severence and unemployment from it lmao any other PURE race would have suspected and fought back

>>213611203
Redditjeet having another psychotic episode...

I look like this

damn Americans are so rich...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x5D2pu6LDTU

>>213611082
if Russia stops being a politically corrupt shithole, I would love one day to move to Vladivostok

>>213611260
i look like this

>>213611303
Why wouldn't you just live in Alaska?

>>213611075
AWOOOGAAA!

Ranjeet Khan is having another melty

>>213611345
нeкoмy гoвopить пo-pyccки

You ever wonder why God hasn't spoken to us recently? That's because the teacher stays quiet during the test.

>>213611407
Boring

>>213611452
Deep.
Praise the Lord.
Glory to Christ.

>>213611239
SAAAR

>>213611433
You can become a priest at one of those Eskimo orthodox churches. Then you can speak Russian o algo.

>>213611452
The teacher also goes quiet when cellphones are recording

I lied
Sorry

You ever hear that joke about the guy who wanted to go hunting

Very unintentionally funny image

>>213611496
RUSsians will consider ameriMUTTs a spy and will probably draft them to die in Ukraine lmao

RUSsia is a shithole worse than US and U.S. is also a shithole

there are only a couple good places in the world to live in, those are small rich European countries and Gulf arab nations. Safe, rich, clean, high quality of life. Qatar and Switzerland are the best places i have ever been to

New
>>213606365
>>213606365

>>213611601
Very jeetish post

>>213611656
N

>>213611671
jeets can't get a visa to switzerland

>>213611710
iggardly

Vance hates Israel but will let india and indians control the USA instead

jason is jealous of me because i am significantly more successful than him

>>213611759
H1B Visas for all his jeet-in-laws. It makes the MAGA techbros very happy to H1B jeet you.

this is a long driveway, and a low of grass to mow

>>213611759
The dangerous power of Jeeta pussy

>>213611781
dawg you’re mexican

You're literally mexican lil sis

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Jason isn't a real individual. He is a character played collectively by multiple /cum/ users. This sometimes leads to inconsisitencies, like his having a father in some posts but not others.

Jason is a pathetic rat of a person

A minnesota senator was caught breaking into an old lady's house

>>213611865
An interesting hypothesis, perhaps the real Jason died and various anons merely inconsistently imitate him?

mini soda

>>213611865
So then what are the pictures of that guy

>>213611893
>Democratic State Senator
Will be forgotten about in 2 days

>>213611921
It's not a hypothesis. We even plan story arcs in the cumcord, but sometimes there's miscommunication.

dug out some bitchin' old Op t-shirts

i would like jason if he weren’t so aggy and antagonistic at all times. a little LOVE would go a long way for that young man

Yoko Ono died

Remember when that tranny Biden selected got caught stealing luggage from the airport

>>213611960
Those are pictures of some anon's retarded cousin. He's completely non-verbal and illiterate, sot here's no chance he'll learn about his pictures being posted here.

>>213612017
Shut up

I was just about to say that

>>213612029
>elect some bald man gay freak in lipstick and women's clothing
>anyone who disagrees is a chud bigot o algo
>gets caught stealing random luggage from the airport only because he wore the stolen dress to a gala
>he actually stole the luggage more than once
That whole thing was hilarious

I was just about to say I was just about to say that

Why?

where are the messsicans?

>>213612167
Right above you, retard.

>>213612200
sent that FREAK FLYIN'

>>213612025
Made me check

hmm so jason is a foodist
https://soyjakwiki.org/Foodist

>>213612200
Got his faggot ass

There should be something we all say when a leaf posts above a burger who posts above a messican, forming a perfect /cum/

>>213612248
No that's too reddit

>>213612034
So how does he take pictures of his desktop mere mere minutes before they're posted here

>>213612248
hip hip hooray!

>>213612248
We all yell out /cum/ and everyone has to take a shot. A /cum/shot if you will.

>not horny
porn is bad for your brain and should be banned
>horny
im gonna jerk off to some big butt bitches taking it in the ass

>>213612278
That's the same anon's desktop. His cousin lives with him so whenever he needs a face pic he just walks over and takes one. He said the cousin is usually just playing with toys or masturbating on the floor.

>>213612248
the narwhal bacons at midnight you beautiful bastard my good sir

>>213612376
Never liked anal porn much personally

>>213612376
>drug works like a drug

>>213612376
I’m a big booty ho

>>213612376
i tell myself porn is bad while im jacking off

>>213612413
I like watching it but I'd never actually do it

>>213612376
I've always been an imagination jerker

british people have internal dialogues with british accents lol

>>213612248
JENGA!

>>213612277
>>213612406
Tell me how this is different than calling out digits

>>213612248

>>213611496
>>213611499
>>213611516
So what are we shouting/doing???

Got in an argument with a libtard on YouTube and made him delete his comments

>>213612569
Good job, unc.

>>213612569
that libtard was you

>>213612566
Let's go with /cum/shot for now

>>213612565
i put my digits in ur mum

>>213612569
GET HIS ASS

Destroyed a tranny Chud in some YouTube comments and then deleted my own because he’s not worthy of seeing my posts

>find a song from the 50's that actually kind of slaps
im so white bros

>>213612638
What is the choon?

>>213612600
nice dubs mexican

>>213612626
I know you're trolling but NPCs actually use logic like this to cope

>>213612638
I like the Banana Boat song.

Vegas hasn't had a non Jew mayor since the 90s

>>213612729
You early brown fuck

>>213612569
pwnt.

>>213612711
>Vegas stops being run by the mob
>becomes mostly corporate jews instead
>city becomes insanely expensive, jewing people for every penny
>tourism down
Jews get to the top but they never ever can sustain it

>comment section on youtube upload of some white people song
>i’m a coal dark event horizon vantablack heart of darkness nigger but i appreciate this kind of music
>11.2k likes

>>213612773
Gimme sex

Oy vey