WHEN IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS AND THE COVID SYMPTOMS ARE CLEARING UP edish

poo smells lmao

how many cans tonight canslad?

Gemma Collins attends the European premiere of 'Katy Perry Part Of Me' at The Empire Leicester Square (2012)

GET ON
GET ON THE BEERS

GET ON
GET ON THE BEERS

strongbow dark fruit cider for me

*tosses a CHAFF. G into the thread*

the vicar of squibley

>>213608227
Zero

He doesn't drink alcohol

>>213608184 (OP)
>two hours ago
>Canslad is barely conscious
>it's almost time for the BIG cans and the BIG chips
>Suddenly the liver kicks the shite out of the covid

Truly inspirational, my liver is

>>213608227
Ah lad just the t10 magners 500ml each

>>213608276
Fucking I will, lad. Give me time. It's only 8

>>213608293
WAHEYYYYY
Don't like strongbow me. But enjoy, lad

>>213608276
beer gives your a beer belly and tits I'm drinking a red wine from north of Avignon

>>213608307
huh? *inspects the noise*

>>213608347
sucking a malbec from straya myself

>>213608293
>>213608347
POOFS

>>213608347
i hope youve given thanks to the christian monks who kept winemaking tradition alive after the roman empire collapsed

£10 asda oucher for the ONC survey i completed about my household has just hit the inbox

drinks are on me!

Have to wank tonight so that my spermatozoa will be ok next week

i dont think i get the appeal of vibrating nipple clamps

don't like red wine. stains my teeth really badly

need a middle aged woman to tug me off

>>213608394
Well that's a woman undressing, in the process, showing her breasts.

nth for the baddiedem

>>213608432
Every time I drink a lot of red wine I'm sick the next morning and it's all red so it freaks me out. Bad for the heart burn as well.

>>213608394
mental how many rounds parts women have. the tits, the pubic mound, their softer features even the fat they develop in pregnancy and later life

it's all very reminiscent of he ovum itself. get it shagged

>>213608394
Fat bitch with fridge body but nice tits I guess I'd smash

need a woman whose arse spews liquid shit every two hours

>>213608432
dentist has to use a powerwasher on my teeth

>>213608453
what's the plan for the night gyaldemlad?

>>213608498
ibs bird

*dies with the deus ex gargling death sound*

for me it’s the humble châteauneuf-du-pape

why do women insist on having their mates who were shit at school and just did doodles in their textbooks scrawl their shit doodles on them?

>>213608542

every time i remember something cringe i did in the past i go "argh" "ooof" etc. due to the damage it causes me

onion has no business being on pizza

>>213608554

>>213608572
if they practicing doodles in school instead of learning they're probably quite good at doodling tbf

châteauneuf du brap

>>213608589
like what lad?

What beer should I get lads? Sick of drinking Asahi

>>213608589
same. i also close my eyes really tight and wince

>>213608267
>Creates Hamas
>Gives Hamas money
>Orders the IDF to shoot civilian Israelis
>WAH FEEL SORRY FOR US THE TERRORIST ORGANIZATION WE CREATED AND FUNDED ATTACKED US

if a woman isnt interested she isn't interested. end of. if you chase or trying to woo her, that's rape

>>213608639
kronenberg

kojima is a hack

>>213608649
ok sir kier

hmmm large brest

>>213608639
Beer? Dunno
Try American shite like bud

>>213608662
1664 blanc is pengers, but in small quantities

>>213608617
argh

>>213608639
always get asahi me. would probably get estrella galicia or camden hells if I had to get something different

mr beast spent millions giving africans clean water sources but they only lasted weeks as the africans then destroyed the water pumps to take the metal lmao.

Always enjoyed this canslad gimmick.

>>213608335
t. 46 year old amerilard on vpn

>>213608253
looks like she's eaten part of katy perry, the fat bitch

>>213608683
i'll suck the lot

*writes the worst post you've ever read*

*doesn't read it*

sucking a big black coffee

>>213608683

what's it like having a mentally ill BPD nympho gf

lil timmies kill each other during ww3 while i sip cocktails in kingston LOL

>>213608751
stop copying my original content

>>213608519
CORRRRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM

not sure desu, got CC at 1am but I'm on grass wonder twitter tag right now

gyaldem stream on but I was listening to shondo

you have to orkmaxx

playing with the queen of hearts

>>213608816
you will never be black

Friendly reminder anime is for nonces and trannies

>>213608823
hgh head

>>213608816
Deranged runt

>>213608823
looks 100x better before

>Friendly reminder anime is for no-

didn't understand any of that post is that incel talk or am I getting old

>>213608823
i don't see why anyone would want to look like right. he looks scary and not nice

in season 40 homer will turn purple.

that brown hair horse girl looks like that guy who liked the fox girl who a lso looks like the horse

>>213608797
like having bazza round for footy and pints. can trust she won't smash me walls in when VAR takes the piss x

>>213608823
bro aged 20 years

>>213608823
i wonder why he didnt mention the copious amount of gear he's also taken

>>213608641
it's really bad, only recently i started feeling physical pain from it
at a work night out i once lifted a girl up and ran around the whole room carrying her and a bouncer had to come and tell me to calm down

>>213608751
I have a really bad post that I want to make but it's not worth the effort

mmhmm

ya'll be ash bucket mayo apes

>>213608912
you cant sex "horse"

clicking the update button like those pensioners at the slots

it was all a dream

>>213608901
He's a deranged pedo freak who apes how black people talk but does it for tranime and simping for ewhores

It doesn't make any sense

want an air friar but there's so little space in my flat i need to keep my toaster in a separate room

>>213608964
I used read word up magazine

I would fuck the horse if I wanted

>>213608903
that's the goal these people want to get so big that people are intimidated

katy rn

>>213608945
Spent all day thinking about black men again did you?

How's your mum doing, she good?

>intentional spelling mistake

>>213608891
>he saved this
umm

>air friar

working on a new product called nigger oil where basically you boil down 15-20 africans into a thick black oil which has mysterious properties

stick that horse in a dress and I'd be hard for a week

>international spelling mistake

Listening to avante garde female musicians

>>213609027
well would you consider a vegan alternative?

>>213609033
to ybe

>>213609015
>>213609037
t. 46 year old amerilard on vpn

>inspirational spelling mistake

>>213609003
that’s a males xray gay nigga

>>213609027

need to go to bendigo to get me cube

rorke spreading gossip and just being an all round drama queen

need horse nurse gf in the mental asylum where your hands are always tied and they sometimes get your dic out and jerk you off or suck your dick

drinking some absolutely vile beer

>>213609082
mmhmm cope likkle boy x

>>213609082
a typical cronem’s night out as it were

>>213609055
Is that about your mum?

>>213609111
bro got gay xray porn

Lads, how the fuck did my covid clear up when it's time to get the cans?

>>213609111
do you ever wank whilst thinking about the cronem?

neghbour saw me getting my deliveroo beers fucks sake

the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNUt9zIkTE

OK I will go out and present myself as if "I will go try if you would like that"

sirs i think there is something wrong with my cat

>>213609111
It is a male and you are a homosexual

Just admit it already

mmhmm

>>213608649
Rape is good

need horse girl to stand there and rub her butt on my face

>>213609169
NSFW NSFL NSFW NSFL
JANNY JANNY MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Promise of fairness to everyone except those that actually work and contribute to the country's finances

>>213609169
platypussy

>>213609169
how fucking dare you

>>213609169
looks alri to me, bit autistic

is there actually proof the belgian isn’t clogwog? I have seen them post at the same time but that might be mobile posting while posting on his pc with different internet connections

need a girl in thigh highs rubbing her butt and pussy in my face

Don't understand why and how reverse psychology works. You tell someone not to do something and they do it. You tell someone to do something and they don't do it. How does that work

my indonesian wife doesn't respect me
i keep having a quarrel with my father in law

>>213609169
VVVVVGH SYNAPSIDA

>>213609235
Belgian can be funny and switches things up a bit. Cloggy just posts blacked webms and writes 'built for bbc' under any white woman posted

>>213609252
stop being a virgin

m2 pov

>>213609241
you know they poo and piss from those respectively don't you?

be right back
and I think I might keep posting it >:3 maybe I ought to not care... maybe before was NOT right!

>>213609235
He's Ziedbelg

Clogwog is just a cuckold that enjoys posting pornography while Ziedbelg is extremely mentally ill

He drops knowledge about him occasionally like how he wants to fuck his sister

no freaking shot

i'm on the boddingtons
yourself?

am I real?

>>213609111
You're a faggot kys

>>213609289
take your meds freak

>>213609296
underrated beer

>>213609254
spark them both out

>>213609252
People prefer to have their own ideas and so will pursue their own decisions - even if they're terrible ones - all for the sake of not following someone else's advice. This is especially true if you don't respect or like the person dispensing the advice.

ziedy is lowkey built for it though

>>213608971
to think you were civil for half a thread, so it's possible for you not to be an obnoxious cunt

need SSRIs horse nurse gf who tricks me into taking my meds

I am not a real person.

>>213609296
Peroni. The Deano special

>>213609296
it wine night

Is mousey ITT?

>>213609285
Ziedbelg's fantasy

goodnight gamers

Been playing Terraria Calamity Mod all day haven't I? Beat the Wall of Flesh, now getting ready for the Queen Slime

>>213609326
built for white cock

>>213609366
I think he's gooning

rorke blushing when i touch his tail (rorke is my cat)

having had three more slurps i am now undecided whether i like this beer or not
absolutely funky little taste at the end that lingers but maybe that's peng?

>>213609375
ominous post

>>213609327
What are you talking about?

>>213609285
They made katies dad take this pic while she gets ready for the trap house. mmhmm fuck doyle gonn do

>>213609375
Don't go.

>>213609385
what beer?

was planning on studying the art of the blade but now sir keir's banned it

gary nonce eats is performing a food review in spain which i am watching

>>213609383

>>213609366
>>213609328

>>213609314
i'll buy a steam game instead

>>213609423
How old are you?

DTFIC spends every waking minute of his day here trying to get the attention of his boyfriend Ziedbelg.

That’s literally his entire life. He wakes up and then does that for 18 hours and then sleeps. Imagine.

>>213609467
53

>>213609432
Think she’s pretty cute tbqh

Well lads looks like I've developed cellulitis. Live in a flat share with Nigerians, and I am sure whatever infection is causing it I contracted from them. This is either karma or vindication for my lifelong hatred of Africans.

>>213609478
ancient image this

>>213609497
maybe you're just a grubby cunt

>>213609485
Really?

>>213609497
It’s your melanin receptors acting up lad

>>213609513
I can promise I am not.

>>213609497
looks nothing like cellulitis

>>213609432
Me and who?

>>213609496
oh my days

>>213609473
He's not my boyfriend (yet)

>>213609406
horses

>>213609421
cute x

>>213609473
Is DTFIC the same leaf that spams “die” and “end yourself” and stuff like that for hours

>>213609533
Praying you are right. I dont get sick pay.

Had a dream last night where Harmony Reigns wanted to shag me but I turned her down and she hanged herself

>>213609562
Yes

>>213609473
dtfic is down bad fr

Thank god my coke nose has healed. Never touching the shit again

When I was a kid I was "racing" a bike downhill with a lass I fancied. She went off the road at a dip and landed on her back on a bush. After her I came flying down the hill and went off at the same place. I was about to body slam her and had to spread my legs to not knee her in the crotch and then parry with my arms. I ended up on all fours pressing downward on her.

>>213608276
For me it's the Korenwolf

>>213609572
grim subconscious on you

>>213609562
No thats Lee and he only comes here in the early hours. DTFIC is the one who is here all day in every single thread @ing Ziedbelg and heathermong because they’re the only ones who give him a crumb of attention

>>213609537
looks like she stinks

I also post on multiple devices using several VPNs

Any poster here could be me, you'd never know

my bedsheets smell nice

>>213609645
You post on the dot gay with a UK flag but you don’t really change your posting style so it’s pretty easy to notice your posts.

Not wanking tonight

whats the easiest way to get 2 months off work? likely shamelessly take the piss because every other cunt does. mental health or something?

>>213609672
Or do I?

ayo why chappell roan so stinky tho

jusr fucking do this rorke

>>213609672
dot gay got shut down over a week ago lad

>>213609692
why? will this get me a gf or will i just end up as a gymcel?

>>213609681
paternity leave

>>213608184 (OP)

>>213609645
Your conscience under judgement of God. Not mine, laddie.

>>213609675
why not

>>213609703
anything could happen

>>213609681
Get a doctors note for mental health. I got one for 1 month, but two months might be too long for that

So I've thoroughly convinced at least one poster here into thinking I am in the thread at all hours under all kinds of flags

Not even just leaf flags make him think of me lol

Mental how badly I mindraped him

>>213609645
don’t you have anything better to do with your life lad? sort it out

>>213609690
she does look like she stinks tbf

>>213609681
try killing yourself in the break room

>>213609681
lad at toil took 3 months off when his dad died and nobody said anything

>>213609720
Ew fat

>>213609692
don't know how

>>213609720
corr spaff

>>213609720
coooorrr

right well that's a naked lady with her tits and fanny out

>>213609720
hands down best body type there

>>213609707
That's only 2 weeks and your career is ruined if you actually take it

>>213609720
10/10 body phwoooaarrrr
*unzips dick*

>>213609720

>>213609595
seen a lot of dutch tourists recently
driving very slowly with their steering wheels on the wrong side
I was gonna chimp before I saw the plates and felt bad
very strange indeed

>>213609698
Wouldn’t know as I’m not a paedophile. DTFIC is well known as a 4chan pass user though, he samefags his posts with a UK flag pretty often.

>>213609720
that's a naked woman that i would like to have sex with

>>213609681
claim burnout and mental health

>>213609723
so it won't get me a gf... le sigh

>>213609681
gf works at a school and a teacher there was just shit a job and she knew she was getting the sack. so she took 6 months off full pay for mental health. I think she could get another 6 on half pay

>>213609720
she is obese

umposter putting on his pink lacy lingerie on

>>213609720
when im not horny and see this i first think ‘wow my willy didnt even twitch’ then get an intrusive thought of slaying these women with a broadsword

oh wow a naked lady
grow up

i don't care about nothing no more

Stopped thinking about the last woman I loved, but dream about her at least twice a week. When will it end?

>>213609727
You know I'm not actually here 24/7 like the haters claim

It's all an act, I'm actually a totally normal person that posts here every once in a while that managed to deeply disturb several terminally online /brit/ incels

>>213609811
um!!!

pussy and fanny pussy and fanny pussy and fanny pussy and fanny pussy and fanny obsessed with it pussy and fanny pussy and fanny pussy and fanny pussy and fanny pussy and fanny

>oh wow a naked lady
>grow up

on the holsent pills me. 4 pint cans £5.50 it luuuush

sat in the shower washing my arse for the 9th time infront of 139 people

um actually it's crimson

>>213608590
how else you you make the tomato sauce?

>>213609848
screemjongteng

>>213608519
She looks like this Jewess I used to shag
If you remove the whoreish tattoos

bizarre how dtfic is self aware enough to know he’s spaino lite but not enough to stop and get a clue

Think it's time to get some beers desu

Got a long shift ahead of me

>>213609862
Twitch career goald

pink and white together forever

>holsent pills

>>213609851
swill

>holsent pills

>>213609851
only ever see poles buying holsten pils

>>213609878
Why would I?

Even when I don't post schizos accuse others of being me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2jOVzrF_fs

... <3

A British businessman was in a relationship with his daughter-in-law, whom he is accused of trying to drown in Florida, it has been claimed.

Mark Gibbon, 62, has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly holding Jasmine Wyld’s head underwater while the pair were on holiday.

A family source told MailOnline that Mr Gibbon had been in a romantic relationship with Ms Wyld, a British hairdresser, for the past two years after their respective marriages broke down.

The source said the father and son no longer speak, and last year Alex was jailed for trying to drive a car at Mr Gibbon.

>>213609954
Those blokes are bumming?
Mad.

holesome pills

errr

>Holsten Pils is a German pilsner brewed by Carlsberg-Marston in Northampton

https://youtu.be/NlprozGcs80

turns out she's a lesbo shocking nobody

>>213609954
ummers

>>213609954
first /brit/ meetup looking like a roaring success

>>213609999
yeah?

>>213609954
Mental how he's a paedophile and wants young pre-pubescent boys to be chemically stunted for his own sexual gratification

>>213609954
bruh

>>213609954
When youre the one with the cunt in the room and still the third wheel

offensive

take it down

nah but actually though

>>213609954
is that sphere hunter?

>>213610005
>one with the cunt

>>213609954

>>213610020
But it's calling some scumbags shopliftesr, not the opposite

>>213610027
rarity so shaggable lowkey
she would act like shes not into it but wouldn’t be able to hide it

>>213609949
>Shagging the mother of your grandkids.
thats just wrong

turns out the muslim was a rapist

*does a gay little dance*

>>213610005
>the one with the cunt

Twerking my arse to Agadoo

mumberg always asking how I am, wanting me to tell her what I'm up to in life but I've never got anything to say since I only leave the house to go to the shop

>>213610053
anonnn you cant say that.............

>>213610057
weird eyes

New design on the left. What a massive improvement, who decided on the tacky bald eagle on the old design?

>>213610072
Dwerk Dwerk Dwerk Dwerk Dwerk nigga Dwerk
Dwerk that Dick
Dwerk that Dick
Dwerk that Dick
Dwerk that Dick
Dwerk that Dick
Dwerk that Dick

really missing my cat tonight
might cry and cuddle my pillow

literally us

I am determined

>>213610057
رورك

>>213610086
am i wrong though

>>213610098
Doxxed yourself look again

>>213610112
*gives u a hug*

>>213610124
>>213610124
>>213610124

>>213610098
why does it say you're 5'4

>>213609778
That could be my pal. He is an anglophile and his daughter is married to a rich Englander. He goes there often to visit them

Oh yeah? *grows a 10 meter long beard and whips you with it*

>>213610098
soulless vs soul

>>213609949
what the fuck lmao

>>213610098
gone woke

>>213609992
>>213609999
>>213610003
>>213610004
>>213610005
Not sure I want to open this webm

>>213609558
me on the lef

>>213610538
No it isn't
Grow up