WHEN YOUR COVID SYMPTOMS ARE ALL GONE SO YOU CAN GO OUT FOR THE LOVELY FUCKING BIG FUCKING CANS AND THE FUCKING BIG LOVELY FUCKING CHIPS edish

poo smells lmao

anime chebs

Do not post heterosexual pornography in this thread.
I'm fucking sick of seeing it. DO NOT post it.

>>213610124 (OP)
Why do you pretend to drink alcohol and eat French fries?

wish i had a maomao gf

>Britain would speak German if Starmer was PM in Second World War, says Trump official

Herr Keir Starmer

Fucking Mau Mau land

>>213610167
Don't you have a family album to attend to?

>>213610124 (OP)
god, imagine just facefucking that man

Just took my first sip of Asahi

>>213610220
Erm, it's an actual female human being
She doesn't have a willy since she's not a man, you see

>>213610223
and how was it? need to try this

TOTINO'S
TOTINO'S
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

ah great a cansmong thread where he uses the same fucking shit webm for the 643820th time

asahi means morning sun
they've named it that because it's refreshing

>>213610238
that's disappointing, in that case I retract my previous statement

>>213610263
alri, a bit warm as I didn't keep it in the fridge long enough

>>213610195
well we wouldn't have keir starmer, so it would be an improvement

This creepy Irish geezer needs some new images to post

>>213610278
Isn't it great, lad?

>>213610280
cool

>>213610028
no it's pierbi

>>213610294
Shagged the Latvian yet?

le dtfic face

in that heavy breathing stage of drunkeness

What does Montenegro mean?

>>213610223
>Asahi - Japans No1 Beer
>Brewed in Italy by Peroni

>>213610299
if you think that's cool you're gonna go bonkers when you find out what mitsubishi means

Capitalism
Is it good or what

JUDAS WAS PAID

>>213610333
really? Oh do tell

Heard the Japs love Tennent's

10 years ago today Carly Rae Jepsen released 'Making The Most Of The Night' as the third promotional single of E•MO•TION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ugBbCgiZw

>>213610223
good lad

so what's going to happen to israel
they can't go on forever surely?

mad how some of my fit coworkers have vaginas. boggles the mind.

had my middle finger up the gfs arse last night in the heat of the moment
even though i've washed my hands some 15 times today
still smells a little

Ariana Grande has officially arrived in NYC for "Focker In-Law" filming.

>>213610350
Tennents Super is everywhere in Italy, they think it's fancy.

I ain't going out like that

why are they like this?

>>213610345
means big car company
they've called it that because they wanted mitsubishi to be a big car company

can do
some girls like it
some don't

Oh yeah? *runs away*

>>213610397
extreme inferiority complex

>>213610416
you looking at my cock or something?

>>213610388
shitting nora

>>213610340
I'm suffering from late stage capitalism

>>213610388
corr spaff

>>213610412
That's pretty hilarious haha

>>213610397
it not right

>>213610424
corr IMAGINE how comfortable that cat is right now

>>213610388
STOP GOONING

>>213610397
"good genes" doesn't mean "white", I don't understand the controversy at all

>>213610397
because she's a nat figger bull dyke

>>213610467

>>213610474
methode is hotter

had 210 wanks and my cock's like a fun size peperami

Prefer Sapporo desu
More crisp

getting a vibrating bumhole arse plug for my arse

Loving the cute and funny animal videos.

yes I know that he's my ex but can't two people reconnect?

>>213610515
if you want more crisp get a packet of mccoys

>>213610518
can lead a horse to water as they say

rorke playing foggy mountain breakdown on the banjo
leftypol doing a jig

>>213610467
screaming and rocking back and forth and slapping my head

>>213610397
We must RETVRN

>>213609865
pizza sauce doesnt contain onions

pink ribbon size

Been sat watching my phone since 5pm in case Magic FM call me up for Make Me a Winner

>>213610467
screaming and raping and falling off a balcony in ibiza

>>213610158
!!

OK I understand what you were saying a little bit (about women)

(8) baby could you fill my heart up (8)

>>213610578
show us your nob

>>213610571
Funny small fella

>>213610388
*eyes widen repectively*

>>213610578
were you off shagging tobes?

>>213610596
ummm no!!

almost got bingo on my /brit/ freaks appearances this thread

When I'm close to you
We blend into my favourite colour
I'm bright baby blue, falling into you
Falling for each other

Right lads, just had a bit of food
Let's give it 20 minutes and if I don't die, then I'm off for the now medium chips since I had some food and the BIG fucking cnas

>>213610311
Not interested in shagging her, lad

i got blacked by the mandem
to show leftypol i was cool

>>213610506
lol

>>213610618
and there's rubymong... that's a bingo!

tomato sauce for pizza and tomato sauce for pasta are two different things

>>213610639
m-m-m-mummy

reminder that canslad half-doxxed his coworker (only half of her real name) and i was able to find her

>>213610639
Speak with me after class, Rorke

>>213610618
Who's missing?

nth for the gyaldem

>>213610639
mummy

won't be watching freiren because redditors like it and i'm not a redditor

>>213610367
Fuck me when was the last time you had a square meal

>>213610650
one has onions in it, one does not

>>213610518
That's nessie isn't it?

>>213610618

just passed out for a second there
probably not ideal

Accidentally made the proto-gf fall in love with me and now I'm panicking

>>213610494
What it means is someone in marketing figured out that a lot of niggers and ugly people would be ass mad about it, and since controversy in itself is the only thing that really matters if you want to burn the message of your product into the collective psyche it could be said to be perhaps one of the greatest ads of our time.

>>213610639
corrrrr
spaffff

>>213610661
She's getting fat

>>213610506
bare faxxx

>>213610692
i dont like this avatar

>>213610698
blog on snorelord

>>213610694
you the lad who passed out after gavin a wnak the other day there?

went to the pub for 4 hours and this tedious mong is still doing his attention seeking pathetic gimmick spam routine when i come back

>>213610679
for pizza there is definitely no onions, but for pasta it can have some onion, especially if you have sofrito base

>>213610697
sc

Do you ever think the reason you lads are unsuccessful with women and socially is because of your poor social skills?

me? I dont trust booty shorts
at the same time sexooo show me your ass

>>213610692
>>213610714
leUra


>>213610708
corrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>213610742
bwc

>>213610720
Which mong?

>>213610742
wanked many times to her camshow don't recall her name anymore thoughbeit

>>213610734
yeah and also lack of opportunities. every woman i meet is already taken

>>213610677
I just have next to no muscle mass x

>>213610742
love the little belly womb bulging thing some women have

>>213610720
blog on
also you're home early

>>213610764
cor who the fuck is that
post ehr tits and ass!

>>213610474
>>213610506
serie is where its at

>>213610648
thoughts?

Just this morning we were cuddling in bed and she whispered into my ear that she doesn't want to scare me but she thinks she's in love with me
I panicked and told her I think I feel the same way but it's complicated, and then I didn't say anything else

>>213610714

>>213610760
cansmong
he needs to fuck off to /britfeel/ with all the other "personalities"

Connie from King of the Hill turned into a hot little slut

>>213610764
tight likkle ting

>>213610656
Did he really?

It's disgusting how he talks about her here

>>213610817
>turned into
Lad, she was already

>>213610367
dystopian

>>213610764
Looks swedish. Is she?

>>213610793
I want to grope her ears

>>213610799
reverse image searched it and ive got her blocked on twitter

I WANT MY FUCKING MCMUFFIN
I DON'T CARE IF YOU STOPPED SERVING BREAKFAST

>>213610805

So desperate to escape landlordberg I purchased my first home on a main road

>>213610830
yes and i found canslad lol

*lets out a single, piercing autistic screech into the night air*

>>213610810
Yeah he's a grim bastard

He'll be here all night pretending to drink and have COVID

Sad that he's pushing 50 and his poor old mother has to put up with that

need to rid myself of my beer belly but i can't stop drinking beer and eating bread

>>213610656
If you can find a woman with a name that doesn't exist in any fucking written lanuage, I'm impressed, lad

>>213610799
crazy parking

>>213610802
just get her married mate
kindest thing to do, she won't survive back in the sea

Thoughts on the new Fortnite season then lads?

>>213610802
you absolutely fumbled that
you will be breaking up in the next month, i guarantee it

doesn't a pint seem like a lot when you think about it?

>>213610886
I found her facebook :)

>>213610883
erm shes secretely a cat isnt she

>>213610857
lol why?
she's some lefty commentator I think but she's fit

>>213610866
You're good at doxxing then

I couldn't find anything

>>213610846
no, my eyes tell me that's a bong slampig if I ever saw one

Tear your ass raw

(8) i'd be just like leo in st tropez (8)
>>213610904
yeah if your'e like 5 years old

>>213610907
You also apparently found me?

I'll give you a hint, lad. I don't have a Linkedin

>>213610904
does to be fair
you wouldn't drink pint after pint of orange squash

>>213610893
She's pretty much perfect for me personality wise and she'd make a really good wife, but I'm not that attracted to her physically
How fucked up and shallow is that

>>213610902
If only
I'm too good at dating and now she's head over heels

>>213610938
yes you do steven

>>213610877
don't really care about any of that
he's just annoying as fuck and i hate how he talks
>canslad did this btw i'm canslad you should call me canslad that's my nickname i'm canslad just by the way aha everyone calls me canslad

flying-type on the motherfuckin grind
buddy train two pidgeott at the same time

>>213610912
dont remember specifics have blocked hundreds of far left types

spider on my desk is up to no good

no one cares about doxing
grow up

>>213610938
well we both know what you do have ;)
be very careful with what you post here

pizza mentioned

lil tobe throwin it down

right well I'm off to scandinavia

>>213610927
Yh the face lol is british clearly. I must hsve been focused on something else kek

The tides are turning in our favour lads. They have made it so

Sucking the cans

>you wouldnt drink pint after pint of orange squash
horse

>>213610973
well have you considered offering him a job

*morphs grotesquely into a labubu*

i found spaino's wife online a few years back. when he was using a tripcode and revealing everything about his life like an utter fucking mong, including his wife's name

>>213610951
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Bradley_(footballer)

You got me, lad
>>213610985
I don't use social media, lad. I do havea website for consulting but doubt any of you even can speak my name since it's in Irish

>>213611001
WAHEYYYY

concert horse girl butt tobe image

I didn’t do one sport in high school.

>>213611036
i used to play rounders with the girls

inbetweeners funny

is /brit/ pro or anti Rylan Clark?

>>213611008
REAL SHIT!?

>>213610952
Yeah he's really annoying

Glad I'm nothing like that haha

think I'll do a John Bonham and just drink until I die

>>213611028
K Eámon

actually now that I have put it into practise and seen (of the female ego) a real-life example I think that the male yesterday was telling me the same lesson as the female was. also it seems kind of hot to go be (for a cougar) a sort-of "show pony" where she trains me up and cuts my hair :3
trains and a
fixer-upper
it is not about used cars but that was just your experience maybe. I dont know where the line was for where yours ended and telling me things (at the end there) began

>>213611074
corrrr kait

We really do need some new material.

Might purchase secondary glazing for the windows

>>213611090
There's no fada on Eamon you larping faggot, lad

>>213611095
be quiet disabled toby

>>213611000

I keep going like 2/10 or 4/10 on scrandle, I must be the opposite of a brit

>>213611040
isnt that the ASMR girl

>>213611014
Natalia?

>>213611111

fada bing fada boom

>>213611114
get the upvc sash boooked NOW

>>213611112
You shouldn't listen in on your parents and then repeat it like a mong

>>213611095

>>213611111
Pengpengpengpengpengpeng
Don't care what the virgin incels here say about tattoos

is this girl completely anglo? she got an interesing phenotype

>>213611095
blog on snorelord

>>213611154
Riveting bants

to be objectified (and sculpted!)

>>213611152
Any recommendations?

>>213611000
Ah have they so
What favour is that again

roar
toby melty incoming

>>213611065
I speak for everyone when i say we are pro-Rylan

>>213611119
póg mo thóin eAmon

>>213611182
fuck off you rotten goblin

mad how badly mousey mindraped deegs

why was mn's post deleted?

animedem

>>213611209
good lad

>>213611202
kino time

>>213610467
guffawing at this
fuck me

how can bradders STILL manage to make me laugh

>>213611171
Is your mum actually ill?

>[deleted]

what was it? x

>>213611214
what about the question? im just interested in appearances

>>213611089
she looks like she stomps the mouse

>>213611097
labubuuu!

oh and I did read the posts last night, where I sort of went off and let you keep going. I have now also put your takeaways from it into practise (today)

>>213611201
the tides lad. they're in our favour

Here are some facts about Canslad since you're all fucking curious about me for some reason
>Corkian
>consultant IT company started about 8 years ago
>4 bedroom house but only uses 2 of them and the 3rd is for judge dredd comics and the 4th is for my judge dredd costumes

2 truths and a lie

>>213611243
don't worry about it kitten

>>213611222
mirko is the only reason i would ever watch MHA but I hear she's hardly in it

Might stick a labubu up my.....oh nevermind

>>213611264
okay <3

>>213611256
you're a 49 year old virgin

reckon your dad moaned when he spaffed you up your mum

>>213611232
no

stepping off the tube at Brixton is an assault on the senses

>>213611222
BIG UP

>>213611268
all of hori's lasses are peng

>>213611226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVVK3Otkio&list=RDpYVVK3Otkio&start_radio=1

they're called corkonians not corkians you prat

the gender divide is falling thanks to are nige

>>213611282
And let's not forget the following important info, spaino
The Latvian is actually my 24/7 carer since I'm wheelchair bound and on disability

yeah then they both did some heroin and drinking alcohol with aspirin

*rapes Muhammed*

>>213611292
She good?

Nell McAndrew at the Titanic in London, United Kingdom (2006)

>>213611324
>aspirin
peatpilled :3

>>213611305
I think you missed the hint on the lie, lad

>>213611341
yes

my woman left home for a brown eyed man

>>213611320
you are mentally disabled

>>213611339
I saw the video too
seems like a good way to go (looks like he was knocked out instantly when he hit the floor)
so long as its my dead body, then I dont care if they throw it in a bull pit

>>213611218
hs

>>213611292
Why don't you go to her house on Christmas then?

>>213611256
You're from Dun Egall

nini playing 'den ring

Saturday on the morrow lads.
You know what that means.

>>213611361
She seeing Quincy tonight?

Wonder if mousey's lafufu phase will be the entree into the inevitable tranny phase

i'm cooked

>>213611316
is that nige's haram

>>213611367
Technically yes, since I am sober, lad

>>213611374
Would be from Londonderry tbqh

>>213611377
>nina
good taste

>>213611354
err pretty sure the titanic sank in 1912 actually

>>213611390
umm

im not talking about lafufus
honestly wish I could spend all day around women. I want to go talk to one

>>213611357
how about you miss my cock in your mouth you stupid bastard

what the fuck is a lafufu

>>213611396
Good good

>>213611411
lafufu!

£15.50

sweaty unprotected mating press sex with mousey

Hit the fork with my hand like a mong and it fucked off. Eating crisps straight out the package with the fingers it is.

I want to be a dog for a woman and see what she comes up with for that desu. women are psychos

feisty one you are

got some cracking posts lined up for the new

theyre saying a cup of tea would go down lovely right now

>>213611424
unbelievable ripoff

Would be fun being a woman desu

I'm tired of being a man

>>213611371
was phone posting

>>213611475
Same but would be fun being a man. Tired of being a woman

>>213611415
a labubu that a basic bitch like tobey can afford

if I were rich id go shop at the tarq co-op shops

you really start to feel old around your mid 30s when all the stuff you remember from your teenage years is suddenly 20 years old

what the fuck is a labubu

>>213611484
you could always de-transition xer

cronem chiefing zabubu

>>213611390
*knock knock*
*SENSEEEEEEEEEEEEII!*

>>213611503

yeah that basically seems like a given

>>213611515
um

can the vtuber fag please stop posting

>>213611518
>>213611518
>>213611518

>>213611515
crobubu

>>213611377
>wild strikes on greatsword

>>213611476
Is your mum seeing Quincy tonight?

>>213611494
you mean independent shops

>>213611530
cringe as fuck. we used to race to the moon and stuff

my brain is fucked can't even focus on a youtube video enough to understans what the person is saying