Thread 213612944

cheese panini edition

brown anime birds

Rogers or Mitoma/Kudus?

I wish I had benzos

What's the most depraved, degenerate thing you've ever done?

>>213612948
I don't think it's advisable but I don't know, never taken them myself and I am on no medications at all

sally off when harry met sally could get it

turning into a boring old fart
don't want to get shitfaced anymore just quietly read a book and go to sleep. not even motivated to arsewank

>>213612984
Not sure who he plays for

/brit/ is my friend simulator
We're all mates here...

>>213613002
scroom

Having a gay rorke freestyle

>>213612944 (OP)
pissed me right off this. i'm going to go over to Old Trafford and spit on it

>>213612746
just a kid

>>213613023
alright will smith

just eaten 800 calories of crisps

Currently listening to Dag Nasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NFloZ48peU

you can get "methamphetamine" from dr. mouse at dykebar caravan "pharmacy" next to the pokemon GO gym

>>213613055
!!!

what do brits think of doritos

>>213612992
Yet to be revealed

I want to open a pharmacy but itd be cringe

>>213612954

>>213612957
rogers

bed time soon

*stares at you*

>>213613037
*jiggles your big wobbly belly*
haha alri tubby
>>213613068
shite

>>213612992
fucked an apple

Gay Rorke will be UNSTOPPABLE

Leftypol offering to wee on rorke's nettle sting

Let go your heart
Let go your head
And feel it now
Babylon

ah right thanks google

>>213613096
That doesn't sound enjoyable at all

i just bite off more than i can chew
then l chew it

Sir Roke Stevenson

if they don't come in prawn cocktail flavour then they're not proper crisps

>>213613078
Um....naruto mate..you have really nice b-b-b-b-breasts.......... >///<

Wilkinson Sword. Always.

>>213613068
the new salt and vinegar flavour are insanely peng like discos used to be before KP nerfed their snack to appease the nanny state

>>213613068
Why does that say nacho cheese but it's a flaming hot bag

>>213613112
where her clothes at?

right that's a sexy trans woman shagging a pumpkin with her erect penis

mad how theres 350 million americans

>>213613113
amazing what ai can do these days

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI_SBAkdKzc

>>213613113
mind bending that we're killing the planet and using my taxes to fill the pockets of billionaires so we can have *this* shoved down our throats

>>213613112
I have a nicer arse than that

>>213613113
what's the point of this
can i turn it off

>>213613145
wait till you hear about what colour packs their cheese and onion crisps come in

>>213613173
post it then

>>213613143
is that a thing ive only seen the spicy ones, cheese, cool american, and salted in britain
do they cut your mouth up and sting you like all salt and vinegar crisps should?

>>213613166
It's a travesty

why are cagers so selfish

>>213612992
Honestly speaking, cumming on my own face and in my mouth

>>213613163
i don't get it
both look grim

>>213613112
my arse twin not even joking

nth for the holodem

actually mdma is a methamphetamine
I've just done a google search and the results are clear

>>213613185
>do they cut your mouth up and sting you like all salt and vinegar crisps should?
yes mate I ate a whole big bag and ended up in A and E

>>213613181
I know. State of it

Why are (you) like this?

>>213613206
>>213613163
>just go outside and touch grass bro

>>213613163
If that pic was Japan people would call it kino

>>213613228
how did you not know that already?
i thought you were a meth guy?

>>213613239
scotland is a reddit country
you should know this by now

>>213613214
You need to change the way you look at things, it now matches the bittersweet symphony style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

>>213613183
not sure you lot deserve it

had my wee and it went all frothy

might get into swing trading.

>>213613219
you should be brutally fucked

>>213613230
need them so bad the state of crisps here is dire compared to there
its so hard to get salt and vinegar nevermind good ones

>>213613258
CWLTSHC

>>213613273
the greatest original song of the 90s

Currently listening to Chameleons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2sQoCHmu84

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

>>213613250
no im a wanking to anime girls guy

>>213613239
someone living in scotland is objectively more scottish than a yank

>>213613258
not keen on all the videos of her bf cumming on her face

>>213613286
> t. euroshopper35penergydrink

>>213613258
*scurries rapidly over the atlantic ocean to arr soogs*

Hummingbird just flew right up to my face, looked at me, then flew away

I went to the tobycord and nobody knew you

Could someone please wab my cob!

>>213613285
>the state of crisps here is dire compared to there
you say that but you get butter flavour and dill flavour which is non-existent here except in the polish shelf at tescos

butter flavour seems so obvious i don't understand why it isn't more common

>>213613352
You don't get dill pickle chips there?

>>213613334
what you doing if he goes back to his nest and starts slagging you off

>>213613239
I'm as rorke as they come but he's not wrong here

katim!

frotting with umposter

Rorke snoring on one end of the bed while Leftypol whimpers and meows on the other side

>>213613291
Quite impressive how Richard Ashcroft managed to come up with a song as great as that all by himself really

>>213613331
*deports you*

>>213613352
these are insanely peng

and that was my last gay wank

>>213613352
They're okay but nothing compares to something like Mccoys Salt and Vinegar. Also no quavers, no skips. There are good options but when you are used to quality, there's no comparison.

>>213613369
I will let it slide because they are such majestic and beautiful creatures

>>213613372
>I’m totally a based rorke but sometimes pakis are just Scots that’s the way it is

Get more Philistine into Britain

>>213613367
only in foreign brands which is weird because we've had gherkins for decades in chippies and in burgers

>>213612992
had sex with my sister

leftypol on the ropes

>>213613404
did you watch the video where they inflate the guy's belly so he looks pregnant

>>213613417
So is it like having sex with your brother?

Did you know that blacks in America will finance sneakers

REST IN PEACE TO ALL THE SOLDIERS THAT DIED IN THE SERVICE

>>213613437
that diablo 4?

>>213613444
That's sad, they're my favourite

Can you get ketchup or all dressed there?

>Boy, 4, dies after being hit by bus as he walked out of hospital
What was a bus doing walking around in a hospital in the first place?

>>213613486
Ketchup is a thing, Walkers even does it. No clue what all dressed means.

>>213613467
then they'll get shot over said shoes
what a retarded subhuman species

>>213613498
Bus drivers on strike so had to walk

>>213613510
I think it's a Canadian special

It's like salt and vinegar with ketchup and mustard and other spices

Evil little country this lot

>>213613533
based daddy trump says he's a good guy so l trust him

>>213613533
Quite based really

>>213613510
>>213613529
bro is talking to himself again

>>213613596
Fat fucking wasteman

>>213613420
katy salivating

>>213613529
Is it tangy or really sweet?
For some reason we have green onion as a flavour here, which seems to only be in Poland, yet the label is only in English. It used to be in Polish, but they stopped it.

>>213613486
ketchup is a classic walkers (lays) flavour and one of my favourites, i love any vinegary crisps
all-dressed isn't a thing here, although it's similar to walkers barbecue, also co-op currently has a limited edition all-dressed flavour (it's peng)

>>213613486
dressed all over and zesty mordant

>Is that a heat lamp?
>Are you heating this room up on purpose?

>>213613533
They're a hivemind whose only concern is other Jews.

>>213613634
evening crodie

>>213613645
scream and valid crashout

>>213613332
*turns the sunlight on*

>>213613635
piss off you twat

>>213613631
polish spring onion crisps are fucking lush

>>213613634
Screaming. Nigga look like a Virtua Fighter

>>213613533
faustian

>>213613635
>I made a new crisp
>is it real or barbecue?
>barbecue

mmm crisps yeah

i'm your huckleberry

>>213613533
they know they're the world's villain, no more pretending

>>213613645
>>213613667
what's this

true. all the specific Jews are the same like each other. also their last name such as goldberg means they are in gold in some way (such as Jews)

we need to talk about why black people are so insecure

ah fucks sake
got band practice tomorrow now
great

>>213613634
she b warming up

>>213613673
bore off you miserable nomates bastard i'll post whatever i like

>>213613631
No it's salty and tangy, honestly the best flavour of chips

Might get some myself when I go out for some beer

>>213613635
Based, enjoy them while you've got them

>>213613641
:)

tummy's still sore and feels weird after having the shits all last night. feel terrible. feel barely human.

not really a huge fan of crisps
i'll eat them but never a staple in the food cupboard

>>213613675
Can't deny it, also love how prolific paprika is as a flavour. But you can't imagine how lucky you are with your crisp selection, and how common salt and vinegar is. It's something you should cherish. We don't even have prawn cocktail we have KRAB.

>>213613533
someone needs to sort them out

star wars republic commando now that's a game

>>213613179
nope. you WILL scroll past the AI summary

had some pengaleng crisps in japan
they were corn soup flavoured or something, looked a bit like golden nuggets but they were wotsit texture
must've smashed 10 bags in the week I was there, thought about bringing some back but the konbini worker was already judging me, could see it in his dumpy face
might pay absurd import fees just to eat them again

Haru is about to stumble into her second “rest season” before she pretends she’s aiming for some prestigious stud farm. She took a month-long break from trotting in circles, citing “hoof clarity” or something, and no one even blinked.

Her latest attempt at relevance is something about collecting hay scraps — she calls it “equine narrative collation” — and she’s changed the name of her stall sign three times since she nailed it up.

What else? Honestly, not much. She’s flopping so consistently on the track that it’s hard to tell where one failed race ends and the next begins. Watching her these days is like staring at a clueless squibby head trying to open a gate with its teeth. Painful, aimless, and vaguely tragic.

>>213613179
if you swear in your search it doesnt activate the ai

last beer then off the booze for two weeks so I can get a six pack for my holiday and shag spanish lassies

mm tasty crisps yeah
xx

>>213613634
>Katy is upstairs. Who is this?

>>213613742
Ask your GP for BBC therapy

>>213613708
Sam Hyde had a megamelty on Harland Williams podcast after mild bantering

rorke star wars commando

>>213613655
ziedy spent valentines day posting this
very odd man

looks like scientists found your mum's arse lads

>>213613751
love crisps me
i seek out rare flavours
genuinely mourn the cancelled ones

>>213613791
nigga looks like the dad from the dolmio adverts

>>213613221
you are a paedophile

>>213613771
Have you had these before? They are surprisingly good. The corn flavour is the best.

>>213613800
haha that was a great post

>>213613655
sup crodie

>>213613708
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU

Skip to 28 minutes for the best part

in school there was a kid who would lick the flavouring off potato chips before eating them

>>213613765
>>213613782
>>213613179

>>213613775
fake news

too much thinking for arr 'rara

>>213613833
mate used to do that with salt and vinegar discos

bet ultra wide batons are undergoing the necessary prep work?

>>213613533
pissrael is our fault

got a plan for radio electricity if the bombs drop (making long-range radio or monograph) to transmit data

>>213613228
no it isnt
no such thing as "a methamphetamine"

>>213613800
that was a great post

found the book im actually going to read by Jane Goodall

turns out this one is also a documentary film. anyway, thought id share it with you lot since youre always crying about how terrible your lives are.

>>213613862
The US is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk6Xst6euQk&list=RDbk6Xst6euQk&start_radio=1
peng latinas

>>213613862
can't forget the ottomans

>>213613850
It's genuinely impressive that you have kept this gimmick for so long

Your autism is immensely powerful

putting a methamphetamine up me bum

>>213613836
>dogs could kill a tiger but not a lion because lions are more powerful
actually mental how spastic ai google's ai is

>>213613869
ok wanker white

I idnt say MDMA

>>213613882
don't read books written by women

>>213613862
Not even remotely

>>213613596
the weak should fear the strong

>>213613869
heisenbender are you

>>213613892
bro is complimenting his own gimmick again

Lads, back with the BIG cans
Scranned the medium chips

Some adventures on the visit to the Canshop include it being warm enough that some of the college girls here are wearin shorts and nice tops with their chebs on display

crobubu baton was clearly oval

>>213613882
You don't read actually books though you listen to them with TTS because you're an illiterate pedo mong

watch will y'all
its the bounce back

>>213613918
haha reminds me off that Inbetweeners quote. "oooh friend!"

Dogs are a purchase to fulfill an individual's needs: nothing more, nothing less. They're acquired from breeders of varying morality, or from shelters where dogs are surrendered after the veneer of a "fresh new dog" wears off and the individual consumer's left with the burdens of dog ownership.

To acquire a dog is an act of blatant consumerism, defended by dog culture as a form of "philanthropy" and "self-sacrifice fo the greater good".

government PM: "we need to make the internet better"
what the internet is: *how many pitbulls would it take for them to beat a lion?*

1 for the money
2 for the better green
3-4 Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

>>213613645
it was all le joke o algo

>>213613935
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP

um
based

>>213613817
>he can't substantiate his claim

Proto gf has quite bad acne scarring from endometriosis and it makes me want to break up with her even though she's otherwise perfect for me. Pretty bad that, isn't it. Very shallow human, I am

>>213613934
It was clearly not a compliment though

reading is fucking boring to be fair

buy ephedrine online

zionists actually think they're a shining light for the whole world and zionism is therefore a favour to all humanity

>>213613935
yeah i heard it's pretty warm in the US the moment but why the vpn

What's some good casual trainers to wear? Nothing out there, just something middle of the road, maybe by New Balance or Adidas or something

why does he pretend to scran the medium chips

>>213613980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQsN0_YbIRA

>>213613836
good tip actually

going to gym i reckon

buy ephedra online

never enjoyed shagging. the whole thing has always felt so awkward to me. feel like when people are shagging they must change mindset and get lost in the sex but whenever I've done it I'm just in my head thinking about how I'm having sex but not sure if I'm enjoying it

>>213613793
>woman puts her hand to her mouth except there's a helmet in the way
made me laff

>>213613935
Post a pic of the cans lad

cutting my finger off coz i've disgraced the family

>>213613983
Can't break up with a proto gf

walk with ya boys

>>213613973
Lad, no

>>213613997
Because claiming you're in Canada is less embarrasing than claimin you're in Trump's homeland?

But seriously, why are you from the US?

>>213613980
france won't let them leave unless they have their british digital ID sorted

>>213614030
>le lads
dumbass 46 year old redditor (american)

>>213614030
Post a pic of the cans please

mad there are grown adults who have never read a book

>>213613931
try a third time?

>>213613791
>Is Katy inside?

>>213614051
>>213614070
I can't tell which is the retarded troll and which is the retarded troll, lads

>>213613999
>casual trainers
trainers are for sports or the gym mate not casual wear

>>213613793
women are so fucking stupid!

>>213614027
It's true

>>213614025
She's sort of my real gf I guess, she told me she loved me today and last night as we sat cuddling and watching the sunset she told me it's the happiest she's ever been

>asking GPT-5 for tips to evade being perceived as autistic at the wedding tomorrow
>all their suggestions are horrifying

don't rely on AI to save you from your 'tism lads

im currently wearing a brown shirt

>>213614091
I'm not trolling I just wanna see a pic of the big cans

I'm about to leave and get some myself actually

>>213614086
Low IQ mong

>>213614113
what level of scarring are we talking about here. seems like a bad reason to want to break up

>>213614102
Good tune that.

90s was peak for lady rock singers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Xsrdbu9QA

I've read over 500 books and still live in my smelly incel hovel

>>213613793
what's actually happened here then

>>213614133
jesus christ. it's like something straight out of reddit

>>213614159
read all the wrong books then didn't you

>>213614160
Darwin award

>>213614134
that's a nice shirt, is there a story behind it?

>>213614159
read like 200 including classics. never met a single person who actually reads. ended up dropping it. it's a shit hobby anyway. reading is harmful

>>213614133
Learn to prompt, just say keep it relevant to the wedding

OH TOMMY TOMMY

>>213614133
>h-hi I'm rorke, um, did you know that jellyfish are immortal

>>213614133
grim grim grim

cronem snapped over 500 hymens and still live in smelly traphouse

Pokemon Go glitched on a gym this evening and it was actually just glitched the entire time and the other team didnt have the gym

>>213613793
what the fuck is even going on here

>>213614194
No. I read classic literature, philosophy, poetry, and history. Just never applied it anywhere haha. Many such cases

>>213614133
>How do you know the couple?
>I'm the groom mate.
>O-oh. I like your tie. Is there a story behind it?
>What? It's a fucking tie lad. I bought it in Next.
>Y-yeah haha that's... want to go on a plane with me tomorrow? N-no I mean..
>What the fuck are you talking about?
>The cake is in... is in danger
>Gonna need to ask you to leave.

>>213614133
kek
good luck mate

that's a great tie, is there a story behind it?

>>213614133
Fucking Hell, lad. Only the very first one about knowing the couple is good

The rest aren't completely bad but those are fucking thins you say during conversations to change subject like and keep it goin

Just keep asking people about themselves and things they say and try to relate tihngs to it you know about alreadyy

>>213614212
damn why didn't he move out

That's a great tie, is there a story behind it?

>>213614198
yeah i got it from h&m, they have a few good basics there from time to time

>>213614228
>I read classic literature, philosophy, poetry, and history
yeah women get the ick from that

>>213614204
>This cake is dangerous...What's your all time favourite desert?

>>213614245
My mum got it in George for me

>>213614230
giggling

dangerous day to be a cake

>>213614228
What's your favourite classic literature?

>>213614133
>This cake is dangerous

>>213614133
dangerous day to be a cake

>>213614150
This sort of level, on her face and upper body. She's very upset about it herself and wishes she had clear skin, which makes me feel worse for caring about it

>>213614245
*not wearing a tie*

>>213614252
I've shagged plenty. But still live like I did when I was 18

Need advice on middle-of-the road pairs of trainers from middle-of-the-road brands like New Balance and Adidas
What are the best designs and colours?

>>213614230
kek

>>213614281
lmao

>>213614230
screeching

Scrombling over the thought of Rorke bringing his best ChatGPT banter to the event

>>213614281
sad

>>213614281
Get her on accutane that shit is disgusting

>>213614290
I don't know mate
can you leave me alone

>>213614290
skechers

>>213614269
ktim

>>213614133
Works fine for me and isn't autistic, you need to add more and give it some expectations
>I'm going to a wedding tomorrow. How can I begin conversation with people I don't know and still come off as adult, respectable, and a nice guy?

>>213614290
Asics or Reeboks x

>>213614281
the scarring is that red? maybe visit a dermatologist together

>>213614349
Ok. What designs and colours of Sketchers? For everyday use

>>213614275
Russian lit, James Joyce, the French degenerates, Greek tragedians

>>213614373
dunno i just grab the cheapest shit i find on amazon

>>213614378
What's your favourite classic literature?

*attends a wedding with no cake*
Woah watch out everybody, this cake is dangerous

if you believe a hallucinating computer program can tell you how to not act autistic at a wedding then it's simply over for you

>>213614281
Tretinoin. There's some sites out there you can get it from without needing a prescription

>>213612992
ate a prostitutes arse
injected heroin
broke into the houses of people i knew and stole stuff
and a thousand other degenerate, depraved things

>>213614349
rorkes creps

>>213614395
Did I not just tell you?

>>213614424
Twice.

>>213612992
shagged a prossie when she was on her period. Got a blowie off a poof in a pub bog. Had a threeway with my mate and his bird

>>213614415
K train spotting lad

Weird how non-whites literally worship white people as if they're Gods