Thread 213613342

Do you have inferiority complex midgets in your country?

>>213613342 (OP)
Literal leprechaun outfit kek
Lil ding dong of a ting yea

>>213613342 (OP)
Khabib broke him

>>213613342 (OP)
There is no brotherhood between men.

>>213613342 (OP)
level 3 runescape bot

>>213613342 (OP)
I still can't get over that pic of him doing dick curls

>>213613397
Yup

>>213613342 (OP)
as funny looking midge he is he would still beat the shit out of any 6 foot dude

>>213613450
lmao

>>213613715
i can stab him as a 6'2 dude

>>213613979
he'll jump on your like a jockey and disarm you
or kick you in the nuts

>>213613715
>>213614176
You know there’s a reason why combat sports have weight classes right?

>>213613732
KEK

>>213614176
he would shit in his pants when he sees me with a knife

>>213614229
My dad is 5'2 and 300 lbs and he's as swift as a feather, it's all muscle. He could beat the shit out of you, it would be so fucking sad. I would fall to my knees and cry after witnessing the pure brutality with which he would dispatch you.

>>213614348
My great grandpa is 80 years old, 4'8, and he weighs 500 pounds. His genetic structure is so unique he packs on double the amount of mass in just one strand of lean contractile tissue. I saw a picture of him in Vietnam, he had the freshly ripped skull of a vietcong in one hand and five vietnamese women in the other. You just KNOW he fucked them afterwards.

>>213614229
Because the ground is made to have little traction? Because the fences absorb shock? Because the octagon has no sharp corner and nothing harder than human beings? Because you can't hit anyone in the spine? Or because it's a professional performance with lots of money on the line? Are there WWE tactics in the octagon? Because those actually work anywhere.

>>213613732
The resemblance is uncanny
>>213614229
A UFC lightweight can easily beat up an untrained heavyweight

>>213614348
>5’2 300 lbs
>swift as a feather

>>213614413
My ancestor Lavernicus O' Reilly used to go all around Ireland ripping out tree stumps for the lords and lasses, they called him the Emerald Isle Ripper. The craziest thing about him is that he was only 2 feet tall. Crazy bastard married the fairest British rose in all of Chippington.

>>213614419
I mean you can watch the early UFCs before they got weight classes. Except for the ones that had zero experience and got completely blindsided by Royce it’s pretty clear that you could be a semi out of shape, roided giant and absolutely dominate.

>>213614176
>or kick you in the nuts
I read that in Cartman's voice, literally. Are you 12?

>>213614615
12 inches inside your mother's tight, hot, dripping, ACHING pussy

Gooby is kino

>>213614708
>random asian dude staring in pure awe
kino

>>213614310
nigga this guy is irish and a professional bar fight street brawler you wouldn't do shit

>>213613732
howling