Thread 213614368

THAT'S A LOVELY GREAT FUCKING TIE. IS THERE A FUCKING LOVELY STORY BEHIND IT edish

>>213614368 (OP)
Post a pic of the cans lad

>>213614394
t. "canslad" (american on vpn)

you dont read books written by men either. you hardly read at all lets be honest here

turning 32 in two weeks and still a virgin incel freak. it's looking bleak

Currently listening to Dover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Xsrdbu9QA

Great tie, Rorke. Now hand over the story

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

neoliberal bull logging in

>>213614368 (OP)
Hahahaha

>>213614365
>>213614391

Thanks.
Ì've been going about in New Balance running shoes that aren't robust enough. I need some sort of strength in the toe area but still flexible enough to jog in if I want to

but fucking early

>>213614428
imagine how good a fat blunt and a cathy mega wank sounds

>>213614432
ever try auto-erotic asphyxiation? might get your mind off things

Turning into one of those constant poo days, just want my stomach to calm down

From my point of view the cake is dangerous

>>213614480
think about hanging myself daily haha

Penis Landscape, or Work 219: Landscape XX, is a painting by H. R. Giger. Created in 1973, airbrushed acrylic on paper-covered wood, it measures 70 by 100 centimetres (28 by 39 in). It depicts a number of penises entering vaginas, arranged in an alternating pattern. One is wearing a condom.

>>213614461
Are you logging in from the computer room at the Gherkin?

>>213614432
why havn't you shagged a prostitute yet?

>>213614471
Jordans

How do we stop them?

I was autistic at every wedding I've ever been to, including my own, and loved it.
No clue why you should worry about it.

>>213614460
Ah the era of Brtipop. All that great music and all those great bands. Oasis, Blur...this one song by Verve...those 2 songs by Pulp...

ziedy on new years putting in the work

>>213614519
Ask him the story behind his tie

>>213614519
try posting on the relevant board for a start

>>>/pol/

I had sex a bunch of times in my early twenties and then nothing
I'm sad about being an incel, but I feel like the pressure is off because I'm not a virgin

listening to Coldplay and imagining myself in the position of Chris Martin singing to a woman

>>213614519
These Palestinians are dangerous, anyway how's your sex life

So lads I am finally going to watch this film one after I make a cup of tea

>>213614574
yes mate great film watch the Directors cut

>>213614574
guarantee it's not as good as conan

>>213614574
eva green sex

>>213614520
mainly because I've never been to one
just fathoming myself in the corner pretending that someone is texting me on the phone and that I have to take the call

I don't know how I can do that for 12 hours though

>>213614545
KEK his basic red tie

For the past three months I've been feed a family of about 7 or 8 foxes that live in allotments I walk past on the way to the supermarket. The vixen recognises me and comes up to me when she sees me. I'm feeding them cans of dog food. It's getting a bit expensive but I want to help them until the cubs leave their mother, which happens in October.
I seem to be the only one feeding them. They were really skinny when I first started and now they're a healthy weight.

>>213614548
its nearly a year since ive had sex and im losing my mind

>>213614574
just enjoy the aesthetics

>>213614605
Do you not know anyone else going?

Eternally clarted

>>213614548
>>213614640
l've only had unsatisfying sex with unattractive women

>>213614519
Let’s accept all the Philistine into Albion.


All of Israel cult will be arrested. Murder is murder. They blocked the Watersupply thus starting the war and murdering 50,000 kids.
The Philistine will increase in numbers and many will return.

>>213614673
same but a year is a long fucking time

>>213614676
umm... excuse me?

The manager who called me aggressive and argued with me when I questioned the overtime I'm doing actually apologised to me yesterday and was quite polite to me about it. Fair play to them.

>>213614605
When everyone is dancing find the one guy that isn't. Talk to him. He's your best friend.

they made this shit way worse gpt5 is a disaster

Good diversity is good strength.

>>213614509
didnt go to the gherkin today bro

>>213614633
probably cheaper to feed them raw meat it will keep them full longer than shitty pet food

>>213614703
sybau

>>213614518
I don't know if that's a joke or not, but I couldn't wear these. Anyway, they have too much leather. I want trainers that have a bit of mess in the middle top part then maybe some stronger material on the toe and sides
Like running shoes, but a tiny bit more robust

>>213614689
shut up

if you're incel the solution is to simply have sex

>>213614633
feels like this might be a bad idea but l dont know enough to stop you. You sound like a kind lad

Armies of anarcho ex-drafted

>>213614713
That's cool. When are you next going?

>>213614741
When are you free? x

Currently listening to Bear VS Shark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lklRd0dIovI

anime girl poop chute

>>213614741
well the problem is that i can't find a woman who's attracted to me

>>213614741
Easier said than done

skinny yardie goon administering a wickedly vigorous QuickTap™ on m2 uninitiated ting, permanent adjustment.

>>213614647
literally just the groom
and I can't hog him all night
at best I can squeeze 15 minutes out of him
it's awful
absolutely horrible

>>213614719
I don't know where to get raw meat, there's no butcher around here and the supermarket meat is more expensive than the canned dog food

>>213614787
just leave early

>>213614752
sunday

>>213614709
AIberg's had enough of your lip
He's under no obligation to pander to your foolishness

not sure what job to get

Russia wanting the hand but demanding the arm and negotiates down. The cockwombles.

>>213614432
Ktim. Turned 32 two weeks ago, never been kissed or even close to losing my virginity

>>213614786
Nice, I like that you got that trademarked crodie
They (the Katies) get permanently adjusted by it

>>213614787
do you have a plus 1?

>>213614730
make me, virgin

>>213614786
2781 posts

>>213614709
2 years till AGI superintelligence btw

>>213614719
In what fucking world is raw human-consumption meat cheaper than fucking bogstandard dog food
Twat

>>213614820
Government if it's anything like the Irish one
Did a few six month gigs with them
Fucking the concept of 'working' isn't a thing to them

>>213614698
Get lost.

love love LOVE my cat

Should I really break up with a nice 22yo girl who's incredibly loving and funny and smart and is also great in bed and would be a perfect wife just because she has some acne which will probably clear up in a few years anyway?

might get catberg her own keyboard as she always wants mine

Every schoolgirl knows about the Gherkin and dreams of getting a Gold Pass

>>213614796
>I don't know where to get raw meat
From the supermarket you mong just get the cheapest pack of chicken don't worry they can eat raw bones too

Just washed the dishes x

>>213614787
Happened to me and I ended up just being seated at a table with people I didn't know and just had to talk to them there, some leave to dance and whatever, but I think people are quite willing to talk especially as they start drinking. You can make friends with a few people for short conversations and if you find anyone else kind of alone, just talk to them and maybe buy drinks or offer to get a round for a few people. I also have no real friends and it wasn't too bad. Just kept making light conversation and occasionally sitting by myself drinking, but quite a few others will do that too so it's not too weird especially as it gets later.

a team of PhDs in your pocket is what Sam Altman said

>>213614873
spainfreak bait post

>>213614864
spotted the urbanite

Surely AI will be able to find solutions to mankind's biggest problems e.g. find cures for diseases in a few years time?

>>213614818
https://youtu.be/c0-hvjV2A5Y?list=RDc0-hvjV2A5Y&t=1288
cronem get front row passes

>>213614842
indeed crodie, its cronem protected heritage x
>>213614856
almost 3000 x

>>213614787
Just invite some woman or hire one or get drunk alone

>>213614844
nah

>>213614872
I want a cat so badly I visit two stray cats that live in the street half a kilometre away to give them food and treats
they have a little house

>>213614898
If it's cheaper than dog food per kg then I'll get it

it's a fucking disgrace

>>213614938
quantum computing will be the pancea for that
Right now new drugs cost billions because it's LITERALLY trial and error
With quantum computing you can slash the cost of such things by 99% as it machine learns what works and what doesn't

Quantum computing is the pathway towards Star Trek future

vaginas with pubic stubble

>>213614421
I'm not though

you are not going to be the only one who only knows one person there

>>213614987
This, nobody really cares much

nth for the gyaldem

why is everone cmplaining about GPT-5. works fine for me

>>213614972
Won't quantum computers require millions of qubits to correct errors and right now we can make like 100

>>213614977
Might as well slap two washing boards together and hump that

Anybody doing torment Kurokage?

Fable 4 gameplay

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3h0BVQPSTdg

>>213614938
They keep promising that but it isn't that simple

Pharma is putting a lot of time and effort into using it for small molecule drug design though

>>213614972
It will still be trial and error, they already use quantum mechanical simulations for drug design but it cannot simulate a clinical trial

>>213614605
You just sit or stand back and act like your interested and have nowhere else you would rather be, just there in the moment. No phone. If it gets too much then step out to smoke a cigarette.

Still listening to Dover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy3hX-5E5fU

>>213614972
you're just talking about machine learning mate, not sure why you threw "quantum computing" in there. we have already used machine learning algorithms to exponentially increase the speed of protein structure calculations, which in itself goes a long way toward new medication synthesis

Reading old books about a supposed absolute freak main character is bizarre it always goes something like
>On tuesday I shagged the girl at work, friday I met a random girl at the cafe and shagged her too, sunday I met my ex-gf and shagged her
Not much of a freak desu

>>213614972
Oh shut up you fucking twat

>>213614519
egypt and turkey wiping them off the map with rockets

>>213614999
anything noticeably different?

Tria 4x anon here. Penile base is completely smooth and hair-free. I'm now treating the back of neck/nape area, hairy fingers, nostrils, and feet.

will quantum computing fix my inceldom?

>>213615025
Quantum computers would speed the calculation up

>>213615000
that's why they aren't currently commercially available and what few do exist have to be buried deep under ground in liquid nitrogen temperatures to mitigate the effects of noise and temperature on the accuracy of results

they're ironing out the creases don't worry
supercomputers are advancing pretty impressively on their lonesome

2030s we'll have qunatum computing, cold fusion and the first man on Mars
It's going to be swell, don't worry.

>>213614938
I wish I was born 50 years earlier so id be dead now and not have to deal with ai and fucking computers.

ultra wide baton administering a cruel violation

>>213615026
The Stranger is it

>>213615026
people in the olden days shagged much more than nowadays, the myth of some pure past where people only had sex inside marriage is complete nonsense

>>213614972
the trials don't happen in computers mate they have to be tested on live subjects

>>213615026
book about a real freak wouldn't be very interesting

Just sprayed 39 sprays of Polo Green all over myself just to sit back down post on /brit/

>>213615035
nah, feels exactly the same

>>213615059
Damn! That's vicious

quantum fannies

>>213615055
>cold fusion
troll post

>>213615055
Supercomputers and quantum computers are completely different things

>>213615055
cold fusion is literally a pipe dream
it just sounds great and is easy to understand so gets huge numbers of research grants

quantum shartpooping

>>213615026
when i'm reading dostoyevski and the main character is supposed to be some freak but he's got loyal friends and a woman who just wants to be his tradwife. like what the fuck

>>213615070
>>213615028
>>213615020
mmhmm

>>213615060
Yup, started it today, also read No Longer Human some time back which made me think the same

On the bright side, being an incel means I've never experienced being cheating on or a painful break-up

I ran 5 times this week for the first time and took no showers and now I stink and my skin feels disgusting I'm going to take a shower a 45 minute shower

>>213614633
i feed the one near me leftover (potaotes and other veg as well as fat off meat)
i used to buy dog biscuits but it's easier to just give them that

I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing

>>213615060
>>213615128
was about to start The Stranger dont think l'll bother if its a shagger book

>>213615059
How old are you?

>>213615142
Horizontal tango even

They made me read L'etranger in French A level I knew I fucked up big time when I chose to do that

>>213614872
miss mine

>>213615135
I feed them meaty dog food. They like that a lot.

You can buy tripe for absolute pennies aswell
People who feed their pets 'pet food' are basically animal abusers

>>213615113
Even hot fusion is a pipe dream.
People don't understand that with each advance in temperature and density of a plasma, we encounter a whole new class of unexpected instabilities.
And we've obviously never made a Q>5 burning plasma such as would power an electrical grid.
Meaning we haven't even had a glimpse of the problems that will accompany a real fusion plasma

>>213615129
>on the bright side, never having any friends means i've never been let down or flaked on by anybody

>>213615166
it has never made a lick of sense any 1st year physics kid could tell you that

>>213615123
Just admit you don't know what you're talking about

It's not going to magically fix everything wrong with classical computing

Steadings

Lads, that's a great can you have there. Is there a story behind it?

>>213615185
:B

>>213615179
pet food is what pets want

>>213615204
It's heathermong

>>213615181
a self-sustaining, energy-positive fusion reaction isnt beyond the realms of all possibilty in the same way cold fusion is

>>213615129
it also means that i never grew as a person. being an incel = a failed human being

The more you ignore me the closer I get

>>213615218
Fascinating

Is Liam Neeson Irish or British?

Project Sex-With-An-Adult-Woman 2025 is not looking good

>>213615230
Beware

>>213615243
Irish

>>213615243
Irish

>>213615217
pets don't know what they want they will happily eat their own shit or a whole box of roses if they want
human toddlers eat crayons doesn't mean we should treat them as a proper meal

>>213615243
yes

>>213615243
Human

>>213615243
>Is Liam Neeson Irish or British?
this si like asking whether cheddar is cheese or cheese of course it;s chesze

>>213615222
Yeah, but accompanying that, people are significantly overly optimistic about it.
It will take 80 years minimum

the scrandemic: curry goat, rice and pea, festival, calaloo

By jingo im such a light weight its coming on strong now, i wouldnt have been able to shower now. Lying in bed feeling like a ship.

He's going to sell Alaska to them isn't he lmao

>>213615253
>>213615254
stupid paki cunts don't know their own country

wanking to death

>>213615286
what an odd place to meet

>>213615242
I mean it's a poster being ourposefuly retarded and replying with random screenshots that don't address anything the other person

i think I might be actually autistic. chatgpt just gave me a list of common symptoms and it's grim

>>213615280
yeah maybe, maybe not though

Ireland is Ireland
Why do we have to pretend it's not

>>213615179
i gave my cat pouches for a number of years but switched to raw after reading up about meat derivatives
dry food is also another big con

>>213615327
sceeam

>>213615181
One is a technical problem and the other is entirely theoretically impossible

Will AI find a way to make my dick bigger?

Cheddar is THE BEST!

>>213615243
hes irish from northern ireland, he said he grew up in a mostly protestant village but where he lived there was no sectarianism so he didn't have any proper irish stories of throwing bricks at the police or anything

No one does "Sir Keir Starmer" posts in here anymore

>>213615304
Safest route for Putin to take

Any shaggers in?

You have never been in love until you've seen the stars reflect in the reservoirs

>>213615313
*takes notes*

>>213615286
Trump would never give up an inch of American territory

ALASKAN BULL WORM

cat lying next to me in bed having a little cat dream. honestly very pleased at the moment, he always make me feel better
>>213614960
thats very sweet

Neoliberal cuckold queen

>>213615355
they could meet in any of a dozen neutral countries

The Old Sir Keir Starmer poster doesn't come by here much anymore.

HELP THE ALAKSAN BULL WORM IS FUCKING MY DAUGHTER

How stupid that I'd consider dumping someone who makes me really happy and understands me better than anybody else does, just because she has some acne and I worry that people might judge me if they see me with her

>>213615381
Moz on the beaches

i'm a girl teehee

>>213615358
fucking kill yourself you demented paedo creep

getting off the niccy pouches this weekend shall NOT be in a good mood

Putin going to get arrested in Alaska

>>213615369
he would in exchange for a generous donation to Israel

feel tired and sick

sir post stopper

>>213615407
sc

God Starmer really is our weakest ever Prime minister isn't he?

>>213615398
yeah but she has proper underclass mong acne doesn't she
like that div kid in the back of the classroom who sucks on their sleeves

>>213615170
they go nuts for the chicken wing tips i put them out whenever i have them

im gonna play a little bit of REMNANT: FROM THE ASHES

Sir Prime Minister

>>213615415
ok

>>213615316
I'm just saying this only based off two things: 1. Every time they reach a new regime of temperature and density, they find some new problem that requires them to rethink the whole design and move all the magnets around and add a new component like an X-point diverted
2. The devices that could sustain a burning, self-heating plasma are so enormously expensive that no actual working prototype has been built

So they seem to be stuck in limbo where they know if they go ahead and dump all the money into a real working prototype (not like ITER, ITER won't even try to sustain a burning plasma from what I've read), then it will fail and they'll discover a new Achilles heel and the prospects will be ruined

>>213615411
As if there won't be 100 snipers on both sides

>>213615414
trump will annex israel and turn them into the 51st state

>>213615398
Is she good looking otherwise?

>>213615243
Technically British but he identifies as Irish so Irish (as in the Republic/Southern Ireland)

>>213615418
yes it just so happens the current PM is the worst ever

>>213615433
x

Irish blood, English heart, this I'm made of
There is no one on earth I'm afraid of
And no regime can buy or sell me

>>213615418
Yeah we literally did feed the Germans after WW2, in spite of Britain being on rationing at the time. He'd have known this if he'd ever opened a history book. Although I suppose in order to be the US ambassador to Israel the only qualification you need is to know where Netanyahu's anus is.

>>213615449
shut up you fucking twat

>>213615441
northern irish people aren't all british they get to choose which citizenship they want or they can have both.

>>213615440
Fairly. Not a knockout, but quite pretty I guess

>>213615465
?

>>213615434
Have you seen that new fusion company Fuse?

They have a new business model that will accelerate the development by avoiding any fears around failed designs

Also it was started by a high schooler which makes me feel like a complete retard

>>213615439
This should have happened like 40 years ago.

It would be beneficial for everyone involved and if they paid their taxes to us instead of towards babysitting their fatass Orthodox Jews, then no one would mind paying for the defense contracts

>>213615418
lf Germany was an impoverished shithole and we completely surrounded it the war would have been over in weeks.

>>213615494
Her looks will fade anyway

As long as she is otherwise fit and healthy and has good bone structure and a nice personality then you should try and look past her flaws

It's tough though cuz acne is pretty gross desu

Sir Keir Starmer is the BEST MINISTER of my lifetime! (prime or otherwise)

>>213615487
NI is part of the UK, lad.
Now, if you want to argue that NI is technically part of the Republic, feel free to do so.
I just won't care.
I'm having the cans, you see and I very much understand NI = UK

>>213615476
>Irish blood

Ireland is an Island. Let us not deny it.

>>213615477
But you didn't do it during the war. can you read?

>>213615509
>It would be beneficial for everyone involved
they get free healthcare and education from American money why would they want statehood?

Liam Neeson is American

sir kier starmer amazon prime minister

>>213615415
vaxx status?

>>213615530
Scromitting

So easy to tell who sacked tranny is without his trip on

Up to mighty London came
An Irish lad one day
All the streets were paved with gold
So everyone was gay!

squeaky airmasses keeping timmy awake

>>213615548
kys gingerpaedo

>>213615527
ni is part of the uk but not all the people who live there are british citizens, i thought an irishman would know about the good friday agreement

Currently listening to Morrissey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vJuMmKSR94

Remember when Trump was obsessed with annexing Greenland? That was weird

>>213615477
Mong

cosh black bastids

fuck me liam neeson's 73
when did that happen

>>213615498
The only company worthy of attention is Commonwealth Fusion. they have the most experience and brains by a country mile. if anyone does it it'll be them

>>213615548
kys pedo freak

play fighting games

>>213615564
Oh shut up you fucking twat

getting a stiffy thinking about how tight ruby's box is

>>213615537
Their GDP is 550 billion and we send them 3 billion in bombs their healthcare comes from their taxes

In a 2009 interview, he said, "I never stop thinking about [the Troubles]. I've known guys and girls who have been perpetrators of violence and victims. Protestants and Catholics. It's part of my DNA."[18]

>>213615537
if they had citizenship most of the secular jew would just leave and go to the mainland usa, why live in a tiny flat surrounded by arabs where iran can shoot missiles at you when you could just move to flordia or something

>>213615496
wuu2?x

>>213615606
bruh

>>213615539
After the new naked gun film, they can have the cunt desu

>>213615415
hope you perish in agony

>>213615566
maybe your gay

remember when trump was a nonce and all over the epstein files?

>>213615564
Irish or British
From a technical standpoint, British, since he was born in a British territory. He is also Northern Irish which is also British.

>>213615609
Cringe larping

>>213615578
he's been around years

>>213615631
how is it larping

Ain't the airforce fucking awful

>>213615627
>maybe your gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyIyzmz2x94

>>213615615
Nothing is worth the joy of a homogenous society

Scotland

>>213615527
Post a pic of the cans lad

>>213615644
He's merely pretending

Sir Kid Starver
Sir Queer Harmer
Sir Poo Barmer
Sir Beer Farmer
Sir Ranjeet Sharma
Sir Tool Father
Sir Beer Korma
Free Gear Keir
Sir Farm Taxer
Sir Farm Wrecker
Sir Tractor Traitor
Sir Sausage Releaser
Sir Granny Freezer
Sir Euthan Asia
Two-Tier Keir
Sir Vape Banner
Sir 4chan Banner
Sir Woke Bender
Sir U Turner
Sir Rorke Prisoner
Sir Form Filler
Sir Gag Order
Sir Online Safer
Sir Post Remover

>>213615648
THIS
>Inb4 they live around Arabs
Arabs are treated like second-class citizens in Israel. It's like the US during segregation.

Sir Tramp Kicker

>>213615568
He's going to talk about maybe selling Alaska to divert away from the Epstein files

business idea: go to NI, claim Irish (and therefore EU) citizenship and move to Poland

>>213615558
How old are you?

GET YOUR HAND ON MY PENIS

if you boycott lsrael you should be imprisoned

>>213615680
pretending what

want to sniff Ruby’s tights and rub them round my cock

>>213615707
>>213615707
>>213615707
>>213615707
>>213615707

>>213615648
israel isn't homogenous like 20% of their citizens are arabs who hate the state of israel, they occupy another 5 million arabs and the jews are divided between secular jews and religious jews

its a shit show, if i was some normie scholmo from tel aviv i would just move to the usa

>>213615703
To be obsessed with the troubles

>>213615717
kys freak

>>213615581
Moronic take

No one is anywhere near it happening, there needs to be a competitive ecosystem for the necessary progress to occur

Israel is an ethnostate
They don't allow other countries to have ethnostates. Only Israel is allowed one because Jews are special

>>213615578
he has 20 years left

>>213614517
>>213614517
>>213614517
non-redditjack new

two early jf freakshow news

nah

no thanks

>>213615719
Tel Aviv is 99% jewish. Nothing compares to that. I would kill for a 99% Anglo Philadelphia or boston

>>213615802
only 91% actually

scream

This shithole is a nightmare

cant say i blame janners on that one

>>213616394
SCFEAM

>>213616402
>>213616402
>>213616402

belle delphine is not british culture according to this warning