Tradwife edition

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Every unironic Canadian nationalist I’ve ever met has been an insufferable person and a crypto-nazi, which I wouldn’t care about but they delude themselves into thinking they’re not and get all coy when you expose them

eating pb off the fork

>>213616210 (OP)
need snowbunny orange gf

Afternoon coffee

Are you looking forward to four more years of Liberal rule?

>>213616245
Snowbunny means a white girl who fucks black men. This is why whites shouldn’t use our slang. Just ignorant and looking to steal everything of ours.

>>213616210 (OP)
>take advantage
this timmy still thinks we're the best at any competitive market or field of research lmaoooo

I'm on day 2 of 5 in my preplanned masturbation fast. This is where I failed last week

Do you really not have anything better to do on a Friday night?

crazy that she accused him of rape

>put this highly addictive rock made out of toxic chemicals in all your foods bro
Who poisoned the world with salt?

>>213616290
Im at work every friday night

Chicanos need to be executed

>>213616290
I went out to dinner already

>>213616290
No one goes out on Friday night anymore unc. We shrank it to just Saturday now

>>213616290
watering hole's closed for the week

Today isn't +300C. Today is a good day.

>>213616290
>night?
ain't here yet

Wish I was getting my pussy railed in public rn

>>213616290
I live in the burbs and have no friends. If I wanted to have fun I'd have to travel almost 2 hours to get to Toronto.

>>213616290
Mumberg wants to get sushi later. I gotta take a shower first doe.

Carney is literally a lolcow to everybody but Canadians

>>213616326
pendejo

drinking beer

what's the best post so far

>>213616363
I actually stopped drinking recently

>>213616351
>I gotta take a shower first doe.
why?

I would never leave Vancouver. I can't tell directions without the north shore mountains.
>>213616381
Because I haven't showered in like a week nigga.

>>213616369
This. So much this.

If they want to stop drunk driving why don’t they build more walkable cities?

>>213616393
Saar, it's time to go back

>>213616393
age? neet status?

>>213616419
>drunk driving
is discrimination against alcoholics

i'm so smol and powerless >.<

i wish i was drunk n high like back in the summa of 2023, i used to play this song at 4 am in the backyard. shit was kino as fuck bruh.
https://youtu.be/-NuX79Ud8zI?feature=shared

Slovenia - The country that makes you wish you were more slovene

>>213616210 (OP)
corrr. my english rose. home

>>213616448
This except it makes me seethe

>>213616419
Just drink at home! You don't need to visit the bar to get drunk.

>get a couple lucky kills and turn around because I know someone is flanking from mid footsteps
>enemy and my team think I'm hacking
CS players are so retarded.....

>>213616358
The jew qveen won't do anything that might upset Trump.

>>213616425
not him but
>26
>got fat as well
its over!

>>213616487
CS has sucked for almost 15 years

>>213616520
She would be stupid to sabotage trade talks with the United States over a country that has literally nothing to offer like Canada

Post more super amazing white raw food with plain water

>>213616419
How would they collect the gas tax if you could walk?

>>213616425
Me? Wouldn't you like to know JIDF.

>>213616554
Public transportation tax

i did not brush my teeth today

>>213616551
no

>>213616358
The Boomers and woke retards love Carney. They're all elbozos.

>>213616551
How about you show some Mexican soul food with a fizzy drink!

Legalize and regulate prostitution.

>>213616628
It works for Nevada

>>213616559
wash your stinky butt :3

I look like this

>>213616576
What about the car tax and car insurance tax and car maintenance tax? You don't pay those if you use public transportation. Think of the corporations ;_;

Taylor was my online girlfriend. We had an online wedding. If she had signed it into law with me, I would have been able to legally stand as an adult. Unfortunately she sided against me to try her hand at a music business. We are talking Nov. 2004 here. I was well acquainted with every part of quantum computing known to man at the time, as I was solely leading the pack. As a result of Taylor betraying me on the 9th of that month to sign to Big Machine, I have been left in the lurch. I had to feign suicide (as well as attempt it) to protect her. I received nothing in return.
Cut to daily life & I am generally too anxious to leave the house. Too dependent on nicotine to feel I could hold a job.
Having said all that, I practically curated this timeline. I've done so much.
I just stepped out of the spotlight since April 1, 2005.

>>213616673
That bitch is like 40

of course the first boy I kissed would turn out to be a psychotic serial killing monster

>>213616730
so's ur mom

>>213616673

there are no successful white supremacists

Reading ahhhhh.

Looking for the Icelandic anon.

>>213616750
At least my mom had kids

>>213616796
He hasn't posted here in ages

>>213616784
>not studying theology
insipid dullard

my skin is so fucking pale that my palms are the only part with any color

I've got some good ideas

>>213616766
Wasn't Hulk Hogan one?

>>213616800
any good ones?

francis macomber

>>213616864
Yes me

>>213616766
Big false

>There are people that'll go out today, fuck random stranger and have fun

so this is jason
https://files.catbox.moe/nr395e.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/taa52o.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/qzjifj.mp4

I could eat:
>Hood chinese food plate
>Beef cuban sandwich
>Fried sushi rolls
>1 Soju
>1 purple Lemonade
>hot chip
>brownies

I wonder what's like to live in one of those tiny island countries? Especially in the ones far away from everything.

>>213616823
Whiter than you, Mohammed

>>213616809
I'm horny as fuck right now.
I'm thinking on one of my distant cousins who recently came to town and she's so fine!! I want to shower her face in semen after a pornographic sex session while she moans with that voice of her I always liked. Thank god for imagination and masturbation! Hell yeah!

>>213616881
mah boy

>>213616885
>>213616885
>fuck random stranger
there's no fun in that. it's fleeting pleasure at best

>>213616899
Probably boring as hell

>>213616912
Is it like brazil? Just fuck around within family? Not trolling

>>213616942
Something is better than eternal inceldom. I find it weird and unrealistic

>>213616910
I'm Arab as fuck

would you rather live in an isolated island with a hot chick, or to live alone in the city but you have access to all the media available?

america is collapsing

wider than you mohammed

>>213617001
Option 1, please

>>213617001
shut yo esl ass up

I am kekking out loud

which retard decided women need to have long hair and men short?

>>213617001
Island.

epsteins island

>>213617001
option 2 always

>text a random girl idk a couple basic questions
>she responds back in the most exasperated annoyed tone like I'm an annoying bug that has no right to ask her anything
Why I don't like talking to women

>>213617001
Option 2
Option 1 sounds too much like marriage, and married women get fat

1 bottle of beer down

ESLs, without looking it up, tell me the difference between "option" and "alternative"

>>213616231

pineapple fanta is bretty good

bodied that cultist

>>213616980
No. It's a personal thing, not a cultural thing.

I posted an uncommon pepe in one thread this morning, and I've now seen it posted multiple times today

>>213617076
It's really interesting that her entire image is about sex and her fanbase is either girls under 14 or gay men

>>213617186
is she talented?

This is my waifu

i got ratioed on twitter by a tranny once. i still think i was in the right

>>213617161
good body type, well developed women are hot as fuck

>>213617186
I think she’s a lesbo, her previous bf is gay and she made a song about it.

>>213617204
ratio

>>213617192
Not really no

forensic files s09e28
>a man and his transgender mistress kill the man's wife
>the man claimed to friends that he did not know his mistress was transgender

>Randomly thinking about trannies you interacted with some time ago

>>213617235
grim

>>213616419
Why don't they build drunk drivable cities?

>>213617249
trannies live rent free in chuds heads

>>213617266
NTA but she's pretty hot without makeup

>>213617228
Olivia Rodrigo dated the same guy lmao and now he's like a some jesus freak

>>213617235
She is incredibly talented
https://youtu.be/3VfRxa2QxKw?si=Sa2XHI1DYsbc0sHg

>>213617136
i shidded and farted at the same time

>>213617279
its pointless thoever. in 10 years her face will be stuffed with botox

>>213617161
Queen....

>>213617273
Every city is drunk drivable. It's just a question of if you can get away with it

>>213616358
LOL

>>213617359
fans of what

Burned my mouth on the spaghetti

>>213616747
Who was your first kiss, Luka Magnotta?

>>213617289
The actual Olivia’s bf is gay too

>>213617105
They are gushing for Chad. They just don't like you, incel

>>213617375
they speak like yoda so its backwards

>>213617105
A guy would have answered the same way, also she doesn't want anything.

>>213617186
It’s aspirational self-insertion music. Listeners fantasize about being the sexy lady, not fucking the sexy lady.

>>213617424
>she doesn't want anything.
Idk what you mean by this

>>213617439
She isn't interested in getting with u dawg

poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo

getting r*ped in the dark academia styled room but taking a second to admire the aesthetic

>>213617452
Yeah i know, that's obvious

I taught myself to touchtype years ago and the best I can do is 85 WPM
My fingers are retarded.

>>213617474
How about Dark Academia and it’s academic full of dark turd worlders like Conestoga College due to DEI and boomer money making schemes

There aren't any good fantasy or isekai novels to read im about to just start reading everything from A-Z to find the hidden gems with retarded names and art id usually not pay attention to

>[Deleted]
anti-poo agenda

Bitch I'm boutta dip like some sour cream

fell for it again award

Inflation is real

just injected .5ml of 200mg/ml testosterone cypionate in rapeseed oil

I'm gonna drink beer and watch mousehunt

>>213617538
I have seen polls saying the opposite. Anyways, the goyim opinions do not matter.

Why do black American women tweet about wanting to try scissoring and then you click their profile and they have a picture of their baby son as their banner

>>213617521
kinda ruins my post but it's just a shitpost so feel free bring them up at every opportunity if you must

Today isn't hot as shit. I can play videogames without my computer bursting into flames.

>>213617437
Why don't they want to be Sydney Sweeney then?

>>213617474
good post

>>213617589
So-called lesbians have a significantly higher average body count of male sexual partners than normal women

my opinions matter

>see post of cosplay girl
>look at profile
>onlyfans
every time, without fail

>>213617641
no

>>213617641
no

>>213617641
no

lol

>>213617626
They're not lesbians and it's the only demographic of women that talks about it

>19°C, cloudy
>72% humidity
>wearing a longsleeve and cutoff cargo shorts to dinner tonight
British Columbia yet again proven to be paradise on Earth.

I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.

Plugged, caged, calvin kleins ON

>>213617746
too humid, 50-55% at 21 c would be peak

But I'm a chud
I'm an incel

>>213617784
What the hell am I pooing here

drinking wine

>>213617717
I remember my bi friend said apparently scissoring is really awkward and doesnt feel that good

>>213617824
i could've told you that

>>213617811
cum again?

Well I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
But today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishing hole today
She'd be packing all her things
And she'd be gone by noon

>>213617769
Kino

>>213617816
What kind

I’ve done so many things I swore I’d kill myself if I ever did.

>>213617880
Like what, suck a dick?

>>213617878
rioja

I really need to force my on women and act like a semi rapey indian if I ever hope to get any puss

I have jock itch and I can't jerk off so it can heal
This sucks

damn rivers cuomo is pushing 60 im old as fuck

>>213617947
I say this and I only listen to Beyonce and Rihanna

you can always act spiteful and petty
It's the one thing in your power to do even if you have nothing else may as well make others miserable

>>213617947
Tbf I've never heard anyone that listens to these say their music taste was unique

>>213617947
I unironically liked TV Girl before they were cool

>>213617947
I liked some of these when they came out. Is this dad rock now?
t. Unc

I use YouTube music actually

>>213617947
idk what any of these things are.

>>213617947
TV Girl are good

Normal guy: I like music.
Me: Fuck you. You're this soyjak.

i look like this

>>213618054
That's kind of grotesque

dixie bros, you can only keep one:
>toby keith
>brad paisley
>john prine

>>213618058
shut up artie

>>213618066
Prine duh

i saw TV Girl live alone when I was 21, it was a miserable experience.

This is what you crave

I only listen to anime and video game music and a select few songs I've heard on the radio over my life.

Cannot name a single album. Also I use foobar not youtube or spotify.

>>213618092
Did they suck or were you uncomfortable alone or both?

>>213618066
john prine although it would be a shame to lose those 2 or 3 banging toby keith songs

>>213618087
idk dude, toby’s got some hits that only scratch a certain itch

Ummm fellas??
>In honor of National Breastfeeding Month, Oddfellows Ice Cream Company is teaming up with Frida, a baby and postpartum company, to bring Breast Milk Ice Cream to shelves and stomachs around New York City.
>The best part? While an ice cream's normal nutritional info might make your doctor scream, this ice cream is packed with the same actual nutrients as the real deal, including omega-3 fats, lactose, and vitamins like iron, calcium, vitamin B, D and zinc.

>>213618098
Cool!

Toby >.<

>>213618109
erm i dont think the FDA approved this

>>213618109
Is this for adults or for babies?

>>213618106
No the music was good besides the frontman calling the audience "a bunch of nobodies", the miserable part was standing on a corner not knowing what to do

A black man is delivering chipotle to my house

just saw a reddit post of a screenshot where a kid said something fucked up happening in his family which actually happened to me way back then and the reddit comments are all like JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK and are very dramatic about it and its not helping me

>>213617947
All of them got mogged by bad bunny, it’s over

>>213618066
brad

66% of U.S. grocery shoppers said they used Walmart in the past 12 months

>>213618150
>not knowing what to do
Listen to the music and vibe? Bro

>>213616272
if what is yours is slang of "snowbunny" then yall are dumb mother fuckers (like i needed to be reminded)

>no perverts please!
>picture of the bitch baring her ass in the most sexual pose imaginable

>>213618162
same, though prine reminds me of my dad. hard choice

>>213618164
A year with no wally world? Who could manage that?

>>213618159
Redditors are hysteric women. They claim every normal thing is a sign of abuse or a red flag

>I'm so shy teehee
>*shoves cucumber in anus on onlyfans*

>>213618164
aint no walmart near me
usually go to safeway or target
target must be bigger out of california or something

>>213616272
Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call them “arctic whales” or something since they’re mostly obese?

I'm a little kumquat

>>213618164
>>213618189
I’ve been to shart mart for stuff like bandages, but I can’t recall the last time I went there for groceries. Definitely over a year.

>>213618164
Rarely any walmart stores in big cities, the best walmarts are unironically in small towns where people treat them like a downtown area

>>213618247
Very American post

>>213618097
Im prettier than her

>>213618014
>>213618041
>>213618092
What’s a good TV Girl song to serve as an introduction to the band to see if I like them

>>213618168
I thought it meant girls who ski

>>213618259
Are you gonna post your tits and ass here? No? Then we don't care. Fuck off.

this is the best marketing tactic the wnba has ever had

where the hood where the hood where the hood at, had a nigga in the cut where the wood at

show no love to homo thugs

Women have minds inside of them. They are more than their boobies and buttcheeks and pussy

>>213618259
aloha juan my hombre
you husband call you bonita?
>>213618272
zoom zoom zoom

>>213618293
>source: some random account on twitter

>>213618272
Can’t tell if you mean literal skiing or cocaine enjoyers

>>213618301
Women are only their bodies they do not possess geist

it's hard to tell the difference between a bot and a schizo sometimes

>>213617947
If you're still opinionated and snobby about music taste after highschool you never grew up and you aren't worth talking to

is my Internet connection acting up, or is the whole site slow

>>213618301
Their pussies are far more valuable than anyhting conceived in their minds

>>213618301
The mind in question
>Stacy said what to Reina No way she actually said that
>ugh my legs look so fat ooogh i feel so insecure
>ICK
>getting my nails done today yay!
>today is a selfcare day!

Whats your chuddiest opinion?

For me, I unironically think it was a mistake to let women vote.

>>213618301
youre right they have thighs too
their bras attached to them are also
no better masturbation material

>>213618351
The site is lagging

>>213618266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwRRV_mFQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2cWZVHhtPc&list=RDY2cWZVHhtPc&start_radio=1

>>213618334
nah i don't believe that

>>213618351
captcha slow for me

>>213618348
why the FUCK is youtube recommending videos of people getting their arms or hands severed

>>213618348
>Growing up is… le having bad taste!
lmaoooo

>>213618361
I secretly suspect this is true, but would never dare to say so publicly

I love girl buttcheeks so much bros

>>213618351
it's the same with me
is the captcha loading slow and it's taking a while to post?
wonder if it's a new spam feature

>>213618388
no its just such a retarded petty thing to care about

>>213618387
Sometimes YouTube starts trying to show me that sort of shit. You just have to make a conscious effort to never click on it, or actively select the “Not Interested” option to make the algorithm fuck off

me and big bro dp'd a tranny

edibles and coffee

being a woman must be so easy you get to wear all this shit and it be called 'cute'
meanwhil eif you wear anything out of the norm as a man your fellow moids pull out a gun and shoot you

>>213618361
I suppress this thought intentionally because I'm already racist and if im sexist too it will be so over

may i fucking say im not fucking drunk

me and big bro dp'd dad

>>213618365
Doing a listen

>>213618410
did you get the spit shine or the shit dick?

>>213618424
tell the time

absolutely annihilated a half pound of wings

>>213618447
10:5 you gayss dullard

>>213618452
haven't eaten in like 20 hours

>>213618410
Why

>>213618444
poopy penis

In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans
We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

>>213618452
Nice appetizer but when's the meal coming

I wish they would shut down onlyfans and fansly just for the lulz

>>213618454
ruined it

holy hell the pro ukraine cult is crazy
halt the war at its present line
have the united states recognize eastern ukraine as russian territory
have some kind of defense pact with ukraine but have it not be through nato
form some kind of american/european coalition and station troops in the country
never gonna fucking get it back this is about the best you can do and it'll stop the killing

>>213618421

>>213618293
this is exactly what would happen if people found out everyone in the NBA was taking dick
true equality

Everyone can be raped and degraded. I've always wonder what would happen if you took someone like clint eastwood and just raped him over and over for days and cut his cock and balls off and made him wear dresses and dance around and say im a princess.

what would come out the other side I wonder

>>213618483
,yahahahahahah this captcha slow asf

>>213618499
How about Clitty Eastwood

>>213618499
You know Clint is bi and fucks men right
The tough guy cowboy thing is only in the movies

i bet he's going to a bar and enjoying. god gave him a nice brain

any involuntary celibates here

>>213618517
I actually did mean the character in the . movies and not the real guy. That's not really the point. It can just be any masculine guy with respect.

>>213618421
>your fellow moids pull out a gun and shoot you
when is the last time you mocked a dude for his style? never, exactly.

More like Clint Eats Wood

>>213618517
Being bi means you can't be a tough guy?

>>213618499
Serial killer-esque post

women inject salmon sperm in their face but im seen as a freak for gooning to feet?

>>213618517
I actually did mean the character in the . movies and not the real guy. The point is it can just be any masculine guy with respect, fill in the blank with your favorite one.

everyone breaks eventually

>>213616210 (OP)
wut

>>213618482
a femboy I like is freaking out because there was some new law in Sweden that prevents him from getting money from OF

>>213618548
>>213618533
fug benis

the captcha decimated my cock and balls

I just a post that unsettled me, and I will not be replying to it.

richard pryor and marlon brando had gay sex while under the influence
this was not sexy hunk brando
this was old obese brando

>>213618499
>cut his cock and balls off and made him wear dresses and dance around and say im a princess.
If you cut the balls off, that stops testosterone production. so he'd probably become a lot plumper/curvier, lose hair maybe who knows
You could look at examples of real life eunuchs to get an idea what it would look like

Clint “The Raped” Eastwood

>>213618566
feels like something brando would do to for the art and theatre of it

https://youtu.be/MmZexg8sxyk

>>213618607
radar alert radar alert

>>213618592
>You've got to ask yourself one question: 'do gorillas build nests?' Well, do they, punk?

Finish fags are rude, I go to their general and ask things about their country and they never answer.

Clitty Nowood

New
>>213618585
>>213618585

Boy A 4chan pass sure would be handy right about now

>>213618602
>>213618602
>>213618602

>>213618630
lol